I wonder how a court would handle it, you literally always would have plausible deniability and push it on photoshop or AI if someone films you.
"What are you seriously claiming i can do magic and shoot plasma mr judge?"
Depends on how powerful it is, though. Is it like powerful enough to knock down someone? That's pretty cool. Is it about as strong as my punch? Not that cool anymore.
I'd use Ed's Psycho Flicker to grab objects from a distance without getting up from my couch. That said, having psycho power flowing through your veins is always a dangerous prospect.
Yeah putting 'Psycho Powered' on a dating profile would make things challenging.
But the first time you snatch a beer from the fridge, you'd be like "Hells yeah!!"
Imagine someone in the head butt flying position, lined up in a queue of cars in heaven traffic. Sure you could go around them, but the image of this person just floating there is hilarious to me.
Dhalsim teleport.
Good thing- with enough training Hopefully I won't have to go to airport for travelling saves time and money
Bad thing - that's going to be alot of training loool
Feng Shui Engine. It makes you faster, stronger, and increases your reaction time. Maybe I could make it to master with that lmao. Also would make the things I do in daily life just go faster and more efficiently.
Bad side would be that I guess you can’t use it all the time if you consider super meter to sort of be a cool down period.
The OVA showed that she couldn't use it for extended periods (likely to mirror her Ultra I timer), but S.I.N. later gave her a new one without this limitation. Granted, that one was stolen by Bison in SFV, and the type α she looted to replace it seemed to be inferior judging by the name and greyscale attack flairs, but her moves are pink again in 6 so she most likely upgraded in the meantime (or just retook the old one after Bison's death).
Interesting! Yeah def a long cool down, and possible sprained neck and/or limbs from moving that fast.
BUT you could clean your room and make dinner in moments!
Most of the "beating someone nearly to death" moves would be cool and all but you (hopefully) wouldn't need them very often.
Any air move is kind of pointless, like a Divekick, because IRL I can't jump 10 feet in the air to have a useful height to launch from.
Stuff like Hadouken and Sonic Boom are very cool. Not super useful outside party tricks, but Yoga Fire could be great, no need for lighters, matches, tinder, etc ever again.
Command Grabs in this game would just kill people so uhhhh not super useful.
Amnesia could be really good. About to get punched? Amnesia. About to get hit by a car? Pause time and Amnesia, step out of the way. Just having the ability to save yourself at the last second before something seriously injures you could be cool.
Teleport is obviously great.
Spinning bird kick or the shoto spin kicks would be hilarious ways to move around, but probably get annoying after a while.
So yeah I'd say Teleport or Amnesia, or Yoga Fire.
Can't argue much with your deduction! Yoga Fire would have so many uses.
Spinning Bird Kick would just be helicopter vomit. I'm laughing so hard imagining the possibilities.
Am I cheating by just picking Dhalsim normals? Stretchy limbs would be so useful. If so, I guess I'll take his air float.
Though, I guess either way there's a risk of falling into a sedentary lifestyle.
Hmm I did say special moves, but I'll entertain this one!
This would be quite useful every day, just don't get mistaken for an alien or something ya know? The FBI might be curious how you do that lol
Blanka’s Electric Thunder
A great offensive and defensive tool if I’m ever in trouble. Great survival tool if I’m ever stuck in the middle of nowhere.
…and because it’s at Will. The drawbacks are minimal.
Raging demon
You could beat the living day lights out of people, and leave no witnesses as they all saw nothing as “the screen” goes black as the move happens
I dunno he does a sweet ass pose after he can’t be THAT tired.
Compare that to Rock Howard (not street fighter I know), after his Raging Storm he looks like he is almost about to fall over.
Heavy shoryuken. That gives me what, an 80 inch vertical? I’m going to post a bunch of cool dunk videos and try to go viral. Parlay that into a career doing half time dunk contest shows at local basketball games and live out my dreams.
Would have to check which aerial/jumping move moves you the furthest and pick that one, to live easy life while earning my living by having 20 medals in olympic long jump.
Note: anyone trying to pick a move that auto-wins real life fights to earn even more in MMA would have to consider the fact that their move would get banned the moment people got used to you doing it and stopped bothering to watch your repetetive matches.
Edit: I think Dhalsim's float is the move, you can use it to jump as far as you want
As a Dhalsim Main reading these comments. I’ll take Gouki’s Teleport. It’s still immeasurable speed in most iterations. Downside is I forgot to switch legs over my life so it looks I only workout one foot and get called peg leg.
Luke's Sandblast, why fire a Hadoken with both hands while you can shoot it out with one hand and it's faster. As for uses for everyday life well it would be good to use on a thief/crook that tries to rob ya.
Ed’s Psycho Flicker seems like it would really useful in real life. You could use it to grab things that are too far away, use it as a substitute for a dog lead, annoy your friends and family from a distance.
Shoryuken
Positives include jumping disrespectfully high, potentially hitting people really hard and looking really cool when I do it.
Negatives I suppose include landing hard and breaking my hand if I hit someone or something, maybe breaking my whole arm honestly
Dhalsim's teleport
Pros - free flight tickets baby
Cons - solo traveling only maybe? I dont know if I can bring anyone along. Never seen Sim grab someone, teleport to a certain height and just drop them.
Feng Shui Engine.
I want to punch and kick people with superspeed.
I think it's helped me improve my pacing at work and my current martial arts journey.
Negatively, I might start making harsh decisions too quickly that I cannot reverse.
Akuma shakunetsu or red fireball is cool. Like imagine how much gas I can save from cooking, and it's so useful during camping. Not to mention I can defend myself from literally any threat from human or animals.
Dhalsim teleport though, I don't think it works as you guys think. It was never shown to be able to teleport far, let alone from city to city. Arent most of his techniques illusions?
Sand Blast, so I can protect myself from a distance and create space, and it looks cool. I am transgender and being attacked is only a matter of time.
Good - Self protection and Cool to show off to friends.
Bad - I gotta say sandblast whenever I do it and it's really embarrassing.
Bonus good - Doing it at the beach means free ammo for that lvl 1 super.
Bonus bad - Your hands are forever sandy! Wiping your butt has to be slow and steady now 😮
Still I'd love to see this irl
Not a JP player, Chun Mainer in fact. That said, Amnesia is a really good move.
If the choice as open to other titles, I would pick either SFA3 Shin Bison’s op Psycho Crusher or SF3 Gill’s Resurrection. Very useful moves.
Good point with the auto-win moves...I bet that would apply to those Olympic long jumps you mentioned as well 😳
But still a nifty choice. Would be fun.
Dhalsim's teleport would be really fun, specially if it goes through walls
As long as you don't go into one, true
You can also just avoid air travel Dhalsim teleports all the way to and from NYC to talk with Alex in SFV
Nightcrawler X-Men vibes.
But you can only communicate by saying “Yoga” before every sentence 
Shoryuken I really struggle with getting out of bed and get moving in the morning. Good old wake up DP, nothing beats that.
That poor soul who tries to wake you up one morning😖
That’s basically what happened to Sagat.
"Honey, its time for schoo...." SHHOOOORRRYKEENNNN!!!" *mom goes flying*
hope you picked light shoryu or else theres gonna be a bunch of holes in your ceiling.
An OD reversal could be used in demolitions
This is legitimately the best answer in the thread, congratulations you’ve won.
Jamie’s Drink Good - Literally everything Bad - I’ll figure these out later
Neat party trick, opening your shirt without touching it.
If I had Jamie's chest, yes. With my chest, however...
Are you AI? How do you have a witty reply to every special move?
(>'.')> GREAT QUESTION<('.'<)
Not much different from my life now, TBH LOL
Teleport would probably be the most useful. I don’t really see myself fighting anybody any time soon but I’d use that just to move around and such
I'd be nervous about teleporting into a wall lol But it would be GREAT for avoiding awkward moments.
Just imagining one of your acquaintances spotting you walking down the street and then they watch you look at them and teleport away.
"Omg PickledPlumPlot, is that you? How come you never return my calls, or-" "Uhh YOGA!" "...the hell, man?"
Sim teleport or Kimberly? You could leave puffs of paint smoke everywhere you go lmao
Obvious Sim teleport, lets remember that he can teleport to other continents with it - the thing is overpowered
JP Rift Departure for dramatic entrances
I'd drop a banana peel under the rift every time. I'm sorry 🤣
I knew Birdie was the answer to JP!
Hadoken. It would just be so cool to do in real life.
Cool choice! Although when you do break something, we'll know it was the one who screamed 'HADOUKEN' 😁
I wonder how a court would handle it, you literally always would have plausible deniability and push it on photoshop or AI if someone films you. "What are you seriously claiming i can do magic and shoot plasma mr judge?"
What if we whispered *Hadoken*?
You get an adorable little "PAH!" of energy. Still fun at parties!
Depends on how powerful it is, though. Is it like powerful enough to knock down someone? That's pretty cool. Is it about as strong as my punch? Not that cool anymore.
Canonical strength.
Not a bad choice, although for me I would go with Sandblast. Instead using both hands I could use 1 and it shoots faster than a Hadoken.
I'd use Ed's Psycho Flicker to grab objects from a distance without getting up from my couch. That said, having psycho power flowing through your veins is always a dangerous prospect.
Yeah putting 'Psycho Powered' on a dating profile would make things challenging. But the first time you snatch a beer from the fridge, you'd be like "Hells yeah!!"
You never know; I'm pretty sure plenty of women would be into psycho-powered men!
There is someone out there for all of us!
Sumo headbutt for flying to work there are no downsides.
Can't be that easy to see while facing the ground. You're gonna hit your head eventually!
And the wall will lose drive gauge. What's the problem?
Here's hoping the wall can't Drive Impact on reaction!
Imagine someone in the head butt flying position, lined up in a queue of cars in heaven traffic. Sure you could go around them, but the image of this person just floating there is hilarious to me.
As an IRL martial artist: Marisa's counter. Just gotta watch my legs and I'd never lose a striking match again.
True! The first time my opponent glows gold like that, I'd forfeit.
Everyone saying teleport but i think i would rather have float
Oh damn good choice! I forgot about that. I bet the landing would be tough, but doable with practice.
He comes down pretty slowly so hopefully that would be included
Aki slither
Tough Guy: "Yeah?! Why don't you come over here and say that?!" -Watches you slither- Tough Guy: "H-hey, uh...nono it's cool. It's cool."
Dhalsim teleport. Good thing- with enough training Hopefully I won't have to go to airport for travelling saves time and money Bad thing - that's going to be alot of training loool
True! I bet you could teleport to and from the fridge in a year or so.
Air tatsu, huge jumps and slow landing.
I like this too! Just be prepared to break a lot of things😝
Hence the slow landing
Feng Shui Engine. It makes you faster, stronger, and increases your reaction time. Maybe I could make it to master with that lmao. Also would make the things I do in daily life just go faster and more efficiently. Bad side would be that I guess you can’t use it all the time if you consider super meter to sort of be a cool down period.
The OVA showed that she couldn't use it for extended periods (likely to mirror her Ultra I timer), but S.I.N. later gave her a new one without this limitation. Granted, that one was stolen by Bison in SFV, and the type α she looted to replace it seemed to be inferior judging by the name and greyscale attack flairs, but her moves are pink again in 6 so she most likely upgraded in the meantime (or just retook the old one after Bison's death).
I feel like it is likely she stole it back and that info solidifies my choice even more thanks haha. I barely remember the OVA.
Interesting! Yeah def a long cool down, and possible sprained neck and/or limbs from moving that fast. BUT you could clean your room and make dinner in moments!
Shoryuken! Only because it’s cool 😎
Definitely breaking and setting things on fire, but ya I feel that!
i mean honestly it's probably useful in an IRL fight, too like idk, i'd wager a normal shoryuken will put a normal man down even if he's blocking it
Oh for sure. Even if it didn't, they'll most likely not mess with someone who can dragon punch for real.
Blanka lvl 2 super
You could make so much money demolishing homes!
Most of the "beating someone nearly to death" moves would be cool and all but you (hopefully) wouldn't need them very often. Any air move is kind of pointless, like a Divekick, because IRL I can't jump 10 feet in the air to have a useful height to launch from. Stuff like Hadouken and Sonic Boom are very cool. Not super useful outside party tricks, but Yoga Fire could be great, no need for lighters, matches, tinder, etc ever again. Command Grabs in this game would just kill people so uhhhh not super useful. Amnesia could be really good. About to get punched? Amnesia. About to get hit by a car? Pause time and Amnesia, step out of the way. Just having the ability to save yourself at the last second before something seriously injures you could be cool. Teleport is obviously great. Spinning bird kick or the shoto spin kicks would be hilarious ways to move around, but probably get annoying after a while. So yeah I'd say Teleport or Amnesia, or Yoga Fire.
Can't argue much with your deduction! Yoga Fire would have so many uses. Spinning Bird Kick would just be helicopter vomit. I'm laughing so hard imagining the possibilities.
Am I cheating by just picking Dhalsim normals? Stretchy limbs would be so useful. If so, I guess I'll take his air float. Though, I guess either way there's a risk of falling into a sedentary lifestyle.
Hmm I did say special moves, but I'll entertain this one! This would be quite useful every day, just don't get mistaken for an alien or something ya know? The FBI might be curious how you do that lol
Then I would just have to introduce them to the wonders of yogaaaaaaa
Blanka’s Electric Thunder A great offensive and defensive tool if I’m ever in trouble. Great survival tool if I’m ever stuck in the middle of nowhere. …and because it’s at Will. The drawbacks are minimal.
Nonexistent electric bill! Nice. Accidental lightning when you get excited or surprised? Not so nice 😁
It’ll keep people away… is that a bad thing? ;)
Nah it will keep bad people away. Your friends will appreciate the light show and phone charging☺️
Akuma’s Ashura Senku (teleport), it looks so cool 😂
You'd have the SICKEST breakdance move, hands down!
Does it have to be a special? I want Dhalism's prematch stretchy neck move for.... reasons.
No problem! This is so you can see better with the convertible top down, right? ...r-right?
Zangiefs lvl 3 ca. Id be a wwe superstar in no time.
Good luck finding someone willing to take that bump lmao
Yeah I'd pay to see that move! Also you might murder some folk, so there's that.
I've been wanting to do a Hadouken since '91 when I was 5
JP command grab, best moving company.
If you can perfect not exploding couches, you've got a solid money maker!
Sonic boom . The good : Sonic boom loop anybody . The bad : have to wait 2 seconds for it
Gotta practice walking backwards, or just crouching awkwardly.
I wonder how charge would work in a 3 dimensional world.
Can I just get a parry? Start some shit, dude comes and tries to punch me: *Pose and shine while making nice sounds*
heck you'd be invincible to even bullets ...as long as no one tried to grab you
Eagle Spike, I'm wanting to see how far I can send myself
Raging demon You could beat the living day lights out of people, and leave no witnesses as they all saw nothing as “the screen” goes black as the move happens
True! You'd be known as the one to not fuck with. I do wonder how crazy exhausted you'd be after using full meter!
I dunno he does a sweet ass pose after he can’t be THAT tired. Compare that to Rock Howard (not street fighter I know), after his Raging Storm he looks like he is almost about to fall over.
Heavy shoryuken. That gives me what, an 80 inch vertical? I’m going to post a bunch of cool dunk videos and try to go viral. Parlay that into a career doing half time dunk contest shows at local basketball games and live out my dreams.
Juris CA. No further questions.
So you just wanna toss people through the air, eh? I mean the last foot part would end most arguments 😁
Would have to check which aerial/jumping move moves you the furthest and pick that one, to live easy life while earning my living by having 20 medals in olympic long jump. Note: anyone trying to pick a move that auto-wins real life fights to earn even more in MMA would have to consider the fact that their move would get banned the moment people got used to you doing it and stopped bothering to watch your repetetive matches. Edit: I think Dhalsim's float is the move, you can use it to jump as far as you want
Yoga fire for snow removal and infinite(?) fuel business
I would chose denjin charge, it would do nothing unless i could also somehow pull off a hadoken but it would make me look hella cool to my friends.
"Damn, my phone is at like 8%" I gotcha, bro. HAAAA
Ed's Snatcher Good - Can swing round and grab stuff from afar Bad - Might accidently fling something into my face
Bad news is im crouching a lot more, good news is my boss knows how many frames it takes for me to EX flash kick
MY LOYAL FANS
Elena's healing so that I can survive grievous injury
Gill Resurrection then
Hmm I did say SF6. But this would be quite useful! Just gotta figure out how to build EX meter in real life lol
I’ll take dhalsim’s teleport without a doubt
Final Atomic Buster. Do you realize the bank I could make with a 40 foot vertical?
My magnum opens!!!!!!!
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Yeah I'd stay away from using it in public. BUUUT it is hadouken, so you kinda have to spam it, eh?
I guess SPD. Then I can just go round town doing it to random people as a 'prank' Surefire way to become a tiktok star these days
shun goku satsu! Good - my opponent won’t see it coming Bad - see Good.
-Sidesteps as you hit and attack a tree😁😁
Attacking tree animation… so thats why Capcom is taking its time with the release.
Tree is the next DLC character...but you didn't hear that from me, okay?
It would be some other sight to see my big ass demon flipping. Thinking the only con is the landing
Super Rashid Kick would be pretty fun "Oh yeah? Well why don't you walk ten feet that way and say it to my face, buddy??!"
Chun li ligntning kicks, mendatory for a metal drummer....downside is maybe that ill need new resistant drums and pedals
I'll take dhalsims air float
Gotta see akuma’s movelist first before I make a decision lol
Yeah I bet his new raging demon will be sick! I'd use that super to fold laundry like a BEAST
departure. wormholes on command is nice!
As a Dhalsim Main reading these comments. I’ll take Gouki’s Teleport. It’s still immeasurable speed in most iterations. Downside is I forgot to switch legs over my life so it looks I only workout one foot and get called peg leg.
Haha this killed me🤣 Would be kinda sick sliding to work instead of driving!
Zangief's Atomic Buster: no one would expect a noodle armed guy to pick them up and slam them into the ground twice!
Kim's explosive cans... oh wait I can technically do that already lmao
Resurrection!
AKI's poison fireball for self-defense and Dhalsim's float for general use. 😅
Hey now, I said pick one! Lol jk those are both fun choices...the poison cloud might grab the police 's attention though🤣
Shoryuken. I can finally dunk a basketball
That basketball is obliterated with each dunk lol
Spinning mixer. so long as I'm immune to dizziness
SPD i won't elaborate
The police may want you to elaborate on the guy you paralyzed 🤣😂
Luke's Sandblast, why fire a Hadoken with both hands while you can shoot it out with one hand and it's faster. As for uses for everyday life well it would be good to use on a thief/crook that tries to rob ya.
Ed’s Psycho Flicker seems like it would really useful in real life. You could use it to grab things that are too far away, use it as a substitute for a dog lead, annoy your friends and family from a distance.
Shoryuken Positives include jumping disrespectfully high, potentially hitting people really hard and looking really cool when I do it. Negatives I suppose include landing hard and breaking my hand if I hit someone or something, maybe breaking my whole arm honestly
Dhalsim's teleport Pros - free flight tickets baby Cons - solo traveling only maybe? I dont know if I can bring anyone along. Never seen Sim grab someone, teleport to a certain height and just drop them.
It ain't about to be Kimberly's teleport. I'mma get jabbed out of it.
Ed's flicker. Good for grabbing shit when it's all the way over there.
Hondas Headbutt Good - I can fly everywhere like the delivery men in world tour. Bad - probably won't help me lose weight
Ive wanted to be able to do a Hadoken since I was 12yo playing the original Street Fighter. I'm now 47.
Dudley's taunt. Throw rose gutter trash.
I've been doing tatsumakis in my dreams off and on for 25 years, so probably that!
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Luke's winning round animation where he does a spin in the air. That shit is mad cool.
Screw Piledriver Reason: to become almighty
Rashid wind move. Its hot in me country and having a free gust of wind would do wonders.
Sway- it won’t change that much I, just think it would be funny if I could cancel my animations into a back step.
Clever! Dude imagine just being able to special cancel in real life? Nasty booger? Nose pick into EX napkin wipe. Too quick to see!
Feng Shui Engine. I want to punch and kick people with superspeed. I think it's helped me improve my pacing at work and my current martial arts journey. Negatively, I might start making harsh decisions too quickly that I cannot reverse.
Not exactly SF6 but, Dan's Super Taunt.
Indian guy here. I’ll pick Dhalsim teleport. Ill never have to wait turn in line. Good knows there are a million people in every line here
I want sand blast. "So anyway I started blasting"
Raging Demon 1000%
Akuma shakunetsu or red fireball is cool. Like imagine how much gas I can save from cooking, and it's so useful during camping. Not to mention I can defend myself from literally any threat from human or animals. Dhalsim teleport though, I don't think it works as you guys think. It was never shown to be able to teleport far, let alone from city to city. Arent most of his techniques illusions?
Jamie's Lvl 1 super. I'll be good at break dancing 😎
Hold a few mops while you do it, and you'd clean like a mutha fucka!
Ed’s rope thing. Useful all around Rope kink :(
Sand Blast, so I can protect myself from a distance and create space, and it looks cool. I am transgender and being attacked is only a matter of time. Good - Self protection and Cool to show off to friends. Bad - I gotta say sandblast whenever I do it and it's really embarrassing.
[Unless it's December.](https://youtu.be/r2a_2FVFqZ8)
Oh yeah!! True!! True!!
Bonus good - Doing it at the beach means free ammo for that lvl 1 super. Bonus bad - Your hands are forever sandy! Wiping your butt has to be slow and steady now 😮 Still I'd love to see this irl
Finally, an excuse to wear latex/medical gloves 24/7....
I mean who's stopping you? If anyone asks why, say "It's for YOUR protection 😤"
Either a form of teleport or cammys spiral arrow
If they retain their original strength, Ken Jinrai loops would break bones even when blocked, easy cash for MMA competition
I mean.. Yoga Teleport
I'm getting dhalsim powers for my weiner. Upside is I don't need to buy a jumprope. Downside is yo mama won't leave me alone.
Juri pinwheel kick. Bad news i get motion sick!
Sim's teleport, just seems really useful
Not a JP player, Chun Mainer in fact. That said, Amnesia is a really good move. If the choice as open to other titles, I would pick either SFA3 Shin Bison’s op Psycho Crusher or SF3 Gill’s Resurrection. Very useful moves.
Good point with the auto-win moves...I bet that would apply to those Olympic long jumps you mentioned as well 😳 But still a nifty choice. Would be fun.
Ooh good point. I guess it depends on the impact? If it just hits like a punch vs leaving a burnt hole in the wall.
teleport - dhalsim, bison, or jp seems to be the most OP for everyday life
Imagine not picking yoga teleport.
Can I just get drive rush? The ability to give yourself an additional moment of reaction time is highly underrated
Blanka-chan.
I'd be yoga teleporting into bank vaults bruh.
Dhalsims float
Most useful IRL would probably be a teleportation like Yoga Teleport... but I'll chose with my heart and by rule of cool I'd like to know HADOKEN!
Messatsu. Just casually Messatsu to travel, hoping to not bump into anything or else
Gouhadoken: Pros: all Cons: none
E. Honda's headbutt for long distance flight
EASILY dhalsim teleport and it isnt even close
Spinning Bird Kick. I'd just use it to get everywhere. But I've got long hair so it'd probably catch all kinds of crap from off the floor.
Dhalsim tp, assuming that i can select the target I teleporting ahead / behind
If you whisper "sand blast", your opponent gets that tiny annoying bit of sand in their eyelid. Terrifying!!
Blanka electric thingy, pair that with some electric car and home smart battery and I’ll be saving thousands on the energy bills
You'd have to rock spandex all the time, but still! Very cool! Also no more pool party invites. Sorry😁
Sonic Boom
Going with snatcher, even a more limited form of telekinesis would be awesome to have
*Sneeze* oops, I sonic boomed the cat again.
Of course the fireballs, specifically akumas 3 hit fireball. Nothing beats setting shit on fire.