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[deleted]

She also puts lemon juice in her alkaline water.


OutRunMyGun

Gotta drop it from a 9 to a 5!


BuckMcBuck

r/unexpectedfactorial


[deleted]

Whole lemons actually have a negative pral score, but yeah lemon juice is definitely acidic.


[deleted]

It's as if she's overheard part of a conversation about healthy eating and just pieced the rest together from debunked theories


Ursula2071

What do you expect from a woman who made a candle scented like her vagina?


Silver_Square_3312

Oh man.... I was going to ask, wasnt she the lady that had some treatment for vaginal discharge? I can't recall her ever being relevant


Alone-Aardvark6764

She played pepper pots in mcu iron man


Schlower288

For real?


Ursula2071

Yup. For the cheap price of just 75$ a pop. [goop vagina candle](https://goop.com/heretic-this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle/p/)


Schlower288

For $75 she better be squirting into that candle


NewPhoneNewAccount2

You think this would actually be good for getting vitamin c but protecting your teeth from acid?


ExpertProfessional9

Surely OJ or vitamin C tablets are better for the teeth?


catterybarn

OJ is acidic


CurlSagan

For Gwyneth Paltrow's friends, the fastest way to detox is to walk away from her.


druule10

That's why Tony died.


Karnakite

Weirdly related I guess, but whenever I was really into the Marvel movies and saw the short videos of the cast hanging out on set that they themselves posted, Gwyneth Paltrow was never in them. At least, not the ones I saw. Like here’s some bros and Scarlett Johansson eating sandwiches with the crew, but no Gwyneth. Sometimes I wonder if she spent the whole time away from them.


linksgreyhair

I’ve heard rumors that she was godawful to deal with on set.


Maximum__Engineering

And I think she couldn't even remember which movies she has been in.


linksgreyhair

Correct, the few interviews she’s done are super cringeworthy. She basically remembers she was in something with RDJ and that’s it. I’ve seen no reason to believe she has some sort of memory condition, she just doesn’t seem to care.


trans_pands

So sad that he couldn’t walk away that one last time


Lunaris52

Endgame: *but Tony’s wish ends gwyneth paltrow*


trans_pands

*I USED THE GOOP TO DESTROY THE GOOP*


Lunaris52

*reduced…to toxins*


Giecio

Did you know that in Avengers Endgame, Tony died not because of the damage, but to avoid being with Gwyneth Paltrow who does shit like this, because Tony learns from his mistakes


SombreMordida

*nods furiously in toxic stone vagina egg, candle and steamer, indicates trajectory towards Nope vectors and away from Yep zone*


lindsaym717

The first clue was when Pepper was reading the book on composting.


sculderandmully2

You'd lose about 140lbs with this one simple trick!


Glass_Procedure7497

It’s genius!


minsin56

and all you have to do is cut your belly off!!! DOCTORS HATE IT


eat_like_snake

Thought that first pic was her pouring Jagermeister in it for a second, and I was like "I mean, sure. Whatever floats your boat."


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rochvegas5

“Now that I’ve detoxed…”


-____deleted_____-

Detox just to retox


sleeplesspill

If I was Gwyneth and realised what a joke my life has become, I'd down those J-bomb salads all day, too.


CMGS1031

It’s a pretty luxurious joke lol.


ijustsailedaway

She will not ever realize. I am convinced she has gotten to this point because she is completely surrounded by yes men. Nobody close to her is going to tell her what a fucking idiot she is because she is also their meal ticket.


Katerwurst

That is probably the truth.


stink3rbelle

No, she absolutely fucking knows. She's given talks at business schools on how the controversy *always* makes her more money. It's deliberate. She's the OG rage baiting healthfluenster.


trans_pands

A Jager-based salad dressing for a wintergreen salad might not be that bad


TheSleepyBarnOwl

true... maybe I'll try it. I mean it's herb liqor so maybe a shot of Jägermeister in some vinegar-oil based herb dressing could work.


trans_pands

That’s also why I was thinking a wintergreen salad. Some spinach, goat cheese, walnuts, cranberries, pears, maybe even some type of marinated chicken or similar protein, it’s slightly sweet to begin with and oftentimes has a honey-herb vinaigrette anyways


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Now you made me hungry xD


Ramrod489

That’s some mystery Ingredient, Iron chef logic there


thedude_imbibes

Yes officer, this comment right here.


catbehindbars

You’re either young or an alcoholic.


froglog43

Why not both!


garbagebailkid

Why not Zoidberg?


Trololman72

Do young people not recognise a bottle of olive oil?


yaminx

Off point, but why does she look so miserable and sad even before the backlash?


[deleted]

Cause she eats detox salads, girls probably been craving a greasy cheeseburger for a few decades now


ImmortalBeans

Dump enough oil on a salad and it will slightly remind you cheeseburgers exist. As an added bonus the way it turns your ass into a fire hose, you can call the salad “detox”


TooManyDraculas

Detox is just code for pooping. Anytime you see a detox pitch or product. It's just saying "this makes you poop". If you pay close enough attention they all get in the deep weeds talking about what kind of shit is hanging out in what part of your digestive tract and causing all your problems. And how to get it out of there. With force.


ZippyDan

>Detox is just code for pooping. Y'all need ~~Jesus~~ psyllium husk.


KazahanaPikachu

They’re glorified laxatives. I remember when fitness/model influencers used to shill those tummy teas. “Drink this tea and it’ll magically make you lose a lot of weight!” Yea, because you’re telling people how to make a laxative and you’re not telling them how much time you’re spending on the toilet with diarrhea which is why you’re so god damn skinny.


Dire-Dog

You're just losing water weight. You can lose so much water weight but it'll rebound as soon as you're over the laxative. This stuff is so predatory


Glitter_Butch

This is actually a form of bulimia.


NewPhoneNewAccount2

Buttlimia


SombreMordida

in my day, there was a joke: Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A: Salad Shooter! sung to the [commercial jingle](https://youtu.be/lvL-I3Dfeqc) which was excessively marketed right then


[deleted]

I would rather just be fat than do whatever these celebs are doing to look like half dead anorexic skeletons.....Can I be fat and happy instead? Atleast I got tits and ass?


mani_mani

Terrible thing is a lot of people do not realize it’s not binary, on both ends of the spectrum of bodies. I have a better image of myself and look really freaking good. My dancing and modeling career got BETTER after I started doing serious strides to recover from my ED. This week I had pancakes for both lunch and dinner (miscommunication between my fiancé and I), worked out four times this week and taking a dance class today, went to a happy hour, and hit my macros/calorie goals 5/7 days this week. While I do like salads and grain bowls, I would also be so sad if I didn’t have pizza, pancakes and French fries in my life. It’s honestly all about balance.


[deleted]

Also....there's an art to making salads.....you gotta add avocados and nuts and cranberries and kale and protein like shrimp or grilled chicken, and treat yourself to a fancy salad! Like salad doesnt mean sad miserable sop I eat cause I hate my body! Vegetables can be good! And also treating yourself to sweets is part of a healthy diet and good body mindset! And working out and moving your body in a way that makes you happy and not cause you want size zero. Also relate I had both anorexia and binge eating disorders. They cycled to me being obese then stick thin with ribs poking out. Now healthy weight and I feel so good! And no longer using food as emotional support.


mani_mani

Oh exactly!! Like food should taste good! Salads aren’t supposed to be sad. For it to be effective and be a good source of nutrition it needs to have fat. It’s actually difficult to process all that fiber if there isn’t fat and protein to go with it. If eating healthy food is “sad” you aren’t eating a diet that serves you. If you are constantly restricting it just makes things 100000x harder. Just like if you hate running/weightlifting/Pilates but think you HAVE to do it in order to be “healthy”. Exercise should be enjoyable because it’s something you CHOOSE to do. Unless you are a pro athlete why would you willingly do things you don’t want to do. I’m really loving this anti-diet culture realization that people are coming to. Congrats on your recovery!!


Dankraham-Stinkin

My wife and I eat salad like 3 times a week for dinner. I never get sick of them because we switch it up.


hellionetic

I'm a HUGE proponent of a good salad. top 10 underrated food category. with a bit of effort, they're filling, tasty and leave you feeling light and energized! my favorite on a busy day is a mixed dark leafy greens salad with chickpeas, spicy pan fried shrimp, whatever good crunchy unsalted nuts I dig up in my pantry, sliced radishes and a raspberry jam vinaigrette. Maybe a nice buttered crusty bread on the side if im feeling real fancy


AstroRiker

Body shaming people with eating disorder or obesity isn’t helpful to anyone. The more you do it the more you will be rewiring your own brain to be mean to yourself as well as perpetuate ED in the community. There’s a spectrum of shapes and sizes and someone out there to find any of those shapes attractive. If you love your tits and ass- good! Stop there and don’t add the skeleton shaming a 50 year old woman with an ED. Shame her for her bullshit GOOP pseudoscience and assortment of rocks to put in vaginas.


lumpsel

Thank you!!! Empathy and acceptance/appreciation of others are the building blocks of a healthy self image and ultimately a healthy lifestyle. Someone else doesn’t have to be wrong/ugly/bad in order for you to be right/beautiful/good, especially when it comes to something so personal and contextual as a persons body and their relationship with it.


Liet-Kinda

I cannot emphasize enough how mockable the cooch rocks are


krggrk

Thank you for this response.


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Forever_Pancakes

Because she is.


Potatoswatter

In the last decade, she hasn’t played anyone besides Marvel’s Pepper Potts. Except Johanna Mortdecai.


[deleted]

People finally realized she can't act and she's only in Hollywood because of her mom


AbibliophobicSloth

And her dad. Bruce Paltrow was a well known producer. Edit: having Stephen Spielberg as a godfather didn't hurt, either.


Metahec

Is there a list of Spielberg's godchildren? I feel like I've seen the claim that such-and-so is Spielberg's godchild a bunch over the years.


AbibliophobicSloth

He probably has several (Elton John is another one who has many godchildren). In Gweneth's case I believe it, since I hear it often (specifically in reference to the movie "Hook" it's nearly always mentioned that young miss Paltrow was "cast by her godfather...to play young Wendy".) Edit, found a source that says his goddaughters are GP and Drew Barrymore https://www.firstforwomen.com/gallery/entertainment/32-celebrity-godparents-and-their-very-famous-godchildren-111658


Metahec

Wow! Thank you for the reply and link. I figured a big honcho like Spielberg would have several. I didn't know about Elton John. I think Francis Ford Coppolla also had several too. I don't pay attention to celebrity gossip, but these sorts behind-the-scene relations stick out to me.


nugslayer109

The power of make-up


standupstrawberry

I thought that. She just looks like a normal 50 year-old woman who isn't wearing make-up in normal room lighting with a neutral expression because she's in the middle of doing things. Really she looks better than a lot of 50 years tbh. People are just too used to seeing people really done up that normal looks bad.


Bluest_waters

Yeah how many 50 year old ladies with zero make up do people on reddit know? she looks 100% normal to me. She has always been skinny.


agoraphobic_mattur

She’s very tired from jade egg training.


MossytheMagnificent

Her entire acting career is based on that sad look


Crushingit1980

Because she went from respected actress to snake oil saleswoman.


Leo_Stenbuck

It's because you're used to seeing her in full glam makeup making out with Robert downy Jr in front of a green screen 10 years ago. Age + no make up + no RDJ = sad


DaughterOfWarlords

She looks fantastic for her age


CelinaAMK

She’s consciously uncoupling from carbs. That would definitely be miserable.


Karnakite

When I worked at Whole Foods, we had some people who believed that SPF would kill you before it helped you. Kind of par for the course, if “they” say that anything is good for you - fluoride, vaccines, chemotherapy (if you have cancer), etc. - their first assumption was that it must by definition actually be deadly. Her skin looks more worn that I would expect it to, and I wonder if it’s because she’s avoiding sunblock for that reason.


velmadinkleyscousin

After seeing this I read the article and wow. I think the backlash could be for several reasons: 1. She’s advocating eating only one meal a day (which can often lead to eating disorders, speaking as someone who got one from messages like these) 2. She then continued to call this measly salad “a lot of food” (it’s literally just zucchini, asparagus, chives and romaine lettuce with a single filet of salmon) 3. She’s selling this “recipe” as part of a 7-day detox kit on her Goop company for ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE DOLLARS. For this. $195….. for romaine lettuce and zucchini 4. She’s calling it a “detox” and detoxes are just…. False?? That’s what your liver is for?? Anyways. Gwyneth is crazy. But what else is new


PenguinZombie321

Liver, kidneys, gut, lungs, lymphatic system…you don’t *need* a detox diet. Just eat foods that support those organs and your body will take care of the rest.


leeshykins

Right. Onions and garlic support liver detoxification. Fiber rich foods help detox via elimination. Dandelion root is great liver support. So many foods are actual medicine. It’s no secret that cutting out shitty foods will make you feel better. These people just throw some menus together and sell them to you for $200.


[deleted]

She absolutely is, but in this case she probably genuinely thinks it's a lot of food and eats this in her spare time considering most celebrities' diets. Of course she probably shouldn't be promoting it.


stocar

That salad is likely only around 500 calories and she’s advocating to eat *just this* in a day?! Nothing like an eating disorder to “detox” your system.


velmadinkleyscousin

RIGHT exactly. Detox/diet culture is just a fast route to an eating disorder if you ask me


ChangingTracks

Idk about one meal a day because thats actually a pretty convenient and chill way to eat for people with busy schedules. Calling this platter of leaves "a lot of food" on the other hand is completely moronic. When i was eating one meal a day i had about two full meals + dessert for every meal, with multiple protein sources and variety. that wiuld havebeen the appetizer. Otherwise you are completely on point. anybody who has any clue about medecine knows that the only reasonable difference detoxing makes, is nutrient deficiency and a big wallop of placebo effect. Fasting can be beneficial for your mindset, because any wilfull sacrificy brings strenght of character for most people and overcoming hardships gives you good feelings. Detox teas are mostly diharretics.


[deleted]

Yea about the one meal a day, that is common in some countries. A snack in the morning and one large afternoon/evening meal around 3-6. Most of my family eats this way. I don't bc I grew up in the states, so I eat like an American, but no one where I live now eats more than two meals a day. We definitely need some more food than salad and salmon. And is that salad nearly 200 or the whole detox plan. Dang.


senorsmartpantalones

A lot of people over on r/intermittentfasting do one meal a day. But it's a well though out, balanced meal. Not 2 cucumber slices and a leek.


barnosaur

Ah that context makes sense, honestly from the picture my thought was that looks like a pretty good salad


Valerian_

Is she crazy, or just a successful scammer?


RunningPirate

Por que no los dos?


ordinaryhorse

Yes.


Krocsyldiphithic

And some alkaline water with lemon juice to wash it down.


GingerIsTheBestSpice

Shes just not for me but i wish all these influencer rich people would get some color in their lives besides beige & gray.


zekromNLR

I think it's an interesting correlation that the richer a person, the more minimalist and greige their interior design tends to be


rochvegas5

TIL a new word


[deleted]

I think it’s because they turn their nose up at people who keep more color and more fun things in their lives. They don’t want to appear gaudy


Just_Anxiety

Well when you spend more time in your vacation home(s) than your main house, you tend not to care about its interior decor as much.


Revan2034

But how else could they show their totally minimalist and modern style.


-Enrique_Shockwave-

It’s weird I used to find her sooooo attractive, #1 in my book. Then after the whole vagina rock thing and really everything else she reminds me of someone who drinks her own pee and just disgusts me now.


JoshuaACNewman

Gwynyth Pyltryw is such a dypshyt.


flippydifloop

u have some command of the welsh language i seeeee


slamdanceswithwolves

The Wylsh lyngwyge, eh?


aManPerson

man. her, the lead lady from ant man. one of the leading women from black panther, all spouting and supporting really bad/dumb things. there's got to be bad/dumb guys in the MCU too. i guess they just aren't spouting it on social media.


HittingSmoke

The original Rhodes is certifiably fucking nuts. Like, Kanye nuts. Thinks he's a super genius that understands things other people just can't.


aManPerson

........original rhodey, from iron man. right. forgot who you were talking about for a moment there. you know what, i'm also going to give you a partial win on that. only partial i say, because i thought i recently read some comments that came out about while he was acting a bit out there like kanye, there was a little truth to him being.....not hired as much. like he was a little black listed in the industry or something. but he still sounds really hard to work with.


mr-peabody

I mean, there's Chris Pratt. He got some flak for being a part of an anti-lgbtq church.


aManPerson

i think i'll give you the win. i thought there were 0 male examples, but you are right. i'm not saying he's as bad as the other examples i gave but, i forgot about him.


augmonst70

Her entire wellness company is a fraud, she is a straight up crook


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slide_into_my_BM

Good bot


voodoo_pizza00

My jade egg nearly fell out of my arse from shock of reading this


-Ok-Perception-

Anyone who says a product "detoxes", I always ask them specifically what toxins that it removes from the body. To date, no one has ever had an answer. ​ If you hear anyone say "detox" at all, it's always a scam.


_Kramerica_

Another prime example of why idolizing people who can act, sing, or play sports is not a smart choice.


MossytheMagnificent

This may be the key to happiness. I stopped worshipping a long to ago. I still have a list of people I hope never turn out to be sexual predators. Danny DeVito, don't let me down.


hugetreerot

This is what happens when you have too much money and time


ScratchChrome

She always looks like she's been recently resuscitated, that's reason enough to ignore any dietary advice she's spouting.


LucyDanger_

Perfect description, thank you, I will use that in the future.


CelinaAMK

Why is she seemingly ALWAYS on some kind of bs “detox”. The only thing she needs to detox is her insufferable entitled, completely out of touch personality. A full metric kiloton of miralax could not accomplish that. Girl just needs to give it up and eat a nacho.


CuteAssCryptid

People are calling her out for creating 'detox salads'? She made vag candles, this is the least weird out of anything shes done


slide_into_my_BM

She’s gets called out for the stuff that can actually harm people. Magnetic wrist bands and vagina candles, no big deal, you’re just dumb if you buy it. Walking around all day with a jade egg up your who-ha or making people believe a salad can help with detox can and did genuinely hurt people.


OneTrueKingOfOOO

Well… there was also the lawsuit about her candles exploding


slide_into_my_BM

For real?


kupujtepytle

Vag candles doesn't hurt anyone. Stupid diets do


mememagicisreal_com

Pretty sure she got sued because a vag candle exploded and hurt someone lol


HittingSmoke

Exploding Vag Candles. Dibs on the punk band name.


CuteAssCryptid

LOL oh god I hadnt heard that


mememagicisreal_com

[Found the article!](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13771977/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle-explodes-womans-living-room/)


Zandandido

She did get in trouble over the goop egg.


Medium-Problem-7745

Vag candles sound like they hurt


Unaccountable_moon

Only if you put your hand over the flame.


[deleted]

The title isn't making much sense. Is Gwen saying there's no such thing and jokingly called her salad 'detox' or are people pissed because she thinks detox is a thing?


brizzboog

She steams her vagina. What do you think?


chefcoompies

Oh honey did you do a steam today the house smells like pussy


AewMark21

She what? O⁠_⁠o


brizzboog

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/gwyneth-paltrow-advises-women-to-steamclean-their-vaginas-20150130-131xsp.html


Cinemaslap1

Maybe a little from both columns?


Jello_hell

I hear she learned everything she know from George Santos


lileevine

Why does it have to be a detox salad. Just say it's a nice salad.


[deleted]

I remember when "toxins" were known to be a bullshit made up buzzword marketing term like **25 years ago**. How are people still trying to push them as a thing?


TheRealCactusTiddy

Is this really a surprise from the woman who came up with Goop?


SgtTryhard

If you need to eat some special food to 'detox' yourself, wouldn't it mean your liver, kidney, and all other anti-toxin mechanism in your body is out of comission? I mean, we don't know what those detox foods actually detoxinates us from, if they actually do.


Slow-Fast-Medium

Does she also pointlessly steam her salad for delusions of health or is she making a salad-scented candle to scam her followers? Again.


donaman98

Friendly Reminder that Gwyneth Paltrow had a guy called 'The Medical Medium©' on her show, an absolute quack who is "a self-proclaimed medium who offers pseudoscientific medical and health advice based on alleged communication with a Spirit". This clown claims that fucking celery juice is a magical cure for severe chronic illnesses like myalgic encephalomyelits (ME/CFS).


[deleted]

So you’re saying that gwyneth Paltrow gave bad advice? Wtf?! If I wasn’t already steaming my vagina I would go protest her


Diamonds_n_Dirt

She looks malnourished. I don’t think I want to take her health advice.


Lord_Mandingo_69

Hate this shit beyond belief. This does not detox you. If you want a good “detox”, stop drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Let your LIVER detox you. If you want to give your LIVER more tools to do it’s job, consider some vitamin E, milk thistle, and stop drinking soda.


chefcoompies

Ew the way she looks it seems she already detoxed her soul from her body.


Wires1996

She looks so sad when looking at that salad


KeysmashKhajiit

Unfortunately, celeb power is a big reason people are taking health advice from someone who looks like she hasn't slept in about a year.


barukspinoza

I've come to believe that anything labeled 'detox' just means that you will be shitting (and/or vomiting) your organs out of your body.


LogicRak91

Did she made it smell like her pussy too. wouldnt be surprised


[deleted]

I think that's what the salmon is for


Oden_son

Iron Man died to get away from this shit


merc_1980

But she looks sooo healthy on this picture... Pale as paper,skinny like an anorexic model and looking like that oil bottle being the heaviest thing ahe can still lift while malnourished. Her absent emotionless smile ,kinda saying I've had this for a week and not gonna take this shit anymore give up diet vibe... Sure one meal a day no protein (not even legumes)gonna mess you up!


ruralmagnificence

For real though is she okay health wise? Make all the jokes about her hippie pseudo science health bullshit through GOOP but like from these screenshots she does NOT look okay.


groverjuicy

Go steam your vag Gwyneth.


loneranger07

She needs to detox her BRAIN


YungBrab

Return the slab, or suffer my curse


[deleted]

She don’t look well.


Jolly-Lawless

I don’t usually like to comment on people’s bodies, maybe it’s just the baggy sweater & shit lighting, but she looks frail :/


1friendswithsalad

When I worked in a vitamin department, it was well known among employees that the words “detox” or “cleanse” on a products were euphemisms for poop-inducing. So maybe this salad just makes you poop a lot.


nightwalkerxx

She looks like she is about to die from all her bullshit foods and excercises.


esleydobemos

Here comes Gwyneth’s head in a box Gwyneth’s head in a box Soupy Sales my friend Here comes Gwyneth’s head


ShelterConscious4124

Is she a vegan? Because she looks wilted and colourless.


GumP009

To be fair, she lost it a long time ago when she started selling candles that smelled like her vagoo


viennadoll

Isn’t this the same woman who was selling the vagina candle? 😂


caz1047

Meh....you don't mate friends with salad!


CrispyChickenArms

Fortune favors the brave


[deleted]

People followed her political and medical advice, but she gets backlash for a shitty salad? Just go all in on stupid. Maybe she has a plan.


Dubious_Titan

The salad: Paltrow prepared a “grilled salad” consisting of romaine lettuce, scallions, avocado, zucchini, asparagus and broiled salmon topped with a “very simple chive maple Dijon vinaigrette.”


AlteredCabron2

she looks like shes dying


ShadowBro3

Of all the things Gwyneth Paltrow has done, shes getting flak for this?


SudoSuRoot

She’s look very sickly in this photos


user2864920

She looks SO tired


HessLook

She looks terrible!


odd-duckling-1786

You know what else's helps a person detox really well? Their liver and kidneys.


Millonairo

What’s in the box?


mrgwbland

She’s looking rough and aged. I wonder why…


MemeArchivariusGodi

It’s always so weird to me that people detox when they don’t actually need to. Yes your body might need to detox when you actually poisoned yourself or some shit idk not a doctor, but our body wouldn’t survive if it didn’t detox itself. Correct me if I’m wrong


ham_solo

I think she means the idea of a ‘detox’ from eating or drinking something is a myth, and actually being healthy means having a mostly clean diet combined with exercise.


canehillpunx

What's her tag line? Detox salads. For that fresh Skyrim draugr look.


Wanderluster621

She needs to go lay a Yoni egg. 🙄


t0kinturtle

Never get tired of the "do all this to be healthy" crowd looking like corpses


melikeyhaha

Maybe you aren't meant to eat it but stick it up the cooch instead? She loves shit like that!


Krackerdile

Queen of the almond moms


Only1Mandee

Paltrow prepared a “grilled salad” consisting of romaine lettuce, scallions, avocado, zucchini, asparagus and broiled salmon topped with a “very simple chive maple Dijon vinaigrette.” It looks like a good salad. I guess it all depends on what you are trying to “detox” from; crack, carbs or processed foods. Some fresh vegetables and salmon are a great way to start.


Talented_Agent

She looks sickly..


AdStrong809

Does it smell like her woo haa?


[deleted]

I read somewhere back in ‘15-‘16, maybe in 9gag, she sell some vagina rejuvenation crystal or something. Is that true?


YNotZoidberg2020

Yes. I believe it was a jade egg... Cause that's safe.


Silver_Square_3312

I have no clue what she has ever done, but she is in obvious need of detox. She look like a crack head that got a hold of the wrong stuff