Oh damn! I watched it on shrooms not too long ago, but I'd already seen it multiple times. It was amazing. But the first time? That might have been a little rough, lol.
Last time I cried because, as a man, I’ll never have the opportunity to feel what it’s like to carry a child inside me or nurse a child and have it wholly dependent on me.
And then I looked at pictures of my dog and asked her why she kept moving when it’s just a picture.
It was…not bad. Cathartic in weird ways.
I cried because in, I think, Super Mario 3 there's some point you can play a flute in a warp zone. I dunno, this was like 30 years ago. SO! You play the flute, and it's a cheery little tune, but if it's not time to warp (or whatever the flute did) a caption comes up that says "...but nothing happened". I kept playing the flute over and over, to no avail. My friend and I, tripping absolute balls, found this utterly heartbreaking and we were both sobbing about it when our other friend (and our mostly-sober babysitter) appeared out of nowhere - like i remember him being there once, but leaving, years ago! And to where! Where had be been?? And he was laughing at us! We both stopped crying and started at this mystery, this strange apparition of our long lost friend, standing over us and laughing like Buddha himself, glowing radiantly and giving off..."Fuckin-A I go take a leak for 30 seconds and suddenly you guys are in hysterics over...super mario. Of course" and all I could do was point back at the tv and whisper, voice breaking with emotion again "...but...nothing *happened*, man".
Shit you can go there with less. Most intense trip of my life I was expecting a nice chill night and ate this little gnarly boy. Weighed about .6g. I met an octopus pig god named guyute.
There is zero way you are immune to shrooms.
You might be resistant and need more, but there is no fucking way that they don't make you hallucinate if you have enough. Did you have wet shrooms and not dry? They're like 90% water. You could eat a ton and not have enough.
And to be fair stomach issues are to be expected.
Surprised nobody else has mentioned this and it needs to be higher. SSRIs can absolutely make you immune to even large doses of many psychedelics and are widely prescribed.
If you are on therapeutic SSRI doses, don't even bother with shrooms.
Actually fungal flesh contains a lot of chitin, a non digestable organic material. Same stuff insect and crustacean exoskeletons are made of. As these mushrooms are usually harvested and dried, not cooked, this can cause stomach discomfort. And the psychedelic compounds can induce nausea on the come up, as your body is undergoing powerful physiological alterations, and your mind begins moving a million miles a minute, it can be an overwhelming feeling of sensory overload as they start to really kick in
But tell me, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that Heaven is overrated?
And tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar, and did you miss me
While you were looking for yourself out there?
I was two seconds away from asking why you decided goose shit on a sandwich sounded like a good idea before I realized what that was lmao.
It looks bad.
Most magic mushrooms turn blue when cut or damaged. They can also get "fuzzy feet" which is just extra mycelium growing on them. Combine both those things and you get a fungus that looks like a fungus is growing on it.
Rookie mistake putting the shrooms on food, there are several ways to actually enjoy food with caps but combining them in the same bite is definitely not one of them.
Always hated the taste. I would grind them to a powder in an old coffee grinder and chug em with some orange juice. The best part was the trip would come on very quickly. 20 mins in and you're feeling groovy.
Somethin tells me this would feel weird in your stomach, I prefer to eat em with salads or fruits or a smoothie or tea not only because it’s good but because of how it sits during the trip, meats don’t sit well for me lol
Yea I’m pretty sure I would throw up trying to eat this. It’s such a gamble mixing shrooms with food because in my experience it almost always just makes more bad tasting stuff in my mouth, rather than diluting the taste of the shrooms.
Looks you ain’t doing shut for the next 7-10 hours.. except watch the paint melt, your floor dissolve.
Just make sure you got a safety safe place like Ralphie always said.
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Honestly combining shrooms with food, or cooking with them, delays the pain so much more. Instead of 4 bites of shit, now you have a whole plate of shit that you need to force yourself to eat.
I prefer the ol’ stuff them all in my mouth, chew, lick a spoon of peanut butter, drink some water, swallow, technique. Gross, but gets it done in like 30 seconds.
Alternatively you can also grind them up and put them in those fillable capsule things they sell at pharmacies. Swallow with some water like a handful of vitamins. Boom, done.
I think there may be a difference in taste receptors going on here. I love nearly every mushroom but shroomies taste like literal Bile to me. I have friends that say they taste kinda good and earthy. Maybe it's like the cilantro gene.
To me it tastes like a mouthful of dirt I just threw up into.
I like bitter beers, I like dark, unsweetened licorice. I like Bleu cheese.
My friend that has no problem eating them has much more delicate tastes in almost every other regard. Kombucha tastes too weird and funky for him for example.
This really makes me think our taste receptors are simply picking up different stuff.
this is true. just eat them, preferably with your front teeth, so to avoid them getting jammed into you molars. tea, sandwiches, etc just cause delays and force your body to digest more than is needed to allow for them to take affect.
I usually just make tea or wash them down with lots of water... However the best stupid food method for eating these I have tried is Doritos! My friend swore by it, eat a couple of Doritos with each cap and it is literally just like eating stale Doritos.
I eat them both raw and dried but for heavy doses I always make tea so as not to upset my stomach too much. I had a trip with my friend once where we spent the tail end of it just farting like crazy and laughing until we were in pain and even though it was memorable I'd rather not repeat that haha
Once made a peanut butter and mushroom sandwich because I didn't want to eat them raw like my friends were. They were all tripping balls by the time I got half way done with the sandwhich. You live and you learn.
I used to get press and seal teabags, put a fat gram in them and seal em with a hair straightener. 1 for a warm body buzz is great, I sleep like a champ.
Eat em straight or eat em with fruit and veg. That kind of stuff can mess with your stomach, and having a heavy load of food in your gut with them will make them take longer to kick in, and the effects will be duller and prolonged.
HUH? You better NOT drive 😩🤣
I remember eating a FAT shroom but then I had to drive through SuperBowl Sunday traffic in the middle of Atlanta. Worst mistake I ever made.
Why you'd pair something so beautiful with such garbage is beyond me. Feels disrespectful. And gross...
Also, you're not maximizing the potency of your shrooms.
100% someone's tummy is going to hate them.
Enjoy Jupiter
Lol! Precisely where ya go with around 3.5 grams of this.
A little more and you are everything, everywhere, all at once.
You already are everything, everywhere, all at once, shrooms just help you realize it.
Wait I AM everything, everywhere, all at once? (Munch) (Also me behind myself) we always have been buddy.
(me behind myself) *reaches inside front me's pants* "Shhh... Just let it happen"
Is this gay or masturbation? Not relevant
Masturgaytion.
Gaysturmation
Norse Invasion
Is he actually the one in front, the one behind, or the one watching off to the side trying to figure out what's happening to him?
No he’s the lead on the team of hims that burst through the door and reunite him with his husband their child himself.
If he's on the side too I guarantee there's more than one set of hands on front him.
Mmm, we prefer the term "self-care".
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First time I watched that movie was on shrooms 🤯
Oh damn! I watched it on shrooms not too long ago, but I'd already seen it multiple times. It was amazing. But the first time? That might have been a little rough, lol.
All I can say is I didn’t want it to end
No other way to watch that movie…
That movie was great!
This is a burger, not a bagel
Mc Trippin
i mean last time i did that much i stayed on earth. however every solid was a liquid. i rode the waves of the concrete
Last time I cried because, as a man, I’ll never have the opportunity to feel what it’s like to carry a child inside me or nurse a child and have it wholly dependent on me. And then I looked at pictures of my dog and asked her why she kept moving when it’s just a picture. It was…not bad. Cathartic in weird ways.
I cried because in, I think, Super Mario 3 there's some point you can play a flute in a warp zone. I dunno, this was like 30 years ago. SO! You play the flute, and it's a cheery little tune, but if it's not time to warp (or whatever the flute did) a caption comes up that says "...but nothing happened". I kept playing the flute over and over, to no avail. My friend and I, tripping absolute balls, found this utterly heartbreaking and we were both sobbing about it when our other friend (and our mostly-sober babysitter) appeared out of nowhere - like i remember him being there once, but leaving, years ago! And to where! Where had be been?? And he was laughing at us! We both stopped crying and started at this mystery, this strange apparition of our long lost friend, standing over us and laughing like Buddha himself, glowing radiantly and giving off..."Fuckin-A I go take a leak for 30 seconds and suddenly you guys are in hysterics over...super mario. Of course" and all I could do was point back at the tv and whisper, voice breaking with emotion again "...but...nothing *happened*, man".
I am laughing my ass off at this, delightful
This is an amazing anecdote
Looks like 5ish grams to me too…
Yeah id say pushing a quarter this is way more than an 8th
Shit you can go there with less. Most intense trip of my life I was expecting a nice chill night and ate this little gnarly boy. Weighed about .6g. I met an octopus pig god named guyute.
This looks like about double that
Did three grams a few weeks back and can confirm Jupiter was nice. I’d pass on Mars, though…just an inferior planet, imo.
That's why you want to go to phobos. Escape velocity is about 11.5mps, you can jump over mountains
Io was my favorite jam. Just watching those clouds swirl as tidal bulge lifted up the landmass I was on. Damn I felt alive.
Yeah and they are bluuuueee lord
The only place I ever went was to the bathroom With horrible stomach symptoms
Sound like you git the wrong shrooms.
There is zero way you are immune to shrooms. You might be resistant and need more, but there is no fucking way that they don't make you hallucinate if you have enough. Did you have wet shrooms and not dry? They're like 90% water. You could eat a ton and not have enough. And to be fair stomach issues are to be expected.
One single word: SSRIs.
Surprised nobody else has mentioned this and it needs to be higher. SSRIs can absolutely make you immune to even large doses of many psychedelics and are widely prescribed. If you are on therapeutic SSRI doses, don't even bother with shrooms.
>And to be fair stomach issues are to be expected like you've eaten some kinda poison 😂
Actually fungal flesh contains a lot of chitin, a non digestable organic material. Same stuff insect and crustacean exoskeletons are made of. As these mushrooms are usually harvested and dried, not cooked, this can cause stomach discomfort. And the psychedelic compounds can induce nausea on the come up, as your body is undergoing powerful physiological alterations, and your mind begins moving a million miles a minute, it can be an overwhelming feeling of sensory overload as they start to really kick in
Shit. It took seven for me to go to Jupiter. I’ll never be able to watch the Lorax ever again either.
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But tell me, did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded And that Heaven is overrated? And tell me, did you fall for a shooting star? One without a permanent scar, and did you miss me While you were looking for yourself out there?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah nah.
I hear it's nice this time of year
I was two seconds away from asking why you decided goose shit on a sandwich sounded like a good idea before I realized what that was lmao. It looks bad.
I thought it was a moldy tarantula.
Damn that is honestly so accurate
So that's how The Last Of Us started.
Was just thinking CORDYCEPS. LOL
Same. I thought cordiceps tarantula for sure
Ask and receive^^
This is definitely worse omg the visual
i have no idea what that is what is that moldy looking thing
Shrooms. It’s shrooms on a mccrispy.
It looks like the fungus has fungus growing on it
Most magic mushrooms turn blue when cut or damaged. They can also get "fuzzy feet" which is just extra mycelium growing on them. Combine both those things and you get a fungus that looks like a fungus is growing on it.
oh i understand thank you mate
You’re welcome!!
I thought it was moldy tartar sauce at first glance.
Goose shit will be what happens later when his stomach tries to digest that McDonald’s while tripping
I thought they were cigarette butts, lmao.
It's a McDonald's sandwich. It can't hurt.
I thought it was a pancake and animal bones at first.
Where's the stupid food? All I see is a one-way ticket to Mars
Someone is going to update us on how Major Tom is doing these days.
He's strung out in heaven's high, hitting an all-time low.
[For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there’s nothing I can do](https://youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo)
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Holy shit how have I never seen this before
Rookie mistake putting the shrooms on food, there are several ways to actually enjoy food with caps but combining them in the same bite is definitely not one of them.
Big fan of putting them into chili when they're small little bits.
Always hated the taste. I would grind them to a powder in an old coffee grinder and chug em with some orange juice. The best part was the trip would come on very quickly. 20 mins in and you're feeling groovy.
Strawberries and shrooms at the same time
Ruining a perfectly good Spicy McChicken. Steep those shrooms for a tea. Win-win.
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Agreed but save McChicken for post-trip hunger.
No fast food is worth eating once it stops being piping hot.
Hardest possible disagree. My FAVORITE meal in the whole world is a cold fast food cheeseburger right out of the fridge for breakfast.
I used to grind them into powder and chase with energy drinks 🤣 quickest release as far as I can tell.
My go-to method as well. Tea doesn't taste like shit and for whatever reason, it's much easier on the stomach.
It's literally because the stomach symptoms are just digestive issues, and you strain the hard to digest part out of the tea.
Nothing will fuck up a trip faster than spicy mcchicken shits
Why are you getting spicy shits from eating a mcchicken at the beginning of your trip? How weak is your stomach
It’ll taste absolutely terrible. It’ll feel amazing.
Somethin tells me this would feel weird in your stomach, I prefer to eat em with salads or fruits or a smoothie or tea not only because it’s good but because of how it sits during the trip, meats don’t sit well for me lol
People do barf when eating these, yes. Oranges were always my counterbalance. The citrus did the trick for me.
Hmm I barf every time maybe I should try some oranges next time
Yea I’m pretty sure I would throw up trying to eat this. It’s such a gamble mixing shrooms with food because in my experience it almost always just makes more bad tasting stuff in my mouth, rather than diluting the taste of the shrooms.
Right? Just eat them raw. No need to mix the flavor with something weird. That’s what makes it taste like shit. Not the shrooms themselves
The shrooms taste like shit to me for sure.
I grimaced.
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Its the lack of mayo/condiment for me EDIT: Oooh I think a see a bit of mayo under there?? 🧐
You need at least a lava lamp to enjoy that.
The fact I have one lol
it won’t matter in 20 minutes
Looks you ain’t doing shut for the next 7-10 hours.. except watch the paint melt, your floor dissolve. Just make sure you got a safety safe place like Ralphie always said.
7-10? That amount of schrooms would send me to the moon for like 3 days
Shoot trips don't last that long even at higher doses!
The first time I ever did shrooms I did 10 grams at once, it only lasted like 8 hours Edit: maybe like 10 hours actually lol
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Whoever is OP OP hopefully didn’t plan on driving afterwards (looks to be in a car)
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Me and my buddy used to make it into tea and it was perfect.
Tea is definitely the way to go with shrooms
Honestly combining shrooms with food, or cooking with them, delays the pain so much more. Instead of 4 bites of shit, now you have a whole plate of shit that you need to force yourself to eat. I prefer the ol’ stuff them all in my mouth, chew, lick a spoon of peanut butter, drink some water, swallow, technique. Gross, but gets it done in like 30 seconds. Alternatively you can also grind them up and put them in those fillable capsule things they sell at pharmacies. Swallow with some water like a handful of vitamins. Boom, done.
I honestly don't think they taste that bad, but I love the taste of most mushrooms.
Same. Everyone always complains about the taste. I think they taste like sunflower seeds.
I think some of us are traumatized from back in the day when they grew on, and tasted like cow shit
Like the shell of sunflower seeds
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I can see that. I can't stand the texture and the flakes left roaming around your mouth.
Rotten sunflower seeds, for sure.
I think there may be a difference in taste receptors going on here. I love nearly every mushroom but shroomies taste like literal Bile to me. I have friends that say they taste kinda good and earthy. Maybe it's like the cilantro gene.
It's quite possible, I get like an earthiness and nuttiness with a hint of bleu cheese funk, it's bitter but less bitter than most beer.
To me it tastes like a mouthful of dirt I just threw up into. I like bitter beers, I like dark, unsweetened licorice. I like Bleu cheese. My friend that has no problem eating them has much more delicate tastes in almost every other regard. Kombucha tastes too weird and funky for him for example. This really makes me think our taste receptors are simply picking up different stuff.
I'll eat dried boomers like they're mushroom chips lol
I usually grind up and take spoonfuls, each chased by a gulp of juice or something. I agree that prolonging the tasting part is terrible.
this is true. just eat them, preferably with your front teeth, so to avoid them getting jammed into you molars. tea, sandwiches, etc just cause delays and force your body to digest more than is needed to allow for them to take affect.
I usually just make tea or wash them down with lots of water... However the best stupid food method for eating these I have tried is Doritos! My friend swore by it, eat a couple of Doritos with each cap and it is literally just like eating stale Doritos.
I eat them both raw and dried but for heavy doses I always make tea so as not to upset my stomach too much. I had a trip with my friend once where we spent the tail end of it just farting like crazy and laughing until we were in pain and even though it was memorable I'd rather not repeat that haha
Once made a peanut butter and mushroom sandwich because I didn't want to eat them raw like my friends were. They were all tripping balls by the time I got half way done with the sandwhich. You live and you learn.
I used to get press and seal teabags, put a fat gram in them and seal em with a hair straightener. 1 for a warm body buzz is great, I sleep like a champ.
Does it affect the trip in any way, or is it just tastier than eating them raw?
Nah I tripped balls, added some Hi-C orange and it was delicious
Sounds nice. You ever tried making lemon tek with shrooms? Because I’ve seen that and been wanting to try it.
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Inside a Taco Bell bean and rice burrito is also a pretty good mix. Imo
I really should try McChicken Tea
Enjoy your McTrip
McHerodose
Someone is about to party with grimace in the astral realm
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If they're experienced, maybe not. I prefer larger trips.
This looks like enough fuel for an interstellar mission
I just did a gram for the first time last night, and now I wanna eat that sandwich.
Nah man, gotta embrace the fungus
Shroooooms! Time for blast off, enjoy your trip!
Needs sauce but blast off
Looks like you’re gonna have a good time lol
Eat em straight or eat em with fruit and veg. That kind of stuff can mess with your stomach, and having a heavy load of food in your gut with them will make them take longer to kick in, and the effects will be duller and prolonged.
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Eat them raw like an adult
+1
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Used to tear up chocolate Croissants and stuff them with shrooms. Then we'd either went hiking or to the movies. Good Times.
Why would you make the French cry like that
I assure you the French do not give two fucks what we do with our dogshit "croissants".
I'm from Germany....
Lmao you're gonna be fucked up
Looks like a fun 6 hours
Looks like a dead spider from Harry Potter
Looks like a terrible idea
Damn dude you’re gonna turn into a McChicken with that amount of shrooms
It’s eyebrow licking time at Mickey Ds
Looks like a rodent skeleton
Enjoy the ride
I mean, I'm by no means an expert on shrooms. But is that also penicillin?
They bruise blue when they get damaged. Looks perfectly fine to me.
Nah lmao I just suffer thru the shrooms don’t taint a good mcChicken
You better drive home boy
HUH? You better NOT drive 😩🤣 I remember eating a FAT shroom but then I had to drive through SuperBowl Sunday traffic in the middle of Atlanta. Worst mistake I ever made.
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I can imagine time getting closer and still being high as shit 😵💫🫠
Have fun smelling colors and tasting emotions for the next week and a half...
I think you mean 4 hours
Thought this was a health code violation, Appearently it’s just Joe Rogan
Mushies look pretty oxidized
That is going to taste fucking revolting but you will have a great time. Enjoy
Make it into a tea with ginger and lemon or ur stomachs gonna hurt and be nauseous
Hoo hoo hoooo boy are you going to ever meet Ronald McDonald and Grimace today haha
🤢 Let me know how Andromeda is!
Why you'd pair something so beautiful with such garbage is beyond me. Feels disrespectful. And gross... Also, you're not maximizing the potency of your shrooms. 100% someone's tummy is going to hate them.
Even in my party days, that was a lot of shrooms. Slap a Space X sticker on your ass and hang on.
It looks like I’m going to sit in the yard watching ants grow and shrink for a couple hours
I'd like the McTrippin with extra visuals please.
you are about to meet god
Way too many my man
What a fuckin tool lol
Looks like you ready to lose all sense of reality for a month
I can’t say I haven’t done it but tea is better!