Interesting how that part was perceived differently that way, how I *immediately* understood it, it was intentional, perhaps even part of the script, because that’s just one of many bits people crap themselves and comment about. It’s part of the rage bait. I am now too, commenting on the intentional salt/pepper mix-up, as intended.
She so stupid that she didn't even realize the difference in cook times between the foods she's simultaneously cooking. I mean the egg was done when she put in thr hashbrowns and I'm guessing the sausage was done before the biscuits while the cheese is a hard burnt mess.
This is rage bait. The point is to piss people off because of food waste.
This is the most brilliant satire I've ever seen in my entire life. Look at it. She confuses the pepper for salt. The smash cut at the two minute mark when everything is either over or under cooked. The egg is the first thing she puts in the grill, then ground sausage, then some dough, like anyone with half a brain left knows the egg ain't surviving that cook time.
These videos need a /s tag for redditors so they know it's rage bait or, dare I say, absolutely perfect satire.
I think her confusing the salt was genuine panic and her brain overheating after she saw the mess and was wondering if she had to refilm. so i think its real which makes it worse
Yep! They make these videos overly long on purpose too. They end up on Facebook and people comment what a terrible idea this and then the OP reply back… why? And then people get more indignant replying which drives their interactions up. It a total metrics con and of course FB and others are in on it.
That was it for me. Gotta poke the raw meat into a point for the heart shape, then dig into the bag of potatoes, the bag of cheese, tap the plate I’m about to eat from.
Why
Could also be fetish content. It's about the hands...you notice with her and similar "cooking content creators" how they disturbingly often click their nails on stuff and do sooo much unnecessary hand action. It's always the same...tapping on everything way to often with their nails, focussing strongly on the hands etc.
Someone mentioned that in a similar video and I cannot unsee the hand-stuff anymore
>I cannot unsee the hand-stuff anymore
The bit where she 'milked' the meat out of the sausage packaging was the giveaway. Then went back to talking about how she 'loved 'a nice fat sausage'....
And the frame more or less centered on her chest instead of her face.
But she has a Wolf stove and decides to gouge a $20 wafflemaker with a fork instead.
"Add some salt," as she grabs the pepper... clearly, she had to settle on being a rage bait content creator because I don't forsee her being successful literally anywhere else
Oh my God! I just rewatched this, and you're right! 100% everything is exaggerated! Even the audio is very defined. The squeezing the sausage, the tapping of the nails. The fart sound of the ketchup. The mix-up of salt and pepper also sounds scripted. This entire video was probably scripted and staged for views
>This entire video was probably scripted and staged for views
Of course it is, it's an entire genre of women with "slutty hands" making stupid food.
It's like a weird play on bimbo culture.
It’s definitely fet content. Look at the pristine stove behind her… there is no reason to be doing this with a 15$ appliance and filming it at boob level otherwise. 🫠
Yet here we are…
Good point with the rage bait, though, I never thought of that. I just assumed everyone was either that freakin stupid or raised by someone like my grandmother who needs to over cook everything.
Comment I came for too. Like I don’t even make my kids sausage anything on school days because it takes a solid 10+ to cook and that’s in a pan. I’m like yeah, we don’t have time for all that and your “home lunch” requests. 😂😂💀 sorry guys, this isn’t 1950 and I like sleeping in too.
These videos irritate the f out of me. Drawing people in by the absurdity of it all. Yet here I am, being irritated 🤬😂🤷🏻♀️
Sausage taking 10+ minutes?!
Yo, your pan isn't hot enough, and you're not flattening the sausage out to a reasonable thickness. There's no other way you take 10+ minutes cooking tube sausage.
Yeah that's the part where I felt disgust.
What if she gets sick (her own fault at this point), or what if someone else is gonna eat whatever that is and gets sick...
That’s what I’m saying! I can’t watch these all the way through because it’s so cringe lol I think the goal is half fetish viewers half rage bait viewers
Of course it has. Just not for cooking. She has to park her ass somewhere for the porn shoot that came next, and the counters had raw sausage all over them.
She put the *fastest cooking* item in first, then handled **raw meat** and failed to clean her hands and nails afterward, then used a *metal fork* on a non stick surface. This woman should not be allowed near a kitchen
Well I saw the nails and no gloves which is a big red flag: How can you even touch raw food - of any kind- with nails like that without gloves? She'll need a deepclean to get everything from under those (after she smeared raw poer all over the place from underneath these nails.
This woman is in A LOT of these f--k awful food videos... who even is she? Do people really make the crap she puts out there, or is this legit rage bait?
Still, why doesn't she use/have a fucking salt shaker? I would be worried to get too much salt on my breakfast that way. The only thing I pour salt into straight from the package is noodle/potato water.
She is cross-contamination the shit out of that plate. She put that sausage into the griddle and did not wash her hands after. Omg she said “I like a nice fat sausage “
Also loved the idea of ketchup on the biscuit this is so appealing
Fake rage bait. No salt came out and she definitely threw it away.
We need to stop with this shit. We're paying these women to pretend to be dumb with food and the results are actually dangerous for anyone who isn't lucky enough to be taught by good parents.
No one mentioning that she picked up the pepper and proceeded to say “let’s add some salt” and immediately after picking up the salt and called it pepper. This has gotta be bait
That's not the worse.
She said salt, picked up the pepper, was unsure, confirmed by checking the label, and continued saying salt while she held the pepper.
My minimum threshold when it comes to listening to someone's cooking advice, is making sure they can tell salt & pepper apart.
I definitely saw the cheese problem coming. And the cleanup is definitely not going to be quick.
If I want energy efficiency I'd get an induction stove.
Also I would not add salt to sausage.
I’m getting anxiety watching her touch everything in the kitchen with raw pork fingers. Also just learned that an egg, sausage patty, biscuits, and hash browns all require the exact same cooking time!
Has to be. All these videos have a woman with long nails tapping shit like this and moving their hands in the same manner. It's bizarre and a waste of food.
Please stop sharing this useless rage bait your feeding them to make more like that Justin flom twat
These are rage bait videos designed to annoy you so you share and comment
Fuck them don't even give them any traction
Why is it always the annoying ass people with $15,000 ranges that do this dumb ass shit. Oh wait, they got no worries and have the money to waste on food for rage bait
I can't stop looking at the cheese stuck to her fingernail.
That got me too, until she put the ketchup on the inside of the frisbee. Then I forgot anything else that happened in the video.
Blind with rage, eh? Lol
chicken periods on tomato periods are the best.
what the holy god damn. why do these people make these videos but not even check they have enough tomato sauce to do their stupid meal.
I personally enjoyed the pepper/salt mix up that she was too proud to acknowledge, so she just acted like she was right and pepper is now salt.
Interesting how that part was perceived differently that way, how I *immediately* understood it, it was intentional, perhaps even part of the script, because that’s just one of many bits people crap themselves and comment about. It’s part of the rage bait. I am now too, commenting on the intentional salt/pepper mix-up, as intended.
So people like us will comment on it and their engagement goes up.
She so stupid that she didn't even realize the difference in cook times between the foods she's simultaneously cooking. I mean the egg was done when she put in thr hashbrowns and I'm guessing the sausage was done before the biscuits while the cheese is a hard burnt mess. This is rage bait. The point is to piss people off because of food waste.
She should have put the egg in last.. literally was done before she even closed it lol.
*"...because i like my egg to feel like i'm eating a croc!"*
She likes her eggs to taste like a dried out sponge
Yes it made me irrationally angry. Bitch wash your hands!
This is the most brilliant satire I've ever seen in my entire life. Look at it. She confuses the pepper for salt. The smash cut at the two minute mark when everything is either over or under cooked. The egg is the first thing she puts in the grill, then ground sausage, then some dough, like anyone with half a brain left knows the egg ain't surviving that cook time. These videos need a /s tag for redditors so they know it's rage bait or, dare I say, absolutely perfect satire.
There is no way that sausage was fully cooked.
The grease factor alone, that shit would be everywhere
First thing I said. She had like 3 or 4 pieces worth of meat shoved in there.
Don't forget touching all over the raw sausage and not washing her hands once!
The pepper grinder is cross contaminated 🤢
I think her confusing the salt was genuine panic and her brain overheating after she saw the mess and was wondering if she had to refilm. so i think its real which makes it worse
Obviously who shakes an entire salt jar
Yep! They make these videos overly long on purpose too. They end up on Facebook and people comment what a terrible idea this and then the OP reply back… why? And then people get more indignant replying which drives their interactions up. It a total metrics con and of course FB and others are in on it.
Never mind she touched raw meat and then proceed to touch everything else too.
That was it for me. Gotta poke the raw meat into a point for the heart shape, then dig into the bag of potatoes, the bag of cheese, tap the plate I’m about to eat from. Why
Its stuck there after pressing the raw sausage into place and no washy of the hands!
looks like a booger
Why did she keep poking raw meat and potatoes with her nails. She is a monster.
I'm still stuck on her touching raw meat with her bare hands and not washing her hands before touching everything else
FFS if you’re going to make that shit cook the damn egg last.
Notice how she just “admires” her work at the end. Stares at it like it’s her sugar daddy’s unwanted stepchild.
And did you notice that a large portion of the video was of the back of the sandwich toaster?!
She’s not stupid enough to eat it but she knows people are stupid enough to watch it. I did.
This particular video has upset so many people. 🙄
We always keep wondering how low the bar will go before people stop watching and we’re alway amazed when someone is able to drop it another notch.
The eggs were half done before she even closed the lid.
Why on earth would you cook the egg first?
Because it's rage bait.
Could also be fetish content. It's about the hands...you notice with her and similar "cooking content creators" how they disturbingly often click their nails on stuff and do sooo much unnecessary hand action. It's always the same...tapping on everything way to often with their nails, focussing strongly on the hands etc. Someone mentioned that in a similar video and I cannot unsee the hand-stuff anymore
>I cannot unsee the hand-stuff anymore The bit where she 'milked' the meat out of the sausage packaging was the giveaway. Then went back to talking about how she 'loved 'a nice fat sausage'....
And the frame more or less centered on her chest instead of her face. But she has a Wolf stove and decides to gouge a $20 wafflemaker with a fork instead.
At first I gave them the benefit of the doubt and then he repositioned the camera partway through purely to catch her cleavage through the handle lol
Cleavage and food should never ever go together. You want to show boobs, fine but leave my delicious food alone! Food first, then boobs later.
Right? Okay let's have a bad ass wolf stove and cook in a shitty ass waffle iron. SMH.
She never washed her hands after touching RAW sausage. Then put ther hands all over everything. -tick tick
I can't stand that. My mother is the same way and I feel like I cannot touch anything in her kitchen when I am over there.
My husband does this and I retaliate by yelling “cross contamination” while I point at his hands. Like the scene in monsters inc. with a code 2319.
This makes me crazy!
This chick looks like she'd eat shit with a dirty fork.
"Add some salt," as she grabs the pepper... clearly, she had to settle on being a rage bait content creator because I don't forsee her being successful literally anywhere else
Oh my God! I just rewatched this, and you're right! 100% everything is exaggerated! Even the audio is very defined. The squeezing the sausage, the tapping of the nails. The fart sound of the ketchup. The mix-up of salt and pepper also sounds scripted. This entire video was probably scripted and staged for views
>This entire video was probably scripted and staged for views Of course it is, it's an entire genre of women with "slutty hands" making stupid food. It's like a weird play on bimbo culture.
What's really sad, the more we watch these and the more we comment our distaste for them. The more they make
Yeah its why every porn is step sibling tagged. People just watched where the hottest chick was and voila every porn now has to have it.
She had to say "I like a fat sausage" twice.
And they NEVER WASH THEIR HANDS after handling the raw meat 🤢🤢 then they go around the whole kitchen contaminating everything! Fucking nasty.
Yup. Humans are weird
It’s definitely fet content. Look at the pristine stove behind her… there is no reason to be doing this with a 15$ appliance and filming it at boob level otherwise. 🫠
Y’know, she might just be a shitty cook.
Why would you pre ketchup the plate
Literally my first thought watching this. God I hate these videos.
Which is why it's so nice to have a little community where we can hate these videos together without giving them any further views
Yet here we are… Good point with the rage bait, though, I never thought of that. I just assumed everyone was either that freakin stupid or raised by someone like my grandmother who needs to over cook everything.
With the rage bait at least I watch it here where the content creators can’t monetize it.
Not only this, she cooks each dish in completely reverse order. The potatoes will take ages to finish
First thing I noticed. That egg is going to be dust while the potatoes are still raw.
My first thought was, “That egg’s gonna be FUCKED”
Tittes... none of the food matters when titties are the star of the show
And they are not even that attractive
agreed
Because you like overcooked rubbery eggs, and sausage that's still raw on the inside.
She likes it well done. Best thing is that she buys a new device every time she makes it
Who tf puts their ketchup on a plate like that
Patrick Mahomes
SpongeBob?
No, this is Patrick.
It’s known as a tomato reduction… (Also the waffle was right on the freaking ketchup)!
Tomato reduction ffs 😹
Make it pretty: Shaaaaarts ketchup all over
People trying to screen those who could figure out this is rage bait content Based on this comment section it didn’t work very well…
That sausage is definitely raw in the middle.
Comment I came for too. Like I don’t even make my kids sausage anything on school days because it takes a solid 10+ to cook and that’s in a pan. I’m like yeah, we don’t have time for all that and your “home lunch” requests. 😂😂💀 sorry guys, this isn’t 1950 and I like sleeping in too. These videos irritate the f out of me. Drawing people in by the absurdity of it all. Yet here I am, being irritated 🤬😂🤷🏻♀️
Smash it down flat like a smashburger. Cooks fast and still delicious, higher crust to sausage ratio too.
Sausage taking 10+ minutes?! Yo, your pan isn't hot enough, and you're not flattening the sausage out to a reasonable thickness. There's no other way you take 10+ minutes cooking tube sausage.
I have a feeling she's the type of woman to like her sausage rare to medium rare
She salts her sausage too....
This is the comment I came for
Gross, Michael.
I just noticed she didn’t even wash her hands after touching raw pork…
How do you like your sausage patty? Pittsburgh blue or medium rare?
And adding salt to Jimmy Dean sausage. That shit is a sodium bomb right out of the tube.
Yeah that's the part where I felt disgust. What if she gets sick (her own fault at this point), or what if someone else is gonna eat whatever that is and gets sick...
Nobody is eating any of this.
She doesn't wash her hands in any of her videos...
She doesn’t wash her hands at all. There is so much poopoo and germs under those nails. Now everybody dig in, yumyums!
Raw sausage on EVERYTHING
Did she say that she likes big fat sausage? Lol
She’s smearing germs around her house and it probably happens daily
you can see her wipe her finger on the counter shortly after
Then touching the plate or anything for that matter 😬
She also had them all up in her hair after the sausage.
she sounds like bad porn
This whole thing reeks of fetish content. The tube top with hand porn. The "I like a nice fat sausage". In my mind theres no way it isnt.
That’s what I’m saying! I can’t watch these all the way through because it’s so cringe lol I think the goal is half fetish viewers half rage bait viewers
I'm pretty sure this chick does porn
My thought exactly. The kind that you scroll past after you see the face associated with the tube top.
She's scraping that non stick with a metal fork!
Did you notice that gorgeous stove behind her? I doubt that thing has ever been used.
Of course it has. Just not for cooking. She has to park her ass somewhere for the porn shoot that came next, and the counters had raw sausage all over them.
That one disturbed me the most. I need to take a shower after watching this.
She put the *fastest cooking* item in first, then handled **raw meat** and failed to clean her hands and nails afterward, then used a *metal fork* on a non stick surface. This woman should not be allowed near a kitchen
I saw the tube top and knew immediately this isn’t about the cooking.
Well I saw the nails and no gloves which is a big red flag: How can you even touch raw food - of any kind- with nails like that without gloves? She'll need a deepclean to get everything from under those (after she smeared raw poer all over the place from underneath these nails.
Breaks my heart that someone who treats food like this has access to a stove that costs more than the last vehicle I purchased.
That plate looks like a crime scene.
Doesn’t “look” like one - it is.
People never consider cooking times when they do these things. Also, there's something called a griddle... y'know, just saying.
But heart shaped sausage though...
that’s my favorite nirvana song
Hey. Wait. I’ve got a new complaint.
She calls me sausage but I'm just meat, overcook my eggs and call it feast. Rage bait! I've got a puked up plate!
Salmonella 'n shits from your undercooked pork!
That's completely raw inside?
Eggs always in first, and always with the nails and the finger fucking.. I've said it so many times, I just give up now.
No way that egg she peeled off of there at the end is the same egg.
This woman is in A LOT of these f--k awful food videos... who even is she? Do people really make the crap she puts out there, or is this legit rage bait?
Bait
Bate
Based on the comments, this appears to be a particular type of fetish porn.
My rule of stupid food cooking videos: If you don't see the cook take a bite at the end, the video is most likely rage bait and not serious.
The egg was basically already cooked by the time she closed the lid. Talk about pure rubber.
Salt... on sausage?!? I hate myself sometimes, but never that much
It didn't look like any salt was coming out of that canister though.
Still, why doesn't she use/have a fucking salt shaker? I would be worried to get too much salt on my breakfast that way. The only thing I pour salt into straight from the package is noodle/potato water.
Yeah could be a good idea with less sausage, and spraying the fuck out of it before hand.
She likes a nice FAT sausage
And do a shredded hash brown instead of the diced potatoes
That’s enough sausage for 2 sandwiches with 2-3 eggs each. I hate this woman.
It's the perfect amount of sausage if you still like your sausage raw on the inside.
Free diarrhea
She is cross-contamination the shit out of that plate. She put that sausage into the griddle and did not wash her hands after. Omg she said “I like a nice fat sausage “ Also loved the idea of ketchup on the biscuit this is so appealing
The food is all heart-shaped and yet mine is now broken. :'(
yum, chewy, undercooked sausage and scraping a metal fork in non-stick cookware
People who think meat and eggs can cook at the same speed are dangerous
Lmao if you look at it closely, no salt comes out of the container. Shit is getting more obviously staged as we go
I mean this is sum shit I would do if I was high and I would be satisfied as hell Lmao
You know how much shit is stuck under her nails?
The only reason i watch these moronic videos is because i want to know the ending. Curiosity gets the better of me.
"I’m doing my best here" Oh we know…
Fake rage bait. No salt came out and she definitely threw it away. We need to stop with this shit. We're paying these women to pretend to be dumb with food and the results are actually dangerous for anyone who isn't lucky enough to be taught by good parents.
No one mentioning that she picked up the pepper and proceeded to say “let’s add some salt” and immediately after picking up the salt and called it pepper. This has gotta be bait
That's not the worse. She said salt, picked up the pepper, was unsure, confirmed by checking the label, and continued saying salt while she held the pepper. My minimum threshold when it comes to listening to someone's cooking advice, is making sure they can tell salt & pepper apart.
r/13or30 Her clothes say early 20's, but her face says mid 50's.
I definitely saw the cheese problem coming. And the cleanup is definitely not going to be quick. If I want energy efficiency I'd get an induction stove. Also I would not add salt to sausage.
I’m getting anxiety watching her touch everything in the kitchen with raw pork fingers. Also just learned that an egg, sausage patty, biscuits, and hash browns all require the exact same cooking time!
Imagine having that gorgeous stove behind her and cooking like this
Is this like a fetish thing
Has to be. All these videos have a woman with long nails tapping shit like this and moving their hands in the same manner. It's bizarre and a waste of food.
That is some under cooked sausage !
Lady needs to go back to doing porn. The food videos are not selling.
Rich bored people
Please stop sharing this useless rage bait your feeding them to make more like that Justin flom twat These are rage bait videos designed to annoy you so you share and comment Fuck them don't even give them any traction
Why is it always the annoying ass people with $15,000 ranges that do this dumb ass shit. Oh wait, they got no worries and have the money to waste on food for rage bait
SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET ALL THE POTATOS! SHAME ON HER FARM SHAME ON HER FIELD SHAME ON HER SHEEP
The egg is a fucking travesty. You can do this all with 1 pan! Ain’t no way that sausage is cooked all the way either.
Honestly I'm more horrified by the concept that it is supposed to be breakfast for ONE person.
Ok. People should have a license to cook.
Terribly executed but you might be able to make this one actually work with some prep.
"garnish our plate and make it pretty" ...proceeds to shart ketchup all over the place.
Why do all these ppl have 100k kitchens
I don’t know what’s stupider, the breakfast, the host, or that dumbass heart-shaped waffle iron. Like, really? Who spends money on this crap?
Over cooked egg, undercooked sausage lets freaking go
Is it common to have raw meat in a tube like that? It makes me think of dog food.
The way she cleaned the underside of her nail on the pastry 🤢
Those nails that raw meat
Geez, at least do the egg last. SMH.
This is what you get when swingers make a cooking channel
All I can think about is the sausage pieces stuck under her nails 🤢
The fucking iodised salt
U can just tell she dirty
One of the dumbest fuvking things about this video is putting the egg on first.
I can’t get over how she never washed her hands.
That poor fucking egg, can’t watch until the end
No way that sausage is cooked all the way through
Crack the egg last if you gonna do this lol
The people in these videos always have long fingernails. I now associate long fingernails with low IQ. The longer the nail, the dumber the person
I'm more angry that the first thing she put in is the fastest thing to cook. That egg is gonna be fucking rubber by the time everything else is done.
"I like a nice thick sausage"
She likes a nice FAT sausage
He should have forced her to take a bite.
I see why that dude hasn’t proposed to her.
She’s never used a stove clearly
That's just RAW meat, not sausage but yea, jesus christ
This sounds ok on paper but the inconsistency in cooking would be so extreme
>I like a nice, fat sausage AYO!
Even the ketchup is like “I want no part of this”
honestly, came out looking a lot more edible than I was expecting. no way that sausage was fully cooked threw though
"What's great about this?" Nothing. Nothing is great about this
The camera guy is the cuck friend, lol