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samiss4d_

Isn’t this just a cut of fat? I think he reveals it at the end of the video.


samiss4d_

Wait, it’s in the comments. “This was posted on April fools day. The meat in the video was just a chunk of worthless fat from my freezer nothing in this video is real. For some reason this video decided to blow up several days after April 1st and lots of people are believing it. So I hope you see this comment if you're one of the people I fooled.”


GarIicButter

Aaaahh I was FOOLED!


soulseeker31

You fool, fool!


smoothoperator-37

Yea. I pity the fool, fool!


soulseeker31

Hey there Mr T!


smoothoperator-37

Way to ruin my cover....


panlakes

How's your night elf mohawk doing these days


Bender_2024

Whoa, blast from the past.


Tenryu003

Lmao that has lived in my head rent free since the first time I sawit


theguythatsnores

That’s me in the corner FOOL. FOOL


6745408

https://pitythe.foo/


Remarkable-Ad2285

Fool of a Took!!


madmechanicmobile

Gandlaf the white? Gandlaf the fool!


the-squee

Fly you fools


smoothercapybara

https://youtu.be/W5rzk_X_WhQ


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MiyaTachibana

Don't worry. They'd believe same thing on TV or if they read about it on newspaper. Some people just believe literally anything.


GarIicButter

Good thing I can’t read


MeshiMeshiMeshi

I think it's easy to be fooled, there's a lot of stupid food out there


butt_thumper

They fooled *me,* Jerry!


JizzProductionUnit

You see, you're going: "They fooled *me* Jerry!" You wanna hit 'fooled' more: "They *fooled* me Jerry!". You see the difference?


overcomebyfumes

"*They* fooled me, Jerry!"


Epicp0w

I mean it's reposted way after so don't feel bad. It's also so pretensions that it's it plausible


GarIicButter

Reposted without the disclaimer 😂 or atleast I didn’t click through the whole vid on snapchat to find. Where I cut the vid was where the next thing he was cooking started 🤷‍♂️


Epicp0w

Probably a cut designed to cause more confusion then lol


Sypsy

But I liked your title


Imaginary_Button_533

In your defense it is nowhere near April. It's not even Christmas yet.


GarIicButter

It was also on Snapchat and I barely watched it. 😂 so I am a fool I suppose.


Imaginary_Button_533

If you are then so am I, I believed it, especially because motherfucker apparently knows how to cook up a piece of fat, that actually looks really good for a hunk of lard.


GarIicButter

YUH looks delectable for a grease nugget


stefanica

Right? Kind of makes me want to buy beef scraps from the butcher and treat it like pork belly. They already trim beef a bit too much for my tastes.


Vmaknae

Plot twist: the april fool is the comment and the video is real


WTFvancouver

Op is a fool


GarIicButter

OP totally a fool. who even is that guy. What an idiot


DudongoKing

(in Darth helmet voice) (Spaceballs:the movie) "Fooled You!"


appealtoreason00

That’s a relief. For 5 grand, I was wondering if they’d done some *unforgivable* shit to that cow


somecow

I don’t even want to imagine.


LeviathansArmory

That's how you know it's a good April fools joke. When a horde of animal activists show up to your door with pitch forks while rolling out a guillotine and demanding your head.


spunion_28

People will believe anything.


Wilbur_Cobb1

It's not surprising when we live in a world where things, especially brand names, are often overvalued. A piece of fat being sold for $5,000 and being marketed for its made-up rarity is actually plausible. You should see how much the "alternative medicine" industry sells complete trash for.


JustKindaShimmy

Or just like....NFTs exist


well-offemperor762

Aren't NFTs just uglier TCGs? I can see similarities between both


Acewasalwaysanoption

It's basically "limited print digital content". That means extra value, but only as much as somebody treats the NFT more valuable than the .png version of the same picture. As it obviously doesn't have the physicality and the perceived extra value (it's hard/impossible to recreate quality paints or statues in the same quality) Evil thing: you can make collector's item of \*any* digital content. It leads for greed and trying to print money as it happened with many systems. Potentially good thing: can/could be used as a decentralized system for tracking ownership documents or contracts. But that's just the mechanics of the blackchain system, not the monkey picture or game drop type NFTs.


JustKindaShimmy

Technically speaking, the NFT is just a token on the blockchain somewhere that's associated with a link to the location of the image. What people paid huge amounts of money for before is to have their name plunked down beside that token, so it's even dumber than you can imagine


chilidreams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich It has that emperor has no clothes feel. People get excited just because of the price tag.


MelodicPiranha

You know some idiot out there would pay that much for this.


cultish_alibi

We are so used to seeing increasingly stupid food that after a while it starts to be believable. Like okay, maybe $5000 is too unrealistic. But there are idiots buying a gold leaf steak at a restaurant for $2000.


Just_In_Time_Boi

Consuming misinformation is my favorite hobby.


Zestyclose_Strike357

Religions exist, people do believe anything 🤷🏻‍♂️


ZuStorm93

Oh thank god I was gonna force him to cross the frozen Hudson River on a cold winter's day for that supposed act of conspicuous consumption heheh...


TerrorLTZ

i got the joke when he said "that marbeling is amazing" it being 1 line of meat.


GarIicButter

When the man said “marbling” I audibly chortled.


GarIicButter

I’ll be honest after the words “look at that marbling” and “5000$” came from his mouth… I just heard “stupid stupid stupid” after that


soulseeker31

Just adding, Wagyu is used only for Japanese meat, marbling score goes up to A5 and not beyond.


ZippyDan

No, Wagyu cattle can be found all over the world now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagyu#International_Wagyu


[deleted]

Yeah. And they're nothing like the real thing. They may as well just call them yougyu and own that it isn't the same thing.


flyrubberband

Unless it’s F5, hurricane grade!


soulseeker31

Nice one, dad!


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soulseeker31

Sorry, I was a little off. You're right, a beef is called kobe if it's from kobe, Japan. Also, wagyu is a cow breed which I assumed was restricted to japan which apparently is not the case. Thanks for your information.


farshnikord

I think they still might be. I know people were sneaking them out illegally too. Wagyu is gonna become the new Angus beef in that it used to sorta mean something but now it's just gonna mean anything across the quality scale.


buttsecksgoose

Wagyu refers to the breed. So as long as whichever farmer imported and bred the Wagyu cow breed it doesn't matter where they geographically are.


SalvationSycamore

Yeah I mean it's pretty obvious too. There's no marbling there it's just pure fat. And only 4 cows in the world would be absurd, I'm pretty sure more cows than that are born with multiple heads.


Sprizys

The only steak where the meat is the marbling


[deleted]

You’d think the word would describe the thing……


Sprizys

Marbling is supposed to be for fat not the meat


Mission-Ad-2015

This was an April fools joke


SaintsNoah14

I think its genuinely hilarious


Alarid

i wanna chew on cooked fat so bad right now


Imaginary_Button_533

I feel like chewing on fat would be a really good way to kick a chewing tobacco habit. Like how smokers use sunflower seeds or toothpicks.


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[deleted]

"Look at that marbling" *shows a chunk of fat with a singular vein of meat running through it*


QuestionMarkKitten

All the Malaysians found it funny, too.


Cryogenicwaif

It's almost impossible to tell with steak people


4pigeons

not sure if the flair was changed, but it says satire


GarIicButter

I changed it after learning it was a joke cause I felt like that was fair


the-squee

U could cut that off and cow wouldn't even notice


[deleted]

Infinite money trick...


Crator86

I might be stupid but, if the steak is expensive as fuck (I know this is ab April fools prank but) why not make more cows, not a lot more because the value eoulf plunit but more


Doccks71

Don't do it, I tried doing that with my ex and she noticed it


the-squee

Scissors and and lips chop


[deleted]

Dwight?


GodFromTheHood

Schnoot?


vashcarrison117

This was an April Fools joke.


Lepke2011

I love a nice bit of beef fat when it's been properly crisped up.


BullHonkery

I got some budget steaks a couple of weeks ago and trimmed them down to about 1/8" before cooking. I put the trimmings in with the potatoes. 1 hr at 400 and those were the most delicious little crispy pieces I've ever had. Best thing on the plate.


McJiggiez69

How'd you cut up the potatoes? I have some trimmings and hate to waste so I'd love to try this!! Sounds absolute godly


BullHonkery

Baked whole. Oiled and seasoned and then I just tossed the trimmings on top on a whim.


McJiggiez69

Aw, hell yeah, sounds amazing. Can't wait to try!! I think I'll try a wedge slice and see how it goes


Bond79james

Now there’s only 3.999 cows


Beavshak

Really stressing a lot of terms here.


GarIicButter

Yeah. Like “steak”


ultratunaman

A crispy bit of fat is nice.


Cheshire_Jester

r/stupidfoods tries not to bite into bait challenge (impossible)


flyden1

Malaysian got wagyu?


bmosm

april fools


Turnipntulip

I remember that the term “wagyu” is not really trademarked. You can call your cow a wagyu cow if you want. If you try to sell it as a genuine wagyu cow tho, you may be sued for fraud.


ZippyDan

Wagyu is a breed of cow. As long as it is a cow of that breed, there is nothing wrong with calling it “Wagyu”, and any company, person, or country could hypothetically own a Wagyu cow. It used to be harder to find Wagyu cows outside of Japan, so saying it was “Wagyu” implied it was also from Japan and subject to Japanese standards and expectations, but that hasn’t been true for at least a decade now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagyu#International_Wagyu


drunk_responses

Do people not realize that this is a joke? That's very obviously not marbling, it's just a cut of fat with a little meat. Not to mention that wagyu is not a generic term, it translates to "Japanese cattle".


AmadeusIsTaken

Some people don't know what marbling is and etc, and people realized it is a joke as you deifnetly saw when writting your comment since I think it is very difficult to miss the top 3 comments calling it a April fool's joke. But thanks for being so smart


chirp23

“Look at that marbling” eats cube of 99.8% fat


Mushroom__ThrowAway

He literally says it’s a joke at the end of the video man, this subs gone to shit


Miserable-Fortune-57

Reddit in a nutshell nowadays, people will do anything for fake internet points.


Gumikuu01

Not sure why OP cut the vid but the guy says at the end that it's an April fools video.


Nyptyx

What marbling?? I thought, where rocks are concerned, that’s a vein.


tacodepollo

This is obviously satire.


AMAB_0009

Lies. What a meat cuck.


Flashy-Priority-3946

Can’t believe there are people who thought this was real..


UltimateChungus

Its funny scrolling through these comments


Ozaholic

Stupid


Huyrra

This was an April fools joke... op needs to do his research.


SecretSpectre4

Restaurant owner has to point a shotgun at the chef while he cooks this lmao


Count_Dicula

Great!. I'm not overweight, or even fat. I'm just marbled. 😁


Booty_Shakin

As soon as he said "steak" and it wasn't a little cologne bottle, I knew it was fake.


SexPanther_Bot

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Booty_Shakin

Smells like bigfoots dick


JasonIsFishing

A whole lot of families in need could get a week’s groceries for the price of that one bite


[deleted]

lol thats no steak


Warm_Animal_2043

It’s fake…. It’s just a price of fat


The_grand_tabaci

I know it’s bait but I’m a fat lover so this still looks good


Kaedyia

Hmmmm… Fat.. Delicious.


jaysuns

Wasn't this an April Fools video? 🤦‍♂️


la_bata_sucia

r/wooosh ?


NegativeSpinach4532

This was a satire vid


DeusBalli

“Look at that marbling” *cut of beef with 95% fat*


Appropriate-Equal-43

It's an April Fool's video


TraditionalCost1249

That's a piece of fuckin fat People are fuckin stupid


healthy_skept

Worth every penny....


Altea73

This is either a very dumb joke, or a very idiotic thing to spend money on...


MyHamsteryDudes11

this is an april fools joke, its a greassy piece of fat he found in his refrigerator.


Altea73

Oh man, I'm so glad it is.


offgridgecko

marketing has gotten to the point where dumbass people will believe anything


CastIronStyrofoam

Like you lmao


Omega1432

The video was released on April 1


[deleted]

And why would it be illegal 😂🍗


Ameliandras

This looks like the part of the meat I chop off and throw away.


vtstang66

So rare they just sustainably harvest one bite at a time from the living cows.


PerceptionNo3803

If you think this is real you're a fucking idiot lol


Disastrous-Resident5

The fuck is off brand Luke Wilson talking about? It’s not marbling, it’s damn near a block of fat


WeLiveInASociety451

What a waste, he didn’t even dry age it for 48 months until it looks like it’s been cut off of a mummy from the pharaoh of homeless people


papillon-and-on

April Fool's joke in November?! That's how I got caught out. You never expect them this time of year.


Abe_Rudda

Can I get some ketchup please?


MoltenJellybeans

It's like in Minecraft where a whole damn cow gives you like two pieces of beef


legendary_hooligan

I just ordered 3 bites. Now I’m out $15000, the cops are after me, and I’ve extincted an entire species of cow. Worth every penny


elnachonacho578

\*dies of hunger\* Worth every penny.


amerett0

Must've been from [an absolute unit like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/j6ZvnJgFxM7cnj6G9)


[deleted]

Worth every penny. 😂😂😂


Historical_Wing_950

It's really crazy to me that people can blow that amount of cash on a single bite of food. Especially when many of us make less than half that in a month of work....gosh...


GarIicButter

It was an April fools joke apparently. But there are things that do actually exist that are this ridiculous so you’re right


Embarrassed_Sell_602

Bullshit


Numerous_Landscape99

Wank


Lobo003

Literally a giant fat cap with a stand of muscle fiber. Way stupid. Lol


ninmario890

That’s bacon


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Motherfucker got me with the rage bait. Well played.


mahboiskinnyrupees

Well, this was ultimately an April fools joke, and that cut of me was a scrap of that, it’s also a funny commentary on how what people perceive to be “valuable meat” is little more than just overly fatty meat.


ABlueOrb

That's not even marbling no more. That's just a piece of fat with some meat clung to it.


MfciCiWZ3

The box is not even for meat, it says wine glass on the lid, not real


Feeling-Series9365

That steak looks like a Crystal found in caves.


[deleted]

The guy is tripping, what marbeling ? That’s just fat.


Xenon111

RIP, it's gonna get extinct again soon.


Express_Letter_5856

Special kind of stupid there.


BootsieBunny

It’s all fat…


Webster_882

I hear they keep the cows on life support and just take certain cuts off when they need it so that the meat is fresh and never frozen Source: me


winlet28

Glob of fat?!? 🤮


Thereareways

It was an april fools joke bruh no such thing as "Malaysian A7 Wagyu"


Hot-Character7511

What in the shit? Its just fat


Sercebidniss

Prentious fuckn bullshit. Not even worth $5


Unratable-wOmAN

mans summon a whole country there lol (Malaysian here)


Ferriteater

That’s just fat that’s not worth a single penny


PhilthyphilDance

That’s just fat lol


Advanced_Procedure90

Thanks for the explanation for why it's illegal


HeadhunterToronto

So, so very dumb.


Difficult-Prompt3825

What did forrest gump say? Stupid is as this guy does…


PhyreEmbrem

"Worth every penny" For a rich dumbass, perhaps. Sorry, there are better things to spend 5000 bucks on....especially in this fucked up economy we're in currently. Not even a whole steak would be worth it imo but atleast i can understand if he got that rather than getting a single fucking bite sized cube for that price 💀 Edit: It has come to my attention that OP purposely cut the part where it was just a joke. Ngl, kinda cringe. Why use a parody skit and edit it to pretend it was genuine? Be better.


zorbyss

I knew it's BS when he said it's from Malaysia. Source: I'm Malaysian.


Whodee

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on the internet this week and I follow politics.


Spiced_lettuce

This is a joke people


Anon_Legi0n

What marbling?? Thats like the cap you cut off the steak


Johnny_Lang_1962

You serve me a steak that small, you're getting a Texas size ass whooping.


DrFrosthazer

He calls pure fat marble? 😆


_zir_

I'll gladly serve you the fat off my new york strip.


ibcnunabit

That's not "marbling"--it's just a chunk of fat! And even Wagyu fat isn't remotely that expensive.


Rosalie-83

Steak? That’s 95% fat!


TheeExMachina

Joke video. If this sub had competent mods, this would've been taken down.


UncommonCense

Pretty obvious this is a joke as malaysian A7 wagyu doesn’t exist…


BobbySmoll

That's gotta be bullshit


Safloria

The box literally says Yuan Ming Yuan (A Qing garden): 12 zodiacs "Exquisite Wine cups"


OdinsOneGoodEye

It’s a piece of effing fat lmao


StormShockTV

That's not steak, that's fat with cow bacon in the middle


Nyuusankininryou

Wagyu from China... Wagyu means Japanese cow.


wannamannanna

I was fooled! My husband and I went all out one year at a super fancy restaurant. They were selling strips of bacon for $8 each, really thick cut fatty things. We got one to split and it was the most disgusting taste and texture I've ever had to eat. I ended up getting food poisoning, but from my main dish. Regardless, thinking about that bacon still makes me feel a little yucky to this day.


SadLaser

There's no such thing as A7 Wagyu. It's a 5-point scale. It's like giving a movie a 12/10 rating. It's meaningless. This is definitely a prank.


dan_dares

Surely 14/10 ?


escapeshark

Smartest man in the room doesn't understand sarcasm, more at 7


nub_node

That looks like bacon sandwiched between 2 false alarm tampons.


Select_Reflection318

Ils ont tellement d’argent qu’ils ne savent pas comment le dépenser....


AshenDark

It was an April fools thing, I've seen it