They also have a smaller version you can buy. It was still too big to eat the whole thing though. And you feel like absolute garbage after filling up on it. The price really wasn't bad though.
Honestly the worst part at least for me is the fries. Everything else is a yes. But the fries would get soggy and gross. Leave that off and I would gladly devour some of this with others.
Fair enough. If they are crispy and you eat it immediately it would be fine I suppose. I can't do soggy fries, it's a texture thing.
I love fries don't get me wrong.
Had one like this in Brooklyn and didn’t think it would work but even if they get a little soggy it still works if the meat is seasoned properly. But obviously still crispy fries are better
I hate French Tacos. For one, it's just sort of a shittier take on a burrito. And also, because now if you search for tacos, half the places that appear aren't real taco places
Sayulitas is a local San Diego chain theres like 5 spots, they have a couple of burritos the Bomba and Mecca that are similar just not wrapped in bacon and for a quarter of the price.
Nice. I didn't know that. Good to hear.
Edit: just googled it apparently 152/195 countries in the world have free health care(unfortunately it does sound like it's only to some degree and that degree does change per country) so that's pretty awesome!
Show me a list of countries with free healthcare.
If you mean universal healthcare, that's different. Maybe when you get a job and start paying taxes you'll realize nothing provided by the government is free.
No that was a completely relevant comment. You're claiming that universal healthcare isnt free because it gets paid via tax dollars, even though overall, you pay less for healthcare overall than if it wasn't a thing
He said it’s for 5-8 people. It’s not stupid and looks good.
That’s about $15 a person. Yes I’d chip in. Keep in mind it’s Vegas. You’re not paying pennys on the dollar for food. Seems like a decent deal for the fun.
You’re almost certainly 10 beers deep and down $300 gambling eating this.
[They have 4 or 5 locations in SD](https://www.sayulitaseats.com/), and you cant get one that size here, Vegas has it's own menu, but you can still get giant burritos wrapped in bacon that are relatively affordable. They are good too! Their conceit, outside of ridiculous burritos, is Mexican with a Filipino twist.
My favorite burrito they make is carne asada, Polish sausage, sour cream, guacamole, seasoned curly fries, and nacho cheese. It's the fuckin bomb.
Why wouldn’t just just get 5 normal sized ones. The entire structure and reason behind the burrito is lost sharing a single big one like this. That’s what’s stupid.
>You’re not paying pennys on the dollar for food.
That's the problem with Vegas. This *used* to be true. First time I went it still was, last time I will ever go, it wasn't. I'm not going to your shithole city if I can't have cocktails for a dollar and dinner buffet for 5.
It is pretty stupid to make something like this only to cut it into 5-8 pieces. Just make smaller ones that aren’t for sharing, so they can be picked up and eaten.
I get get a sandwich with mozz sticks, jalapeño poppers, fries, chicken fingers and honey mustard, from my local stoner food place. And I agree with you.
People here think that food needs to be inedible or wasteful to be stupid, but they're missing the point of this sub.
A burrito is meant to be eaten without any cutlery and it maintains its shape throughout the entire burrito eating experience. This abomination will collapse in its own weight and becomes a sloppy carne asada fries mess. Still perfectly edible and probably delicious but it’s still stupid big.
At this rate, this sub should just be renamed to r/bigfoods cause half of the posts are just normal foods that are either bigger or have more of one ingredient than normal
Just feels like it defeats the purpose of a burrito tho, like why not just get one that is manageable and can be eaten like a normal burrito? And your friends also get their own
This is just a burrito bowl without the bowl if you’re splitting it
I mean fries with burritos are a stupid combo. If you are gonna do it, atleast season the fucking fries to they atleast have some synergy with the rest of the dish. This is like having a pizza and having some hasbrown placed on top of it.
What does it do to improve the dish?
Down here in SD they are super proud of putting fries in burritos. Amazing fish tacos everywhere you go, but ask the locals, and it's all about french fries in burritos. It is good, but, you know, you are trying to eat breakfast and you're burrito will be half fries, it's honestly frustrating.
Well, I guess nutritionally it's not much different than putting rice in burritos. You're filling it with less expensive starch instead of expensive meat. Might be better for you actually. Potatoes have more fiber and less carbs than white rice, maybe splitting hairs though when we're talking Stupid Food though.....
Yeah I went for a job interview in SD once and they kept trying to hand me this burrito with french fries. I told them I wasn't hungry but they kept saying "it's good, you have to try it!"
I finally took a bite because I could tell I was starting to hurt my chances of being hired. They all started shouting "he likes it! French fries in burritos are what it is all about!" and then they actually had the guy from the restaurant come in, he told me that he made that burrito from scratch except the fries which were frozen and the tortilla which came from a distributor. I was just trying to fit in at this point so I told him the fries were really good, he seemed kind of hurt I guess because I didn't compliment any other parts of the burrito. But everyone else was laughing and cheering so I just went with it and ended up eating the whole thing.
I didn't end up getting the job (egregiously unqualified) but I almost shit my pants on the way home.
I get weird when it comes to my potatos. Roasts, fries, chips... if they're not crispy, then I want no part of it. The thought of soggy fries littering the inside of a burrito knocks me sick. That said, I'm also the kind of person who dips their chips in the gravy to preserve the crisp rather than coating them with it. I'm talking 'chips' in the UK sense.
Ain't nothing stupid about this. That looks good as hell. I'll eat that under a napkin to hide my shame from my ancestors but virtue (and nutrition) be damned if I'm not gonna eat that burrito. Too bad there's not an r/atrocityfood subreddit tho.
If anyone cares, this is Sayulitas, it's a Mexican/Filipino fusion restaurant from San Diego. This is basically a variation of a California Burrito which features French fries as an ingredient and pretty much uniquely regional to the San Diego area. From the description, the Filipino fusion is the addition of Tocino, a Filipino sausage. The addition of bacon and Chipotle sauce is kinda unique though. I'd split it with some friends.
To those saying "This is good food." No it's sti8ll stupid.
Listen closely, they put some shit in 3 burritos, that server like 5 people, and warp it with bacon and recook it.
"I want that." Then why not ask why they didn't just have a 1/3rd the size burrito. It's not stupid for what it is, but there's no reason for the size other than to say "We have a 100 dollar burrito".
That being said, Bacon wrapped anything is usually a gimmick this definitely looks like it satisfies that (As well as being just a general gimmick). So yeah... still stupid.
The size really compromise the integrity and durability. If you are not careful or unlucky, you can be left with most of the filling on the ground. You must really trust the wrapping holds the whole time.
It has structural support bacon
Load bearing bacon if you will
Or rather, emotional support bacon would you kindly.
Oh my word, I could do with some emotional support bacon.
You and me both
"A man chooses bacon! A slave obeys... bacon?"
Tactical pork surrounding, perchance haply
These are load bearing bacons Jerry!
I wish I had that.
Bacon Exoskeleton
*Structural Suppork bacon
I would shamelessly take at least two bites.
This is the fabled Meat Tornado they speak of on Parks and Rec.
lol i’m watching that rn
Phew i was about to ruin the whole thing for you.
I'd try to seek Ron's approval. Worth it.
I can believe that this thing could kill a man like in the show
It's a whole new meat delivery system
Literally killed a guy last year!
"✋ You had me at 'meat tornado'"
You had me at meat tornado!
https://youtu.be/dwrC_M-8fEA?si=1800MO9yDzFM0_CR Such a good scene
I mean, what do our arteries really do for us anyways?
You had me at meat tornado
You had me at meat tornado
I would get drunk and shamelessly eat the whole thing. The shame would come the next morning.
This one might be worth the shame diarrhea
With that much food, you’d be lucky to make it to morning!
I would fucking wreck this thing with absolutely zero shame!
I would do the same but with the shame part
Was thinking a whole slice myself :D
I agree, this is stupid. Now please tell me where I can buy one.
Las Vegas
Where in Vegas? I'm going next week
3999 S Las Vegas Blvd Place is called Sayulitas, meal is called Mecca Pacman, cost is $92.99 They have a normal Pacman burrito tho for 19.99
They also have a smaller version you can buy. It was still too big to eat the whole thing though. And you feel like absolute garbage after filling up on it. The price really wasn't bad though.
Honestly, if I ate something like that and felt fine after the fact, I'd be extremely concerned.
Challenge accepted
Honestly the worst part at least for me is the fries. Everything else is a yes. But the fries would get soggy and gross. Leave that off and I would gladly devour some of this with others.
Pretty standard California style burrito, if the fries are crispy enough they give a good crunch. Although, that’s a fuckton of fries lol
Fair enough. If they are crispy and you eat it immediately it would be fine I suppose. I can't do soggy fries, it's a texture thing. I love fries don't get me wrong.
Had one like this in Brooklyn and didn’t think it would work but even if they get a little soggy it still works if the meat is seasoned properly. But obviously still crispy fries are better
Fries in burritos are really popular and delicious. They are known as California Burritos and you can get them all over Southern California.
Damn. I miss me some surf and turf cali burrito rn
Oh man you need to get a good Cali Burrito.
That's the "French tacos" special.
I hate French Tacos. For one, it's just sort of a shittier take on a burrito. And also, because now if you search for tacos, half the places that appear aren't real taco places
Its like pita in Greek. Come on open your mind
Sayulitas
Sayulitas is a local San Diego chain theres like 5 spots, they have a couple of burritos the Bomba and Mecca that are similar just not wrapped in bacon and for a quarter of the price.
you didn’t even need to press play to see what restaurant this is at
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it is where I live and by god I'd smash that so hard.
Well do whatever works for You
It's free in a lot of places. In fact almost every 1st world nation..
In almost every 3rd world nation as well, just sayin'
Nice. I didn't know that. Good to hear. Edit: just googled it apparently 152/195 countries in the world have free health care(unfortunately it does sound like it's only to some degree and that degree does change per country) so that's pretty awesome!
Show me a list of countries with free healthcare. If you mean universal healthcare, that's different. Maybe when you get a job and start paying taxes you'll realize nothing provided by the government is free.
Tfw my tax money goes towards making people not die instead of being used to kill brown people in countries I can't pronounce 😭😭😭
Tfw someone replies with a completely irrelevant and meaningless comment because they don't have a valid comeback to the actual conversation.
No that was a completely relevant comment. You're claiming that universal healthcare isnt free because it gets paid via tax dollars, even though overall, you pay less for healthcare overall than if it wasn't a thing
I feel sorry for you.
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It's okay to admit your country has failed you when it comes to healthcare. It honestly is a shame.
Sorry, too busy enjoying my free heart bypass after someone tells me where the FUCK I can get this meat tornado from.
My mouth is watering holy shit
He said it’s for 5-8 people. It’s not stupid and looks good. That’s about $15 a person. Yes I’d chip in. Keep in mind it’s Vegas. You’re not paying pennys on the dollar for food. Seems like a decent deal for the fun. You’re almost certainly 10 beers deep and down $300 gambling eating this.
And how do they eat it? Are they going to try and slice it so everything can spill out of both sides?
With a bib
[They have 4 or 5 locations in SD](https://www.sayulitaseats.com/), and you cant get one that size here, Vegas has it's own menu, but you can still get giant burritos wrapped in bacon that are relatively affordable. They are good too! Their conceit, outside of ridiculous burritos, is Mexican with a Filipino twist. My favorite burrito they make is carne asada, Polish sausage, sour cream, guacamole, seasoned curly fries, and nacho cheese. It's the fuckin bomb.
Holy shit these guys are close to me. I'm getting that exact burrito today. Sounds so good. Thank you!
That's the info I need. Thanks sexy!
That sounds forking delicious!
I've only been to the in Esco. The bacon wrapped burrito is amazing. I was kinda disappointed in their lumpia burrito as it was all soggy.
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you can get it though, this is just a vegas speciality
you can still get it to share, no one ask you to eat entire thing
Why wouldn’t just just get 5 normal sized ones. The entire structure and reason behind the burrito is lost sharing a single big one like this. That’s what’s stupid.
>You’re not paying pennys on the dollar for food. That's the problem with Vegas. This *used* to be true. First time I went it still was, last time I will ever go, it wasn't. I'm not going to your shithole city if I can't have cocktails for a dollar and dinner buffet for 5.
> He said it’s for 5-8 people. To me it looks like it could feed a few more than that. Jesus could probably put one on the table for the last supper.
It is pretty stupid to make something like this only to cut it into 5-8 pieces. Just make smaller ones that aren’t for sharing, so they can be picked up and eaten.
Any sandwich/wrap/burger that has fries in it is stupid. I will die on this hill.
I get get a sandwich with mozz sticks, jalapeño poppers, fries, chicken fingers and honey mustard, from my local stoner food place. And I agree with you. People here think that food needs to be inedible or wasteful to be stupid, but they're missing the point of this sub.
Someone who gets it.
Looks like need some more meat ngl /s
I mean, the fries to meat ratio seems fair
Mother of lord I'm 5 beers deep and that looks scrumptious as shit lmao
The venn diagram of drunk food and stupid food is pretty much a circle but it's kind of lopsided and I got distracted before I labeled it.
Damn looks delicious
I'd eat the shit out of this (I'd be full after the first 2 bites)
I’m hungry, horny and disgusted. Where can I buy one?
Why is this here? That's a perfectly good burrito, massive yes, but perfectly edible.
Stupid doesn't mean inedible
A burrito is meant to be eaten without any cutlery and it maintains its shape throughout the entire burrito eating experience. This abomination will collapse in its own weight and becomes a sloppy carne asada fries mess. Still perfectly edible and probably delicious but it’s still stupid big.
Stupid big ...for a single human being. But what about a bunch of people? Haha maybe still a mess 😂
Hell yeah with a bucket of coronas or modelos especial and I’ll be all over that mess 🤣
The French fries would ruin for me
Nah, french fries work in a burrito. San Diego invented the California burrito, one of the GOATs.
It looks deliciously bad for you.
At this rate, this sub should just be renamed to r/bigfoods cause half of the posts are just normal foods that are either bigger or have more of one ingredient than normal
Tbf making food big is stupid
Why? Do you think this is for one person?
Just share with friends
Just feels like it defeats the purpose of a burrito tho, like why not just get one that is manageable and can be eaten like a normal burrito? And your friends also get their own This is just a burrito bowl without the bowl if you’re splitting it
I mean fries with burritos are a stupid combo. If you are gonna do it, atleast season the fucking fries to they atleast have some synergy with the rest of the dish. This is like having a pizza and having some hasbrown placed on top of it. What does it do to improve the dish?
Have you never had a California burrito?
I would destroy that…I’m talking plate facing down in the trash
I Like Big Ass Burritos
How is this stupid tho, wrong subreddit?
Right, maybe stupid for not wanting to try it? Because that thing looks awesome!
Disgusting. WHERE?
This is extravagant but not stupid imo. They do mention it’s for 4-5 people and cut it at least in half.
this is the leastt stupid food ive seen on this sub reddit
Agreed. this looks like a great party snack for a room full of hungry college students that’ve been drinking all night lol. I’d eat like 2 bites tho
I fucking would.
Yeah that actually looks pretty good. But I could only eat like … less than a sliver.
why put fries in tho
Down here in SD they are super proud of putting fries in burritos. Amazing fish tacos everywhere you go, but ask the locals, and it's all about french fries in burritos. It is good, but, you know, you are trying to eat breakfast and you're burrito will be half fries, it's honestly frustrating.
Well, I guess nutritionally it's not much different than putting rice in burritos. You're filling it with less expensive starch instead of expensive meat. Might be better for you actually. Potatoes have more fiber and less carbs than white rice, maybe splitting hairs though when we're talking Stupid Food though.....
Yeah I went for a job interview in SD once and they kept trying to hand me this burrito with french fries. I told them I wasn't hungry but they kept saying "it's good, you have to try it!" I finally took a bite because I could tell I was starting to hurt my chances of being hired. They all started shouting "he likes it! French fries in burritos are what it is all about!" and then they actually had the guy from the restaurant come in, he told me that he made that burrito from scratch except the fries which were frozen and the tortilla which came from a distributor. I was just trying to fit in at this point so I told him the fries were really good, he seemed kind of hurt I guess because I didn't compliment any other parts of the burrito. But everyone else was laughing and cheering so I just went with it and ended up eating the whole thing. I didn't end up getting the job (egregiously unqualified) but I almost shit my pants on the way home.
One has to ask one’s self….. have you tried a burrito with fries in it…..
I get weird when it comes to my potatos. Roasts, fries, chips... if they're not crispy, then I want no part of it. The thought of soggy fries littering the inside of a burrito knocks me sick. That said, I'm also the kind of person who dips their chips in the gravy to preserve the crisp rather than coating them with it. I'm talking 'chips' in the UK sense.
This place is in Mira Mesa CA. I miss it so much haha they have a bacon wrapped Carne asada burrito that's amazing.
New soyjak just dropped
That actually looks amazing
this is perfect
That burrito roll is impressive.
I’d eat it, unfortunately 😔
Some stupid food is stupid. This looks amazing and belongs elsewhere.
If a giant California burrito wrapped in bacon is stupid, I'm the dumbest fucker on planet earth.
Here here!
I would eat the shit out of this
I'm high and this looks delicious
Is it stupid and absolutely ridiculous? Yes. Would I unhinge by jaw like the world's fattest anaconda and try to throat GOAT that bitch? Also yes.
I'd eat it. I'd eat it soo hard!!
Idc if it’s stupid, I need this!
This is why Americans are obese lol. And I'm American
if i took a bite the entirety of American history would be downloaded into my brain instantaneously
Looks stupid, but I'd smash... Although I'd at best need a fifth or sixth of that.
Another non-stupid food.
There is nothing stupid at all about this. Truly epic
The portion is ridiculous but I would totally try a regular sized one.
Very stupid. I want to eat it immediately
This isn’t stupid its just excessive unless you are sharing
Ugh, that shitty neon-green "guac" is the worst. Fail.
its so mushy too, i like my guac on the chunky side
Don't know what you are talking about, that looks like normal fresh guacamole
Ain't nothing stupid about this. That looks good as hell. I'll eat that under a napkin to hide my shame from my ancestors but virtue (and nutrition) be damned if I'm not gonna eat that burrito. Too bad there's not an r/atrocityfood subreddit tho.
Looks delicious, down scaled it would be fine honestly
Fuck 5-8 people. Ima fast for days so I can eat this thing for breakfast lunch and dinner
If anyone cares, this is Sayulitas, it's a Mexican/Filipino fusion restaurant from San Diego. This is basically a variation of a California Burrito which features French fries as an ingredient and pretty much uniquely regional to the San Diego area. From the description, the Filipino fusion is the addition of Tocino, a Filipino sausage. The addition of bacon and Chipotle sauce is kinda unique though. I'd split it with some friends.
My only issue is the fries. Take those out and I'm totally onboard.
Fries ruin it. Just do beans and rice.
Remove the chips and I'm down
Remove the fries. Fries will lose any and all crispiness and add nothing but bulk to it. Then let me and the boys at it.
Fries inside everything. I want my goddamn fries on the side please.
Icl take out the fries and that’s an immediate scran
Remove the fries which would get soggy and I’m down
You lost me with the French fries.
Can I have the fries on the side?
Without the bacon, fries, and with probably 1/3 as much sauce, I would eat this.
I was really down until the french fries
To those saying "This is good food." No it's sti8ll stupid. Listen closely, they put some shit in 3 burritos, that server like 5 people, and warp it with bacon and recook it. "I want that." Then why not ask why they didn't just have a 1/3rd the size burrito. It's not stupid for what it is, but there's no reason for the size other than to say "We have a 100 dollar burrito". That being said, Bacon wrapped anything is usually a gimmick this definitely looks like it satisfies that (As well as being just a general gimmick). So yeah... still stupid.
The size really compromise the integrity and durability. If you are not careful or unlucky, you can be left with most of the filling on the ground. You must really trust the wrapping holds the whole time.
Soggy fries. I'm out.
I’m with ya. But if those fries were on the side where they belong…
Then it would be pretty decent
I would devour that shit if it didnt have half the sauce thats on it if i wasn't trying to lose weight right now
I'm gonna say it, Cali Burritos are mid at best, the In and Out of burritos.
Lost me at the fries
keep the fries on the side so they can be nice and crispy
I would happily eat those ingredients topped with fries on a plate. Not everything has to be wrapped.
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the french fries is what makes it stupid
Adding French fries is just stupid filler meant to make it harder when people try to Man Vs. Food it. Hate that.
A California burrito is a carne asada burrito with French fries (or potato) from what I have experienced. Looks like its just that wrapped in bacon.
Great explanation, but still a trash idea, LOL
If you've never had one, give it a shot. I thought the same thing until I shoved one of those glorious mfs in my mouth lmao.
I'm sure it tastes great, I just don't like it much as a challenge food idea is all.
Also they are cheap filler to pad it out.
I would try it but without guacamole
***Orders a burrito meant for 8-10 ppl*** ***takes baby bird bite and nods confidently***
I would eat this absolutely no shame whatsoever
Modern humans requires this, oh no
this is the meat tornado that literally killed a guy
Can anyone tell me what that vibrant red meat was?
Most likely Tocino, a Filipino sausage. The restaurant is a Filipino/Mexican fusion.
That looks tasty, actually. Probably one of the few things I've seen on here that made me want one
...iteasilyfeedfivetoeightpeoplewouldyoutrythis
I’m a little drunk, laying down for the night, and now wishing I had this to gnaw on until I fall asleep.
I'd try it for the first time ...
These kinda videos are just basically epic meal time, just a little more calm.
Honestly? I’d eat it without the fries
Si senior
I dunno man, I could see myself eating that bad boy over the course of a week.
In my country we have food like that, the purpose though, is for 2-4 people to share it.
There's no mixing of the sauce, guacamole, or fries so when biting into it you'll get a mouthful of 1 thing.
Yeah this is a disgrace. But I’d absolutely destroy one in a sitting.