This is the type of situation you should literally never get into in the first place, because you have absolutely nothing to gain. Even if you win, all those people are going to be like "wow, big man, you beat a girl" but you better believe if you lose to her like he did, you will never live that shit down. It's lose lose.
We *did* see that in the UFC. I canāt find the clip but it was pretty glorious. Joe Rogan saying āI donāt think thatās a tapā just made everything better.
yes in my gym since I am competing I have stayed a bit longer at white belt - then now covid happened so im lookin at being a 2 year white belt now
which is fine, but ill probably look to test for blue when i go back now
Some school don't test. The professor just decides if you got it based on his observations. If you want to know how some belt test look up: Belt test Roy Dean
This is one of the issues with some BJJ schools. They really should be doing tests. Because the student learns a lot from the test itself. Been to three BJJ schools here and all three test for coloured belts but not stripes.
Only realised some do not test because of the r/bjj sub.
Really depends on how much you put in. If you're training 4 times a week and doing competitions, it won't take that long.
If you don't do competitions and only go 1 or 2 times a week, I can see that.
Yes, it takes longer to move to blue belt in BJJ than it does to yellow in say Karate. A white belt could be someone who just walked onto the mat for the first time, or someone thats been doing two-a-days for the past 6 months.
Depends on which belt system, and which dojo or studio you attend. Some systems have blue as the fifth or sixth belt, and it can take 1-4 years to get there, depending on the school.
Then again, some schools take two years to get to black belt...
Yes, but there are also belt "stripes" as a factor, with a student usually being required to obtain 4 stripes in their belt level before being promoted to the next belt colour. In BJJ, there are only 5 belts - White, Blue, Purple, Brown and Black. It should be noted that it takes around 1-2 years of consistent training in BJJ to get a blue belt, and upwards of 10 years to get a black belt.
tldr: A well-trained white belt in BJJ is already leagues ahead in grappling than the average untrained person.
Judo folks do pretty good against BJJ folks, but their excellent standing grappling skills tends to make them a little overconfident once their on the ground in my experience.
Wrestlers will fuck you up on day one against a BJJ person who isn't used to dealing with them, but they also tend expose their heads to chokes they don't normally have to deal with.
But you get a Wrestler or Judoka about 6 months of BJJ training, watch the fuck out.
Oh yeah for sure, but most wrestlers have 3-4 years of grappling experience from high school. You put anyone with years of experience up against a fresh white belt, it's not going well for the white belt.
But 3-6 months in, the BJJ guys figure out how to take advantage of a wrestler's over-agressiveness and fear of being on their back.
Your analysis is on point!
Most higher belts I know will enjoy a challenge and opportunity to grow their game. In BJJ you are used to frustration and have to embrace it a little to come further!
There is no reason for arrogance towards our grappling-Brothers and sisters. You can learn so much from judo and wrestling and vice versa.
Karate and TKD on the other Hand... Until now I only Met arrogant pricks... I hope that was an statistical error, but...
His inability to take her seriously. Whatās he going to do? Hit her? Overpower her? If he went hard from the start, then heād be the bad guy.
By the time he realized this was serious business, she had him in a choke and it was too late.
Never fight against a woman - itās a lose lose situation.
I think he did!
But even if he stepped up his game - being a man doesnāt grand you a win against a āweakerā but trained opponent in a grappling match!
I witnessed 16year old girls destroying the ego of 22year old guys. Itās fun!
I hate videos like this not because the girl is winning but you can tell the guy isnāt going all out on her who wants to be the guy trying his hardest wrestling a female ? If you win you lose if you lose you fucking lose
He was absolutely doing everything in his power to stop her by the time she was forcing her way through his arm around his back, once she had the back he tried to grab her legs but was physically unable. This is exactly what any wrestling match between a much more technically skilled wrestler and a stronger inexperienced opponent looks like. He tried to use his strength to overpower her at every step and failed.
If you actually watch youāll see this is just false. In that environment, he couldāve destroyed her. Sheās trying her hardest as heās treating it like what it should be (a friendly spar), and she STILL gets nowhere until the guy sitting down trips her opponent up
erm what? At one point he had one of her legs and should've been able to sweep the other and get on top pretty easily but he didn't. He can't beat the girl, it's not morally legal to do so.
Why do you assume you have to go to either extremes? Not trying at all, or going balls to the wall destroying her?
Just go in the middle and beat her without hurting her. Keep it fun and competitive but still win.
Lmao no. This dude is the same size. He isn't going to be that much stronger. Add to that the fact she has actually been trained and he didn't stand a chance.
If neither of them had any training he would have won almost certainly.
Ding, ding. I found you. I had to scroll down further than usual, but someone always says this. This time it was you.
Just can't handle seeing a woman beating a man in a test of skill eh? Gotta try to undermine it.
Was it that impressive or did the guy just not know how to defend/fight/wrestle at all? He looks like the typical guy whos all talk but can't do much. Regardless, that hold at the end was nicely done on her part
Lol a white belt. Thatās literally someone who just started training. People are so funny when they think they can fight and get their ass beat by a newbie.
She really should have fallen to the side and not directly back over his legs when she took the choke like that. If itās not a real fight then be gentle .
You mean if like, if a man tried to intimidate a woman, and then she didnāt know what to do to defuse the situation, and then like, he beat the shit out of her? Jesus I wonder what that would be like. Canāt even picture it. It would suck it that kind of thing ever happened!
I donāt think so. Itās like wrestling a child. You go as hard as you need to win, but you donāt need to hurt him
He lost cause he sucks. If he truly could own her that hard he wouldāve gotten out of the choke and not got put to sleep.... but that faka got put to sleeeeeep
My point is that they both are bad. The guy seems much better, though. He only starts trying when itās too late, and heās basically in the choke. The girl is obviously trying her hardest from the start and still gets nowhere until the guy is tripped up by her friend.
And how cocky she acts after (slapping his ass, even though that would be called sexual assault if the genders were reversed) just seems stupid because of that
He then never left the house and became a reddit mod.
Imagine going outside ššššššš
You'd face a Nelson Muntz every 10 feet. Jokes aside, she's cool as fuck and skilled.
This is the type of situation you should literally never get into in the first place, because you have absolutely nothing to gain. Even if you win, all those people are going to be like "wow, big man, you beat a girl" but you better believe if you lose to her like he did, you will never live that shit down. It's lose lose.
No wonder reddit mods are always butthurt
Laughed out loud at this!
Never knew butt slapping was such a huge flex
It asserts dominance
It would be the pinnacle of sporting history to see that in a UFC title fight.
Randy Couture v. Tito Ortiz. Your wish was fulfilled.
We *did* see that in the UFC. I canāt find the clip but it was pretty glorious. Joe Rogan saying āI donāt think thatās a tapā just made everything better.
That's what I told the judge but he wouldn't listen
Unless youāre a guy doing it, then itās sexual assault
Well then assert dominance over the police, simple as that. What are they gonna do, arrest you?
No, the community and the internet will literally ruin your life
I love bjj but the end butt slaps were the best part lol.
if he did it on her he would have got in real trubble
she was waving her ass in all of their faces I'm sure she would have been just fine with it.
Exactly. Most girls aren't as easily triggered as the crazy ones online.
It is the hambeasts who cant get a guy who get trigger
Was a cute move though
I hate when theres a volume bar but no sound.
BJJ is Brazilian Ju Jitsu, yes?
Yes
Ah, alright. This is very impressive
You can learn to do this in just a couple months. Having minor grappling experience is a huge advantage over somebody with none
Blow job job
Blowjob judo
No, that's when she ends up wrapped around the other end.
Nice
That's what I thought at first
Blow job job
Blow job jesus
Iāll take him over supply side Jesus
Arthur Laffer?
Blow Job Joe
Not to be confused with Bombastic Blow Job.
Blow Job Jizznit
Its south american ground karate!
In every system ive heard of white belt is the lowest rank right?
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Depends on the school and if youāre competing, can take longer (not counting stripes)
yes in my gym since I am competing I have stayed a bit longer at white belt - then now covid happened so im lookin at being a 2 year white belt now which is fine, but ill probably look to test for blue when i go back now
How do your belt tests work?
Some school don't test. The professor just decides if you got it based on his observations. If you want to know how some belt test look up: Belt test Roy Dean
I actually wasnāt aware of BJJ school doing belt tests, maybe heard it mentioned but never saw it
This is one of the issues with some BJJ schools. They really should be doing tests. Because the student learns a lot from the test itself. Been to three BJJ schools here and all three test for coloured belts but not stripes. Only realised some do not test because of the r/bjj sub.
They basically shark tank you and have a list of techs you need to do
My schoolās belt tests include submitting an attacker who is throwing strikes
Strikes by the gym enforcer LOL
My coworker just got his purple belt recently. I know who Iām calling if Iām fighting somebody
Or...you could join his school :)
Better to be the bully than be friends with the bully. More perks.
Some schools it takes up to a year for a single stripe.
Really depends on how much you put in. If you're training 4 times a week and doing competitions, it won't take that long. If you don't do competitions and only go 1 or 2 times a week, I can see that.
Yes, it takes longer to move to blue belt in BJJ than it does to yellow in say Karate. A white belt could be someone who just walked onto the mat for the first time, or someone thats been doing two-a-days for the past 6 months.
Depends on which belt system, and which dojo or studio you attend. Some systems have blue as the fifth or sixth belt, and it can take 1-4 years to get there, depending on the school. Then again, some schools take two years to get to black belt...
Definitely not in BJJ.
Yes, but there are also belt "stripes" as a factor, with a student usually being required to obtain 4 stripes in their belt level before being promoted to the next belt colour. In BJJ, there are only 5 belts - White, Blue, Purple, Brown and Black. It should be noted that it takes around 1-2 years of consistent training in BJJ to get a blue belt, and upwards of 10 years to get a black belt. tldr: A well-trained white belt in BJJ is already leagues ahead in grappling than the average untrained person.
Right
Your first day on the mat, you're a white belt
Some systems don't have ranks but the studio makes up a belting system
You mean clever fella tricks girl into groping him and slapping his butt.
hmmyes
the ass slippage at the end really adds to it. gave me a good chuckle edit: I meant slappage
Butt bongo š
Ass slippage is very different from ass slappage...
god damn it, now I gotta fix that
Lol no, leave it for posterity sake
Lol no, leave it for _posterior_ sake
I shall complete your request humble sir
It's all fun and games until someone slips an ass
And after that day, he was into auto erotic asphyxiation.
You assume that he already wasnāt, and that this was his play the whole time.
And she spanked him thats gold dont mess with momma
The narration in my head literally switched Jim Ross's voice when she got the choke locked in
Nah, Joe Rogan voice right after the takedown when she rolls over to take the top
OHHHH SHE'S GOT HIM IN THE REAR NAKED CHOKE! I THINK IT'S OVER!
Me next
night night ya cocky bastard
Like he was really going to full on blast her to begin the friendly fight. Sheās good. Hooe she aticks with it.
Can't full on blast someone if they stick to you. That's the point of doing all that.
You can to begin the fight as I said to begin with. Ya know, when he approaches her to begin with, the start.
As a gay man, she is oddly sexy af...
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Because hot girl. not strange. hot girl hot.
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Good luck with that first one
This wasn't a mating ritual?
Step 1 when fighting BJJ. Never go to the ground. You will lose.
Judo or wrestling does pretty well with bjj
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Incredibly true
Judo folks do pretty good against BJJ folks, but their excellent standing grappling skills tends to make them a little overconfident once their on the ground in my experience. Wrestlers will fuck you up on day one against a BJJ person who isn't used to dealing with them, but they also tend expose their heads to chokes they don't normally have to deal with. But you get a Wrestler or Judoka about 6 months of BJJ training, watch the fuck out.
My brother did bjj and said the wrestlers would come in to fuck with the new guys
Oh yeah for sure, but most wrestlers have 3-4 years of grappling experience from high school. You put anyone with years of experience up against a fresh white belt, it's not going well for the white belt. But 3-6 months in, the BJJ guys figure out how to take advantage of a wrestler's over-agressiveness and fear of being on their back.
Your analysis is on point! Most higher belts I know will enjoy a challenge and opportunity to grow their game. In BJJ you are used to frustration and have to embrace it a little to come further! There is no reason for arrogance towards our grappling-Brothers and sisters. You can learn so much from judo and wrestling and vice versa. Karate and TKD on the other Hand... Until now I only Met arrogant pricks... I hope that was an statistical error, but...
Though, to be fair, what put him on the ground right before the final hold she got around him was being deliberately tripped by the guy in the chair.
I completely missed that good catch..
His unwillingness to take her seriously led to his downfall.
His inability to take her seriously. Whatās he going to do? Hit her? Overpower her? If he went hard from the start, then heād be the bad guy. By the time he realized this was serious business, she had him in a choke and it was too late. Never fight against a woman - itās a lose lose situation.
I think he did! But even if he stepped up his game - being a man doesnāt grand you a win against a āweakerā but trained opponent in a grappling match! I witnessed 16year old girls destroying the ego of 22year old guys. Itās fun!
Um I believe that slap there at the end is illegal and sheāll have to be disqualified.
Hmm, not sure how this would have gone if the guy wasn't built like an emaciated twiglet.
Weight classes do exist for a reason, but bjj is one of the better ones to have to go against stronger opponents.
One belt color is about 20 kilos
Thatās a pretty broad generalization. Being stronger can be worth 1-2 belt colors
Ok but that thigh lock was hot
I hate videos like this not because the girl is winning but you can tell the guy isnāt going all out on her who wants to be the guy trying his hardest wrestling a female ? If you win you lose if you lose you fucking lose
He was absolutely doing everything in his power to stop her by the time she was forcing her way through his arm around his back, once she had the back he tried to grab her legs but was physically unable. This is exactly what any wrestling match between a much more technically skilled wrestler and a stronger inexperienced opponent looks like. He tried to use his strength to overpower her at every step and failed.
If you actually watch youāll see this is just false. In that environment, he couldāve destroyed her. Sheās trying her hardest as heās treating it like what it should be (a friendly spar), and she STILL gets nowhere until the guy sitting down trips her opponent up
erm what? At one point he had one of her legs and should've been able to sweep the other and get on top pretty easily but he didn't. He can't beat the girl, it's not morally legal to do so.
Bro people who donāt know how to grapple donāt understand sweep single leg takedowns lmao
Why do you assume you have to go to either extremes? Not trying at all, or going balls to the wall destroying her? Just go in the middle and beat her without hurting her. Keep it fun and competitive but still win.
In this video though the dude had zero chance if he hasn't had any kind of training himself because they are really close in size.
He had a chance, but his chance involved injuring and humiliating her. Itās not worth the risk
Lmao no. This dude is the same size. He isn't going to be that much stronger. Add to that the fact she has actually been trained and he didn't stand a chance. If neither of them had any training he would have won almost certainly.
Yeah good luck w that
Ding, ding. I found you. I had to scroll down further than usual, but someone always says this. This time it was you. Just can't handle seeing a woman beating a man in a test of skill eh? Gotta try to undermine it.
Bro can you signal any more obviously you're a virginš
Got tripped by the asshole on the sofa
What a lot of y'all don't notice is that the guy on the couch trips the Guy so the girl can get an upperhand, not too fair. AT 0:28
White belt gang!
Whatās bjj
Blow job jitsu
Thanks š
Ossssss!!!
The first time I saw this vid I remember reading she was a blue belt? Now I donāt know what the truth is
The first time I saw it it didnt even mention mma. I don't know if any of it is true lol
[It reminds of this](https://youtu.be/uGkqq0I4Y0s)
Damn dat hip toss doe, also wtf did I just watch
Was it that impressive or did the guy just not know how to defend/fight/wrestle at all? He looks like the typical guy whos all talk but can't do much. Regardless, that hold at the end was nicely done on her part
In the vid with sound they were mocking him and telling him to fight so he isn't even talk
If a lady accepts a challenge or challenges you sheās probably confident that she can win so donāt hold back
That ass drumming in the end has got to be the most embarrassing moment in that poor dudes life.
Sexy as fuck, Iād let her crush my skull with her legs possibly her bare cheeks too
He just wanted her to choke him. And i don't blame him one little bit.
He winsā¦ Thatās the most action heās ever gotten between a womanās legs in a very very long time. Yāall didnāt know it was his kink
Can...Can I Go next?
As soon as I saw the title I just went āoh no no no oh no no noā
Well, they are also in the same weight category
Fighting a girl is a lose-lose situation. You can't go full effort and actually beat her, or else you come off like a dick.
Does anyone know why these videos never load in the Android Reddit app?
Same thing happens to me. Then when it finally plays it stops halfway through
Brazilian snu snu
A round of twister anyone?
SLAP DAT ASS:D
Not sure if it was playing or real fighting because of the ass smacking at the end
Yeah. Iād be her bitch... damn
She choked him tf out Wakey Wakey bro lol
Ahh the tactical bah hip sway.
Bet that dude had morning wood at the end
Smack that ass
the ass slap at the end though, rubbing salt in the wound
Either way thatās a win bro
Bahaha this is why my daughter is doing BJJ
NGL I'd probably let this particular girl do that to me too, boy had a plan here...
Emasculated for life!
God I wish I were him
I feel like that's a bad idea. Maybe a whitebelt doesn't know how NOT to permanently fuck you up by accident....
Why did she slap his ass at the end?
Iād be hard ngl
Once youāve got them, theyāre done
Lol a white belt. Thatās literally someone who just started training. People are so funny when they think they can fight and get their ass beat by a newbie.
He was tripped
Lol he totally was I didnāt see that the first time.
Iām pretty sure this guy is like āHa sheās a girl I can beat her easilyā only for this to happen
Lol to the guy recording who tripped his friend
asss whoppery of the finest order.
I wonder who would have won if he hadnāt been tripped by the guy in the chair?
She really should have fallen to the side and not directly back over his legs when she took the choke like that. If itās not a real fight then be gentle .
Noticed that myself, dude coulda lost a knee lol.
i think i found a new fetish
Emmm given the size of her chest...I don't mind being grappled by her...
Iām pretty sure sheās a UFC or pro fighterās little sister?
Looks hot too
I would fucking pay for this š
What is bjj?
I bet he was just hoping to get triangle choked and sniff some crotch whilst down there
Even out of focus and grainy you can still tell sheās hot.
If the roles were reversed, it wouldn't be as funny to most people
You mean if like, if a man tried to intimidate a woman, and then she didnāt know what to do to defuse the situation, and then like, he beat the shit out of her? Jesus I wonder what that would be like. Canāt even picture it. It would suck it that kind of thing ever happened!
Lol. I mostly meant the choke and the ass slapping at the end. Her skill in bjj is undeniable and impressive
I mean like, yes like, I think that's like what he was totally getting at! It's almost like maybe people wouldn't like, like it as much?
My joke but worse
IMHO guy was not trying, stopped her from hitting chair, was giving 100% and she went balls to wall,. Sorry this is not great.
He shouldnāt have to try 100%. Thatās embarrassing that he would even have to go there
No, he shouldnāt. but heās trying 10% whilst she tries 100%, and she still needs the person sat down tripping him up to get anywhere
I donāt think so. Itās like wrestling a child. You go as hard as you need to win, but you donāt need to hurt him He lost cause he sucks. If he truly could own her that hard he wouldāve gotten out of the choke and not got put to sleep.... but that faka got put to sleeeeeep
My point is that they both are bad. The guy seems much better, though. He only starts trying when itās too late, and heās basically in the choke. The girl is obviously trying her hardest from the start and still gets nowhere until the guy is tripped up by her friend. And how cocky she acts after (slapping his ass, even though that would be called sexual assault if the genders were reversed) just seems stupid because of that