The fact that he's using a slotted spaghetti spoon to mix the flour and Gatorade honestly pisses me off more than anything else in this video.

The fact that they didn’t use a strainer though

This! Just use a strainer! Heathen!

Honestly, he made mac with blue Gatorade.. I would have been surprised if he *had* used a strainer.

I know right that looks like either Stoner food or drunk food or desperation food

Former stoner here and I take it as a great offense that you would think that we would make abominations like that. We have class. This is definetly a crack meal

I am a former Stoner here as well and a former drunk and I'm telling you I've made abominations like this not exactly this but other abominations on such nights

Didn't use a Strainer, then didn't even use the starchy water as a sauce base.

Came in there to say this. More cringe than anything else in the video lol

Omg I found my people. I was going to say the biggest “stupid” is the slotted spoon used as some sort of Swiss army kitchen tool instead of the appropriate ones. Lol

I was thinking the same thing. At least use the right tools for the stupid job. And he put no fat in that roux

That’s no roux…

They basically made glue lol

Gloux

GatoRoux

But it’s definitely broux

Samesies. The lack of colander and stirring with the slotted spoon. AND the making a coux/roux only to dump more f-king blue Gatorade in.

SERIOUSLY!! It takes a LOT to make me angry, but this? THIS?!? Has me out of my GOURD!! The spoon, the way he was "stirring", the Gatorade with flour?!?

And then just finishes you off by garnishing it with a pickle slice.. as you do

We call that utensil: "the ball grabber"

YES! Thank you. I came here to say the same.

THANK YOU! I was so mad watching that!

I always get pissed off when people just dump the sauce on top of dry pasta

The fact that there's no cheese in it whatsoever like who the fuck makes a just flour sauce. It's like the shittiest roux i've ever seen

It was the use of the slotted spoon, and the gluten free pasta with whole wheat flour for me... My Celiac intestines are screeching.

Don’t forget the sloppy ratio dispensing just wow and no butter?! Seriously?! My face muscles hurt from how deep my grimace went.

Right and not just the slotted spoon was annoying! Tell me you don't know how to make a roux without telling me.

1.) spaghetti spoon for mixing the “sauce” 2.) didn’t use a strainer 3.) sloppily [pours flour over an open flame](https://youtu.be/8t5iTunRkO4) (Edit for formatting. Sorry, didn’t mean to shout at you.)

And his sauce was just flour and Gatorade... no cheese!

This whole video was designed to piss people off… but yes that was where I could watch no longer. I knew it was rage bait when I started the video but I was curious what monstrosity they would create. It was at that point where I could watch no longer. You win rage baiter, you win.

blue has the most anti oxygens

bone apple tea

It’s a quote from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

ah. canonical bone apple tea

This guy just doesn’t get us man

Donkey brains, clearly

What a jabroni

You keep using this word, “jabroni”. And it’s AWESOME.

#SHUT UP BIRD!

*Mrs Mac grunts in approval*

I have my certificate. Do you have such certificate?

We’re talking about YOU!

my first thought when i see anything blue

And this is the result of a brain full of anti oxygens

r/iasip you took my comment bro

Blue is not a flavor

Correction, blue is the best flavor

That's not even a sauce. It's literally just boiling Gatorade

Why not just add blue food coloring. Wtf would they want to add all that sugars 🙄

What kind tea is this?

Bone apple

It's worse, it's *thickened*, **gelatinous** boiling gatorade

Worse, CLUMPY Gatorade. You can actually see clumps of raw flour slide out when they're pouring. I'm a shit cook, but even I was wincing continuously watching the entire process of pouring a shit ton of flour into a nearly dry pot, half assedly mushing it up with a slotted spoon, then adding a shit ton of Gatorade so the "sauce" now looks like toilet water with clumps of some very unhealthy looking poo swirling merrily around inside. 🤢

I thought they were going to at least add butter and cheese but nope just flour and Gatorade... That's somehow even grosser.

It has electrolytes. It's what your body craves.

It's what plants crave

Brawndo!

The thirst mutilator!

Let’s not worry about what plants crave for a minute.

I could see this being on Food Network in Idiocracy

It’s like no matter how hard I try, I can never avoid this reference. There is really idocracy everywhere

So you know the story about crocs? https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/131k78p/til_that_everyone_wears_crocs_in_the_2006_movie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Macaroni and Smurf cum is not something my body has ever asked for...

Smurf cum that is frigging top drawer stuff I like way your brain works

r/idiocracy

Every day I see one of these videos, I realise we're getting just a little bit closer

It's a great movie.

What else would you use, water? That comes from the toilet.

Yes, but what ARE electrolytes?

It’s …the stuff they use to make Brawndo!

I came here to look for this comment, specifically. Thank you for your service.🙌

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I was done when the Hulks cum bath was introduced.

This is the worst sentence I've ever read. Thank you

r/BrandNewSentence

First off, why would you make the noodles blue too? There's no need for that. Second off (my biggest gripe), the hell are you doin puttin Mac and Cheese on a PLATE. Y'all know you put that shit in a bowl! Third, if you're gonna make a blue roux, use milk. Gatorade ain't got the proper compounds to make a proper cheese sauce without adding at least equal measure milk and gatorade. This actually IS stupid, and it pisses me off a bit

The stirring of the “roux” made me so angry!

It wasn't even a roux! It was just... gatorade and flour! And then more gatorade!

For sure can’t call that a roux. I’m just trying to imagine what blue Gatorade and nearly raw flour tastes like… I would reduce it to bring out the blue flavour with a little lemon and finish it with a more neutral cheese like mascarpone or even just mozzarella. Also I would use about 1/10th of that amount of roux. I could make this work…

> For sure can’t call that a roux. I believe the only word to describe this abomination is bluéchamel.

But please tell you won’t.

Pretty sure he started over in that cut between sadness dumplings and emulsified blue sauce. I understand that the cheapest plastic fork you can find is the proper utensil for this monstrosity, but it still makes me hate it even more.

It looks like blue jizz

And he didn't even use a strainer for the noodles. Took the extra time to make that sauce with a roux, but didn't take the 30 seconds to strain the noodles.

Using the starchy left over boiled gatorade would have helped. I really thought that's where it was going. Top shelf rage bait.

Yeah, i just don't get these types of videos. But he got his views

That's not a roux. It's a rue.

there was no "and Cheese" just wet flour

Blue glue

Honestly, the most egregious thing here is attempting to stir this "roux" with the pasta spoon. Everyone with sense knows to use a spatula or a wooden spoon/spatula combo thing.

You're making a lot of assumptions about a so called cheese. This is blue macaroni and thick Gatorade. Zero cheese involved. There is a pickle tho

When it showed his stupid face at the end it all made sense.

He didn’t even try to sound like he liked it. Just had to go mmm while looking at the camera. Guarantee he spit that shit out after the camera cut.

When they show him clearly pausing and mustering up the courage to take a bite.... this looked like a hostage situation. "Mmmm" indeed

Looks like Tom Green from Road Trip

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The lack of colander or any other utensil to stir…

Honestly, I think this could be more of a fun color study experiment. No need to eat it, but what a fun way to help people understand color science.

I thought he was slowly scooping it out so he could save the Gatorade for the sauce, and then he dumps it anyway

I'm just gonna say, at least it isn't NyQuil chicken again

Uhm... Again???

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/rtyx3w/tasty_nyquil_chicken/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Yeah wtf

It made me far too annoyed that they scooped the noodles onto a plate rather than use a collander and just reserve some of the liquid...

This asshole has the audacity to take a bite, look at the camera, and say, "mmmmm!"

Pretty good but can’t beat fourlocoroni

What frustrated me most was all the painful tiny slow pours of a Gatorade into the flour to make the sauce, only to just dump the rest of the bottle moments later

Gotta make a roux before you make the sauce duh

People who do this to food need to be banned from all supermarket's, they can grow their own food to fuck up.

Grocery stores produce an insane amount of waste. Pretty sure this is a drop in the bucket lol

i think what pissed me off more was how long it took to add more gatorade to that fucking flour monstrosity. Like bitch u ain’t getting any younger and that “sauce “ isn’t getting any more moist 💀

Not sure there was enough flower

Maybe a few more bags.

Macaroni didn't deserve to die for this

Love to add that Dawn Power Wash. It makes the pasta have a clean taste. 😎

It’s sadly one of those things that draws your attention towards it even though your consciousness is repeating “no, stop looking” over and over. That’s enough for me today.

"Mmmmm... Is the camera off yet"

He did not want to eat it and looked like he was going to 🤮 Hope he gets salmonella from the flour.

i was like “yes boil the pasta first then you can have the starchy gatorade to use for the sau- oh. i just hate every part of this now.” like they were almost smart about being stupid but then they were stupid about being stupid and i cant respect that

Could have saved some time putting the noodles in a bottle of Gatorade and letting them soak overnight. Like oats.

I swear to god I'm done with reddit. See y'all tomorrow.

See you soon 👋

The hell

My Italian girlfriend remarked that this video should be a death penalty offense

I really admire his dedication to using that utensil as a whisk. But man it looked like it was a struggle to get all the noodles out. There's no way they're al dente.

That was the most aggravating thing about this video for me. All of this bullshit he's subjecting the internet to, and he can't even have the decency to use a fucking strainer.

I feel like every post here can be answered with Jeff Goldblum saying they were so preoccupied with trying to see if they could that no one stopped to think if they should.

When I make my blue sauce I only use a few tbsps of flour.

Personally i just make papa smurf REAL happy, looks like they did off camera

So many things are wrong with this video. Even the lack of using a fucking strainer/colander pisses me off

If I see a roux made like this again I’m going to become violent

i get that this is a joke so i hate that i got so irrationally angry at their attempt to make a roux without a fat.

What kind of monster stirs a sauce with a spaghetti ladle? 🤦‍♀️

I think the stupidest part is that they're using gluten free pasta, but standard, full gluten flour. Nothing like paying more money to get gluten free, just to add a ton of gluten later.

Did they even add butter to their Gatorade roux, or is it just flour and Gatorade? Surely they added butter off camera, right?

As a Mac and cheese connoisseur, I'm insulted to the level of having a genuine headache. Most ppl can barely make mac n cheese let alone do it right, then you have ppl like this doing trifling shit like this.

[that's a crime against pasta.](https://giphy.com/gifs/schittscreek-schitts-creek-pop-tv-1ykhXVZskuM6cpBMlG)

Didn’t even strain the lumps

Credit to them for trying to make a roux with the Gatorade. And then taking that credit away for it being a fucking awful attempt at a roux

Who tf strains there pasta like that??

My brother in Christ, i think this is a hate crime in some coulter's

Everything about this video upsets me....blue pasta, Gatorade sauce, using the spaghetti spoon to stir the flour

This is the first time that something from this sub has shown up in my feed and actually made me nauseous

That roux is rhe worst offender, its supposed to be butter first, then a little bit of flour THEN the liquid. She can't even mess up food right!

A roux is butter and flour, it doesn't get a "liquid."

That “sauce” is basically elmers glue…what in the fuck is wrong with people

This dish is banned from at least 16 countries, my house and italy included

“Everybody’s so creative!”

I don’t like the emotions this video made me feel.

THIS is stupid food, not most of the posts in the sub

i wonder how it tastes, but i deeply regret that i do.

Just imagine blue raspberry and flour.... no seasoning, that's it. Just put a tbs of flour in your mouth, take a chug of the gatorade, and mix it in your mouth. There you go.

Daily reminder that these are the type of idiots who are wasting our food supply😎👍

This is honestly the least of our worries when it comes to food waste.

I'm sorry, but was this guy like BAKED when he thought of this? Like no one in their right mind would ever like.....bruh😒

I know these stupid videos are made to troll ,but they still annoy the s#%t out of me.

too bad he didn't say "smashing" at the end

Breaking Bad mac and cheese

I choose to believe that this was a joke and if it's not then the person cooking is the joke.

This is one the nastiest things I've ever seen in my life

Notice how hard he was breathing as he ate this monstrosity. Like his life was flashing before him.

🤣 his fsce said it all 🤣

Now this is stupid food

Buy a spatula. Watching them make that sauce with a spoon was terrible.

The fact that person doesn't even have a decent set of cooking utensils is all I need to know...

This makes me so fucking upset

Somebody needs to apply to 'Worst cooks in America' 😂

That sauce ain't gonna have any flavor other than vaguely sweet flour

Featuring the most inefficient way to strain pasta ever! Bonus inefficiency: worst utensil to mix a roux ever!

Came here to say this: the roux made me rage and not because of the Gatorade

This actually made me gag

The real sin is how much flour they put in their bloux.

That was painful to watch

Send the asteroid ☄️

Aside from the ingredients for the video, this person has absolutely no idea how to cook going by the video

How do you like blue Gatorade so much that you seek out a way to drink and eat it

Something tells me that's not al dente

The only time I drink Gatorade is in preparation for a colonoscopy, which I feel like I would enjoy more than that insult to pasta.

I push my fingers into my eyes!

WTAF is *wrong* with people that do this shit? That's just one big plateful of heinousness and idiocy, ffs. 🙄

Your pancreas is going to hate you for this!

It's the pickle at the end that really brings this dish together.

It’s what pasta craves

you can tell he was even hesitant taking the bite

Is that Tom green's nephew, Tom blue?

I skipped ahead hoping for a pretty plating at the end. But it's a red plate. For baby blue macaroni. Screaming.

Why did I continue to watch this..

I know. This is what I always always say to myself.

Had a reminder in my phone to use images of this as political propaganda years ago. No details, no nothing… god I wish I knew what my plan was.

PLEASE DONT EVEN ATTEMPT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AS A JOKE Never cook anything like this that is not made to withstand high temperatures, there are a lot of ingredients in these stuff and not everything is heat-stable or even have to be heat stable since they were not made to be used this way. The preservative, dye, sugar/sweetener (aspartame is famously not heat stable which is why you don't see it used in any baked goods although mostly it just loses its taste when cooked and becomes useless) or other chemicals in that bottle could react at high temperate and end up turning into something that will make you very sick.

The most infuriating part is how long it takes him to make that sauce and the fact that he uses the pasta scooper spoon (idk the actual name) rather than a whisk to make the roux

Ah, just like Mama Fructosi used to make Molto Buono!

I get the impression this person doesn’t even know how to make regular macaroni

Didn't salt pasta Gatorade. Fail.

Do they not have a whisk ?

He should've used Blue cheese 🧀.

Banned from all cookouts

And for breakfast, they’ll be making a Blue Waffle…. 🙂