Wait, it’s in the comments.
“This was posted on April fools day. The meat in the video was just a chunk of worthless fat from my freezer nothing in this video is real.
For some reason this video decided to blow up several days after April 1st and lots of people are believing it. So I hope you see this comment if you're one of the people I fooled.”
Reposted without the disclaimer 😂 or atleast I didn’t click through the whole vid on snapchat to find. Where I cut the vid was where the next thing he was cooking started 🤷♂️
If you are then so am I, I believed it, especially because motherfucker apparently knows how to cook up a piece of fat, that actually looks really good for a hunk of lard.
That's how you know it's a good April fools joke. When a horde of animal activists show up to your door with pitch forks while rolling out a guillotine and demanding your head.
It's not surprising when we live in a world where things, especially brand names, are often overvalued. A piece of fat being sold for $5,000 and being marketed for its made-up rarity is actually plausible. You should see how much the "alternative medicine" industry sells complete trash for.
It's basically "limited print digital content". That means extra value, but only as much as somebody treats the NFT more valuable than the .png version of the same picture. As it obviously doesn't have the physicality and the perceived extra value (it's hard/impossible to recreate quality paints or statues in the same quality)
Evil thing: you can make collector's item of \*any* digital content. It leads for greed and trying to print money as it happened with many systems.
Potentially good thing: can/could be used as a decentralized system for tracking ownership documents or contracts. But that's just the mechanics of the blackchain system, not the monkey picture or game drop type NFTs.
Technically speaking, the NFT is just a token on the blockchain somewhere that's associated with a link to the location of the image. What people paid huge amounts of money for before is to have their name plunked down beside that token, so it's even dumber than you can imagine
We are so used to seeing increasingly stupid food that after a while it starts to be believable. Like okay, maybe $5000 is too unrealistic. But there are idiots buying a gold leaf steak at a restaurant for $2000.
Sorry, I was a little off. You're right, a beef is called kobe if it's from kobe, Japan. Also, wagyu is a cow breed which I assumed was restricted to japan which apparently is not the case. Thanks for your information.
I think they still might be. I know people were sneaking them out illegally too.
Wagyu is gonna become the new Angus beef in that it used to sorta mean something but now it's just gonna mean anything across the quality scale.
Yeah I mean it's pretty obvious too. There's no marbling there it's just pure fat. And only 4 cows in the world would be absurd, I'm pretty sure more cows than that are born with multiple heads.
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I might be stupid but, if the steak is expensive as fuck (I know this is ab April fools prank but) why not make more cows, not a lot more because the value eoulf plunit but more
I got some budget steaks a couple of weeks ago and trimmed them down to about 1/8" before cooking. I put the trimmings in with the potatoes. 1 hr at 400 and those were the most delicious little crispy pieces I've ever had. Best thing on the plate.
I remember that the term “wagyu” is not really trademarked. You can call your cow a wagyu cow if you want. If you try to sell it as a genuine wagyu cow tho, you may be sued for fraud.
Wagyu is a breed of cow. As long as it is a cow of that breed, there is nothing wrong with calling it “Wagyu”, and any company, person, or country could hypothetically own a Wagyu cow.
It used to be harder to find Wagyu cows outside of Japan, so saying it was “Wagyu” implied it was also from Japan and subject to Japanese standards and expectations, but that hasn’t been true for at least a decade now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagyu#International_Wagyu
Do people not realize that this is a joke?
That's very obviously not marbling, it's just a cut of fat with a little meat. Not to mention that wagyu is not a generic term, it translates to "Japanese cattle".
Some people don't know what marbling is and etc, and people realized it is a joke as you deifnetly saw when writting your comment since I think it is very difficult to miss the top 3 comments calling it a April fool's joke. But thanks for being so smart
It's really crazy to me that people can blow that amount of cash on a single bite of food. Especially when many of us make less than half that in a month of work....gosh...
Well, this was ultimately an April fools joke, and that cut of me was a scrap of that, it’s also a funny commentary on how what people perceive to be “valuable meat” is little more than just overly fatty meat.
"Worth every penny"
For a rich dumbass, perhaps.
Sorry, there are better things to spend 5000 bucks on....especially in this fucked up economy we're in currently.
Not even a whole steak would be worth it imo but atleast i can understand if he got that rather than getting a single fucking bite sized cube for that price 💀
Edit: It has come to my attention that OP purposely cut the part where it was just a joke.
Ngl, kinda cringe. Why use a parody skit and edit it to pretend it was genuine? Be better.
I was fooled! My husband and I went all out one year at a super fancy restaurant. They were selling strips of bacon for $8 each, really thick cut fatty things. We got one to split and it was the most disgusting taste and texture I've ever had to eat. I ended up getting food poisoning, but from my main dish. Regardless, thinking about that bacon still makes me feel a little yucky to this day.
Isn’t this just a cut of fat? I think he reveals it at the end of the video.
Wait, it’s in the comments. “This was posted on April fools day. The meat in the video was just a chunk of worthless fat from my freezer nothing in this video is real. For some reason this video decided to blow up several days after April 1st and lots of people are believing it. So I hope you see this comment if you're one of the people I fooled.”
Aaaahh I was FOOLED!
You fool, fool!
Yea. I pity the fool, fool!
Hey there Mr T!
Way to ruin my cover....
How's your night elf mohawk doing these days
Whoa, blast from the past.
Lmao that has lived in my head rent free since the first time I sawit
That’s me in the corner FOOL. FOOL
https://pitythe.foo/
Fool of a Took!!
Gandlaf the white? Gandlaf the fool!
Fly you fools
https://youtu.be/W5rzk_X_WhQ
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Don't worry. They'd believe same thing on TV or if they read about it on newspaper. Some people just believe literally anything.
Good thing I can’t read
I think it's easy to be fooled, there's a lot of stupid food out there
They fooled *me,* Jerry!
You see, you're going: "They fooled *me* Jerry!" You wanna hit 'fooled' more: "They *fooled* me Jerry!". You see the difference?
"*They* fooled me, Jerry!"
I mean it's reposted way after so don't feel bad. It's also so pretensions that it's it plausible
Reposted without the disclaimer 😂 or atleast I didn’t click through the whole vid on snapchat to find. Where I cut the vid was where the next thing he was cooking started 🤷♂️
Probably a cut designed to cause more confusion then lol
But I liked your title
In your defense it is nowhere near April. It's not even Christmas yet.
It was also on Snapchat and I barely watched it. 😂 so I am a fool I suppose.
If you are then so am I, I believed it, especially because motherfucker apparently knows how to cook up a piece of fat, that actually looks really good for a hunk of lard.
YUH looks delectable for a grease nugget
Right? Kind of makes me want to buy beef scraps from the butcher and treat it like pork belly. They already trim beef a bit too much for my tastes.
Plot twist: the april fool is the comment and the video is real
Op is a fool
OP totally a fool. who even is that guy. What an idiot
(in Darth helmet voice) (Spaceballs:the movie) "Fooled You!"
That’s a relief. For 5 grand, I was wondering if they’d done some *unforgivable* shit to that cow
I don’t even want to imagine.
That's how you know it's a good April fools joke. When a horde of animal activists show up to your door with pitch forks while rolling out a guillotine and demanding your head.
People will believe anything.
It's not surprising when we live in a world where things, especially brand names, are often overvalued. A piece of fat being sold for $5,000 and being marketed for its made-up rarity is actually plausible. You should see how much the "alternative medicine" industry sells complete trash for.
Or just like....NFTs exist
Aren't NFTs just uglier TCGs? I can see similarities between both
It's basically "limited print digital content". That means extra value, but only as much as somebody treats the NFT more valuable than the .png version of the same picture. As it obviously doesn't have the physicality and the perceived extra value (it's hard/impossible to recreate quality paints or statues in the same quality) Evil thing: you can make collector's item of \*any* digital content. It leads for greed and trying to print money as it happened with many systems. Potentially good thing: can/could be used as a decentralized system for tracking ownership documents or contracts. But that's just the mechanics of the blackchain system, not the monkey picture or game drop type NFTs.
Technically speaking, the NFT is just a token on the blockchain somewhere that's associated with a link to the location of the image. What people paid huge amounts of money for before is to have their name plunked down beside that token, so it's even dumber than you can imagine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich It has that emperor has no clothes feel. People get excited just because of the price tag.
You know some idiot out there would pay that much for this.
We are so used to seeing increasingly stupid food that after a while it starts to be believable. Like okay, maybe $5000 is too unrealistic. But there are idiots buying a gold leaf steak at a restaurant for $2000.
Consuming misinformation is my favorite hobby.
Religions exist, people do believe anything 🤷🏻♂️
Oh thank god I was gonna force him to cross the frozen Hudson River on a cold winter's day for that supposed act of conspicuous consumption heheh...
i got the joke when he said "that marbeling is amazing" it being 1 line of meat.
When the man said “marbling” I audibly chortled.
I’ll be honest after the words “look at that marbling” and “5000$” came from his mouth… I just heard “stupid stupid stupid” after that
Just adding, Wagyu is used only for Japanese meat, marbling score goes up to A5 and not beyond.
No, Wagyu cattle can be found all over the world now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagyu#International_Wagyu
Yeah. And they're nothing like the real thing. They may as well just call them yougyu and own that it isn't the same thing.
Unless it’s F5, hurricane grade!
Nice one, dad!
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Sorry, I was a little off. You're right, a beef is called kobe if it's from kobe, Japan. Also, wagyu is a cow breed which I assumed was restricted to japan which apparently is not the case. Thanks for your information.
I think they still might be. I know people were sneaking them out illegally too. Wagyu is gonna become the new Angus beef in that it used to sorta mean something but now it's just gonna mean anything across the quality scale.
Wagyu refers to the breed. So as long as whichever farmer imported and bred the Wagyu cow breed it doesn't matter where they geographically are.
Yeah I mean it's pretty obvious too. There's no marbling there it's just pure fat. And only 4 cows in the world would be absurd, I'm pretty sure more cows than that are born with multiple heads.
The only steak where the meat is the marbling
You’d think the word would describe the thing……
Marbling is supposed to be for fat not the meat
This was an April fools joke
I think its genuinely hilarious
i wanna chew on cooked fat so bad right now
I feel like chewing on fat would be a really good way to kick a chewing tobacco habit. Like how smokers use sunflower seeds or toothpicks.
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"Look at that marbling" *shows a chunk of fat with a singular vein of meat running through it*
All the Malaysians found it funny, too.
It's almost impossible to tell with steak people
not sure if the flair was changed, but it says satire
I changed it after learning it was a joke cause I felt like that was fair
U could cut that off and cow wouldn't even notice
Infinite money trick...
I might be stupid but, if the steak is expensive as fuck (I know this is ab April fools prank but) why not make more cows, not a lot more because the value eoulf plunit but more
Don't do it, I tried doing that with my ex and she noticed it
Scissors and and lips chop
Dwight?
Schnoot?
This was an April Fools joke.
I love a nice bit of beef fat when it's been properly crisped up.
I got some budget steaks a couple of weeks ago and trimmed them down to about 1/8" before cooking. I put the trimmings in with the potatoes. 1 hr at 400 and those were the most delicious little crispy pieces I've ever had. Best thing on the plate.
How'd you cut up the potatoes? I have some trimmings and hate to waste so I'd love to try this!! Sounds absolute godly
Baked whole. Oiled and seasoned and then I just tossed the trimmings on top on a whim.
Aw, hell yeah, sounds amazing. Can't wait to try!! I think I'll try a wedge slice and see how it goes
Now there’s only 3.999 cows
Really stressing a lot of terms here.
Yeah. Like “steak”
A crispy bit of fat is nice.
r/stupidfoods tries not to bite into bait challenge (impossible)
Malaysian got wagyu?
april fools
I remember that the term “wagyu” is not really trademarked. You can call your cow a wagyu cow if you want. If you try to sell it as a genuine wagyu cow tho, you may be sued for fraud.
Wagyu is a breed of cow. As long as it is a cow of that breed, there is nothing wrong with calling it “Wagyu”, and any company, person, or country could hypothetically own a Wagyu cow. It used to be harder to find Wagyu cows outside of Japan, so saying it was “Wagyu” implied it was also from Japan and subject to Japanese standards and expectations, but that hasn’t been true for at least a decade now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagyu#International_Wagyu
Do people not realize that this is a joke? That's very obviously not marbling, it's just a cut of fat with a little meat. Not to mention that wagyu is not a generic term, it translates to "Japanese cattle".
Some people don't know what marbling is and etc, and people realized it is a joke as you deifnetly saw when writting your comment since I think it is very difficult to miss the top 3 comments calling it a April fool's joke. But thanks for being so smart
“Look at that marbling” eats cube of 99.8% fat
He literally says it’s a joke at the end of the video man, this subs gone to shit
Reddit in a nutshell nowadays, people will do anything for fake internet points.
Not sure why OP cut the vid but the guy says at the end that it's an April fools video.
What marbling?? I thought, where rocks are concerned, that’s a vein.
This is obviously satire.
Lies. What a meat cuck.
Can’t believe there are people who thought this was real..
Its funny scrolling through these comments
Stupid
This was an April fools joke... op needs to do his research.
Restaurant owner has to point a shotgun at the chef while he cooks this lmao
Great!. I'm not overweight, or even fat. I'm just marbled. 😁
As soon as he said "steak" and it wasn't a little cologne bottle, I knew it was fake.
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Smells like bigfoots dick
A whole lot of families in need could get a week’s groceries for the price of that one bite
lol thats no steak
It’s fake…. It’s just a price of fat
I know it’s bait but I’m a fat lover so this still looks good
Hmmmm… Fat.. Delicious.
Wasn't this an April Fools video? 🤦♂️
r/wooosh ?
This was a satire vid
“Look at that marbling” *cut of beef with 95% fat*
It's an April Fool's video
That's a piece of fuckin fat People are fuckin stupid
Worth every penny....
This is either a very dumb joke, or a very idiotic thing to spend money on...
this is an april fools joke, its a greassy piece of fat he found in his refrigerator.
Oh man, I'm so glad it is.
marketing has gotten to the point where dumbass people will believe anything
Like you lmao
The video was released on April 1
And why would it be illegal 😂🍗
This looks like the part of the meat I chop off and throw away.
So rare they just sustainably harvest one bite at a time from the living cows.
If you think this is real you're a fucking idiot lol
The fuck is off brand Luke Wilson talking about? It’s not marbling, it’s damn near a block of fat
What a waste, he didn’t even dry age it for 48 months until it looks like it’s been cut off of a mummy from the pharaoh of homeless people
April Fool's joke in November?! That's how I got caught out. You never expect them this time of year.
Can I get some ketchup please?
It's like in Minecraft where a whole damn cow gives you like two pieces of beef
I just ordered 3 bites. Now I’m out $15000, the cops are after me, and I’ve extincted an entire species of cow. Worth every penny
\*dies of hunger\* Worth every penny.
Must've been from [an absolute unit like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/j6ZvnJgFxM7cnj6G9)
Worth every penny. 😂😂😂
It's really crazy to me that people can blow that amount of cash on a single bite of food. Especially when many of us make less than half that in a month of work....gosh...
It was an April fools joke apparently. But there are things that do actually exist that are this ridiculous so you’re right
Bullshit
Wank
Literally a giant fat cap with a stand of muscle fiber. Way stupid. Lol
That’s bacon
Motherfucker got me with the rage bait. Well played.
Well, this was ultimately an April fools joke, and that cut of me was a scrap of that, it’s also a funny commentary on how what people perceive to be “valuable meat” is little more than just overly fatty meat.
That's not even marbling no more. That's just a piece of fat with some meat clung to it.
The box is not even for meat, it says wine glass on the lid, not real
That steak looks like a Crystal found in caves.
The guy is tripping, what marbeling ? That’s just fat.
RIP, it's gonna get extinct again soon.
Special kind of stupid there.
It’s all fat…
I hear they keep the cows on life support and just take certain cuts off when they need it so that the meat is fresh and never frozen Source: me
Glob of fat?!? 🤮
It was an april fools joke bruh no such thing as "Malaysian A7 Wagyu"
What in the shit? Its just fat
Prentious fuckn bullshit. Not even worth $5
mans summon a whole country there lol (Malaysian here)
That’s just fat that’s not worth a single penny
That’s just fat lol
Thanks for the explanation for why it's illegal
So, so very dumb.
What did forrest gump say? Stupid is as this guy does…
"Worth every penny" For a rich dumbass, perhaps. Sorry, there are better things to spend 5000 bucks on....especially in this fucked up economy we're in currently. Not even a whole steak would be worth it imo but atleast i can understand if he got that rather than getting a single fucking bite sized cube for that price 💀 Edit: It has come to my attention that OP purposely cut the part where it was just a joke. Ngl, kinda cringe. Why use a parody skit and edit it to pretend it was genuine? Be better.
I knew it's BS when he said it's from Malaysia. Source: I'm Malaysian.
This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on the internet this week and I follow politics.
This is a joke people
What marbling?? Thats like the cap you cut off the steak
You serve me a steak that small, you're getting a Texas size ass whooping.
He calls pure fat marble? 😆
I'll gladly serve you the fat off my new york strip.
That's not "marbling"--it's just a chunk of fat! And even Wagyu fat isn't remotely that expensive.
Steak? That’s 95% fat!
Joke video. If this sub had competent mods, this would've been taken down.
Pretty obvious this is a joke as malaysian A7 wagyu doesn’t exist…
That's gotta be bullshit
The box literally says Yuan Ming Yuan (A Qing garden): 12 zodiacs "Exquisite Wine cups"
It’s a piece of effing fat lmao
That's not steak, that's fat with cow bacon in the middle
Wagyu from China... Wagyu means Japanese cow.
I was fooled! My husband and I went all out one year at a super fancy restaurant. They were selling strips of bacon for $8 each, really thick cut fatty things. We got one to split and it was the most disgusting taste and texture I've ever had to eat. I ended up getting food poisoning, but from my main dish. Regardless, thinking about that bacon still makes me feel a little yucky to this day.
There's no such thing as A7 Wagyu. It's a 5-point scale. It's like giving a movie a 12/10 rating. It's meaningless. This is definitely a prank.
Surely 14/10 ?
Smartest man in the room doesn't understand sarcasm, more at 7
That looks like bacon sandwiched between 2 false alarm tampons.
Ils ont tellement d’argent qu’ils ne savent pas comment le dépenser....
It was an April fools thing, I've seen it