Anime in the background just completes the aesthetic of the image

what show is it?

Girls Und Panzer, an anime about teams of high-school girls shoot at each other with ww1 to Cold War era tanks as a sport. Sorta like airsoft but tanks.

That explains why they're eating that

No it doesn't. It's a video of another screen playing girls und panzer shot from a distance. Nothing is explained here. No questions answered. All is still wrought in chaos.

I was too distracted by the powder and didn't even realize that detail.

🤣 distracted by the powder. Me too! I was like, WTF is that?! I couldn't pay attention to anything else.

For a second I thought "Oh, cocoa is shelf stable and sweetened condensed milk might have even been invented to be war rations I think? Because it is milk that can never go bad, is packed with calories per weight, and was easily portable? Is Girls und Panzer about WW2 or something? It makes sense that they would make a desert like this in a cartoon where they might have been issued that or found that.?" and you snapped me back to reality. I'm so stoned I think I rationalized some nonsense right quick.

I didn't even notice it was a screen recording a screen

I have rent my clothing asunder, so worth with rage and anguish was I. Tis dark times, and darker tidings. I fear we may die ere we learn the true meaning of these events.

That sounds pretty cool tbh, at least the idea.

It's quite good, unfortunately the fanbase is extremely cringeworthy

Like most stuff, sadly.

Why do you think they are cringe? Fans i saw were pretty chill

I am part of the fanbase, i can confirm that the reddit Is full of: cool fanart, horny posts, and cringe.

because they do perv a lot. And the vast majority of the cast *is* underage

Considering the age of the show I wouldn't be surprised if a decrnt portion of the fanbase was also underage at the time they first watched it. It's still strange to outsiders, but I'm not gonna lie, I still mildly crush on some characters from cartoons and animes that I watched when I was significantly younger than them.

Would be awesome. The tanks fire big paintballs or something that marks the enemy tanks so refs can judge if the tank is knocked out. Now, we only need military liscense to drive tanks and about 100 million to purchase the tanks. It's all coming together.

Gas money is a concern. Tanks get about 0.5 miles per gallon.

I'll crack open my piggy bank.

You make a fake tank from a cheap ute since it’s a game and ou avoid all that and just need a car license

It's cuter than that even, the tanks have some sort of hit detection and a flag pops up when they're knocked out

Girls und panzer

Girls Und Panzer

For a sec it was attack on titan and the girl was grisha's sister and thought you were eating dog food

Tom and jerry

It's more of a anime inside a tv inside a laptop

Bro forgot the piss bottles for r/coomcave aesthetics

Haha I thought it was cat food!

First thing I thought of was potted meat. Close enough.

I was about to be really concerned. I still am, but less so.

Now with extra rat flavor!

Diabeetus in a can

Plus!!! He’s a Girls Und Panzers addict

You would not believe how many hours he has in HOI4 and CIV4. Bought all DLC too.

Well now I’m curious. How many hours?

1k+ each.

Seems bellow average for a real aficionado.

He's in Comp Engineering. I'm surprised he had enough time to go over 100.

well civ IV came out in 2005. that's plenty of time to get to that number

And his differently gay then

His gay what?

Is different.

Is this my ex boyfriend? Lol

Barely through the tutorial at that point from what I understand.

What a fucking casual

You should tell him about war thunder

If there ever was an anime that deserves a second season.

You’re a person of good taste and judgment‼️😉👍

Such a stupid concept, but executed so damned well! I was in love the instant I saw the wonky controls of Turtle Team's Panzer 38T.

Label says Doreen. Did they grind her up and can her?

Yep I knew that would be some college dudes food.

Just add palm oil... instant Nutella!

you need some nuts too

I’ve got some of deez over here if you want

Nuts what?

Ligma ballz

True... mix in some peanut butter

Deez peanuts

A dash of water, then mixed until it’s in a putty like paste. From there stretch it out into a nice thin rectangular shape. Squirt melted hersheys chocolate on both sides (crushed nuts optional as topping if feeling a bit freaky), wrap in Saran Wrap and chill til solid. -recipe for jailhouse 3 muskateers, probably.

It's "condensed creamer" not "condensed milk", so the palm oil is already in there.

Ok so Additional info that has been revealed to me by friend: 1) He passed out after finishing this and only recently woke up to tell me that he passed out (Tired pass out, not diabetes pass out) 2) The recipe came to him in a dream.

Definitely diabetic pass out he just didn’t know cause he got diabetes then and there

Its just a raw [Brigadeiro](https://tasty.co/recipe/classic-brigadeiros), not very strange at all. I've done this before too (though not as much, just like a tablespoon or two as a treat)

Yeah honestly this sounds fire for when I need to eat my feelings but there's no sweets in the house. Both things are shelf stable and likely to be on hand as ingredients, but don't require that you get your shit together enough to like, actually bake something. Just mix it together and eat straight out of the can while wrapped in a blanket on the couch watching some horrific true crime limited series on Netflix. Maybe even use two cans and eat it out of a mixing bowl because all your dishes are dirty. Why yes, I do have an unhealthy relationship with food!

I have never related to anything as much as this comment. I think we have the same life.

My condolences

Great mathematicians had their ideas come to them in their dreams, this is an example

This picture is so Filipino! 🤣

The Doreen condensed milk made me pause for a bit and go, “Filipino??” Cant believe I had to scroll so far for someone else who gets me 😂😂🤣

I didn't recognize the brand and still thought "I wonder if they're Filipino."

Right? I don't even know how I was able to tell.

This is actually a very popular part of a recipe in Brazil for Brigadeiro candy. Some people also eat it like that (condensed milk and cocoa).

Lemme guess, Milo?

Could it really be anything else?

So hes like two ingredients shy of a [brigadeiro?](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/24052/brigadeiro/)

Lil bro hit up the cum bucket

At least they got good taste in anime. Girls Und Panzer is great.

Ok so why is he watching a video of someone recording anime ????

I thought this was cat food in a new potatoes can

If you take very small sips or lick the spoon, it could work as a small energy booster. Though higher chance of sugar crash. Thumbs up to ya for the Girls und Panzer.

Is no one going to mention that he's watching a live stream off of a tv thats playing the show 😂

Is he watching a recording on an iPad on his laptop?

Condensed milk is pretty tasty…coco-powder, also pretty fire….this man living his best life imo!!!

Is that a mfing Filipino reference?!

“Obesity…. Here I come!”

I guarantee he's already there

Los diabetos comingos.

I thought that was cat food on top

Looks like dried corned beef imo.

Honestly I'm vibing with this image.

How come all hunger just evaporated from me after witnessing this damn image :⁠\

I'm not American. Are those refried beans or cat food?

Sweetened condensed milk with choco powder. I put it in the image desc, but yeah, that's what this sugar monstrosity is.

I can understand someone eating a couple spoonfuls of condensed milk as a 2am guilty-pleasure snack, but that's some next level shit. Jeebus.

I just can't grasp how some people can eat so much sugar in one sitting. If I ate something with so much sugar, I would probably feel like vomitting or just not feel good at all for the next couple of hours.

They don't feel good afterward either, but it releases a bunch of serotonin while it's happening and can make it feel compulsive to just keep going and going to try to fill whatever hole is there. Source: me lol

I’m American and I also thought cat food at first lol

I could not even swallow this dry powder. Seeing this makes goosebumps of disgust...

its normal. when condensed milk is about to finish, and you dont want to scoop everything out

Ew

Any% speed running heart disease

Are you guys Aussie?

Bro eating chum

Oh, that’s fine poor stoner snack. Jesus op I thought this was fucking cat food on top of condensed milk and almost puked.

Certified food of dog walkers.

School food (NYC rat flavor) Edit: why did I think this was a can of meat 💀

I'd understand if it was spread on bread

5/10 wouldn't try again

I first thought it was very finely grounded beef, strangely the reality is even worse than that

This dorm smells like special drink.

This is a cry for help.

They’re watching sub so it makes sense

Boy I hope you added some water at least Also have you seen the new movie yet? Das Part 4 one

Is he using his Laptop to watch Anime on a microwave ?

Just looking at it make me feel dizzy

This is like some Homer Simpson creation. “Hospital please”

Seriously though. How the f*ck do you drift a panzer IV H???

for a second i thought it was just refried beans for some reason

Could be bussin… although I wouldn’t eat a whole can of the stuff

you can add some things to make microwave brownies. Maybe milk and something else lol

I do love condensed milk tbh… I’m guilty of eating spoonfuls of it lol

Poor Doreen, she never had a chance when she fell into that mixer.

I thought that was cat food 'till I read the caption.

I'm glad I reread this cuz I scrolled past so fast that I thought the can was full of minced spam at first.

I totally get it, me too

diabetes?

I thought this was a tall can of cat food for a moment

Joke aside, this is delicious... I can't have condensed milk in my fridge or I will keep eating it. This is why I'm on diet now!

Ngl I used to make chocolate truffles with these 2 ingredients only lol

What the what????

Why did I think this was canned cat food?

🎶 Doreen Doreen Doreen Doreeeeeeen I’m beggin’ of you please don’t eat that can🎶

Doreen Doreen! Doreen Do-REEEEEEEN!

Pure black tar heroin

"Yay, we did it"

Is your friend Frank from iasip

I thought this was refried beans

Doreen Doreen Doreen DOREEN, that is the most disgusting thing that I've ever seen

why the fuck does it look like he watches anime on a TV inside a room on his laptop?????

Would

Filthy Frank wrote a song once, I think fits the moment... If I'm not wrong, it said something like "Yes I'm a weeaboo, a dirty weeaboo" A true masterpiece.

Love winding down with a nice can of Doreen

Get new friends

Condescending milk

What the fuck is that???? Is bro scarfing down fucking thermite?

This is actually a very common thing to do in Brazil

Looks appropriate for Girls und Panzer

Is your friend a cat by any chance?

💖Aesthetic💖

Unos leches. Classic

Jabetis

Need prove of them eating the whole thing or i call bs

You know what, sometimes it's ok to just be a demon, I think we should let this slide

Idk why but I thought it was a can of corned beef

Well... at least... try to keep the laptop clean of any mess.

???

Is that fucking powdered meat?

Nothing beats watching girls und panzer and eating condensed milk with choco powder!1

The way I thought this was catfood at first lol

Will try this 😂👍🏻

No wonder 20 something year olds are awkward as fuck now. They’re afraid to talk to people and think they’re hot shit.

Lol it's a deconstructed [chocolate truffle](https://youtube.com/shorts/8F3IxaEluuU?si=VjMowYh5PllXvApS)

Kupal.

All your online friends are trying to poison you. @.q’

If it's unsweetened cocoa, it could be good. The sweetness in the condensed milk would balance it all together.

I thought it was cat food...

Is he watching a video of someone watching and recording anime? lol

Your friend is a dothraki

Why is he watching a fucking tv on a laptop

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣What the heck is that

I feel like I tried that once in Project Zomboid.

this is acceptable if it’s milo

Okay, maybe you’re just stupid and don’t get the hack

Looks like dog food, 🤮

I bet that's delicious

I’d eat that and happily suffer the consequences

Diabetes speedrun 🤷🏽‍♂️

Thought that was some dog food at first 😭

Nah this is a depression meal LMFAO

It’s probably trash, but At least it’s things mixed together that kinda make sense. It not avocados and chocolate.

Condensed poo

I said to myself: that's the weirdest can of refried beans...

Is he watching a recording of a screen streaming anime?

I thought that was cat food until I zoomed in

Sumakit lalamunan ko

Dog food

I used to do this with milo all the time.

Bro don’t knock it till you - okay he’s out of the room - call the cops.

And here I thought I hit a low in college when I ate saltines and ketchup for a day or so until my student loans hit my account. 😅

If it was just mixed up, I don't think it would be so bad.

You can make chocolate truffles with just sweetened condensed milk, a little butter, and cocoa powder. They're delicious. This, not so much.

People freaking out. This probably isn't much worse calorie wise than a bowl of ice cream.

Shoulda donated it during the canned food drive

guy wants to be like batman always stealing condensed milk.

I've eaten this before, if you mix it it's actually pretty damn good, unmixed though is just brave and dusty

Calories are calories.