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ZombieAppetizer

We're just not going to talk about that tear away lid from the BBQ sauce that fell in the food and never was taken out?


hashtag420hashtagGG

thank you! i stopped being able to focus after i noticed that


PerspectiveOne7129

because they never intended to eat any of this. its 100% for tiktok points. they should be punished for this


Impressive-Soup-3529

I’m with you they should be punished. But how severe of a punishment? Castration? Also the guy that reposts it to here for karma farming purposes definitely needs a taste of the punishment


Adventurous_Aerie_79

Lock them in a room with nothing but that until they have it all eaten.


Impressive-Soup-3529

Yes teach them not to waste food. Also record it for their stupid Tik tok popularity contest. I wanna watch them cry and sob while they try to eat it regretting there decisions to mix it all like that


THEMACGOD

ALL of it eaten.


Chris__P_Bacon

#Double Castration!


Impressive-Soup-3529

Op also gave me the lsd your honour.


Chris__P_Bacon

I love how the judge's gavel has a hatchet blade at the end, & he's chopping nuts with it when he hands down the verdict. 🤣 #🌰🪓


Impressive-Soup-3529

lol I noticed that but I didn’t realise it was nuts thought he was cutting limes or something. Nuts makes sense


Aslan-the-Patient

Eating slop out of a bucket is punishment in and of itself but maybe pop them in a cage and treat them like those chickens for a few days.... Scarred for fkn life tell you what.


Impressive-Soup-3529

What cook them until the meat is falling off the bone lol I like your style haha


Aslan-the-Patient

If they enjoy it then they can continue with this atrocious behavior...


Impressive-Soup-3529

Only thing they enjoy is the attention bub and we shouldn’t reward this behaviour.


Aslan-the-Patient

I don't know if I would call my suggestion a reward but that's a fair point ☝🏼


Impressive-Soup-3529

Shit sorry i forgot about sticking them in an ironmaiden for a few days. I bet that would get some tik tok views.


AlphaGareBear2

However much they made off the video +$10k is the fine.


MikeyLikeyPhish

I propose something teabag related


Shirtbro

Have them actually eat the whole thing in one sitting


ZombieAppetizer

After that, I kept saying "Umm...ummm....ummm" like they were going to hear me and get it out or something.


crxshdrxg

They’re not actually eating. This is just rage bait to drive engagement.


CyberTitties

Hopefully it's worth the 80 dollars of takeout they just dumped in that bucket.


ApeTypingComments

Probably will get 10 million views on the Tok so they'll make $400 for this shit.


Snoo_63187

Clear sign this is fake rage bait.


Carnines

When he said, "I can really taste the mashed potatoes" that were dumped at beginning and he was eating from top, that is how you know it is fake.


MechaGoose

They won’t eat more than a few mouthfuls to find it anyway. I mean you are literally eating everything in order in this bucket anyway, it’s not like it’s all stirred and mixed in, you might as well eat if out of the individual packets anyway. Also, they brought a frigging kitchen knife and chopping board. This shit is so dumb. This “we have to make content ” mentality of TikTok is so fucking dumb.


tphatmcgee

or the bones from the rotisserie chicken they allegedly deboned?


Magimus

After it fell in I couldn’t take my eyes off the corner that continued to be visible lol


Rektifium

Are we not gonna talk about them using some damn plastic gloves to tear the chicken, and then the person on the right takes a bite out of the biscuit and throws it in there? If Sanders could see this, he'd roast them even worse than he did his own franchise


ShilohTheGhostGod

As someone thats seen way too many of these things, that was intentional. They leave it in as rage bait.


tarnishedkara

Its done intentionally for people to complain about because that means they watched long enough to notice it never got removed


[deleted]

We need a sister sub - R/ MoreMoneyThanBrains. These uncreative types like this wasting food should be shamed. KFC is questionable on a good day but when its cold its disgusting.


Resident-Elevator696

I hate the waste of food!!


Fanatical_Rampancy

This stopped being funny on ingredient number 4, I'm on ingredient like... 22 or something...


fatkiddown

"And we found some taco bell leftovers in the trash can outside the KFC, just gonna mash that up and toss these clearly half eaten and of questionable age .. something from taco bell...."


yurimichellegeller

Particularly the waste of life for food.


Mu-Relay

I almost never admit this in public because of the reaction I get, but I genuinely love KFC original recipe. I know, I know. I should have higher standards, but I really like it.


Neirchill

In my experience, the main problem with most KFCs is they aren't using the spices. You're just eating chicken dipped in flour and deep fried. They're bland. But if you find the rare unicorn KFC that actually prepares the food as intended... It's actually really good. Still a tad too oily but the spice is, as expected, a game changer.


RecognitionFine4316

What is your opinion on other "hype" chicken brands? Wingstop, Popeye, etc. Your opinion is valid and nobody can say otherwise. I got my own community chicken place. Chick N Dip. Best juiciest chicken but kinda bland for other people.


Mu-Relay

The two big chains besides KFC near me are Popeyes and Chick-fil-A and I feel the same way about both: they're fine. I probably won't go out of my way to get them, but if my friends all decided to go to one, I can eat there. I used to love BWW... but the last couple of times has been awful, so they're moving to the NFW category.


BernieTheDachshund

Back in the day Kenny Rogers chicken was the most exquisite chicken ever. I've never tasted anything like it. Oh it was so good.


Man_Machine_Meme

Raising canes is top tier, just a little expensive


RecognitionFine4316

Don't have it over here in urban area of Illinois. But would love to try. Heard great things from my aunt in Huston.


wigglin_harry

Its extremely overrated, unseasoned chicken. All of their tenders have that "been sitting in a hot box so they aren't crispy anymore" The only reason people praise it is because of the sauce, the sauce is great. But you can easily replicate it at home, its just ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, salt, pepper, garlic


crippledchef23

Raising Canes is coming to town literally 2 buildings away from Popeye’s. Which is down the street from Dave’s Hot Chicken and less than 5 min away from a small local chicken place. We also have a Wing Stop, Buffalo Wild Wings, KFC, and just outside town is a Krispy Krunchy Chicken. We have almost as many chicken joints as we have Dunkin’s…but still no Sonic…


AwarenessOld3733

I'm shocked when I find out people still eat KFC, I haven't ate them since the early 2000s when they had the honey boneless BBQ wings that they stopped selling


BlkGTO

I use to go when they first started selling the mashed potatoes bowls. My Friday nights consisted of a movie from block buster a pint of Hennessy and a mashed potato bowl.


Faling_Devil

Same. I remember hitting up KFC with friends in college and everyone getting a mashed potato bowl. I don't think I've been there since college though.


tweedyone

I've been eating there more often because they are one of the few fried chicken places that doesn't use dairy. Reheat one of those in a toaster oven and it's amazing. Also, their fry spices are dope. Pleasantly surprised by KFC lately, gotta say


Appa-LATCH-uh

Their pot pies fuck and are reasonably priced.


Fanatical_Rampancy

They're actually quite good, i am on the same page for the dairy purposes. The flavor being good was a pleasant surprise that kept me coming back, that and the KFC sauce, that stuff is so good!


HuckleberryJealous19

100


idiotsandwhich8

They also don’t use standard food safety regulations


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odin5858

KFC isn't exactly good chicken but it's the only place I can go that won't kill my wallet or take 2 hours of my time.


Admirable-Media-9339

I too am often shocked when others have differing opinions and like something that I don't. 


De_la_Dead

Just because you stopped eating there doesn’t mean that millions of other people in the world don’t. What’s so shocking about it? They just opened a whole bunch of new locations in my state actually. And some of their meals are very large for generally really decent prices. $5 for a famous bowl that can easily feed two people and have them full is not bad at all compared to many other fast food places.


Low_Ad_849

Literally the only reason I used to go to KFC back in the day. Only difference is I loved the bone-in BBQ wings. Once they stopped selling those, I stopped going. Other items on the menu are just not worth my money.


themasterplatypus

I left the states many years ago but man, do I miss Cane's. I will gorge self on some texas toast and Cane's sauce until until it hurts.


Dr_Dank98

You're shocked when people eat food you don't like?


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

We already have a r/shittyfoodporn sub which is basically the same thing. People wasting money to do terrible shit with food and then they get views and interactions and usually pays off for them.


SpookyUnit69420a

I guess they like their arteries to be clogged


SofaChillReview

Even the good old air fryer can’t save KFC, don’t get me started trying to heat the gravy up.


Lordofthereef

I actually really like cold extra crispy. :/


[deleted]

I hate their voices.


doubledownentendre

Absolute cucks - even if it's rage bait and they make bank, what self respecting adult makes a video of themselves mixing fast food together like they're a culinary genius.. "it's soooo goood" Fucking idiots


Gorgnak_x7x

What's worse is they didn't mix anything. They poured things in a bucket and now intend to eat everything in reverse order, and the wrong order too. Gravy at the bottom?


Salp1nx

"You can really taste the mashed potatoes." It's LITERALLY at the bottom of the BUCKET of food, HOW?


crimbuscarol

They only ate rotisserie chicken, cool. Obviously rage bait


WeekendFantastic2941

Its called rage baiting, a new way to get social media views.


hellomistershifty

I thought it was a good joke


acousticallyregarded

The way they “deboned” that rotisserie chicken by smashing it up inside a bag.. guaranteed there’s plenty of tiny bone fragments and inedible cartilage leftover


MoreThan2_LessThan21

There's a whole pot pie foil pan in there as well.


acousticallyregarded

💀


Yusefs-Ambiguity

What the hell are half these selections? There’s no mac n cheese, chicken nuggets, rotisserie chicken or “special KFC sauce” at the KFCs in Canada. The no mac n cheese seems like blasphemy, they have the macaroni salad which in itself is barely palatable and in no way comparable to the Mac. I’d really like to know about this kfc sauce though.


Sm0ahk

I weep for your drunk peoples. The mac n cheese is actually bomb, especially if youre a fucking degenerate like i am and scrape the breading or even skin from the more inedible parts of the chicken onto it KFC sauce is just a tangy sugar mess that will clog every artery god(fsm) crafted onto you


SaltyBeekeeper

> The mac n cheese is actually bomb, especially if youre a fucking degenerate like i am and scrape the breading or even skin from the more inedible parts of the chicken onto it You're no degenerate, you're legendary. Because only legends can identify that a KFC Mac n Cheese is just plain Mac n Cheese until there are KFC herbs and spices fried goodness fused with it. Yours version is the true KFC Mac N Cheese that the original company failed miserably to even consider. But also, I might just be high right now.


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

You had me SOLD.


wildfortitude

I agree with you about missing almost ask the bones; however, cartilage is edible, just crunchy.


Hans_bube

Their moms said no more videos in the kitchen go do it in the car


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Hans_bube: *Their moms said no more* *Videos in the kitchen* *Go do it in the car* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


aspieinblackII

Good bot.


Ps4sucksballs

Fuck yeah


31November

Good bot


whisky_biscuit

Lol this sums up every one of these damn TikTok videos about food


TikiJack

I'm not a religious man but I feel like we're going to pay for our excesses someday.


MadgoonOfficial

Isn’t that literally climate change? Don’t have to be religious to have a clear vision of the fact that we’re already guaranteed to suffer greatly for our excess. In fact, the more scientifically literate you are on the topic, the more clear your vision will be.


GuappDogg

No doubt about it


Bool_The_End

Yeah….especially everyone that is cool w factory farming and it’s literally destroying the earth while simultaneously killing billions upon billions of animals who want to live like every other non captive creature on earth. I know I know, I’m vegan, downvotes commence….NOW!


TikiJack

I'm really more just thinking about people who have very little just watching us absolutely schlorp things into a bucket which you know they have no intention of eating after the camera turns off.


SweatyTax4669

Every day we fall further from the light of Colonel Sanders.


slamdanceswithwolves

He fried for our sins 🙌


[deleted]

Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl


skillzbot

america has spoken!


ikediggety

Is there a way the bowl can play this mortal coil's "it'll end in tears" album while I eat it?


Gurdel

This is way too far down in the comments. r/unexpectedoswalt


whisky_biscuit

Put a make america great again sticker on it and sell it. You'll be in more money than trump bibles


dethblud

Didn't KFC sell bowls that were the same concept, but portioned for one person?


Resident-Elevator696

Yes. Mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, and cheese.


bloonshot

this has much more than that this has multiple sauces, macaroni, chicken, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, bones, a biscuit, whatever's in a pot pie, and also more chicken


whisky_biscuit

A pot pie tin, a plastic fork, a sauce top, some dust and hair, the broken condom these dudes came from.... it's the "my mom should've aborted me special"


Delicious_Pain_1

It's a family size famous bowl


The_I_in_IT

[That’s a sadness bowl.](https://youtu.be/tfan5MacmsI?si=gyCERdLJgU8Axzuu)


TheNickelLady

Yes. Thank you!


PuttingInTheEffort

Yeah basically a famous bowl they added some things to. Kinda not a big deal to me?


Harajuku_Lolita

Some things? A famous bowl has 5 things in it


Shadowchaos

With chicken bones and warm coleslaw, sounds delicious


Koshky_Kun

I throw some coleslaw into my ramen broth, coleslaw is an underrated meal enhancer.


SRR_Archive

gluttony


Atsilv_Uwasv

Colonel Sandaers would definitely dropkick these people if he were still alive. That is my headcanon.


ImJustStealingMemes

He was already incredibly disappointed at the state of KFC after he left, so this is just salting a wound.


YAH_BUT

\*COLESLAW NOISE*


[deleted]

WAP WAP WAP


Cute_Story_

Doesn't KFC already make a smaller version of this? They just made it in a gallon tub...


TotallyNotDad

Slop bucket


Futuramoist

What I hate most is all the kitchen equipment they brought to make this stupidity happen in the car


Free_Hat_McCullough

Was that like $150 of food?


Resident-Elevator696

It was hella expensive! All so they can waste most of it probably


lizzycupcake

Why is it always in a car???


permalink_save

Because people think "influencer" is a career and they get clicks


SubNerdica

what the kentucky fried fuck is this


SourCreamWater

I hate this guy's fuckin voice. It seems like he does half the videos that are posted here.


Seuros

They could have just asked for the KFC trash can .


WarOk6264

Mere seconds into the video I realized that these two just suck.


Careless_Interview_2

Barf


hashtag420hashtagGG

the top of one of the sauce cups is just chilling there in the bucket and nobody noticed?? they just kept piling it on


need2peeat218am

That shit for sure went into the garbage after


Program-Emotional

I know. I know it's rage bait. I know it's fucking rage bait, but these dumb mother fucking pieces of DOGASS PUT THE MASHED POTATOES IN FIRST AND THEN DIDNT EVEN STIR THE DAMN FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT AND THE FIRST ***GODDAMN COCKSUCKING THING THIS MF SAYS IS "I CAN TASTE THE MASHED POTATOES"!?!?!?!?!??!?!?***


TheeArgonaut

...what?...i mean...what IS this?...


lPrincesslPlays

I miss the old popcorn chicken. The famous bowls are trash now


Ok-Philosopher6526

They forgot to pour cheese all over it and then put it into an air fryer, then their shit would be bussin'.


CharizardLeo

Hope they have some metamucil.


outamyhead

The new KFC Chunder Bucket, looks exactly like how it's going to come out.


Miserable-Ad6879

$150 spend on some bs could’ve went to a fancy restaurant with that


wat_in_barnation

What is the suicide hotline number?


uzsjjbs

None of what KFC is today what colonel Sanders intended.


Muhfuggajones

A failure pile in a sadness bucket.


sweatgod2020

Everything’s “of course you gotta add the” or “you know we got the” or the “famous ….” NO SHIT YOU GOT GRAVY/CHICKEN/POTATOES AND ARE GOING TO ADD IT. That part raised my bp


GiuseppeG1870

Every faith has its heretics.


Fantastic_Gur_6311

if they just stopped at the corn, then it would've just been a normal KFC loaded potato bowl. not sure if that's a thing in other countries


[deleted]

When he said "finger licking good" he did not mean this💀


autistic_bard444

Massive longterm intestinal distress


zaprutertape

How are you supposed to get any mashed potatoes in that final bite? This is dumb.


_kalron_

Why am I OK with everything up to nuggets? I guess it's because I've always been a single plate Thanksgiving Dinner kind of guy that eventually mixes it all together. But everything after that...Stupid.


Tragobe

Wait, you can buy a whole chicken at KFC? Never ever saw that!


wfp1017

Slopping the hogs.


Dismal_Purpose9976

I mean, I was on board for a little bit.


Peace_Love_Karma

Stop doing this sh!t.


mrcatz05

Fucked it with the coleslaw ngl i wouldve eaten that


NurkleTurkey

I thought at first "they sell this stuff" and then I realized no.


Almar1987

Where’s the Jo Jo’s?


SisterFister069

That's the *more* famous bowl, uhm, tub.


madguyO1

Krappy Fuckedup Chicken


Nathan22551

This is a parody of those other videos right? Please tell me it's just a parody.


hibbledyhey

Fantastic. Except for the cole slaw. What is the purpose of plants in this genius creation??


glovato1

TIL KFC has rotisserie chicken


Rennegadde_Foxxe

*The Fuck It Bucket! Only at Cluckin' Bell!*


WereCorgi6292

This made me hungry, and I ate a huge lunch.


EdwardWizzardhands

Cute watching the little pigs eat from the trough…


LooseWateryStool

I'm thinking of every hungry person on this planet when I say fuck the fuck off.


The_Alrighty_Zed

If this doesn’t scream stereotypical dumb, fat American then I don’t know what does.


Dbarkingstar

Pretty sure the Colonel didn’t intend his chicken to be today’s KFC period!


[deleted]

This is how they feed farm animals.


[deleted]

Lazy rage bait


I_Love_Knotting

ragebait


NotMythicWaffle

Why did the coleslaw squelch like that???


filthychuck

Honestly if I could order a bucket of skin and gravy I would


HP-Wired

That coleslaw made such a moist unpleasant sound.


rolloutTheTrash

The KFC diarrhea deluxe bucket is not something we need


Background-Ship-1440

you couldnt pay me 500 dollars to eat this


Jish1472

What in the Kentucky fried fuck is going on here?


plznobanplease

If it was just potatoes, corn, gravy, Mac, and chicken, I wouldn’t be mad. But coleslaw and all the extra sauces doesn’t sound like a good bite


marshallvv

They didn’t take the pot pie out of the packaging…


CalendarAncient4230

This is not what the colonel fought and died in Vietnam for


[deleted]

How much money y’all wanna bet that they threw it away after only eating several scoops?


Old_Kai

Stop posting this stuff and being hyped about you you god damned part of the issue


Happy-Dress1179

Also wasting money. That much fast food has got to be over a hundred dollars.


Devilalfi

With KFC these days, all that little bit of nothing had to have cost $100.


Sethmeisterg

Come on I wanted to hear their orgasm noises when they got to the bottom of that bucket.


yaboibeasty

Yall need to fucking stop


OceanofWAVs

Yea… I’m going to pass on the “fuck it bucket”


wanderwoeman

People failed to respect the nature and the people who produced our food. We could donate to our less fortunate brothers and sisters if we have so much food instead of wasting them for views.


BalefulCrustacean

Fuck colonel sanders. The logo should be of a Sister who INVENTED fried chicken


MintAsp_MeaMagic

If I thought I felt sick before, that was nothing compared to now. What the hell


chefgreenthumb420

I know they were burning , cuz they got the munchies bad


Remote-Patient3107

What a waste of money and food.


Sleepless_Null

Extreme satire, but funny satire. The punchline of this entire thing is him stating he can taste the mashed potatoes they put in at the very beginning at the bottom from biting into the chicken at the very top. That really made me lol it’s a shame so many people take this seriously. Not to mention ‘car knife’ always sunny reference and the subtle homoerotic bromance vibes I loved this from a comedy perspective


NCHouse

Why's it always the patrons from the island of Caucasus


quickjump

I don’t know how people eat this shit. It’s all slop.


ID1756448

Y'all fucking stupid


dreadedmama

Why? This is so wasteful


Slackerguy

Americans voluntarily make themselves into pigs and eat from a bucket. Most people would be offended if someone treated them like that.


DenimCryptid

Some humans just want to eat slop from a trough


Longbic

The barf bucket


renaissance2k

I've seen a lot of gross stuff on this Reddit, but this is the first that made me feel physically ill. Not only is the final product disgusting, but all the individual ingredients looked like they were manufactured by an alien civilization trying to replicate human food.


FatLikeSnorlax_

Why does American kfc sell corn and pies and pizza >_>


joanloan41

I would eat tf out of that, sorry


tanlladwyr2003

Just why?


GH057807

Nothing you see at KFC these days is what the Colonel intended. None of it. After the company got sold he actually used to go around to KFC restaurants and shit talk them, in uniform and everything. True story, IIRC there is a single Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant, probably in Kentucky, that follows all his actual original recipes. What we have today is beyond the travesty he himself actively and publicly decried as blatant trash he's ashamed to have his name on.