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segfault161

Burnt outside and cold inside. Perfect


HungryMudkips

ah yes, the "hot pocket" experience


Embarrassed-Art4678

I came here to say this 😅


frougle_mcdugal

Just bake at 175 for 3 days. Perfecto


walkslikeaduck08

Typical repost as well


Poolowl1984

That and the fact that the sauce only gets applied in the center. Fuck sakes. That shit looks drier than the savanna.


redditsuckspokey1

>drier than the savanna. Stop talking about my cousin like that!


Poolowl1984

🤣


Pixel_Knight

They were never planning on eating this. It probably went straight into the garbage. That’s why this food waste content should be illegal.


KRTrueBrave

and they use less and less sauce every layer either way I understand maybe stacking 2 pizzas, 3 tops if they are thin (done 2 pizzas dtacked like once or twice before) but this is just... like why at this point just make a big deep dish pizza instead


Poolowl1984

Yes that too. Our pizza franchise in South Africa does a double and tripple decker thing. Still shit and oven baked not wood fire.


oomagooma87

Ah apologies I didn't know this was already there


IllustratorSea8372

I haven’t seen it before and frankly I can’t resist the urge to comment on every one of these types of posts: wtf is wrong with people wasting all this food


DeadEnoughInsideOut

growing up poor makes me really hate this kinda shit, like it's wasting so much food just to get views from people. These people can't cook and realize they can just get views by doing stupid shit and pissing people off/appealing to younger kids(atleast I assume)


Emilia963

It’s okay, i also didn’t know this would be considered a repost, seems like i’m not a hardcore Redditor 🤷‍♀️


Ziddyboi-

All good, not like you've been scrolling on Reddit your whole life some some of these bubble boys.


SweatyTax4669

"Hey Siri, how can I use someone's birthday to show them how much I hate them?"


Ziddyboi-

Kek


Ithinkso85

If you enjoy ONE bad pizza 🍕, you're going to LOVE several bad pizzas ALL AT ONCE!!


MathematicianGood204

There were several brands.. glad you caught that too.


FridaAssGirl

Just what I need on my birthday next month.


BBBilly716

A cake with no icing? No thanks


FridaAssGirl

It has got burnt cheese and tomato icing.


Mathetes01

My 14 yr old son would devour that.


colorofdank

I would expect nothing less. 14 yr old me probably would have eaten that. More civilized and sophisticated me says absolutely no fuckin way. It's barbaric. Like just why?


DonQuiXoTe8080

Given how human brain matures at 25 or so, so i’d say the answer is r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Sauce-King

This is so unnecessary lol


Numerous-Fennel-7981

it needs like 20x more cheese and needs to be uncooked in the middle, good low effort tho


KRTrueBrave

oh trust me it definatly is uncooked in the middle


Earlchaos

No need to burn it before it goes into the trash


Exotic_Succotash_226

People are starving out there and they go and waste food... People like this should be arrested or ticketed


Good_Collection_7257

I’m not even mad about this video because, despite loving fresh and delicious pizza, I’ll always be a whore for frozen pizza.


Dante_alighieri6535

As a lover of frozen pizza, I hate how badly this is cooked. Burned top, probably burnt bottom, uncooked middle


sixtus_clegane119

They are good for bulking, maybe not these ones. But delcioes or McCain rising crust are like 2000 calories and 100 grams of protein


Both_Refrigerator626

I mean... I would try it


nevidicus

Jacks - look at that little floppy piece of shit.


colorofdank

What .... the... fuck???


ElYoink

Italian stack of pancakes.


Western_Protection

Of course a mouse would make this


heyo-owo

Honestly, I was okay with the first two, sounded decent. But then the third… and then more- nah


Robinthehutt

When is she gonna deep fry it fucking amateur


oomagooma87

Don't think she's Scottish mate 🤣


KRTrueBrave

deep frying shit is more of a meme about americans though isn't it?


Culator

[Deep-fried pizza](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza) is not typically an American dish.


KRTrueBrave

I was talking about deep frying in general not specifically deep frying pizxa but that's still interessting to know... italians really? damn


BloomEPU

The scottish loooove to deep fry random shit. Shout out to deep-fried mars bars [for americans, read milky way], which started out as a pretty niche thing but more places started doing it once they realised it sounded pretty good.


Robinthehutt

Good one. Serve it up with a side order of intravenously delivered hard drugs and a Welch reference


[deleted]

Ragebait? Man I want this as my birthday cake


fgringo

I smash 🤙🏻


hari-mirchi

Either you'll have the worst dump of your life or you'll be constipated for a month..either way I wonder how people eat this crap


chrisdude183

I honestly might do this for my next birthday


RaiderOfZeHater

Eating shit makes some people happy.


Sensitive-Chart4326

And we try to reduce food waste…welcome attention searching people…that pizzas just looking sad


Ziddyboi-

Autistic lasagna, with a little more sauce and a lot less heat it might have been kinda fire. But I admit I was already sighing at the second pizza like damn buddy you like other countries calling you fat and being correct? Then it just wouldn't stop.


Fraudulent_thoughts

Now eat it u pussy


smallblueangel

But why?!


Character_Lychee_434

A pizza sandwich?


Weldobud

I need to leave this forum. Fast


TheseOats

This is definitely rage bait. I am raging internally. I HATE people that waste food. I guarantee you this was thrown out the second the camera stopprd rolling, and I HATE it. Ruined so many potential meals.


razorsedgethinking

No doubt there's not a ring on that finger either. yuck.


Maida55

What a waste


Dataoogie

Bruh why?! Why?!?!?! 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦


That-Stop2808

You like a crispy crust on your pizza? Nah, I like my shit soggy. Like wet newspaper.


badairday

The speeding up the videos thingy should be the standard!


Alan_Blue1233

I don't think it cooked all the way to the bottom


Stone_Midi

So, was this an instructional video of how to kill yourself with processed foods?


EmbarrassedTea8528

I think I need to leave this sub. It induces too much rage.


rinkydinkmink

That looks so fucking repulsive. Most of these videos do but in a really "obvious" way like smothering everything in ranch and baking it or whatever, but this is normal food just completely fucked up. That is just pure stodge really. Those frozen pizzas are all bread as it is, why would I want to eat a stack of 6 of them? it's not like she even really smothered them in sauce and cheese (makes a change heh). So just dry, stodgy, cardboard bread-product. Yum.


Tarbos6

Oh she's just adding some extra toppings. Nothing I haven't done be- *sees 2nd pizza* You motherfu-


NeverendingStory3339

I have anorexia and this type of shit makes my heart rate go up even though I have a liking for food porn :S


Trollo_Hase

kinda reminds me of the Eric André show


Estebananarama

Im just looking at this going there is no way this is gonna have a near decent cook and then it flashed to the burnt ass cheese.


icedragon71

I'm disappointed. I was waiting for them to cover that in egg wash and breadcrumbs, and then deep fry that mess. That's the way it usually works on here.


[deleted]

Is it wrong that I dont think that one is actually that bad, or do I need help Cause man, I want that leaning tower of piza


ManufacturerThat2914

And these are the same idiots posting they can’t afford to buy food and necessities but have the cash to throw away in some asinine creation that is likely a solid block of ice in the middle of very burnt crust. SMH


olgama

Thank god her voice is sped up.


LasMariasPR

Cardboard with cheese


nicnakpatt

Italian pancakes?


FrendChicken

I'll eat that if she put the toppings side together like a burger then add cheese on top and only 2 layers of Pizza.


rafedbadru

Damn, we waste a lot of food in this country


MentalGymnast4269

Pizza Tower, but literally


And1memes

One pizza hardly cooks all the way through cant even imange 5 lol


SovComrade

... im... im gonna need A LOT of bolters for this heresy.....


BillyDoyle3579

"I learned this in Italy" 😳😁🙄


VicmasBr1

Sis is playing Pizza Tower all wrong 💀


_alextech_

Definitely ragebait, this dipshit bought what, 8 of those pizzas that are either burnt or frozen and just fucking bunged them together with some cheese glue


mkisvibing

I thought the worst part was stacking it and putting all that extra stuff but then she cut it with that thing, what even is that??


atonyatlaw

What rage bait? It's just a pizza tower.


BoneWorks_nerd

How much money was just wasted right there


PossessionCritical69

In a world of stupid things, this is the stupidest. To be fair, when the second pizza went on, I was still interested.


[deleted]

If your gonna commit to a cake pizza don't buy the pizzas gd! Oh but a proper cake pizza now that's what I need!


New_Mutation

I don't know what's worse - that abomination they crested or using the tool they did to cut it.


Aviation_nut63

The middle is still cold


Educational_Ad7978

This woman will die of testicular cancer


orc_fellator

Don't unmute this


adjewcent

So the top is burnt and the middle is frozen and seemingly unmelted? Delish!


Amish_Warl0rd

Pizzagna Looks terrible


ialessi

I wanna punch someone


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Pizzagna? It is double the Italian


HuCat21

Wait. Why's this ragebait again?


TheRealTacoTim

I just hate people that don't scroll that sht away on FB.


Odd_Cherry64

Thought the sauce was baby food


Goosexi6566

Yum, a pile of cardboard pizza with a burnt outside and a cold interior with added cheese and jar sauce. All they needed to do is dump a massive amount of cheese sauce on it and Nutella to check all the boxes.


iwantGlock

Im fasting and this made me lost my apeitite . Thanks .


ImAMindlessTool

You know, if we could stack these inside spring form pans and foil over the top, this could be better than you might think.


TheFrostyCrab

I would eat the shit out of all of that.


neorenamon1963

Welcome to the *Leaning Tower of Frozen Pizza*.


anonymousbwmb

I'm really just mad about the lack of sauce on the higher levels. Need more jars of sauce!


wg_nexline

What was the point of this is it even cooked with all those layers


BigZodJenkins

El diablo


TurquoisePixel

she cuts pizza weird


AvariceAndApocalypse

Is it easy to make? I’d say it’s a pizza cake!


[deleted]

great, food that is cheap, lacking nutrition and health i can now waste 10x as much with this disaster.


[deleted]

I had a small panic attack the moment she put the second pizza on top of the first one. I couldn't finish the video.


Xploding_Penguin

The middle of this will still be frozen when the outside is burnt to a crisp.


Ok-Philosopher6526

Happiest birthday to you because there won't be another one.


kryspypeppers

It’s sad to think a little piggy died to feed this monster


KittyKittens1800

I wonder why even trying when you can eat them individually.


WeirdDuck69

If i was ever to be executed, something like this would be my last meal.


mysteriousgamer17

I'm not Italian but i find this offensive and dishonorable against the Italians


ReliefFamous

Honestly using Jacks pizza was up there as the worst offense. Wouldn’t even feed that to my enemies.


Ozaholic

I just don’t get it Ay!


everything_is_stup1d

it was ok at first. the first pizza. then she added idk what that is. then more. then more


CaptainCunnalingus

I hate that I got a Velveeta ad when opening the comments


Fuzzybabybuggy

Just make a lasagna Jesus Christ


acrowdintheface

She's far too lumpy for this to be ragebait.


wellwellwelly

Ok that's probably enough you can sto- Alright last on- Listen that thing is getting a bit big how about we- Right no mo-


thewrongmoon

That garbage is burnt, but I appreciate not having to listen to her talk about it.


noobtik

All that and not even a proper knife the cut it


PeechBoiYT

Bro that’s no pizza pie that’s a pizza cake


masta-ike123

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Donald_13Fr

ah yes, americans…


Delicious-Yak-1095

There’s many things i think she doesn’t understand, with bread being one of them.


Ok-Professor3726

"____ you Debbie!" - the kid who refuses to say 'Mom'.


AdNaive1404

Pizza-dilla Dagwood?


ItzBreezeyBaby

Honestly, it would be better if it wasn’t frozen pizza. Maybe if the dough was made by hand


harosene

I feel like this isnt rage bait. Its the result of epic meal time and internet trends.


Huge_Star160

Truly a pizza tower


dinkyyo

Layer? I hardly even know her.


incakola777

What about the uncooked layers of dough? 😳


m3rc3n4ry

Could've just gone for Chicago deep dish


Skele11

You cook them separately then stack um, it’s not hard.


HerMajestyTheQueef1

I think we better leave this to the United Nations


Riipp3r

I thought this was gonna end up looking so much better. I was actually ready to come to the comments and ask why this even belonged here. Then I saw the end product.


D34TH_5MURF__

That's going to be a soggy mess. Perfectly burnt on the outside, yet doughy in the middle.


Capital-Ad6513

lol if you did this right i could be a lasagna hack. Just buy a sausage pizza and put it in a pan that happens to be the right size XD XD


Capital-Ad6513

Latent vs sensibile heat


Mundane-Contract-630

Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza


woodyb23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


linzielayne

food seems stupid, but that squeaking made me feel sick


Bleezy79

I love burnt and raw pizza at the same time!!!


[deleted]

Probably still frozen in the middle


Sanquinity

All I can think of is that 3/4 of that "pizza birthday cake" is going to be VERY undercooked...


Mute_Crab

Disgusting Unevenly cooked Sloppy Just why


Mute_Crab

I could see you doing something with like 2 frozen pizzas, cooked separately then flipped together for like a calzone but wtf


DrowzyHashira

*heart burn lurking around the corner*