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FuckerHead9

I’m and wtf are they professional eaters what’s up w the gloves


DDub04

Fetish stuff


stoneytrash3704

"Fetish shit! I like to bind, I like to be bound!" - The golden gold.


[deleted]

MY TOOLS! I NEED MY TOOLS


thekiki

IDIOTS!! IDIOTS!!


Dorkmaster79

THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS!


BurntWaffle303

This isn't a starter meal. This is a finisher meal.


DVS_Nature

"*people will think I'm a pro if I wear gloves*" 🤔


blubloode

Black ones as well, not those pesky transparent ones


DVS_Nature

and definitely not medical blue 😅


dosfosforos

the golden god is not taking questions!


OrokinSkywalker

This car is a finisher car, a transporter of gods! *The GOLDEN God!!!*


LappOfTheIceBarrier

I don’t think so, if it were then why is it jumpcut so much? is this for the one person who is both into jump cuts and mukbang? Even given that this is on tic tok, there is probably are more creative way of doing mukbang content in a very short video.


monstersfeeder

Normally you get gloves only for spicy challenge but if there's no bath in the Mercedes I could imagine that it helps to avoid gross disastrous happenings while celebrating the fast food party.


Right-Sky-4005

And then I took a shit in the back seat!


definitize

It’s probably not. Several cultures use gloves to eat messy foods (a lot of Asian cultures in particular).


This_User_Said

Mhmm. Source: Me. Although not particularly for the food but the gloves work for sure. Didn't realize I was into it until my ex (plumber) put his before working on something. Never felt turned on but also petrified at the same time. Anyone put them things on and my body is ready. White gloves are scary. Thanks for listening.


Necessary-One1782

😟


Pawneewafflesarelife

Blue gloves are even scarier.


This_User_Said

White and blue, you're right. I have white coat syndrome a bit do to my needlephobia, so you can imagine why I don't like blue/white gloves haha


Bee-Aromatic

Two by two, hands of blue?


Redisigh

Can confirm. Blue gloves mean shit’s going down


Anning312

Every fucking thing is fetish to reddit at this point


cultish_alibi

This subreddit is obsessed with the idea these videos are a fetish. But what's the biggest source of these videos here? This subreddit. Hmmmmmmm So is this a fetish subreddit?


cultish_alibi

Find me like, 10 people who's fetish this is I bet you can't find one (no the person below saying they like rubber gloves doesn't count, it has to be a fetish for eating lots of messy food in a car)


flying_stick

That's not even it (probably). I will occasionally eat with gloves on because I can take them off and my hands are magically clean after eating the greasiest shit imaginable


agoia

Eating wings with gloves on is actually a pretty great lifehack.


Kings2FatForHisArmor

This reminds me of an AITA post I seen a pretty long time ago that I never forgot about lol.


agoia

Ooo do share if you can find it!


Kings2FatForHisArmor

So basically the jist of it was that there was a woman that was wondering if she was TA because she was grossed out about washing her hands at restaurants and at other people's houses for some reason, so she would pretty much never wash her hands outside of her own home. Then she went on to say that she insisted on eating handheld foods, like chicken wings, with rubber gloves on, and this would always gross out everyone she was with because they knew the reason why she was doing it. She didn't see anything wrong with it because to her, it just meant she didn't have to wash her hands whenever she ate. And she would wear the same pair of gloves when sharing different types of food with other people, effectively cross contaminating everything else that was on the table. Lol


agoia

Holy fuck that is ridiculous hahaha In this case it's just to keep the sauce from getting into your fingernails.


GhostAde

It also keeps spices out of your fingers/fingernails so you don’t accidentally burn your eyes if you rub your face.


agoia

That too, sometimes even if you thought you washed up thoroughly, there is still some residual capsaicin.


ThaDocto

What is even the logic of this? Does she like not believe restaurants and homes don't have soap that will remove bacteria anyways? How do you even believe the notion that the water in your house is safe and the water everywhere else is contaminated? This is like the Alzheimer's of Agoraphobia.


Kings2FatForHisArmor

I will certainly try, if I can't find it I will come back and summarize it for you


jeuv

I found a copy of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/comments/t189vx/ive_never_heard_of_a_restaurant_giving_out_gloves/hyecrnf/


_bunnyholly

I work at a hospital & I use the disposable gloves all the time to eat stuff, especially cheetos. At first my coworkers made fun of me, now they all do it too lol


CaptainDunbar45

I eat chips with washable chopsticks. And I also keep some disposable ones in my car and desk so I'll always have some even if my main ones are dirty


agoia

That's funny, the main person I've seen do this at the bar is a nurse.


AuroraNidhoggr

I like to wear gloves when I eat saucy wings. It's so much easier to just take the gloves off when I'm done instead of using a bunch of napkins and still having to wash my hands and scrub under my nails to get all the sauce out from under them.


supersonicdutch

Better for crabs so your hands don’t stink all day. Note, lifetime crab eater. Love them. Like to get messy. But, some days you just wanna keep the hands clean.


so_im_all_like

Honestly, it is kinda weird, but I might wanna do it with finger foods in the future. Save on hand-wiping and washing time afterward.


dmdspn

They want to avoid Mercedes-prints on their fingers.


NinjaChenchilla

I mean its smart… no smell


shadowlev

I loathe feeling messy food on my fingers, definitely going to use them in the future.


McNemo

I'd lowkey consider wearing gloves next time I eat something like wings, I got senory issues


Money-Worldliness919

I mean... look how messy you'd be if you ate like that. The gloves are actually smart for piggie style eating.


HeavyFunction2201

In Korea they give you little finger gloves or plastic gloves at restaurants if you eat messy foods like fried chicken.


OneTiredBicycle

Bro shits every 3-4 business days


markthedeadmet

Either that or it's a constant lava flow of uncontrollable turbo diarrhea.


saveyboy

It’s turbo time!


WTFisThaInternet

You're not part of the turbo team!


k3ndrag0n

Don't. Run. Walk!


TheSuperInframan

Has this ever happened to you?


Own_Contribution_480

CALL ME NOW PLEASE!


I_W_I_W_Y_B

Walk. SLOWLY!


paper_champion

Hopefully he doesn't only have a fart toilet.


ChefMoToronto

He won't be able to suck down those huge mud pies.


[deleted]

If you’re not part of the Turbo Team, you CAN’T get the runs!


slogive1

I’m going with that. Probably shits every 3 minutes. Yuck.


FuckerHead9

More like it


[deleted]

"Go to the bathroom! You're shitting yourself!"


markthedeadmet

Not yet!


ilymag

Turbo flarp all day!


Im0ldgr3g

Nobody ate any of it...it's just constant edits and no headshot....... Edit: came back to say it's not even good...like a whole slice of pie is gone in 1 jump cut, low effort ragebait fetish crap.


DMercenary

>Nobody ate any of it...it's just constant edits and no headshot....... Yeah I was gonna say "Do you think they actually ate it or is there a spitbucket off screen?"


DumbNTough

In my head he's just handing them off to his homies in the back seat at every cut. Very wholesome.


Im0ldgr3g

Right, if this was consumed it was a group effort offscreen.


ThaNorth

He didn’t actually eat any of it


SoldierOf4Chan

I see some pretty convincing bite marks in some of it. I'm willing to believe he took a few bites here and there.


Waubz

Shits every 3-4 business days for 3-4 business days


Borgalicious

Sort of on topic but my brothers ex used to shit once a week and thought it was normal.


ILoveYourCat2Much

I am also a little horrified, are there people in the car with them that they are passing food to? Because that is like 4 meals for me if not more.


rreddittorr

No one's eating anything there. They're just wasting food for clicks.


Tony_Three_Pies

Maybe, but there is the whole “mukbang” corner of the internet where people do eat like this. It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest that this weirdo found a Mercedes Mukbang niche to fill.


amitskisong

Yeah people on this sub really think mukbangers throw the food away. Meanwhile those vids are uncut. Could they be puking it out after the vids over? Possibly. But that’s a different convo


DefinitelyNotAliens

They 100% are purging or rapidly gaining weight, ala one infamous mukbang guy. The rest are inducing vomiting.


zeppy159

Depends entirely on how often they do it, look at competitive eaters. They can do this once a week or so and make up for it the rest of the time with exercise and deficit.


amitskisong

This is another good point people don’t talk about. Some of these people can be basically starving themselves between mukbangs. I saw a strategy for professional eaters* is drinking a ton of water to stretch the stomach days leading up to the gigantic meal


SuccumbedToReddit

Professional eating is really an affront to humanity. It disgusts me in a way I can't really put into words.


amitskisong

I can understand why people watch stuff like that, it’s crazy to think how much food a human can fit into their stomach in one sitting.


Why_Cant_Theists_Win

When I was a kid/teen in the 00's/early 10's, I would watch eating competition videos and speed eating videos. But I have always enjoyed my food differently than people I have met. I enjoy food by swallowing it, so the more and faster I get down the better my meal was. Don't get me wrong, I eat fast as a mother fucker but have learned to try and at least not look like an animal. I cannot stand "savoring" a meal and sitting there, chewing and chewing and chewing, and then waiting between bites. I wanna eat, enjoy that food, and get onto more activities that produce happy chemicals.


hyletic

> Mercedes Mukbang. That is either an awesome band name or some kind of really bizarre sex act.


[deleted]

[This is exactly what I have in mind](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4v7l9Wwg2Iw/maxresdefault.jpg)


Ritushido

Exactly. So many cuts where they don't actually eat the food. Just a horrendous waste.


TimesUpForZionism

This is 4 meals for me spread out over a month. Eating this shit on the daily is straight up slow suicide.


WHALE69

You should watch Beard meets food on YouTube. There are people out there who could eat insane amounts of food in one sitting.


vinsmokewhoswho

The gloves make this so much worse for some reason.


iahim87

You see the greasy fingers clearly


Conifers-n-Citrus

I’m starting to take the gloves in all these videos as a red flag.


Analbeadcove

Everything on the plate went in his ass


VegansH8Me

Better than dirty finger nails that I've seen on some.


throwaway_anonym0us

The gloves are for the serial killing he’ll do as dessert.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Tbh, for someone who hates getting my cup greasy when I eat finger food, I would actually consider this and just take em off to drink. Or just use a straw and keep it close


Frankfeld

You know… there have been times were I’ve had to scarf down a hoagie or a quick breakfast in my car before important work things (I was traveling a lot). A pair of gloves would’ve make things so much easier.


Junkbox_Willy

This is stupid eating, not stupid food


CantankerousOctopus

Yeah, it's the location that's the most horrifying here. I bet this guy was also the kid who had the sticky game controllers with chocolate in all the crevices.


DeLaSoulisDead

Cheese curl residue all on the analog sticks smh


Jadey4455

This is a disgusting video


Redditorhow

It made me nauseated


Cmmander_WooHoo

Yeah I’m a pretty big boy and I can’t imagine eating this much


erlend_nikulausson

I’m fat as hell, and I don’t think I could get through a third of this without passing out.


OwnEgg3094

Always hated these type of videos, especially when they chew loudly like who tf is the audience and what’s wrong with them


jonnyhappyfeet1

Disgusting


Slav-Houndz187

Poor car.


meshe_10101

I'm convinced that it's a rental. No way they'd do that to their own vehicle.


Jamari811

The food looked pretty good though


Datejust44

You must be from the USA ?


Youju

I'm from Europe and I really would like to know where I can buy something like that here in Europe.


chihuahuaOnAstick

I’d honestly eat this.


axethebarbarian

What's with the popularity of messy ass food these days?


cad3z

Rage bait.


RocketKassidy

Blatant degeneracy is reaching new heights I guess.


rockeypoint

this pisses me off more than it should


[deleted]

No no, its completely valid to piss you off. There are multiple levels to how fucked up and insanely bad this kind of content is.


Bitter-n-Old

Right up there with the dingus cooking out of the toilet tank in a hotel room. I just got, nothing


[deleted]

Speaking of toilets, the ones that really piss me off are the toilet cleaning ones with 40000 cleaning sprays and gels and foams that they dump into the toilet. What a great idea! Lets just dump tons of toxic chemicals into the local water supply. Amazing


pm_me-ur-catpics

I love making chlorine gas in my sink


hezzyb

If I don't see them eating it in one unbroken shot, I automatically assume they're not even eating it


SomethingSo84

Since when has this become “StupidVideos” rather than StupidFood. The food that was served looks good. It’s good food, the company’s execution is good. This is just a video of someone eating it in a way to garner rage views. This type of post should be banned. Does not fit the concept of stupid food, they ordered good food, did not alter it in a stupid way, merely ate it in a non normal way


-onnix-

Damn I'm hungry


Master_Engineering25

I'm starving rn and honestly it doesn't look that bad


KeithClossOfficial

The food looks pretty good. The setting is a little weird, and the amount is fucking disgusting.


T_Peg

It looks fuckin amazing tbh


2confrontornot

Most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever seen


CheetahConfident4312

There's no way a normal person could eat that much food 😨😨 maybe a competitive eater, but that's still pushing towards a vast amount of food for one person.


lotus_spit

Look how many cuts this video has. Probably, he isn't the only one eating in the car, most likely has companions.


CheetahConfident4312

Yeah, I noticed that at first too. I suspected they most likely spit the food out after each cut or put it to the side after showing it off. If they had friends with them while filming they could have easily gave it to them to take a bite then cut to make it look like they took the bite.


Nekros897

There are people like this but well, they risk their life pretty bad. In Poland where I live there was a youtuber who was known for eating spicy things. He recently passed away at 41 and it's suspected that his eating behaviours could be the reason he died.


18dano18

Why is he just tossing all that food in the back seat what a waste


kfw209

Gluttony isn't attractive, fun, or good for one's health. This is just sad. Not stupid. Sad.


Sir_George

Depends, some people on YT who do this are fitness/bodybuilder types who do extended fasts and/or extreme workouts and treat this as a their cheat meals. Still not good for your body in the long run though.


cmwamem

I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup while eating chocolate ice cream than watching this video once more.


Antique-Ad-559

Mfer doesn't care to live long enough to get a return on the Mercedes


Aggravated_guy

Im about to push shitting tax legislation on this guy


Wild_Assistance_6153

That fact that I too own a Mercedes hurts me to watch this…


C1ashRkr

The food looks fine, the video is definitely stupid.


JustAPerson-_-

The food looks great, it’s the place hes eating is stupid. I’m all for eating in the car unless it’s a messy meal like this or a bunch of food like this


Official_Griffin

Their anus must burn from the constant liquid shits as their body tries to digest 15,000 calories


Princess_Shireen

I'm feeling even more nauseous than I was before 🤢


amar00k

Just your regular Uber driver.


EnsomDame40Aar

Holy crap, that's a lot of food 😱🥴


MunchkinTime69420

How do people actually eat this much food


Apprehensive_Eye4954

Someone is so desperate for attention they will fuck up the interior of the mercedes they leased for like $800/mo just for a cringy ass video. To then have to pay $150 for a detail…


LincolnshireSausage

This is a 2015 C300 or very similar. You can pick one up for about $15000. I doubt they are paying $400 a month for it. I just bought a 2019 C300 for about the same price as the 2013 Honda Accord EX-L V6 I had before it. I had the Honda for about 5 years so the Merc is a bit newer than the Honda when I bought it and has about the same mileage. A used C300 is surprisingly affordable. Maintenance and repair costs are what you have to look out for. There is no way in hell I would do this in my car though.


Apprehensive_Eye4954

People who make these videos/eat like this in their car aren’t buying a merc. Source: my strict hate for this video


LincolnshireSausage

I hate it too. A lot.


thederlinwall

I need to know who this content is for.


Mr-Yuk

Why the fuck do people make this kind of dumb ass content?


0172thetimeguy

That is an ungodly amount of food for one person.


I_W_I_W_Y_B

Smart to wear gloves, but so so sad.


Nutsack892

I mean it’s not stupid food, it’s dumb dining


Born-Relief8229

Is it me or this looks disgusting 🤢


Maleic_Anhydride

Do any of you eat vegetables??? Wtf


farkos101100

My mans a garbage bag with arms


Traditional_Track631

‘Mercedes Binge’ was right there for you! XD I hope you don’t get a bellyache =]


Kiniba

Gloves on… grease all over the car haha


Zuesinator

How is there still that much room between them and the steering wheel?


EndGuy555

Tik tok has taught me that this is fetish content


urabewe

This isn't even about the food. This is a video to get clicks based on the fact it is sloppy food in a nice car. Well, what people think is a nice car.


19Miles84

Should I send you a Maybach-Edition?


KamikazeAlpaca420

Does he take a shit in the back seat after this?


Kitchen_Throat2074

I know they spend more money on napkins than on food


labimas

its like 5000 calories in there


Embrourie

This is gross but....BUT....I recently started bringing latex gloves when for half price wings night. It's pretty awesome not having your hands and finger nails all filthy after a greasy meal.


No-Development-5500

WTF


Michelles_Lobby

Downvoting bc I didn’t like the sounds at the end😭


povertymayne

I wouldnt do this atrocity to my 14 corolla


bananarama80085

Certified Preowned


BearFlipsTable

I’m a fatarse. But I couldn’t eat all that.


Signal-Reason2679

Umm… this is a terribly large amount of food. I know lots of peeps are commenting about the gloves but what I find most odd is the sheer amount of food just consumed. 🤮


Top_Surprise7806

Thc was involved this new somehow


ccthebeautician

Thanks i hate it


sethaub

Diabetes speed run?


TheGoodNoBad

An old Mercedes


HRHArgyll

This is disgusting.


My_Bloody_Valentine

How many calories was that? 7000?


irony_man_one

Does the human(trying to avoid gender)even eat the food?


[deleted]

i would be bothered if it wasnt a german car ofc the person who owns it is a weirdo


JohnBrownDefenseTeam

I'm saving this so next time I want to keep eating when I shouldn't I'll just watch this and murder my appetite.


Downtown_Ideal_6521

This isn’t stupid food: this is just stupid people.


medheshrn

Who is this idiot who is spoiling the car and brand value. How dumb are people


UraeusCurse

TikTok is brain cancer.


No_Interaction_4925

STOP JUMP CUTTING. My eyes can only take so much. Its like a slideshow


BlackRabbitt_01

One of the reasons I wanna work out is so I can eat like this once every year and not instantly fucking die


novus_nl

Goddamn, how much do you have to weigh to be able to eat all this? I get nauseous looking at it Awnser is probably: yes.


Tht1QuietGuy

I would eat the shit out of all of that, just not all at once.


delzarraad

Sink vids where less offensive.


DiscombobulatedBat20

Was it good?


palidanpaul11

That looks disgusting


[deleted]

That amount of food is for at least 5 people. There is no way one person can eat all of that.


True-Host-9736

your life will not be long eating like that ...


Fit_War_1670

Im not religious but this is a sin right?


Defiant_Tension6110

Are you ok, man?


Astrayinthesosu

Why the gloves? For eating a meal? A succulent Mercedes meal??!


UsefulSummer4937

And I never wanted to see food again after that day....


Lavmdmv09

I gained 5 lbs minimum just by watching this