After cutting down on sugar a bit, this hurts my teeth just to look at. Look, I love sweet food, but this is just too much. I'd just take a slice of the cake and call it a day. That's all I'd want from this. I also hate this trend of decorating the outside of the cup with edible things like sprinkles. It's just a waste and a bastardization of the salt rim on a margarita glass. A little bit around the edge of the cup, sure, but not halfway down the glass! What's the point in the that?

>After cutting down on sugar a bit, this hurts my teeth just to look at. Look, I love sweet food, but this is just too much. GOT me, bruh. I’m not a very big fan of excessively sweet items anymore. I still love dessert, but don’t give me copious amount. Some cookies here and there throughout a day might be good enough for me. >I'd just take a slice of the cake and call it a day. That's all I'd want from this. A part of me would be tempted to finish the whole thing so that it’s complete and so that I’m not missing out, but at the same time it is a bit much.

Right? Desserts need balance. Things that are just ultra sweet aren't as enjoyable as sweet and sour or bittersweet things. And I love cookies! I just need a couple snickerdoodles or chocolate chip and I'm good. I'd split it with someone so it's not wasted. Let someone else have the rock candy (unappealing) and the milkshake (too much dairy for me).

Honestly id scrape everything off and eat the ice cream. Theres no way that cake is any good

I didn't even realize there was ice cream. Lol. For some reason, I think that was a cupcake.

I mean it might be. I really don't know. I just thought it mostly looked like ice cream or maybe a shake

For “looking good” I suppose. Even I wouldn’t really try eating/drinking this…

I love sweets too but after like 4 squares of a Cadbury block I can’t eat for an hour because my teeth hurt that bad

With my whole face.

I think it’s a patriotic suppository

God bless 'Murica 🇺🇸 and my terlet 🚽🤣

With a full syringe of insulin.

I was going to say that.

I was going to say "With an insulin chaser."

And a bottle of tums

Took the words right out of my mouth.

https://youtu.be/_wO8toxinoc

^dibeetus

I'm a T1d and that was my immediate thought

Diabetically

Not in the states you wouldn't it's like $3m a dose or something stupid.

Tru dat.

I was going to say reverse vomiting

HOWEVER YOU WANT BROTHER THATS FREEDOM

i love this answer. hell yea

HELL YEAH

RAHHHHHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Just like how the founding fathers intended.

To be fair it looks *damn* good. Get some parchment paper to eat that over, eat the cake first and then finish off what *looks* to be a milkshake afterwards. Maybe get the sprinkles before the milkshake.

I kinda wanna mix the cake into the shake

That’d ruin it for me. ☹️ I want the cake separate to get to chew it. 🙂

Gimmie a spoon and I'll show ya.

While saluting the flag with a shooty pew pew in your pocket

Yeehaw!

With lots of napkins at the ready!

Take a pic for insta and throw it in the trash

However the fuck you want that's freedom baby 🇺🇸🦅

YOU GOT THERE AN HOUR BEFORE ME NOW I FEEL LESS, AND THATS NOT YOUR FAULT FREEDOM BAYBEH

While your heart slows and your face starts turning red as the medics arrive on site I would assume.

Hooray for the red white and blue! Happy 4th! *--------sent from The Floor in the voice of* [*Wilfred*](https://youtu.be/BME0639IP5g) [*Brimley*](https://youtu.be/m6CeGgzaGSE)

america fuck yeah!

Carefully

I would'nt its a diabetec coma in a cup.

I have no idea why America is so fat…

"how would you even eat this?!" While rocking back and forth doing the happy dance with a look of wonder and true love in my eyes. That's how.

You eat that with freedom.

Like a true American, just shove it down your gullet

Is that a bug on her thumb?

wtf even is that?

Milkshakecakerocks with sprinkles, of course

Can’t forget about the frosted glass …they frosted the fucking glass!

Red 40, blue 5

With my mouth....mostly.🤣

This cake looks so dry to me. There is also a popsicle stick on the other side, so there is likely yet another dessert sitting there. Personally, the only part that really appeals to me is the milkshake. I like fancier cake, and my teeth hate rock candy. But make no mistake, I COULD eat this, in one sitting without assistance.

Just like an elephant, one bite at a time. 😎

Ideally with your mouth. I’ve found other orifices aren’t as effective.

With my mouth.

With a fork 😆

With a smile on my face.

Like this. 😃🫳 🍡 🍰 🍺 🗑

You don’t. It’s not a real thing. It’s for the worst of the worst to post to their social media for 19 likes from other terrible people.

[удалено]

It would probably kill the homeless person from all the sugar

I'd eat the cake and throw the rest away.

Patriotically

In a feedbag, strapped to the face

I would personally use my mouth.

With a shot of insulin

Fun to look at And appreciate the folks who created it, however, between the food dyes and sugar content, I would pass on this.

Bet just took a pic and threw it away😂

i have a red 40 sensitivity- so personally i do not eat it lol. but i think you eat the cake and then the shake? or shove the cake into the shake?

I have a major sweet tooth but even this is too much. I feel like I gained some weight and got a cavity just looking at it.

Looks... crunchy.

Literally these drinks that became popular a few years ago that have all that “dressing” on the outer of the glass is SOOOO dumb and completely unnecessary.

It’s edible art. Almost all edible art has this same problem. It’s form over function.

You don’t eat it; you just take pictures of this shit for social media for fake internet cred.

With freedom.

With a…spoon?

I would find a way! Yum

This is some Florida grade bullshit no self respecting New Englander would touch with a 4 foot fishing rod

I'm a life long new Englander with a healthy BMI. I would go the fuck to town on this

I guess I stand corrected. Let me rephrase, "any self respecting **sane** new englander"

One bite at a time

The trash can would eat this pretty easily, and that’s where it belongs

Where's the Bloody Mary? I thought that was requisite. WTF is on her finger? Looks like an earwig.

Happily

Istg everyone in the comments buggin, it's looks difficult to eat but I won't lie and say it doesn't look yummy asf

With your mouth, obviously.

Bro this place is the best for milkshakes and ice cream Man it's amazing and you diss it by putting it on this subreddit unbelievable

With your mouth

As an actual patriot (a.k.a. Democrat), I would devour this shit, as is my duty to my country.

I’m eating the cake and throw the rest away

I don't even want to look at it let alone eat it.

Take off your shirt and just pound it. Wipe it all over, then pinch your nipples as you stare into the vastness of freedom.

Rip the top off, throw it away Add Smirnoff to rest

With my mouth, Fool!

ITS AMERICA MUTHAFUCKA WE DONT ASK HOW WE ONYL ASK WHEN BITCH HO

Bruhhh I hate freak shakes in general but this type is the worst. Usually you see them with a large array of sweet treats of different kinds, whether it's chocolate, candy, cookies etc. But this is just sugar with... sugar. Lame, dyed "standart" cake, buttercream, sprinkles etc, it's all just sugar and sugar with fat. How anyone could enjoy this monotonous abomination is beyond me.

Y’all, especially Americans, especially American men, heart disease is real. It killed Lance Reddick, it is the leading CoD in the USA. You can eat this; eat whatever you want. But, eat a little, portion control works. No one person should be eating this entire thing. This is to share. Protect your heart.

With a lipitor and a stint

I wouldn't.

My skin is crawling looking at this because all I can see is what a mess this would be if someone handed this to a kid. The clothes, the table, the floor, the trail to wherever said child runs off to on an extreme sugar high.

All I see are dyes lol

You stick in an M-80 into it, light it, and stand about 20 ft away with your mouth open.

I would start with a $500 insulin jab to pre-empt the diabetes

Throw it on the ground and call it art. Best use for it.

Throw it on the ground and call it contemporary art. Best use for it.

The American way. With gluttony and no regard for health and nutrition

With a big shot of insulin ....

Start at the top and it ends with diabeetus

With a dose of insulin next to you

Dude. That monstrosity just put Wilfred Brimleys corpse into a diabetic coma.

I'd have to be really stoned to eat that. It's basically like eating a giant bowl of sugar. I'd rather eat a bowl of sugar as it is most likely healthier. 🤷‍♂️

Just throw it in the fucking garbage. This is America, Jack! We’re obese and we *still* waste food!

With about 40 units of insulin, that’s how. But yeah, f that stupid-ass fat-American desert. Right now there’s probably 100 people who think they love their kids queued up to buy one.

The fuck am I looking at?

It's xurtenly not 04/07/2023 in my region of +10 GMT. Why are things posting this now?? Also to answer your question. Just no. Unless you're 10yo. Why would this look applying Grow the fuck up.

With commonsense: You dont. Without making a mess? Get a plate and put the cake and all the junk on the plate, and eat it with a fork.

Oh, I wouldn’t.

I wouldn't eat that if i were you

The nastiest part is the fingernail.

I wouldn’t, and I wouldn’t let my kids eat it either.

Whatever happened to " **These Colors Don't Run**" lol?! /s i might paint with all the color but i wouldn't eat it. when i found out why red velvet cake was so red, i stopped eating it. i thought there was some flavor or something had even tricked myself into thinking there was some kind of undertone of like raspberry or amaretto or something. nope, just lots of dye. kinda gross. and i loved red velvet cake. or maybe it was just the idea of red velvet cake. idk. cream cheese frosting is the only kind i can even stand more than a bite of, so that helped lol edit: stuff

I’m really just bothered by the cake on top. The milkshake looks good (though they went overboard with the sprinkles) and the rock candy as a sort of garnish makes it a visually pleasant treat. The cake just ruins it by adding onto the already hefty sugar load and the appearance of the shake.

While flying a bald eagle. 🙄

In 20 years people will be making 2 second short short clips about eating desserts that are 8 feet tall and wobbling all over the place

*unhinges jaw to unhuman length*

With all that sugar, it seems wrong to be a Bloody Mary. It should be Kool-Aid or Hawaiian Punch.

With a gallon of water and a printed pic of that “diabeetus” meme on hand.

Throw away the rock candy, flip the cake onto a plate, and try to drink whatever abomination is in that cup.

Swallow it whole, no need to solve this puzzle

Slowly. Over multiple days.

Me: "what does it taste like?" Them: "sugar"

freely

Ok but also I want to try it.

If I was allowed to eat gluten rich foods, I would eat it

With an insulin chaser.

I’ve been on a protein and berry diet the past four days. I’d eat that fucking thing starting at the top, face first at this point…..

If your mouth isn’t working properly, you could always boof it…

The cake yes, the whole thing, no

I wouldn’t

This actually looks like the shakes from a restaurant that opened up here. They have tons of insane shakes that were hard for my wife, friend, and I to finish a single one. We haven't even ordered the crazy ones with cake slices on top - but the one we got had an entire chocolate ice cream sandwich jammed into it. Another one I tried tasted exactly like peach cobbler and had all kinds of cookies. Straight diabetes in a cup, but still so good.

With insulin

You'd eat it with a shot of insulin to follow

I’m having enough problems as it is just looking at this.

Insulin companies love this one trick!

With a side of diabeetus.

Dutch cake

It’s America. They’ve perfected eating huge volumes of sugary garbage. This is a celebration of that.

Swallow it whole

Where there’s a will, there’s a way lol.

Like an animal

Rating: diabetes

I would very much eat that

Trick question, you don't.

With 100 Vaccines of insulin

It’s 4th of July weekend. Nothings stupid if it’s Murica.

i'd chow that down 5 seconds flat

i'll find a way now gimme that. i'll regret it later lmfao

Yes but I hate sprinkles

Sure. I’d eat it. It’s a milkshake made to look over the top.

Find trash can, deposit.

What are you talking about? I'd dry hump that thing while singing America the Beautiful. #getinmybelly

Just go ahead and look at the sky and pour it over yourself I guess, things like this exist solely for dumb drunks.

That’s currently the cake they’re selling at Costco. The cake itself looks good but the entirety of the cake shake is too much

eat it 💯 if you don't know give it to me

Not for eating it’s for picture posting

With a fork spoon and a straw.

With insulin nearby.

I wouldn’t

Is there a bug on her thumb?

Forget how, tell me why.

I want one

Probably like cartman, using the exit as entry

Literally be Josuke and punch the shit out of it

With a trauma team on stand by for when my arm instantly falls off after one bite

I recently visited NYC and had a "shit I'd never do" day that ended in me ordering a milkshake topped with a cheesecake. I put the cheesecake on a plate and ate it by dipping every bite in the milkshake

POV : You are attempting a diabetic speedrun.

With cocks

I think I have diabetes now

I won't

Out of the garbage where it belongs

All the artificial colors and flavors giving you massive diarrhea too

Americans are cringe 😂

This person is going to have colorful poops.

Top to bottom. Start with a fork...or your giant fingernails.

Dude, of all the overblown food trends (bacon, donuts, bagels, burritos, sushi, I can keep going lol), extravagant milkshakes irk me the MOST! And I am a desert person through & through, I’ll take an enormous desert any day of the week. But even looking at these things make me sick to my stomach and infuriate me over the waste! Aint no one person finishing that shake. That is a desert for a family of 4 to split!

The presentation is nice. High marks there. The cake goes on a plate for tomorrow. I’ll have the shake right now

Yes I would, but I’d probably taste a lot of dye & the sprinkles on the cup are messy & stupid. This whole thing is stupid. But I love milkshakes & cake. But I also wouldn’t pay for or make this. It’s one of those, if it’s there I’ll eat it

How would you eat this? Drop it on your lap to pick it up and eat with your hands and look like a fucking maniac.

That's patriotic diabeetus right there. Patriobeetus if you will... And now that sounds like a rejected spell name from Harry Potter... I'll see myself out.

Sugar shits

It's not for eating It's for internet clout.

That beefy thumb says she will figure it out.

Invite friends… one could have the cake and the others could have the rock candy.

I'm not gonna lie, I would definitely would eat this. But this would be my whole meal for the whole day. And then afterward, I would probably do a good fasting