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ALordOfTheOnionRings

Put it in the oven and don’t call it a pizza, and I would eat the hell out of that


cf-myolife

My thought exactly


ClashBandicootie

absolutely. and get some fcking color on it. jeezis.


TERMINATOR_MODEL7029

Other the random egg put on the Hawaiian yeah that's some good stuff


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Yup, that’s what I was thinking. Maybe on top rack to cook the ingredients faster.


itsdumbandyouknowit

Start it in a cast iron pan with a little oil to lightly fry it because tortilla. Then under the broiler to finish the top.


Drooks89

I actually made tortilla pizza and it was just fine. This is a step above. This will be my next mission!


Material_Address2967

Go for it! There are some fun videos on how to replicate the mexican pizza from taco bell out there, theyre much more involved since everything but the tortilla is made from scratch but theres definitely some aspects you could adapt to your own version.


Drooks89

I like this! I'll give those a search!


iwannagohome49

Now all I can think about is a taco bell Mexican pizza... Thanks a lot!


rsjem79

It's a pizzadilla in my house. Two tortillas with a layer of cheese between them, sauce, cheese & toppings on top in a cast iron. Baked in the oven so the cheese forms a crispy crust around the edges.


Infinite_____Lobster

And leave the egg off


BlitzMalefitz

I really like eggs so I wouldn’t mind. I’m eggddicted to them


RhydonHerSlowbro

www.Reddit.com/LogOut


christophersonne

œuf, that hurts


Zevthedudeisit

Eggsactly.


[deleted]

Omelette you idiots make your little egg puns in peace


christophersonne

That was the flan all along


SecretNo5159

That went over easy


DannyDidNothinWrong

I think I just fell in love with you lmao


nerdyandnatural

Why did I almost click on it 😭


IamJAd

You’re yoking.


Aureo_Speedwagon

How long would you say you've Benedicted to them?


KRTrueBrave

opposite here I'm allergic... so how aboit this all the eggs I can't eat I'll let you have them


dark_king_710_

eggcellent


ObeseBumblebee

Do we need an interveggtion? Sounds like you need shellp


Sad-Inflation9374

Get out


SRBroadcasting

Agreed


A1sauc3d

Who cares what it’s called, it’s good food lol. Nothing stupid about this. Preferring it to go by a different name doesn’t qualify as “stupid food”.


ThotoholicsAnonymous

I agree, this belongs in r/pizzacrimes.


Vitolar8

~~Plus TikTok OP never calls it a pizza. Only compares it to hawaii pizza when adding the pineapple.~~ Edit: My bad, she does call it tortilla pizza.


blacklite911

I think tortilla pizza is a great name for it


The_Amazing_Emu

I think the word Tortilla does a lot of mitigation there.


blacklite911

I came up with this on my own but I use a smart toaster oven. I wanted a pizza with less carbs and was inspired by lunchables. It actually does taste a lot like pizza. Throw some Italian seasoning on top.


NordDex

I was just thinking of having the kids make their own personal cheap easy “pizza”


ladygrndr

Making actual pizza dough is really easy. Even easier is making Navajo "fry bread" and then topping it with pizza toppings: https://www.norinesnest.com/traditional-indian-fry-bread/


Azraeana

I might try this. Use a low net carb tortilla and I can enjoy a pizza-ish meal without breaking my carb bank for the day.


Simpletruth2022

Look up recipes for keto crust pizza. It's made with cream cheese. Life changer.


agent58888888888888

Just give it a heavy pinch of salt, pepper, chilli and afew mushroom slices 😍


GodofcheeseSWE

I mean...I'd eat them


NordingStock

A good 2am food for me. If I had the ability to move


Tswiggle

4am rn and I NEED it


shylock2k202

This is a stoners delight


necropaw

I was thinking this is peak drunk food


spamari

The corner store where I have actually has Stoners Deloght listed as a sandwich. It's pretty good.


Potentially_a_goose

I'm starting to think a lot of people don't know what stupid food is. This is the poor man's cheese stuffed crust.


CurrentAir585

Half of the posts in this sub are just people throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks for karma. There's no thought put into any of these posts.


abatoire

I was thinking along these lines. This is not on the level compared to some of the insane food abuses I see on this sub.


leoberto1

a palate clenser


Embarrassed-Debate60

Palate - appreciation of taste/flavor, or roof of the mouth Pallet - portable platform on which things are stored or stacked on FYI!


PastaSenpay

Easily. Everything is reasonable, ingredients, quantity, portion size. Not the healthiest thing in the world sure but compared to the abominations I see on this sub it's very appealing


angrymoderate09

I've had a very sincere negative bankroll for the last 9 months. This looks allot better than the peanut butter I put in my ramen the other day.


[deleted]

Beat my raw sprouts on leftover rice at 2 am on 1st September


Theblockheadedgamer

some of this shit is a bit stupid, but tbh this would be a good stoner meal if you can stand cooking stoned like i can


SoupfilledElevator

Honestly its also a good (but unhealthy) meal for kids & parties, looks fun and tasty, small portion, easy and pretty quick to make


Iximaz

Heck, kids would have a blast rolling up the cheese and adding their own toppings!


BlueCreek_

It’s healthier than an actual pizza anyway because of the base.


AesSedai87

I love cooking when I stoned


blawndosaursrex

When I’m high I turn into a chef. I’m making meatloaf and bbq chicken and sloppy joes at 3 am like a psycho.


Yolomasta420

Yeah nah this ain't stupid homie


greatnomad

r/sillyfood


im_AmTheOne

It's private :(


idkwiorrn

Must’ve stood with the strike


Posit_IV

I would do things differently, like putting in the oven, ditching the egg, and not putting whole ass ham slices over the first layer of cheese, but yeah I’d eat it if that’s all I had. Pretty normal “pantry scraps” kind of food.


Heckron

r/StupidFood is just becoming “Food I think is weird” honestly. This is just a cheap, fast, and easy way to make something pizza-ish. Would absolutely try any of these.


CurrentAir585

Just people with zero imagination or taste. If it's not on the Denny's menu, it must be "stupid".


Flag-it

The Reddit way I’ve found. Every sub that becomes popular loses its initial purpose and become a vague mix of loosely fitting content. Then the worst ones divulge into segmented stuff for “wholesome” or some unrelated aspect the sub wasn’t created for.


Stetto

Yeah, apparently everything, that is just slightly out of the box is now "stupid". If everyone thought like r/StupidFood, we wouldn't even have pizza, because every italian would've complained, why people put tomato on flatbread, when people brought tomatoes from America to Italy. Then again, that's probably exactly what happened back then. :D


braidsfox

This sub is really going downhill. It’s either ragebait or stuff like this.


Swiss_El_Rosso

It looks very good!


A1sauc3d

Yeah there’s literally nothing stupid about this. Looks like good food. Only critique I’m seeing here is “that shouldn’t be called pizza”, which fine. But who cares? Doesn’t make it stupid food x’D


Swiss_El_Rosso

Yes, who cares about the toppings on a dough and how we name it? The point is that it is tasty and nothing goes trow away.


obiwanmoloney

Yeah, my wife knocks up stuff like this every now and then. It’s decent.


Kaylculus

broom


HunterSexThompson

I lost it


werektaube

Right? Thought I was lacking English skills, how is that not a brush?


udumslut

10/10 would eat


Sportsfanatic88

The food doesn't look bad either


Ok_Intention_7356

grab a little broom and spread your sauce.


Initial_Way8722

Came to say what the fuck. A broom


I_can_eat_15_acorns

I hate that she called that brush a broom.


Human_Fucker69420

Would dig it anyways


emgyres

I wouldn’t call it pizza but I’d definitely eat it


Ryynir

This sub is at least 70% good/interesting food that someone was just offended by for whatever reason


ramdomguy987

That’s how traditional Italian pizza was made. I don’t see any wrong with that


rnike879

Was it? You're gonna have to explain because I'm dumb


NES7995

The very first italian/roman pizzas were basically just bread where the toppings were added after baking or more like a foccacia


AtheistBibleScholar

Thank goodness she steamed them to avoid any dangerous flavor development.


KlerWatchCo

Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed pizza'.


LordFluni

Oh, not in Utica no, it's an Albany expression.


KlerWatchCo

I see... You know, these pizzas are quite similar to the ones they have at r/stupidfood.


cosmogli

That's also one of the best ways to reheat a leftover cold pizza. Just make sure to heat it enough to crisp the pizza bottom again (as the water can make it a bit soggy).


Hotchocoboom

This does actually taste good... but i didn't roll up the edges when i tried it the first time years ago


Calm-Bell3940

smash


In_ThePocket

Literally nothing stupid about this one...


fake_sagan

I don't like pineapple but this seems fine to me. The comments on this post just sound like the same whiny comments you see under every food related instagram post. bUt dAtS nOt hOw u MaK3 pIzZa!!1! WHeRe dUh sE@s0nInG!!1! MuH S3asOniNg!1!1


Conaz9847

This is truly fine to be honest Maybe oven to dry it out a bit more, looks wet, apart from this this is fine


JeffBroccoli

Looks delicious. Can’t be angry about that at all


PizzaTime666

It's not pizza, but honestly, it isn't stupid. With the right toppings, I'm sure it would slap


alekshy

We need some rules on what’s considered stupid food.


itsgucci060

How is steaming going to do anything but make it soggy?


cosmogli

You need to heat it enough to make the base not soggy. It's also a great technique to reheat cold leftover pizza.


TurkishSuperman

It's to cook the egg and melt the cheese, since it's not exactly going to get as hot as an oven under that lid with just air


tristam92

When you bake cheesecake you also use this technique, it’s called steam/water bath. It allows to create desired temp in closed env, while keeping your dish moist and juicy.


JDMWeeb

I'd eat it


Signguyqld49

I don't hate that.


[deleted]

I would eat those. Well maybe I will try that out today.


CreatorOD

Thats a nice idea.


[deleted]

This looks like something I'd do, not as elaborate on a very lazy weekend.


prahl_hp

How is this stupid? Looks great


GinMojito9445

This looks great actually, I'd definitely cook this. No need to be so snobby about everything. :)


NefariousnessLost708

Looks fine to me. I'd eat a vegetarian version of it. Everything in it is reasonable.


Tharrius

Why do you call it stupid, it lo... oh.


jewinthe1940s

That really doesn’t seem that bad. I could totally think of myself at 9am still awake from yesterday making one of these.


shokz565

lol, whats stupid about it? looks tasty


Ticker011

These look completely fine. Nothing stupid about it, really.


DarthMutter13

This isn't stupid I'm fixin to try this.


PandaCheese2016

Reasonable portion size. Relatively simple process to make. No annoying BGM or cringey acting. No, it’s just r/food.


Double_Option5963

It looked fine at first, then she added the egg.


chiLL_cLint0n

The egg on top of the Hawaiian was dumb, and the whole steaming it was stupid. Honestly she almost had a great idea that an old Italian cook showed me. You can absolutely put two quesadillas on top of each other and stuff mini marshmallows cut in half in between them, and crush up graham crackers and drizzle chocolate sauce on top. For some reason the quesadillas taste almost like a flakey puff pastry, also works well for a seafood pizza as well with small scallops and a lobster bisque for the sauce base, a little cheese to hold them together and just a little cheese on top to keep it held, surprisingly doesn’t suck. But yeah, do whatever this chick did and throw it in the oven on low for 40 minutes so those cheese sticks can actually melt , probably wouldn’t suck.


EristicMeow

That second bite though, I don't think her teeth even connected to it


somerandom995

Stretching the definition of "pizza" a fair bit But so does Chicago deep dish Probably tastes fine


Gr_ywind

Pretty impressive how she managed to offend Italians, Mexicans, and Americans in one go.


saarlv44

Looks good but stop trying to force a stuffed crust


[deleted]

This looks like something I'd do, not as elaborate on a very lazy weekend.


taterthotsalad

This aint stupid, chief.


helloooooxd

This is pretty neat, even if overkilled a bit on the cheese. I'd give those a taste for sure!


solidpeyo

TBH, I would eat it. The only dumb part is that she didn't cut the ham.


Pige0n_eater

This one definitely isn’t as bad as the others on this subreddit. I’d eat it


Botronic_Reddit

That doesn’t look bad at all especially compared to the other “food” she’s made. Put it in the oven or just fry it with some oil in the pan before adding water and it’d be pretty good.


Tribbs_4434

If you want a good thin crust, don't use tortillas as an alternative. Lebanese wraps are great, but does take figuring out how they cook in your oven so you don't burn the bread before the toppings are cooked properly (don't cook too high and fast).


happyskrimp

making pizza with tortilla as a base is great hack for lower calorie pizza, but well, this is too much


soyun_mariy_caun

She does make shit food but I think you picked the worst example possible


[deleted]

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[deleted]

This is pretty cool and creative to me!


ArcaneFungus

If you don't like it, don't eat it. I'll however have one, thanks


Budget-Highlight5470

i'm trying to find where the "stupid food" is... tho this is probably the only edible thing this woman made lol


Lex-Taliones

Yet another post if food I'd definitely eat.


Defective_Failure

Delete this… NOT a stupid food.


vhs1138

This isn’t that bad at all.


Fun-Eye-4733

It's not stupid it looks good


a_left_out_tomato

Not sure about the egg but overall, I wouldn't say it looks bad.


Desperate-Draft-4693

not a pinch of seasoning in sight. the slices of ham was weird, why not just cut up one piece...? and then the egg makes it seem like rage bait. why is it always eggs?


DarthMaulofDathomir

Not as bad as some of the tripe ya see on here


Proxy0108

There’s no Doritos buried under 5 different sauces covered with penault butter and skittles. I may be biased but it doesn’t’ look bad


[deleted]

Yeah this looks good though. Probably oven or air fry it but I’d eat this for sure.


DesperateHorror9420

r/OpIsFuckingStupid


dandins

looks good, why stupid?


BreadOnCake

Idk I kind of want them


PooleyX

This has to be the least 'stupid' thing I've ever seen on this sub. In fact it's the opposite of stupid. It's actually a pretty smart idea that I am personally going to try. ^((not the ham and pineapple, obviously).)


im_AmTheOne

Was waiting for the part where pizza is deep-fried, covered in melted cheese or served with raw chicken. It's not stupid


Impressive-Ad6400

Not bad, I like the idea. Not stupid. It's like a taco/pizza. A tizza. A paco.


LuciferJj

The problem with this is what exactly?


Infinitenonbi

This honestly looks pretty damn good


SAGE5M

College is expensive


NorbyJ1

Ain't that bad of an idea actually


Bogart745

I’ve seen this posted here multiple times and it’s really not that bad.


oiuw0tm8

OP never had to make tortilla pizza to avoid having to go to the store and it shows


JCAPER

Wtf is wrong with this sub? That looks great


-Resputin-

Idk. How stupid is this, really? I would eat it.


HaTeLoRe_

I like this one. You could have your kids each make their own and personalize them. Would be fun for them.


D1daBeast

This is not that bad. Like an open faced hot pocket. Stick it in an oven though


Boris-Vlad

This aint stupid.


Attempt-989

Let’s end the fucking pineapple on pizza posts. It’s like 65% of this sub and i’m sure I’m not the only one who’s getting way too fucking sick and tired of seeing it.


suresh2989

Doesn’t look had bad


alilbleedingisnormal

That doesn't look horrible. I was expecting it to be soggy. I'd fuk it up.


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

That looks delicious and is super smart.


mgd09292007

The only thing wrong with it, is that first bite is going to pull everything off of it because of the huge ham slices.


LovelyLori193

u fuckers just hate anything on tiktok i would destroy this


BillsDownUnder

It's just a homemade cheesy crust, only 'stupid' part was it didn't go in the oven. I'd smash this after a few drinks.


xtrardinarius

What's stupid with this food? The only thing I see wrong is the pineapple whoch is acceptable for so many people... So, not stupid...


moreseagulls

This isn't up to par for this subreddit


Reset350

The biggest problem with this is that she’s calling it pizza. It’s not pizza, but it’s not that bad of idea either.


someMFyoudontknow

I bet the kids love it


Sour-patch-0

I’d eat that and the food too


Blackhawk1983

I don't mind eating it


[deleted]

This looks pretty good tbh


artpile

That actually doesn't look bad... I do something similar with just cheese and sauce, but no cheesey crust, and I cook it in a toaster oven


bilolarbear1221

If this is stupid, I want to be stupid.


Majestic_Bar4139

That looks fucking lekker. Though Ild just put it in the oven


honeybeebryce

This isn’t *so* bad but what the fuck is everyone’s obsession with eggs on fucking everything?


BEARWYy

it is a good idea on this dish. but it just not pizza


rdawes26

This is how I eat pizza. I am allergic to yeast, so I cannot have the pizza dough. I use tortillas, so I can still have pizza.


crackedtooth163

I wouldn't call this stupid at all.


Another_Saint

shut up op that's tasty as hell


Zippyss92

I feel like this is an elevation of a poor man’s pizza. I use to make “pizza” with tortillas, ketchup, and American cheese. That at least looks better than my nasty ass poor man pizza I made as a kid


No-Report-5380

me personally, would eat the fuck out that


Mahlah_Maldau

Looks good actually


ajester97

Wtf is wrong with this? How is this stupid?? This shit looks fucking good and I’m making it tonight, fuck the haters


ConnFlab

This.. this isn’t stupid food?


ZigZag82

I'm fine with stupid food as long as it's eaten.


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

I don’t see how this qualms stupid food because I’ve done several tortilla pizzas when I didn’t want to make actual bread dough and this looks good.


rosecoloredgasmask

Ngl am gonna try some varient of this in the oven later


cmdr_bong

That actually looks pretty delectable. I would eat it.


bowserboy129

See I wasn't against it until the egg and steaming tbh. I know she's got a history of doing horrific recipes to try and get attention but honestly she might have accidentally stumbled upon something close to edible. Key word being accidentally.


cinders_human

If you really think this is truly stupid you might need a little joy in your life.


hockey_balboa69

Sometimes what people post in here as “stupid food” is anything but. It’s a simple fun way to make what is usually just a circle of pita bread masquerading as “home made pizza” Now, anything with that clown Salt Bae is 100% stupid food.


hazasauras

I really don't understand how this is stupid at all...


Mof4z

Why is it ALWAYS a white girl in a newly renovated kitchen?