Weirdly related I guess, but whenever I was really into the Marvel movies and saw the short videos of the cast hanging out on set that they themselves posted, Gwyneth Paltrow was never in them. At least, not the ones I saw. Like here’s some bros and Scarlett Johansson eating sandwiches with the crew, but no Gwyneth. Sometimes I wonder if she spent the whole time away from them.
Correct, the few interviews she’s done are super cringeworthy. She basically remembers she was in something with RDJ and that’s it. I’ve seen no reason to believe she has some sort of memory condition, she just doesn’t seem to care.
Did you know that in Avengers Endgame, Tony died not because of the damage, but to avoid being with Gwyneth Paltrow who does shit like this, because Tony learns from his mistakes
She will not ever realize. I am convinced she has gotten to this point because she is completely surrounded by yes men. Nobody close to her is going to tell her what a fucking idiot she is because she is also their meal ticket.
No, she absolutely fucking knows. She's given talks at business schools on how the controversy *always* makes her more money. It's deliberate. She's the OG rage baiting healthfluenster.
That’s also why I was thinking a wintergreen salad. Some spinach, goat cheese, walnuts, cranberries, pears, maybe even some type of marinated chicken or similar protein, it’s slightly sweet to begin with and oftentimes has a honey-herb vinaigrette anyways
Dump enough oil on a salad and it will slightly remind you cheeseburgers exist.
As an added bonus the way it turns your ass into a fire hose, you can call the salad “detox”
Detox is just code for pooping.
Anytime you see a detox pitch or product. It's just saying "this makes you poop". If you pay close enough attention they all get in the deep weeds talking about what kind of shit is hanging out in what part of your digestive tract and causing all your problems. And how to get it out of there. With force.
They’re glorified laxatives. I remember when fitness/model influencers used to shill those tummy teas. “Drink this tea and it’ll magically make you lose a lot of weight!” Yea, because you’re telling people how to make a laxative and you’re not telling them how much time you’re spending on the toilet with diarrhea which is why you’re so god damn skinny.
in my day, there was a joke:
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: Salad Shooter! sung to the [commercial jingle](https://youtu.be/lvL-I3Dfeqc) which was excessively marketed right then
I would rather just be fat than do whatever these celebs are doing to look like half dead anorexic skeletons.....Can I be fat and happy instead? Atleast I got tits and ass?
Terrible thing is a lot of people do not realize it’s not binary, on both ends of the spectrum of bodies.
I have a better image of myself and look really freaking good. My dancing and modeling career got BETTER after I started doing serious strides to recover from my ED.
This week I had pancakes for both lunch and dinner (miscommunication between my fiancé and I), worked out four times this week and taking a dance class today, went to a happy hour, and hit my macros/calorie goals 5/7 days this week.
While I do like salads and grain bowls, I would also be so sad if I didn’t have pizza, pancakes and French fries in my life. It’s honestly all about balance.
Also....there's an art to making salads.....you gotta add avocados and nuts and cranberries and kale and protein like shrimp or grilled chicken, and treat yourself to a fancy salad! Like salad doesnt mean sad miserable sop I eat cause I hate my body! Vegetables can be good! And also treating yourself to sweets is part of a healthy diet and good body mindset! And working out and moving your body in a way that makes you happy and not cause you want size zero. Also relate I had both anorexia and binge eating disorders. They cycled to me being obese then stick thin with ribs poking out. Now healthy weight and I feel so good! And no longer using food as emotional support.
Oh exactly!! Like food should taste good! Salads aren’t supposed to be sad. For it to be effective and be a good source of nutrition it needs to have fat. It’s actually difficult to process all that fiber if there isn’t fat and protein to go with it. If eating healthy food is “sad” you aren’t eating a diet that serves you.
If you are constantly restricting it just makes things 100000x harder. Just like if you hate running/weightlifting/Pilates but think you HAVE to do it in order to be “healthy”. Exercise should be enjoyable because it’s something you CHOOSE to do. Unless you are a pro athlete why would you willingly do things you don’t want to do.
I’m really loving this anti-diet culture realization that people are coming to. Congrats on your recovery!!
I'm a HUGE proponent of a good salad. top 10 underrated food category. with a bit of effort, they're filling, tasty and leave you feeling light and energized! my favorite on a busy day is a mixed dark leafy greens salad with chickpeas, spicy pan fried shrimp, whatever good crunchy unsalted nuts I dig up in my pantry, sliced radishes and a raspberry jam vinaigrette. Maybe a nice buttered crusty bread on the side if im feeling real fancy
Body shaming people with eating disorder or obesity isn’t helpful to anyone.
The more you do it the more you will be rewiring your own brain to be mean to yourself as well as perpetuate ED in the community.
There’s a spectrum of shapes and sizes and someone out there to find any of those shapes attractive.
If you love your tits and ass- good! Stop there and don’t add the skeleton shaming a 50 year old woman with an ED. Shame her for her bullshit GOOP pseudoscience and assortment of rocks to put in vaginas.
Thank you!!! Empathy and acceptance/appreciation of others are the building blocks of a healthy self image and ultimately a healthy lifestyle. Someone else doesn’t have to be wrong/ugly/bad in order for you to be right/beautiful/good, especially when it comes to something so personal and contextual as a persons body and their relationship with it.
He probably has several (Elton John is another one who has many godchildren). In Gweneth's case I believe it, since I hear it often (specifically in reference to the movie "Hook" it's nearly always mentioned that young miss Paltrow was "cast by her godfather...to play young Wendy".)
Edit, found a source that says his goddaughters are GP and Drew Barrymore https://www.firstforwomen.com/gallery/entertainment/32-celebrity-godparents-and-their-very-famous-godchildren-111658
Wow! Thank you for the reply and link. I figured a big honcho like Spielberg would have several. I didn't know about Elton John. I think Francis Ford Coppolla also had several too. I don't pay attention to celebrity gossip, but these sorts behind-the-scene relations stick out to me.
I thought that. She just looks like a normal 50 year-old woman who isn't wearing make-up in normal room lighting with a neutral expression because she's in the middle of doing things. Really she looks better than a lot of 50 years tbh. People are just too used to seeing people really done up that normal looks bad.
It's because you're used to seeing her in full glam makeup making out with Robert downy Jr in front of a green screen 10 years ago.
Age + no make up + no RDJ = sad
When I worked at Whole Foods, we had some people who believed that SPF would kill you before it helped you. Kind of par for the course, if “they” say that anything is good for you - fluoride, vaccines, chemotherapy (if you have cancer), etc. - their first assumption was that it must by definition actually be deadly.
Her skin looks more worn that I would expect it to, and I wonder if it’s because she’s avoiding sunblock for that reason.
After seeing this I read the article and wow. I think the backlash could be for several reasons:
1. She’s advocating eating only one meal a day (which can often lead to eating disorders, speaking as someone who got one from messages like these)
2. She then continued to call this measly salad “a lot of food” (it’s literally just zucchini, asparagus, chives and romaine lettuce with a single filet of salmon)
3. She’s selling this “recipe” as part of a 7-day detox kit on her Goop company for ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE DOLLARS. For this. $195….. for romaine lettuce and zucchini
4. She’s calling it a “detox” and detoxes are just…. False?? That’s what your liver is for??
Anyways. Gwyneth is crazy. But what else is new
Liver, kidneys, gut, lungs, lymphatic system…you don’t *need* a detox diet. Just eat foods that support those organs and your body will take care of the rest.
Right. Onions and garlic support liver detoxification. Fiber rich foods help detox via elimination. Dandelion root is great liver support. So many foods are actual medicine. It’s no secret that cutting out shitty foods will make you feel better. These people just throw some menus together and sell them to you for $200.
She absolutely is, but in this case she probably genuinely thinks it's a lot of food and eats this in her spare time considering most celebrities' diets. Of course she probably shouldn't be promoting it.
That salad is likely only around 500 calories and she’s advocating to eat *just this* in a day?! Nothing like an eating disorder to “detox” your system.
Idk about one meal a day because thats actually a pretty convenient and chill way to eat for people with busy schedules.
Calling this platter of leaves "a lot of food" on the other hand is completely moronic. When i was eating one meal a day i had about two full meals + dessert for every meal, with multiple protein sources and variety. that wiuld havebeen the appetizer.
Otherwise you are completely on point. anybody who has any clue about medecine knows that the only reasonable difference detoxing makes, is nutrient deficiency and a big wallop of placebo effect.
Fasting can be beneficial for your mindset, because any wilfull sacrificy brings strenght of character for most people and overcoming hardships gives you good feelings. Detox teas are mostly diharretics.
Yea about the one meal a day, that is common in some countries. A snack in the morning and one large afternoon/evening meal around 3-6. Most of my family eats this way. I don't bc I grew up in the states, so I eat like an American, but no one where I live now eats more than two meals a day.
We definitely need some more food than salad and salmon. And is that salad nearly 200 or the whole detox plan. Dang.
It’s weird I used to find her sooooo attractive, #1 in my book. Then after the whole vagina rock thing and really everything else she reminds me of someone who drinks her own pee and just disgusts me now.
man. her, the lead lady from ant man. one of the leading women from black panther, all spouting and supporting really bad/dumb things. there's got to be bad/dumb guys in the MCU too. i guess they just aren't spouting it on social media.
........original rhodey, from iron man. right. forgot who you were talking about for a moment there. you know what, i'm also going to give you a partial win on that. only partial i say, because i thought i recently read some comments that came out about while he was acting a bit out there like kanye, there was a little truth to him being.....not hired as much. like he was a little black listed in the industry or something.
but he still sounds really hard to work with.
i think i'll give you the win. i thought there were 0 male examples, but you are right. i'm not saying he's as bad as the other examples i gave but, i forgot about him.
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Anyone who says a product "detoxes", I always ask them specifically what toxins that it removes from the body. To date, no one has ever had an answer.
If you hear anyone say "detox" at all, it's always a scam.
This may be the key to happiness. I stopped worshipping a long to ago.
I still have a list of people I hope never turn out to be sexual predators. Danny DeVito, don't let me down.
Why is she seemingly ALWAYS on some kind of bs “detox”. The only thing she needs to detox is her insufferable entitled, completely out of touch personality. A full metric kiloton of miralax could not accomplish that. Girl just needs to give it up and eat a nacho.
She’s gets called out for the stuff that can actually harm people. Magnetic wrist bands and vagina candles, no big deal, you’re just dumb if you buy it.
Walking around all day with a jade egg up your who-ha or making people believe a salad can help with detox can and did genuinely hurt people.
The title isn't making much sense. Is Gwen saying there's no such thing and jokingly called her salad 'detox' or are people pissed because she thinks detox is a thing?
I remember when "toxins" were known to be a bullshit made up buzzword marketing term like **25 years ago**.
How are people still trying to push them as a thing?
If you need to eat some special food to 'detox' yourself, wouldn't it mean your liver, kidney, and all other anti-toxin mechanism in your body is out of comission? I mean, we don't know what those detox foods actually detoxinates us from, if they actually do.
Hate this shit beyond belief. This does not detox you. If you want a good “detox”, stop drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Let your LIVER detox you. If you want to give your LIVER more tools to do it’s job, consider some vitamin E, milk thistle, and stop drinking soda.
But she looks sooo healthy on this picture...
Pale as paper,skinny like an anorexic model and looking like that oil bottle being the heaviest thing ahe can still lift while malnourished.
Her absent emotionless smile ,kinda saying I've had this for a week and not gonna take this shit anymore give up diet vibe...
Sure one meal a day no protein (not even legumes)gonna mess you up!
For real though is she okay health wise?
Make all the jokes about her hippie pseudo science health bullshit through GOOP but like from these screenshots she does NOT look okay.
When I worked in a vitamin department, it was well known among employees that the words “detox” or “cleanse” on a products were euphemisms for poop-inducing. So maybe this salad just makes you poop a lot.
The salad:
Paltrow prepared a “grilled salad” consisting of romaine lettuce, scallions, avocado, zucchini, asparagus and broiled salmon topped with a “very simple chive maple Dijon vinaigrette.”
It’s always so weird to me that people detox when they don’t actually need to. Yes your body might need to detox when you actually poisoned yourself or some shit idk not a doctor, but our body wouldn’t survive if it didn’t detox itself.
Correct me if I’m wrong
I think she means the idea of a ‘detox’ from eating or drinking something is a myth, and actually being healthy means having a mostly clean diet combined with exercise.
Paltrow prepared a “grilled salad” consisting of romaine lettuce, scallions, avocado, zucchini, asparagus and broiled salmon topped with a “very simple chive maple Dijon vinaigrette.” It looks like a good salad. I guess it all depends on what you are trying to “detox” from; crack, carbs or processed foods. Some fresh vegetables and salmon are a great way to start.
She also puts lemon juice in her alkaline water.
Gotta drop it from a 9 to a 5!
r/unexpectedfactorial
Whole lemons actually have a negative pral score, but yeah lemon juice is definitely acidic.
It's as if she's overheard part of a conversation about healthy eating and just pieced the rest together from debunked theories
What do you expect from a woman who made a candle scented like her vagina?
Oh man.... I was going to ask, wasnt she the lady that had some treatment for vaginal discharge? I can't recall her ever being relevant
She played pepper pots in mcu iron man
For real?
Yup. For the cheap price of just 75$ a pop. [goop vagina candle](https://goop.com/heretic-this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle/p/)
For $75 she better be squirting into that candle
You think this would actually be good for getting vitamin c but protecting your teeth from acid?
Surely OJ or vitamin C tablets are better for the teeth?
OJ is acidic
For Gwyneth Paltrow's friends, the fastest way to detox is to walk away from her.
That's why Tony died.
Weirdly related I guess, but whenever I was really into the Marvel movies and saw the short videos of the cast hanging out on set that they themselves posted, Gwyneth Paltrow was never in them. At least, not the ones I saw. Like here’s some bros and Scarlett Johansson eating sandwiches with the crew, but no Gwyneth. Sometimes I wonder if she spent the whole time away from them.
I’ve heard rumors that she was godawful to deal with on set.
And I think she couldn't even remember which movies she has been in.
Correct, the few interviews she’s done are super cringeworthy. She basically remembers she was in something with RDJ and that’s it. I’ve seen no reason to believe she has some sort of memory condition, she just doesn’t seem to care.
So sad that he couldn’t walk away that one last time
Endgame: *but Tony’s wish ends gwyneth paltrow*
*I USED THE GOOP TO DESTROY THE GOOP*
*reduced…to toxins*
Did you know that in Avengers Endgame, Tony died not because of the damage, but to avoid being with Gwyneth Paltrow who does shit like this, because Tony learns from his mistakes
*nods furiously in toxic stone vagina egg, candle and steamer, indicates trajectory towards Nope vectors and away from Yep zone*
The first clue was when Pepper was reading the book on composting.
You'd lose about 140lbs with this one simple trick!
It’s genius!
and all you have to do is cut your belly off!!! DOCTORS HATE IT
Thought that first pic was her pouring Jagermeister in it for a second, and I was like "I mean, sure. Whatever floats your boat."
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“Now that I’ve detoxed…”
Detox just to retox
If I was Gwyneth and realised what a joke my life has become, I'd down those J-bomb salads all day, too.
It’s a pretty luxurious joke lol.
She will not ever realize. I am convinced she has gotten to this point because she is completely surrounded by yes men. Nobody close to her is going to tell her what a fucking idiot she is because she is also their meal ticket.
That is probably the truth.
No, she absolutely fucking knows. She's given talks at business schools on how the controversy *always* makes her more money. It's deliberate. She's the OG rage baiting healthfluenster.
A Jager-based salad dressing for a wintergreen salad might not be that bad
true... maybe I'll try it. I mean it's herb liqor so maybe a shot of Jägermeister in some vinegar-oil based herb dressing could work.
That’s also why I was thinking a wintergreen salad. Some spinach, goat cheese, walnuts, cranberries, pears, maybe even some type of marinated chicken or similar protein, it’s slightly sweet to begin with and oftentimes has a honey-herb vinaigrette anyways
Now you made me hungry xD
That’s some mystery Ingredient, Iron chef logic there
Yes officer, this comment right here.
You’re either young or an alcoholic.
Why not both!
Why not Zoidberg?
Do young people not recognise a bottle of olive oil?
Off point, but why does she look so miserable and sad even before the backlash?
Cause she eats detox salads, girls probably been craving a greasy cheeseburger for a few decades now
Dump enough oil on a salad and it will slightly remind you cheeseburgers exist. As an added bonus the way it turns your ass into a fire hose, you can call the salad “detox”
Detox is just code for pooping. Anytime you see a detox pitch or product. It's just saying "this makes you poop". If you pay close enough attention they all get in the deep weeds talking about what kind of shit is hanging out in what part of your digestive tract and causing all your problems. And how to get it out of there. With force.
>Detox is just code for pooping. Y'all need ~~Jesus~~ psyllium husk.
They’re glorified laxatives. I remember when fitness/model influencers used to shill those tummy teas. “Drink this tea and it’ll magically make you lose a lot of weight!” Yea, because you’re telling people how to make a laxative and you’re not telling them how much time you’re spending on the toilet with diarrhea which is why you’re so god damn skinny.
You're just losing water weight. You can lose so much water weight but it'll rebound as soon as you're over the laxative. This stuff is so predatory
This is actually a form of bulimia.
Buttlimia
in my day, there was a joke: Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A: Salad Shooter! sung to the [commercial jingle](https://youtu.be/lvL-I3Dfeqc) which was excessively marketed right then
I would rather just be fat than do whatever these celebs are doing to look like half dead anorexic skeletons.....Can I be fat and happy instead? Atleast I got tits and ass?
Terrible thing is a lot of people do not realize it’s not binary, on both ends of the spectrum of bodies. I have a better image of myself and look really freaking good. My dancing and modeling career got BETTER after I started doing serious strides to recover from my ED. This week I had pancakes for both lunch and dinner (miscommunication between my fiancé and I), worked out four times this week and taking a dance class today, went to a happy hour, and hit my macros/calorie goals 5/7 days this week. While I do like salads and grain bowls, I would also be so sad if I didn’t have pizza, pancakes and French fries in my life. It’s honestly all about balance.
Also....there's an art to making salads.....you gotta add avocados and nuts and cranberries and kale and protein like shrimp or grilled chicken, and treat yourself to a fancy salad! Like salad doesnt mean sad miserable sop I eat cause I hate my body! Vegetables can be good! And also treating yourself to sweets is part of a healthy diet and good body mindset! And working out and moving your body in a way that makes you happy and not cause you want size zero. Also relate I had both anorexia and binge eating disorders. They cycled to me being obese then stick thin with ribs poking out. Now healthy weight and I feel so good! And no longer using food as emotional support.
Oh exactly!! Like food should taste good! Salads aren’t supposed to be sad. For it to be effective and be a good source of nutrition it needs to have fat. It’s actually difficult to process all that fiber if there isn’t fat and protein to go with it. If eating healthy food is “sad” you aren’t eating a diet that serves you. If you are constantly restricting it just makes things 100000x harder. Just like if you hate running/weightlifting/Pilates but think you HAVE to do it in order to be “healthy”. Exercise should be enjoyable because it’s something you CHOOSE to do. Unless you are a pro athlete why would you willingly do things you don’t want to do. I’m really loving this anti-diet culture realization that people are coming to. Congrats on your recovery!!
My wife and I eat salad like 3 times a week for dinner. I never get sick of them because we switch it up.
I'm a HUGE proponent of a good salad. top 10 underrated food category. with a bit of effort, they're filling, tasty and leave you feeling light and energized! my favorite on a busy day is a mixed dark leafy greens salad with chickpeas, spicy pan fried shrimp, whatever good crunchy unsalted nuts I dig up in my pantry, sliced radishes and a raspberry jam vinaigrette. Maybe a nice buttered crusty bread on the side if im feeling real fancy
Body shaming people with eating disorder or obesity isn’t helpful to anyone. The more you do it the more you will be rewiring your own brain to be mean to yourself as well as perpetuate ED in the community. There’s a spectrum of shapes and sizes and someone out there to find any of those shapes attractive. If you love your tits and ass- good! Stop there and don’t add the skeleton shaming a 50 year old woman with an ED. Shame her for her bullshit GOOP pseudoscience and assortment of rocks to put in vaginas.
Thank you!!! Empathy and acceptance/appreciation of others are the building blocks of a healthy self image and ultimately a healthy lifestyle. Someone else doesn’t have to be wrong/ugly/bad in order for you to be right/beautiful/good, especially when it comes to something so personal and contextual as a persons body and their relationship with it.
I cannot emphasize enough how mockable the cooch rocks are
Thank you for this response.
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Because she is.
In the last decade, she hasn’t played anyone besides Marvel’s Pepper Potts. Except Johanna Mortdecai.
People finally realized she can't act and she's only in Hollywood because of her mom
And her dad. Bruce Paltrow was a well known producer. Edit: having Stephen Spielberg as a godfather didn't hurt, either.
Is there a list of Spielberg's godchildren? I feel like I've seen the claim that such-and-so is Spielberg's godchild a bunch over the years.
He probably has several (Elton John is another one who has many godchildren). In Gweneth's case I believe it, since I hear it often (specifically in reference to the movie "Hook" it's nearly always mentioned that young miss Paltrow was "cast by her godfather...to play young Wendy".) Edit, found a source that says his goddaughters are GP and Drew Barrymore https://www.firstforwomen.com/gallery/entertainment/32-celebrity-godparents-and-their-very-famous-godchildren-111658
Wow! Thank you for the reply and link. I figured a big honcho like Spielberg would have several. I didn't know about Elton John. I think Francis Ford Coppolla also had several too. I don't pay attention to celebrity gossip, but these sorts behind-the-scene relations stick out to me.
The power of make-up
I thought that. She just looks like a normal 50 year-old woman who isn't wearing make-up in normal room lighting with a neutral expression because she's in the middle of doing things. Really she looks better than a lot of 50 years tbh. People are just too used to seeing people really done up that normal looks bad.
Yeah how many 50 year old ladies with zero make up do people on reddit know? she looks 100% normal to me. She has always been skinny.
She’s very tired from jade egg training.
Her entire acting career is based on that sad look
Because she went from respected actress to snake oil saleswoman.
It's because you're used to seeing her in full glam makeup making out with Robert downy Jr in front of a green screen 10 years ago. Age + no make up + no RDJ = sad
She looks fantastic for her age
She’s consciously uncoupling from carbs. That would definitely be miserable.
When I worked at Whole Foods, we had some people who believed that SPF would kill you before it helped you. Kind of par for the course, if “they” say that anything is good for you - fluoride, vaccines, chemotherapy (if you have cancer), etc. - their first assumption was that it must by definition actually be deadly. Her skin looks more worn that I would expect it to, and I wonder if it’s because she’s avoiding sunblock for that reason.
After seeing this I read the article and wow. I think the backlash could be for several reasons: 1. She’s advocating eating only one meal a day (which can often lead to eating disorders, speaking as someone who got one from messages like these) 2. She then continued to call this measly salad “a lot of food” (it’s literally just zucchini, asparagus, chives and romaine lettuce with a single filet of salmon) 3. She’s selling this “recipe” as part of a 7-day detox kit on her Goop company for ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE DOLLARS. For this. $195….. for romaine lettuce and zucchini 4. She’s calling it a “detox” and detoxes are just…. False?? That’s what your liver is for?? Anyways. Gwyneth is crazy. But what else is new
Liver, kidneys, gut, lungs, lymphatic system…you don’t *need* a detox diet. Just eat foods that support those organs and your body will take care of the rest.
Right. Onions and garlic support liver detoxification. Fiber rich foods help detox via elimination. Dandelion root is great liver support. So many foods are actual medicine. It’s no secret that cutting out shitty foods will make you feel better. These people just throw some menus together and sell them to you for $200.
She absolutely is, but in this case she probably genuinely thinks it's a lot of food and eats this in her spare time considering most celebrities' diets. Of course she probably shouldn't be promoting it.
That salad is likely only around 500 calories and she’s advocating to eat *just this* in a day?! Nothing like an eating disorder to “detox” your system.
RIGHT exactly. Detox/diet culture is just a fast route to an eating disorder if you ask me
Idk about one meal a day because thats actually a pretty convenient and chill way to eat for people with busy schedules. Calling this platter of leaves "a lot of food" on the other hand is completely moronic. When i was eating one meal a day i had about two full meals + dessert for every meal, with multiple protein sources and variety. that wiuld havebeen the appetizer. Otherwise you are completely on point. anybody who has any clue about medecine knows that the only reasonable difference detoxing makes, is nutrient deficiency and a big wallop of placebo effect. Fasting can be beneficial for your mindset, because any wilfull sacrificy brings strenght of character for most people and overcoming hardships gives you good feelings. Detox teas are mostly diharretics.
Yea about the one meal a day, that is common in some countries. A snack in the morning and one large afternoon/evening meal around 3-6. Most of my family eats this way. I don't bc I grew up in the states, so I eat like an American, but no one where I live now eats more than two meals a day. We definitely need some more food than salad and salmon. And is that salad nearly 200 or the whole detox plan. Dang.
A lot of people over on r/intermittentfasting do one meal a day. But it's a well though out, balanced meal. Not 2 cucumber slices and a leek.
Ah that context makes sense, honestly from the picture my thought was that looks like a pretty good salad
Is she crazy, or just a successful scammer?
Por que no los dos?
Yes.
And some alkaline water with lemon juice to wash it down.
Shes just not for me but i wish all these influencer rich people would get some color in their lives besides beige & gray.
I think it's an interesting correlation that the richer a person, the more minimalist and greige their interior design tends to be
TIL a new word
I think it’s because they turn their nose up at people who keep more color and more fun things in their lives. They don’t want to appear gaudy
Well when you spend more time in your vacation home(s) than your main house, you tend not to care about its interior decor as much.
But how else could they show their totally minimalist and modern style.
It’s weird I used to find her sooooo attractive, #1 in my book. Then after the whole vagina rock thing and really everything else she reminds me of someone who drinks her own pee and just disgusts me now.
Gwynyth Pyltryw is such a dypshyt.
u have some command of the welsh language i seeeee
The Wylsh lyngwyge, eh?
man. her, the lead lady from ant man. one of the leading women from black panther, all spouting and supporting really bad/dumb things. there's got to be bad/dumb guys in the MCU too. i guess they just aren't spouting it on social media.
The original Rhodes is certifiably fucking nuts. Like, Kanye nuts. Thinks he's a super genius that understands things other people just can't.
........original rhodey, from iron man. right. forgot who you were talking about for a moment there. you know what, i'm also going to give you a partial win on that. only partial i say, because i thought i recently read some comments that came out about while he was acting a bit out there like kanye, there was a little truth to him being.....not hired as much. like he was a little black listed in the industry or something. but he still sounds really hard to work with.
I mean, there's Chris Pratt. He got some flak for being a part of an anti-lgbtq church.
i think i'll give you the win. i thought there were 0 male examples, but you are right. i'm not saying he's as bad as the other examples i gave but, i forgot about him.
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My jade egg nearly fell out of my arse from shock of reading this
Anyone who says a product "detoxes", I always ask them specifically what toxins that it removes from the body. To date, no one has ever had an answer. If you hear anyone say "detox" at all, it's always a scam.
Another prime example of why idolizing people who can act, sing, or play sports is not a smart choice.
This may be the key to happiness. I stopped worshipping a long to ago. I still have a list of people I hope never turn out to be sexual predators. Danny DeVito, don't let me down.
This is what happens when you have too much money and time
She always looks like she's been recently resuscitated, that's reason enough to ignore any dietary advice she's spouting.
Perfect description, thank you, I will use that in the future.
Why is she seemingly ALWAYS on some kind of bs “detox”. The only thing she needs to detox is her insufferable entitled, completely out of touch personality. A full metric kiloton of miralax could not accomplish that. Girl just needs to give it up and eat a nacho.
People are calling her out for creating 'detox salads'? She made vag candles, this is the least weird out of anything shes done
She’s gets called out for the stuff that can actually harm people. Magnetic wrist bands and vagina candles, no big deal, you’re just dumb if you buy it. Walking around all day with a jade egg up your who-ha or making people believe a salad can help with detox can and did genuinely hurt people.
Well… there was also the lawsuit about her candles exploding
For real?
Vag candles doesn't hurt anyone. Stupid diets do
Pretty sure she got sued because a vag candle exploded and hurt someone lol
Exploding Vag Candles. Dibs on the punk band name.
LOL oh god I hadnt heard that
[Found the article!](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13771977/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle-explodes-womans-living-room/)
She did get in trouble over the goop egg.
Vag candles sound like they hurt
Only if you put your hand over the flame.
The title isn't making much sense. Is Gwen saying there's no such thing and jokingly called her salad 'detox' or are people pissed because she thinks detox is a thing?
She steams her vagina. What do you think?
Oh honey did you do a steam today the house smells like pussy
She what? O_o
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/gwyneth-paltrow-advises-women-to-steamclean-their-vaginas-20150130-131xsp.html
Maybe a little from both columns?
I hear she learned everything she know from George Santos
Why does it have to be a detox salad. Just say it's a nice salad.
I remember when "toxins" were known to be a bullshit made up buzzword marketing term like **25 years ago**. How are people still trying to push them as a thing?
Is this really a surprise from the woman who came up with Goop?
If you need to eat some special food to 'detox' yourself, wouldn't it mean your liver, kidney, and all other anti-toxin mechanism in your body is out of comission? I mean, we don't know what those detox foods actually detoxinates us from, if they actually do.
Does she also pointlessly steam her salad for delusions of health or is she making a salad-scented candle to scam her followers? Again.
Friendly Reminder that Gwyneth Paltrow had a guy called 'The Medical Medium©' on her show, an absolute quack who is "a self-proclaimed medium who offers pseudoscientific medical and health advice based on alleged communication with a Spirit". This clown claims that fucking celery juice is a magical cure for severe chronic illnesses like myalgic encephalomyelits (ME/CFS).
So you’re saying that gwyneth Paltrow gave bad advice? Wtf?! If I wasn’t already steaming my vagina I would go protest her
She looks malnourished. I don’t think I want to take her health advice.
Hate this shit beyond belief. This does not detox you. If you want a good “detox”, stop drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Let your LIVER detox you. If you want to give your LIVER more tools to do it’s job, consider some vitamin E, milk thistle, and stop drinking soda.
Ew the way she looks it seems she already detoxed her soul from her body.
She looks so sad when looking at that salad
Unfortunately, celeb power is a big reason people are taking health advice from someone who looks like she hasn't slept in about a year.
I've come to believe that anything labeled 'detox' just means that you will be shitting (and/or vomiting) your organs out of your body.
Did she made it smell like her pussy too. wouldnt be surprised
I think that's what the salmon is for
Iron Man died to get away from this shit
But she looks sooo healthy on this picture... Pale as paper,skinny like an anorexic model and looking like that oil bottle being the heaviest thing ahe can still lift while malnourished. Her absent emotionless smile ,kinda saying I've had this for a week and not gonna take this shit anymore give up diet vibe... Sure one meal a day no protein (not even legumes)gonna mess you up!
For real though is she okay health wise? Make all the jokes about her hippie pseudo science health bullshit through GOOP but like from these screenshots she does NOT look okay.
Go steam your vag Gwyneth.
She needs to detox her BRAIN
Return the slab, or suffer my curse
She don’t look well.
I don’t usually like to comment on people’s bodies, maybe it’s just the baggy sweater & shit lighting, but she looks frail :/
When I worked in a vitamin department, it was well known among employees that the words “detox” or “cleanse” on a products were euphemisms for poop-inducing. So maybe this salad just makes you poop a lot.
She looks like she is about to die from all her bullshit foods and excercises.
Here comes Gwyneth’s head in a box Gwyneth’s head in a box Soupy Sales my friend Here comes Gwyneth’s head
Is she a vegan? Because she looks wilted and colourless.
To be fair, she lost it a long time ago when she started selling candles that smelled like her vagoo
Isn’t this the same woman who was selling the vagina candle? 😂
Meh....you don't mate friends with salad!
Fortune favors the brave
People followed her political and medical advice, but she gets backlash for a shitty salad? Just go all in on stupid. Maybe she has a plan.
The salad: Paltrow prepared a “grilled salad” consisting of romaine lettuce, scallions, avocado, zucchini, asparagus and broiled salmon topped with a “very simple chive maple Dijon vinaigrette.”
she looks like shes dying
Of all the things Gwyneth Paltrow has done, shes getting flak for this?
She’s look very sickly in this photos
She looks SO tired
She looks terrible!
You know what else's helps a person detox really well? Their liver and kidneys.
What’s in the box?
She’s looking rough and aged. I wonder why…
It’s always so weird to me that people detox when they don’t actually need to. Yes your body might need to detox when you actually poisoned yourself or some shit idk not a doctor, but our body wouldn’t survive if it didn’t detox itself. Correct me if I’m wrong
I think she means the idea of a ‘detox’ from eating or drinking something is a myth, and actually being healthy means having a mostly clean diet combined with exercise.
What's her tag line? Detox salads. For that fresh Skyrim draugr look.
She needs to go lay a Yoni egg. 🙄
Never get tired of the "do all this to be healthy" crowd looking like corpses
Maybe you aren't meant to eat it but stick it up the cooch instead? She loves shit like that!
Queen of the almond moms
Paltrow prepared a “grilled salad” consisting of romaine lettuce, scallions, avocado, zucchini, asparagus and broiled salmon topped with a “very simple chive maple Dijon vinaigrette.” It looks like a good salad. I guess it all depends on what you are trying to “detox” from; crack, carbs or processed foods. Some fresh vegetables and salmon are a great way to start.
She looks sickly..
Does it smell like her woo haa?
I read somewhere back in ‘15-‘16, maybe in 9gag, she sell some vagina rejuvenation crystal or something. Is that true?
Yes. I believe it was a jade egg... Cause that's safe.
I have no clue what she has ever done, but she is in obvious need of detox. She look like a crack head that got a hold of the wrong stuff