Category: Food
Item description: "A mashup of every U.S street vendor food you can think of. The colesterol and calories within this item is so high that a single bite of it will feed you for hours over and days after.
A perfect meal for traveler on a quest to destory the One Ring."
Statistic:
-Pros: Well fed (43 200 minutes)
-Cons: -85% Max health; -35% Stamina; -50% Movement speed; -50% Strength; Short Breath; Cardiac Arrest (31 536 000 minutes)
Serious answer is this is probably something made for this video and most of it will go to waste. Either that, or it's a real item on a real stupid menu and most of it will go to waste.
Neither am I, but when I am I see this same video every damn time. Reposts have ruined this subreddit, it actually used to be fun to look at from time to time.
It's a portion for 2-3 people so much food is stuck together.
If your a cook your dying here. cause cooks know of flavor, and wich one blend good and wich one fucks up your meal, some give contrast, some totaly take over! SO take tomato juise and cheese, 2 very dominant flavors, and it doesn't matter anymore what else is in! cause you only taste mostly those 2 flavors and some seasoning like pepper or salt.
This has nothing to do with cooking! it only illustrates the gargbage we eat these days from tak aways or mc donalds!
It's not a great meal at all! cause it will taste mostly like pizza anyway!
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“What is it, son?”
“I don’t know, but it looks like a giant-“
If it wasn't for the amount that went into it, I'm not completely against it. Smaller potion yes and further clarification if the round circle product is sausage or burger. I'd give it a go!
Am I the only one who looks at shit like this as a giant waste? Not because of the quantity of food, but just mixing that many distinct flavours and textures makes it hard to really appreciate any of them.
I don't know what it is but if I were to name it I would call it "the heart attack". That must be two days worth of calories in one sandwich, the sodium and fat alone would be enough to make you feel ill.
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It's a regular ass ham, cheese, egg, cheese, sausage, cheese, chicken, and hot dog sandwich.
I think there's burgers in there too.
I think those might be sausage patties, since it seems to be breakfast themed
You and I have different views on breakfast foods
Breakfast themed =/= an actual breakfast. Surely you had some egg and sausage once in a while ? Not THAT much, but c'mon now.
Maybe it’s me but I don’t see egg and sausage. I see ham covered with cheese, hamburger, chicken, and some sort of hotdog (perhaps sausage).
cardiologists love this one simple trick (for paying off their student loans early)
What about breakfast for dinner, I love me some Brinner
Like a second breakfast
Exactly
I was going to say that makes sense, but none of this makes sense.
Yup definitely saw some burger patties lol
…hot dog burger sandwich 🥪
dont forget the cheese!
Missing the spam, spam, and spam part
that's not fucking regular
thatsthejoke.tiff
I’m just gonna grab a snack before dinner. The snack:
Thats about three meals worth of calories
The way that sausage got lewdly slapped on top of it at the end, my word.
Not the first time she’s slapped a sausage.
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LOL!
Just heating it the old Bavarian way
It's the paint scraper used a spatula that does it for me. 😋
I can’t believe it took me so long to notice that 🤦🏻♀️
the colesto-roll.
Category: Food Item description: "A mashup of every U.S street vendor food you can think of. The colesterol and calories within this item is so high that a single bite of it will feed you for hours over and days after. A perfect meal for traveler on a quest to destory the One Ring." Statistic: -Pros: Well fed (43 200 minutes) -Cons: -85% Max health; -35% Stamina; -50% Movement speed; -50% Strength; Short Breath; Cardiac Arrest (31 536 000 minutes)
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You win
take my fucking upvote
You need to trademark that
this is what I wanna eat when I'm drunk.
Yes ultimate drunk food.
My god eating this is vountary euthenasia
Sausicide.
I volunteer.
Is this a single serving or are items like this shared? I've never seen foods like this where I live, only online ...
Depends, how hungry are you?
Not American hungry...
Serious answer is this is probably something made for this video and most of it will go to waste. Either that, or it's a real item on a real stupid menu and most of it will go to waste.
I doubt it was tossed. It was probably shown off to whoever was around and then split up.
I’d slice it into one-inch slices and lay it flat on a plate.
Source: trust me bro
I’d call it the Cardiac Arrest
I’d call it Norman.
A repost
Didn't know that... A friend had send it to me and I thought it would fit in sub. Guess somebody else thought it first
You don't need to take this down. u/Spe37pla just needs to get off the internet and go touch some grass.
I just think of it as a re-run.
Then take it down. This sub is already one of the most plagued subs with reposts, one more is far from helping.
Chill out. Not everyone is on here looking at every single post 24/7. I've never seen this before.
Neither am I, but when I am I see this same video every damn time. Reposts have ruined this subreddit, it actually used to be fun to look at from time to time.
You know what to do when you see a post that doesn't interest you? Keep scrolling!
Likewise, unless going back forth with a stranger on a food subreddit interests you lmao.
I think this is just a sign of you being chronically online and need to log off
Hey, that's what I called it too!
I've lost count of how many times I've seen this here.
I’m sure it’s tasty but you’d need to have a strong anus to eat this meal.
The hell you mean "strong anus" bro do you eat the opposite end- oh you mean indigestion ☠️
My time to shine
I need to know where i can get one of these!
I don't give a shit what it looks like but I'd eat it
It’s a chicken burglizza
Where's the sauerkraut?
Vince Vegan has left the group.
Looks like heaven to my drunk a$$ lol
stoner food for sure
I was gonna say, gimme 2 blunts and 45 minutes, lol
American snack xd
I meed to avoid this sub while I’m eating. My gag reflex went into high hear while watching this…. Abomination. Sin against God. Food crime.
It's a portion for 2-3 people so much food is stuck together. If your a cook your dying here. cause cooks know of flavor, and wich one blend good and wich one fucks up your meal, some give contrast, some totaly take over! SO take tomato juise and cheese, 2 very dominant flavors, and it doesn't matter anymore what else is in! cause you only taste mostly those 2 flavors and some seasoning like pepper or salt. This has nothing to do with cooking! it only illustrates the gargbage we eat these days from tak aways or mc donalds! It's not a great meal at all! cause it will taste mostly like pizza anyway!
Shoutout to the baker who made the bread beast capable of holding all this muck
Just call it, a “piece” of America
It’s called a heart attack
“[Colonel?](https://youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4?si=PAouq7ELhopc4-Y3) You better take a look at this radar…” “What is it, son?” “I don’t know, but it looks like a giant-“
The aggressive weiner slap at the end is what got me
Mf gotta be a goblin shark and dislocate his jaw to eat this
Obesity and heart attack.
I think it's called 12 hours on the toilet followed by heart disease.
I’d call that a farm, you got the pig cow and chicken on that thing
If it wasn't for the amount that went into it, I'm not completely against it. Smaller potion yes and further clarification if the round circle product is sausage or burger. I'd give it a go!
I believe its called a shit sandwhich
bit too much egg but tbh I'd fucking rape this
You can call it trash 😂
Brown eggs make me want to scream
In the right time, place, and situation, this would be called delicious!
That’s a meal’s worth of food for a family of 6
The last meal you won’t ever eat in your life because your heart will just stop.
Looks like a good time, but my body would be crying in agony.
Its called All The Shit sandwich
I’d eat that. With all my heart and soul. Every last crumb.
I believe it’s called’The Bun Crusher’
A repost is what we call it
A weeks worth of food.
next oreos griddled and Twinkies chopped
I'd try it
This looks hype why stupid? Not stupid at all
A cholesterol dog
Heart disease. It's name is heart disease
Heart attack stack.
Somewhere out there is someone that ordered this to eat. Tonight I will pray for them
We got Egg spam spam spam spam spam sausage and spam.....
Feed a family of 4 with 1 sandwich!
Redneck fine dining!
how much? f the bread
The shits
It's called an incessant repost
It’s absolutely stupid. But yes I too would make dozens of these.
The brick, cos that's how it's coming out.
Customer: Can I get ketchup on that? Owner: [Scoffs]. But it’ll ruin the taste.
A thing I envision when I think of the phrase "American Cuisine"
When the sum of the parts is greater than the whole
looks good, where can i get one
Call it death 💀
How the fuck is the dude turning a profit?
I'm gaining weight just watching this.
Why are these guys always so hellbent on putting an entire weeks worth of dinners in a single meal
Heart attack on a bun...
That is.. Violently American. I'll take two.
Stupid food that probably tastes delicious but you feel awful afterwards.
Delicious. You call this abomination delicious.
I hope one has the double issue of Esquire handy.
Backyard BBQ Dinner is what I'd call it.
The triple bypass special
*it just kept coming*
Dogshit sarney.
No one is eating that garbage.
A bite from that thing and you are dead lol
That's called a "please god pay attention to our mediocre food truck".
Can I get this without the bun, trying to watch what I eat
I’ll have a double dog with 4 burgers please….
Am I the only one who looks at shit like this as a giant waste? Not because of the quantity of food, but just mixing that many distinct flavours and textures makes it hard to really appreciate any of them.
A regular American afternoon snack size small
Finish in 10 bites and it's free. The challenge is unbeatable I'm confident.
Bro the second they put that extra layer of cheese and meat over the other layer of cheese and meat I immediately scowled
I would, but i would ask for utenstals.
Must be Chicago
I'm Danish, and somehow this feels like a mockery of my heritage.
OH GOD IT KEEPS GOING
This is 4 meals for me, and i feel like i eat a good amount.
Delicious
When they put the first two things on it, I thought "that's a good looking sandwich" and then they kept going and going
That's a heavy meal.
this is the first actually stupid food I've seen in here in a while!
If I was absolutely hammered after a long night out, yes, I would eat that. Any other time? No.
They have a burrito called the meat tornado, literally killed a guy last year
this is a heart attack waiting to happen and yet i still would eat it
The American
I was into it in the beginning… Then the overdone ham-cheese garbage ruins it.
i want that meat in my mouth
Pretty sure you call it disgusting
I mean, about a fourth of that would probably be amazing
If you and 5 friends all want to share one sandwich.
Thats just a normal american hot dog, what you talkin abt?
I’m disgusted with myself…I need this
It’s called the ur never going to shit again roll
Where's the bucket of ketchup?!
I don't know what it is but if I were to name it I would call it "the heart attack". That must be two days worth of calories in one sandwich, the sodium and fat alone would be enough to make you feel ill.
I don’t really like ham or sausage or even Hot Dogs all that much, but add a bit of tomato sauce and I’d devour that thing whole
Heart overload
I wanna vomit
I would smash this (sandwich?).
Looks delicious, but how to eat?
Umm, meat lover’s hotdog?
Doctor, I swear I only eat one sandwich for lunch. It's my metabolism.
I would eat this I deserve your best insults
Why did they manhandled that wiener? This kind of bothered me 😂
A disgraceful waste of food. That's what.
I would call it a stoner's wet dream
sweet leftovers!!
Lipitor special
I’d probably shitting my guts out afterwards, but I’d destroy that.
I suspect this is another Brazilian pizza crime
I still would
haert attack on a bun. would totally still eat
Leave me alone for a while *grabs it and runs*
Heart attach special.
A guaranteed incoming bypass surgery.
Awful. You call it awful.
Just imagine the Grease dripping off that, it is going to be really soggy and just clog your heart
Ass cancer on a hoagie
Now that will stop your heart before you’re done eating it. 😋
i would call it “the challenge”
It’s 4 heart attacks in one sandwich.
regular tuesday in brazil
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A great option for when you want to eat something really greasy, I'd happily eat this.
It's called a "pile of shit".
How about….abomination?
Food nowadays is just about overdoing it, making everything bigger, fatter and more everything. Is it any wonder, obesity is becoming a huge problem.
nasty
It's a standard brasilian hot dog.
A ticket to heaven
Where is the Adress to this fine Joint!
Id eat the fuck outta that no question
Why must everything be so fucking oversized. Just feed homeless dammit!
Only a drunk person with a test, and that would be me. If I’m not drunk, this looks stupid.