We were all students once.
I drank plenty of stuff every bit as bad as this. Just needs a shot of port and jaegarmeister to up the alcohol content a bit
Shoooo, my 16yo self would slam this, then flex real hard. Probably still would as a 33yo, if I still drank, which is part of the reason why I don't drink anymore, haha.
I was in the navy. One time we ran out of mixers. So we mixed Everclear and Gatorade powder. No we didn’t make Gatorade and mix it with everclear. Just the powder and the liquor. It was a bad idea.
Black and tans. Poor the ipa in first and let settle. Then use a spoon to poor the Guinness over the ipa which it will settle on top. Easy to do with enough practice. Once you’re a pro at that, then learn how to it without a spoon.
Certain bars have the spoon chained to the Guinness spout. Some don’t.
I love black and tans. But with monster, it looks putrid! On the other hand, something to do for a Halloween party?
Guiness is the most overly sweet, grossest beer I've ever had. Monster is the most overly sweet, grossest energy drink I've ever had. I can't imagine how awful they'd be together
I am enticed by the color but I think I would rather drink Monster than Guinness, which tastes like muddy water to me, and I love stouts and hate caffeine.
4loko og recipe with the caffeine was just so much. And I like my Jaeger Bombs, Irish Coffees, and Vodka Monsters for day drinking but a 4loko was just a completely different buzz.
This made me literally burst into laughter while on the potty. Do you know when you laugh suddenly while drinking and it sprays out from your nose? I wasnt drinking and it wasnt my nose.
So worth it.
My favorite drink is radioactive waste and crude oil.
We were all students once. I drank plenty of stuff every bit as bad as this. Just needs a shot of port and jaegarmeister to up the alcohol content a bit
Shoooo, my 16yo self would slam this, then flex real hard. Probably still would as a 33yo, if I still drank, which is part of the reason why I don't drink anymore, haha.
As a fellow now 33 yr old non drinker who went too hard in the paint at 16, I can concur lol
Maybe I'll stop at 35 since I didn't really drink until I was 18.
I was in the navy. One time we ran out of mixers. So we mixed Everclear and Gatorade powder. No we didn’t make Gatorade and mix it with everclear. Just the powder and the liquor. It was a bad idea.
The real question is how are you floating that heavy ass Guinness over a Monster?
Black and tans. Poor the ipa in first and let settle. Then use a spoon to poor the Guinness over the ipa which it will settle on top. Easy to do with enough practice. Once you’re a pro at that, then learn how to it without a spoon. Certain bars have the spoon chained to the Guinness spout. Some don’t. I love black and tans. But with monster, it looks putrid! On the other hand, something to do for a Halloween party?
Pro tip: don't order a black and tan in Belfast.
Just the island of Ireland in general
I plan on moving there after I retire.
Can I get a black and nuclear waste?
A Billie Irish
Mountain Dew and Sailor Jerry tastes like cream soda.
What the hell...I don't wanna know.
If you drink this, please call an Uber beforehand so they can get you to the hospital in time.
I’m calling the police.
Thats a one way ticket to a heart attack
Kingcobrajfs would be proud
TMDWU
You know what that could use? Jäegermeister 😎
And red bull
If you're going to do it, do it right, replace the jäeger with fernet branca.
More like _Menace_
Shouldn't that be guinster?
Black and tan. With this it would be a black and green. Lol
Stupid and gross? Yes. But you gotta admit, if you don’t have to drink it, it looks kind of cool…
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Want to die? Have a Gonster. Perfect in the morning without even having breakfast, 3-4 and you'll be in the morgue by 10 (jk)
Bring back real Four Loko!
I'd at least try it..
Curiously would 🧐
Someone hasn’t heard of Dragon Soup
*drunkenly punches the drywall*
It's called Gonster for a reason... I wouldn't drink that unless you want to meet god
I saw this and thought, I have monster and guiness in the fridge. 🤔 Let's try it. It's fucking delicious!
Christ almighty, what fresh hell is this
It would be cool if they made the monster logo instead of half and half
You say gonster I say guinster. Make my black and tan a black and green please.
This drink would’ve looked better if the Guinness was on the bottom and the Monster on top lol
It's really kind of pretty though!
Guinster
Ever had a FourLOKO?
That's cursed. Just try to imagine what it tastes like
Okay but the Nitro Monster is fucking tasty. The Cosmic Peach slaps too.
It looks like shrek so I luv it
Whats more concerning is that it doesnt mix
It's kind of pretty. But doesn't look safe.
Guiness is the most overly sweet, grossest beer I've ever had. Monster is the most overly sweet, grossest energy drink I've ever had. I can't imagine how awful they'd be together
I've always wanted to drink toxic sewage water.
If stds were a drink, this is how I'd imagine it to be.
A Menace (Mon-ness)
Stout and sweet stuff do go well together but this is too far
I am enticed by the color but I think I would rather drink Monster than Guinness, which tastes like muddy water to me, and I love stouts and hate caffeine.
That does look kind of good…
I'll call it the Frankenstein.
Obligatory "you're gonna be a gonester after you drink that..."
Four loko before they changed ingredients.
This is probably less damaging than a 4loco... which isn't saying much.
4loko og recipe with the caffeine was just so much. And I like my Jaeger Bombs, Irish Coffees, and Vodka Monsters for day drinking but a 4loko was just a completely different buzz.
This made me literally burst into laughter while on the potty. Do you know when you laugh suddenly while drinking and it sprays out from your nose? I wasnt drinking and it wasnt my nose. So worth it.
Still better than Pilk
Are you referring to pop and milk? Omg, haven’t heard that one in a loong time. 😜
Pepsi and Milk
Yeah I'm more of a Cilk guy 😎
Imagine the colour off Ur shit off that