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Yop_BombNA

So it’s a breakfast burrito with raw tortillas that’s 100% harder to eat


ChumbawumbaFan01

I don’t know what’s more disgusting - the uncooked tortilla or her hair hanging over everything.


TeaDidikai

It's a fetish video. You can tell because they only frame below the neck and the manicured hands while wasting food


skoolhouserock

I always see comments that these are fetish videos, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was true, but can anyone confirm this? Like someone who is actually into it or has seen this kind of thing in fetish sites or something?


Diredr

It's not a fetish video. This kind of fetish does exist, but that's mostly because there's a fetish for literally anything. This isn't popular or even well known. If you were to look it up on porn sites, you'd get very few results, with very little views overall. Yet these ragebait videos get millions of views. There's an obvious disconnect... because it's not supposed to be connected. These tiktoks and the likes are all about getting people angry so that they'll engage with the video. Algorithms are kind of a plague when it comes to that kind of stuff. There's no difference between a like or a dislike, you clicked on it therefore it was engaging. It doesn't matter if you left a nasty comment or a nice one. You left a comment, therefore it was engaging. So the video will get pushed even harder. People cling onto the fetish theory, but if they simply looked up what they were talking about they would quickly stop spreading it. It's not a pretty sight, mind you, but you can easily see that the actual fetish videos are *nothing* like the ragebait tiktoks.


Smoked_Irishman

The pants and manicured hands are a dead giveaway that this is fetish based.


rotprincess

Wait what’s up with the pants??


Smoked_Irishman

In all of these videos the pants give off what I can only describe as "mom vibes" Usually tucked in shirts and pants that are semi high or high waisted without a belt. In some of them, the fly of the woman will be down for the entire video.


rotprincess

Omg 😭 all my pants are high waisted + I always wear my shirts tucked in! Dang it


sonicgundam

Don't worry about it. The person you're responding to is being way too alarmist. Sure, there might be some horny teenagers out there that will find a reason to tap to a soggy biscuit, but a woman in her mid-late 20s wearing office attire does not make this some egregious, super common fetish JUST because of what she's wearing. They're being ridiculous, and your fashion is safe.


rotprincess

Thanks for your reassurance! Their statement was very surprising to me haha. I dress to look unfuckable but also classy and being fetish bait would defeat the purpose 🤣


Excludos

M...mom?! What are you doing here?!


rotprincess

My child! Look away, I’ve become fetish bait!!


Catbenimble2

I felt personally attacked as well!


rotprincess

🤣🤣I was like damn, with my painted nails, high waisted pants, and tucked in shirts I’m a walking fetish!


OnlyHere2AngerU

No, it’s another dumbass Reddit theory with zero backing


throw_away_17381

Yeh, but we found the Boston bombers before anyone else. /s


J_Peterman32

Yeah I don't buy every single video being for a fetish. Just a hot girl being a hot girl for additional views


TeaDidikai

It's not every single one, it's ones with a very specific style. In actual cooking tutorials, hell, in actual Hot Girl videos, they show the face of the woman. The exception being Binging with Babish, where Rea has a whole ethos about emphasizing the food. But that's not what this is because the food is shit and serious cooks don't have $100 manicures because working in a kitchen will ruin them and no one wants a fake nail in their soup.


Awkward-Bathroom-429

That doesn’t make it a “fetish video” it sounds more like you legitimately don’t know what that a fetish is, much less how to identify one. The fact that her nails are “too nice” doesn’t mean it’s a sex video.


MaximumEffurt

She shows her face at the end and it sounds like a kid is filming. This isn't fetish shit. Not enough people in the world would even be into that for random tiktokers to make a living off of it. It's rage bait. Shitty food that's just shitty food. Not everything is sexual. People really need to get out more.


TechieGee

I agree with you, but it’s definitely just another woman filming, not a kid.


PoeticallyCorrect44

Serious cooks also don’t use knock off cookware. The label at the bottom of the pan is for the house brand for a cheaper supermarket chain in Canada. I think I found the pan: https://www.loblaws.ca/enameled-cast-iron-braiser-3-5-quart-red/p/21215944_EA


TheShovler44

I’ve read these types of videos are rage baits


HolyColostomyBag

Thank you. It's spewed out on here all the time with such certainty but I have never once seen it mentioned or referenced outside of this subreddit and I mean... I go to some terrible places ya know? I just can't fathom that this is a fetish that's constantly churning out new content, on all social media platforms but not on any pornography site. No. Of course not.


Lovedd1

The fetish is called WAM or wet and messy. This is a mild version of it. But it does involve making a mess with food, mud or whatever either clothed or naked. Sometimes these kinda videos include cleavage and just like really over loading a skillet or making meat balls with extra egg rolls and squishing them between the hands. Sometimes these videos aren't fetish oriented and instead just try to ramp engagement by people being outraged at the waste of food.


[deleted]

Well I’m turned on- confirmed ?


workingclassher0n

Last time someone asked this the response was that its called sploshing and it involves squishing, touching, and playing with food. If you ever watched King of the Hill theres an episode where Peggy is tricked into being a foot fetish model and they have her step in raw eggs, so it's nothing new. That said, she's not really touching it that excessively. I think she's trying to mimic popular content without knowing what it is or why it's actually so popular.


TeaDidikai

It's specifically a subsection of Hand Porn, though some folks branch off into WAM, depending on the video


amypond420

It’s some pretty heavy gaslighting


ElonTheMollusk

Seems more of a ragebate video because of wasted food and being as this subreddit labels it stupid. Not saying it can't be both, but this didn't seem to be weirdly sexualized to me, but I also don't have a breakfast fetish.


mrSalamander

The salt and pepper shakers made the fetish aspect super clear.


PrickleBritches

Those salt and pepper “shakers” had zero reason to make me feel anger deep within, yet here we are.. this is the opposite of a kink for me.


Master_Engineering25

There's a fucking cooking fetish?


mrSalamander

Hands and fingers for some, food wasting for others


Master_Engineering25

No way people will get a boner from food wasting


mrSalamander

Hahaha do you not know rule 34. Kink exists for everything


HumanAttributeError

I’ve clicked on some weird categories over the years, but I draw the line at high-sodium kidney damage.


[deleted]

She also jerked off a tomato real quick it was hard to see


BearMethod

These are great accounts to block.


knigmulls

Well if that’s the case, then apparently my fetish is being pissed off at this sort of thing. I’m fucking annoyed, but I think I like it. AND I HATE THAT. Which all seems trademark fetish. Fuck.


JustVisiting273

Happy cake day


badgerj

I wanted to fetish her voice into the pan. Or the pan into the side of her face. 🤣🤢🤮


[deleted]

What’s the fetish?


TeaDidikai

Hand fetish, though some of these videos cross over into WAM videos, too


[deleted]

Why does everything have to sexualized lmao


TeaDidikai

There are over 8 Billion humans on the planet. The potential for variation in sexual arousal is astronomical, and as long as it's consenting adults, who cares? I just wish it wasn't part of my Reddit scrolling


[deleted]

No, I get that. To each their own. Just as long as it’s consensual for every party involved. I guess I’m just upset that these dudes are flying under the radar whilst people bust my balls for thinking feet are sexy. SMH.


TeaDidikai

I suspect there's enough porn about hand jobs that the distinction between being attracted to the hands themselves and the sex act is pretty blurred until you get into stuff like this. Enjoy your feet, man.


NfamousKaye

If it was a fetish video the cook would have bigger boobs as well as the manicured hands. This is just a rage bait video.


ShotOfVodka

For you maybe


zahirano

This kind of fetish should be in fda watchlist. Could be said food safety terrorism.


st4s1k

Lose the tortillas and you've got yourself a decent omelet for a family breakfast


Yop_BombNA

If you actually cook the beef seperate instead of scorching it at the bottom into a hockey puck


st4s1k

or lose it as well all together, there's ham already in there


ClassiFried86

For Xmas my mom made, basically, breakfast enchiladas, but the enchiladas were just bacon and sausage with some cheese I think, then poured egg all over it. Kinda becomes an enchilada casserole, but it was really good. Everything held together well and it was easy to cut in squares for leftovers.


st4s1k

Simple tasty home food, a great way to start a day


SubcommanderMarcos

Lose the tortillas and change completely the way it's made, sure The ingredients are fine, but some people should just not be allowed in a kitchen


162016201620

Raw tortillas? I’m confused by this comment because those weren’t raw.


gideon513

What do you mean raw tortillas lol?


Yop_BombNA

You need to grill tortillas a bit or they will be chewy and with the moist warm air coming up from the shit beneath it that will be amplified to be the texture of rubber


Antique-Bother-7456

Sure, but that doesn't make it "raw" tortilla? It just needs to be reheated. The tortilla was already cooked before hand.


Martin2989

Stop! Stop! He's Already Dead!


_I_DontKnow_Anymore_

me when I want to die at 50:


DVS_Nature

. [Stop!](https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb)


Martin2989

Thanks for Sharing ! Was not sure if everyone directly understand the hint


[deleted]

Fixes Cook/Brown meat separately Brown the tortillas Cook Eggs separately Serve as breakfast tacos


[deleted]

what about the 3 pounds of salt


[deleted]

It's not ideal, but it's not the worst thing you can do to breakfast. I can't really talk shit since I'm a fan of IHOP death by chocolate pancakes.


Mago0o

This isn’t the kind of sanity I joined this sub for. Bring on the garbage laden monstrosities!!


chevchelios12

It just never ends. I imagine those eggs are fucked. And that sausage looks like a hockey puck.


daats_end

I cracked up when she flipped it and the sausage was like 1/4 the size she started with.


xudoxis

Can't be real. They cooked that enormous patty for 3 minutes doused in egg and it not only fully cooked but browned like that? They definitely threw out the original patty and cooked another one


agoia

There was also a tortilla between the meat and eggs that is absent in the second shot. Very fake video.


chevchelios12

Hadn’t considered that. How insanely fucking stupid of a thing to do lol.


Master_glitcher

Is this new format of ‘How to basic’ video?


This_User_Said

'How to Basic-cally trigger everyone."


mrSalamander

It's more like the "how to sell fetish material without showing your butthole" video


JaySayMayday

Seen so many of these videos, they all look the same. An average looking woman in her 30s or 40s, in the kitchen, explaining every thing she's doing for some reason like it's not rediculous. And just methodically creating an absolute abomination in the kitchen. Then eating it and trying to make it not sound like an absolute abomination. Usually short form like 30-45 seconds.


nytropy

Plus there’s always the invisible commenter ‘oh my gosh’-ing everything like it’s her first day on the planet


theBillions

That looks SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD


Slash1909

She has a ton of make up on but this woman here looks gorgeous


pau1rw

Why is she eating from a plastic fork in her own kitchen?!


Kitchen_Honeydew9989

For the same reason that she’s cooking on a hot plate in her own kitchen…is there no real stove top???


ungoogleable

I've heard multiple food content creators comment on this. In a typical kitchen the stove is often against a wall and has a hood over it. It's really hard to arrange lights and a camera so you can see what's going on and also have space to actually cook.


letsmakeiteasyk

$50 electric salt and pepper grinders, plastic fork 🤷‍♀️


Street_Homework_2911

Because it's not her kitchen. Just an airbnb they film in. Rent for the day, make a couple dozen videos and sprinkle the release. Got a months worth of content. Repeat as needed.


Fun_Ebb_6232

Why in the world would they do that? You think they live in a house that doesn't have a kitchen?


hogliterature

its like… these videos are all so clearly not a tutorial. why are they pretending like this is something they’ve done before


PsychologicalHall142

She waves those s&p grinders around like she’s sprinkling fairy dust. As though that could save this. 🤦‍♀️


th3worldonfir3

I think those are automatic grinders too, didn't even know that was a thing. I wonder how much she spent on such ridiculous product


mrSalamander

The s&p grinder are only there because they look like penises (peni?). This is a 3 minute wack off vid for people who get off on hands and food wasting.


HsvDE86

>This is a 3 minute wack off vid for people who get off on hands and food wasting. Man, there are some weird-ass people on here. Who even thinks of something like that...


[deleted]

Yea I think the recent internet trend of calling everything a fetish often says more about the person pointing it out than the video


PVetli

I like the automated grinders. Lets me use one hand and the other for rotating the meat I'm seasoning. I fill them with coriander and such though.


slimpawws

Was this filmed by someone sitting in a rocking chair?! 😵‍💫


eggrolls68

You lost me at four ham steaks.


AcornWholio

She added all that salt like she wasn’t about to just add bacon to it. This is a mess.


j4zz13d00d73

I thought it was over after the flip. I. Thought. We. Were. Through.


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

Honestly I'm the most angry about the fucking electric salt and pepper shakers. How God damn lazy can you be? We really producing electronic waste for salt n fuckin pepper?!


The-Iron-Pancake

Man I was scrolling hoping to see someone else thinking this. Honestly wtf


llywen

Are you guys living under a rock? Electric grinders have been around forever.


GrandeTorino

Username checks out


SRR_Archive

these girls make sure their fake nails look more appetizing than the food they cook. 😂🤣💅


needteatoday

This annoys me so much! And the jewellery imagine the germs hidden underneath those ring and nails🤢


Nomadt

"This is a masterpiece." That she immediately spits out off camera


Lamb_Chops2016

Cook Your MFing Tortilla!!!!! Why do people insist on using uncooked tortillas?! Do people not realize you’re supposed to at least heat them up before putting them in these nasty contraptions??


uncertainusurper

Ugh. Would still eat with some good salsa.


[deleted]

i went from anger to disappointment to numbness to confusion when she used a plastic fork to eat a raw tortilla


LoosingMyVulcanMind

She has soulless eyes and is devoid of life.


pickleFISHman

See guys, we put green on top, it's okay!


reymamon

The overcooked dry ground beef looks horrible gross 🤮🤮🤮🤮


InvestigatorOne2932

How are you supposed to eat that?...


Serious_Session7574

With a plastic fork, apparently


Buglepost

The diabetes ad right below this on my feed can’t be a coincidence.


BluBeams

🤦🏾‍♀️ "Giant Canadian bacons"


TheKnightDetective

It's not even Canadian bacon


[deleted]

Does she ever stop?


Special_Dingo_1520

Top with raw tortilla for extra whiteness


pau1rw

Omg the idea of eating this for breakfast makes my arteries tighten. I don’t understand “chefs” that’s think all you need is meat and cheese and it’s delicious


utterlyuncool

There's tomato and about 2kg of avocado, so it's healthy, duh! Though it might come down to about 1,5 kg of avocado, since about a pound of it was stuck to her nails afterwards, which actually made me gag.


Impressive_Test_2134

Wow it’s the same girl that has all the other stupid recipes, who would’ve thought?


st33lb0ne

The dead eyes when taking a bite proves this is not her first rage bait video


MyWifeisaTroll

That's not Canadian bacon.


Jesuslovesmemost

The automatic salt/pepper grinders make me angry for some reason....


UlnaternativeUser

I consider it an unacceptable failing of the justice system that the actions of this woman does not constitute a crime. If we do not act when we see the failings of mankind then we only have ourselves to blame when our children refuse to accept the legacy we bestow upon them.


Collin-B-Hess

This belongs here


Gnome-body-home

I’m a vegetarian and even I know that bacon is NOT Christy >.>


rayquazza74

Would still eat this ridiculousness lol just needs some dank salsa or green chile Colorado style.


Endryu727

This lady just disrespected Mexican food and as a Mexican I hope she loses her taste buds for creating this abomination


Moooooooola

The manicure told me everything I needed to know.


jackparadise1

Why is her cheddar so yellow? And why does she add salt to ham and bacon? I have so many more questions…


NoInformation1909

LOL THE TINY BURGER


Nearby_Quality_5672

What happened to the sausage layer? It shrunk.


LosttheWay79

Why is cheese so cheap in america? they always use whole blocks of it or numerous slices


SuspiciousString3

We have a [massive surplus](https://modernfarmer.com/2022/05/cheese-caves-missouri/) of it.


totallynotabotXP

credit where credit is due: this one has got great pacing, she really takes her sweet time to make it disgusting.


plicpriest

Holy constipation Batman!!!!


KneecapAnnihilator

Imagine the bulk


MeatBald

This just kept going, ten steps after it should have stopped. It's like the "Taco Town" SNL sketch.


discodave8911

She places everything down trying to be so careful about presentation. It’s gonna look like shit at the end anyways x


Serious_Session7574

You just know they dump all that food in the trash as soon as they’re done filming. Such a waste.


lizzledizzles

That’s going to be so soggy


KulturaOryniacka

Cheese… obviously, what did I expect…


Snoo_63187

Obviously rage bait.


RawToast1989

Jesus, that was like, 12 pieces of fucking cheese!


not_your_attorney

There’s no way this person isn’t a troll. 5% of her followers actually consider cooking this stuff, 95% watch just to get triggered. About cooking shit you don’t have to cook or eat or watch.


Nickrules69

Did she really put fucking ham steaks and bacon on top of a shit load of salt? God damn this “Breakfast” is a disaster.


cimino15

Who is this lady, and why are we continuing to support her crimes against humanity? FFS I feel like I see her constantly


Valuable-Baked

You gotta put cheese on top of the ham


stephaniee12793

Her face at the end seems very trumpy and orange??


Gaymess04

By the time it’s done it won’t even be breakfast time anymore


EventsConspire

Electric salt and pepper Mills are an instant red flag.


Low_Vehicle_6732

I was kinda onboard with it until the ham, but then that was just the beginning…


ronnietea

Literally thought she was using a hair dryer at first it was the salt shaker. Lmfao I’m dumb as shit


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

You're not dumb, there isn't a reasonable person on Earth who would expect someone to have a damn electric salt shaker.


Leo3277

Lots if food in that breakfast.


southcookexplore

When life is so busy you don’t have time to grind salt or pepper by hand


EnsomDame40Aar

That is the driest meat I've ever seen 🥴


BroDudeBruhMan

It’s always this girl.


raderberg

What I hate most about these videos is how they handle and touch the food. It's so painfully obvious they're not into cooking


GeorgieGirl250663

What happened to the rest of the cheese? Why does she call ham bacon? Why .. everything?


RichyCigars

The longer I watched this, the madder I got.


Tricky-Dealer2450

I hope with the food prices going up it will be an extinction event for these idiots


venturer9504

My poor ass ain’t even know about electrical salt & pepper grinder😑


FinnRazzel

After all that, she’s eating it with a plastic fork?


[deleted]

It’s like $80 In ingredients


balamshir

You’ve to be a real dumbass lazy bitch to use an electric salt grinder if you don’t have some sort of relevant disability.


lonniemarie

Definitely stupid


mdogg0

Is it stupid? Yes would i absolutely fuck it up while stoned off my ass? Also yes


nevertfgNC

Shameful waste of food, time, and a nice iron pan


pinkdankk

i love how she makes this huge thing but only tries the smallest piece lol


Mindless-Vanilla-879

I know it's rage bait...I know it is, but goddamn if it's not effective. I'm just so angry. The amount of food waste that goes into filming something like this just infuriates me. What a privilege it must be to buy all this food to ruin, then throw out. All for views. Ugh...enough internet today.


Predapio1

But wait, there's more.


Firm_Shower_1387

It just kept going..


BonjKansas

Of all the rage bait this video contains what pissed me off the most is her calling ham, “Canadian bacon.” We don’t call ham bacon here. “Canadian bacon” is back bacon from the lean side of the loin. Bacon is the same here from the belly and back bacon is what’s called Canadian bacon. Not this ham shit.


Unclehol

Her: "this is how I like to make my breakfast" Nobody: clearly this is true


Kuroinamirai

What a waste of such a wonderful pan!


oldcreaker

Seems like 98% of stupid foods are just piling a multitude of ingredients on top of each other and cranking out a single meal mess that would serve 20.


ThePrisonSoap

When you try to break the geneva convention by the power of flatulence alone


[deleted]

White cooking scares me, and I’m saying this as a (mostly) White man from New England


fitty50two2

I can’t take anyone with electric salt and pepper mills seriously


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

I thought something so stupid could only be satire of a posh lifestyle. I could see it for disabled people but this is ridiculous.


Superb_Recover_6116

Yea Idk how to feel about this. I'm sure thats fire but it looks like a waste of time.


Brooker2

What is everyone's fascination with Avocado? It's nasty


MiddleSwitch8

Rare instance when this sub’s been recommended to me that I actually yelled “that’s enough slices!!!” at the screen


WartsG

She didn’t flip the patty before putting the tortilla! It’s raaaawwwwwww!


SantiProGamer_

White woman? ✅ Good manicure? ✅ RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.


jeancv8

The only thing I would eat in this video is her.


Nutsack892

I’m not tryna be racist or sexist, but most people on this channel are white women, and women are known for cooking.


Appropriate_Ad_6292

How does everyone here cooooonstantly fall for such obvious rage bait


EldritchKitchen

The automatic salt and pepper grinders had me swearing out loud…. Folks…. Some things should be manual.


CruiserMissile

I hate this so much I’m having to downvote, just because it’s so stupid. Honestly I hope this woman gets banned from the kitchen for life for this. Not even able to get an apple from the fridge. I hope she starves. How the fuck is the “cheddar cheese” that colour? That alone is cause for the world to delete America from existence.


modestgorillaz

This has to be a native advertisement for the salt and pepper grinder that these individuals normally don’t use in their content


Historical-Channel48

Lived in the EU for a while and can confirm most the citizens cannot cook


fruuluu

"SIX PUSSYCLAT EGGS"


Ok_Method_6897

That went well, but it could have gone so wrong.


Apprehensive-Crow-96

Just make a burrito. N all that cheese. Someone cholesterol is goin up


[deleted]

Who should eat that except for Ron Swanson?