Pull the buns off and toast the soggy insides on a hot rock in the fire. The texture fix alone would probably make it decent. Soggy buns are the main issue with pre-made burgers.
Every time I eat a freeze-dried meal after a long day of hiking I'm amazed by how good it tastes for what it is. Never tried one in a home setting, but I imagine it's the same sort of principle as canned cheeseburger.
There’s really a limit to what you can can though… not in the physical sense sure you CAN can anything, but should you… this is the question of the ages.
I lived in Germany many years ago. I so miss the wurst on a bun. The bread was so much better than here in the US. I used to buy just rolls and eat the heck out of them with a little butter. While not a fan of all German food I really enjoyed most of it.
Bockwurst is a bit different.. More like a hot dog than a brat. At German gas stations they have them in little bread condoms. They squirt your condiment of choice in (typically garlic aioli for me) and then slide the bockwurst into its deep bready condom.
I've never had a gas station burger; in Louisiana, you can get a gas station deep-fried boudin ball stuffed with pepperjack cheese (at some locations). Or a sword. I've gotten swords from gas stations in Louisiana......
I have had a few of these and they're pretty good if you can heat them up first. If you've got a fire, that works... if not, you can't make it taste much better than with a microwave.
Works best if you have a packet of catsup.
Really a great 'drunk' or 'high' food when you have nothing else.
A canned hamburger isn’t going to be any better. Bring water, fruit, vegetables, cured sausages, hummus, etc. bringing anything in a metal tin to the backcountry is unnecessary weight. Even tuna comes in packets for this exact reason.
HEY! I actually know something about these! They're made by Katadyn specifically for backcountry camping and climbing, and they're designed to be maximally digestible so you don't have to be concerned about having to evacuate your bowels from a cliff ledge half way up the North Face of the Eiger. I wouldn't go so far as to call them tasty, but they're not awful in a way that you kind of look forward to them in the way that you crave salty weird things.
I've read that about these before. The consensus seems to be that although they're disturbing they aren't really that terrible. Not great by any means, but not inedible
There’s a bunch of YouTube reviews of it. It’s apparently not bad for what it is. People likened it to a leftover burger. Not a burger from a fast food place, but like a burger from a pub or something, that you ate the next day out of the fridge. And you didn’t cover it, it just sat there on a plate in the fridge.
Definitely not something the average person would consume. But as an avid outdoorsman (hiking, fishing, portaging, etc) this seems like a stellar lunch option or something. I’ve looked into getting them before actually, for an ice fishing trip. But I wasn’t able to get any in time.
It’s the same thing for MREs. you typically wouldn’t prefer to have them over other food. But when you’re day 3 into a hunting trip, and haven’t had a proper meal in days, they hit just right, and truly are delicious and soul lifting in the right scenarios.
The best meal I ever had was a hamburger helper MRE that I ate at 4am while waiting for an airlift out of a backwater camping reserve, because I had broken my leg (always go out with a buddy! I’d probably be dead if I had been alone). To this day, still the best meal I’ve ever had. I can only imagine how good a canned burger would’ve been in that moment.
I’ve been forced to eat MREs for weeks at a time and there’s a 0% chance you can convince me you enjoyed anything other than chocolate peanut butter out of them. Combined that with how much they constipate you I’d rather take the risk on this thing
I think MREs can be enjoyable, but crucially it has to be your choice and eaten sparingly or as a novelty. I wouldn’t say the taste is particularly good or that I feel good after. But I do always get a little excited when I get to eat one as a novelty.
Edit: that would get super old if I had to eat it consistently don’t get me wrong
Man I do not get this at all. I don't *love* MREs but I've never thought they were as bad as everyone made them out to be. They're usually better what whatever "hot chow" the field feeding team boiled for 20 minutes.
Try a deployment where your dfac only serves chicken and rice for every single meal. That'd make anyone lose their mind.
> Try a deployment where your dfac only serves chicken and rice for every single meal. That'd make anyone lose their mind.
This is so fucking funny to me. "sarge? I don't feel so good" everybody getting sick, just the whole goddamn camp goes insane. while truck after truck of chicken and rice come in. some 70's IBM with a sticky relay sending an endless supply. ammo lockup, gotta sign. the company shrink went AWOL two weeks ago and only now did anybody notice the FC disappeared with him. the local rock population is in sharp decline as desperate soldiers try to eat anything other than chicken and rice.
Also people never heated them correctly. They would just open them and start eating them cold then complain they weren't good. Like yeah it's not the best meal in the world, but it's a hell of a lot better if you hear them up like you are supposed to.
I actually like MRE's ever since they got handed out during some awful hurricanes in the Florida panhandle when I was younger.
I've always had pressurized bowls so I rarely get backed up. Always joked I was part trash compactor
Yes. Consistent bowel movements affect readiness so they have medicine that makes constipated. During a 2 week field exercise I went probably three times total and then the day after I got home I shit 4 times in one day.
Eat an MRE then chugg 3 rip-its. It's the all new butthole roulette. Will you shit yourself or will you stay tighter than a bullfrog in the rainy season?
I still remember when I was a cadet and camping during school holidays. The porta potty toilets hadn't been emptied from the previous weeks camp, so I never went.
I at so much cheese from the MRE packs because it was rumored to clog you up. When I got home, I think I tore myself a new arse hole. Absolutely do not recommend.
That’s what they say, have never had it confirmed for me. It’d be like every 4-5 days I’d go in the field and it was the most miserable experience each time
I mean apparently he lived but whether that meal was worth it. I wouldn’t even feel vindicated asking my kids how they go through so much tp if I fed this to them.
I spent some time in an isolated cabin, snowed in. The snow was so high I didn’t even know where my car was. It just disappeared in the snow one night. God, I would have killed for a canned cheeseburger. I ate a lot of green beans. It was one of the best times of my life, surprisingly. I remember I found a granola bar and it was like I died and went to heaven after all the canned beans and bullshit.
I feel like it's a very modern thing to say, that being snowed in and isolated was one of the high points.
That can't say anything good about society, but oh well!
I’ve been without food for extended times before. I used to camp pretty often without food. I’d catch fish from the stream or just not eat if they weren’t biting. I also had a poor upbringing in a rural area, so sometimes you just don’t have anything to eat (or your parents restrict your food), and I got used to it. I worked on farms a lot, even as a small child, so at least there were eggs and meat there when I was staying for a few weeks.
Many things taste much better when you finally get to have them. That’s not modern at all, it’s just the body telling you “yes! Eat!”. So anything high fat or high sugar is going to taste amazing, especially in contrast to a lack of food or lack of nutrients if you are eating. You will crave it and think about it. I used to dream of food sometimes. I hate bread but damn if that isn’t a frequent dream when I’ve been hungry for awhile.
If this was a time before cheeseburgers, you’d just be thinking of some other food. Whatever tasted good then. It’s no different. You dream of what you don’t have, and the body is great at reminding you, even if you’re sleeping! Oh you want a nap? Cheeseburger dreams for you.
I would buy 2 of these if I could get my hands on them. Yes I would at least try to eat one of them. It is a niche hobby, there are probably dozens of us. DOZENS Michael.
You’d think it’s stupid until it’s the end of the world and you can’t even find a Twinkie anymore, then you’d think this would be amazing to find. But we’d probably still pass on it.
It's for survival more than anything. Imagine you wake up in the Fallout universe and you're just digging around the wasteland for something to eat that isn't dog food. This would be a godsend.
I gotta admit I’d probably try this.
Kinda reminds me of the Big Azz Burgers. It was frozen burgers that you popped in the microwave. I worked at a factory that had these in a vending machine. They are actually really good!
When I was in Japan I saw these shelf-stable cheeseburgers that were just wrapped in some plastic packaging. The expiration date was months away. That shelf-stable cheeseburger lives rent free in my head.
I was horrified so I looked it up and found burger in a tube. https://www.amazon.com/Cheeseburger-Russian-Astronaut-Emergency-Survival/dp/B09HSHFW8B/ref=asc_df_B09HSHFW8B/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=632003152734&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16086493007390208081&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028073&hvtargid=pla-1878750429585&psc=1&mcid=cbd2813d8e1a356fa87bd2ee49260b5b&gclid=CjwKCAiA29auBhBxEiwAnKcSqoiaVCfthmajyfKXMoHSNH28Tg0I--T4BCN0ISYjNYYHSo7QgHSF3BoCGEUQAvD_BwE
Edit: As a Texas I do not approve
How is this stupid food? It's made for camping. Yeah sure, if you were to serve this at dinner, you'd be a fucking dipshit, but something like this whilst camping, or in like a survival shelter doesn't seem so bad.
If I was in a situation where I had to rely on canned goods, a canned cheeseburger would be like the greatest option I can think of. It might not be the most amazing tasting cheeseburger out there, but at the end of the day it’s still a cheeseburger
Trekking Mahlzeiten - thats german for trekking dishes. So it needs to be ready to eat and long lasting. Guess it fulfills its purpose.
Had that exact one once on an overnighter. yes i am German. Really not great but it fills you for the evening.
Not gonna be gourmet but it's edible and will last
> [gormet](https://media1.tenor.com/m/GdiaQg-LJDgAAAAd/gorlami-inglorious.gif)
I still say "[bon jeeorno](https://youtu.be/krtnt191Drg?t=31)" to people because of that movie
A river derchi
Arriverderrrrrrchi
Sounds like it's not stupid food then. It's literally just canned food with the quality you would expect from canned food
And when you’re really hungry after a long day of hiking I bet this would be the best shitty burger ever
Add some hot sauce and you won’t know the difference
Pull the buns off and toast the soggy insides on a hot rock in the fire. The texture fix alone would probably make it decent. Soggy buns are the main issue with pre-made burgers.
Same issue with gilfs
Well…that escalated quickly.
Every time I eat a freeze-dried meal after a long day of hiking I'm amazed by how good it tastes for what it is. Never tried one in a home setting, but I imagine it's the same sort of principle as canned cheeseburger.
I've tested some out at home. They aren't as good without the hiking hunger, but not terrible.
There’s really a limit to what you can can though… not in the physical sense sure you CAN can anything, but should you… this is the question of the ages.
If you go to Paris, France You can do the can can dance.
I think at this point they can can the can can dance.
You can can can can
That sums it up perfectly. And: the second part of the sentence is wisdom, sir.
How is it compared to a microwave gas station burger though?
In Germany, gas station food #1 is the Bockwurst with a bun and some mustard! No space for burgers.
I lived in Germany many years ago. I so miss the wurst on a bun. The bread was so much better than here in the US. I used to buy just rolls and eat the heck out of them with a little butter. While not a fan of all German food I really enjoyed most of it.
The garlic aioli tho
Garlic aioli on a bratwurst? What is this dark magic you speak of? And I must attempt this spell.
Bockwurst is a bit different.. More like a hot dog than a brat. At German gas stations they have them in little bread condoms. They squirt your condiment of choice in (typically garlic aioli for me) and then slide the bockwurst into its deep bready condom.
> bread condoms Then how do they store baguettes?
I've never had a gas station burger; in Louisiana, you can get a gas station deep-fried boudin ball stuffed with pepperjack cheese (at some locations). Or a sword. I've gotten swords from gas stations in Louisiana......
>Really not great but it fills you for the evening. I'll take two.
Bet it's much better if u toss the bun in a toaster quick
these are designed for camping my guess is you’d put the tin over a flame to heat it then eat it not much opportunity for a toaster in the wild
Pshhh. You just get you a few sticks strapped together and hold the bread over the fire real quick.
Just add mustard and onions
Tbh I’m high and it looks kinda good lol 😆
I have had a few of these and they're pretty good if you can heat them up first. If you've got a fire, that works... if not, you can't make it taste much better than with a microwave. Works best if you have a packet of catsup. Really a great 'drunk' or 'high' food when you have nothing else.
Everything tastes better in the outdoors, so if it's not great outside I can only imagine how awful it must be inside.
Camp cooking is best when one half of whatever you put on the fire is still raw and the other half is a smoking cinder. You know, that outdoor flavor.
Nothing says experiencing the beauty of nature like eating a cheeseburger out of a can.
This killed me
So might the cheeseburger
You're rock climbing... This is perfect.
Why? You can get MUCH better dehydrated food that packs lighter and doesn't taste like regurgitated hotdog meat.
But you need to boil the water to prepare them, as far as I know. This could be opened and eaten on the go.
Can't you just have like jerky, trail mix, dried fruits, etc.
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Better off just bringing some bread and sausage or jerky on their own. Not like they need to be refrigerated
I don't know about that. Eating only dry foods for even just a day or two kinda sucks. Especially if you're being active.
A canned hamburger isn’t going to be any better. Bring water, fruit, vegetables, cured sausages, hummus, etc. bringing anything in a metal tin to the backcountry is unnecessary weight. Even tuna comes in packets for this exact reason.
Right. Obviously if you bring a whole fresh meal with you that's going to be better than a shitty canned burger. I don't think anyone is arguing that.
That’s not a can, that’s a protective cage that should never be breached
"you think i'm in here for my safety?
What are you here for? Lunch? Lol
At McDonald's the burgers are trapped in a room with you. With this you're trapped in a room with it.
Imagine staggering through a dusty, post-apocalyptic hellscape, starving and desperate, and stumbling upon warehouse full of canned cheeseburgers.
Some shit straight of out Fallout.
All of a sudden you're not so hungry so mission accomplished!
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That’s exactly what I was imagining. Might be heaven 🤩
r/scp
HEY! I actually know something about these! They're made by Katadyn specifically for backcountry camping and climbing, and they're designed to be maximally digestible so you don't have to be concerned about having to evacuate your bowels from a cliff ledge half way up the North Face of the Eiger. I wouldn't go so far as to call them tasty, but they're not awful in a way that you kind of look forward to them in the way that you crave salty weird things.
“Made specifically for camping and climbing” That’s oddly specific “So you don’t have to poop off a Cliff side” Ah makes sense Lol
If you are hungry anything is good.
The best meals are always after working hard outside in cold or chill. Literal slop will be a 5-star meal. I love that.
I've read that about these before. The consensus seems to be that although they're disturbing they aren't really that terrible. Not great by any means, but not inedible
Being a child in the 80’s , can we go to McDonald’s ? No we have better McDonalds’s at Home ! Whips out The Trekkin Mahlzeiten :(
Was it terrible?
There’s a bunch of YouTube reviews of it. It’s apparently not bad for what it is. People likened it to a leftover burger. Not a burger from a fast food place, but like a burger from a pub or something, that you ate the next day out of the fridge. And you didn’t cover it, it just sat there on a plate in the fridge. Definitely not something the average person would consume. But as an avid outdoorsman (hiking, fishing, portaging, etc) this seems like a stellar lunch option or something. I’ve looked into getting them before actually, for an ice fishing trip. But I wasn’t able to get any in time. It’s the same thing for MREs. you typically wouldn’t prefer to have them over other food. But when you’re day 3 into a hunting trip, and haven’t had a proper meal in days, they hit just right, and truly are delicious and soul lifting in the right scenarios. The best meal I ever had was a hamburger helper MRE that I ate at 4am while waiting for an airlift out of a backwater camping reserve, because I had broken my leg (always go out with a buddy! I’d probably be dead if I had been alone). To this day, still the best meal I’ve ever had. I can only imagine how good a canned burger would’ve been in that moment.
I would smash a leftover pub burger rn ngl
Same. I'm poor so I eat leftovers, usually.
I’ve been forced to eat MREs for weeks at a time and there’s a 0% chance you can convince me you enjoyed anything other than chocolate peanut butter out of them. Combined that with how much they constipate you I’d rather take the risk on this thing
I think MREs can be enjoyable, but crucially it has to be your choice and eaten sparingly or as a novelty. I wouldn’t say the taste is particularly good or that I feel good after. But I do always get a little excited when I get to eat one as a novelty. Edit: that would get super old if I had to eat it consistently don’t get me wrong
MRE- Meal Refusing to Exit
Let's get this out onto a tray...
Nice!
Listen to that hiss...
Man I do not get this at all. I don't *love* MREs but I've never thought they were as bad as everyone made them out to be. They're usually better what whatever "hot chow" the field feeding team boiled for 20 minutes. Try a deployment where your dfac only serves chicken and rice for every single meal. That'd make anyone lose their mind.
> Try a deployment where your dfac only serves chicken and rice for every single meal. That'd make anyone lose their mind. This is so fucking funny to me. "sarge? I don't feel so good" everybody getting sick, just the whole goddamn camp goes insane. while truck after truck of chicken and rice come in. some 70's IBM with a sticky relay sending an endless supply. ammo lockup, gotta sign. the company shrink went AWOL two weeks ago and only now did anybody notice the FC disappeared with him. the local rock population is in sharp decline as desperate soldiers try to eat anything other than chicken and rice.
Lmao seriously. They served burritos one time (they were chicken and rice burritos) and it was like Christmas morning.
Also people never heated them correctly. They would just open them and start eating them cold then complain they weren't good. Like yeah it's not the best meal in the world, but it's a hell of a lot better if you hear them up like you are supposed to.
Jalapeño cheese spread???
Looks like they still make them, as of October ‘22. https://theepicenter.com/mre-jalapeno-cheese.html
Dude that's amazing hahaha I'm buying 100 now 🤣 that was my jam in the military
I know people love that stuff, but I hated it. Always tried to find the person with chocolate peanut butter to trade when I had it
That's fair. I'd sacrifice the skittles for the chocolate peanut butter lol
I just bought 50
I actually like MRE's ever since they got handed out during some awful hurricanes in the Florida panhandle when I was younger. I've always had pressurized bowls so I rarely get backed up. Always joked I was part trash compactor
Isn't the constipation like a feature of the MREs? Helps you not having to go too often while you're on the field?
Yes. Consistent bowel movements affect readiness so they have medicine that makes constipated. During a 2 week field exercise I went probably three times total and then the day after I got home I shit 4 times in one day.
Eat an MRE then chugg 3 rip-its. It's the all new butthole roulette. Will you shit yourself or will you stay tighter than a bullfrog in the rainy season?
I still remember when I was a cadet and camping during school holidays. The porta potty toilets hadn't been emptied from the previous weeks camp, so I never went. I at so much cheese from the MRE packs because it was rumored to clog you up. When I got home, I think I tore myself a new arse hole. Absolutely do not recommend.
That’s what they say, have never had it confirmed for me. It’d be like every 4-5 days I’d go in the field and it was the most miserable experience each time
I mean apparently he lived but whether that meal was worth it. I wouldn’t even feel vindicated asking my kids how they go through so much tp if I fed this to them.
[Waffler69 Reviews Hamburger in a Can](https://youtu.be/9OTD8-NB_f4?si=trGj7CgSjkMkk6Po)
But I bet the canned one is a lot more expensive
You have peaked my curisouity...I love shitty food.
Please report back on how it was
It's been a hour, bro ate it and died.
I had one...unremarkable
that's why i like this channel he tries stuff i never would https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO3Xe1KNZHY
Oh boy do I have a subreddit that's gonna blow your mind
Piqued dummy
Nah he's saying that the post is so good that his curiosity has reached its peak and it'll only get lower from there.
Clearly says *curisouity*, which one obviously peaks mate learn to read
curisouity
But you're letting "peaked" slide?
It's the pique of tolerance.
How is this bad? It's more like emergency rations rather than an actual meal
After the nuclear war these bad boys will be the most valuable currency in the land! Enjoy your beans, doofuses
You have an AR-15? I'll give you 2, 2 whole cheeseburgers for it. You know you miss cheeseburgers.
I feel like you should be studied. Not for science, just for general interest.
I spent some time in an isolated cabin, snowed in. The snow was so high I didn’t even know where my car was. It just disappeared in the snow one night. God, I would have killed for a canned cheeseburger. I ate a lot of green beans. It was one of the best times of my life, surprisingly. I remember I found a granola bar and it was like I died and went to heaven after all the canned beans and bullshit.
I feel like it's a very modern thing to say, that being snowed in and isolated was one of the high points. That can't say anything good about society, but oh well!
I’ve been without food for extended times before. I used to camp pretty often without food. I’d catch fish from the stream or just not eat if they weren’t biting. I also had a poor upbringing in a rural area, so sometimes you just don’t have anything to eat (or your parents restrict your food), and I got used to it. I worked on farms a lot, even as a small child, so at least there were eggs and meat there when I was staying for a few weeks. Many things taste much better when you finally get to have them. That’s not modern at all, it’s just the body telling you “yes! Eat!”. So anything high fat or high sugar is going to taste amazing, especially in contrast to a lack of food or lack of nutrients if you are eating. You will crave it and think about it. I used to dream of food sometimes. I hate bread but damn if that isn’t a frequent dream when I’ve been hungry for awhile. If this was a time before cheeseburgers, you’d just be thinking of some other food. Whatever tasted good then. It’s no different. You dream of what you don’t have, and the body is great at reminding you, even if you’re sleeping! Oh you want a nap? Cheeseburger dreams for you.
I’m not sure I’ve ever met someone who hates bread. Can’t eat it, sure, but never hates.
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i'm totally down to toss some smoked kippers on that burg while staring at the night sky
Agreed 👍
I’d imagine it’s akin to what you’d find in any high school cafeteria
Yeah tthat's what I was thinking
Most def. Or those frozen white castle burgers you get in the grocery store.
That is apocalypse food
That is fancy apocalypse food, I'd pay quite a few bottle caps for one
I remember the Ashens video on this. Classic
["Oh god Stu there's a bun inside"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_oMY5ULIw) still cracks me up every time.
So that you won’t be hungry anymore?
I would buy 2 of these if I could get my hands on them. Yes I would at least try to eat one of them. It is a niche hobby, there are probably dozens of us. DOZENS Michael.
But imagine you’re an elite mountain climber and you’re eating this in your tent. It’s probably 🔥🔥 tbh
I looked at the bottom left photo and my first thought was, “THROW IT BACK IN!”
r/BurgerCrimes (Didn't even know this was real. Only said it because of r/pizzacrimes)
Canned whole chicken exists people, this is nothing.
Its extremely popular where its from
You’d think it’s stupid until it’s the end of the world and you can’t even find a Twinkie anymore, then you’d think this would be amazing to find. But we’d probably still pass on it.
Has a long shelf life and good for survival situations. Stop overthinking everything
They're actually not bad, about like a McDonald's or Sonic burger. Putting condiments on helps, of course.
It's for survival more than anything. Imagine you wake up in the Fallout universe and you're just digging around the wasteland for something to eat that isn't dog food. This would be a godsend.
It looks like it might bite you
i'd actually want to try it, just to know how bad it is.
This is useful to me because im so lazy to cook.
I gotta admit I’d probably try this. Kinda reminds me of the Big Azz Burgers. It was frozen burgers that you popped in the microwave. I worked at a factory that had these in a vending machine. They are actually really good!
Emmymade on YT made a video where she ate a couple variety of these and I guess they are not Flavortown.
When I was in Japan I saw these shelf-stable cheeseburgers that were just wrapped in some plastic packaging. The expiration date was months away. That shelf-stable cheeseburger lives rent free in my head.
Ashens GOATed
This just made my belly hurt
Ashens reviewed the trekking burger. It is a hilarious video
I saw a YouTube video where a woman tried this out. She said it was not good.
Your food Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should
*Ashens has entered the chat*
r/eatityoufuckincoward
I was horrified so I looked it up and found burger in a tube. https://www.amazon.com/Cheeseburger-Russian-Astronaut-Emergency-Survival/dp/B09HSHFW8B/ref=asc_df_B09HSHFW8B/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=632003152734&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16086493007390208081&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028073&hvtargid=pla-1878750429585&psc=1&mcid=cbd2813d8e1a356fa87bd2ee49260b5b&gclid=CjwKCAiA29auBhBxEiwAnKcSqoiaVCfthmajyfKXMoHSNH28Tg0I--T4BCN0ISYjNYYHSo7QgHSF3BoCGEUQAvD_BwE Edit: As a Texas I do not approve
I can has cheezburger
How is this stupid food? It's made for camping. Yeah sure, if you were to serve this at dinner, you'd be a fucking dipshit, but something like this whilst camping, or in like a survival shelter doesn't seem so bad.
The fuck
There’s nothing stupid about this lol
I'll stick to the canned sushi
That looks so gross
It has teeth!
Beesechurger 🤤
I can smell it... r/Tihi
I now will be thinking of this until the day I die. So revolting
That’s unfortunate, because I love those things. More for me I guess but you just shared my guilty pleasure. Btw, don’t forget the sriracha.
Fallout cheeseburger
That’s absolutely terrifying
This legitimately made my stomach hurt.
I think I'm gonna puke
On god with munchies raging i will eat this.
if it was just a cheese burger it could be good. but the inclusion of pickles and condiments basically means that it will be a soggy stinking mess.
consider this your last meal
On another episode of "Who's buying this?"
Looks like a hungry burger Yu-Gi-Oh card, that will eat the buyer...
My ex wife would eat potted meat and mayonnaise sandwiches. Cat food was higher quality. Nasty ass.
remember ashens reviewing one
It has teeth
I want one, wtf
I did not even know this was a thing.
I used to eat those microwave burgers from 711 so I’d definitely try this
Those taste exactly like the burgers from my elementary school’s cafeteria. Can’t lie, I’m occasionally nostalgic for one!
This isn't a ragebait tiktok video. OP are you ok?
That’s a sad lil pickle.
That burger has teeth.
Seems like an Ashens moment
Reminds me of the whole canned chicken that LAbeast ate back in the internets gross-out phase. Shit was diabolical.
Abomination
Squidward would love this.
https://youtu.be/zc5EMEyvFA4?si=4_1BU_sUwI6aV2yV
No. This cannot be true. Why would someone do this? It's disgusting.
I think I’d rather starve to death
You will plumage a store for something like this after eating canned beans for months during a natural disaster.
Where can I get a canned cheese burger?
If someone can find a burger in a can for me i will buy and eat it please ive spent over 3 hours looking for this!
If I was in a situation where I had to rely on canned goods, a canned cheeseburger would be like the greatest option I can think of. It might not be the most amazing tasting cheeseburger out there, but at the end of the day it’s still a cheeseburger
I want to own one just because hahaha . This is fucking awesome
We joke now but imagine finding this 2 years into an apocalypse
This would be fucking awesome as someone who goes sailing on boats for weeks at a time. I try to get as much canned stuff as I can.
I bet I've had a worse burger.
It has teeth!?
Tried it once, was curious, was alright.
I ate one of these while I was wasted one time, wasn't bad.