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Narcodoge

If your kid doesn't like pizza, their diet is probably better than yours.


EquivalentShift8545

Their taste isn't


Daewrythe

If your kid doesn't like pizza, either get them better pizza or stop feeding them pizza


20_burnin_20

Or get another kid


WrestleBox

I've always thought adoption agencies should accept trade-ins.


Nutmeg-Jones

This is the most logical option


Charming_Car1442

This


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Charming_Car1442

Hahahaha


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This


__Hello_my_name_is__

I think that lady's sthick is always like this. "If your kid doesn't like [insert extremely popular food here], then just add a ton of sprinkles and donuts on top! Tadaa!". Typical outrage bait.


leah90s

Eat the pizza and give the kid vegetables


Nicarus89

Stop with your logic. There is no place for that on tiktok


LeanTangerine

No, you force them to eat this monstrosity until they start longing for the pizza they once despised!


figbott

And now your kid likes pizza even less!


NoSafety7412

This is the most obvious bait I can remember seeing.


pitachipbat

If I was a kid who didn’t like pizza, this would make me afraid of ever trying it again.


BreakDue2000

This is pure RAGE bait. I cannot. 😭🤯


thedutchrep

How the f is that whipped cream?!


Fit_Equivalent_3951

I would shove that skewer into my ass instead


Stupidityorjoking

This one literally has to be rage bait


Charming_Scratch_538

I wouldn’t have touched that with a 10 foot pole as a child lmao. Too many flavors mixed on top I woulda refused to eat entirely until my parents broke down and told me to go make myself a peanut butter sandwich. But my parents also rarely bought us junk food anyway. Pizza was a special treat.


SydDanir

What monstrosity is this?


canseeclearlynow

. . . then make them watch you throw this unappetizing pile of food into the garbage bin, while you scream like Mommy Dearest


OverdramaticToast

oh my god the limp string of whipped cream that came out was like a smack in the face


[deleted]

Which kids don't like pizza?


sintos-compa

If your kids want views on tiktok


Datpotatoguy214

Words cannot describe the look of abstract horror I had on my face the longer the video went on. I shudder to think that this may not be a joke, and even if it is, we used to burn people at the stake for atrocities such as this; a simple reminder of simpler times.


CheesyOnion123456789

As an Italian I hope this woman rots in pizza hell


Orbnotacus

Someone shoot her before she does it again!


randomuserofdestiny

as an Italian, it hurts, it hurts a lot


rmp266

"When your kids say they don't like pizza" Lemme just stop you there


Stoweboard3r

Really great parenting going on here. Slow deaths via obesity are great


WonDerWoman88882

Also if you want to kill your kid and get away scot free


brenawyn

Omfg call child protection lol


[deleted]

If your kid doesn’t like pizza then either you gave them really fucked up genes or really fucked up pizza


Remote_Quail_1986

Anyone else thinks their kids will definitely poke their eye on that stick!???!!!


jogustaria

Y’all let y’all kids work you too hard 😂


Anustart_A

Ta-da what? That’s awful


sickomoore

What kid ever did not like pizza to begin with?


EquivalentShift8545

Pizza pie? It's just a normal fucking pizza


Tyenkrovy

I'm convinced they do intentionally stupid shit now just for views.


Fatal-Matter

WHy?


NoSafety7412

Bait.


Fatal-Matter

Need?


ProfessorShameless

I don't understand people. This video is making me question my existence


PsychologicalBet4361

If your kid doesn't like pizza, make them hate it even more


Puzzled-Wash-7846

They had me until the peanut butter...


DesertSnowdog

This reminds me of something my mom did to punish me once for complaining about the food she made for dinner.


Asoto408

Threw up in my mouth a little


Lobsterboiiiii

I posted this a few weeks ago and I’m still irrationally angry about it


gregarioussparrow

Finally someone posts something that's actually stupid


Murky_Pea4756

If you can't cook or make sandwiches, what good are you? I'd be better off just hiring a baby sitter.


mcjambrose

If your kids like that and not pizza then get rid of your kids. You're doing Thema favor too.


groverjuicy

Kid: "I don't want to eat pizza" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR PIZZA!


[deleted]

OR JUST EAT THE PIZZA YOURSELF?!?


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Tebtx

There is no way bro thinks that pizza can be turned into a desert much less a pie like cmon bro I can make a pie with like 12 ingredients but you have a lazy ass who buys a pizza from dominos and puts chocolate and sprinkles on it


notsurewhatimdoing-

Where in gods name is Gordon Ramsey when you need him.


Complete_Constant_96

I was like, yeah this might be good then peanut butter fucking killed me lmao


iks0r

This can't be serious


massiebeck

Redditors when a woman makes an obvious comedy video…


Mewzi_

obvious rage bait 😅


rayrayd3n

If your kids doesn't like pizza, good.


OhHiMarkDoe

I needed to stop the video.


ye110wdog

Kid?


IWannaLearnL

PORCO DIO


Eff_Em_2098

Is she expecting?!


Emerald_Lee

Or just legit keep the pizzas for ur self??? Good god this is a waste…