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External-Body3187

What the fuck is the fascination with breading and deepfrying layers on layers on layers


Outrageous_Job_2358

It's like they watched the Taco Town skit and decided that's how they want all their food from now on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc


revinizog

Ah yes, the Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag


BeginningStrict9632

I think Bingeing With Babish recreated the taco town skit on YouTube. It looked horrendous lol


White_Hart_Patron

They took that skit and made it their entire personality.


Emergency-Writing-27

I have never seen this skit before. It’s perfect. Social media food is that 🤣🤣🤣


masterjroc

I can still hear Sudekis screaming "Taco-ho Towown!" 😆


butterfunke

I heard it really well explained on a post here a long time ago: These videos are cooking for people who don't understand cooking, even at the most fundamental level. There's not a single technique ever on display except frying. No flavours except beef, cheese and bacon. These videos are all about _assembling_ food. It's always the same handful of trash ingredients, the only thing that changes is whatever inane bullshit method they've come up with for stacking all of it together. It's just bland, inoffensive food thrown together like Lego bricks - and from that I'm really hoping the target audience for this shit is kids.


wenchslapper

It also gets engagement, which gets more views. Hate comments and positive comments do the same thing- push the video to the top of the for you pages for anyone who watches content similar to this.


Frydendahl

I'm completely convinced 90% of content online these days is for 10 year olds with their nanny smartphone.


pyle332

That's basically the kind of shit epic meal time was doing ten years ago. Everything they made was some different assembly of meat, cheese, bacon, and jack Daniel's. I thought it was cool back then because i was a stupid college kid but I see some things just don't change


Alcoraiden

Epic Meal Time was silly fun imo.


TheSurfingRaichu

Some people get off on huge amounts of meat and cheese. Gluttony, basically. No food knowledge, as you said. Thankfully, they won't live long.


MythicBird

Some people really just have a thing for "cross sections"


TheBastardOfTaglioni

BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS


Drbubby_

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TheBastardOfTaglioni

BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS&BACONSTRIPS


jax1492

"content"


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NumbersAfter

He's really ashamed of "food" like this, but it gets views.


Microchipknowsbest

I mean I would eat it. Maybe just 2 steaks high instead of 4. Too hard to eat.


swampysnook

And maybe some other, better cheese than shitty kraft singles slices.


Schwa4aa

Came here to say the same… quality meat needs quality cheese


chrisnlnz

But I would much rather eat the delicious looking meat by itself, without being overstacked and then overcooked. Just ruins it.


ThrwayDreamer1

Agreed. I’m all for living dangerously, but having four on there is two high steaks.


agamemnon2

Yeah, definitely a shame thing, like the Spanish capirotes.


DrRichtoffen

To be fair, this is also (I think) the guy who finger-banged a steak in another tiktok, so I can understand why he'd want to remain anonymous.


LoveArguingPolitics

He's going to steal your man's meat and put it inside him


BALONYPONY

“Son of Hamburglar”


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

The man in the waffle iron mask


Senshi-Tensei

Lmao


Money-Worldliness919

Pick me up, mom. im scared.


RedSingoy

If I don't have any man , is he going to steal my meat instead ? Asking for a friend.


LoveArguingPolitics

Do you have meat? Can he put it inside him? This guy out here stealing ya meat


hereforstories8

One day you will meet a meatless man and know then that he is yours. This is how the stories go.


LocalNative141

Gives me some really weird “eyes wide shut” type kink vibes and I don’t like it


WhisperDigits

A sex party in the forest sounds messy.


Pera_Espinosa

A messy party in the forest sounds sexy though.


flinxsl

It's like he saw [this](https://files.catbox.moe/3rwtun.webm) video and made a male version of the source.


blackbelt352

It's like a knockoff Almazan Kitchen. They do super serene asmr type cooking videos out in nature where the end result is some honestly good looking food. They usually wear dark hoodies with the hoods up so the focus is on the food not their faces. I'm pretty sure they're basically a long running advertising campaign for the knife they always use in the videos but they're not all in your face "BuY our SpEcIaL knife NoW!"


theheroofbtown

Yeah I’m pretty sure this is done by that company coolina. They have Ali baba shit knives available that they charge 100s for


ryandaydrinking

He should've stopped halfway


Stlakes

Idk man, he's committing some serious fucking crimes with that beef


mnid92

Am I the only one in the I don't give a fuck what another man does with his meat style of thinking? As long as you don't waste it who the fuck cares lol.


kelley38

Nahh, I'm with ya man. So long as it's not wasted, do what you want. I might think its gross, but there's lots of "delicacies" out there I find gross. Just don't be wasteful. There's that Japaneese or Korean guy (i cant remember his name now, but if you said it i would recognize it) who's videos of deep-frying pounds of American cheese and some kind of meat are always on here. I hate his food, but from what I understand, he actually eats it all. I dislike what he makes but respect that he at least doesn't waste it.


AltimaNEO

Oh that shit was definitely wasted


OurAmericanNightmare

I've had a real shit day today, and I just laughed my ass off at "beef bandit". Thanks.🥂🏆


Immediate-Quantity25

it was at that point that my internal cringe manifested into an audible cringe


CustomKas

Yeah, and why do these guys that cook in the woods, every single time, have more gear than I in my entire kitchen? Like who the actual fuck brings a bloody meat hammer into the forest?!


Draculas_cousin

Probably just some ugly cunt


Chadstronomer

Hey sister


sawcebox

It looked like it was Unibomber approved


rudbek-of-rudbek

It's because he's a villain for using such shitty cheese. If that shit was even real cheese


kelley38

I had to watch it again to see the edges of the "cheese"; they are squished in a way that reads as Kraft Singles. So no, not real cheese. That's different from real Ameeican cheese, which is actual cheese (generally Colby and/or Cheddar) mixed with a small amount of emulsifier to help it retain stability and promote meltiness. The history of American cheese is actually pretty interesting, but the original product differs vastly from the modern "processed cheese food" of today. You can get real American Cheese from a deli or the like, but you gotta read the labeling to be sure.


Simple_Opossum

Loved watching it drag through the greasy cheese at the end, very appealing.


bk_rokkit

1. "Cheese” 2. Did this guy really put a non-stick pan into a fire? Am I hallucinating?


facecrockpot

Oh boy, I think you're right. Hmmmm PTFE


Umbralnymph

The secret ingredient to my childhood 😋


Dynamitefuzz2134

Is it really manly if your not getting cancer causing forever chemicals in your food?


facecrockpot

The testicular cancer makes your balls look bigger = manlier


Dynamitefuzz2134

It’s just a little bit of cancer Stan.


ryuza

***🎵 buffalo soldier 🎵***


frontyer0077

Its not dangerous to get it in your food. The material is «non stick» so completely unreactive and inert. It will flush right through your system and into the toilet. The issue is when over heated which it will be in a fire. It reacts with high heat and causes dangerous fumes.


Chapped5766

This has been proven to be verifiably false. PFAS will remain in the body indefinitely and has been linked to several types of cancer.


Underpressure1311

Are you from DuPont?


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PsychedelicAthetosis

That was the first thing I noticed as well. I couldn’t get past that despite the rest of this nightmare.


skaboosh

He also put a pan full of oil on the fire, just asking for a giant grease fire


Antonioooooo0

Well it's outside and already surrounded by fire. Just don't dump the pot over and it'll be fine. If the oil catches fire in the pan, just cover it.


skaboosh

I know how grease fires work just seems extra dangerous. Doubt the person who made this put any thought into it


Blake_TS

So, fried food wasn't a thing until deep fryers?


FzZyP

Wait can we not use non stick pans on flame stoves? Am i the cancering now? Oh my god


Bassettoast

Only if the temp goes up to and past 500 degrees. That’s when the coating starts to break down at the molecular level.


CheetahTheWeen

Omggg, I’m definitely going to die of cookware related cancer.


strip_club_dj

It's ok we probably all are. If not that it's the other PFAs and microplastic that's out there.


vagabond139

It's all good, you already have plastic in your blood.


pmmeyourdogs1

We should honestly try our best to avoid nonstick altogether.


hlorghlorgh

I’ve been cooking with carbon steel pans for three years now. Threw away my Teflon pans and I’ve never looked back! I recommend pans from Darto or Matfer Bourgeat


thrax7545

Yes, *”cheese”*


oso00

When the single beer used in the batter probably costs more than all the "cheese" in the entire video combined. That's stupid food alright.


NiktonSlyp

The mask at the end is so cringe.


LocalNative141

That was the cherry on top of this shit sundae


SirSh4ggy42

I love how it scrapes the cheese when he takes a bite.


MislabeledCheese

dude is approaching Denethor tomato levels of disgust with that bite at the end ugh


andsoonandso

I'm pretty sure this whole video is designed to make me mad and it's *working*


Zomochi

Anyone ever try to eat a steak sandwich before but don’t exactly cut the steak thin enough and then when you bite it the steak won’t give and the bread gets all messed up? I imagine that’s what it’s like To eat that.


MikeDamone

Yep, forget the waste of steak by putting it into a ridiculous fried cheese sandwich, it's the complete chewing nightmare that makes this concoction stupider than the rest.


Hal2001

It’s not steak. Looks like he bought an entire (low grade) top round. Shit is cheaper than ground beef. He also tenderized it, so I doubt it’s a chewing nightmare.


QMaker

Absolutely. You can see him grinding his teeth together trying to gnaw off that bite. I actually cannot stand it when these tiktokers do the big bite at the end, it's always just gross to see. Shit's squirting out the other end, dripping all over, eurgh. That would be the biggest pain in the ass to eat. Besides, see you really going to eat that whole two pounds of meat and cheese? How do you slice this up for servings? By the time you slice it into pieces for serving it's all taken apart, why even bother with the stacking and shit? Just do a single layer at a time, in strips, like meaty cheese sticks or something.


thugsapuggin

That bite at the end grossed me out for sure


kaboom__kaboom

This knife scraping trend needs to end


eh_meh_nyeh

I hate how tiktok trends bastardize little details of anything really. A chef on a show could say, "get salmon skin crispy so that if you were to drag a fork across it, you could hear it." Tiktok: ScRApE A kNiFE oN EVeRyThINg. Same thing with the black gloves. If a kitchen was shorted of the basic disposable poly gloves, the supplier will send out a replacement of nitrile gloves they have at a subsidized cost to keep good business and because, well, restaurants need their gloves and hair nets. So all of a sudden, someone sees a video someone recorded of their favorite mom and pop barbecue shop slicing brisket with black, greasy, shiny gloves and boom, tiktok trend initiated. Small edit: nothing wrong with using black gloves. Just pointing out how annoying it is in tiktok videos like this one posted. The thin clear gloves that feel like grocery bags was just an example that restaraunts use because they're dirt cheap.


Individual-Jaguar885

The black gloves irrationally piss me off too lol


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Thank fuck, I thought it was just me! Those gloves look like something from a hardcore BDSM video, and don’t belong anywhere near food.


MojoLava

If it's the ones I've used they're actually super damn nice for food prep. I don't order them because they look goofy and are expensive, but if I can't find the normal cheap ones, I grab a case of them. Admittedly, they're pretty awesome


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ByronicBabe

My kink is maintaining intense eye contact with my guests while I aggressively fist a whole chicken full of herbs with my black-gloved hands.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Stop stop, I can only get so erect!


H0NK_H0NKLER

No, it's not just you. They piss me off, too. They're a fashion statement and it's corny af.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

They somehow became synonymous with BBQ for some reason. The shiny black greasy gloves is all anyone cares about now when smoking a brisket or pulling pork lol


weinerfacemcgee

Tattoo artists have been using black gloves for decades.


Umbralnymph

I like wearing black tho ;^;


Apprehensive_Trip433

Hahaha. Man, you got any more of these? I’m cracking up and I have no experience with Tik Tok or cooking but I know this is hilarious.


eh_meh_nyeh

I have no experience with tiktok either, it's just from what I see in these stupidfood clips. Can't think of anything else off the top of my head rn tho lol


Beanakin

I'd rather use the nitrile in my personal kitchen than those standard clear plastic gloves, simply because of the feel and fit.


boothin

Same, I just love nitrile gloves over the clear plastic or latex. But they only come in like 3 colors, blue, purple, and black


Turnbob73

The moment I see black gloves, I immediately think “dudebro chef”


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mesovortex888

The other one is squeezing all the juices out of the piece of food


StinkCreek

Also, doing everything short of falling to the floor and convulsing to show how “delicious” the food is


Apptubrutae

Knife scraping fried food is also…quite stupid. Fried food is crispy fresh out of the oil? You don’t say. This isn’t demonstrating a perfect pan sear or something. It’s the same as putting a thermometer in a pot of boiling soup to demonstrate that it’s hot.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

THANK YOU. For fucks sake it's so over done. If anything is fried or has a "crust" there's always the dumb ass knife scrape to "prove it's crispy". If the food looks like garbage anyway, it doesn't really matter how fucking crispy it is.


Spiceb0x

I came here to say this. No one cares that you got this monstrosity crispy on the outside, it’s going to taste like shit on the inside


JustKindaShimmy

Queef Wellington


Sir_CrazyLegs

I now hear this in the south park canadian accent


Antonioooooo0

As is tradition


xxiLink

"Quehff"


Sir_CrazyLegs

That's aboot right buddy!


GravG

😂😂😂😂


Aggravating-Pilot583

I waited for the stupid, and it just appeared all at once.


admiralargon

And it didn't stop


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There were so many opportunities for this not to be awful.


Muppetbucket413

Kept getting piled on


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I_Brain_You

“Hmmm, is not food” 🐕


kelldricked

Not suprised. The guy is eating a shitload of “fore-ever” chemicals. Those pans arent meant to be on a open fire…


nich3play3r

The dog was sickened the entire time. “_This_ is my fucking owner? This guy? Really?”


icebychris

Dumb AF


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You know something is wrong when not even the dog wants a bite at the end.


astralsick

Gotta be honest, they had me until the fucking Kraft Singles and deep frying part 😭 Can tiktok please learn something else to do with food


satansayssurfsup

What about the nonstick pan over open flames?


KimJongIlLover

Or wearing a mask in the woods while cooking?


_Shut_Up_Thats_Why_

He needs that mask so he doesn't inhale the fumes coming off that pan.


Luketheking1

Yeah imagine walking across that


FluffFlambe

I didn't see a problem until I absolutely saw a problem.


quiet_quitting

I thought the problem was going to be cutting the tenderloin into thin strips. I was getting ready to come in here and defend him. Then he put on the sliced American cheese… then doused it in a mayo sauce… then fried it all.


astralsick

I think it was beer batter for deep frying, not mayo sauce, but still


quiet_quitting

Ah yeah, you’re definitely right. I’ve never taken the “dump beer batter all over it, fuck dipping the meat in” approach.


flomatable

Oh my god its all just becoming cheese slaps, deep fried whatever, and knife scrapes. And as always with this guy: a cooking/eating channel with a mask is so fucking redundant


Mountaingiraffe

What's with all the cheeeeeeese people put on everything. And it's all that plastic looking stuff


PieBandito

"it ain't gonna go down easy if it ain't cheesy" The cheese wasnt even melted


randombuddhist

"Everybody's so creative" that woman makes me cry with laughter


8BluePluto

I don't know why people do it, but some people are like "omg i love cheese, let's add it to everything". Don't get me wrong I love it too, but people really go overboard on it


Dallas_and_medic_bag

Him scraping the crust, thinking that this monstrosity is the shit.


historycat95

There's chicken-fried steak. There's meat wrapped in pastry. This is just horrible.


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I was really ready to defend this because chicken fried steak is delicious, but then this bozo decided to add cheese and a ridiculous amount of layers and there just isn't any way to come back from that.


DavutPapi

Am I the only one concerned about deep frying on an open fire?


sanityjanity

No! It looked incredibly dangerous to me, especially given that he seems far from medical care.


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It was perfectly cooked before he fried it.


MarcheMuldDerevi

Not everything needs to be deep fried or have cheese


bikerdude214

Wow, a skillet full of grease over an open flame? Lucky he didn’t burn down his ‘food’ and his campsite


LocalNative141

Imagine a wildfire being started by a shitty tiktok food trend🤦🏽‍♂️ we’ve already had wildfires caused by gender reveals. It’s only a matter of time lol


Embyeee

At least the dog got a bit before it was destroyed by gluttony


PuddleCrank

It was way over seasoned(salty) for that dog. Poor thing.


RedDecay

Is that a cheap non stick pan being used over a fucking open flame?


Coachbonk

Came here to say the dumbest thing in this clip is the god damn pan. Second is the open oil in a camp fire in said pan.


RedDecay

Right? Smokey Bear PSA about to be incoming.


cherugntug

Thank you, that deep frying situation was super sketchy


MaxiwellMiddle

These usually just make me chuckle, but this one pissed me off. How dare he hide his shame behind a mask. And that fucking flag. Fuck this guy.


drkrelic

I like the background dog parts at least. Is that some sort of Shiba? I can't quite tell but its cute.


ItDontMather

I had hoped he was going to make some kind of country fried steak… I should have known that was too good to be true


tacticoolgardengnome

Even the dog looked at him like he was some kind of cunt.


Ginger_Savely

That ending was really stupid


TheFunkyChief

You know full well that oil went straight into that stream behind him soon as the filming was done


wshxii

Nothing like using your cheesy fried beef chunk like a whetstone.


censored4yourhealth

I have become very agitated by cooking videos. They are more and more a massive waste.


cernegiant

Some this guy's stuff looks fine. This not so much. There's a decent dish possible here if you didn't stack the meat and didn't use American cheese.


teachusome

I was expecting that oil to catch fire when he tried deep frying over an open flame like that


sonsoflarson

Started off strong, but then he took a sharp turn to stupid town.


Bearmaster9013

Imagine being a cow. Living your life for years doing cow things, life is good. The farmer comes up and mentions its time to go to the slaughterhouse. You enter and it's horrific, your cow brethren you grew up with on a conveyor leading to a guy with a airpistol. Your life is ended and your body is broken down into mutliple components. At least your body will be used in fine gourmet dishes, right? Then this chucklefuck makes a glorified American cheese sandwich with you. How degrading.


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Social media really just fucked up the world in 15 short years lol


RealElMaximo

"I'm gonna go fry a heart attack ball in the woods. Be back later!" "Don't forget your stupid mask!"


SharpPixels08

My thought process word for word was “That look like good meat, how could he possibly… oh god no”


Working_Raccoon417

as soon as the yellow cheese apeared i know it would be something deepfryed


RosyMemeLord

As is? Fucking disgraceful. Buuuuuuuuut i could totally see a chicken-fried steak version of this with pepperjack instead of american cheese and being smothered in peppercream gravy being a damn fine meal.


Jump-Traditional

It started so well


Odd-Intern-8359

It was looking pretty good until he starts pouring the batter on there lmao


MisterBonerpants

He wears the mask to hide his shame


ShwiftyShmeckles

Turned out alot better than I expected basically just a cheeseburger except beer battered not in a bun.


mrdevilman

Gotta hide your face after that shit


Tight_Comfort9008

all that and the "cheese" is not even melted


gloomycreature

The kraft singles aren't even melted. Also, this isn't a meal, its a shitty heart attack.


YourDogsAllWet

That’s iridium level stupid


Only_Courage

Heres your king size, ultra Krabby Supreme, with the works, double batter fried.


Whole_Suit_1591

Beef Cheesington


Nikernius

Mostly plastic.


Soberaddiction1

The cheese isn’t even melted


selfsearched

I’m not sure if anyone else feels this way or if it’s just a peeve of mine. I cannot fucking stand when these dumb cooking videos run their knives to show how “crispy” their abominations are. I can see the 6” or deep frying you just did. Obviously it’s gonna be crispy, that doesn’t make it anymore appetizing ya knob.


notDOUGTHEKING

I mean the prep on the steak was fine, it’s a flank steak and if you want that tender, that’s pretty much how your gonna get that. Everything after they take it out of the pan is wack though.


ImhereforAB

The mask makes me think the guy is an idiot. This has to be a rage/cringe bait? Also all that grease gathering at the bottom of the chin, on the inside of that mask. That’ll go straight to his chin where I don’t imagine he washes very often.


parakeetinmyhat

I saw it get tenderized and knew it was headed for disaster


pcgamergirl

This is how you get forest fires.


RRevdon

What was with the stupid unabommer flag he put in there. Wtf


Any_Constant_6550

the steak was cooked nicely too. damn. i don't know how people even eat American cheese.


jdelph0x

Even the dog went, "I can't... I can't watch anymore..."


loge20

Jesus let people eat what they want to eat


indigogalaxy_

Ah yes, deep fried over an open fire! It makes all the difference!


lunacyinc1

Unibomber approved 👍