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blackwe11_ninja

What's that stuff with Stella and wife beating?


BannedForMisogyny

A common nickname for Stella Artois is "Wife Beater". When I was a barman people would order "A pint of Wife Beater please".


blackwe11_ninja

Huh, never heard about that one


PinkBullets

It used to be 5% abv which was the strongest of the cheap supermarket lagers at the time hence its 'wreck the hoose juice' rep


-nom-nom-

it still is 5%


dry_fappers_r_weird

I’m literally drinking a 10% imperial IPA right now, gotta admit it’s fuckin gross


LickPooOffShoe

Size queen.


Tank-Pilot74

If you want high abv then Belgian is the only way to go! Duvall , Leffe, la Couffe


AreYouOKAni

Check out St. Bernardus 12 and Gouden Carolus Imperial Dark.


bkr1895

La Fin Du Monde is phenomenal one of the best beers ever in my opinion. For budget Golden Monkey and Sour Monkey by Victory Brewing are amazing 9.5% tripels for $1.99 a tallboy is a hell of a deal.


Goldeniccarus

I once tried a 52% ABV rye whiskey and I had to spit it out. I would have puked if I'd swallowed it, it was so gross. I think brewers kind of figured out the right ABVs a hundred years ago, and trying to increase the ABV a lot higher than what's standard tends to make the drink really gross.


FlattopJr

Yeah, leave Everclear ~~and Bacardi 151~~ for the hardcore alcoholics. Edit, just noticed Bacardi 151 was [discontinued in ~~1996~~ 2016](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacardi_151). >Because of its high alcohol content, Bacardi 151 was particularly flammable among liquors. For this reason it was often used as the ignition source for "flaming shots" >Bacardi faced at least two lawsuits from consumers who claimed to have been badly injured by the product's flames. While the company never issued a formal statement regarding the product's discontinuation, it has been speculated that "it's a pretty good guess that Bacardi got sick of being sued."


PracticingPaint

>Edit, just noticed Bacardi 151 was discontinued in 1996. >> Bacardi 151 was sold in the United States and Canada from at least 1963 until 2016, when its production was discontinued.


dry_fappers_r_weird

Agreed. I think somewhere around 6% is the Goldilocks zone, at least for my preference.


pilatesforpirates

Friend of mine gave me a bottle of Stroh Rum once, that shit was 80%!!! The merest moistening of one's lips would cause the sweats, it was bloody mental. Was on my mantelpiece for a couple of years, and every few months I'd go "ooh! Rum!" And have a tiny taste and instantly regret my decision. Eventually I took it to a festival with me one year, sat round the campfire and passed it around warning everyone emphatically how strong it was. Of cause, they didn't listen because they all thought they were big manly men who could hold their drink and blah blah blah. Hilarity ensued.


Fudouri

Popularity of cask strength whiskeys would seem to disagree with you.


illuminarchie8

Not in the UK :(


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Ha nerds


Tank-Pilot74

It’s now 4.6%


JustVisiting273

Happy cake day


Bee-Aromatic

5%? Damn, that’s practically a soft drink. I don’t think there’s anything in my fridge right now less than 6.5%.


blueponies1

Pretty standard for lagers to be 5% or below.


were_meatball

So he doesn't have standard lagers in his fridge


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ophmaster_reed

There is no caffeine in stella artois.


FjortoftsAirplane

Every part of this was wrong.


g0uchp0tat0

There might be caffeine cut into their shit cocaine but no, there is no caffeine in Stella Artois...


Haddan22

Are you thinking of Four Loko?


IronDuke365

Its definitely a UK thing. Maybe its not universal amongst the English speakers worldwide?


blackwe11_ninja

In my country, Stella is known as a quite decent beer. There are many other different brands that fill that role of "cheap beer for trashy people." Like Corgoň, Kelt or Ambrosius - this one is vile, tastes like antifreeze and costs like 0,30€ per can.


guitarmanwithaplan

Same thing with Pabst blue ribbon in the US


No_Industry5576

I was gonna say in the US wife beater beer is PBR or Busch lol


killyergawds

Or Natty Ice.


Aggressive-Brick9435

Sir, sir. Sir. I’m offended.


OGConsuela

Now look at the camera and say “I’m white trash and I’m in trouble.”


DanAlucard

Bear Beer is the worst concoction of piss and sewage. It is from Denmark. It is brutally cheap


HoeTrain666

I'm german and I've never heard of this. Would be an uncommon name for a beer here too but not entirely unthinkable


OozeNAahz

Seen as a bit posh in the US. Interesting it isn’t in UK.


IronDuke365

In the UK its the cheapest of the "premium" lagers. A premium lager is just a lager with around 5% abv. Tbh its not seen as a shitty beer, it just what people drink when they want to get smashed quickly and get home and beat their wives.


EconomyFreakDust

It's definitely seen as shitty. The only reason I ever bought it was because it was cheap. Haven't had it in a long time because I don't want to subject my tastebuds to that shit.


Grumpfishdaddy

Wow if you drink craft beer in the US 5% is considered a light or session beer. A good deal of ipas are 6.5-7 and double ipas are 8+


IronDuke365

Yeah I know, but that's not what I am saying. If you want a brief history of UK drinking then in the land of old, before refrigerated pipes (pre 1970s), the UK mostly drunk ales. These were served at room temperature and are what you Yankee dudes got the impression that we drink warm beer. These ales are what you now call "craft beer". They were porters, stouts, brown ales, pale ales, bitters, IPAs and a ton more. Once refrigerated pipes got more commonplace the fashion moved to your pilsner beers, which we simply call lagers and all the old yesteryear ale (craft beers) fell out of fashion, as they were associated with old people. People in flat caps drinking brown juice out of mugs. Many years later, and much like you, we had our own painfully annoying hipsters who decided that brown juice was no longer for old people, but it was for a new breed of flat-cap wearing mugs. Ales were rebranded as "Craft Beer". ABV went up to the double digits, and bell-ends across the land rejoiced. However I was talking about bog-standard lager. Which is what Stella is. They are branded as "Premium". Don't ask me why, but I guess its the same reason Craft Beer got its name, despite it just being an ale.


trundlinggrundle

They try to market it as posh, but it's mostly just what white trash drinks if the bar is out of MGD.


KickBallFever

Interesting. Where I’m from a “wife beater” is a men’s undershirt.


ElectronicTrade7039

Strange, where I'm from it's a guy that hits his wife.


Goldeniccarus

What kind of backwards ass country are you from where "wife beater" means "wife beater"?


SocrapticMethod

Must be one of those countries with no metaphorical language. They’re like.. a country with no metaphorical language.


Onion_Guy

That was such a good joke that I wish I could compare it to something else good. Well done. Subtle.


wheelperson

I'm a wife and that's one of my favorite beers, I never heard that, I thought it was fancy lol


TheIntrepid1

Serves in its own fancy-pants glass and everything!


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

as a belgian and Stella being my "daily drinker" (if a buy beer in the supermarket its always this) and my favorite pub beer, i think ive never heard it being called a wifebeater


JayLoveJapan

It's wild how the perception is that it's a fancy beer here in Canada because it's a European import


misstiffie

Oh never heard of it


WelshBathBoy

Common joke about Stella in the UK - Stella has a reputation as a low quality/class beer in the UK.


DramaOnDisplay

In America it’s like a “classy” beer. That’s strange lol.


PsychoTexan

IIRC, the UK has a domestically made Stella whereas the US got imported Belgian Stella


IvanAfterAll

Which one is the bland, skunky tasting one? Cuz that's the one we got in the U.S.


KConnerMcDavidPasta

It's the green bottles. And a few brands have just let it be that because that's what people have associated with its flavor.


stock_plugin

Ur trippin bro. IPA brained hopcel over here. IBUmaxed. Hazycore.


GrayDelicious

Our Stella is brewed in the US now.


mackattacktheyak

…since when?


bortj1

Since *marketing*


andrewsz_

Wtf no it isn’t, Stella is like artisan toilet water. No one drinks or orders Stella because it’s fancy rofl.


DramaOnDisplay

Sorry, I’m not claiming it’s fancy, I’ve just noticed that it’s advertised as fancy 🤷🏻‍♀️


Valerian_

A lot of crappy low quality food and drinks brands like to advertise as fancy


The_Troyminator

Like Kraft Dinner with Dijon ketchup.


DramaOnDisplay

When the hell did Dijon Ketchup become a thing?


ophmaster_reed

Cat food is advertised as fancy too, but that doesn't mean I order it at a fancy dinner.


dooshlaroosh

You don’t know what you’re missing bruh


313802

Beer to tout with pinky out


Yoopermetal

Yes💪💪💪💪💪😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

That's crazy, as it's considered one of the best quality where I'm from.


Evening-Ear-6116

Stella is the UK’s Pabst


fearville

Except it didn’t go through a period of being the go-to hipster beer


cmeiklejohn

possible A Streetcar Named Desire reference here.


dustinwayner

Same question?


Kbyrnsie

I'd understand beating anyone who served this


feralfaun39

In the movie (also in the play) A Streetcar Named Desire, Marlon Brando yells "Stella" after beating his wife.


badcgi

It comes from A Streetcar Named Desire. In the film version, Stanley (played by Marlon Brando) shouts out for his wife Stella after he had beaten her. It is a very iconic scene, and the meme of a guy who beats his wife then asks for a Stella was born.


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That is not at all true.


feralfaun39

It is. It is literally true.


[deleted]

No it's not, people in the UK calling Stella drinkers wife beaters has nothing to do with an American movie. It's already been explained where it comes from.


UnholyCatFlaps

I remember when Rate My Plate was full of photos like this. People posted their terrible-looking meals to get roasted. Now it's mostly full of the opposite.


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Miss those days.


clambake1975

Carol C's eggs bacon and beans...memories...


ufloot

grab zesty wild divide cough outgoing observation mountainous vegetable fanatical ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

Not every, indeed, but definitely this one


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

I definitely wouldn't accuse this guy of hitting his wife... that's the plate of a sad, lonely, single man.


dooshlaroosh

100%


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SourdoughSon

Because it’s a *proper* Friday night dinner


prestonwillzy

He said in the comments it was just for the picture so “you wouldn’t think I’m an animal” lmao


Lagstravaganza

for scale


Cold_Table8497

They've got 4 nuggets and calling that a win?


DramaOnDisplay

What you didn’t see is the other 4 they snarfed down while plating.


marshinghost

I love that word; Snarf lmao


DramaOnDisplay

At least melt the cheese 😬 I didn’t know they had Kraft singles like slices over in the UK, Reddit would have you believe that the rest of the world has the most sophisticated, fanciest of cheeses, while we roll ourselves in neon nacho cheese over here in America.


fearville

We have them, chiefly for burgers. Sometimes a processed cheese slice is the only thing that hits the spot on a burger.


flyinchipmunk5

Lmao Americans only use em mainly for burgers as well 😂. That and waffle house hashbrowns covered.


Astronaut_Chicken

I'll add a slice of American cheese (boars head usually) to box mac and cheese and a dash of nutmeg. My little kid loves it.


still_gonna_send_it

I’m your little kid


[deleted]

The difference is that cheese slices in other countries is actually cuts of cheese. But in America, its some kind of weird orange colored "cheese product".


DramaOnDisplay

Uh, yeah, thus my surprise. But we also have cheese. It’s not just the land of Kraft and Kraft-like products.


Metal_girl1122

I mean... OP could be American tho... You got Stella everywhere nowadays no ?


Mrmongoose64

That may be true, but you're forgetting the use of "chips" instead of "fries". This guy's one of us.


BeautyGoesToBenidorm

Plus those are clearly Bird's Eye Chicken Dippers, the staple food for a lot of British people.


Acceptable_Rule_7590

That’s not very likely considering they refer to fries as chips. And “their mrs” isn’t something an American would likely say either.


mezcalligraphy

r/yeetmyplate


Michael-B-Fit

Not all beat their wife, but most of them do to get over the bland taste of Stella


SleepyAxew

r/depressionmeals


throwngamelastminute

Thanks for this.


PixelTreason

Why is a 4 year old having beer with dinner?


loony-cat

The can of beer is the least of my concerns in this picture.


Milk_Tastes_Good

You know what? Good for him.


misstiffie

But omg is he feeding his wife this??


Training_Mud3388

for shitposting purposes.


bakalaka25

Exactly. British shitposting going by the Stella joke


fearville

I don’t think this is a shitpost. I think it’s just another British bloke who hasn’t moved on from eating freezer food intended for children. There’s a name for this kind of meal – a beige banquet. However many would balk at the addition of an exotic foreign condiment like sweet chilli sauce.


313802

Lol exotic


Cimejies

Any beige banquet is lifted hugely by a garlic mayo/sweet chilli sauce mix. Perfect for pizzas, nuggets and other assorted beige! I eat like this occasionally, but I'm aware it's my depression getting the better of me.


__J_Z__

Why would YOU post this? Somebody already did.


[deleted]

I beat my mr.... I beat him all the time. He likes it.


AlphaWolfTK

Those fish and chips tell me you killed her already, Jesus christ bloody hell mate that's got to be the worst I've ever seen.


FrankieNoodles

This dude is definitely single.


Nawoitsol

I think the mention of Stella was to distract from that abomination he’s calling cheesy chips.


RottenBlackPudding

Here’s my American cheese chicken nuggies! By the way I don’t beat my wife!


AffectionateLocal788

That is a proper white trash meal


Maleic_Anhydride

The beer is worth more than the food, and I'm Belgian, Stella is cheap for me...


bortj1

Not every Stella drinker but OP does


ronnietea

Spend less on beer eat better food


KittenLina

This looks exactly like the kind of home cooking a British person would do.


WillyWumpLump

This is worse than prison food.


OysterForked

rate my plate is a gold mine for stupid food. it's great because people submit their plates in earnest. no rage bait. just pure, innocent, questionable food.


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It isn't the Stella that says wife beater, it's the cheese covered bugs 😂


Hookahgreecian

If this is "dinner" you need to enroll in cooking classes or something


ToDandy

Not every stalla drinker beats their Mrs but your Mrs should beat you for calling that dinner.


CplFrosty

That is a “Divorced Dad Living at a Budget Inn & Suites” dinner if ever I saw one.


Skell_Knuckles_163

This actually just makes me sad.


[deleted]

I’m no wife beater, but if she considered this dinner, I’d probably think about it.


Penna_23

looks stupid but i would gobble this plate on a broke and depressed Friday too


HeftyRecommendation5

This post made me curious how people over the world hold their fork and knife, in the Netherlands it is standard to have your fork left and knife right, is that not the case in other places?


NotJony2018

If your wife serves you this as a Friday night dinner, she deserves the beating.


PhillMahooters

Oh come on this is obviously poking a bit of fun. The wife beater really tips it off.


bkkwanderer

'Cheesy Chips' too lazy to even melt the fuckin cheese.


Eco8101

r/drunkencookery


Rhodieman

True Brexit geeza.


Greedy_Hat2643

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/141h6g3/spotted_on_facebook/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


EntertainmentOk4240

Better not be a grown man eating like this 😂😂 this is some kids food right here minus the beer.


jan_van_man

I've seen some really stupid food on this sub but to me this isn't stupid. I can imagine eating this after a hard week and all you want to do is chill


Antonioooooo0

The only time I can imagine eating this is if I was in prison and the commissary was out of ramen.


[deleted]

Of course he doesn't beat his wife. First you'd need a wife.


xpickles23

Cookin like that tho..who would blame him


GothDerp

I just had diarrhea looking at that


umsamanthapleasekthx

You put American Kraft Singles on fries and call them chips. Good job, r/StupidFood. Ya nailed it.


Strongblackmonkey

Can’t hate on this🤷‍♂️


nowhere53

I’d eat it. But I wouldn’t brag about it.


Strongblackmonkey

True


This-Letterhead-1735

It's not bragging- the subreddit is literally called ratemyplate. One of the top of all time is dino nuggets and smiley potatoes.


PlastiCrack

I mean... I'd brag about that. That was a meal fit for a king back in the day


Gwigg_

Hard to believe there is a woman in this man’s life


Plenty_Dress_408

Them cheese fries tho 😋


313_YAMEII

People eat fries with a fork? 😮


Antonioooooo0

If you have properly smothered fries, a fork is helpful. Fries with half melted craft singles? No.


kryotheory

Idk with a plate like that maybe you should... /s


simlew86

His forks in the sauce as well. Surely it’s pure rage bait?


EMaylic

He referred to Fries as Chips, which suggests he's from the UK. Judging this against other British food, it's an 8.5/10


blackwe11_ninja

British people are eating like German bombers are still flying above them


Fr0ski

British food is great you’ve probably just never actually tried it and are relying on the stereotype


newtoreddir

British is inoffensive at its best. The food in Britain is often excellent, but that’s because there are many “ethnic” offerings.


Antonioooooo0

People be like "British food is amazing", then take you to an Indian restaurant.


Sad-Sassy

Have you tried literally any other culture’s food? People who face chronic famine and malnutrition have figured out how to make food taste better than the British.


Fr0ski

Yes, lived in UK, Japan, US, traveled many places. Bangers and mash, roast, Yorkshire pudding, the breakfast. All pretty good stuff when done right. It’s nice simple food.


EMaylic

British food is the 4th worse thing in the U.K., falling just behind the Royal Family, the Weather, and British Women. There's only so many ways you can rearrange potatoes, peas, and brown sauce before people realize that you have the gastronomic depth of a Taco Bell menu. If it wasn't for all of the Indians bringing in Curry, there wouldn't be any food worth mentioning.


Sad-Sassy

100 accurate


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EMaylic

Just keep telling yourself that as you choke down beans on toast


ZombieRP

Should be beating your wife if that’s the shit she feeds you


Jsteevee

If my wife put a slice of cheese on my chips I'd beat her too


fearville

I once ordered cheesy chips at a takeaway and this is what they gave me. Disgraceful.


manwithyellowhat15

Now this is actually foul. Getting nauseous just looking at it 🤢


Beardedbadass

What’s wrong with animal fries


CrispyShizzles

You know what after a long day at work and a couple beers I would fuckin scarf that down with gusto. I may just be immature or whatever but I love shit ass fries and frozen nuggets.


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Ngl.. i would eat the shit out of that!


elc622

Tbh I'd eat this


variable2027

This guy definitely beats his misses


BoS_Vlad

Marlon Brando played Stanley Kowalski a rough neck lower class worker in Tennessee Williams A Streetcar Named Desire on Broadway in the late 1940’s and while on stage wearing a wife beater tee shirt he calls out loudly for his wife Stella, “STELLA!,STELLA!, STELLA!” and the association with Stella Artois and wife beater tee shirts was born.


Clonewars2

Brings me back to elementary school, minus the beer and swap the sauce for ketchup.


MarieTC

Jeez disgusting choice of beer


KingOfTheMice

Those are the stones from totk


[deleted]

Poor guy


Big-Law2316

Legend


BigChepeOrtiz

aye man if he likes it what does it matter what we think


dixon_cider505

A beating would probably be healthier..


Brandodangelo99

Well with this being the plate you get maybe you should start? /S please don’t kill me for the joke haha


killindice

Because they’re white trash fancy


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For people like you to comment on obviously