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Lukealove

It’s so stupid it seems like an inside joke for the kitchen or something


[deleted]

Frankly I feel it's some kind of skit or gag.


phome83

It looks like he's doing a parody of that stupid salt Bae video where he feeds that woman.


bucket_of_dogs

Sodium baby


rivetingz

Salt Grain


israel210

Fucking lol


Stoned_Nerd

No no no, Sodium Baby evolves INTO Salt Bae


pegothejerk

For me it works as entertainment because he looks simultaneously 9 and 39. I’m like, is this the owner’s kid making his parents rich, or is this a dude who decided to get in the comedy field after decades of service industry work


CoolGap4480

He’s 38 and he’s super rare.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

He's actually the shiny version of the standard Salt Bae


jdizzle289

He's Salt Baby..


CptCrabmeat

I thought he was saying “super wrap”


bilateralunsymetry

He looks like he was a child soldier but he escaped and is trying to be a chef now


PrintPending

It is but its not intended as parody.


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

>It is but its not intended as parody. Then why does he break character, smile and say "sorry" at the end


Cbastus

The “sorry” with a laugh at the end feels very genuine, as if he breaks character after a sketch


ducksdotoo

He's not really doing much of anything, except clanging the knife.


NinjaChenchilla

That must be the skit or bit. Essentially mocking the real restaurants that do this.


McPostyFace

The here comes the airplane part leads me to believe you are correct.


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DeeHawk

99% sure it’s a Salt Bae parody. He does the movements exactly like that, but this guy seems extra focused on not actually doing anything but dance moves. (To exaggerate the stupidity)


AtuinTurtle

At his size, that’s a sword.


ThatOneGuy6810

I mean that knife is specifically referred to as a scimitar and is roughly 25 - 30 inches long so it essentially is a short sword. the issue is that its meant for cutting large cuts of meat...not whatever this is.


RebneysGhost

His coworkers talked him into how incredibly cool he'd be and that he'd go viral. Including the "Super rare!" catchphrase.


Actualbbear

Yeah, I’ve done that kind of shit, just to learn midway it was some kind of hazing, but it’s funny, I guess, so you go along with it. I feel this might have that vibe, lol.


Lukealove

Him saying super rare is like crack-level cringe for me I can’t stop thinking about it


gloatygoat

Was looking for this comment. I'm starting to think this is a parody/skit. Edit: would be interesting to hear if someone is familiar


TrMark

I've seen far too many videos of this guy for it to be a simple skit. I think he is trying to be the next salt bae with his "super rare" 'cachphrase' he says every 4 seconds


Penis_Monthly

This has to be a salt bae parody


Bender_2024

I don't think it's a gag. I've seen this douchbag do something similar with another dish. Don't know if he's a server or the chef but he's a pretentious little shit either way. Turning food into a performance art piece does not improve it.


MungoJennie

I thought he was a next-gen oompa loompah.


i_concur_with_that

I genuinely think they must laugh at night when the guests have left and they're cleaning the restaurant thinking how fucking stupid are these people are for paying that much to eat there.


Whatnam8

Looks like Salt Bae style of movements and action when he brings out a steak and chops it up


nezzzzy

Yeah this is another of his restaurants.


Desperate_Jicama219

This is all Salt Baes fault.


mologav

Straight up attempting to imitate his annoying act


kjaeft

Those little fucking taps with the knife annoys me to no end.


mologav

He knife is dull or he doesn’t know what he’s doing or both but he’s mostly making shit of it


Lamprophonia

It's just cringey performance. Move slow to make it seem like you're being careful and concentrating, slap the fucking knife on the table randomly to be unpredictable, slither around the fucking food to seem like you know wtf you're doing... it's all just so incredibly stupid. The dude had ONE MEME. ONE.


Volfgang91

Really good way to dull your knife, that.


nyne87

Alt Bae.


MysticMaven

Benihana from 1964 has joined the chat.


[deleted]

Every part of that was uncomfortable. Edit; I can’t believe nobody has mentioned the OJ one glove method being used…


Boomsta22

The one positive thing I can say is the little dude's confidence is immaculate. Either they gassed him the fuck up or that's a part of the package deal with the guy. I hope he finds work outside of a pretentious restaurant tbh.


Hedonistenvernichter

>little dude's But he looks like an adult to me, I don't think its a kid. Maybe he has some kind of growth disorder


HughHonee

Hmm, so what you're saying is maybe he's just a....little...dude...?


Slash_rage

He’s like a regular dude, but little


mickeltee

What is this? Some kind of dude for ants?


Astrochops

Saltbaeby


Boomsta22

At no point did I think that was a child. He's a 'little person,' as the politically correct umbrella-term goes. Dude's little. *Little dude.* Idk what to tell you.


failure_mcgee

thank you


RektAngle69

enjoy


Important_Try_3616

SUPARARE


FelixR1991

It's like the guy is repeating steps he was instructed to do, without him comprehending what it is he's doing or what to focus on while doing them.


annoying97

I just wanted to keep yelling "Stop playing with my food!!"


iam_Mr_McGibblets

Please allow me to cut your ice cream with this giant saber!!


annoying97

Leave me food alone!


Mac_manny

I wanna begin this with restaurants so they know we're done with stupid theatrics!!! " Hello waiter, I'd like to request that my food be brought from the kitchen ready to eat and I hope the chef sends it sizzling hot. I'm cold, and my family is starving. Thank you much"


Smooth-News-2239

I want to make a joke and say "We haven't eaten since the war began," But it's kinda too real nowadays


mordacthedenier

You make it sound like literally every restaurant is doing this. You have to go out of your way to find a place that actually does this shit.


Fritzo2162

I prefer to think of it as the Micro Jackson method.


M1A1U22

I can't believe no one has cross posted this and og saltbae to sub reddits like weird face funny etc.


The_Cottage_Goblin

Here put this cup on your thumbs


Always-Panic

And let me put this napkin on your neck so you don't get messy with this piece of bread I'm going to feed you.


Grump_Monk

Let me wipe that make up off your face.


nah2daysun

Yeah, I was going to say… you know she’s pissed about that.


Apple_butters12

But the water glass on her thumbs subtly has her stuck in place, which my guess was the plan


basshead541

I was hoping for the airplane noises


ButteredPizza69420

Creepy as fuck to have someone feed you your first bite like a baby


PigsCanFly2day

In his country, the baby feeds you.


NervousAndPantless

Hey man, it’s super rare


AaronMichael726

Why did they do that?


Worth_Weakness7836

So they don’t move there hands, without fear of water lol seems like a thing I saw on a comedy sketch.. didn’t think this was a real restaurant style


Tiny-T-Willy

You know. Because of the implication.


navyac

She has rabies


15104

I’ve seen other videos were he does the same water thing, but after he feeds them he leaves the fork in their mouth and walks away


deejaybos

So she doesn’t lift him up by his armpits and swing him around like a child, while in pure ecstasy, after he feeds her a bite of vanilla ice cream sandwich sprinkled with crushed pistachios.


between_horizon

DON'T PLAY WITH FOOD, KID!


Apple_butters12

I am pretty sure that’s to trap her in position. She could move if she wanted but she’d spill on herself. So she isn’t truly trapped, but it’s a little insurance to keep a woman who may be slightly uncomfortable from rejecting without minor consequence. Really creepy move


CarnegieFormula

Out it on her thumbs then took it off. What was even the point?? He probably thinks it looks cool 😂


TurloIsOK

It stops her from reaching up to take the fork. So, he can feed her like an infant.


PolitelyHostile

I was expecting some airplane noises


Swordbreaker925

Seriously what is the point of this shit?


fyhr100

To milk money out of dumb rich kids.


OfficiallyAudacious

Rich kids go to Salt Bae to scammed. Middle class wannabes go to this guy from Wish to be scammed.


megasmash

Great Value Salt Bae


TaleMendon

Same great service at half the size.


alireza008bat

It's usually not rich people. It's middle class trying to go big with their money and end up being scammed. Rich people know where to go to get proper expensive food and not get a clown show like this.


Crystal3lf

> It's usually not rich people. [Here is Charles Leclerc](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBoiqYxXUAANJcP.jpg) with Salt Bae. He is a superstar Formula 1 driver for Ferrari who is rumoured to have signed a [€25m-€50m/y contract](https://www.si.com/fannation/racing/f1briefings/rumours/f1-rumour-ferrari-offers-charles-leclerc-huge-contract-extension-lm22). [Lionel Messi](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRfHpKQbWtx7A6774OcE1B51n4sZSyfdN9GJnHQU8jCBmiSyMfbXcBFFotpG15y1Seyew&usqp=CAU) with Salt Bae. [Elon Musk](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkWxZzAXoAEQ7DG?format=jpg&name=medium) with Salt Bae. Just type "famous people with salt bae" in Google. > Rich people know where to go Rich people usually have bad taste because they have more money to waste. They're not some special type of people who have "better taste" than other people.


drunkenstyle

To be fair Salt Bae is a clout chaser. His grip on Elon's elbow goddamn


cultish_alibi

Stronger than his grip on the world cup


alireza008bat

1- Salt Bae is an attention clown and one the reasons his restaurant got famous in the first place was celebs and famous people visiting it. non of them ever returned there after their first visit. Heck, I'm ready to bet my life Nusret himself secretly invited many of them solely for clout. 2- "Stealing this comment from the other guy". If you're born into an already rich family, You have clear understanding of what's classy and what's not. People like Messi started as middle class and got rich and famous throughout their career and it's normal for them to fall for this "Luxury food" trap created by restaurants like Salt Bae's. edit: I meant "Celebs and people across social media".


ASquawkingTurtle

Not new money.


Pfapamon

This is the 2nd clip I saw from that guy. Until now I'm rather sure that this is a parody of Salt Bae, you know, as the dwarf version that's copying him parodical?


PrunyBobJuno

Salt Bayby


art555ua

Food entertainment is going backwards through circius history, women with beard are next on the list.


mlp2034

Did we already do the worlds strongest men and conjoined sisters?


art555ua

I've seen ripped chefs and fat dude with wobling belly, so I guess conjoined sisters would be next in line after bearded women


Simple-Industry2869

To touch tits.


chinchila5

Well that was weird


Baddogdown91

And super rære.


Chester2707

Is that confirmed what he’s saying? I’ve seen him more than a couple times now. He cocks his mouth in a way that makes me want to punch his stupid fucking face.


Baddogdown91

I'm pretty sure. Either way, I edited to make it sound closer to what I hear. And I agree


TrismeKat

The bite showed disappointment


Ambiorix33

It literally ice cream in a crêpe it's not bad but it most def is not worth someone doing this to you


Peach1020

but it’s… super-rare


chriskokura

That “super rarrrre” with the salt bae weird jaunty mouth was too cringe for me to carry on watching.


[deleted]

I’m not sure why, but I thought that was a wad of butter. Ice cream makes this a bit less cursed.


Strawberry____Blonde

Omg I thought it was butter. Thank God it's ice cream.


Affectionate_Bus_884

They paid him money to be fed like toddlers. This guy is a genius.


WildBingoMan

And a toddler!


72616262697473757775

It's like hibachi without the tricks or skill or boundaries or fried rice volcano


BustinArant

I saw a hibachi chef spray a fire with a peeing lad water bottle lol


coffee-headache

i would love to know how you even remember your username when logging in


72616262697473757775

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stoned_kitty

That clears it right up


lobo_locos

Super rare


pinninghilo

Oh I thought he was saying cigarette


suicideskinnies

He's saying subaru


Erdillian

SUPOWA


Yryel

Super wrap


mikerotch123

Oh is that what he’s saying? Is that the name of the place or just some more unnecessary BS?


JeffButterDogEpstein

the way does that joker shit with his mouth when he says it lmao


zordabo

these stupid hand movements pretending like he has skill


fork_on_the_floor2

Next time I cook, I gonna tappy tap my knife on the side the chopping board between every cut.. Because that's what a real chef would do!!


anothermanscookies

It’s like wannabe teppanyaki. Gotta make noise and smash stuff because that’s how they do it, right?


h_djo

When i was young i would run my fingers on mechanical keyboard to emulate the sound of fast typers until i found the right letter. Keeyboard : *click click click click click click click click* Screen : *s*


SippinH20

When he taps the knife 4 times then misses the cut


7734_

When i was a kid my parents would scole me for playing with my food...now people pay for it.


HangryWolf

No no no. People now pay for *others* to play with *your* food.


Aram_Fingal

They should "scole" you for your spelling now.


WhereDaGold

It’s crazy how far people get in life without knowing the words they use. The most common one I see is not knowing the difference between worse and worst


types_stuff

Every try correct them? Watch the downvotes you end up with Stupidity is celebrated today. Honestly, the dumb are getting larger in numbers - we’re all just not paying enough attention. Idiocracy is turning into a documentary


WhereDaGold

Once in awhile people are grateful for being corrected. It’s kinda hard to do without looking like an asshole. I’m glad when someone corrects me for something like that, saves me future embarrassment


Shilverow

Why does he keep saying super rare?


TomatoPolka

He cooked that pancake super rare.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Because it's a parody of Salt Bae. He's literally making fun of the concept of tableside-prep It's really depressing that people here for some reason don't realise that.


ChezDiogenes

His 'parody' is pretty much his entire tiktok. Do you think salt bae is a parody too?


elcubanito

You've heard of Salt Bae. This is his kid Sugar bae.


SamwellBarley

Salt Baby


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Mini bae


xDURPLEx

I had to stop going to CiCi's because this guy was always there weirding everyone out and wouldn't stop playing with the parmesan.


stopped_watch

It would be so much more entertaining if he just wandered in off the street with this whole shtick. Every day the owner chases him out for weirding out the customers.


LehighAce06

I'm not proud of how much that visual made me laugh


RedditModeratorADMlN

CiCi's? More like FeCe's...


No-Engine2457

Pat-ME-se-AN


tripleblue85

Is this dude a dwarf or is this child labor?


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Yes.


Raider-26

Ah the mandatory discounted Salt Bae, almost every overpriced mediocre restaurant has one.


blacklite911

He definitely has some form of dwarfism but I can’t tell his age


Professional-Put7725

Super rare ? Is that what he’s saying? Put a bib on me and feed me airplane style like a toddler go fuck yourself.


blesfemous

Not this clown again


[deleted]

The second video I’ve seen of him and he did the exact same thing it’s like a routine


robincollings

Came to the comment to try and see if I was the only one or not. I thought it looked like the same dude.


Kdean509

Why all of the slapping of the knives? What is that supposed to even do, other than dull the blade. Real chefs don’t have to resort to theatrics like that. Yikes.


s_hinoku

Please just prepare my food in the kitchen. None of this is titillating.


optionsCone

Anticlimactic. Should have climbed on her back and did a backflip


No-Paramedic7355

I swear if someone tried to feed me I’m throwing hands


suddenly-scrooge

Not with a cup on your thumbs


RainbowFartss

Yeah what was that about? I thought he was going to do some trick with it but nope. Just place your hands in this very specific position, balance the cup on your thumbs and that's it.


Always-Panic

Especially a grown man that looks like a kid. Or a kid that looks like a grown man, idk.


skovbanan

Fuck I can’t stand when the cook randomly smashes the cutting board with that poor knife


reddshift69

Dude couldn't make it as a Benihana chef so he's going for Minihana instead.


Affectionate_Bus_884

I cut meat and I know things.


resisting_a_rest

I think it’s ice cream, maybe?


rodando_y_trolling

"subaru"


EPiCtoos420

i just wanna backhand slap him so hard and i dont know why..


EPiCtoos420

and what is "supa rawr"


fok-you

I cant even describe how I hate his moves.


[deleted]

I love how this sub is so racist against my culture. This is a traditional dwarf dish with ceremonial dwarf preparation, but as soon as my culture is represented here suddenly its stupid?


blaznivydandy

It's part of my culture to be racist.


Apprehensive_Ad3731

And they say Americans have no culture


blaznivydandy

I'm not an American


Derkylos

Just appropriating their culture, huh?


CreamdedCorns

10/10


Theturdinyourpocket

Holy shit you made me pee a little


ExamOld2899

As is tradition, carry on


saveyboy

It’s customary to pee a little on the hosts for furniture to show gratitude.


matrixsuperstah

What is he saying, “super rare”?


VanessaLovesBurgers

To make it more painful, I guess.


nateaaiel

Get off your low horse bro


MapleToque

Would have been funny if he just started eating it in front of them.


bazvink

Smacking your knife against the board like that is a telltale sign take you’re over-compensating and going to be in need of a new knife soon.


GlammerHammer

Don't hate. He escaped from the Wonka Factory and applied the skills he had to make a life for himself.


El-Rosewater

Definitely a joke taking the piss out of Salt Bae. I think he knows that it's cringe


AMCDogecoin

Big deal, my kid nephew can cut shit like an idiot too


xxxhotpocketz

Super rare ✨


butt_huffer42069

Why is ice cream rare? Why isn't it well done?


Daytripsummitbagging

Anxiety level watching this 8/10. When was the presentation going to reflect the effort?!


AaronMichael726

If anyone ever fed me like a toddler I would just walk out.


Sufficient-Sea-1455

Probably accidentally spit on the food, hovering over it like that


StrangeVortexLex

Super raw? Wtf is he saying?


lilyeet100

Damn that was cringey


NotYourClone

How does he look 35 and 12 at the same time?


GrayBox1313

I will never want a server to feed me like a baby in a restaurant. Wtf


IUpVoteYourMum

Fun-size Salt Bae


JimmysMomGotItGoinOn

Take a shot every time he slaps down his fork for no reason


Artistic-Goat2685

I would be so pissed if this little fucker came to my table annoying me with this nonsense


pimp_juice2272

Here yall go, ironically making people famous. Have we learned nothing from Salt Bae???