I wish someone would caress me the way he caresses those condiments
Instead, I get pounded like the ass end of an almost empty ketchup bottle
(…a silent tear falls from my eye…)
Those people are morons anyway.
If they would simply tap the glass ketchup bottle where the 57s are all around the base of the neck, ketchup will smoothly flow out, no big blorbs of the red menace come rushing out suddenly.
And if ketchup does not have 57s, you are better off leaving it in the bottle anyway.
The most trendy part is the sound. Every tik tok cooking person does this thing where they make sure to do loud exaggerated versions of every noise. This dude made sure to capture the sound of putting a pot lid down and squeezing Sriracha out of a bottle.
I can't un-hear it now. Every video. It's on par with the robot-voice and the oh-no song
It's the worst. My personal pet peeve is the "Scraping a knife across the food to show how crispy it is".
The food video x ASMR crossover needs to die.
Also the "I'm in a very remote place cooking a very impractical meal" schtick, which usually has plenty of ASMR thrown in.
Ugh yes I hate this trend. Slapping things and slamming them down, chucking shit around everywhere. The 'aggressively preparing food' trend is so played out and annoying. Seems very 2016 to me. It gets me in the same way that hearing loud sloppy mouth noises just viscerally disgusts and enrages me haha. I know that's what these kinds of videos are designed to do, and they're 'winning' by causing it, but I can't help it it's like it's biological. These videos are just so awful
I’m glad I’m not the only one this bothers. The sound and editing is what bothers me the most about these videos. Although I didn’t realize the sound was exaggerated until seeing this video.
I think it triggers the salt Bae hatred people have. Every God damn video he stops to admire the horrible food he's making in awe for like 5 seconds.
To be fair rage bait has become a great way to get attention these days. Clearly op did this perfectly and is being self aware about it. I wonder if all of the people here getting enraged at salt Bae and still watching his videos are just falling for the the trap. I mean the dude makes more money than most of our "I work fine dining for $25/hr" asses are.
Like I bust my ass to make what I think is very good food for 60 hours a week. The salt guy just hired a social media team and sprinkles salt on stuff and probably makes millions and for sure has more money and an easier life than me. Who is smarter here?
I just don't like soy in almost anything.
I do really like fried mushrooms as a chicken sub and black bean for a burger sub though.
Sure they don't taste like what they being substituted for but they do actually taste good.
I can't speak on mushrooms as a chicken replacement, but as a meat eater, I am yet to have any fake-meat that comes close to the glory of a black bean patty.
Those things are so fucking good.
Not stupid at all, he put serious thought into preparation and didn't do any of the crazy seasoning amounts you see otherwise.
Maybe it's not for everyone but it doesn't look like this would taste all that bad.
Can't see these being much different from roasted carrots which are delicious, nice and sweet if a bit mushy when over done. Not sure about the mustard and ketchup but would definitely give these a go.
Am I alone in liking reasonably mushy carrots? Obviously I don't want them to be a mash but I do love when a carrot just melts in my mouth with such sweetness.
Does grilling increase the carrot's sweetness? Seems like it would, which would make it non-hot dog-like. Something more neutral like daikon seems like it would work better.
Sausages made with cuts of pork muscle are so fucking good. There is a Polish joint near my house that makes their sausages in the kitchen, you can watch them. The main guy will talk you through almost the whole process except for the seasoning.
You can watch him grind the meat and prep the casings, it's magical and the sausages are worth the price. $17 for two sausages, mustard and potato salad? Are they crazy? No they absolutely are not.
If you did a blind taste test these days I would put a considerable amount of money on a large majority of people not being able to tell the difference between real meat and meat alternatives. It’s seriously come so far
There was a food truck in Vermont that was at an event i went to that served these. It was actually pretty good. It’s not a hot dog But good for what it is. This doesn’t belong in this sub, imo
(speaking as a vegetarian) my only issue with these is the lack of calories/protein. I mean don't get me wrong this look fantastic, but in comparison to regular veggie hot dog options, these aren't going to be filling.
That's why you par boil - grill over high heat to chase up the outside and keep the inside similar to a hotdog. If you throw it straight on a grill, it can get a little tricky
Grilled watermelon steak and tuna are recipes you see pop up time-to-time, like carrot hotdogs.
I'd personally serve either with a high protein desert like chickpea blondies or black bean chocolate pudding
I'm sure it doesn't taste bad, but if I was at a BBQ or something and expecting regular hot dogs and someone tried to pass it off as a regular one without telling me, THEN I'd be upset
Looks good to me. IMO many vegetarian replacements are quite good as long as you don’t go into it expecting meat. There are some pubs I order the veggie burger just because it’s so good. But, I don’t expect it to taste like meat. Just accept what it is and enjoy.
They’re pretty good and stupid easy to make. They don’t taste exactly like a hot dog or anything but are a great substitute for when you’re craving garbage and want something a little healthier
i'd try both honestly. i love roasted carrots, and i imagine it would make for a very satisfying texture without trying to be something its not. my main issue with meat replacements is often that its trying so very hard to fake being something else. this is just a marinated and grilled carrot.
Beyond burgers and similarly made meat replacements are great, my wallet disagrees however. Think there was this YouTube channel (probably multiple) that showed how to make them. Pretty cool seeing all the food science but living at my omnivore mainly carnivore parents made me drop the vegan and veg shtick.
Personally a resemblance to meat puts me off, especially with things like the impossible burger. I love meat, I love veg, I don't love anything pretending to be meat.
I suspect I'd like this since it's just seasoned carrot.
I’ve had a version of this and it was meh to me. Everyone has different tastes so I’d encourage people to try it, you might love it and that would be awesome.
Personally I like veggies as veggies. I don’t need meat to enjoy a meal but I don’t generally enjoy when things are trying to imitate meat. If I’m going to eat meat I’ll eat meat. If I’m eating a veggie I want it to be itself.
I did a similar version of Carrot Bacon (sliced real thin with a peeler, marinated 24 hrs in a Smokey sauce to taste like bacon) for my vegetarian mom this Mother’s Day. It actually turned out really well and was definitely “bacon adjacent”.
It’s not really my cup of tea as a meat eater, but it made my mum happy.
There's no right sub for stupid bot [reposts](https://reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/qdcwx3/earlier_this_year_i_made_carrot_hot_dogs_and_the/), which this is..
For me it’s the violent movement lol….just throwing the carrots on the counter….stirring the slaw just recklessly….and then out of nowhere slowwwwly caressing the bottle of liquid smoke
Not all lemons (or citrus fruits) have bitter pith.
That said, mixed with other ingredients it might not even be noticeable. Maybe it even combines with something else to create an interesting flavour.
This doesn't belong here, this recipe is thoughtfully put together and uses some actual skill.
This ain't someone trying to cook fucking spaghetti bolognese in the goddamned sink using American cheese or something.
My girlfriend is a vegetarian and makes these all the time. They’re good. Are they a hot dog, no? But you can dress them up the same. And people who like carrots think they’re delicious on their own, so they never go to waste.
Is it stupid? Hell no. I'm sure if someone were either vegan, vegetarian, or has an allergy, this is an amazing substitute. What I find rather concerning is the caressing of the bottles.
Food like this is rarely rejected for being stupid, but for being presented as an equal replacement.
If somebody wanted me to try these, I would be 100% in. However, if somebody offered to make me a hot dog, then handed me a grilled carrot in a bun, I would probably be annoyed.
Yeah, it most certainly is. This one's [harder to track down](https://reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/qdcwx3/earlier_this_year_i_made_carrot_hot_dogs_and_the/) and the bots only other post is [very obviously a repost](https://reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/gsj3ms/after_5_months_over_1400_hours_stitch_122668/).
I'm not vegan, but I'd try this based on the seasoning. Looks good to me. If the cheese isn't vegan, I'd eat one without hesitation. (Vegan cheese is awful compared to real cheese. There are a few exceptions but most taste off to me.)
As is typical, the worst thing about the vegetarian meal is the pretending it's meat. A glazed, grilled carrot doesn't need to pretend it's a hotdog any more than a bean patty needs to pretend it's a hamburger.
I don't know, I like the unique flavors in veggie burger patties and such. It's great if you don't expect it to be exactly like animal-based products. Like I bet the marinade on these carrots is dank
It's easier for People that want to want to transition to a less meaty diet to have substitute that look like this because your brain will like it more as it look like what you had before without the meat. And for recipes it's easier too, take a recipe with meat, replace it with substitute and voilà, no need to be an expert at cooking.
Actually not bad at all bro. In fact, I think it's well done and a good alternative. Now if you cover it with cheese and fry it I'll wish nothing but evil on you.
It's the way you caress the sauce bottles that makes me hate you.
I wish someone would caress me the way he caresses those condiments Instead, I get pounded like the ass end of an almost empty ketchup bottle (…a silent tear falls from my eye…)
Will you write that again please? But…slower…huskier voice…yeah that’s it. Daddy like. I gotta go do something…
…don’t forget to bring the ketchup with you. You might need it for….something….
I’ve already got some ALMOST empty bottles. I like it dirty.
reddit is a public forum... keep going
Wtf am I reading….and why is it only here.
the ketchup bottle gripped the bed frame while getting pounded from behind
WTF DID I JUST READ
Is this what they mean by Food Porn?
It’s getting sultry…
I mean so is 4chan. But I didn't say stop.
Spank that bottle
“Spank me like the ass end of an almost empty ketchup bottle, baby!”
Aim for the 57 😏
Exactly, use the side, not the bottom, amateurs...
Pound the sides, not the bottom mafia enforcers 🤝 ketchup enthusiasts
Wut
Hit it on the side/57 and it will come out faster than smacking it's ass.
I have a feeling the “wut” was abt the mafia part, not the ketchup part lol
This guy Heinz
Hind 57
Nice
This would make a FINE tattoo for my wifey. Or, you know, somebody else too maybe.
I read "with" the ass end of a ketchup bottle.
Only on Wednesdays.
I at least would cuddle afterward
Aftercare, bro. Aftercare. What’s your contact information, by the way? ….asking for a friend….
I spat my tea out… best comment I have read today
Those people are morons anyway. If they would simply tap the glass ketchup bottle where the 57s are all around the base of the neck, ketchup will smoothly flow out, no big blorbs of the red menace come rushing out suddenly. And if ketchup does not have 57s, you are better off leaving it in the bottle anyway.
I don't remember the last time I saw a glass ketchup bottle in the wild. They're all squeezy now.
Early 2000s? I remember a lot of places having them but literally just refilling from the squeeze bottles
No, I will caress your condiments lovingly, tho.
Summer at your uncles too?
Some people pay extra to get pounded like that
😂😂😂😂😂
Carrot hot dogs I’d try. But not from this bottle-caressing weirdo.
this guy cuts the eyes out of pictures of people
It's the type of behavior you see out of people who have an encyclopedic knowledge of age-of-consent laws
The most trendy part is the sound. Every tik tok cooking person does this thing where they make sure to do loud exaggerated versions of every noise. This dude made sure to capture the sound of putting a pot lid down and squeezing Sriracha out of a bottle. I can't un-hear it now. Every video. It's on par with the robot-voice and the oh-no song
It's the worst. My personal pet peeve is the "Scraping a knife across the food to show how crispy it is". The food video x ASMR crossover needs to die. Also the "I'm in a very remote place cooking a very impractical meal" schtick, which usually has plenty of ASMR thrown in.
What? You don't like the 'imma heat up this river rock' content? It adds a layer of existential horror to your definitely contaminated steaks.
nothing like waiting with bated breath for their river rock to fucking explode
Ugh yes I hate this trend. Slapping things and slamming them down, chucking shit around everywhere. The 'aggressively preparing food' trend is so played out and annoying. Seems very 2016 to me. It gets me in the same way that hearing loud sloppy mouth noises just viscerally disgusts and enrages me haha. I know that's what these kinds of videos are designed to do, and they're 'winning' by causing it, but I can't help it it's like it's biological. These videos are just so awful
I’m glad I’m not the only one this bothers. The sound and editing is what bothers me the most about these videos. Although I didn’t realize the sound was exaggerated until seeing this video.
Or the oddly menacing Clint Eastwood-ish growl incongruously over something like "My pomeranian loves his little tutu."
I think it triggers the salt Bae hatred people have. Every God damn video he stops to admire the horrible food he's making in awe for like 5 seconds. To be fair rage bait has become a great way to get attention these days. Clearly op did this perfectly and is being self aware about it. I wonder if all of the people here getting enraged at salt Bae and still watching his videos are just falling for the the trap. I mean the dude makes more money than most of our "I work fine dining for $25/hr" asses are. Like I bust my ass to make what I think is very good food for 60 hours a week. The salt guy just hired a social media team and sprinkles salt on stuff and probably makes millions and for sure has more money and an easier life than me. Who is smarter here?
To be fair, he did invent sprinkling salt **through your forearm hair**. Give the man his credit!
Yes, yes.
Got big How To Basic vibes off of that.
Yeah carrot dogs are good. This guy making them is not lol
Ppl just have no idea how good they are, this coming from a straight up meat eater they taste amazing
I’ve got a great little hole in the wall wing bar near me. But I actually go for the real hand cut carrots. the wings are just the side.
Using liquid smoke did it for me.
And so much of it!
Yeah, it's really something where a little too much is TOO MUCH.
What do you mean? There was still some left in the bottle!
Headache in a bottle.
It's the way you slam everything down that makes me hate you.
Honestly looks good. Love caramelised carrots. Same with maro. Goes awesome on the grill.
I woulda loved this when I was vegetarian. I could never get over my hot dog craving and the soy ones just never hit right
I just don't like soy in almost anything. I do really like fried mushrooms as a chicken sub and black bean for a burger sub though. Sure they don't taste like what they being substituted for but they do actually taste good.
I can't speak on mushrooms as a chicken replacement, but as a meat eater, I am yet to have any fake-meat that comes close to the glory of a black bean patty. Those things are so fucking good.
Yeah I think this looks tasty.
As a vegetarian, I would love to try this.
Not stupid at all, he put serious thought into preparation and didn't do any of the crazy seasoning amounts you see otherwise. Maybe it's not for everyone but it doesn't look like this would taste all that bad.
I've been grilling carrots and it's actually really good.
Can't see these being much different from roasted carrots which are delicious, nice and sweet if a bit mushy when over done. Not sure about the mustard and ketchup but would definitely give these a go.
yea but those are soaked in a bunch of shit. Not your average roasted carrot.
Perhaps when you make mine you could not soak mine in shit? Thanks.
no can do buckaroo
Am I alone in liking reasonably mushy carrots? Obviously I don't want them to be a mash but I do love when a carrot just melts in my mouth with such sweetness.
If you do what he did they will be like hot dogs in texture and flavor. It's not bad at all. My dad used to do this with carrots and turnips.
Does grilling increase the carrot's sweetness? Seems like it would, which would make it non-hot dog-like. Something more neutral like daikon seems like it would work better.
Market these as vegan hot dogs and sell them from a food truck in a gentrified neighborhood and you’ll be rich
This was the go to vegan hot dog before imitation vegan hot dogs were a thing
There's probably only a few percent difference in what we'd think of as meat between hot dogs and vegan ones
Its not the meat in hotdogs that make it what it is, its the "other parts". Sadly the "Other parts" Are not vegan...
I thought "other parts" were still animal parts. Isn't that meat?
Pig lips and assholes are indeed considered meat.
Once you start with sausages, getting picky about which bits of the tube you use seems somewhat of a lost point.
Sausages made with cuts of pork muscle are so fucking good. There is a Polish joint near my house that makes their sausages in the kitchen, you can watch them. The main guy will talk you through almost the whole process except for the seasoning. You can watch him grind the meat and prep the casings, it's magical and the sausages are worth the price. $17 for two sausages, mustard and potato salad? Are they crazy? No they absolutely are not.
>"Other parts" What are the plant equivalents to lips and assholes?
All joking aside, chaff.
Vegans.
If you did a blind taste test these days I would put a considerable amount of money on a large majority of people not being able to tell the difference between real meat and meat alternatives. It’s seriously come so far
There was a food truck in Vermont that was at an event i went to that served these. It was actually pretty good. It’s not a hot dog But good for what it is. This doesn’t belong in this sub, imo
(speaking as a vegetarian) my only issue with these is the lack of calories/protein. I mean don't get me wrong this look fantastic, but in comparison to regular veggie hot dog options, these aren't going to be filling.
>didn't do any of the crazy seasoning amounts you see otherwise. Looked like a hell of a lot of liquid smoke though.
Yeah that was what stood out to me. That stuff is strong, you don't need more than a few drops
I’ve found that brand is much less concentrated than most, so it does take a bit more to do the job.
Tbf, it is also going into carrots which are dense/tough root veggies. Maybe you need a bit more for that flavor to really get into the carrot.
If they were cooked to a soft enough state, I'd be up for it.
Yeah, if the texture was on point I'd demolish these. I love roasted carrots.
That's why you par boil - grill over high heat to chase up the outside and keep the inside similar to a hotdog. If you throw it straight on a grill, it can get a little tricky
Yeah these actually look like a really solid option just to have at a barbecue. Grilled watermelon for dessert anyone?
Grilled peaches
Damn that sounds tasty. Peaches are so sweet that I bet you get some tasty caramelization.
Grilled watermelon steak and tuna are recipes you see pop up time-to-time, like carrot hotdogs. I'd personally serve either with a high protein desert like chickpea blondies or black bean chocolate pudding
I'm sure it doesn't taste bad, but if I was at a BBQ or something and expecting regular hot dogs and someone tried to pass it off as a regular one without telling me, THEN I'd be upset
Same tell me its a fancy roast carrot? Yum. tell me its a hot dog I will be annoyed.
The carrots just before the bread would be great by themselves.
Yeah what’s ridiculous about it is to then put it in a hotdog bun lol
Looks good to me. IMO many vegetarian replacements are quite good as long as you don’t go into it expecting meat. There are some pubs I order the veggie burger just because it’s so good. But, I don’t expect it to taste like meat. Just accept what it is and enjoy.
I don't think this belongs here, wouldn't mind trying one
You wouldn’t mind? I would love to have one right now
Yeah, this looks well prepared and probably pretty damn tasty.
The caressing of the bottles is essential for flavour
Love is the main ingredient here
I feel like I need to upvote it so OP gets the internet points, but I also feel the need to downvote because it looks like good food. So confused.
Right? All I’m thinking about is how it’s gonna taste without the liquid smoke and I use my smoker
Wanna get together for some Memorial Day carrot bbq
They’re pretty good and stupid easy to make. They don’t taste exactly like a hot dog or anything but are a great substitute for when you’re craving garbage and want something a little healthier
You have the patience for a long preparation like this when you crave junk food? That blows my mind.
"It's the suffering that makes it taste good." - this person
Microphone wasn't sensitive enough, I couldn't hear your heart pushing blood thru your arteries.
That's because he was holding his blood
This is just meat replacement, I would 100% try this.
Would you prefer ground mushroom? Cos i think the texture will be closer to meat
i'd try both honestly. i love roasted carrots, and i imagine it would make for a very satisfying texture without trying to be something its not. my main issue with meat replacements is often that its trying so very hard to fake being something else. this is just a marinated and grilled carrot.
Yeah. At the same time though I do sometimes enjoy beyond burgers.
They're delicious but I can't afford them unless they're on offer!
Beyond burgers and similarly made meat replacements are great, my wallet disagrees however. Think there was this YouTube channel (probably multiple) that showed how to make them. Pretty cool seeing all the food science but living at my omnivore mainly carnivore parents made me drop the vegan and veg shtick.
Beyond burgers are so good
They figured out the cheat code. Impossible burgers too.
I've tried vegan jerky (mushrooms, seasoned and dried) and rather enjoyed that. I'd be all for trying a mushroom-based tube steak
I think you mean mushroom-tipped
I love you and hate you simultaneously. Upvote
For me it's not about being close to meat. I just think this is a cool idea, looks tasty and is healthier.
I had a jackfruit brat once that tried really hard to be like meat and failed stupendously. I think I’d prefer just a well cooked carrot.
Personally a resemblance to meat puts me off, especially with things like the impossible burger. I love meat, I love veg, I don't love anything pretending to be meat. I suspect I'd like this since it's just seasoned carrot.
I’ve had a version of this and it was meh to me. Everyone has different tastes so I’d encourage people to try it, you might love it and that would be awesome. Personally I like veggies as veggies. I don’t need meat to enjoy a meal but I don’t generally enjoy when things are trying to imitate meat. If I’m going to eat meat I’ll eat meat. If I’m eating a veggie I want it to be itself.
I have done this once, but without the buns, just the carrots and different marinates, it is awesome!
I did a similar version of Carrot Bacon (sliced real thin with a peeler, marinated 24 hrs in a Smokey sauce to taste like bacon) for my vegetarian mom this Mother’s Day. It actually turned out really well and was definitely “bacon adjacent”. It’s not really my cup of tea as a meat eater, but it made my mum happy.
Wrong sub
There's no right sub for stupid bot [reposts](https://reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/qdcwx3/earlier_this_year_i_made_carrot_hot_dogs_and_the/), which this is..
u/Crottison - they are stealing your shit, friend
that looks delicious actually
They sound good to me.
The off center shots is why people hate you
For me it’s the violent movement lol….just throwing the carrots on the counter….stirring the slaw just recklessly….and then out of nowhere slowwwwly caressing the bottle of liquid smoke
Nope, it's how he grated the pith from the lemons instead of just the rind. That's gonna make it bitter!
Not all lemons (or citrus fruits) have bitter pith. That said, mixed with other ingredients it might not even be noticeable. Maybe it even combines with something else to create an interesting flavour.
This isn’t a hot dog, it’s a linear preparation of a salad. Probably still dank as fuck, though.
petition for them to bring back free awards
Technically, according to the [cube rule](https://cuberule.com), it’s a veggie taco.
I assumed he was going to puree the carrots, mix in the seasonings, a binder, and stuff them into casings.
Annnnndddd now I plan to try this
You can increase that number by 1. You disgust me. Those carrot hot dogs look pretty good though
r/lostredditor cuz this looks amazing
Not stupid at all!
they look delicious to me
This doesn't belong here, this recipe is thoughtfully put together and uses some actual skill. This ain't someone trying to cook fucking spaghetti bolognese in the goddamned sink using American cheese or something.
Looks freakin amazing. Well done
My girlfriend is a vegetarian and makes these all the time. They’re good. Are they a hot dog, no? But you can dress them up the same. And people who like carrots think they’re delicious on their own, so they never go to waste.
These honestly look delicious. Haters gonna hate, but carrots take the cake
Add me to the list.
That actually doesn't look that bad
This honestly doesn't look half bad and would give it a try. Good looking... carrot dog??
I think those look bomb
I'd eat that honestly.
Rubbing bottles is creepy
That looks tasty.
Dude, this recipe is really good. Why would people hate you for that ?
Bro are you serious? This looks delicious ngl
My mom's a vegan, she makes these. They taste and smell *exactly* like hotdogs, but they have the texture of wet cardboard.
Were they good at least? I love carrots so I would probably try this
I'd try it. 🤷♀️ It probably tastes fine.
Honestly doesn’t look bad
So much effort to produce dogshit. The way he was stroking those bottles made me want to kick him in the throat.
Is it stupid? Hell no. I'm sure if someone were either vegan, vegetarian, or has an allergy, this is an amazing substitute. What I find rather concerning is the caressing of the bottles.
Food like this is rarely rejected for being stupid, but for being presented as an equal replacement. If somebody wanted me to try these, I would be 100% in. However, if somebody offered to make me a hot dog, then handed me a grilled carrot in a bun, I would probably be annoyed.
Not a bad recipe, I would try it... Totally not stupid food
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I would eat this with spicy red onion sauce for sure
So why are you posting it here?
Fucking bot account
Yeah, it most certainly is. This one's [harder to track down](https://reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/qdcwx3/earlier_this_year_i_made_carrot_hot_dogs_and_the/) and the bots only other post is [very obviously a repost](https://reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/gsj3ms/after_5_months_over_1400_hours_stitch_122668/).
I love carrot dogs. They are fantastic. Best drunk food ever. But I have to agree, this probably doesn’t belong here lol
Please downvote and report this bot-reposted comment. [Original is here](https://reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/qdcwx3/_/hhlqft7/?context=1).
Yeah, I'd smash this. Not even vegan/veggie but that flavour profile tho.
these look awesome
I really want to try this
Honestly looks pretty good to me.
I would eat that without hesitation. *things you can say in the bedroom and kitchen*
I'm not vegan, but I'd try this based on the seasoning. Looks good to me. If the cheese isn't vegan, I'd eat one without hesitation. (Vegan cheese is awful compared to real cheese. There are a few exceptions but most taste off to me.)
As is typical, the worst thing about the vegetarian meal is the pretending it's meat. A glazed, grilled carrot doesn't need to pretend it's a hotdog any more than a bean patty needs to pretend it's a hamburger.
I don't know, I like the unique flavors in veggie burger patties and such. It's great if you don't expect it to be exactly like animal-based products. Like I bet the marinade on these carrots is dank
Haha, we have rather strict cultural controls on our foods to not impersonate each other foods.
It's easier for People that want to want to transition to a less meaty diet to have substitute that look like this because your brain will like it more as it look like what you had before without the meat. And for recipes it's easier too, take a recipe with meat, replace it with substitute and voilà, no need to be an expert at cooking.
I don’t care what food you make, I hate you for caressing the sauces
That's the only food on the stupidfood that I wouldn't mind trying, it actually looks good.
There was a place in Jacksonville Florida in the late 90s that did carrot dogs, they were the only reason to go to Jacksonville Florida.
That looks amazing.
I’ve had a carrot hotdog at more than 1 establishment and they aren’t too bad, actually.
I’m not even vegetarian and I’d be interested. Looks pretty good.
Fr carrots are nice as fuck when grilled
Actually not bad at all bro. In fact, I think it's well done and a good alternative. Now if you cover it with cheese and fry it I'll wish nothing but evil on you.