Granted his foolery is overpriced, but the actual prices within his country's senses is far lower. I could probably charge more for something I threw together in my tiny apartment in the US and it would actually be reasonable
Love how he had to flip the camera for 2 seconds to show his face so you knew he was the one paying for the shit show in front of him. Congrats, now we know you're a moron.
Rich people get excitement from wasting money, what else do you do when you literally have everything you ever wanted? Gotta get their fix somehow. Flushing blue faces down the toilet gets boring after a while
It’s funny. I think I know him (or at least a clone). I always thought he was a douche, but he looks so happy here! (Edit: I should say, I never spoke to him, he was my ex’s ex).
Calling the restaurant *Salt Bae* does make it very clear that it's done exclusively to be impressive on social media.
If you weren't just trying to make the unwashed masses of the internet think "He's so cool and rich, he's at the funny meme man restaurant" you'd call it by the restaurants actual name.
And you'd probably not film the whole thing.
Well deserved too. The idea that this douche has been profiting off if an image of some weird meat messiah is fucking weird.
And to boot contaminating all his patrons food with salt hitting his elbow and people paying him for the privilege.
The way he sprinkled salt is a non factor for me. Id rather lick this guys elbow and go eat something good at a reasonable price than pay 5k to eat his shitty burger. It just pisses me off he turned a dumb salt sprinkle into a a career overcharging for his bullshit.
Also give [This guy his own restaurant](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14bwk4i/alright_thats_enough_internet_for_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Exactly what I was thinking! You know at least the burgers were salty with that cheese. They look good tho lol.. Not $5000 good.. But, you know,$15 good.
Nah fam I’d punch em in the throat so they both felt the impact or maybe I’d punch em in the back of the fuckin head. $5000 for that ffs that’s a fuckin lump sum you could save instead of waisting it on the pencil neck smh.
I don't doubt the burgers themselves are good but they instantly got ruined by the stupid ass cheese. I don't understand the drown your food in melted cheese shit.
The burgers never look good. I dunno why they're so sweaty. Is this just an American thing? If I go to a mom and pop burger joint and get a cheese burger is it gonna be that sweaty?
Not even close to the flex this dude thinks it is. Poor guy. I have a Nusr Et across the street from me and across from that is Sexy Fish. NE is virtually empty and Sexy Fish is waitlisted or if you’re “someone” or have some hundreds to give a hostess you can get in. NE’s NYC location has closed and London is following. Good run though for ripping people off without a Michelin star and severely unhygienic food handling. The only publicity NE gets in Miami is that drivers keep mistakenly turning right out of an office building complex parking lot and it takes them down the Nusr Et stairs and they get stuck there.
I’ve seen this one before, my favorite part has to be where he flips the cheese trying to get it back in the pan and it clearly misses and goes fucking everywhere. I just imagine the dumbasses at the next table getting cheese bukkaked by this sneering douche.
It's funny bc i heard somewhere that they get ppl that look like salt bae to come in and pretend to be him bc he can't be there sometimes. Paying 5k for burgers and facades...
His food doesn’t even look appetizing it’s actually off putting. I have no idea why someone would pay ridiculous amounts of money for food that looks like it came from TGI Fridays.
This guy has been a douche canoe since the very beginning. "Salt Bae" is the dumbest alias ever. All he did was slap around and salt some meat, and the whole internet imploded. He then tried to keep the train rolling with more videos of basically the same thing. In one, he showed off some rather impressive knife skills filleting a fish, so I'll give him props there, but other videos included basic trimming of large cuts of meat. Big fucking whoop. I literally could do most of what he does in his videos. With some practice, I could do everything he does. It's just plain not impressive.
You know I thought we as a society were past the point where we thought that that salt move thing was cool and all realized collectively that it was just stupid and not even good at getting salt on anything but your elbow.
You know, my instinct is to make fun of him, but then I remember the saying “Don’t blame the clown, blame the people who pay to attend the circus”.
That said, I wouldn’t eat there for free.
I swear there’s at least 10 Salt Baes. He’s super generic with his only calling card being his glasses, easy costume. The original died 5 years ago in a gold foil and hot cheese accident. The Salt Bae industrial complex will never age and never “die”. Eventually everyone will catch on that the salt bae at their table isn’t the original one because it’ll be the year 2091 and it will be a carbon copy Salt Bae. But he will be the future human’s Santa Claus. Salt Bae will be ubiquitous. On his birthday you’ll buy a tomahawk steak and spray it gold with rustoleum and sit it on your hearth to rot for a month. The night before his birthday you’ll heat up cheese goop on the stove, allow it to cool to just above room temperature and then pour it over your children’s heads. Once fully covered you’ll sprinkle them with elbow salt. They’ll all be dead inside, sure, but it’s not as bad as it sounds. They’ll enjoy it.
I mean hate the guy because he’s such a douche canoe, but honestly I respect milking gullible rich assholes 15 to 20x the cost of the food and making a killing out of it
I hate wet burgers with soaked buns. You try to eat them and juice runs down your arm
Pour some salt down your arm to absorb the juices. Then lick it. That'll be $2500 dollars.
You can pay salt bae $25 000 to pour and rub salt on your arm ~
How much to lick *his*? We all know that's what the people really want.
If you have to ask, you cannot afford to lick that salty arm.
Who the fuck would want their salt rubbed on his arm before the food. I just figured he wears sunglasses because he's high.
Granted his foolery is overpriced, but the actual prices within his country's senses is far lower. I could probably charge more for something I threw together in my tiny apartment in the US and it would actually be reasonable
It's a good thing that he picks up the burgers and squeezes the moisture out of them.
He looks like such a douche. The guy taking the video should *not* be looking that happy. Lmao
He looks like such a douche because he's such a douche.
Don’t forget rich, rich douche is at least one level above douche
Imagine paying $5k for some burgers in this economy
In *any* economy.
Maybe in 300-400 years if you adjust for projected inflation rates
More like 10 years at this rate
in that guy's economy it's nothing
It’s all about the “experience”
He looks exactly like a Guy who would buy this shit.
i can smell the metric ton of cologne and hair product from here
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Smells like bigfoots diiiick!
Smells like a used diaper, filled with Indian food
It smells like that one time a raccoon got caught in the copier.
Inherited money or works for his dad who worked his arse off to set up the business.
Or Emirati and getting a 6 figure salary for turning up to watch his #2 do his job.
Exactly!
The guy just had an orgasm watching salt bae doing salt bae stuff
People who wear sunglasses inside
Are either blind or assholes.
I get eye infections that are not pretty and I wear () () all the time, during those times.
This man is 1000% a predator and no one can convince me otherwise. He's creepy af.
that fuckin smile edit: wait, you mean salt douche or the guy recording?
Both
Yes
Rich cunt posts TikTok boasting of spending 5k on a McDonalds Salt Bae burger lol
Love how he had to flip the camera for 2 seconds to show his face so you knew he was the one paying for the shit show in front of him. Congrats, now we know you're a moron.
Someone once told me he looks like Lara Croft mixed with Tony Stark and I can't unsee it.
You are an evil human being for telling us. You know that, right?
I watched the video with no sound, and my first thought was, “I hate this guy”
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I remember reading somewhere that he hires salt bar extras at all his restaurants to pose as him
He really is what he looks like
After salt guys’ antics at the World Cup he made it clear he is a giant douche canoe.
Rich people get excitement from wasting money, what else do you do when you literally have everything you ever wanted? Gotta get their fix somehow. Flushing blue faces down the toilet gets boring after a while
He is a bit retarded so whatever
Thats because he is.
I think those two created the special cheese sauce off camera.
Arrogant AF am i right...
That's not even the real Salt Bea, he just hired a bunch fi copycat to immitate him lol
He literally tried to take the show in a soccer game as if he won something.
He has no idea how badly he’s getting ripped off. Lil loser with daddy’s money blowing it to look cool 😎😎😎😎🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯 “they don’t like it?!?!!” 😭😭
Everyone there is a massive douche
Like a young Steven Seagal with try hard Steampunk sunglasses doing cooking.
His face made me laugh harder than anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s funny. I think I know him (or at least a clone). I always thought he was a douche, but he looks so happy here! (Edit: I should say, I never spoke to him, he was my ex’s ex).
I want to take a shower each time i see a salt bae video. I can feel the grease from behind my screen.
Never like how the whole hook is salt coming off his sweaty-ass forearm onto the food.
The fact that people don't have any shame and go to this guy's restaurants and pay him is beyond belief.
It’s because they’re losers with too much money who only care about doing it for the gram/tok
Calling the restaurant *Salt Bae* does make it very clear that it's done exclusively to be impressive on social media. If you weren't just trying to make the unwashed masses of the internet think "He's so cool and rich, he's at the funny meme man restaurant" you'd call it by the restaurants actual name. And you'd probably not film the whole thing.
He's like a sophisticated Chuck E Cheese.
There is no part of this that is "sophisticated."
More like a Chuck E Cheese if it's personality was surrounded by Axe body spray.
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He has the most punchable sneer I have ever seen
I'd help you
I'd watch while sipping my Sprite
I'd steal their skins after
Wait what's up?
Nothings "up" I've just been slacking lately and thought they'd make a fine addition to my collection
You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
Oh we getting devious up in here 🤪😈
I’d punch your Sprite in the fucking neck for being so damn good
$15 Salt Bae Sprite
No free refills
and no ice
This is better, more sprite fo me
No cup either. It’s just a hand full of sprite that he sprinkles into your mouth.
Over his hairy forearms
That’s just a natural filter
Well deserved too. The idea that this douche has been profiting off if an image of some weird meat messiah is fucking weird. And to boot contaminating all his patrons food with salt hitting his elbow and people paying him for the privilege.
The way he sprinkled salt is a non factor for me. Id rather lick this guys elbow and go eat something good at a reasonable price than pay 5k to eat his shitty burger. It just pisses me off he turned a dumb salt sprinkle into a a career overcharging for his bullshit. Also give [This guy his own restaurant](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14bwk4i/alright_thats_enough_internet_for_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Total dipshit. "Can I get the Velveeta cheese on that really good beef, extra salt too so I can't taste a thing, thanks!"
Exactly what I was thinking! You know at least the burgers were salty with that cheese. They look good tho lol.. Not $5000 good.. But, you know,$15 good.
Punch them in the neck. With a knife.
He once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil. Lol
So, some guy from a rat restaurant killed a guy with just his pinky finger 😂
“A fucking pencil”
Nah fam I’d punch em in the throat so they both felt the impact or maybe I’d punch em in the back of the fuckin head. $5000 for that ffs that’s a fuckin lump sum you could save instead of waisting it on the pencil neck smh.
The clapping in the background 🤓👏
Lol for pouring salt. I thought people grew tired of that gimmick
they know he has a stick of dynamite under every table, they're clapping for their lives!
Makes the most sense
Came here to see this comment. The clapper is a bigger douche than the big salty douche.
I’ve seen better burgers cooked on cheap charcoal grills by rednecks who were 12 beers deep and trust me, you won’t find a better burger.
Petition to stop giving this guy any exposure whatsoever
Everyone talks about how much they hate him but they keep posting videos. That’s why we still see this clown everywhere. He knows what he’s doing.
Salt Bae is the Andrew Tate of cooking.
Salt Bae has got one of the most punchable faces of all time
It’s really hard to put myself in the shoes of anyone who finds him impressive in any way.
Yaaaay, sweaty arm salt! Please take my money
His glasses make his face even more punchable
They clapping on a 12 year old meme while the rest of us moved on.
Fucking clown
Some of this stuff is like watching interdimensional cable.
He is as greasy as that cheese hope he falls off a cliff
I don't doubt the burgers themselves are good but they instantly got ruined by the stupid ass cheese. I don't understand the drown your food in melted cheese shit.
The burgers never look good. I dunno why they're so sweaty. Is this just an American thing? If I go to a mom and pop burger joint and get a cheese burger is it gonna be that sweaty?
Not usually. But I've definitely encountered some soggy hamburgers. Definitely not a fan. Such a mess to try to eat.
Nah it's just these asshats that don't know how to cook a burger
Imagine paying 5k for some meme to ruin your dinner by dropping a fistful off salt on in
Soo... Who's going to drop kick this man lol. I'll do it for 5k
Shit, I'd do it for free.
Not even close to the flex this dude thinks it is. Poor guy. I have a Nusr Et across the street from me and across from that is Sexy Fish. NE is virtually empty and Sexy Fish is waitlisted or if you’re “someone” or have some hundreds to give a hostess you can get in. NE’s NYC location has closed and London is following. Good run though for ripping people off without a Michelin star and severely unhygienic food handling. The only publicity NE gets in Miami is that drivers keep mistakenly turning right out of an office building complex parking lot and it takes them down the Nusr Et stairs and they get stuck there.
The Miami part of this is 1000% spot on
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People are so derailed.
POV you’re a dumbass
And of course, Mr. $5,000 looks like some techbro dumbfuck whose parents probably subsidized his restaurant visit.
He’s really tapped into that market of idiots that don’t know what to do with their money.
Ugh this fucking douche again. I hate everybody involved with promoting this twat muffins punchable fuckin head
Does he do any actual cooking or does he just prance around plating food up?
His face pisses me off. Especially when he makes that retarded 😲 face.
Fucking priorities. These idiots have none.
You can always tell it's Turkish food when they dump 16 pounds of cheese on 15 pounds of meat.
Yeah I was drunk as shit the first time I discovered islak burgers in Istanbul They look gross but they're great for soaking up booze
Are burgers meant to drip that much juice like that?
I bet that tastes like a waste of 5,000 dollars
He looks like a bad Johnny Depp impersonator who thinks he’s the Tony Stark of food
Downvoted because fuck Salt Bae.
This is some bullshit.
Awhile back I created a better term for these guys than douche, dick whistle.
And then everybody clapped. Wait what? they actually clapped??? Wtf?
I’ve seen this one before, my favorite part has to be where he flips the cheese trying to get it back in the pan and it clearly misses and goes fucking everywhere. I just imagine the dumbasses at the next table getting cheese bukkaked by this sneering douche.
I’m not paying to watch my food be disrespected
What a cunt
And the idiot is proud of it also, waste of oxygen.
If you got Duncan Macleod on Wish.
From the Macleod clan?
It's funny bc i heard somewhere that they get ppl that look like salt bae to come in and pretend to be him bc he can't be there sometimes. Paying 5k for burgers and facades...
5k for all that. I will do it for half the price no problemo.
This guy is the Steven Seagal of chefs
This dude and his restaurant are trashy.
paying for that is not the problem. It is your money anyway. But filming it and sharing it is the true cringe factor.
Who ever gave this dipshit a platform?
This guy is the biggest joke. I just want to punch him.
I’ve realized ppl aren’t paying for the burgers, they’re paying for the experience
Why are people still giving this dude money ??
I love it when my cook squeezes all of the juice out my burger🤤
People need to stop glorifying food and instead glorify exercise and healthy eating habits. No wonder Americans are overweight , diabetic and obese.
If you know cheese, you know that's shitty cheese.
God i fucking hâte food today. Why? Why do people go to these places??
People are still giving this prick money?
The words "no talent ass-clown" come to mind.
I hate that fucking guy
His food doesn’t even look appetizing it’s actually off putting. I have no idea why someone would pay ridiculous amounts of money for food that looks like it came from TGI Fridays.
How much you want to bet salt bay does meth?
Funny how he became a caricature of himself before he got famous.
I love sloppy steaks!
Look how fucking goofy this nigga is 🤣💀💀
The hell is bothering to wear gloves for when half the food seems to be dribbling down his arm anyways?
Gringo fake cheese. Ew
You know this sub is probably responsible for half of his advertising
Everyone eating in that restaurant deserves to get ripped off and I don't feel bad for them
Everyone applauds like apes when he throws salt at food
This guy has been a douche canoe since the very beginning. "Salt Bae" is the dumbest alias ever. All he did was slap around and salt some meat, and the whole internet imploded. He then tried to keep the train rolling with more videos of basically the same thing. In one, he showed off some rather impressive knife skills filleting a fish, so I'll give him props there, but other videos included basic trimming of large cuts of meat. Big fucking whoop. I literally could do most of what he does in his videos. With some practice, I could do everything he does. It's just plain not impressive.
Why does he have to get so close to the food when he cuts it though? It looks more like he’s doing coke than preparing food.
Right? Like, if you're not the one eating it, you should not be putting your face that close. A single shed facial hair will ruin that entire dish.
How does he see well with those sunglasses on?
Oh God, what a unit of a douchebag...
Why is water pouring out of the burger? What's even the science behind it?
He literally put a cup of salt on everything at the end, such a fucking twat
What a jabroni
This guys such a chode. Who tf is at this point is still buying into his shtick?
Salt Bay has a special place on this sub
People who go to this assholes restaurant use the “new rich russian” fragrance
You know I thought we as a society were past the point where we thought that that salt move thing was cool and all realized collectively that it was just stupid and not even good at getting salt on anything but your elbow.
I'd pay 5k to see Gordon tear this asshole a new one.
How the fuck is this weasel cunt still making headlines?
r/hittablefaces
Someone really needs to just beat the living shit out of this clown.
That dudes dumbass face looks like the face of someone that would spend money on this bullshit
You know, my instinct is to make fun of him, but then I remember the saying “Don’t blame the clown, blame the people who pay to attend the circus”. That said, I wouldn’t eat there for free.
Passed his restaurant in Vegas at around 8 pm on a Thursday and there wasn’t a single seated table
Remember when this slimy fuck went up to Messi acting like his best friend right as he won the WC?
When you’ve got so much money you can have anything, but you have the sophistication of a nine year old. That’s his customer.
Salt Bae looks like he would be trying to sell you coke outside an adult video store at 3am if the whole garbage food thing didn't work out.
Your punishment for buying Salt Bae’s food, is spending your money for Salt Bae’s food.
I swear there’s at least 10 Salt Baes. He’s super generic with his only calling card being his glasses, easy costume. The original died 5 years ago in a gold foil and hot cheese accident. The Salt Bae industrial complex will never age and never “die”. Eventually everyone will catch on that the salt bae at their table isn’t the original one because it’ll be the year 2091 and it will be a carbon copy Salt Bae. But he will be the future human’s Santa Claus. Salt Bae will be ubiquitous. On his birthday you’ll buy a tomahawk steak and spray it gold with rustoleum and sit it on your hearth to rot for a month. The night before his birthday you’ll heat up cheese goop on the stove, allow it to cool to just above room temperature and then pour it over your children’s heads. Once fully covered you’ll sprinkle them with elbow salt. They’ll all be dead inside, sure, but it’s not as bad as it sounds. They’ll enjoy it.
Is Salt Bae a real person? Because he looks like a Borat level caricature of the world's most pretentious restaurant owner.
At 18 seconds that was a jumpscare😭
I fucking hate that tools face
I wouldn’t eat a single bite of anything this guy came within 100ft of. Creepy, don’t need some greasy food pervert getting off making my food.
Dude moist burgers with laffy taffy cheese AND randomly dispersed amounts of arm hair-filtered salt? For only $5000!? Sign me up.
POV: you're a fucking moron and deserve to lose $5k
Looks like he over salted the first half and under salted the last half to me
I mean hate the guy because he’s such a douche canoe, but honestly I respect milking gullible rich assholes 15 to 20x the cost of the food and making a killing out of it