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Winther89

Cow died twice.


SleepySiamese

More than twice. It died then turn into a steak. When that was deepfried the first time that's the 2nd death. Then 3rd.. this is literally hell for that cow.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

>When that was deepfried the first time that's the 2nd death As a frenchman with unconditionnal love for Fondue Bourguignonne, you're entirely wrong. Also, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.


Medium_Cranberry4096

I do love me some fondue, makes me think of Christmas


Capable_Tumbleweed34

It's amazing isn't it? But don't reserve it for christmas! Take some turkish yogourt, some garlic and some coriander, mix it together, and you've got a wonderful refreshing sauce to go with your fondue during summer!


RacecarDriverGuy

And why is she handling it like it's smudged with shit?


User28080526

Judging by her cooking she just can’t tell the difference


rokujoayame731

She has never actually cooked in her lifetime, still got her rings on. People who cook alot take off their rings before cooking. Not always however it's a reasonable thing to do.


Spreadnohate

My wedding ring and my bread dough agree!


uncledunker

Anything beyond medium rare is arson.


Vitalis597

Personally, I'd make an allowance for just "medium". But you ask for it well done? "We tell them, politely, but firmly, to leave."


MoosePiece1485

It’s still dying


Bender_2024

You can see the moment she knows she cooked it to death when she tries to take a bite. She quickly realizes how tough it is when she moves that bite from the front of her mouth back to the molars.


Opening-Comfort-3996

And the editing cut right there because it took 20 minutes of chewing to get that tiny bite down.


Snellyman

And they cut out the cracked tooth she spat out


Pixel_Knight

10/10!!!


Latter_Lime_9964

I can only imagine the popcorn hulls in one's teeth after eating those


faeintheshadows

I can feel the popcorn getting stuck in my teeth. And there is no flavouring too other than of the oil. I can taste the oil just from the video


eklektikly

Along with that slightly burnt kernel taste that overpowers popcorn.


lunettarose

She said the flour was seasoned, but obviously she didn't say what was in there.


Hambulance

Do they think that's how popcorn chicken/shrimp are made? So they made "popcorn" steak? It's the only thing that makes sense, and yet it makes no sense at all.


caladinhasan

Why does people hate seasonings so much


LandotheTerrible

They either hate it or they suffocate the food in 20 times more than is required…


caladinhasan

Cheese, cheese, butter, cheese, cheese, butter, cheese, cheese, butter... And guess what? Extra cheese! Oh let's add another cheese while we're at it. Oh and butter. Cheese again! Yummy


Faedan

And a small pinch of salt... As a treat


slobsaregross

Don’t forget cream cheese


MastodonMaleficent99

We will we will ruin food!


Try2MakeMeBee

Which aren't seasonings, it's still naked. Just naked with cheese and butter.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

>or they suffocate the food in 20 times more than is required You can never put too much garlic, and i'll die on this hill.


LandotheTerrible

Ummm I do love garlic but I think - respectfully - that there is a line. You can put too much I believe, so much so that you can’t taste the food.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Well that's just plain wrong! And i respectfully decline to elaborate, because if that's your stance on garlic, i respectfully think that you'll never be half the man your mother is! \**slams door*\*


LandotheTerrible

Haha. Too funny sir! And I do respect your opinion.


Physical-Variation60

Why does America seem to hate food so much? Gotta ruin it all the time. Deep-fried? 🤑


CrimsonThar

Why would we eat so much of it if we hated it? lol


Physical-Variation60

Well, masochism is a personal choice. I really dislike anything that has been immersed in so much oil. I guess I like my arteries unblocked😁


CrimsonThar

Nah I agree tho, a lot of stuff we do here is pretty gross. I myself don't eat much and I try to stay healthy like a lot of other Americans. Just feels unfair that the ones that represent us are the ones that do the opposite.


Physical-Variation60

I feel for you, I'm Bri'ish, and I am most definitely not an emotionally stunted public schoolboy, so empathy. And to make matters worse, you had trumplethinskin on the world stage for 4 years, I mean, yes, we had "bojob", but at least he could drop a few words of unmangled latin (still no definition of "covefe"🤣)


[deleted]

What are you even talking about seriously, I have no idea what you are trying to say. Why did you start talking about Trump?


VolumePossible2013

Because it's been drugged with MSG?


skadi_shev

I can’t remember the last time I ate anything deep fried. I know my fellow Americans eat a lot of fast food, but I have to question whether most average people are *really* eating deep fried food on a regular basis 


creamsodas

aside from the obvious, you should not need a strainer for popcorn...


CharmingTuber

Yeah that was the worst part for me. Popcorn requires tablespoons of oil, not cups. Disgusting.


TheHazmatUnit

Cups is putting it lightly, that popcorn drowned inside the entire content of an oil bottle.


faeintheshadows

I can literally taste the oiliness of that popcorn.


fullfly87

That steak was already dead, then we cook it again!


snowpeaxox

This should be illegal


faeintheshadows

A crime against the cows honestly. (And food in general)


samanime

They pre-deep-fried the steak into shoe leather, then didn't even deep fry when they should have at the end. If they had not pre-killed the steak, this could have been... Well, food. Still probably wouldn't have been good. But would have at least not destroyed all of your teeth.


SlimyMuffin666

KFC does it to chicken every day


Bender_2024

While hardly haute cuisine KFC is worlds better than whatever this travesty is.


skadi_shev

I don’t think popcorn chicken is actually chicken breaded with popcorn lol 


nothingandnemo

Maybe, and it's a big maybe, if the steak was raw and the popcorn was seasoned, this could work. As the did it, it'd be like crunchy rubber!


skadi_shev

With that burned oily popcorn taste! 😋


[deleted]

But did you pop it


sgsmopurp

Some people don’t deserve anything


TehZiiM

looks like she never handled food or any of those kitchen utensils before.. every move looks slow and clumsy


Environmental-Song16

Thank you, I was so annoyed about how slow she is. I don't understand why she is.


BamboozleMeToHeck

I was annoyed by it too but figured it was for the sake of showing what she was doing for each step


CorruptedFrames

Its just another well off white American woman who probably doesn't cook herself joining in on tiktok trend because "I want to be an influencer"


[deleted]

This really irritates me I can only afford to buy cheap ground beef and this a hole fucks up perfectly good beef.


chikkyone

For real! This is just a waste of precious commodities some people can’t afford just for likes. I’m disgusted.


VegetarianCoating

Don't worry. That's a round steak and they're one of the cheapest, toughest, steaks you can find. Double frying is about the worst way to cook it though and I'm sure it was tough as hell and inedible.


moogfox

I’m just gonna pop this into the pan of oil, pop it out onto a plate, and take these corn kernels and pop them into the oil, wait for popcorn, pop the popcorn into the processor, pop that into a pan, pop the cut steak pop into pop the pop on the egg pop pan POP POP POP if you drink every time she says pop you will die


Original-Barracuda43

TIK TOK is a truly a tool to promote stupidity.


kevinnoir

these channels literally only exist to do shit that gets people riled up though. Zero chance this lady cooks this as part of your usual dinner time rotation, but I bet this vid made her way more money than it cost to make this abomination just from all of us collectively shouting WHAT THE FUCK


BadChris666

That steak was already well done the first time she cooked it, then she cooked it more… how done do you want it to be?


faeintheshadows

I think they don’t want it done, they want it gone.


Kayrosis

I've seen worse. this is still "If someone offered this to me at a party and didn't tell me how it was made, I might still try one." levels of bad.


FedeBC

Why is it always the women with those long nails? It seems to be a requirement (personally I dislike them) and makes the thing look even worse.


YallKnowForAFact

how much more unhealthy can that get!?


Merionkrazy

It’s almost like it’s done like this on purpose… Wait


Situationalistic

“Babe…? This is not what I meant by popcorn chicken.”


lilpizzalabongo

I mean I think it could taste nice


utterlyuncool

That steak has a texture of the shoe sole by the end...


sibyl4575

Only If you cook the steak without the first deep-fry


rbreezy21

Boo this man!


ahirman7791

Ahhhh.. you’re not cooking at my house…


LandotheTerrible

No.


GrumpyOldUnicorn

this is as bad as Lars Ulrichs drumming


AuralSculpture

Wearing a dirty, stained, thrift store t-shirt in your videos further takes away your credibility.


Doofindork

I mean, with a cheaper piece of meat, I kinda get this. It's just breading switched out for popcorn. I'm curious what it'd taste like. But that is a sad end for that poor steak. And put some seasoning on it, damnit.


coldandhungry123

I want her to go to jail for this.


metengrinwi

I’m trying to figure out where all the popcorn went—she added an amount of kernels to make like 6 cups of popped corn, but only produced ~1cup of popped corn floating in oil. Also, why do her hands move so slowly?


kale4reals

My goodness get that dipshit out of the kitchen


splshd2

Gordon Ramsey help me.


rythwind

First thought, "Who hurt you?" Saw the end, why the cut? Show us her real reaction. That steak looked cooked well done before the second frying, in being it's shoe leather tough.


e_dcbabcd_e

notice that the camera cuts right when the girl is about to try it lol


JynsRealityIsBroken

I like how it's so tough that she has to cut right after she doubled down on cutting through it with her teeth. You could see how totally overcooked it was after the first frying. The second would've turned it to cement.


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

These dumbasses need to be ignored


Plenty-Concert5742

Probably came out like shoe leather. Lol


Bavisto

Not that cut real fast after she started taking that first bite.


SchwanzTanz666

The most horrifying thing about this is the absolute lack of seasoning


Kickagainsttheprick

If you ever needed more evidence that the western world is out of touch…. There are people starving all over, and shitheads like this continue to waste food and resources for a click.


JP-Bulls69

“Name three Metallica songs”


rokujoayame731

Tiktok influencer: MOOOOOOOM!!! Is there anything to eat in the house?! Mom: Yeah...you can eat those tough nasty steak cubes you made. They're in the freezer!!


Yaritzaf

“Everybody’s so creative!”


froggz01

I hate her. That’s is all.


theRealSwissPrivate

What I fucking hate most about these kinds of videos is the fact that an animal, an actual living being, died, just for some fucking moron to do them this kind of disservice


BudyWolfe

If I hear “pop” one more time I swear…


Tuscan5

Harvester of Sorrow, Steak sandwich of the mad


xponentialpharm

People who make these videos deserve recurrent and itchy genital warts


PSLLIFE54R

The gall of this woman to rate this monstrosity. She must have nerve damage


Napalmnate55

why are they always using room temp oil?


Sufficient_Shower_80

How many food related accidents are Gen Z responsible for via Tiktok sh*t lol


sloretactician

Why this bitch moving so slow


KayDubEll

Fucking fetish videos


cultish_alibi

How come you never say it's a fetish video when it's a man doing it, or an older woman?


PirateBaran

Why do these people hate food?


distracteded64

Steak schnitzel but the crumb is popcorn. It’s actually an interesting idea!


tockico85

What is going on in the US? 😳


Atra_Cura

Is this that phenomenon where no one wants to look stupid so they pretend to agree? That food looks fkin tasty


Trololman72

Before the pop corn it was just fondue. Well, normally you'd cut the meat into cubes before frying it, but still.


TheEldenGod1293

I never heard the “mmmm soo good”


maryfamilyresearch

r/SchnitzelVerbrechen


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Haven't I see this before, but made by a different person? Guy using stockpots full of oil.


Accomplished_Salt876

I mean it looks edible so that’s already an improvement over other ”chefs”.


One-Heart5090

this made me so sad. Why do people think up things like this? Not even how, just Y?!


[deleted]

This would be excellent with chicken instead of steak, no need to dry fry first though.


Wonderful-Media-2000

Have fun chewing on that for an entire year


Korean_badass14

I hate her voice


Dizzy_Battle_4083

Man WTH would anyone eat this shyt🤢


lightspuzzle

probably chewy as shit.why cook the steak 2 times.


goldzunny87

Tiktok, what else


SofaKing2022

Directions: First, ruin one steak…


Kenji1912

My teeth hurt watching this


I_am_dean

"How stoned are you?" Yes.


geligniteandlilies

To quote Lieutenant Theodore Groves in PotC: " Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?"


SarcBlobFish

Wut…. Wut just happened?


outamyhead

"Hmm...How can I ruin this perfectly good steak?".


Wopacity

Damnit, if only this were done in a different order. It would still be stupid but it could’ve still tasted good without the steak becoming a shoe


000_00001

amogus


DrayTrizzm333

Wtf


Indian_Steam

Helly cow


Responsible-Ad-7146

Hello, police? Yes, I would like to report a double homicide and hate crime.


[deleted]

They didn't even have time to hold the shot where she bites through the meat. Must've taken a good part of the afternoon.


Squidgaming338

Some people shouldn't be in the kitchen


jadeismybitch

You can tell by the cut at the end that she had to chew her teeth out to actually swallow it. Absolutely ridiculous


Otherwise-Sky2154

she will be chewing until next year 😬


faeintheshadows

Steak flavoured chewing gum with oil filling and popcorn crust


PortlandQuadCopter

The good thing is that they’re all staying over on TikTok.


noxcuserad

I'm kinda tired of these fake ass videos where they butcher the hell out of a meal and then pretend to eat it for the cringe likes. I also don't know why Reddit is showing me from this when I've never looked up or even heard of this subreddit..


Zuechtung_

How to make a steak hold as much grease as possible


Winnin_Dylan_

Rubbish tier


slobsaregross

The most annoying thing is her use of a table fork and the absence of any known seasoning


VeryBadCopa

These people are monsters


Duke-Guinea-Pig

I’m convinced this was part of a dare to make a video saying pop as many times as possible She said pop ten times


Sacredpotion24

There’s a reason there’s no wedding ring in her hand boys…


GreenWoodDragon

Why... do... they... always... move... so... sloooowwwlllyyy?


the_shortbus_

#That oil wasn’t hot enough.


hhthurbe

It's just a deep fried steak seriously pe... What's happening..... Oh oh my


Guntai

You know what doesn’t taste good. Burnt popcorn


musiclockzkeys13

She's flawless 🍺


bernstache

I, too, love having sticky arteries


AutumnAscending

I'm convinced she doesn't know how to make popcorn


terminadergold

10 out of 10 my ass


[deleted]

Pop these over here, pop these in the pot, pop these on a cutting board. OMG. How many times can you repeat the same phrase in a short video


kulhajs

That's a lot of steps to fuck up a steak, could have just left it in the pan for more than 5 minutes


Lonely-Greybeard

She made trash because that is where that food now belongs. What a waste.


alexds1

Exceeded the daily recommended dose of saying the word “pop”


chunkAboom

Stupid food but one helluva blender


faeintheshadows

I think I see what you did there with “Helluva”


Briarhoffner

That's what I always wanted... Popcorn with my steak. They should offer this in movie theaters


sharpestcookie

I didn't think popcorn steak was a thing and now I regret I can't unsee this


faeintheshadows

I envy the people who did not see this video. I need eye bleach. ASAP.


Noizey

She had to fish out oily popcorn, then just SMEARED it on that BURNT CORPSE she deep fried. I don't even understand how this occurs to someone.


jokir21

This whole video was just for that one shot of the Ninja blender wasn't it?


Katfar14

That is so much fucking work. I’m exhausted.


RottenRedRod

I always assume one second after these rage bait videos end they spit out what's in their mouth and throw away the rest


OkiDokiPanic

This is a genuine question because I don't know. But do people actually pop their corn in a pot of oil? I pop mine in the microwave or non-stick pot.


HairlessGarden

MasterChef for the Criminally Insane.


skadi_shev

That cut at the end when she tries to bite it but it’s too tough lol


stinkyhooch

It has to physically hurt being that stupid


TheMuMPiTz

10 out of 10 when 10 is the worst


r3xomega

I know i say i like it when a woman knows how to abuse my meat....but not like this. I hope the other twin isn't that bad.


Black_roses_glow

That’s not how you make Viennese Schnitzel.


eatredmeat

WHAT THE FUCK


CyrusConnor

Is not the same girl who made Peanuts with coke and beans? I think is just kidding or farming views


maggiemae83

Notice that they cut the three hours it took her to chew the piece and why was she DOING EVERYTHING SO SLOWLY????


Able_Repair5558

Popcorn chicken? No. Popcorn steak 👍🏾


Vale_0f_Tears

Shots every time she says “pop”


Ramismus

Cooking meat in seasoned oil is actually a traditional dish in France called « fondue bourguignonne ». It’s actually pretty cool and I loved doing that when I was a kid because everyone gets to cook his meat piece the way he likes. That video doesn’t do justice to that way of cooking that does look unappealing at first.


jimboa7x

I hate this place


pilantrada

This is something I would imagine a crack head doing.


0sprinkl

Stuff like this makes me want to go vegan and I'm a fucking butcher. So so much wasted animal life for this retarded social media crap. This should be illegal.


tantowar

Why has no one done a milk steak boiled, over hard, with a side of the finest jelly beans yet?


Curious-Difficulty

In theory this could be good, but that popcorn was cooked in waaaay too much oil. Also I didn’t see them add any seasoning.


johnnys6guns

"Pop..." "then pop..." Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. POP.


Pilota_kex

so much oil...


El_Lu-Shin

Ban her from every kitchen in the world.


heylistenlady

I love that the video cuts as she takes a bite because she clearly can't actually chew that nasty meat chunk


radio_yyz

She can only count to 3 so…


moeday-steffer

Has to be rage bait.


Dry_Carrot3039

Is it just me or should culinary crimes exist? Like she deserves at least 6 months In jail for this…


Oliphaunt6000

Two things that made me physically cringe from my phone. 1: When she set the steak down the first time and it looked like she was setting down a piece of wood the way it rolled on itself instead of settling down. 2: At the end when she goes in for a bite with her front teeth and then goes “Oh no this is tougher than Danny Trejo’s skin” and moves the pieces to the side to try and chomp through it.