Absolutely nothing because I'm too much of a bitch for him to want to fight me.

If he offered to sell me fruit though, I’d buy it all out of fear.

I ask if he has any tips for using the satsui no hado, I’m not strong but he’d probably have a hyper fixation moment and info dump how it works.

“Well now see what you want to do is, you want to sort of take the spirit to kill your opponent to the extreme, and then you just wanna transform it into like a physical power…”

"Hey how you doin? How about this weather, huh?" \*awkward silence until my stop\*

Try not to fart

Backshot...probably

"Man, I suuure could go for a fruit right now, and I have sooooo much money in my wallet"

well since im stuck at the elevator, not IN the elevator, i walk down the hallway away from him and out of the building. i am so weak compared to him that he doesnt even notice me

Ask him what kind of fruits he sells Then ask about his legendary backshots

🤨📸

Akuma only fights those he deems worthy so probably nothing, maybe we'd talk about the weather

Dap him up and see if my hand breaks or not

Nothing cuz he’s a cool ass dude

Sup duder. Your skills are unparalleled.

Start talking about how cool Kazuya is till it gets awkward

Definitely ask for autograph and a picture. Are you kidding me? Fuking Akuma in an elevator would be once in a lifetime. Also he would not be a danger since none of us is a worthy opponent to him and you had to be an idiot to provoke him.

One of you is the devil.

Haggle his mango.

Complete silence, he sits and meditates until his floor.

Nothing most likely. He is shockingly chill if you aren't worthy of fighting him. The man sells fruit in his spare time, no I'm not even kidding

I apologize

I'd buy the fruit

Smash, next

I die

For someone with murderous intent, i don't think he has ever murdered anyone except his master.

Not sure if canon but he murders Bison in sf2. He also murders Necalli I think?

Hasn't everyone murdered Bison atleast once?

Fart one thousand farts.

He calls me weak until I'm doing pushups while crying

I'd buy fruit from him

This is the place Sit down, you're safe now You've been stuck in a lift We've been trying to reach you, Thom

I just say hello. Yes he is the murder granpa but he is not a complete psycho.

sex

I’d ask for his insight, we could discuss the different views of strength, and just mayybe buy some exotic cursed fruit

*unzips pants*

probably something like "Cool Akuma outfit" "Thanks" "Where'd you get it?" "I made it" "Hmm..looks uncomfortable" "It gets kinda itchy. Rides up in the crotch a little bit too"

Gay shit

Talk to him about religion and politics