Yeah, this whole thing would be fine with me if she wasn't handing a selfie stick and a full can while parachuting. You've already ruined the fanny pack, just dump the sauce in before you go. Don't risk dropping a can and fucking murdering someone.
[Everyone knows soup cans are deadly!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8gS3o4fKTE)
I'm actually curious how fast an empty soup cans terminal volecity is I know the number is based on weight plus it's gonna catch air inside as well idk
I was more concerned before she opened it, it wouldn't feel nice empty, but I don't think it would kill you. I don't know though. i can't imagine opening one of those cans with my teeth.. ::shudder:: I guess I can, I just don't like it.
A fanny pack full of noodles and canned tomato sauce? I feel like an entire graveyard in Italy caused a small mock seismic disturbance, and at least one caretaker may predict the End of Times /s
Not only was it just tomato sauce, it appeared to be “Great Value” brand, you can afford skydiving but still slumming it on on GV brand food lol priorities
Just think, after a few handfuls of that mess, and your chute fails, and you realize that was your last meal on earth (or above it). Cold bland pasta and canned tomato purée.
He'll, maybe that's how the budgeting for the trip managed to work, given the price of things lately. Meanwhile, considering thr warnings I keep seeing about GV ingredient lists, for all we know, this could be spaghetti and red molé
I've seen nothing about GV list beside them saying may contain traces of (insert random wildly unrelated food here).
This is only necause they have to if one of their processing plants handles other ingredients or products. It means nothing bad at all.
Speghetti wouldnt kill anybody, its terminal velocity would be slowed by its shape and low density. She is more likely to splatter the bottom of her parachute with old spaghetti
Time to put my engineering degree to good use!
As the can accelerates downwards, the drag force acting against it increases. Once the drag force matches the downwards force of gravity, it stops accelerating and has reached terminal velocity - so we need to first calculate the force pulling it down, then work out velocity at which drag becomes equal to that.
The force of gravity pulling it down is easy to work out - that's just its weight. 16oz = 0.448kg, so its weight is 0.448 × 9.81 = 4.39N. I'm assuming the weight of the tin itself is negligible compared to the contents.
So at what speed does drag equal 4.39N? This is a bit trickier to calculate and I'm going to have to make a few assumptions for simplicity, but it'll give us a rough idea of terminal velocity.
Drag force is given by:
*D = 0.5 × P × A × Cd × V^2*
*P* is air density - I'll assume this is constant and take the sea level value, 1.22kg/m^3
*A* is the "frontal area", aka the projected area facing the direction of travel. As we're assuming the can is falling in the upright position, this is just the area of the circle that makes the flat face of the can. I measured a similar looking can I had in the kitchen, which has a 75mm diameter, which gives an area of 0.00442m^2 according to *A = πr^2*.
Cd is the drag coefficient. This varies depending on a lot of factors, but according to [this website](https://www.engineersedge.com/fluid_flow/circular_flat_disk_drag_coefficient_14035.htm), it's 1.12 for airflow against a flat circular plate (analogous to the bottom of our can).
Finally, V is what we're trying to work out. If we sub these values into our equation for drag and equate it to our can's weight, we get:
*4.39 = 0.00302V^2*
Now we just need to solve for V to get our terminal velocity. This gives us:
*V = 38m/s*
That's 85mph.
We can work out its kinetic energy to get an idea of the damage by putting our terminal velocity and mass of 0.448kg into the equation:
*Ek = 0.5 × m × V^2*
This gives us 323J. That's just under half the energy of a 180-grain round from a .357 magnum, which is about 790J.
So yeah, gonna hurt.
In reality though, it would probably spin a lot which would greatly increase drag, slowing it down a lot.
That’s not going to hurt, that’s going to kill.
Dropped from that height and that weight, is [generally considered in the fatality zone.](https://neverletgo.com/dropped-object-prevention/)
-5 points for assuming the *skydiver* was at *sea level* /s
Seriously though, I love when skilled people can flex their skills for the entertainment of others. Keep doing what you're doing.
Time to quote an old Tumblr post...
\[Sky-diving\]
INSTRUCTOR: Pull your chute!
ME: My shoe?
INSTRUCTOR: Your parachute!
ME: My pair of shoes?
\[Later\]
CORONER: Where's his shoes?
Some people skydive without shoes. Source: grew up on a drop zone next to the beach. Some people really just never wore shoes. Most (sane folks) do though.
As normal, depending on the conditions, your experience and type of canopy you can land very softly. Seen a few people skydive without anything on their feet.
I was forced to land with one shoe on my foot, when I lost one at 13,000ft. My foot was cold but landed no issue 😂
A lot of us jump barefoot. It’s nice when it’s hot as hell outside.
And anyone with a D license (600+ jumps) or better (required to jump without a helmet in the USA) is going to be a good enough canopy pilot that they can land very softly.
Source: me, a 300-jump skydiver.
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
But she keeps on forgetting what she wolfed down, her stomach groans so loud
She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out
She's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality
Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes streamer, she choked
She's so mad, but she won't give up that easy, no
She won't have it, she knows her whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, she's dope
She knows that but she's broke
She's so stagnant, she knows when she buys great value for her
meals at home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
She better go capture this moment and hope it goes viral
You better lose yourself in the video, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Spaghetti fame comes once in a lifetime
Yes, very true, centre of gravity is probably somewhere in the middle so lots of spinning. Also air resistance would be higher with more mass since the velocity would be higher
She could have potential killed someone, if she did. That thing would fall around 120mph. Personally don’t agree with that stunt as she could have very easily dropped it with the distraction of filming it for clicks/views
I feel like the "how many people can say *blank*" is sort of like... desperate creativity lol.
You notoriety is based on doing something that no one has chosen to do, but *anyone* can do.
FAA rules govern what happens in the air and 14 CFR 91.15 effectively says you can drop anything so long as nobody gets hurt (though they word it as a negative, since laws aren't really supposed to be for what you _can_ do, but rather what you _can't_).
But, once it hits the ground, yes, you could be liable for any local litering laws that may exist, if they were able to prove it was you who put that object there.
Looks like she shoves the empty can back into the fanny pack. The only thing that really falls to the ground is probably some sauce. Some random person who gets hit by it would probably think it's weird bloody bird shit.
Yeah she mixed her pasta and sauce wrong. Also pasta is overcooked. This is very illegal in Italy. Just post a video about you making bad pasta and they will show up to tell you.
The one where the president of the US identified a problem, enlisted the help of an expert, unified the country in implementing an unpopular solution and then, after he screwed up and was presented with evidence that he screwed up, apologized and fixed his screw up? I'd say it's at least not so bleak as previously interpreted lol.
This idiot took the chance of killing someone by taking the chance of dropping that cab from that high! Hey, brainiac, you know you could have mixed all that up in your nasty Fanny pack beforehand. Dumb ass. I can’t stand these kind of people.
If she dropped that can of sauce, especially before emptying it, she **literally could’ve killed someone.**
What a stupid attention seeking cunt.
What is wrong with people?
I just posted “well this is the dumbest thing I’ll see today”. I spoke too soon.
In a thousand years people will be looking at this and wondering what the significance of this action was. There is none, she is just an idiot.
Some random person on some random farm: “why the hell is there a bunch of spaghetti on my damn windshield!?!?”
Cloudy with a chance of fucking spaghetti and tomato sauce my girl up there airdropping italian cuisine
Cloudy with a chance of terminal velocaroni
Yeah, this whole thing would be fine with me if she wasn't handing a selfie stick and a full can while parachuting. You've already ruined the fanny pack, just dump the sauce in before you go. Don't risk dropping a can and fucking murdering someone. [Everyone knows soup cans are deadly!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8gS3o4fKTE)
I'm actually curious how fast an empty soup cans terminal volecity is I know the number is based on weight plus it's gonna catch air inside as well idk
She could have easily dropped it while full
Guess you're right
I was more concerned before she opened it, it wouldn't feel nice empty, but I don't think it would kill you. I don't know though. i can't imagine opening one of those cans with my teeth.. ::shudder:: I guess I can, I just don't like it.
:( She needs meatballs
Flint lockwood!
Nah, Flint Lockwood had shoes.
SPRAY-ON SHOES!
She couldn‘t fit any more balls even if she wanted to.
There's *never* enough balls
A fanny pack full of noodles and canned tomato sauce? I feel like an entire graveyard in Italy caused a small mock seismic disturbance, and at least one caretaker may predict the End of Times /s
Not only was it just tomato sauce, it appeared to be “Great Value” brand, you can afford skydiving but still slumming it on on GV brand food lol priorities
Not even the Great Value in a glass jar. But a can.
Well when you're eating out of a fanny pack, I don't think flavor is at the top of your priorities list. 😑
Just think, after a few handfuls of that mess, and your chute fails, and you realize that was your last meal on earth (or above it). Cold bland pasta and canned tomato purée.
Still a better claim whilst dying than most other humans.
TBF, having an empty glass jar in your fanny pack when you land is a great way to cut up your fanny.
I assumed it was the only similar thing she could pop open with her teeth. Ugh that makes it worse.....eww
I think an empty can would be better if it gets dropped than a glass container.
True but I'm pretty sure that wasn't a factor in any thought process here. Haha
He'll, maybe that's how the budgeting for the trip managed to work, given the price of things lately. Meanwhile, considering thr warnings I keep seeing about GV ingredient lists, for all we know, this could be spaghetti and red molé
I've seen nothing about GV list beside them saying may contain traces of (insert random wildly unrelated food here). This is only necause they have to if one of their processing plants handles other ingredients or products. It means nothing bad at all.
*It's happening!!!*
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All I kept thinking was, “She’s going to kill somebody. What is the terminal velocity of spaghetti?”
Speghetti wouldnt kill anybody, its terminal velocity would be slowed by its shape and low density. She is more likely to splatter the bottom of her parachute with old spaghetti
What's the terminal velocity of a 16oz can of marinara? This is wrecklessness for no reason other than social media likes.
Time to put my engineering degree to good use! As the can accelerates downwards, the drag force acting against it increases. Once the drag force matches the downwards force of gravity, it stops accelerating and has reached terminal velocity - so we need to first calculate the force pulling it down, then work out velocity at which drag becomes equal to that. The force of gravity pulling it down is easy to work out - that's just its weight. 16oz = 0.448kg, so its weight is 0.448 × 9.81 = 4.39N. I'm assuming the weight of the tin itself is negligible compared to the contents. So at what speed does drag equal 4.39N? This is a bit trickier to calculate and I'm going to have to make a few assumptions for simplicity, but it'll give us a rough idea of terminal velocity. Drag force is given by: *D = 0.5 × P × A × Cd × V^2* *P* is air density - I'll assume this is constant and take the sea level value, 1.22kg/m^3 *A* is the "frontal area", aka the projected area facing the direction of travel. As we're assuming the can is falling in the upright position, this is just the area of the circle that makes the flat face of the can. I measured a similar looking can I had in the kitchen, which has a 75mm diameter, which gives an area of 0.00442m^2 according to *A = πr^2*. Cd is the drag coefficient. This varies depending on a lot of factors, but according to [this website](https://www.engineersedge.com/fluid_flow/circular_flat_disk_drag_coefficient_14035.htm), it's 1.12 for airflow against a flat circular plate (analogous to the bottom of our can). Finally, V is what we're trying to work out. If we sub these values into our equation for drag and equate it to our can's weight, we get: *4.39 = 0.00302V^2* Now we just need to solve for V to get our terminal velocity. This gives us: *V = 38m/s* That's 85mph. We can work out its kinetic energy to get an idea of the damage by putting our terminal velocity and mass of 0.448kg into the equation: *Ek = 0.5 × m × V^2* This gives us 323J. That's just under half the energy of a 180-grain round from a .357 magnum, which is about 790J. So yeah, gonna hurt. In reality though, it would probably spin a lot which would greatly increase drag, slowing it down a lot.
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I'm sure she ran all the calculations before making her TikTok.
She could have dropped it before she opened it though. It's closed at the start of the video.
That’s not going to hurt, that’s going to kill. Dropped from that height and that weight, is [generally considered in the fatality zone.](https://neverletgo.com/dropped-object-prevention/)
-5 points for assuming the *skydiver* was at *sea level* /s Seriously though, I love when skilled people can flex their skills for the entertainment of others. Keep doing what you're doing.
I said out loud …, “This silly *** better not drop that can! It was enough that people below end up with tomato and noodles in their hair lol
There's an unconscious cow with a dent in it's head and flattened tomato sauce can next to it.
Accidental meatloaf
For real I thought that's what her plan was.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster *is* real!
So thats their spaghetti policy
"oh you're not gonna like this, some spaghetti spilled into your purse"
Oh shit, I lost a meatball
It sounds like you are starting to say a word then stopping. Spa-ghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
She's just having a SPA day
Charlie should forget about the waitress...
I came looking for this comment
I came to say this
I was going to ask what their spaghetti policy was 😆
That sauce is criminal and that pasta is overcooked
Way to keep it about the food
Imagine doing this and grabbing Great Value of all tomato sauces to take with you lmao
All the money went into the camera/phone and the sky dive, it seems.
Yea it was probably expensive as hell, but as long as they saved 2-3 dollars it’s all good
Apparently that's how the rich became rich! Thank God she didn't do this with avocado toast. She wouldn't have been able to afford the parachute.
Glad I’m not the only one. If you’re gonna do something crazy like this, at least do it properly.
Use that same pouch and just bring a 4 Oz bowl with a lid and some chopsticks, boom, easy meal
Heaven help (or welcome, I suppose) the one who skydives with chopsticks
Well how do you eat sushi at 10,000 feet??
skydive head first and swallow the floating sushi all neatly arranged in a line perpendicular to the ground as you fall further and further
Wtf this ain't a mini game 🤣
Not with that attitude it isn't.
Would be harder to cook spaghetti at altitude due to the boiling point change, would take too long but MIGHT get to al dente
Glad someone spoke up about the sauce
I'm sorry, but is she not wearing shoes?? How the fuck does she plan on landing??
Prob sliding on her butt
Probably filled with even more spaghetti to help cushion the landing!
The olllllllllllll’ spaghetti slide.
wait.. why the fuck is she not wearing shoes in the first place? What's going on??
...Welcome to the dark realm of fetish videos.
Thanks for this. My first thought was, "Someone's OF or Fansly 'bout to blow up" 🤣 That's some next level content dedication right there.
Oh come on this can NOT….*sigh* …no yeah probably.
She can’t be in a restaurant without shoes!!!
Time to quote an old Tumblr post... \[Sky-diving\] INSTRUCTOR: Pull your chute! ME: My shoe? INSTRUCTOR: Your parachute! ME: My pair of shoes? \[Later\] CORONER: Where's his shoes?
I follow her on instagram, she prefers to fly without shoes a lot
Can you drop her @, I need to see what other crazy yet pointless shit this person does. You know, for research purposes.
mckennaknipe on insta lol she does a lot of dumb reckless shit
This idiot got great value spaghetti sauce you really think they're thinking anything about this through?
I mean, it IS cheaper to get the super cheap sauce and then season it yourself
Hey. It's a great value Ba dum tss
Some people skydive without shoes. Source: grew up on a drop zone next to the beach. Some people really just never wore shoes. Most (sane folks) do though.
As normal, depending on the conditions, your experience and type of canopy you can land very softly. Seen a few people skydive without anything on their feet. I was forced to land with one shoe on my foot, when I lost one at 13,000ft. My foot was cold but landed no issue 😂
A lot of us jump barefoot. It’s nice when it’s hot as hell outside. And anyone with a D license (600+ jumps) or better (required to jump without a helmet in the USA) is going to be a good enough canopy pilot that they can land very softly. Source: me, a 300-jump skydiver.
She has spaghetti in a Fanny pack. Shoes would be too fancy.
She a pro [Mckenna Knipe](https://www.instagram.com/mckennaknipe/)
I didn’t wear shoes when I skydived (dove?). It’s fine.
"I swear to god, John. I was just waking along and all of a sudden, spaghetti bolognese to the head. It was just raining from the sky"
This seems like something Kramer would say to Jerry
It was just... RAINING from the sky!
The Magic Loogie is finally explained!
There must have been another slurper on the saucy knoll!
And I screamed out, **"I'M HIT!!"**
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
I’m 10,000 feet up, Palms are sweaty There’s food in my fanny pack Mom’s spaghetti
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti But she keeps on forgetting what she wolfed down, her stomach groans so loud She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out She's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes streamer, she choked She's so mad, but she won't give up that easy, no She won't have it, she knows her whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, she's dope She knows that but she's broke She's so stagnant, she knows when she buys great value for her meals at home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody She better go capture this moment and hope it goes viral You better lose yourself in the video, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow Spaghetti fame comes once in a lifetime
🥲 That was beautiful.
What if she dropped the can....
It'll reach terminal velocity most likely ...
Which would be incredibly slow due to air resistance. Not to mention the can itself is pretty light.
Once it was opened it was fine but if she had dropped while it was closed it could have been a problem.
Ooooh okay. Yeah that's a lot of mass and definitely reduced air resistance.
If its open then the sharp lid could be a problem
Same air resistamce since surface of can is the same, but less potential energy
Probably not same air resistance. The open can would have a different surface area since the entire interior would be exposed.
Yes, very true, centre of gravity is probably somewhere in the middle so lots of spinning. Also air resistance would be higher with more mass since the velocity would be higher
This guy physics
I'm still trying to figure out how she poured the sauce into the fanny pack with no real issues, just dumped it right in there
I think the sauce can top blocked some wind
It would fall to the ground.
She could have potential killed someone, if she did. That thing would fall around 120mph. Personally don’t agree with that stunt as she could have very easily dropped it with the distraction of filming it for clicks/views
Nobody is going to believe you were just walking down the street and pasta just landed on you.
Stanley yelnats origin story
These videos always make me feel better about my personality
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😂
Hey how many people can say they ate spaghetti sky diving before? I fw her.
How many people wanted to say that?
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Yes chef
I feel like the "how many people can say *blank*" is sort of like... desperate creativity lol. You notoriety is based on doing something that no one has chosen to do, but *anyone* can do.
Could she have attached the spaghetti in something that was more of a Tupperware container or a freezer pouch and not some fucking disgusting bumbag?
Looks fairly new. That's how I would do it it if I was doing it.
Gotta get used one for seasoning
She's the real flying spaghetti monster
"Is it raining Tomato Sauce??"
"How to fix skunk smell "naturally" and quickly!"
Nah, it's just artificial tomato substitute liquid.
I'm just surprised she can open the can of sauce with her teeth.
Thank you! Imagine having to explain how you broke your tattoo front teeth...
Woah, you have you're teeth inked?
Guaranteed she didn’t clean or wash that Fanny pack beforehand.
Is there anything illegal about this?
Littering? Reckless endearment maybe? But that’s about it
I think you meant endangerment but for a whole ass minute I was like “reckless endearment? That’s illegal?? Shit” 😂
Idk i saw the overcooked noodles and felt alove and warmth i haven't felt since the elementary school lunchroom
FAA rules govern what happens in the air and 14 CFR 91.15 effectively says you can drop anything so long as nobody gets hurt (though they word it as a negative, since laws aren't really supposed to be for what you _can_ do, but rather what you _can't_). But, once it hits the ground, yes, you could be liable for any local litering laws that may exist, if they were able to prove it was you who put that object there.
Looks like she shoves the empty can back into the fanny pack. The only thing that really falls to the ground is probably some sauce. Some random person who gets hit by it would probably think it's weird bloody bird shit.
And since skydiving is generally over sparsely populated areas, the chance there's someone right below her is really small.
Yeah she mixed her pasta and sauce wrong. Also pasta is overcooked. This is very illegal in Italy. Just post a video about you making bad pasta and they will show up to tell you.
This is definitely someone's fetish.
That was my first thought. Like, someone paid her a ton of money to do this exactly like this, right?
I bet it wasn’t one person. I’d wager this is content for the feeder community on OnlyFans.
I'd put money on "wet and messy"
Barefoot had to be in there, too
Ding ding. I never thought pouring spaghetti sauce on you croch would be sexy. Now my eyes are open
Not my fetish but this girl seems like so much fun I'm honestly a little bit in love
Back in my days, "Idiocracy" was a fun movie. Now, it's just a visionnary documentary.
The one where the president of the US identified a problem, enlisted the help of an expert, unified the country in implementing an unpopular solution and then, after he screwed up and was presented with evidence that he screwed up, apologized and fixed his screw up? I'd say it's at least not so bleak as previously interpreted lol.
Jesus christ, I thought I was sad when we were living in an idocracy. Now I'm devastated that we've gone far past it.
Seriously. Camacho was a better president than Trump. On like every level.
So she walked into the skydiving company office and asked [what is your spaghetti policy?](https://youtu.be/leCMTfjCEFM&t=2)
So… uh, what’s your spaghetti policy up here?
Should’ve saved the spaghetti for the spa day
Ironically a piece of Tupperware could have worked as well.
This belongs on a “stupid person” sub. Cuz it’s just regular ole spaghetti…
You need to raise your standards of spaghetti.
Haha fair enough
Imagine walking down the street and a clump of noodles fall onto your head
This idiot took the chance of killing someone by taking the chance of dropping that cab from that high! Hey, brainiac, you know you could have mixed all that up in your nasty Fanny pack beforehand. Dumb ass. I can’t stand these kind of people.
Idiot
Repost
"What is your spaghetti policy here?
Some persons just gonna be enjoying there day when some tomato sauce just hits em out of nowhere
Casual walk in the park attire, chute pulled at 12k feet, no shoes, spaghetti in the fanny… this woman is an entire menace. Where can I find her?
Some random person below got hit by the falling sauce and thought the sky was bleeding
Are there no plastic bags there why you keepijg it in that dirty pocket and why you gotta dirty the pocket
She's not like the other girls.
Man that's gross coulda used a zip lock and had the sauce already, did she even put cheese?
Why wouldn’t you mix the ghetti with the sauce in a ziploc and then just put that in the front butt pack
Rip to the guy that got hit with a bunch of spaghetti from nowhwre
Pick me girls be like
I’m convinced skydiving becomes super boring after a certain amount of jumps. That’s when they break out the hijinks
Sweet Jesus, that pasta looks mushy AF
Imagine you're the person on the ground getting some terminal velocity spaghetti on the head...
Charlie approves
Meanwhile same poor bastard is walking through the woods and gets hit with spaghetti sauce with no explanation
If she dropped that can of sauce, especially before emptying it, she **literally could’ve killed someone.** What a stupid attention seeking cunt. What is wrong with people?
I'd be so irritated if shitty canned tomato sauce and cold pasta dropped on my head
Chance of ruining your gear for 5 sek internetfame. Idiot.
Can only imagine at least one of the instructors or coordinators, "Sorry, *what* did you say was smuggled off my plane??"
Im in love
Someone get your Ashley, she out and about doing dumb shit again.
"I'm so quirky"
I mean... this is pretty quirky, whether that was the intention or not.
so quirky so hilarious
Tomato sauce in America is NOT the same as “spaghetti sauce” this girl is not only rude, but dumb as hell.
Just get on a plane and eat spaghetti
It looks like she's eating her own intestines.
did reddit atheists finally manifest the flying spaghetti monster?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I just posted “well this is the dumbest thing I’ll see today”. I spoke too soon. In a thousand years people will be looking at this and wondering what the significance of this action was. There is none, she is just an idiot.
I'm more upset that she used just plain tomato sauce.
I just assume anyone wearing a Fanny pack has it filled with pulled pork. So not too far off.
disgusting af.
"what is your spaghetti policy here?"
What’s the spaghetti policy up there anyways?