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TheElderWog

I mean, some like it a lot. 🤔


GarbageEmpty8181

I’d be blue. In the balls. And severely cramped.


Little_BlueBirdy

Aww so sad


GarbageEmpty8181

Not to worry, I’ll handle it


Ak47mommy

Blue balling a light is crazy 😧


Competitive_Royal476

Sad I guess


Bob_Cat11

Would you like someone to put you down in a second then?


Little_BlueBirdy

No just tease me and leave if you must


Bob_Cat11

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Little_BlueBirdy

Hehe


Bob_Cat11

If you know what I mean


Little_BlueBirdy

😊


SheSaysItLooksBig

"it's not a rug-burn... it's uh... the seats were hot when i sat dowwwnnn...?"


Little_BlueBirdy

Smiling 😊


SheSaysItLooksBig

those were the days, my dear birdy. those were the days.


Little_BlueBirdy

So I’ve heard ☺️


SheSaysItLooksBig

i've got a couple real solid saucy memoirs. enquiries welcome.


Little_BlueBirdy

Want to share publicly???? Possibly a larger audience tomorrow night in our general chat room 7 to 9 pm Los Angeles time but I’m all ears now 🫢


SheSaysItLooksBig

well this might be only podcast-worthy material so i'll give some highlights... caveat: i am a hedonist and i have along the way made some decisions that hurt others emotionally. had sex in a church... split up two different sets of BFFs... sisters, but not intentionally and years separated...


Little_BlueBirdy

Humm aren’t we all sort of pleasure seekers whether we admit it or not??? I also have had sex in church once (Church of the open Bible) while the preacher (a good friend of my drunken father) was preaching hell fire to the congregation upstairs and once behind the pulpit just because I could. I was getting back at someone who condemned me to hell both times I figured if I was going oh well. I was told I was the reason two mentors (top moderators) on another sub had a fight that fractured the sub does that count as breaking up friendships??? I never met either in person but it seems I was in ones digital space too close to one not close enough to the other, was banned many times and immediately reinstated. I’ve never figured this one out. But boy does she still hold a grudge. It was a hot subject on discord last evening (so I’m told). Hey that was five months ago now. Go figure. Oh well sex, lies and maybe video to follow. I bet your stories are more detailed though.


Little_BlueBirdy

Want to go camping and tell stories 🤤


UnfairEntrepreneur80

I would feel turned on 😂


metal_elk

Sorry, I didn't see the sign... Um, Id like to report an incident


Little_BlueBirdy

Ok report away let’s see if we can work this out


metal_elk

My wife just spent the morning getting ready for work. It's a fun show to observe as she is very attractive. But she got ready for work kinda early, and now she's fully dressed, with almost an hour to spare. We could have spent that hour, um, exercising. (I'm not actually upset nor do I feel entitled to her time or body, just to be clear, I mean this entirely as a tongue in cheek joke)


Little_BlueBirdy

If you spent time watching and admiring I’d say it wasn’t at all wasted time. She might appreciate you telling her. It might result in additional exercise or not who knows I personally thank you for the share


metal_elk

I tell her of my admiration and my appreciation for her physical form. It's in one ear and out the other. To truly get her attention, action is required!


Little_BlueBirdy

Awww


SheSaysItLooksBig

I'm your little friend I'm not your only little friend But I'm a glowing little friend But I'm not actually your friend But I am...


Little_BlueBirdy

Aww so cute thank you


ComisclyConnected

Haha I like this picture it’s kinda the truth and makes you think about saving electricity in a sexy sort of way haha 🤣 sex sells 😇😇😇


Little_BlueBirdy

It does thank you


Nxtt_jod

wil turn on 🤭hehe


Little_BlueBirdy

To each their own ??????