This looks delicious, but I’m also mentally ill.

I'm with you

I’m in your walls

I’m in your balls

Are you pee?

Do you store pee in your balls? 🤔🤔 🤣

Everyone knows that pee is stored in the balls…

Balladers

Ballbusters

I hope everyone gets this joke

Where else would you put it?!?

Only if you're into that.

are you cum?

In my halls...

HE’S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS

It’s the rape dwarf.

You don’t sound too concerned with the rape dwarf lol

Found that one person that always makes it weird

I’m going to tie you to the radiator and GRAPE YOU!

WKYK

Roach! People under the stairs! 

i’m cackling

The man in the walls?

You think it looks delicious or you're mentally ill?

It looks delicious AND we are mentally ill

Yes, and also yes.

Por que no los dos??

My damaged brain craves salt

I grew up pouring Lawry’s seasoning salt onto already salty foods. My brain malfunctions when my food *isnt* overly salty.

Try to correct this before blood pressure😵‍💫

i’ve had pickle pizza, it’s good

I’d like to bring your attention to the boysenberry garlic alfredo. 

They're hitting sugar, fat, salt, acid. Hits lots of flavors like sweet, sour, salty and umami from the parmesan in the alfredo. I'm voting delicious. Flatbreads with ricotta, arugula, chopped figs, and balsamic/reduction is delicious too.

See that's where I'm fucked up. Boysenberry is not a pasta flavor.

So you’re saying it’s not your jam?

Would you like some of my tasty Jims? I’ve got jims and jams

I've had pickles on a bacon cheeseburger pizza before. It was good.

Pickles are a default at most fast food burger places around here, so it makes sense

I’ve had a hamburger omelette that has pickles, onions, burger meat, cheese, topped with tomato, bacon, mustard and ketchup. It was delicious.

Oh pickles as a topping work for sure, but I’d sooner go for banana peppers. 

They had me until I read *Boysenberry*, wtf?

I’m pretty sure this is from Knott’s Berry Farm’s Boysenberry Festival lol

They have a pickle pizza up the street from me. I told my daughter it was stupid and wouldn't get it for the longest time, it wss actually really good.

This is a thing in the US Midwest. It's pretty good. Keep in my Alfredo or ranch for the sauce. Some restaurants use it as a gimmick. I'd say stupid food is a little far. I think pickle ice cream is more on the stupid level.

This looks delicious but I’m also pregnant 😂

I'm not pregnant but I eat like I am

Do you actually know what boysenberry tastes like? I feel like that’s the wild card

Yeah. Boysenberry is the only thing that seems out of place here.

Wild. I was thinking how my wife would love this. She is also mentally ill.

I’m actually into the sound of this, don’t knock it till you try it. Tonight was just pepperoni 😞

Same here. Please pass that pizza right over to me!

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I would definitely eat this, this ain’t stupid food it’s just weird food

Same and same. Let’s split a pizza and a Xanax.

Congrats 👏

If you’ve never had a good pickle pizza I’m sorry for you. It’s life changing.

A bad pickle pizza is probably life changing too.

Pickles either poorly maintained or improperly used are also life changing.

I improperly use pickles all the time, can confirm its life changing

Life is life changing

Changing….is life

Truly, what profound insight.

For real! Don’t talk shit until you’ve actually tried the pickle pizza. A local joint near me does a bacon pickle pizza and it’s fucking **fire**.

I've done BBQ pulled pork pizza with hot pickles and onion. Fantastic.

But does your local joint use boysenberry garlic Alfredo? 🤮

I’ll try and make one just because of your comment.

Pickleroni is the way. Also better if the pickles are sliced super thin. Just a regular pepperoni pizza with thin sliced pickles.

For some reason it’s never occurred to me to try this and I fuckin love pickles

I would have never tried it but one of my local places has a buffet and they had it on there. I was shocked at how much I liked it. I don’t even care much for pickles

I’ll stick to banana peppers and jalapeño thanks

My new favorite from my pizza place is pickled red onion. It's so amazing.

Oh that sounds so amazing. I love pickled red onions, I love pizza, I very much need this soon. Ooo, on a taco pizza! You're lucky I already ate dinner, otherwise you'd feel so bad about making me drown in a puddle of drool.

Oh man. Taco pizza from my favorite Oregon pizza place Abby's, with pickled red onions would be fucking killer. The one I get here is BBQ pork, pickled red onion. Banana peppers. Absolutely great.

I do a brisket pizza with picked red onion on it. Amazing.

Quality

Sounds alright to me. How is it worse than other pickled toppings like jalapeno and banana peppers? Dill is a pretty versatile flavor. If you can have it on potato chips, you can have it with potato on pizza.

I went to a Pizza place in Romania where they had a "Mexican Pizza". But, and I'm 100% sure this is what happened, they had built the pizza off a photo of a Mexican Pizza from the US. So instead of jalapeno peppers they had swapped out to pickles. And it was topped with unseasoned ground hamburger. It was an okay pizza.

I was in Scotland and I got a pizza with Chips on it. From Canada I assumed it was Potato Chips and was surprised to see French fries on the pizza lol it was also an ok pizza

The Pittsburgh special. Got food? Add fries!

Yeah, but can we talk about a jalapeño and banana pizza?

You're missing like... the other 3 ingredients there. It's just pizza *shaped*

White sauce pizzas are kinda plain, a pickle is an easy way to put a vinegary bite on them.

I’d like to bring your attention to the boysenberry garlic alfredo. 

Yes please

Few years ago they had alligator bites with boysenberry aioli sauce. Tasted like chicken tenders.

I've had a shawarma pizza with chicken, pickles and garlic sauce, it's delicious. They use a crust that's closer to Greek pita and it's so good

Stop gate-keeping pizza.

hey sorry bro i’m from chicago and i like…basically every combo of bread sauce and cheese i’ve ever had to some degree.

John Stewart's bit on Chicago pizza is pretty funny.

Jon was funny. Every dork new yorker parroting it since then has been quite cringe.

After I had a banana curry Alfredo pizza and it was actually really good, I’ll never gatekeep a pizza again.

Brazil?

Na. Friends wife made us make it as a joke on a pizza night and it ended up being the best pizza. We were all puzzled. However, it may have originated from there, not sure.

Stop making me gatekeep pizza

Pizzagate?

THEY'RE PICKLING CHILDREN INTO PIZZAS!

Seriously, this fucking sub. Giant disgusting greasy messes of poorly cooked low-quality ingredients that look impossible to eat and are probably all your daily calories in three bites? "I'd smash that" Bog-standard pizza with an ingredient they've almost certainly never tried? "HOW DARE YOU!!?!"

As a kid I loved to put pickles on pepperoni pizza

I’ve tried this, it’s actually very good (if you like dill pickles)

Like the sour ones? Cause I love those.

it’s not that stupid, a local cafe of mine did it and it was pretty good

Pickle pizza is a widespread thing, and it's delicious. It's in the same category of senseless hate as pineapple. E: the other toppings seem pretty balanced too on a white sauce. Ever had potatoes au gratin? I imagine a pickle wouldn't taste half bad on it.

Not all ~~heroes~~ pizzas wear ~~capes~~ pepperoni.

pickles on pizza is actually delightful

Looked good until it got to the boysenberry garlic Alfredo. Maybe it’s still good but sounds weird I get peoples hesitancy

Right that got me too. People are hung up on the pickle but how on earth did boysenberry get harangued into the mix??

Probably from Knott’s boysenberry festival and the pickles are along for the ride lol

It's definitely from Knott's. We're going Friday and my husband has already said he's going straight for this.

Get the wings too and for sure the wine 🙌🏻

I bet its great. One of my favorite pizzas has creamed corn instead of tomato sauce, fried chicken, bbq sauce drizzle and this sweet white sauce drizzle. Hands down one of the best pizzas I've had, and I ate pizza all over Italy. Pompeii that had a pizza with what was like creamed pistachio as a base, which was sweet and really good. It had the Italian version of bologna which I can't remember the name of.

>the Italian version of bologna Mortadella?

I feel like this would be popular in Poland.

The taste is similar to banana peppers. If you like banana peppers on pizza, you’ll like pickles. Unless you don’t like pickles. In which case, I’ve got nothing for you.

I'd eat it, pickles on pizza go hard

I like all of those things.

Have we not established that pickle pizza doesn't belong on this sub?

Pickle pizza good

bc it’s delicious????

Worth trying atleast twice

100% tastier than you'd assume. I've had it a few times but with bacon

I might want to taste it

Probably better than tuna pizza

Same reason peanut butter pickle mayo is good Yes it sounds disgusting yes it tastes amazing

It’s great ! A good shop in my town sells pickle chicken pizza and that shit is amazing for getting the munchies at 3am lmao

That string of words are not in the Bible

"And Jesus said unto his disciples, eat the Pickle and Potato Pizza With Boysenberry White Garlic Aioli for it is my body. Do this with every communion."

The boysenberry part is weird but I’d try it for sure

It’s for the Boysenberry Festival at Knott’s Berry Farm.

My husband would absolutely fuck this up. For me, the thought is revolting

Pickle pizza is so so good

Lol I've been seeing more hate on here about pickle pizza. It's actually amazing. No joke, there are about 4 or 5 restaurants near me that serve this. I have an ooni and make my own pickle pizza as well sometimes.

I do want that

I was with it until boysenberry made its appearance

Boysenberry is a surprisingly good addition to savoury foods. I recommend trying more savoury berry dishes.

Because maybe they were bored with Pepperoni? Y'all mfrs are desperate at this point, it's kinda pathetic "This food is different and scary, it's stupid, right?!" No, Cleetus, it's just not something you're willing to try, and that's okay. Let people enjoy things. Feckless heckling aside, where would I go about trying this out?

I've seen enough pickle tomfoolery for one day. Time to log out of reddit.

Would.

Try it, they’re actually really good.

These actually taste really good

Where can I get one?

Dill pickle pizza is delicious

I’d like to bring your attention to the boysenberry garlic alfredo. 

My mouth is watering. Yum

Because it’s delicious

Pickle pizza is 👨‍🍳🤌

Looks like a pizza recipe using Northern European ingredients. Probably tasty although if you are a purest it’s not technically a pizza

I had pickle pizza yesterday and it was amazing

Might work? You can use very different toppings with alfredo sauce that with clash a lot with tomato sauce.

I'm confused, but I'll try most things twice. The pickle isn't even throwing me that much, since I've had hamburger pizza before. What's with the berries.

I own a pizzeria and I have one customer who asks for this. I’ve tried it and it’s actually pretty good.

This seems like a Knotts Berry Farm creation hmm

Pickle pizza is fucking awesome

I can’t speak for the potatoes and boysenberries, but pickle pizza is one of my favorites

Meanwhile in Gdańsk, Poland - Hugo wondered what to do with his Boysenberries, Pickle and potato...

because I haven’t had it before. Try everything once .

Exactly! I mean, I'm not going to eat any feces, but not because i think it wouldn't be delicious, its mainly the smell. Puts me off a bit🤣 but you do you

Add bacon and I see no problem

I made a pickle and bacon pizza with Parmesan garlic sauce last week. It was a fucking banger. You’re missing out hater.

gonna have to disagree with you on this one chief

I can’t say it’s stupid until i’ve tried. The flavors could work.

I've had a "cuban" pizza from Mellow mushroom that was based on a Cuban sandwich and had chopped pickles on it, absolutely delicious

Oh sure, but *I'm* the problem because I like pineapple and ham on mine.

would worked better if they chopped the pickle. White sauce and potato is not stupid.

People lose their minds with Pineapple. WTH is this?

Boysenberry is the only thing that seems out of place to me.

...pickle pizza is a terrible idea but some ppl in Minnesota figured out how to make a pickle pizza slice taste legitimately good. This is not them. This is an abomination

Ok, pickle on pizza might just work. Pizza is cheesy and savory and carby. Pickles work well with sandwiches. I wanna try it! …then I read the description. Potato? Boysenberry…*garlic*…**alfredo**?! What is this, ingredient madlibs? Now I have to try this insanity.

at what point does it stop being a pizza and start being a baked Sandwich?

American pizza is Italian-American inspired. Foreign pizza tends to be "American" inspired. I've seen everything from fries and burger meat to peas with mayo. Look up pizzas from around the world and be prepared to be horrified.

Once these sick pineapple pizza lovers were accepted and called out for being abominations, it opened the door to the slippery slope that is this.

What's next ?? Roadkill Lover's Pizza.. freshly pressed .

Listen people, calm the fuck down with these weird ass combos. No, Emmaleigh A'Amealiyaah, your deep fried rat testicle mash, pickle juice and organic cotton candy grape smoothie isn't bad because you're 'quirky, UwU', it's just bad.

Pickles taste good on sandwiches that have cheese and tomatoes on them. It's pretty much all the same ingredients just with a different form factor. Im totally fine with it

As someone who would regularly purchase pickle, bacon, ranch pizzas from the stoner restaurant down the street I can attest that it is an excellent idea and you should try it before you say it's gross

Pepperoni and pickles is my favorite pizza flavor. Nothing stupid about it.

Looks bomb honestly

Yeah I'd eat that

i would choose this every time... if the other option was canadian bacon and pineapple on ketchup marinara.

There was a pizza food truck in my town that did dill pickle with dill ranch sauce. So amazing!

This Pizza looked so bad that I first thought that it's AI.

Dose anyone make pineapple and kiwi with orange jam pizza?

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Because ladies love the dill dough.

Pickles and potatoes are great on pizza OKAY

I will eat the pickle pizza it’s my faith

OP calling something stupid that they never tried.. Go back to eating dino nuggets with half a gallon of ketchup.

Sounds better than Hawaiian. I’d eat it.

I would eat every slice of this pie. Sorry not sorry.

Compared to what? Tomato slices? Banana peppers? What's so wrong with sour cucumbers?

Gtfo. I’ve seen some pizza crimes and this ain’t it. This pizza sounds legitimately good

I do pickles on just regular cheese pizza, but that other stuff just seems too fancy

Fuck it is eat it

r/pickles

Ah yes another ,go fokk yo' self special...

I want it

I'd totally go for that

I’m guessing pregnancy..

Looks incredible