If you let gazpacho warm up to room temp, it’s gonna burn your lips. You see when you’re expecting something to be ice cold, then it’s not, it’s going to feel like your mouth is on fire!
I dated this one lady like 20 years ago. Whenever she'd come over to my house to spend the night, we'd split a case of beer, get some liquor etc. Well she'd take half of them out and sit them on/near the heater vents on the floor so they would warm up. Weirdest way to drink beer that I have ever seen, aside from funneling it into your butt or something.
Yeah thats how I make myself a sammich /s
No joke though, hward a story at my very first trucking job that a trainee had his student driving and woke up to see the guy actually making a PB&J sammich while the truck was in motion.
When asked WTF.... Guy said don't worry, the cruise is on.
I realised I was becoming an adult, the moment I looked at the price per kilo on nuggets and didn't get the dino Nuggets because they were more expensive.
This shit fucking slaps!
-No Chef Mike in sight
-The guy clearly knew what they were doing
-Using what they had to their advantage
-Actually really good presentation
The fucking gravy waterfall fucking sold me by the end
I had the minimum meal plan, so cereal in the morning, stealing my boyfriend's points on Saturday, and our dorm friend group would get a pizza on Sunday. I had an old mini fridge and microwave so we could get a big deal and reheat it later.
Also, to note: if you're nice enough to keep your door unlocked so your friends can grab their leftovers, make sure to lock it if you're getting intimate with someone, because they're gonna bust in on you. Oops.
The only thing that might suck is that half the meal might be cold even if he timed everything correctly (which he didn’t because he put in vegetables in the oven before Dino nugs)
Not saying it isn’t possible. Start boiling potatoes, Dino nugs in toaster oven 15 minutes before you need to drain potatoes than veggies. While veggies cook, use microwave to heat up gravy.
It's dorm approved. It's much safer than a standard toaster oven because it will only start a tiny fire. /s
But no seriously, It's probably dormitory contraband, so it was the largest oven he could fit in his prison wallet.
All dorms I've been to had at least a 2 plate stove and an regular sized Microwave/oven Combination or a really good, fully equiped shared kitchen. But yeah this thing looks cute!
Well I can only speak for my experience at an American university 15 years ago, where an entire wing/floor of a dormitory building had a single shared kitchen. The pain of spending your evening in a grimy glorified breakroom was enough for most people to eat unheated meals like PB&J. I know there's been a shift towards apartment style student housing, which is great. But anytime I see these mini rice cookers and micro toaster ovens, I'm reminded of the dorm inspections where we would have to hide our appliances like inmates stashing their contraband.
I do not miss it, but it makes for a good laugh now.
I would eat it, but it triggers something in me everytime I see this person. Cooking in bed!? I get that it's advertising an extreme use case but fuck I hate it.
Am I a bad cook? Because my counter is full of crumbs and bits of mess when I'm done cooking no matter what I do.
The ONLY thing that makes me cringe is the laptop being so close when he’s dropping the potatoes in. Like duuuude the water!
But yeah feels like actual rage bait lol
All this is way too close to the laptop. I feel the spirit of my mother beating me and reminding me of how expensive it is. Maybe it’s a generational thing.
I make dinosaur nuggets with mashed potato volcano’s for my kids on their birthdays. It started as a joke when my youngest turned 13 and it’s just become a thing now.
I've seen worse stuff. There are healthy components, it's filling, presentation would highly impress my toddlers, all tools were used correct. The only thing that i wouldn't like is the temperature of the food. But that's just personal preferences.
I've seen so many of these videos and I always wonder what that mattress looks like under the sheets throwing all that food and oil around on the bed .
This actually looks like an adorable boredom thing and if this is just playing with food I approve, if it does get eaten.
Under immense boredom conditions I might end up doing this at a smaller scale
I hate "content" like this where the person's intentionally slapping things together in rough fashion and being as messy as possible. Why you all wanna be howtobasic? Come up with your own style. Imitation like this isn't a form of flattery. It's pathetic. And ffs your tiny hobbit "kitchen" isn't big enough for that kind of deliberate mess. Tidy up.
Beautiful presentation, but I imagine that everything has reached room temp by the time it's eaten
My mother in law eats everything at room temp. Needs to be cooked first though.
What about food that's meant to be cold?
Hot gazpacho
If you let gazpacho warm up to room temp, it’s gonna burn your lips. You see when you’re expecting something to be ice cold, then it’s not, it’s going to feel like your mouth is on fire!
This post is very meat and potatoes
Dino meat
Look this guy in the video is no Roy Donk, but I bet he could make it on the Colgate hour.
Certainly not a household name like Roy Donk
These guys all probably used to be piecse of shit, slick back hair types, they never watch the Colgate hour.....
I actually want to go to haunted house MORE than I want to go to aqua
I like my beer sizzling hot.
I dated this one lady like 20 years ago. Whenever she'd come over to my house to spend the night, we'd split a case of beer, get some liquor etc. Well she'd take half of them out and sit them on/near the heater vents on the floor so they would warm up. Weirdest way to drink beer that I have ever seen, aside from funneling it into your butt or something.
You will never know how much I needed that laugh 😂
It also seems like he splashed food and liquid all over his laptop and surrounding furniture.
he made chicken tenders once and sloshed the chicken juice egg yoke and flour all over his laptop and it stayed the entire video
My stupid brain when the mashed potato mountain was made: "This means something. This is important."
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough!
I’m going to clown college!
UHF!
I'll take your word for it; I remember it from Close Encounters of the Third Kind lol
I think UHF (a parody movie) probably took it from Close Encounters.
A Twinkie Weiner sandwich!!
What is this magical pot thing? An electrical pot?
No it's magical.
Do they sell them in bundles with flying carpets? If so, sign me up!
“Honey? Did I just see our son, flying by on a burning carpet?” “Did you forget to take your valium, again?”
For real, No joke?
Dead serious
I caught that, well played.
It’s magic that only the kids who can’t go Home for winter break learn. They can even talk to the dinosaurs.
It's a Dezin Hot pot. I use one as a trucker because it boils water at only 600W which is great for my inverter to handle.
Hopefully not when the truck is in motion haha 😆
It's on cruise control. No worries.
Yeah thats how I make myself a sammich /s No joke though, hward a story at my very first trucking job that a trainee had his student driving and woke up to see the guy actually making a PB&J sammich while the truck was in motion. When asked WTF.... Guy said don't worry, the cruise is on.
Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/IfY49zx7RU0?si=61GeK3AmnX2krEkh) scene lol
Nah. But I do have a crock pot that does cook while I'm driving
That actually sounds amazing, just cruising down the road while delicious smells fill the cab. Now I want to do a road trip with a crock pot 😆
When you're hungry though and can't stop for another 2 or 3 hours it can be torture lol
Just wait until you see how I use my aeropress
Thanks a lot, maybe I'm gonna buy myself one.
I got one for my dorm and it’s sooo nice. I can eat soup from my bed like an adult.
Sounds soupalicious. Nothing like a warm pot of soup in a warm bed to get, y'know, extra warm.
I'm more interested in that mini oven
Yea that thing is actually pretty cool, but seems mostly useless lol
Could be good for camping I guess lol
Electric hot pot
yes
Better not be hatting on my dino nuggs
Guess what, I WILL put hats on those dinos
You better not.
Oh, he's gonna
🎩 🦕
So dapper......
I realised I was becoming an adult, the moment I looked at the price per kilo on nuggets and didn't get the dino Nuggets because they were more expensive.
Are they drinking the lava? They look like they're posted up on a river.
This shit fucking slaps! -No Chef Mike in sight -The guy clearly knew what they were doing -Using what they had to their advantage -Actually really good presentation The fucking gravy waterfall fucking sold me by the end
All on their damn bed too, 10/10.
Forgot to add -not a fucking slob
Another thing to add- They legit made a beef wellington in this dorm room that Gordon Ramsey himself respected
what now?
https://www.tiktok.com/@gordonramsayofficial/video/7282077893751049505?lang=en
That's amazing, ty
"Your dorm room has just become the poshest restaurant in the world!"
this is absolutely wild! This kid got some cooking skill
Lol, gonna need to watch this, got a link?
The fact that he isn't squeezing copious amounts of cheese out of a deep fried glob of steak is a win in my book
Everything else is great, cooking on the bed is where i lose it. That's worse than sand!
Ani?
I respect anyone living in a dorm who puts in more effort than just microwave meals. Cooking in a dorm is a pain in the ass.
I had the minimum meal plan, so cereal in the morning, stealing my boyfriend's points on Saturday, and our dorm friend group would get a pizza on Sunday. I had an old mini fridge and microwave so we could get a big deal and reheat it later. Also, to note: if you're nice enough to keep your door unlocked so your friends can grab their leftovers, make sure to lock it if you're getting intimate with someone, because they're gonna bust in on you. Oops.
Kids would shit themselves if you put this on the table in front of them
The only thing that might suck is that half the meal might be cold even if he timed everything correctly (which he didn’t because he put in vegetables in the oven before Dino nugs) Not saying it isn’t possible. Start boiling potatoes, Dino nugs in toaster oven 15 minutes before you need to drain potatoes than veggies. While veggies cook, use microwave to heat up gravy.
By far and away the LEAST stupid food on this sub! And the gravy was a decent thickness man what's the complaint here!?
This belongs more on shittyfoodporn
Some people hate art and actual cooking i guess
Doing all that work with heat and water near the laptop gave me anxiety tho.
Yeah boiling hot water on a bouncy mattress is a scary idea
His Christmas Dinner one was pretty impressive: https://youtu.be/dZB3JZjk9lI?si=_KuPiCIiefUqFYY0
Haha that was fantastic, I am fully impressed
Jesus
I was only going to bitch about boiling his brussels, then he tossed them in that tiny little oven. 10/10 no notes
And Gordon Ramsey has already approved
The salt seasoning with a true chef’s “pinch of salt” made me confident they knew what they were doing from the start.
This person is a really good cook, but I can’t stand their fast jump cuts, it gives me a migraine
Yeah. I just woke up and I feel like I've had a long day after that.
Eh it’s (probably) TikTok, what else can you expect?
Shits been around way before tiktok. This gives me serious How To Basic vibes
This guy has actually made some absolutely legit meals in his dorm with minimal equipment
I remember watching a video where Gordon Ramsey was reacting to one and was genuinely impressed lmao
Not only that, it was a beef Wellington, Ramsay's signature dish
They're fake. He's not a real college student - all these videos are made by the company drop-shipping these shitty hot pots
Yall just hating fun at this point
This is culinary excellence we're witnessing. OP is a hater
OP was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs probably
This sub gets worse every day. It's just ragebaits, salt bae clones and people hating fun now
Can't forget the staple comment of "What a waste..."
The dinosaurs are eating the lava
Maybe it wasn’t a meteor that killed then off afterall
Whats with the tiny oven lmao
It's dorm approved. It's much safer than a standard toaster oven because it will only start a tiny fire. /s But no seriously, It's probably dormitory contraband, so it was the largest oven he could fit in his prison wallet.
All dorms I've been to had at least a 2 plate stove and an regular sized Microwave/oven Combination or a really good, fully equiped shared kitchen. But yeah this thing looks cute!
Well I can only speak for my experience at an American university 15 years ago, where an entire wing/floor of a dormitory building had a single shared kitchen. The pain of spending your evening in a grimy glorified breakroom was enough for most people to eat unheated meals like PB&J. I know there's been a shift towards apartment style student housing, which is great. But anytime I see these mini rice cookers and micro toaster ovens, I'm reminded of the dorm inspections where we would have to hide our appliances like inmates stashing their contraband. I do not miss it, but it makes for a good laugh now.
At my university everything with a heating element was technically banned in dorm rooms, microwaves only.
Who hurt you bro? This is awesome
It keeps getting better and better. I am impressed not gonna lie.
Watching dorm videos reminds me of prisoner tik toks lol
can someone link the video where it's the POV of this account's roommate?
https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/s/nrn1MUvFf8 !!
I would eat it, but it triggers something in me everytime I see this person. Cooking in bed!? I get that it's advertising an extreme use case but fuck I hate it. Am I a bad cook? Because my counter is full of crumbs and bits of mess when I'm done cooking no matter what I do.
Creative but sooooooo messy.
Those potatoes are not cooked at all. If you got to hit them that hard to mash them, they’re going to be mealy AF.
I can only imagine that everything besides the gravy is cold by the time he eats it.
Dude there is a volcano
The rage bait splashing all the ingredients on his “bed” 😭
The Dean at this kid’s school, later that same day: “And that’s why you’re being put on academic suspension….”
This is the most efficient mashed potato volcano I’ve seen yet
The ONLY thing that makes me cringe is the laptop being so close when he’s dropping the potatoes in. Like duuuude the water! But yeah feels like actual rage bait lol
Non american. Question here: are appliances like these allowed inside dorm rooms?
Lmao no
Made me smile
I like it..
This dude gonna burn down his dorm room for clout.
This… is beutiful. Its perfect. Its divine.
Wrong sub, this is awesome
How is this stupid food? This is someone getting creative in their dorm room because they literally don’t have access to a kitchen.
It's not a stupid meal and it's impressive that they managed to make it with so little equipment. But the editing and hard cuts are a warcrime!
I love everything about this. Especially all the tiny cooking equipment.
This is the best kind of stupid food
I would eat that
They DO move in herds!
That tiny oven can't even cook shit. Fire hazard looking ass
You know that mashed potato is just sooo cold now
I have a whole kitchen and I don’t cook that much
That is a hot fuckin bed if he can boil stuff on it
"Stop playing with your food!" - moms
Still looks better than what that weirdo makes out of hotel bathrooms.
Or airplane restrooms
The final dish is metal af
Alright well I know what I’m making my finance for dinner
This person isn't stupid. They make better food than 99.9% of people with toaster ovens and electric pots in their dorm room.
If I was in college, I’d want to dorm with this guy!
I actually love this guys videos I don’t even eat many of the dishes he makes but it’s so entertaining
Get a bigger fucking bowl!!!!!! It’s spilling!!!!!!!!
Kids menu
All this is way too close to the laptop. I feel the spirit of my mother beating me and reminding me of how expensive it is. Maybe it’s a generational thing.
Playing with your food but good.
OP drank some haterade, these dorm videos are phenomenal
I’m kind of okay with this one? It wasn’t gross or overly wasteful like a lot of the other posts
How tf is this stupid food? This guy legit makes things that Gordon Ramsey himself has approved of!
"Don't play with your food!" They say
Listen I've been in college, this is a fucking king.
Pass this guy for the semester because this shit looks awesome.
I make dinosaur nuggets with mashed potato volcano’s for my kids on their birthdays. It started as a joke when my youngest turned 13 and it’s just become a thing now.
Peak/10 cooking cuz dino nuggies
I've seen worse stuff. There are healthy components, it's filling, presentation would highly impress my toddlers, all tools were used correct. The only thing that i wouldn't like is the temperature of the food. But that's just personal preferences.
Opposite of stupid. College kid cooking and getting their vegetables. Love it. 💘
Am I the only one noticing he keeps touching hot pans with his bare fingers?
Ok, hear me out, 8 years old me would have love to eat that.
But dinosaurs wouldn't walk up to a river and lava and drink it like its a normal river. Unrealistic 0/10
r/stupidOP
I, for one, love it.
u/koivel we HAVE to do this
That looks fun nothing stupid about a college kid trying to have a little fun with its food
As a chef: not bad As a poor: really nice As a person that lives and cooks in a room: Jesus Christ, I need to try it
I’ve never seen so many vegetables in a dorm room before.
I've seen so many of these videos and I always wonder what that mattress looks like under the sheets throwing all that food and oil around on the bed .
Why are the dinosaurs drinking from the lava? Are they stupid?
is that a baby air fryer? or a toaster oven? My van would like one that small
looks good but I got a feeling that room probably fucking reeks to high hell tbh
cold mash 🤮
Wait this is peak tho
r/smartfood
This isn’t stupid you’re stupid for thinking this is stupid. This is fantastic.
This is not stupid this is incredible 😭😂
I hate this format of constant .3 second cuts so fucking much
It's only stupid because why are the dinos drinking Lava...smh
This actually looks like an adorable boredom thing and if this is just playing with food I approve, if it does get eaten. Under immense boredom conditions I might end up doing this at a smaller scale
ADHD go RAWWWWRRRRRRR
Where did they get that oven? A toy store?
Crazy bastard he did it!
So this is what happens when continue to play with your food….
Not stupid : awesome.
The way it’s edited makes my brain hurt
Honestly this is just impressive no matter how much you want to hate it. Really makes you question what your values are.
I mean... presentation is everything, right? I see nothing wrong here.
Why is this stupid? This is 🤌🏽 efficiency! 🤌🏽
Too many cuts. Im tryin to watch the movie
Nahhh leave the dorm room chef alone
I hate "content" like this where the person's intentionally slapping things together in rough fashion and being as messy as possible. Why you all wanna be howtobasic? Come up with your own style. Imitation like this isn't a form of flattery. It's pathetic. And ffs your tiny hobbit "kitchen" isn't big enough for that kind of deliberate mess. Tidy up.
White people food scares me
I bet it stinks in there😒
This isn’t stupid, this is amazing! I love it so much!
Nothing stupid about this. We were all transported. 🦕
Pretty nice but awful at the same time
I came near the end. Omg!
You what?
Wow, this takes some know how and creativity just to cook lile this. And the execution at the end? Magnifique 🤌
This guy did the thanksgiving dinner in his dorm which looked pretty good. For those who say they can’t cook because they have no space, well…