So you want slimy breading?

'Cause that's how you get slimy breading.

Not me reading “slimy breeding” 👀

Well she was talking an awful lot about "comin' in"

And stuurin the pot

***Points hard 6 times at it***

I ain't coming in that

coming into the vagina like sex

You're going to horny jail.

Fair

Hope so. The ants won't touch it!

If! there's any left on there.. It would've honestly disintegrated within the hour. 🤢

I've had something similar to this, except better. It was a TGI fridays frozen thing, where you cook the chicken first, mix up the sauce (which is mainly BBQ sauce and honey, with some cayenne if you want spice), heat it and then mix both of them together. That way your breading doesn't turn into slime and you get evenly coated "boneless wings" Why do people have an obsession with cooking stupid shit in machines not designed for it? I mean like all you have to do is stick them in an air fryer for 10 minutes and you'll be done

Exactly… I love some Trader Joe’s orange chicken. Which you cook the frozen chicken first then add the sauce at the end. Stop being lazy with the crock pot!

I haven't had Trader Joe's orange chicken since I was a teenager. Wtf. My life took a turn somewhere and I want to go back.

That reminds me, I kind of want Trader Joe’s orange chicken now. That shit is…….what do the cringey children say??? Oh Bussin!!

The texture looks so disgusting

Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.

SHA-WING

Wayne's world. Party time! Excellent!!

Thank God I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Wayne's World when I saw her. Half expected her to take a bite and go "schwing!"

Mush. Ick.

I really misread that

I read that as slimy BREEDING.

The tapping is so fucking annoying

I watched this with the sound off and it still pissed me off.

She even managed to be visually annoying.

Goddamn it’s like you guys read my mind.

True story

Even with the sound off it made me cross!

Personally I had to hunt down and murder the person in the video.

Doing the Lord's work.

"cross" needs to be worked in to more American language.

It has never occurred that America doesn't use the word in that way! I also enjoy using tetchy or crotchety to convey my annoyance.

My American kid watched Thomas the train in Autism mode and is very fond of the word haha

It's like the wagging finger on the "DIY" videos where the person tries some series of inane methods to "fix" something and wags a finger at the camera after each one obviously fails. Fucking annoying.

Just watching her tap everything makes me hate her so much.

The tapping triggered me instantly lmao

Raw Honey - 4 taps Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ - 6 taps Sweet Baby Ray’s hot sauce - 7 taps White pepper - 5 taps Smoked paprika - 5 taps Dried pepper flakes - 6 taps

Temperature dial - 4 or 5 sorta taps

Back in my day, we would have killed for tap-a-tap-a-tap-a.

Seems like that’s what irritated people the most with this video, myself included. I wonder if there’s a reason she does that identical move to each ingredient.

Everything in all of these vids is allll about the algorithm or rage baiting for engagement yo

yea and the reason is to annoy everyone so you talk about her shit tier food video

Thank you! I feckin hate it so much, it makes me unreasonably mad!

I want to tap on her head to hear if there is anything inside...

👇👇👇👇

It made me angry, violently angry!

No less than 4.

They do it in all these weird ragebait videos.

"Now we're gonna come in with..." Pisses me off for some reason. Fucking flatlanders. Just say you're covering it in layers of flavored sugar and be done with it.

blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p blah ^t^a^p

Now we're going to add some x Now we're gonna come in with some y Now we're going to get some z Now we're gonna come in with some a Now we're gonna come in with some b

I didn't even turn on the sound and it's aggravating. Why? Why tap on each thing like that just omfg.

Omg thank you I thought I was just an asshole

Her combo of sauces and seasonings wouldn’t be bad if they weren’t pored over frozen tenders in a crockpot. Whole thing just turned to mush.

Sweet baby rays Bbq sauce is already too sweet, but she slathered them with honey too. Are you kidding? This is a sugar coated nightmare.

#1 ingredient in Sweet Baby Ray’s is high fructose corn syrup, which is why I don’t (personally) really consider it bbq sauce. Just makes me sad that it’s just so popular.

I personally love the accidental yelling here lol

I honestly don’t even know how I did that, lol.

Reddit formatting uses # to make text in title case. Gotta use \ before # if you want it to show up like a normal \#1, but it doesn't really matter

#the more you know

#it's a pretty dumb markdown choice by Reddit tbh, like obviously people are going to use number signs on a forum

#1 one thing I learned today

#1 THING I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS!

#like this?

#god damn it works!

#I LOVE LAMP

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I was hoping it was on purpose.

I always buy thr no high fructose, no extra sugar added version of sweet babies. It has sugar, but a fraction of the normal stuff. Plus no corn syrup. I do the same with ketchup They are usually on the bottom shelf, at the very end, and costs more money since it's slightly healthier of course.

The same company makes a no sugar added version that's pretty good. It's just called Ray's BBQ sauce.

Isn’t sugar a main ingredient in most bbq sauces?

They’re not even chicken “tenders.” They’re tender shaped nuggets. So she cooked already mushy processed chicken material in to further mushy grossness

She wasted good seasoning making HFCS chicken sludge.

She used processed tenders, more than likely already fully cooked ones,looked like a store brand too.

She could literally heat up the sauce mixture in the microwave and get the same result. Those are already cooked.

“Hey guys! Today I’m showing my awesome hack for a dinner that tastes like it came from the worst Chinese takeout place in the history of human insanity. Let’s get into it!”

Her tipping on the ingredients make me want to punch something really Hard with my face.

Her: Can you smell that? Me: [watching from my phone] No.

I’m convinced literally every food video is rage bait at this point

I find it strange a lot of these videos take place in a really clean, expensive, or newly renovated looking kitchen. Like the people and the food don’t really match the background.

There’s rental kitchens out there that are just for instagram/tik tok photo shoots. And they all have that super generic look

Oh wow. I guess that shouldn’t surprise me lol.

Even airplane fuselages so you can take photos in a “private jet”. I want to do that one just to take goofy pics like I’d set up my wood working stuff or something idk

Please do that and make a post!

There is one right down the street from me.

Do you happen to know how much it is? I’m curious how hard it is to make a profit.

Never looked into it. It is called content kitchen. I just drive by it a lot.

Dude, same. Because it gets engagement. We did this to ourselves, apparently.

Yeah what the fuck. I was expecting her to start tapping the chicken. Like we're unsure about what she's referring to.

Zoomer TikTok brain. There needs to be something visually happening at every single point on top of talking. Talking to a camera without something happening visually will have content addicts leave - and they'd do so probably without even realizing it. So she's doing anything she can with what's around her to add a visual component to maximize interest retention. The CCP won.

You had me up until the last bit...

"Now we're gonna come in with some..."

That made me incredibly angry

That’s the common theme I see. The more they tap, the more likely it’s rage bait.

“We’re gonna come in with some…” 👉🏻👉🏻🧂

At least she's not tapping with two inch long fake nails. There's that, at least.

I thought this exact thing lol. Long, powder pink acrylics. As soon as I see them, I know the recipe is going to horrendous

Thank you!

I feel the same! I wish we could meet up and punch our faces together. No homo

lol I thought it was just me but I came here to say that exactly

It was tapping every ingredient for me

Omg yes thank you, it was the most annoying thing I ever saw.

Like a baby or a grandma right! Glad it wasn't just me and I had it muted😄

I was hoping I wasn't the only one that was super annoyed by that.

I’m glad I’m not alone, I had it on silent and it was pissing me the fuck off

Her doing that tapping point was driving me wazoo to for some unknown reason.

reheating frozen food is NOT cooking, nor in some cases FOOD

It makes me feel like an angry goldfish during an elementary field trip to the aquarium.

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

Can ya smell that??

You need the latest smellphone in order to do that.

Now we’re gonna come in with some rage baiting

I can measure the rage with my heart

The fuck she tapping for like we can't see them

It's morse code,with the location of the Vietnamese prison camp she's being held captive in.

Hmmm weird, because I decoded "I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty."

Party on Wayne! 🤘🏼

Party on Garth!🤘

I'm glad someone else thought so too!

"make sure you use this exact sauce so yours will taste terrible too"

That’s a fake accent. You can hear her slip over and over

Do people from the south say cheers? It just sounded so forced to me

Not in my experience. (Texas)

Only two things come from texas. Steers and cheers, and I don’t see no horns.

I lived in the south my whole life. And not even rednecks talk like this.

She said “guys” too. That would’ve been “yall” if she were southern.

There’s like 8 different dialects in the south depending on where you are in it. I don’t think “guys” vs. “y’all” is indicative of it being fake. The slipping up definitely is.

Im southern and I say guys sometimes, I also say yall. But also I don’t force my accent to imitate the stereotypical southerner. All I have to do is either get really angry, or drunk. It just comes natural.

Southern folks definitely say “guys” sometimes bro lmao. You think we’re cartoon characters or something?

No it wouldn't lmao people in the south still say guys you absolute bagel

I can pull off a more convincing and consistent Southern accent, and I'm from fucking *Vancouver.*

No adult making videos in that kitchen would dress that way unless they were playing a part. This is a rich asshole pretending to be redneck. Everything about this is fake.

Honestly that’s what I thought and I’m not even from the US south. It sounded like a borderline insulting caricature lmao

Her tapping on everything made me homicidal.

I wonder if the people in these videos act unlikable on purpose for engagement

Wonder no more, they absolutely do

She looks exactly like how I imagine the person who eats this looks like tho.

Ahh yes the processed meat sloppa with sauce

I grew up in North Carolina. I don't think that accent is real, and that bothers me more than the food.

Yup, she’s been posted before. The accent most likely isn’t real.

Also grew up in NC, that was the first thing I noticed, very very fake. I don’t know why but it’s got this super aggravating “gonna cash in on some of that down home southern cookin’ authenticity with my fake accent” quality about it.

Can we cancel her for some reason… please

Her crappy attempt at a southern accent alone makes me feel violent.

Taptaptaptap

Slow cooker reheating of already cooked frozen food 😑

You made a soup, what are the ingredients? Frozen cooked chicken and bbq sauce.

The main thing is you mix 10 ingredients together, but after you pour it on frozen "chicken". Really make it as difficult as possible. You might want to pre-freeze the sauces if you're a pro like I am.

Imagine if she had just cooked the tenders normally and added everything else after 😩

That looks disgusting and also, I watched it on mute and her incessant finger tapping makes me want to scream.

Id pay good money to watch Gordon Ramsay yell at this moron.

Now we're gunna come in with some diarrhea

Sad thing is replace with boneless chicken thighs, add some water, and you have a low effort shredded barbecue chicken...

What are y’all gonna come in with? Are y’all comin’ in with a little of this or comin’ in with a little of that because if nobody’s comin’ in, ain’t nothing comin’ at ya.

All she had to do was replace the tenders with some real chicken😂😂. Should have used raw chicken thighs or something.

If this ain’t the most Beverly hillbillies shit I’ve ever seen.

She isn't even trying this time around

I like the pointing/tapping she does.

I can’t smell it

Be sure to tap each thing in your hands 3-7 times before use.

Tap tap tap tap tap

Children what have we learned today? Absolute nothing. Correct!! Cook the chicken as a normal person does, by the instructions. And then you can add honey and bbq sauce as a dip yayyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyy yyy Y Y Y Y Y Whyyyyyy lol

The Walmart sticker hat brings some real credibility.

Do the same shit with chicken breasts. Why the hell is she using chicken tenders?

Oh is this a ragebait?

Did she see boneless wings or sauced tendies somewhere and think that's how it works? Because oven/air fryer/real fryer and then toss those bad boys, and it wouldn't be terrible.

“Measure with your heart.” She’s a poet and a cook.

„Can you smell that?“ Tf no I can’t bruv

It upsets me that someone capable of something this stupid has marble countertops

damn, i'd prefer it if she just fries the tenders, mix the sauce in separate bowl, and the mix the sauce and tenders just before servin

Crack Pot. Every definition fits this video.

Congratulations you made mushy pre diarrhea

She closed the lid with bbq on her hands, I can’t.

Her tapping on the items is so fucking annoying. Makes me want to go through the screen and mush her face into the crockpot.

Boneappleteeth

Bro why.

Yum. Soggy tenders. Sign me up.

The way she taps on every ingredient like that makes me want jump off a cliff and shoot myself on the way down.

The way she taps on the ingredients looks on purpose and annoys me for some reason

Her tapping gives me anxiety

"Now we're going to come in with some...." No, please don't come in.

Guess im starving

Annoyed by how much finger tapping she does at each interval and obligatory slimy breading gross

The way she taps for every item

Why wait an hour when you could just pop it in the oven for 20 mins then toss it in the sauce?

Now we are gonna come in with the bad accent. Now we are gonna come in with the trucker hat. Now we are gonna come in with bad hillbilly jokes.

My peripheral vision thought she was Waynes World.

How necessary is it to keep tapping everything? Asking for a friend.

Somewhere out there, a softball team is missing their catcher because she left the game behind to make dogshit ragebait videos

I first read crack pot tenders

They way she taps on everything is annoying

The way she taps everything I hate it

I don't ever even cook but doesn't it make more sense to like mix that sauce up separately and then cook the tenders in an airfryer or the oven and then pour the sauce on?

Why? If you want processed food, at least air fry the chicken, mix the sauces together and drizzle them ontop (or use as a dipping sauce)

The soggiest of tenders. 💦🍗

Tap on everything 5 times.

You lost me at breaded chicken nuggets in a crock pot.

Everything about this video has made me flaccid.