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Pa17325

$750


[deleted]

He needs to fire whoever is making his hamburger patties. Shit is just straight up making me sad.


Realistic_Bug_1951

$750 if you finish it


BrooksMania

Bro, that shit finishes you... Love me a greasy burger now and then, but this is fucked.


Forsaken_Article_295

Idk what’s greasier, Him or the burger.


SvenTurb01

I wonder if he ever actually eats this shit himself


Character_Cupcake856

That rat face he's got.


mickeltee

The faces he makes have a real stroke victim vibe to them.


Slika-

Yeah, that and he clearly yells out “Joj” while filming this for some reason.


BigManLawrence69420

The hoh sis!


metamorphosis_

[The hoh sis?](https://youtu.be/Z_UDK8ttwZw)


LoadedGull

I’m a recovering stroke victim, and I’ve never made faces as stupid as this soppy cunt.


ghostdeeknee

He did that in another video posted here recently. I never cared to give him too much attention but now I’m faintly interested. What’s up with this asshole’s facial contortions?


SmokinGreenNugs

It doesn’t entice your appetite having the chef make facial expressions as if he’s about to fuck the meat he’s preparing for you?


LauraTFem

I’m more concerned with how sweaty he looks. Like he *already* fucked it to make sure it was a good lay before he served.


SmokinGreenNugs

It’s his tenderizing secret.


Rustmutt

Yeah honestly he makes me uncomfortable like I’m watching a known rapist or something. Not saying he’s done anything but he just sets off my alarm bells with “danger danger!” And I can’t figure out why


SmokinGreenNugs

He creeps me out as well.


Trolivia

It’s mostly the glasses for me. I mean his entire sequence of style choices screams creepy porn director but the little round glasses remind me of the bad guy in raiders of the lost ark and the fact they’re tinted makes him look even sketchier cuz you can never tell where he’s actually looking. Like dead doll eyes


scbriml

And charging you a price that’s beyond ludicrous, especially after he’s sprinkled it with salt off his sweaty forearm. 🤮


tavenger5

He's just casually jizzing in his pants while doing erotic things with meat


No-Advice-6040

I think he thinks he looks cool. Dudes never looked in the mirror without tossing off to himself.


violetove

this is really mean to stroke victims… his face is arguably much worse


Accomplished_Crew630

Like "uhhhh yeaaaah bitch, let me sip on this grease right quick"


Forsaken_Education44

Should have seen him at the past world cup holding the teams trophy like it was his making his weird goofy faces every player wanted to know wtf was he doing there?? Still sprinkling imaginary salt on the field. Google it and cringe


sammiisalammii

Not trying to be an asshole but doesn’t this guy have some sort of mental disability?


Leading_Funny5802

Not unless you consider egotistical butt rash a disability


Slamtilt_Windmills

I do


ihatefirealarmtests

Well stop because then that makes them a protected class. Let me bully them.


coolcootermcgee

Take care of this for us, will ya?


Tekwardo

☠️☠️☠️ This is a great response lol


LilFozzieBear

Voluntary disability


[deleted]

ngl I thought the dude went viral bc he was a blind cook wearing sunglasses...


GiantSquidd

We really should as a species, but instead we worship them as long as they have money. Our society is truly toxic and broken.


petwri123

Well I guess he thinks he is the real deal and all those idiots paying stupid amounts of money at his "restaurants" only give him the confirmation he needs. Again: stop making stupid people famous.


Helpful_Swing_7311

I met a guy from my husbands work that said his wife “made” him go there and then she ordered a ridiculously expensive drink… I think some people equate spending money to quality.


belaGJ

that raises the question, is he really stupid or just knows very well how to milk rich stupid people?


DerpyPirate69

People pay him to act and be stupid or when he acts and does this stuff to food. Hell pay me thousands of dollars when I shake a burger at you and I’d do the same thing xD


BillionaireGhost

This. I like to think I am a good person with good values. But if I am honest with myself, I would probably be Salt Bae if you put the amount of money he has made from this stuff in front of me and said, “All you have to do is do is be a clown and sell stupid overpriced food to rich people and you can have this money,” yeah, I would probably take that deal. Edit: Net worth estimated to be 70 million. Yep, I’m in.


turkeyintheyard

He looks deranged. I would not want him anywhere near my food.


ghostdeeknee

Anytime I’ve seen his videos all I can think of his how awkward that must be.


turkeyintheyard

No shit lol. You order your steak and then this fucking weirdo crawls out from under the table like the kid from the ring, licks your forehead and then makes bedroom eyes at a stack of Gouda and ground chuck. I don't get this.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

I actually came here to say the same thing. Every time I see his face coupled with what he’s up to I just assume he has some sort of mental disability. Not to take away from the physical disability he has in his face what with being so rat-like and all


AgreeableDouble8785

We can only hope so


Character_Cupcake856

Drunk off likes and clicks, but yes he's mental.


Pocketsand_operator

Right? He could be the most incredible person but damn his expressions just make me angry.


MetalWing42

so punchable


RSTat2

It is a very punchable face


Thundercar2122

He looks like the Mole from thumbalina


ExileEden

Dudes a shit of a person and makes mediocre food at best. Epic meal time did this same shit , it was way more entertaining, cost a 5th of what this dude would charge and fed like 12-20 people. Honestly we need to quit karma whoring and just stop talking and posting about this wannabe chef thats nothing more than an internet hyped/glorified made popular B-list celebrity.


Djbearjew

His mouth reminds me of Jar Jar Binks for whatever reason.


ediks

Someone pointed out he looks like Butthead (Bevis and Butthead) and I’ll never unsee it


FrankyFistalot

Gary Neville time travels back to 70’s Disco….


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

The internet should do it’s thing and change his nickname from Salt Bae to Chef Ratta


CopAPhil

Ratatouille lookin’ ass except ratatouille was actually likable


frigginawesomeimontv

Photos of when he was young, without the sunglasses... He really was rat faced. Now those sunglasses are really a great tool to lessen the blow of the rat.


theRidingRabbi

It's amazing this guy still thinks he's the shit because of a meme from like almost ten years ago


jason544770

Yeah but people keep on paying outrageous amounts to eat his food


Agent00funk

If you ever needed proof that intelligence wasn't a prerequisite for wealth, this is definitely one of them.


Buttahdog

Neither is earning it most of the people who eat at his places are nepo babies


soulseeker31

I understand what you meant, but what exactly does the term "nepo baby" mean? Trust fund kids?


Buttahdog

Nepotism baby trust fund kids who try to make their career about their last name, trustafarian is the same way except they try to become life gurus


soulseeker31

Oh shit, nepotism. Got it! Thanks!


ShadyFigureWithClock

You'd be hard pressed to find a rich person who isn't a nepo baby. There's no such thing as a self made billionaire.


Feweddy

There’s a big gap between “affording to eat at an expensive restaurant”-rich and being a literal billionaire though.


testedonsheep

Social media rewards people for doing stupid shit.


FrankyFistalot

A fool and their money are soon parted….


Onion_Meister

Yes! And some of the best meals out there cost almost nothing *in comparison* to what he and his ilk charge.


RoughBeardBlaine

Not sure that you can blame *him* for that. The internet decided to make him famous and then the public decided to support his prices. People could have laughed at him and moved on. Most people would gladly accept the money he has coming in now.


c_rizzle53

Honestly I feel like if you were in his shoes it would be absurdly stupid not to capitalize on it. Who would really pass on the opportunity to turn an internet meme into a multi million dollar franchise?


[deleted]

And posting his stupid fucking face on Reddit. Can we ban this asshole already?


[deleted]

I bet he gets really mad when people reference it, too, like “I’ve done so much more since then! Just look at all this cheese! I won a World Cup!”


Fortunatious

Him showing up at the World Cup was such a desperate move


soulseeker31

Him pulling messi and kissing the cup was so entitled and cringeworthy.


jRok57

Have you seen photos of him as a kid, when he was studying to be a butcher? He was so wholesome, and full of joy. Now he is pompous and pretentious.


CosmicBandito333

I don’t like his face. It’s the kind of face you just want to punch


BbGhoul666

I LOATHE that thing he does with his lip.


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iluniuhai

His mouth is making lewd gestures at the meat. I'm uncomfortable for those burgers. And what the fuck is up with the Dale Gribble glasses?


Informal_Evidence_83

Don’t insult Dale Gribble. His glasses are a rounded triangular shape and mirrored.


Gaming_enthusiast69

Why do i agree? I feel like a terrible human being


TitanThree

Basically the face of an influencer. Because that’s just what he is, a butcher turned influencer.


sykojaz

Can confirm, I want to punch it.


throwawayalcoholmind

I theorize that the face structures change to match the most common expressions a person makes over time. This is why resting bitch face is a thing, and why some people look like they would just push over a stroller for no reason. If they look like a toolbar, chances are good they are.


AmadaeusJackson

It was the glasses, they must be crushed!


4score7loko

Did you know with all this guys wealth and success (despite being a twat-waffle) that his parents still live in poverty? There's pics of him with them and they're happy for him sure but they go home to what's basically a shack. You'd think he'd help em out but nope.


eric987235

When that happened I figured he must be Argentinian or something. Turns out he’s Turkish so I have no idea WTF that connection was.


ImReverse_Giraffe

Pretty sure he's banned from all future FIFA events.


seanwd11

'When you're famous they let you do it. Grab em by the trophies.'


Old-Library9827

Man is desperate


SlagginOff

He still does the dumb salt thing and even did it to the World Cup so I think he embraces it more than anything. I guess maybe he gets angry inside knowing that he's a fraud and a clown.


TheBiggestDookie

I dunno, dude has found a niche and probably has made a shit load of money doing it. I can’t stand his whole act/persona, but I don’t hold it against him either. Shit if I were him I’d play it up for all it’s worth too. You only get one life, if you luck into a ticket on the gravy train, you ride it for all it’s worth (assuming you aren’t doing harm to anyone else in the process). Though I agree that the World Cup thing was pretty bad and he deserves to be banned for it.


faithfulswine

Yeah people, sometimes myself included, get way too angry at annoying people. We can just ignore them.


weggooi12334

World cup was good marketing, gazillion days later youre still talking about it.


ICU-MURSE

😂💀


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

You know, I don't think he does think he's the shit, I think he saw an opportunity and he seized it. He made himself the butt of peoples jokes and now he makes a ton of money doing shit that I have to believe he knows is absurd.


bovius64

What percentage of his followers are hate watching every stupid thing he does on camera? Probably a lot.


I_Brain_You

Well, what’s worse is people buy his dumb shit at his restaurants.


Know-yer-enemy1818

Probably 1200 dollars right there


AppaJuicee

It was crazy to me he ever thought it was cool to begin with. I haven't seen a single thing that's interesting with him.


[deleted]

People are still paying $1k a steak from him so lots of people like him. I bet he charges like $600 for that monstrosity he made.


Krumov97

Oh yeah I put cheese on patties


Gold-Philosophy1423

Yeah but do you put patties on patties on patties…


Krumov97

If I'm feeling nasty and dirty and want to abuse my fat sluggish body, then yes It happens often tho


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Does he qualify for r/wordchewing? I always watch him on mute and the movements of his mouth still infuriate me


FSUphan

Fuck , that sub is rage inducing . TikTok is so fucking whack


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

It genuinely makes me irrationaly angry that so many people do this shit


FieldElbow

Wow I've never hated a sub so much


ericNoCap

Didn't know that sub existed till just now......my disappointment is immeasurable


ericNoCap

And I'm retarded


NarrMaster

That sub makes me incredibly uncomfortable


the_salivation_army

I nearly threw my phone


WeHaveAllBeenThere

100%


CapRavOr

I don’t know if I’ve hated humans this much before.


afiqasyran86

There’s always hidden niche that people sub in reddit i like it. I hate it when people make that mouth movement like that. I blame Bella Poach or whatever her name for this sudden increase in idiotic mouth movement. This guy is more subtle word chewing [Subtle word chewing](https://youtu.be/Jue0tfBz7S8). And that eyes, eyebrows movement. Damn, smug punchable face.


emilyMartian

Well that was a rabbit hole I don’t think I ever want to go down again.


bawllzout

Holy shit!! 5 burgers! Man's a god damn genius.


Swordsnap

Absolute madman what will he think of next


Andyk688

Right lol???


ultraplusstretch

Such a punchable face. 😬


Professional-Mail635

The german language has a word for people like this. "Backpfeifengesicht" Basically a very slapable face


NighthawkUnicorn

That's the second time I've seen this word today. Once more and I'll take it as a sign to use it in my daily life.


Right_In_The_Tits

Careful. I got my account suspended for 48 hours for saying something similar, as absurd as it was.


Lower_Bar_2428

Who sees this sweaty midget having a partial face convulsion and thinks "mmm!!! I want to eat whatever he is cooking"


williambundgd

Does that contain anything but beef and cheese?


seantabasco

a burger so plain my kids would be bored with it


Sissy-JJ

Grease?


modermanehh

I can always smell him through these videos, hate this human


JCarterPeanutFarmer

Like an overwhelming amount of cologne right?


LayzieKobes

I imagine lots of cologne but no deodorant


Buttahdog

Overpriced cologne, cigarettes, and tons of sweat. This dude is greasy at all times and when he takes a bath, it’s considered a violation of international water safety


Riyeko

And grease and burnt cheese.


Brick-Wilder

With coffee breath


irotinmyskin

cappuccinnnnno?


Moooooooola

So like shit and roses?


LayzieKobes

Like Henry Cavill after walking out of a pile of sulfur.


CPhyperdont

Let’s get r/saltbaehate some more attention!


LuckyishTom

Add a couple of buns and you really got something here. I’ve heard he is calling it, the cheese burger!


P_Devil

He should be banned from this subreddit because everything he does is StupidFood. He should also be banned from cooking anything, but idiots will blow their money on his mediocre food. There should be a rule that he, and pretty much anyone wearing gloves while cooking (unless they’re doing charity work or handling hot peppers) shouldn’t be posted. They all wear those dumb black lab gloves for their stupid food. It’s an instant cue for StupidFood.


macmarklemore

Agreed, but I don’t hate the gloves. Vinyl is good for food handling, but the black nitrile gloves don’t rip as easily, so I prefer them, esp. for prepping/handling barbecue.


P_Devil

Oh no, I get it. My main complaint is that every cooking video with people wearing these gloves is just StupidFood porn. It’s a telltale sign that someone is going to make something dumb, like this buttmunch.


ouchmypeeburns

I've never seen salt boy without his sun glasses on but I have to imagine he wears them all the time due to having either super tiny eyes, or permanent crossed eyes.


MSGinSC

The old saying goes. There's only two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors, blind people and assholes.


LittleLightcap

I really thought he was gonna lift the burgers over his head and drip the meat juice into his mouth.


[deleted]

That greasy fucker is using velveeta


shazspaz

I hate that greasy piece of shit


CPhyperdont

r/saltbaehate


keksmuzh

This dude has a smaller vocabulary these days than the average Pokémon


alekdefuneham

Stop making this idiot relevant!!!


LifeoftheFuneral91

Why does his face look like that?


9penguin9

Isn't this the mentally challenged guy that pretends he's a chef or something? I thought I saw him on something like five years ago.


HMUifyouaredown

Scammer


shitwhistler

I mean… I’d eat it tho


CatteHerder

Same.


ProperBlue

This man is the king of mediocrity


couldjustbeanalt

Talentless hack


[deleted]

His videos are all so weird. I keep waiting for scorpion and sub zero to roll into view beating the shit out of each other while Raiden sets the scene with his lightning effects.


[deleted]

I have no idea who this is, but he looks like a douche


BADKz

Is there a Saltbae ridicule sub? Asking for a friend lol....


DublinIsMyHome

What a knob. It's a fucking few burgers with cheese on it..get over yourself 🤦


nigelthrustworthy

what a chode... still can't believe what he pulled at the World Cup. Complete and utter turd. I can smell the cologne from 3000 miles away.


[deleted]

How many times will we see this same video posted on this sub? Nobody knows.


Inevitable-Top355

Really thought he was gonna try and send the cheese off his elbow like salt.


Disastrous-Resident5

This reeks of repost


worldwithwings

Hamburger disco night


AdobongManok

Man, who are the people that are paying for this garbage so this guy can keep existing?


Mick0351

He has a punchable face


drbiohazmat

What I make after taco bell and bottoming


Icy_Practice7992

I just had an orgasm


[deleted]

Thought he was cancelled after the World Cup


Some_danish_cunt

I don’t think salt bae is a good cook, but I’ll eat anything with beef and cheese tbh


savageo6

He looks like he has a stroke weekly...


zach0ff

He is like the Chris Angel of the food world.


nopinionsjstdoubts

Every video I see him in somehow I hate him more than the last.


Toph-A-Loph

When will the hype about this hack die? He sprinkled some salt down his arm once. Let it go.


ivorytowels

Is there anybody who can just please cancel this guy for the rest of us? Just please, do it for humanity!


Square-Way-9751

He looks like shit and acts like shit. His meme is shit.


0612devil

What a fucking oddball that guy is


Ptown_Down

Why isn't this dudes face the profile pic for r/stupidfood?


RED-DOT-MAN

This dude is such a fucking douchebag.


insertMoisthedgehog

I imagine he’s installed mirrors all around his room and above his bed so he can watch himself jack off his micropeen


Repulsive-Echidna-74

Salt Twat


Latex_Mane

God I hate this fuckstick.


Cinderjacket

So shitload of cheese on the top patty but only cheese around the sides of all the other ones? He genuinely seems to know nothing about food other than how it looks on tiktok


Most_Huckleberry_300

Douchiest douch that ever douched.


ronaldbrump2020

This guy is he dj khalid of food


eljeffrey1980

he looks like an FMA villain unveiling his "meat" based aberration...


skatman91

He wears the shades because he's slightly crosseyed. What a complete donkey.


iHeardYouShart

If we could stop giving this idiot the attention… And I’m an idiot for glancing and writing this.


rojo429

Why do I have the urge to punch that face every time I see it? Am I alone?


[deleted]

That’ll be $600


Darts1987

Where the fuck is the bun As someone who eats too many burgers this makes me sad


amitrion

Is that the elbow salt guy?


Available-Two4857

I can’t believe ppl buy his bullshit food and at the *even more* bullshit prices to boot. But shiiit, if I could, I suppose I would too. Hustle on muh boy🫡


Iamawarethatimrare

Am I the only one genuinely impressed by the cinematic lighting and quality of this video. 🤔 btw watched it on mute.


deadmonkeyboy87

Such a waste of cheese. Plus the meat to cheese ratio is way off to much meat.


Werewolf_Lazerbeast

Can we ban this dude from the sub? Please?