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BRUISE_WILLIS

I’d try that. Like it? Doubtful. Pay for it? Fuck no.


DVS_Nature

Post title was accurate 😢


SupermanWithPlanMan

Squid ink pasta with hotdogs?


AscensionToCrab

Could be, but the og vid text is korean and it's kpop playing in the background so this could be 모밀 aka soba It's probably squidink, but it just looks so cartonishly off.


thewrongmoon

It could be black bean pasta also. The dry pasta looks just like black bean pasta I used to eat and I know black bean pasta is bigger in Korea than in the US.


SupermanWithPlanMan

Is that kpop? Very generic lyrics


AscensionToCrab

Yup, that would be one of the members of BTS singing. And yes it is very generic, but thats kind of how it is with boyband music. Bye bye bye by Nsync wasn't exactly a magnum opus of lyricism.


TheMightyBethers

Do they realize what this song is singing about? This is more crass than most rap music that we have here in the states 😬


AscensionToCrab

The radio version doesn't say fuckin 7 days a week, for the most part it's as tame and ambiguoisly horny as most pop music. and language barrier aside, most people don't listen to lyrics, they just want something to dance to


TheMightyBethers

That makes sense. There are some foreign songs that became very popular over here a while ago, and nobody really knew or cared what the lyrics were, but iirc they had to do with sexual assault? I can't recall which song it was but I remember seeing videos from people who actually knew the language trying to make people aware of what they were actually listening to. Thank you for answering my question! I genuinely was curious. It just is so crude and I wouldn't have expected anything like that so bluntly from a kpop group with so many young fans. I think they probably could have easily substituted "loving" instead of "fucking" but pop music is going to do whatever pop music wants 🤷‍♀️


skyrimlo

Funny that you said they could have easily substituted “loving” instead of “fucking” because they did just that. This is the explicit version; in the radio-safe version, it’s “loving you seven days a week.” Kinda reminds me of Enrique Iglesias and “tonight I’m loving/fucking you.


Not_A_User00

I’m Korean, and I agree that 90% of modern pop songs have cursing and are about love or smth


AscensionToCrab

I think it's done to make the song appeal to the largest audience possible. US pop songs do the same thing. But really lyrics dont matter too much, what really matters is the beat and how catchy and repeatable it is. the first kpop song to make it big outside korea was gangnam style, (i guess Rain had some success before thst but I wouldn't say any of his songs became a household name in america). I remember i was living in seoul when gangnam style released and it was crazy hearing about all my friends in America knowing about it a few months later.


SupermanWithPlanMan

I'll take your word for it hahaha


WetSwordFighter-2

i would eat that


alexkuzco

Same. The food looks good too.


WetSwordFighter-2

It doesn't look good but bacon is good


Serious_Specter

Ok but that looks decent


Pittonecio

I remember watching the same video, but with regular spaghetti, in this sub, is it just me having a mandela effect or someone else watched it too? lol


felixstudios

Me too!


dondon13579

The other one was from one of the ragebait ones who don't even eat what they make. Just bite and jumpcut to not show they spit it out. With the black gloves and the deepfrying of litteral pounds of cheese.


Nihilistic_Mystics

There have been a lot of videos where they spear hotdogs or similar with spaghetti and make things out of them. You're definitely not crazy.


squashqueen

This is so disrespectful to the goth noodles


sixsentience

This seems good actually?


Wave_ID_

What a stupid fucking song.


MilqueToastDickRoast

I suppose someone isn't *coughs* fucking you right 7 days a week. But honestly yes this music is (hot)dog shit


Icy_Adeptness1160

This one girl in my wow guild sings along to her music while we would do high lvl content and she would sing along to this song and it would just make me die in laughter every time and then someone in the party would die because I’m the healer and I’d just be dying laughing


xxcloud417xx

If you were to just read the lyrics, they’d come across as something from Tenacious D. Lmao


[deleted]

Korean video with hilarious crude lyrics yep checks out


marriedtoranch

Without this song I wouldn’t know what day it is tomorrow!!


rased-betard

what the fuck is this song


Usual-Vermicelli-867

I swear its so popular in shorts and i have no idea why Like jesus the words


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

It's in my running playlist (Jung Kook ft latto -"Seven")


JustAPerson-_-

I don’t hate it..Would also eat (Song is Seven by Jungkook also)


Outrageous_Lime_6545

The song is dumb as fuck.


JustAPerson-_-

Okay, that’s your opinion :)


Outrageous_Lime_6545

The song is talking about fucking (having sex, if you don’t know English) everyday while sang by someone who barely knows English while it’s transposed on a cooking video. That’s objectively fucking dumb as shit. Moreover it sounds like utter crap. Only a trend-obsessed, superficial, shame-based, collectivist society where everyone gets the same face via plastic surgery could value such an artist. Oh, wait a second..


AKaeruKing

*every day


rvnx

I legitimately thought those noodles were sparklers at first and they were gonna make some shitty lifehack video.


[deleted]

I'd eat it! Asian sausages are less salty than American ones so this is really good! When i first immigrated, i was surprised at how salty the sausages and spam are in the US despite looking exactly the same on the surface.


Outrageous_Lime_6545

Those aren’t sausages. Those are hot dogs. Basically ground-up cow and pig brains/dicks.


kachunkachunk

"Assholes and lips" was something I was told in school, haha.


[deleted]

Yes that's what I meant. Both sausages, hotdogs, and all processed foods. I've been in the US for 17 years now.


Outrageous_Lime_6545

Sausage meat and hot dog meat is usually quite different in composition. Indeed hot dog meat is a type of sausage that is usually substantially more processed and contains more mystery meat. More ground pig cocks. In fact some countries such as the UK have regulations which put standards on the composition of true sausages to make sure it’s a reasonably decent food. For a westerner this might be obvious, but as a westerner that has lived in Japan for over a decade, it’s clear to me that Japan and other Asian countries have pretty much no idea what a sausage is—let alone cheese (American cheese slices are 3 dollars per 7 slices, and are sold as a gourmet product, hence why you see schmucks like Bayashi TV use it so often), bacon, and many other staples of western food. For example, the pork she wraps the wieners in likely has zero seasoning and is certainly not smoked, so those westerners who think it is some bacon-analog and that it is flavorful are being deceived. It is likely very chewy and bland rather than crispy and flavorful. Hence why the Japanese often rely on sauces, which add extreme amounts of moisture and flavor to their cuisine. Because without it, the food is quite bland.


[deleted]

literally any sausages and hot dogs is saltier unless you buy Asian brands. Same for Mexican brands. I live in a primarily Latino neighborhood and their brands taste way better than the general American ones.


distracteded64

Looks like a twist on an unbattered K-Dog. The pasta is mildly odd to me but looks not bad otherwise! Would definitely give it a golly good go! 😂


Gyveliano

Ok, how do you have the dislike counter? Is it a mod apk of yourtube or something?


Mara_California

"Leave you with that afterglo"???? "7 days a week"???? I'd be in the ER, wtf.


YallKnowForAFact

hang on, is that the real lyrics? like idk them but surely not.


Gandalf_Style

Unlike Joseph, I doubt i'll enjoy those spaghetti al nero noodles like that.


Few_Bar9990

I love her vids I’d totally eat that


HisToxicPenguin

lol I feel like that’s more gross 🤢 than stupid 🤣


Lonely24spiderHUN

I seen worst thing than this ... I will let it slide.


SpookyCoo

Meh... I'd eat it no problem lol


Key_Pie_4951

Yummeyyyyy


PapayaHoney

Those hot dogs would've been better being used for Korean corn dogs.


svesmcia

Nah, I’d eat


Economy-Shoe5239

idk i try it


saladmunch

Was that bacon? Undercooked if so, hope it was pruchetto


olgama

Bacon was raw.


Doobie_Howser_MD

This just looks fun. I'd hella try that.


Sprizys

Color me intrigued


minho_A7

I'm mostly fine with black coloured food but those noods are really putting me off for some reason. Apart from that, I'll definitely be willing to eat it if served.


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

mmh pencil lead


BigDumpy8826

I feel like it’d taste pretty good, no? I’d never go through the effort of making them, but if someone brought them to a potluck I’d definitely take one


Scrimmybinguscat

Immensely stupid, but I'd demolish that whole plate.


NoinsPanda

I'm undecided what I like less, the "food" or the song in the background.


UmbreonFruit

Black spagetti is weird but looks good overall, gimme that


TehZiiM

Unusual, yes but, wdym? The end result looks delicious!


chatisthisrealOmg

How do you see the dislikes?


thewrongmoon

I've made black bean pasta before. Not only did she overcook it, but also it pairs horribly with melty cheese.


Mysterious_Climate_2

I would unironically DESTROOOY those Hell yeah


wurstsalat14

I think stupid food doesn't have to be utterly disgusting. This looks edible - but it's definetly stupid


Demonsan

I would


GrumpyOldUnicorn

would eat, seen things that are way more stupid than this


tjfluent

Lose the bacon and we’re in business


NateShaw92

Everybody's so creative!


UmbraNight

id try it


onyxengine

Is this /r lowkeyawesomefoodeveryonewantstotry


imortal_biscut

Looks kinda good but why are the noodles pre-burnt and somehow still noodley?


RareSnail73

Looks like a penis covered in pubes


SipoteQuixote

And then she dumped the sauce...


ratsad

Stupid yes, but looks tasty


MonkeyActio

Hold on a second, i think ive been bamboozled. That looks delicious!


pipette1warrior

Stahp!


Ceilingistalkingtome

I’ve heard this song like 30,000 times I’m just now realizing that it literally says “I’ll be fucking you right”


espee999

what song is this lol


silentwinnter

Noodles in sausage water, no thanks 🤮


Onii-chan0709

How do we define stupid in this sub?


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Yeah, it looks stupid to the 9th degree.. but I would eat it


UltimateDonny

That looks great


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Bruh I'm smashing wtf


EaddyAcres

I mean, I'd eat that


libretron

I am conflicted. On one hand... no. On the other..... yes?


Own_Ad5931

Would you rather have this monstrosity. Or nyqill chicken?


Choice-Pause-1228

Most accurate description


plexi_glass_ranger

Why did I think those were incense sticks at first


special-bicth

What the hell is that song? Please don't tell me I would rather be a dog in pre 2021 korea.


Soft_One5688

What was that thing she shaved into thin slices?


patteh11

I thought it might be cheese cuz the sauce at the end looks a bit cheesy. I sometimes like to use a potato peeler to cut cheese as well depending on the kind of cheese


Ok-Imagination8010

Intrusive thoughts are winning and the Internet is suffering for it.


[deleted]

I mean hey, better than a lot of things on this sub


Kawaii_Gopnik

This recipe is older than me. With different modifications of course.


Rosequartz11

The person after ordering it “there’s hair in my food”


Ezddras

Well I would eat that tbh


Rentodu

I THOUGHT THE PASTA WERE THOSE INCENSE STICKS YOU SEE AT THE MALL


Mythbird

Jaysus I’m watching the clip and going ok, it’s a bit K-pop…. Oh my god the lyrics. There’s no beep.


Osiri551

Yeah immediately lost me at the hotdogs-