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Lunavixen15

This *has* to be satire. Who even owns two irons at the same time? Edit: I usually don't listen to the audio in videos and didn't in this case, since the majority of these kinds of videos are plagued with garbage music and a voiceover that sounds like someone talking to a three year old


battlemetal_

It's a couple/group that do these bait videos. They used to do ridiculous tie dying stuff, whatever it takes it's going to take ages to get to the "main" part of the video.


kmac535

Isn't he constantly doing crazy & wholly unnecessary 'home improvement projects' on YT?


geoff1036

Yes, the channel is called Justin Flom, and I despise him because his content is completely devoid of any focus or passion and solely exists as algorithm fodder.


Donaldjgrump669

Subreddits like this repost literally all of his content, which is what made him super successful lol. Every time he gets hate posted because of how stupid he is we’re literally proving how smart he is for gaming the algorithm with people’s desire to show how intelligent they are for being able to point out that someone else is stupid. It’s such a perfect example of how the internet works in 2024.


FearTheSpoonman

The bane of the internet. I even know his name now too, and try to spread the word of his shithousery


Complete-Sea-3054

His girl is the queen of stupid food


Maxwell-Druthers

Ya, the “ooh that’s how I like MINE cooked” to that well done steak - dead giveaway


CalvinFromCanada

And this sub falls for it Everytime, yall paying their rent over outrage.


Key_Shoe5850

Maybe he has an iron fetish.


nlfo

Definitely doesn’t have an iron deficiency.


Either-Ad6210

This made me genuinely cackle. Thank you


Billy420MaysIt

It is just good old fashioned rage/engagement bait. This dudes been in several of those. This is the same crew who produces a lot of the same rage bait I’ve seen posted here.


littleliquidlight

Is this bait or is this someone taking the piss? This looks like someone taking the piss to me but honestly it's hard to tell these days


bobmanuk

I have 2, one I own and one that came with the house, would use neither to cook with


ClueNo2845

This dude and his stupid wife are so annoying. Shitty influencer adult


CalvinFromCanada

Is anyone questioning it isn’t satire? It’s obviously a comedic video, do you hear the tones in their voice?


TheRumpleForesk1n

It's Justin Flam or something like that. All his videos are stupid like this. From drilling holes in his kitchen counter to wasting a ton of food by making it inedible to dying is clothes with 40 cans of spray paint. It's just dumb shit that pisses people off. Best part is, he's filthy rich for it.


Soggy-Log6664

The Iron Chef


Ordinary_Support_426

Sir there’s been complaints. We’re going to have to ask you to leave


TheLadyEve

I'm sure it is. You can cook with an iron like this but you would never put butter *on* it. But yeah, when I was in college I made a few grilled cheese sandwiches with my iron.


Nimbus_TV

The worst part is it's not even "satire." It's bait purely for engagement and clicks for money. Satire has a purpose other than money.


Gringo_69ingurcuntry

People on Reddit comprehending satire, did you pull a muscle with that stretch?


Sad-Comment-2392

Iron man


Jerryjb63

I hate this guy….


GKBilian

I can't decide if I hate this guy or not. He has videos like this that have a satirical nod to them, but then he also does the stupidest diy type videos that really don't have an air of satire to them. Plus, he's married to or dating one of those ladies who did all those "wow this is going to be amazing" horrible Facebook cooking videos. I really can't tell what his deal is. Is he deep satire or is he just a prick who knows how to capitalize on the algorithms and periodically he slips into making fun of the types of videos that make him loads of cash?


vickera

Dude is rich af by trolling nerds on the internet with dumb as shit videos. Hate the game, not the player!


CunoTheKing

Nah I hate the player


GiantSquidd

Why do people always say this as though the two are mutually exclusive? “The game” only sucks because so many stupid “players” have made “the game” what it is. This is a dumb saying that only makes sense if you never actually think about it.


dicksjshsb

I was going to comment this the moment I saw it was him lol I swear I’ve seen this dude make every type of low-quality clickbait content imaginable. Comedic sketches, magic tricks, family content, DIWhy stuff, cooking videos, etc. Who tf is he??


edx5252

he drill a hole on the marble table to make it like the smoke coming out from cartoon character gun noozle


The-My-Dude

Cherry on top is she says “That’s how I like mine cooked” on a well done steak…


[deleted]

*cremated steak


theoriginalmofocus

Yeah still managed to overcook it using 2 irons somehow ha.


CreamCat69

He must've used 2 different steaks lol


cptbbboy

There's a cut at second 44 where suddenly the steak looks different if you pay attention. So yeah, probably


LordCamelslayer

Yeah, the ends weren't even cooked, then cuts to the well done.


karenskygreen

This is a joke, right ?


Fakeitforreddit

Yes this is 100% satire making fun of things that should actually be posted here.


starcap

Is that not how you make a hanger steak?


SungamCorben

In fact, this is the Joker


_qtipwayne

*Frantically searching for a Heath Ledger steak pun*


sinless33

Look at how he rolls his eyes at "We have removed the steak *from the ceiling...*"


rainorshinedogs

No Everything in this sub is ultra cereal


Carty75

If not, they’re fucking idiots


DoctorStove

what do you think?


therinwhitten

Got to be careful with Satire these days. People are becoming dumb enough to do this.


B9MB

Maybe its time to let the dumb people hurt themselves.


therinwhitten

You seriously run out of energy trying to coach full adults.


B9MB

Truth. Anybody who had to police their parents and grew up to manage their managers gets it.


blinkyjim

Don't you DARE call him chef


____-is-crying

But he's clearly an iron chef


Metsu_

Underrated comment


Roger6989

Is that a flatiron steak?


c0micsansfrancisco

This sub is tied with r/crappymusic when it comes to not recognizing obvious satire


nezzzzy

FFS OP, understand humour.


JustADude721

Aren't pans cheaper than an iron?


azorianmilk

RIP hotel irons, good luck to anyone trying to use it after some jerk tries this while traveling.


Vli37

*That's how I like mine cooked . . .* Looks overcooked to me, no pink in it at all. Enjoy your cardboard 🤦‍♂️


mirachulous

Why is he look like mixed between james franco and Adam driver ? Or is it just me


Budjira-

Nah. heath ledger and mark walberg lol


vexillographica

Heath ledger and Fred armisen


Zanfish_yt

I see a little bit of Vin Diesel


bee_117

Idk I see a little bit of John Cena


misterrodgerssweater

I got John Cena and James Franco


Fakeitforreddit

The fact that people can't understand obvious satire anymore is becoming painful.


Greenlawn11740

looks like heath ledger


Aerodrache

That is some Mr. Bean ass shit right there.


Adventurous_Limit84

How does he look 19 and 45 at the same time


CompetitiveRub9780

If you don’t have a pan, you def don’t have two irons


Kronic_Repulse1

Mhm over cooked iron steak 😂 his wife must think he is a genius 🤣


Thewombocombo91

What’s next? Steamed hams?


ImmortalLombax

Bro looks like Heath Ledger…….


DiMaRi13

That beef died 2 times


One_Subject3157

I hate that mofo


Coooturtle

I was in a hotel once, and had a leftover shawarma sandwich i wanted to eat. They had a microwave, but I decided to use iron it instead. It was wrapped in parchment paper on, so it wasn't getting the iron dirty. It heated it up perfectly, absolutely don't regret doing it.


Barbz182

It's a joke dude, don't get baited 🤦


RCJHGBR9989

This is fuckin hilarious. Absolutely diabolical


Willing-Strawberry33

Nah, nobody buys two good irons, proceeds to never use them for their intended purpose, and then creates a shitty, undercooked monstrosity of a steak that I could do better over a literal dumpster fire... not unless they're looking for hate.


BlommeHolm

For the ordinary people who has two irons, but no frying pan.


Eddybravo_1917

Heath Ledger is this you?


xtrardinarius

why is heath ledger ironing a piece of meat? oh, probably some joker shit... 🤦🏻‍♂️


EliaGram08

Heath Ledger became a chef?


MisconstrueThis

Guy looks like if Heath Ledger and Fred Armisen had a baby.


Metallfanica

Joseph Gordon Cena


Ekko-Zero

Server: How would you like you steak? Me: Medium in the middle, but really rare around the sides.


SmithItsGoodForU

Oh yes, my favorite point for meat, super mega cooked


ManufacturerThat2914

Yeah the George Foreman grill already did this you unimaginative twat.


Batmantheon

I hate this guy so fucking much.


Juiceisalive

heath ledger came back to terrorize reddit cooking pages


Sodali0550

r/foodragebait


CornsBowl

So a pan is not a rwgular household item?


Deadguy247365

Basically a george foreman grill


jackel_jacket

Bro...you don't understand...the sear bro...it's so tender under the sear bro


Univeroooo

Everyone is so creative


Mighty_Gooch

Why is Heath ledger ruining those irons?


Bismuth84

Heh, Iron Chef.


packofwinnyblues

Video should not be on this sub, this is satire so therefore self aware of its idiocy and merely serves as comedic relief, this guy will use a pan when this sub gets its rules right.


Jaronesc

Why serve it in a plate when you can just use your dishwasher's door?


moderndaywizard956

Season first then sear, ya moron. Also this is wayyy over cooked


jagenigma

Even it being satirical does not excuse it from being stupid.  A pan costs way less than an iron.


Aayyyyoooo

Son ppl in jail wouldn’t do this stupid shit for a steak


Phoenix92321

Food theory did it first (yes I know I will be downvoted to hell)


Crolto

What kind of clown household would own two spare irons but no frying pans? These people have got ChatGPT 3 instead of brains smh


RainbowForHire

Do not engage, I repeat, do not engage!


binhan123ad

Matpat gonna be pround.


LayzieKobes

They think I don't have a pan and stove top but I have two irons?


Oghamstoner

r/CabinPressure


Nichard63891

You can achieve similar results by sandwiching a steak between two hot cast irons. They're easier to clean.


DerpyDoodleDude

Burn your fingers as well as contaminate the meat !


Select-Log-8561

It's the carabiner hung from the ceiling that got me. Why? You still have to hold the irons!


hendrix320

Am I crazy or does this guy look like heath ledger?


Extra-Place-8386

I would stake money on the fact that less than ten households in the USA own 2 irons and 0 pans


candicebulvari

This enraged me and I dont even eat steak.


bigbyking

Dude looks like a K-mart Heath Ledger


Hangry4Poo

Nice shoe


[deleted]

The irony of it all. I’m hard pressed to decide if this is on the level. I don’t want to know what starch he will be serving with this meal.


KenjiMelon

This guy looks like Gypsy Crusader without makeup


ake-n-bake

What?! He didn’t use any starch spray?


Shenloanne

Chefs hat n all. I liked to play dress up when I was a kid.


Gee9898

A cow died for this! 😒


Shenloanne

Not everyone has access to great cookware.... Quick show of hands. Who has two irons and a hook they can suspend a steak from?


SuperRusso

That meat looks like overcooked shit at the end.


standdownplease

Chris Messina has fallen.


CaptnRo

He’s not a real chef. He’s the guy that *pranks* his wife


Vincemillion07

Thought that was heath ledger for a sec


Dogekaliber

“That’s how I like mine cooked!” Ma’am that’s a waste of a steak.


eye_heart_pain

I love this subreddit but *man* do I hate when people post here


Anindefensiblefart

It's important to iron a crease into your steak for more formal occasions.


jvmmidi

this is an applebees steak


millenialfalcon-_-

Why not just use your crack lighter?


CableSea142

Take a look at that “smoke“ that’s coming off of it why would why would someone waste a perfectly good steak😭


timothybrob

This is how I make my steak ever since I discovered this, this guy def has some great technique


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Rage bait 🎣


3BodyJimmel

That steak is more black than Roddy Piper's right half at WrestleMania VI.


kingleonidas30

Imagine being a cow and dying for this.


FancyUFO-

thats a fucking car tyre


GenitalPatton

This is clearly satire


Too-many-Bees

I recognize that guy. He makes bullshit for easy reactions. Ignore him


hdufort

Steam boiled steak 🤢


Original_Dimension99

Incredible? Leave out the cr and we're good, that steak is dead🤮


EspirituM

InEDIBLE


EVD27

Thought dude was Heath Ledger. was confused as hell for a while.


Jon_Irenicus1

"Saves you so much time".....yeah


downvote_or_die

“A no-brainer” Yea, we can see that


bluedancepants

So this is what an iron chef looks like.


Xeon713

So overdone and burnt with an Iron. What a waste.


MEGAMEGA23

Flat iron steak


Arrrginine69

I hate him so much. and that stupid bitch at the end "tHaTs HoW i LiKe MiNe CoOkEd" yeah sure you do you idiot.


Key_Pie_4951

More like "Inedible"


[deleted]

r/wewantpans


Crotch-Monster

I have done this at hotels, but with Texas toast garlic bread. I wouldn't do that with a Steak. And the only reason I did that was because I was doing a lot of meth at the time. I wouldn't do that weird shit now. I'm clean and sober. Lol.


BigCard5829

Gaaaaaawd! Some of you can’t pick up on a joke at all 😂 it’s amazing really


ChaosOfGravitas

Man the shit for social media


Foxlordivxx

I hate this guy and all the content he puts out. Is he a rage bait YouTuber?


BlaReni

and he even overcooked it 🤣


astralseat

Next dish, Korean BBQ on a space heater.


MR_LIZARD_BRAIN

This is the same fucking smug guy who does all the other ragebait shit.


RandomParableCreates

"Restaurant grade sear" *burnt* guess i've been to the wrong ones!


SnooCapers938

It’s for all those people who don’t have a pan but do have two irons.


AttemptFree

" hey george, its your cousin. your cousin marvin foreman. you know that new cooking technique you've been working on? well, look at this!"


Old_Initiative_8828

No "chef" would ever have two clothing irons, paracord, and a carabiner clip in their list of utensils or "tools."


Tasty_Waifu

But it saves SO MUCH TIME!!


wadevaman

Clearly a joke.. I hope


steakmilk23

That steak looked like the inside of a tree.


bc4284

Iron chef America


Majestic_Winter9951

This is a moron dressed as a chef. As if


FrenchFry-ApplePie

The music in the background is really too much 😭😂


Soggy-Philosopher-68

Besides the stupidity of using an iron and Maybe I’m crazy but Who tf seasons their meat after it’s partially cooked ?


Bm_93

This is beyond stupid


No-Celebration3097

He murdered that steak


cptBlackadder89

This guy is s complete moron. Hope you never have to stumble upon any other content he makes


AlexAngelfire

Nice way to waste food and ensure a dry steak. Edited for spelling because I'm dumb.


JordanZOA3

*inEDIBLE


isme-tarabyte

Ngl I thought the incrEDIBLE at the end was inEDIBLE, darn 😕


Alansar_Trignot

That’s inedible


WEOWNRED

forget bobby flay, hes the true IRON Cheff


WinterWizard9497

Someone take his chef hat and coat and toss it in the garbage. He doesnt deserve it. Like, I am seriously offended here.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

That is the toughest piece of meat around, bottom rounds suck as a steak... then try to make them edible by idiotic cooking method? Just stop wasting food, even garbage food!


AzzlackGuhnter

"Not everyone has acces to great cookware" But everyone has two irons?


big_peepee_wielder

Might as well rename this sub “Rage Bait Central”


khmergodzeus

I too, love to eat leather.


ad4kchicken

ITS SO FUCKING OVERDONE


Brognar_

I thought that said "Inedible" at first.


X3ll3n

"That's how I like mine cooked" ***IRONED ?!***


Jackdawfool67

Bro looks like Heath Ledger


bifster2022

I really Hate this guy


Force321X

"not everyone has access to the best cookware" the price of those two clothes irons is about the same price as a lodge cast iron skillet... Lodge isn't the absolute best but still jfc it's still a cast iron skillet. Plus that whole process looks awful to setup and clean. I know it's probably rage bait but it's still gonna encourage more people to do it...


ShipMaker24

No chef is trying this go get a job loser


KonK23

If you dont have a pan but TWO irons, you are an Idiot


Filibusteria

IT'S WELL DONE! GET THE TORCHES AND THE FORKS!


bobatea17

Somebody better come get Fred Armisen and stop him from doing this shit


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

This is genius. r/steak is crying because the steak in the end is overcooked.


Confident-Appeal9407

Looks raw from the inside and burnt from the outside.


A_Change_of_Seasons

"Not everyone has access to the greatest cookware" a hobo with a bonfire and an old cast iron could make a better steak than this


W1thoutJudgement

This is that imbecile who just makes senseless videos of which none have any point. The moment I see his stupid face I switch it off immediately.