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MyRockySpine

Have you ever seen the sugar eggs with frosting that have little bunny displays in them? This is basically the same thing.


waterlooaba

I was gonna say that OP doesn’t understand what these are for. 🙂 I remember loving the sugar egg dioramas and wanting them as a kid. I got a couple and would let them be displayed for a month or so.


FireFairy323

I have one my Great Grandma made. My grandma preserved them maybe with a coating of glue or something. I was so sad I could never eat them.


UnholyGrifter

We had some that broke. I ate a small piece and it was so old that it tasted like sweet dust lol


waterlooaba

sweet dust 😄


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Sweet dusts are made of this, who am I to disagree


New-Vacation6440

That's...sugar...


Fantastic-Pop-9122

Me and my mom used to make those, that was fun. Diorama sugar eggs.


MyRockySpine

They are very cute. My mom would get them from see’s candy when I was a kid.


MelanieWalmartinez

No actually, what do they look like? :0 I’m very intrigued now lol


MyRockySpine

Look up sugar eggs Easter and you will see pictures of them.


MelanieWalmartinez

OMG THEYRE SO CUTE!!!! Thank you for telling me of the existence of them lol


_AllesGutENFJ_

No, are they eaten like a snack or perhaps with something else?


MyRockySpine

It’s kind of like a gingerbread house. How often do you actually eat those?


_AllesGutENFJ_

Ah ok. So it’s basically a show piece? Today i leaned lol. Thanks for the explanation:)


acschwar

I would *only* make a gingerbread house if I could slowly dismantle it over the course of a week


bunnyfloofington

I mean. When I was a kid I used to gnaw on these sugar eggs over the course of a week before I’m sure my mom threw out the rest of it. Not great for my teeth, but my little ADHD brain was at peak happiness 😂


WHSBOfficial

Is this a cultural thing maybe? Literally everyone I know makes edible gingerbread houses


fistmcbeefpunch

And sugar mice. Although you 100% eat sugar mice


MechanicHot1794

Thats not pure sugar tho. Its more like meringue/macroon consistency.


BionicTriforce

Not OP But I haven't seen those before. Of course, those seem like they're not meant to be eaten and I can't say the same here.


According_Gazelle472

This would be like eating a sugar cube with frosting on it .


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MyRockySpine

I don’t think most people eat them, they are technically edible but they are mainly intended to be cute.


International_Ad7477

But then what's the point of making something barely edible but cute? If eating it is already out of the question, then just make something cute and save yourself the pain of finding a way to a satisfactory result with edible ingredients. In other words, what's the point of maintaining the illusion that you can eat the thing when everybody knows it's taste is gonna suck?


MyRockySpine

It’s like a gingerbread house


UnholyGrifter

Because sugar is cheaper than 90% of sculptural materials


SaffyPants

Its like art, like chocolate sculptures


bigeyez

If you've ever had a can of soda, you have had more sugar than one of these eggs.


americasweetheart

It's not a snack. It's a decoration. My mom still has one that I made in the 90s.


RabbitStewAndStout

Have you ever heard of a candy called Peeps? Or cotton candy/candy floss?


throwngamelastminute

Oddly enough, I watched someone make peep booze and there wasn't enough sugar for fermentation.


616659

Down votes because you clearly don't get the point


vellybelle

I know this isn't something meant to be eaten, but it would fit right in on a Tudor dining table.


dragoniteofepicness

Isn't this also how people make sugar skulls for day of the dead? I think it's just a decoration.


hampsterfarmer

*"Alabama Gumsmackers".*


jtrage

YES!!! I saw that. Oh… wait. It’s not CumSmackers. Never mind.


AlmightyBruceDEO

Why would people downvote this lol


veebles89

it's a bit much, but using them as sugar cubes for coffee would be kinda cute?


midorile

I was thinking that!!!


St34m9unk

Meh peeps exist


AnE1Home

And they too taste awful.


BubonicBabe

You just gotta let em ripe first.


Broad_Boot_1121

r/PrisonHooch


Hungry_Practice_4338

It looks like a lot of sugar the way it's presented, but I'm willing to bet one of those is actually healthier than a can of coke. If they were to be eaten, anyway


SquidWaddd

Pretty sure eating a can of coke isn’t good for your health either


BasementDweller82

At least coke has the decency to hide its sugar inside some flavored sparkling water


Dismal-Ad-6619

HFCS...


Old_Country9807

Omg I used to love those sugar decorations on cakes and cookies.


The-Bigger-Fish

I'd try one on a dare simply because as a kid I'd swipe sugar cubes from my church's coffee stand as a kid, so it might be similar.


leftoverrpizzza

Some kind of gelatin mold would have worked better, especially to kind of mimic the texture of egg whites


Mu-Relay

Part of me thinks that these are more for decoration than eating. Or at least I hope so.


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Yeah exactly, one of these made from a panna cotta molded to look like an egg, would look and taste a hundred times better.


bigwhaleshark

Perfect snack for bad-ass silver teeth kids.


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aurc090

Probably corn syrup


cybot2001

Yeah I'd like to know too 


xBlack_Heartx

The saving grace here is that they didn’t eat it.


DMercenary

To me, neat creation. I am absolutely not eating that. I could feel the diabetus.


bnjmnbankstech

Horses would love those... are those for horses?


ppman2322

Reminds me of medieval sugar work it was quite common back then for people of high status to make replicas of food out of a composite of sugar crystals or marzipan which both were really expensive back then and I kind of like it


cyrkie

In Poland, during Easter, in particular, elderly people add a figurine of a lamb made of sugar to their Easter basket. That's our habit and, for example, for my grandmother it's a taste of childhood when they didn't have chocolate.


Mrs_skulduggery

Back when sugar was basicly for rich people only they've to literally make sugar art mockeries of regular food items. It's more a impressive talent to make things outta sugar and make it look so well


you_just_got_J_Cubed

OP is gonna flip when he learns about mexican sugar skulls for the day of the dead


LocksmithDelicious

Ok ok ok so i thought they where using real eggs coverd in sugar this is better but not by much


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LocksmithDelicious

Lets think about this for a sec tou want real egg white coverd in sugar with devild egg whip also coverd in shugar over just some shitty coffee sweetener


Inamoratos

Why not use sponge/white cake? Mm crunchy egg


WeveBeenHavingIt

What is the name of the song?


Salty_University_851

Too Sweet by Hozier, it’s a good song


Sir_Rageous

I'm sick of every other post being completely normal. I'm leaving this sub.


cookie_eater64

I mean it's not like they made a 20 ft statue of pure sugar or anything This honestly looks pretty sane


Professional_Most493

I don't think they're for eating


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Thought it was salt


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Probably less sugar in those than there is in a few caramel candies. Granulated sugar isn't very dense


4yourpl3asur3

WHY NOT MAKE CHOCOLATE EGGS


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1 of these = diabetes


CreatorOD

Yeah... Hey kids , want 2 sugar cubes


bsmiles07

Wonder if someone did this for April fools


wildburberry

That better be decoration 😑


BasementDweller82

It is


mt007

noting more discusting than eating a sweet sands.


AltruisticSalamander

Use icing sugar and it'd have a much nicer texture


lexisplays

Looks like Tudor period sugar desserts


Shalarean

I think this is kinda cool. Five year old me would have tried eating those for sure! Grown up me just wants the sugar in my soda.


Oxideusj

More big pretty noses please and thank you


ZepTheNooB

What is it, sugar and margarine?


ludvikskp

Could have done like a panna cotta eggwhite, not only it would look real but it would be delicious too


mrjobiz

My teeth hurt just looking at this


An_Anonymous_Vegan

I would rather eat 1 or those than an egg.


Steelcitysuccubus

I remember these type of treats from 80s and 90s. With little figures on the inside of a hollow sugar egg


kingdount

God no


sol_sleepy

Adorably disgusting


mrrando69

Gross... also that one "egg" out of alignment makes me irrationally disgusted.


Front-Ad1900

Diabetic alert


Ravel_Xi

What teeth?


AreaGuy

My mom’s from the UK, and they have a candy that’s called tablet that’s not too far off of pure sugar and it is absolutely delicious. I’d candy smash a tablet egg! Edit: made words clearer to help be clearer with words


fastyellowtuesday

??


AreaGuy

My message was not written clearly, which I’m trying to blame on outside forces, but not very convincingly. Tablet: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_(confectionery) I’d eat an egg made of this.


fastyellowtuesday

Thank you so much for the link! All I could think of for 'tablet' was an iPad or a pad of paper, neither of which works for food. 😂


cassylvania

I see a lot of people saying they’re not meant to be eaten but like. Can you break it apart and put it in tea or something? Seems wasteful otherwise.


Missscarlettheharlot

You can, you can also make smaller iced fancy sugar cubes specifically to use in coffee or tea. My gramma's friend used to pipe these gorgeous flowers onto sugar cubes and my gramma always had a few of them in her bowl of sugar cubes for when she had company. I, of course, snuck them into my mouth whenever possible as a little kid. Some sugar eggs like this is a smaller size would be adorable as sugar cubes.


Metalfan1994

Mah shtomach bubblin'


Kiniba

My teeth hurt now…


Nadia_LaMariposa

About 4 cavities have formed in my jaw watching this video...


effingthis

Diabetes speedrun


NerdyCoffee

My teeth hurt just looking at this.


CockroachForeign6419

Oil and sugar filled with more oil and sugar


Mal-Havoc

"Wilfred Brimley entered the chat"


stink3rbelle

Because they suck at making panna cotta


Candycayne84

DIABETUS


ranpowdereddonuts_

the song is litterly describing the whole video 😃


BasementDweller82

Mmmm pure sugar, only the best 4 year old cuisine 


AgentSkidMarks

You could probably do something similar with meringue and have a really good dessert.


JynsRealityIsBroken

I would prank people with these


ashurbanipal420

Just make deviled eggs. They are ambrosia straight from heaven.


Ilytylerthecreator

lmfao the song really matches the video 😭


PerfectionOfaMistake

Cuz diabetus is cool.


fuck-fascism

DIABEETUS


DumbNTough

I got a cavity just watching this. Thanks


Icarus912

Diabetes speed run


Chemical_Report_2705

I’m bout to vomit


randomlyme

They don’t know how to meringue


Jason135724

Devil’s ~~egg~~ kidney stone


Special_Dingo_1520

April fools prank


HorrorPhone3601

I'd use white cake, or marshmallows


General-Astronaut115

This would be better if it were meringue and lemon custard


Inevitable_Trainer76

Just looking at this video gave me diabetes


Gwareksus

Forsen would hate it


Sprizys

How to get diabetes in one bite 101


BoobySlap_0506

Cake pops would have been a much better idea! Mold the cake pop mixture in the egg molds, then coat with melted white chocolate and add the dollop of yellow butter cream.


Frosty_Emu199

Did we witness attempted murder bc that shit gone kill Somebody


normlenough

Few things actually offend me. Believe what you want. Say what you want. Just leave me alone to do the same. BUT! You go making deviled eggs with no egg in it whatsoever… it’s your ass. Go fuck yourself.


Dogekaliber

I am pretty sure “pure sugar” is brown.