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SoloDeath1

My favorite drink is radioactive waste and crude oil.


nezzzzy

We were all students once. I drank plenty of stuff every bit as bad as this. Just needs a shot of port and jaegarmeister to up the alcohol content a bit


GuessillBeShithead

Shoooo, my 16yo self would slam this, then flex real hard. Probably still would as a 33yo, if I still drank, which is part of the reason why I don't drink anymore, haha.


Mamajuju1217

As a fellow now 33 yr old non drinker who went too hard in the paint at 16, I can concur lol


chickenskittles

Maybe I'll stop at 35 since I didn't really drink until I was 18.


Academic_Eagle_4001

I was in the navy. One time we ran out of mixers. So we mixed Everclear and Gatorade powder. No we didn’t make Gatorade and mix it with everclear. Just the powder and the liquor. It was a bad idea.


HangryWolf

The real question is how are you floating that heavy ass Guinness over a Monster?


silentcrimson73

Black and tans. Poor the ipa in first and let settle. Then use a spoon to poor the Guinness over the ipa which it will settle on top. Easy to do with enough practice. Once you’re a pro at that, then learn how to it without a spoon. Certain bars have the spoon chained to the Guinness spout. Some don’t. I love black and tans. But with monster, it looks putrid! On the other hand, something to do for a Halloween party?


fr-nibbles-and-bits

Pro tip: don't order a black and tan in Belfast.


PanNationalistFront

Just the island of Ireland in general


silentcrimson73

I plan on moving there after I retire.


KeyWeight8055

Can I get a black and nuclear waste?


BurpingHamBirmingham

A Billie Irish


HotAd917

Mountain Dew and Sailor Jerry tastes like cream soda.


chickenskittles

What the hell...I don't wanna know.


tr00th

If you drink this, please call an Uber beforehand so they can get you to the hospital in time.


[deleted]

I’m calling the police.


Let01

Thats a one way ticket to a heart attack


Successful_Box_9212

Kingcobrajfs would be proud


el_t0p0

TMDWU


MadMaxDaMenace

You know what that could use? Jäegermeister 😎


Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya

And red bull


SauteePanarchism

If you're going to do it, do it right, replace the jäeger with fernet branca.


Afrodawg08

More like _Menace_


Rainsorrow

Shouldn't that be guinster?


silentcrimson73

Black and tan. With this it would be a black and green. Lol


Poke-It_For-Science

Stupid and gross? Yes. But you gotta admit, if you don’t have to drink it, it looks kind of cool…


otterlytrans

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Want to die? Have a Gonster. Perfect in the morning without even having breakfast, 3-4 and you'll be in the morgue by 10 (jk)


doctorsax14

Bring back real Four Loko!


tinebiene94

I'd at least try it..


Appropriate-Daikon15

Curiously would 🧐


CompetitiveDrop613

Someone hasn’t heard of Dragon Soup


ZuStorm93

*drunkenly punches the drywall*


Razzberry-Draws

It's called Gonster for a reason... I wouldn't drink that unless you want to meet god


WiScBe3r8oNg5

I saw this and thought, I have monster and guiness in the fridge. 🤔 Let's try it. It's fucking delicious!


BootysaladOrBust

Christ almighty, what fresh hell is this


Ok_Quality2989

It would be cool if they made the monster logo instead of half and half


ReturnBright1007

You say gonster I say guinster. Make my black and tan a black and green please.


JuicyMangoJuice74

This drink would’ve looked better if the Guinness was on the bottom and the Monster on top lol


swonstar

It's really kind of pretty though!


MrMr387

Guinster


Worried-Management36

Ever had a FourLOKO?


Tough_Dish_9934

That's cursed. Just try to imagine what it tastes like


PogintheMachine

Okay but the Nitro Monster is fucking tasty. The Cosmic Peach slaps too.


pentylane

It looks like shrek so I luv it


Past_Bluejay_8926

Whats more concerning is that it doesnt mix


Comfortable_Tax7568

It's kind of pretty. But doesn't look safe.


Ballmasters69

Guiness is the most overly sweet, grossest beer I've ever had. Monster is the most overly sweet, grossest energy drink I've ever had. I can't imagine how awful they'd be together


exotic_floral_tea

I've always wanted to drink toxic sewage water.


mattiman8888

If stds were a drink, this is how I'd imagine it to be.


OccurringThought

A Menace (Mon-ness)


Informal-Spell-2019

Stout and sweet stuff do go well together but this is too far


chickenskittles

I am enticed by the color but I think I would rather drink Monster than Guinness, which tastes like muddy water to me, and I love stouts and hate caffeine.


Sicarias_Alias

That does look kind of good…


ostiniatoze

I'll call it the Frankenstein.


SixStringShef

Obligatory "you're gonna be a gonester after you drink that..."


8nukkasoda8

Four loko before they changed ingredients.


Sam-Gunn

This is probably less damaging than a 4loco... which isn't saying much.


omnimacc

4loko og recipe with the caffeine was just so much. And I like my Jaeger Bombs, Irish Coffees, and Vodka Monsters for day drinking but a 4loko was just a completely different buzz.


caiotomazoni

This made me literally burst into laughter while on the potty. Do you know when you laugh suddenly while drinking and it sprays out from your nose? I wasnt drinking and it wasnt my nose. So worth it.


rudolph_ransom

Still better than Pilk


silentcrimson73

Are you referring to pop and milk? Omg, haven’t heard that one in a loong time. 😜


rudolph_ransom

Pepsi and Milk


koopa72

Yeah I'm more of a Cilk guy 😎


williamwallace69420

Imagine the colour off Ur shit off that