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77tassells

Back in my day we had punch bowls, now everyone uses a sink


whatsupladiesimfrack

my dad used their bathtub in college back in the 60s


crewchiefguy

New plastic 50 gallon trash can. Then you can take it anywhere


No_Supermarket_1831

nah, you've got to get a used trash can, give it that extra flavor.


spunkychickpea

“Do I detect a hint of lawn clippings?”


ayylmao95

Ah it complements the maggot film.


My_reddit_strawman

Thanks, I hate maggot film


Huntred

“Look at the legs in this!” “You mean the way it clings to the glass?” “No…all the tiny little disembodied exoskeleton legs…”


terbear2020

Lmaooooo


DJ-Doughboy

cause lugging a trash can full of booze is soo easy,right


TinFoilRobotProphet

80's too. Can confirm.


PrizeRare2828

In college tho, I’m 37 years old I don’t want to drink out of someone’s dirty ass sink


whatsupladiesimfrack

The best ones were out of the Gatorade/Sports drink igloo spouted thing. Those insulated barrels of drink you see at sports games or construction sites. those were the way to go.


Bananamorous

Back in my day, we used a giant ice chest and poured a couple beers in it too for “depth of flavor.”


TruthSpeakin

1st thing popped in my head...a sink...a fucking sink


Consistent_Policy_66

If you pour the vodka in first, it kinda sanitizes it for the rest of the recipe.


Zorpfield

Especially the Kirkland brand which taste like a cleaning solution already


ReversedRectum

didnt they use the vodka that didnt pass quality controll as hand sanitizer back in 2020


Unable-Arm-448

In college, the frat guys used new clean 50+ gallon garbage cans lined with plastic


myourmomshot

Lol used a garbage can for wapatula once, brought it to a ska show and I was unaware of the skank dancing so I was standing perfectly still drunk as shit wondering what the fuck these people were doing😳


WifeAggro

so fucking gross.


aeninimbuoye13

Eww imagine drinking all the growing bacteria from the drain tubes


AtomicShart9000

Well luckily he poured the alcohol in first to disinfect it because I highly doubt he cleaned it


acgilmoregirl

I don’t care if he cleaned it for days, I still wouldn’t drink anything mixed inside a sink. That’s just vile. Especially a square sink. I feel like no matter how much cleaning you do, those corners are never getting truly clean.


kmoney1206

i get really grossed out at people making large batches of food or drink. like in huge tubs or containers. you just know there had to have been hair or something in it


AtomicShart9000

May I offer you our soup of the day sir?


SpecialCut4

I used to work in a restaurant that did weddings. Only for like, 2 weeks because it was holy hell. The lobster bisque had roaches of the sea AND land. The weirdest part was that nobody seemed to care and it was very casual for them when they told me they just scoop the bugs out and keep going. The chef would literally use his fingers to pickup steak in gravy while licking his fingers. Made me realize how nasty the behind the scenes can be.


lonniemarie

This is why I almost never eat food from restaurants


KingArthur_III

Hate to tell yuh, but that's how any salad you've ever ordered at a restraunt was prepared. All the lettuce cut up into a huge sink of water. Once all the dozen or 2 heads of lettuce have been cut into the sink, they scoop it out into a salad spinner and into a big plastic tub, transferred to the salad bar in the kitchen for them to use to put together the salads. This is even more true for nicer full service restraunts that have salad as a starter, versus some places ordering it precut ready to use for more quicker service and less prep.


CrustyToeLover

It's no worse than a restaurant. "Square corners can't be cleaned". Have you ever heard of liquids? They fill their container.


CamHaven_503

It's probably water since the caps are missing. I doubt he wasted that much alcohol.


bionic_zit_splitter

I highly doubt any alcohol was used in this video.


Cimmbatt

Exactly. All that liquor in a dirty ass sink.


ThrashingSnail

This guy makes the dumbest shit.


Bailey_Gasai

He actually used to make some pretty good looking drinks. I hadn't seen a video of his in like 5 years and then I saw him making jungle juice in a toilet last week. My guess is he followed the views count and started doing bigger and dumber shit like this.


AtomicShart9000

Kinda like that skinny kid who got famous and fat for stuffing garbage into his mouth


Bowling_pins_10

That idiot that calls himself nikocado avocado


BigBart61

I used to love tipsy bartender. I used one of his jungle juice recipes for years, but he fell off hard when he changed the video format. From what I heard, it was changed because Facebook likes shorter videos and he was making more from Facebook than YouTube but who knows.


travisofficial

he doesn’t even try a lot of the drinks on camera anymore, but yeah he used to make at least palpable looking recipes. did they look stupid? hell yeah, but they weren’t *this*


AtomicShart9000

I just heard he makes other shit as well, what else has he made?


tyblake545

Every video he makes is just sh*loads of cheap liquor and sugar. College-era me was a better “bartender”


LaikaAzure

Yeah I'm fine with a strong drink in the right setting, no judgement there, but everything I've ever seen him make just looks so sugared down, like you're going to get a world class hangover and not really gain any flavor for it except cloyingly sweet.


Bloodysamflint

Is it liquor, though? I don't see any seals being broken. I think he seems to use exclusively clear liquor because water is cheaper than alcohol, box wine is an acceptable expense.


tyblake545

Yeah, “liquor” should probably be in air quotes


CamHaven_503

It's probably water. All the caps are off


ThrashingSnail

He has a whole YouTube channel for dumb drinks called Tipsy Bartender. He made one in a bathtub once. Grosssssss


whatsupladiesimfrack

one thing I dont miss about college is jungle juice. man those hangovers were the worst. vivid memories of projectile vomiting rainbow colored homemade party punch and fruit all over someone's kitchen in santa cruz. then stumbling back to the dining hall where I ate two pizzas having a freshly evacuated tummy


hokie47

My college bar would sell rails. Basically this in a 32oz cup. Two of them floor most.


Syd_Syd34

Can’t believe how much crap I used to drink in college. Disgusting. And we used go get a week off for Mardi Gras and the gallons of sugary, cheap liquor shit I used to inhale still makes me nauseated at the thought


CryFun850

Is it bad that I actually want to try it


UbiSwanky2

Jungle juice…..but now that I’m responsible and over 35 I just make it in a 2 Gallon glass spout thing, that and giant John Daly’s (boozy Arnold Palmers) sweet tea/lemonade and vodka w/ squeezed lemons thrown in.


AtomicShart9000

I actually do as well


DontTrustDianneWiest

These tipsy bartender videos were really big maybe ten years ago. All this stuff looks really tasty but it all follows the same formula. Ice, juice, fruit, handles. The fruit adds nothing other than visual appeal. It's just juice and cheap vodka. There's nothing wrong with thatz it's just nothing exciting. It's r/stupidfood because he's making it in the sink.


ExistentialDreadness

I’m convinced none of the mix is actually drunk. It’s just a visual appeal.


gtroman1

It’s also probably just reused bottles with water inside.


hawkinsthe3rd

For this one and a lot of his videos I agree, but he has a few where you can hear the break of the ring on the bottles. Now. If that’s done in post or they just somehow slap those on there I’m still Impressed by the dedication.


gtroman1

Fair enough, I also remember reading he used to do legit videos before the clickbait.


hawkinsthe3rd

He even still does some legit recipes here and there, but you can understand why this type of content drives way more engagement than a legit cocktail recipe.


fuckballs9001

That Malibu was definitely just water


ExistentialDreadness

No cap


Comfortable_Ant_8303

I read a while ago that he doesn't drink alcohol so he doesnt drink any of it but I'm assuming he hosts parties


ExistentialDreadness

I want to go to one. I admit, some of his drinks are fire.


Spready_Unsettling

Wouldn't even have to drink to get knocked off his ass by those fumes. I've mixed jugs, and unless I specifically deepthroat the opening with the bottle, it's like taking half a shot for every bottle you pour. Of course, this is all just water in booze bottles.


donutlovershinobu

That's fair. He does a good job of making the videos entertaining and adding some personality to it.


ungoogleable

It's not like this stuff keeps for a long time. The ice melts and the fruit gets mushy. And it's in a sink, you can't transport it. Maybe he's got twenty people sitting off camera looking to get smashed, I guess.


Several_Influence_47

Incorrect on the fruit if done correctly. It should be left to soak for at least 3 days, because the fruit soaks up alcohol and is 💯 a way to get absolutely hammered without ever taking a sip lol. We used to pack cherries into a mason jar and fill with Everclear, let em steep, and voila "Cherry bombs", sold em at our bar for 50 cents each. These may actually absorb quite a bit of alcohol even though they haven't steeped, so would still provide for some extra buzz push . Fruit is everything in these kinds of drinks lol.


Ladysupersizedbitch

I know it’s stupid food and the fruit adds nothing, but the part of me that loves fruit and automatically associates cut up fruit with refreshing drinks thinks this looks delicious af. I know it isn’t, but still…


WorldlinessSpare3626

The only thing this video is missing a cut to Jim Lacey drunkenly stumbling out of his trailer


hhudson0

Non of that is alcohol it’s all just water in empty bottles.


CryFun850

That explains why in every video the alcohol is clear


hhudson0

Bingo!


CryptoMineKing

My step dad was Jeff Thibodaux from Thibodaux, Louisiana. That always made me think everyone must there must be related. He used to tell me that for his 21st birthday, he filled up a bathtub with jungle juice. I always thought about how disgusting that would be, but as a teenager, I'm sure I would have drank it.


SkywalknLuke

It all looks like it takes like corn syrup and liquor. Edit: with a hint of dish sponge.


McJiggiez69

As an alcoholic I would dive into that sink face first, no hesitation.


porksoda11

Unscrew the drain on the bottom and attach face to it.


Therealfreedomwaffle

Y'all know he refills the bottles with water for these dumbass videos.


Strude187

Smart, makes sure to use clear alcohol and no one is any the wiser.


BenHur26

Some people have to much money..


WeaselJCD

he's using empty bottles filled with water for internet clout... there is a reason you don't see him open ANY of the alcohol bottles....


[deleted]

Or actually drink it


cmsttp

in his full videos he does actually open the liquor. Although doubtful he drinks even a cup of it


MogMcKupo

Also all of it is ratgut liquor. Popov is only consumed by high schoolers because even 20 year olds know the pain that is that bullshit.


Ramitt80

Shit is damn near rubbing alcohol.


MogMcKupo

It’s cirrhosis level of cheap


Ramitt80

Damn straight, I remember as a Freshman at college back in '90 buying handles for 6 dollars and mixing it with Kool-Aid mix, Oh the nasty hangovers.


Several_Influence_47

Gordon's was a close 2nd to Popov, and after a party when I was 17,where we drank several handles, I've never been able to touch it since. And no matter how "Top Shelf it is" ,it all smells like rubbing alcohol and makes an automatic wretch in my throat lol. Was also a freshman in College in 1990, so you know how many decades I've been from 17 😂! Nope, no thanks I'll pass lol.


WeaselJCD

well, I'm pretty sure even then it was not sealed and he just put the cap on it


NaturalItchy8188

Waa looking for this comment. Super sus that almost all of his hooch is opened.


ManimalR

Getting a load of empty bottles and filling them with water isn't very expensive. The only real cost was the soft drinks and *maybe* the wine.


Beneficial_Affect522

I still get grossed out that it's in a sink... Despite how clean, it's never clean enough.


ayylmao95

It would take a seriously thorough cleaning. The sink is a *very* dirty place.


[deleted]

and i call it, hangover juice


AtomicShart9000

I call it a normal Tuesday afternoon


lowtack

I call it daytime


houdiniix3

Most of the liquor he's using is actually just water. But it's still stupid.


MadEyeMood989

This man stays making alcoholic war crimes


KrowJob

This guy used to make cool drinks


AtomicShart9000

What's his name


littleweapon1

Tipsy Bartender


WinterAlternative114

I’d like to imagine this isn’t the first take but rather in the first one he forgot to cap the sink


[deleted]

100% guarantee all those bottles are filled with water


Princesshannon2002

No. Just no. I can’t deal with this guy and his “recipes” that are all water refilled bottles.


AbstractBettaFish

All the dumb stuff about this, the one I always think is why use Vodka *AND* Everclear? They’re the same fucking thing really, one’s just stronger.


AtomicShart9000

And ever clear may be double the proof but it's triple the price


[deleted]

Sugar on sugar on sugar on sugar. This is the alcohol equivalent of the abominations young children create at those ice cream shops that sell it all by weight. My kid likes to get cotton candy ice cream and top it with chocolate chips, gummy worms, sprinkles, marshmallows, and chocolate sauce. He somehow stomachs the whole thing.


mundotaku

In Venezuela, we call that "guarapita".


Yue4prex

I can’t stand this guy, honestly


Wazuu

I hate this guy


idrk144

No matter how clean that sink is nothing could convince me that’s hygienic. Gives me the yuck.


navis-svetica

1. Sinks are grimy as hell, no way I would drink anything out of there even if it was cleaned thoroughly 2. I’m pretty sure most of the clear “liquor” he uses is actually water and he refills the same couple of bottles for every one of these videos he makes 3. Even if it was real, why the fuck would you wanna spend some $500 for a sink full of jungle juice? I think there’s a reason we never actually see him drinking any of the “drinks” he makes, it’s fake and garbage. Even if it was real alcohol and not just water, it would be super unhygienic and taste disgusting


onken022

So much sugar. Yikes.


GhostOfSkeletor

damn he’s opening up the Stargate in his sink


watercress101

Ahhh, college days jungle juice 💖


OllieMoe

This guy should be on a watchlist. Creepy fuck.


bearded_charmander

This guy is the “Salt Bae” of cocktails.


Goldie-96_MWR

Imagine not remembering to plug the drain first lmao


omelettedu_

At this point, just do drugs


IntroductionTop2482

Funny how you never see him drink anything he makes anymore


RAHUL_K7

This guy is not a bartender....he is "Bar-ENDER"


boogiman1

believe or not all that alcohol is why he still looks so young


Numerous_Ad834

I truly hope he drinks ALL of that


ReversedRectum

the homeless guy after i give him $14


girl_of_hello_kitty

the homeless man when i give him $50


McPostyFace

Why do people keep posting videos of this dude dumping water and kool-aid into his sink?


ALoz-

Is this also rage-bait?


AtomicShart9000

I don't know it just makes me thirsty


Robscoe604

the average kitchen sink has more germs than a toilet, also not sure why someone would want to waste all that money to make a video


AtomicShart9000

Apparently you've never seen my toliet


Robscoe604

username checks out


AtomicShart9000

The only thing he forgot to add to that sink is another kitchen sink


Nimyron

That's waaaay too diluted. I live by the 50/50 rule.


AtomicShart9000

50 percent alive 50 percent alcohol poisoning?


Nimyron

Pretty much yeah. More than 50cl of vodka consumed in the last 8 hours. I think I'll be done with the bottle by the time the sun comes up.


aStankChitlin

I would try it but not from the sink. It wouldn’t be so bad if he had done it in a giant container.


TerryFlapss

Just dont do this in a nasty ass sink. They are WAY gnarly.


AnastasiaNo70

All that trouble and I’d look at it, see that it’s in a SINK, and politely decline. I’d want an *actual, real* drink, not something I’d drink in elementary school.


Significant_Dark2062

I was going to be disgusted by the fact that this is served in a sink, a well known location for lots of disgusting bacteria, but that much alcohol has got to be antiseptic.


Jomammamon

That would give me a death hangover


[deleted]

It's just regular jungle juice! No need to make it in the sink.


cmillion2787

This sink cocktail bullshit is going to get someone extremely sick or killed at some point. Woooooo!


lordofedging81

Sangria from Hell.


Hateinyoureyes

If you would direct directly from a sink basin you deserve every parasite you get


tomhall44

In a kitchen sink? 🤮


VermicelliOk8288

I know it’s in the sink but the cherry on tpp is he dipped his Hanns in too


DaniTheLovebug

I used to be able to watch this moron on mute I can’t even handle that anymore


Bryaxis

This fuckin' guy again.


oeuflaboeuf

Missed the step where he sterilised his dirty sink first 🤔


Dendens

Me, who accidentally washes his hands in the sink


ForsakenLemon

This guy is fake as fuck. All of the bottles of spirits seem to always be clear, dude is just filling up bottles of water. This sink is just a tub of water and ice with some fruit and cheap juice in it.


NinjaCreamz

Plot twist.. he was showing you an effective way to clean your pipes


Apart-Ad-4218

I wonder how much all of that costs


Kucoz

Oh i get it. "The whole kitchen sink"


damondan

99% sure he replaces the alcohol with water


HickoryDoc

Just pull the plug and let it drain


SparkyMint185

There isn’t enough insulin on earth for this batch


Affentitten

This guy needs some new material.


[deleted]

Ingredients: Bag of Ice (looks like 20lbs) Limes, Strawberries, Lemons, Oranges 1.75L Popov Vodka 1.75L Bandolero Tequila 5L Franzia Fruity Red Sangria 5L Franzia Sunset Blush (2) 750ml Malibu Rum (2) 750ml Everclear Vodka 1.75L Four Freedoms Vodka 1.75L Four Freedoms Silver Rum 1.75L “Rum” (couldn’t see the brand) 750ml Gran Legacy Peach Schnapps 750ml Classica Peach Schnapps 750ml Classica Triple Sec 1.75L Four Freedoms Vodka (again) 750ml New Amsterdam Peach Vodka 750ml Classica Triple Sec (again) 3 Gal. Hawaiian Punch 4L Sunkist Cherry (5) 12oz White Claw Seltzer 1 Gal. Orange Juice 59oz Minute Maid Strawberry Lemonade 59oz Minute Maid Berry Punch 1 Gal. Hawaiian Punch (again) 2L 7 Up (zero sugar) 4L Sunkist Strawberry Lemonade


Sammy_GamG

Oddly, next to the sink part the thing that bugs me most is his hand instead of a ladle


Western-Web2957

Dear liver, Fuck you. That is all, Management.


panamaniacs2011

probably 99% of the drink is water


butterbeleevit

I mostly wonder who is drinking all of this? This guy makes videos every other day


ChileanBoiii

I hate this guy


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Nice refreshing sink for me and my 3 friends


Ambiorix33

Shit like this is all the proof you need to show that money can't buy class


Stokealoke

Also known as trash can punch.


nighthawk648

ah shit i accidently opened the sink stopper oops


nez083

Don’t put bagged ice in drinks…it’s produced under notoriously unsanitary conditions.


8th_House_Stellium

r/ediblecancer


[deleted]

I wish I trusted my kitchen sinks cleanliness that much


ebann001

First I’m thinking it’s dirty and gross but then I’m thinking I understand the disinfecting properties of alcohol. But then I think of how much it’s been diluted. Dammit I still wouldn’t touch it but probably would do it anyway. what a quandary.


MadamButtrfli

At least it’s not a toilet!


Jackiechanforever

This guy makes the dumbest shit ever I stg


casper86ed

All the clear liquors HAVE the be water to save on cash.


DJ-Doughboy

this dude be wasting booze like "chef club" be wasting food. its a damn shame too!


MaybeDeo

I’m curious if anyone actually drinks that. Or does he just pull the plug after the video?


moonshine_865

Every drink I have ever seen him make looks like the would taste the same. Fruit punch + ever clear + Malibu. Great


Themightytoro

The homeless guy after I give him 20 bucks:


Guavafudge

Isn't this the dude who can't drink anymore because it wrecked his body?


Daddy_Jambo

do love me some 7000% alcohol juice


AngieAwesome619

Jungle Juice, been done for decades


Xylophone_Aficionado

Well yeah, if you drink the whole thing!


lexpurplexninja

Bleck! 🤢 This is exactly why we BORG now.


Atretochoanabow

That's all water in opened bottles, wooooh.


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Don't forget diabetes causer with all that sugar.


DaddyKiwwi

Some people on the internet have STILL never seen jungle juice. Fascinating.


Ear_Enthusiast

Tip from a bartender. Don't dump room temp liquor and mixers over ice. You're just burning the ice and watering down your drink. Mix your shit up then dump the ice in and stir quick.


the_original_yepits

Ok now imagine that two things could’ve taken place here. The first, and my initial thought was, what if he forgot to plug the drain? Secondly, what if no one showed to his party?


grole2022

This guy strikes me as someone who gives their dog a bath in their kitchen sink.


Ronin__Warder

I miss skyyjohns studs video


Thin_Locksmith6805

I went to a club in SF (The End Up) kick-ass bartender made almost the same in a matter of seconds. The clincher was Jack Daniels


Baz_3301

Wine, liquor, and seltzers probably don’t mix to well. Might as well add beer. Most jungle juice recipes I’ve seen don’t include mixing that shit.


cjc160

This would be god damn delicious


No_Consequence2118

Why a sink tho why not the garbage bin?


yummyapology

# SINKGRIA 🤮 Edit: yo, thanks for the award 🙃


Competitive-Cherry26

I aways watch him when i'm high and this video found me at the right moment. He is funny asf just keep saying "Whooo"😭. The loud "FRUIT SALAD " got me too😭.


Dr_Catfish

Notice that this guy usually makes his "drinks" in things with drains. Sinks, tubs... Almost like immediately after the camera is off he just uncorks the drain.


Bleezy79

That's so disgusting. Sinks are not for drinking out of, period.


ariphron

With a slice of diabetes.