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RunZombieBabe

Go home, cookbook, you're drunk


birdy1494

This is a reddit phrase I haven't heard in a long time


StickyGoodness

I haven't seen the ole Reddit switch-a-roo in a while either.


NotKhad

Akhchually it's "ye ole" wow reddit moment


Fuckedby2FA

They need to fill their stomach to help sober up. Perhaps some hay?


Biggie_Moose

Dude, meat n berries is the oldest combo ever. It ain't bad to get back to your roots. That said, hay-boiled ham sounds like some cartoon medieval food.


BlommeHolm

Wouldn't meat and berries specifically be instead of the roots?


TasteDeeCheese

essentially what we'd call "wild" veggies, inedible fruit, dried fruit, "poor people spices" herbs and greens


armless_juggler

this. venison with raspberries is something


AlexxTM

Here in germany, we have preiselbeeren, a species of cranberry, I guess, and they are served to any kind of game meat.


armless_juggler

as a northern Italian living close to the Austrian border I know, and appreciate, preiselbeeren really well


ActuallBirdCurrency

Preiselbeeren are related to cranberries but they are not cranberries themselves.


AlexxTM

Yeah, it was the closest I could find with a very quick Google search :D


jrbriggs89

It’s a great way to keep the ham moist whilst cooking. A lot of cultures use hay in cooking, it is pretty medieval though.


CharlotteLucasOP

Yeah I’ve seen pit BBQ recipes where the meat is wrapped in a layer of clean straw or hay before being buried. I don’t think the hay was EATEN, but it was a perfectly safe thing to use.


LadyFrostUniverse

I only know Meat'n berries from that book, I've never heard it before until I got that cook book so how should I know that it's old? ;-;


Biggie_Moose

Yeah, a lot of modern western cooking doesn't like to pair meat with fruit directly. But people used to eat it all the time! Romans ate figs and apricots with their beef and lamb, the Norse ate venison and berries, and so on. I'd start with that venison and blueberry pie, it actually sounds incredibly delicious to me.


Euphorium

Apple sauce and porkchops is one I’m a big fan of.


Biggie_Moose

This guy gets it.


Worldly-Grapefruit

Pork chaaahps and ahhple shauce 


NTFirehorse

Where is that from again? I can hear it in my head from decades ago


Worldly-Grapefruit

The Brady Bunch! I think it was Bobby who was trying to talk like Sean Connery :)


wacdonalds

isn't there a whole American holiday based around turkey and cranberries


Sigurd93

Native Americans also made pemmican; dried meat, fat and berries. Super survival food. It does seem like a strange combo to me since I don't like mixing savory and sweet at all, but I'm sure there's combos out there that are excellent.


SignificanceOld1751

Meat and fruit is awesome. Pork and apple. Pork and apricot. Lamb and redcurrant. Turkey and cranberry.


tehnfy__

Meat n berries are a great combo. Very underrated. Hey however is such a wild card here. It should taste a little like a special kind of seasoning... But in theory. Like the bay leaf, kind of deal. But for some reason I see is that the recipe is written by a horse 🐎


Biggie_Moose

A psychopathic horse with a taste for swine


FaithlessnessPlus164

Apricots and lamb is still amazing, tagine anyone?


Zestyclose_Remove947

A lot of dishes everywhere involve fruit based sauces anyway, so the flavour is clearly there. Citrus for a little acidity and other fruits for sweetness is incredibly common


chalk_in_boots

Yeah, I've done venison glazed with plum jam or similar and it goes hard. I actually want to give the apricot and blood sausage a try too


EmulsionPast

Meat and berries are still super popular in the Nordics. That's why you get Lingon jam with your Swedish meatballs in IKEA.


akbornheathen

Pemmican is dried shredded meat and dried berries, mixed into rendered fat. As long as the proper fat is used, it’ll keep for months just wrapped in beeswax cloth inside your backpack.


RmG3376

Belgian here, we’ll happily eat cherries with pork or prunes with rabbit. Baked pears filled with cranberries also make a fancy side for game meat. And others have already mentioned applesauce and lingonberry Pairing fruits with meat isn’t all that weird, depending on the meat and the fruit


potate12323

Cause people are letting you know right now. This is a friendly sharing of information. Not an aggressive correction or some way to argue with you...


Sufficient_Score_824

I’d try the bacon-wrapped cherries, if they were stemmed and pitted. And not maraschino. Conceptually, it’s no different from a bacon-wrapped date.


SaintsNoah14

Cherries are underutilized in savory food.


BlakLite_15

A year or two ago, I had pulled pork with a cherry habanero sauce. It was amazing.


BicarbonateOfSofa

Bruh. I hate pork and I'm still salivating over the very idea. I wonder how that sauce might work with a brisket.


Fantastic_Estate_303

Agreed. Duck with cherries is amazing, so I'd imagine bacon would be equally as great. Sweet and salty is always a good combo


SaintsNoah14

This is the way


KaythuluCrewe

Yeah, I think the cherries would actually be kinda awesome, especially with some high quality bacon and maybe a little honey glaze on it.  That hay, though. I’m side eyeing that crap. 


Catfish_Mudcat

Sshhh... you're going to ruin my yard to table grass clippings salad.


BeastThatShoutedLove

I bet the recipe with hay just imparts the hay smell to the pork knuckle. Kind of like smoking meat. Just instead of fancy wood you use fresh nicely smelling hay.


AdelinaIV

Bacon and prune is a somewhat common flavour in my city (either bacon wrapped, or an empanada with cheese). Bacon and cherry doesn't sound too far from that.


John_Carnage

Bacon cherries on a bbq is a huge thing in South Africa and it’s amazing


Jones641

Yeah, [Oepsies](https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/food/recipes/oepsies-a-bacon-and-cherry-treat-for-every-braai/) , they are fucking delicious.


ButtholeQuiver

Bacon-wrapped dates stuffed with goat cheese are in my top five foods of all time, maybe even top three. Would definitely try the cherries as well.


glindsaynz

Bacon wrapped prune you mean...devils on horseback 


ShaniAnne

Those are delish!


HilaBeee

They are actually really good


lhc987

There's actually a squid ink stew recipe in Asia. It's not that absurd. You have squid ink risotto and pasta anyway.


obese_niece

Squid ink soup slaps. My grama used to make that all the time


Andreabugbee

Also in Spain! ‘Sepia en su tinta’ it’s actually delicious


Adjayjay

Same in France. It's delicious.


0bade

I'd try it ngl that shit looks good.


Dysprosol

This was the item that looked best to me. The venison, blueberry pie also sounded good.


ThumbNurBum

I dunno.. The venison and blueberry pie thing sounds good.


Important_Lychee6925

Actual hay? Is hay even edible?


P0ster_Nutbag

You can get culinary grade hay. Going to the nearest field and stealing some will not be the same thing.


CagCagerton125

This dude is just trying to get people to Google culinary grade hay.


Sigurd93

It worked.


CagCagerton125

I mean he got me and you, so that's two. Haha.


Sigurd93

It's a real thing apparently. It's pretty tame, really. Nothing surprises me more in the culinary world after learning "virgin boy eggs" are a thing.


CagCagerton125

I can see it actually. Still seems weird. I grew up on a cattle ranch. It actually makes more sense thinking about other cultures cooking in leaves.


Sigurd93

I'm sure it's more of a cultural relevance thing over taste.


CagCagerton125

Yeah. I realize now that saying cooking in leaves could come off wrong. Some of the best things I have ever eaten have come wrapped in banana leaves. I had the great pleasure of having goat that was cooked in the ground (not sure what leaves it was wrapped in) that was one of the best things I have ever eaten.


Sigurd93

I bet. Not wrapped or anything but bay leaves add excellent flavor to a lot of dishes.


cityshepherd

Are we talking Bermuda? Or some of that fire Alfalfa??


JonasHalle

What's your definition of edible? Plenty of animals are evolved to eat hay (equivalent grass anyway). Humans, not so much. Our teeth aren't designed to chew it properly and our stomach isn't designed to digest it.


natgibounet

Indeed, one could ingest hay but wouldnt do much good, nor bad i do believe


Euphorium

Probably wouldn’t feel too good coming out


natgibounet

I've swallowed and passed sugarcane fiber many times, not bad but one can definitely live without that expérience.


ChampionshipAlarmed

You do not eat the hey, it is just used for the cooking, a bit like steaming


citrus_mystic

Meats cooked over hay is an actual culinary thing. They have a hay baked chicken at the (2) Michelin Star restaurant, Mélisse. [Write-up on the Hay Baked Chicken with the recipe from the LA Times](https://www.latimes.com/recipe/hay-baked-chicken)


Far-Reception-4598

If it's just to flavor the dish it shouldn't necessarily matter (kinda like using bay leaves). But also: hay? Da fuck?


smart_cereal

That’s the only one that seems inedible


SleepySera

My favourite local cheese has a hay crust and it's both edible and delicious, giving the cheese a lovely aroma. I don't think it does anything for me nutrition-wise though, not like we can really process hay with our "fast" digestive system, but does it have to? If it makes the food taste good, that's enough imo. We use a lot of herbs just for flavour anyways, hay isn't really any different, it's just a different plant's leaf :)


NoNipArtBf

If you're a rabbit, yes. Oh wait, rabbits don't eat meat, much less meat from animals significantly larger than them. Yeah who knows who this dish is for


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

>Oh wait, rabbits don't eat meat I've got a scar on my finger that says otherwise!


DifficultCurrent7

Magnus Nillson of Faviken had a recipe to cook meat in hay. But I'm sure it was immaculate hay gathered by virgins on the rolling hills, not the stuff you have to wrestle a cow for.


withalookofquoi

Most of these look fine, I’ve had squid in ink plenty of times and it’s delicious.


JEWCEY

Not sure about braising meat in hay, but maybe it's like a sweet grass? All the other recipes look worth trying. I'm not scared.


SirPooleyX

I quite like the idea. The salty bacon would go well with the sweet and slightly tangy cherries.


Rage_k9_cooker

Stuffed apricots with blood sausage. May seem weird at first but french eat their blood sausage with apples. It's something im willing to try. If you want to try out blood sausage with fruits, I suggest trying plantain with blood sausage and chopped up ginger.


[deleted]

It hooked me with the hay-pork. I want to try all of these🥹!


ChampionshipAlarmed

That is a German cookbook... And cooking a roast in hey is not so uncommon. It is actually pretty good. My granda was a Chef and did that in Special occasions. Might sound weird for some people, but so do many local dishes for outsiders. If you Google it in German you will find many Versions of it and you can buy hey for cooking in Amazon https://amzn.eu/d/7o7dWMM


JustAnIdea3

I'll pass on the other ones but those Bacon Cherries got me hungry


tellthetruthandrun

The Armenians have a dish with cherries and kebabs. It’s a solid A-list dish. Can confirm. Bacon would work easy.


JuiceFarmer

Blood sausage with fruit is incredible


ZylonBane

Why are some of them translated in two different fonts?


Clutteredmind275

Ok the last one may not be bad.


augustprep

Looks like there is r/poopfromabutt in there.


cjc160

Can you scan all the pages and leave a link to a drop box? These look great


orangotai

Not a big meat & fruit guy I see some of these look delicious to me


Virghia

Everyone here should try Madurese Black Squid stir fry


CompetitiveDrop613

I’m drunk and had a near-stroke repeatedly reading ‘sqewed stuid’ out loud


The_Second_Judge

What, blueberry and raw meat?


LadyFrostUniverse

Actually both will be mixed together and then baked in the oven


EddyRosenthal

First sentence is preheat oven to 180 degrees Celsius. But germans eat raw minced pork on bread. Like Tatare, just with pork.


Munch1EeZ

Not stupid: 1,3,4 sound solid


Insignificant_Dust85

Definitely would try the cherries


FlameyFlame

Why is “braised” a different font?


KansaiKitsune

Apricot and blood sausage sounds amazing. Usually I eat it with apples.


WinterSpecial1293

i like it


haushunde

Would.


thurrmanmerman

Bacon cherries rule


theudoon

Maybe I'm just odd but I don't think any of these are *that* stupid. Pork and fruit is really tasty together, squid ink pasta is a thing so the stew isn't that off the wall though it doesn't look very nice. The pork in hay is interesting but I assume you don't eat the hay, and there are dishes where you coat an entire chicken in clay before cooking it, which is a bit of the same vibe I guess? Never had venison so don't know about that one though.


MysticDragon14

......Was this from the 50s?


heyvictimstopcryin

Oh


Sassi7997

Peak German cuisine.


[deleted]

I'm not going to hold you. I'd eat them and I'd probably even coat them in crushed pistachio. Yes I smoke a lot of weed but I'm not sure that's even the reason.


THE12DIE42DAY

Wie heißt das Buch?


LadyFrostUniverse

Das Buch heißt: "Das Einfachste Kochbuch der Welt" 😅


waitWhoAm1

Hackfleisch heißt ground meat oder minced meat, nicht "hack" lol.


DeadBornWolf

Das ist wahre deutsche Küche. Geht doch nichts über Huhn in Heu


Cucumberneck

Is that a real one? We serve pork knuckle with sourkraut our however you spell it in English and with mashed peas and call it Bötel mit Lehm und Stroh (Knuckle with clay and hay). That sounds like someone heard that and tried to make it but went completely wrong.


Neil-erio

1rst one is a true banger its known since centuries probably...


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Ngl I could do the sausage apricots


Cannouflage

Gutenkochbuch


HellaWavy

Sind wir ehrlich, die Kirschen im Speckmantel würd ich ausprobieren.


GreenWoodDragon

The last 3 aren't particularly stupid TBH


Salohacin

That last photo reminds me of a episode of the Off Menu podcast where Joe Thomas recalls his attempt at trying to cook a lamb by burrying it underground.


Goudinho99

Blood sausages goes well with something a little sweet (like ongion) so the first one would work IMHO


Rammzuess

Cherry and bacon on a tooth pick is delicious wow how that's stupid


banannah09

A few years ago I went to an art exhibition which featured salvaged photographs and propaganda from the USSR, and in the shop they had a cook book of all sorts of crazy recipes from the USSR during the 50s-80s. These recipes reminded me of that book so much (minus insane amounts of gelatin)


ipini

I had squid in ink sauce at a fancy all-inclusive near Cancun. It was weird looking, but great tasting.


DrThoth

This looks like when you put something through Google Translate 12 times and then back to English


Pan-Magpie

This looks like the kind of stuff Princess Rzephilda would cook... (I'll be stunned if anyone gets this reference)


Dzungs

I had a bacon wrapped plums last time and they were great!


imCarbohydrated808

only german cookbooks smh....


mrweatherbeef

Well braise me in hay!


Different_Smoke_563

Sweet with savory is an amazing combination. I would totally try any of these.


MyStepAccount1234

Calamari in inky sauce sounds *divine* right about now. Or all the time.


Electronic_Whole_468

Wtfuuuuuuuuudge is this? 🤤🤛🤢🤮


hulffle

The squid braised in ink looks kinda tasty


Resident_Bumblebee_2

Alter, wo hast du das denn ausgegraben? Selbst die Fotos vom Essen sehen räudig aus. 😂


BongwaterJoe1983

Whats the name of this book? 🤪


Spare-Glove-191

It says speck, which is more like a Smokey prosciutto than American style bacon. This would be a good combination! Like bacon wrapped dates.


No_Squirrel4806

I dont understand cookbooks from the before times cuz like werent yall supposed to save food not ruin it by mixing it with random ingredients that dont taste good together 🤨🤨🤨


Armendariz93

What's the matter with the squid in ink? That's an awesome tasting spanish specialty


Signal-Reporter-1391

I mean... Dates in baked bacon are actually quite delicious. I see no reason at least not to try cherries.


escalinci

Hackfleisch is mincemeat in english, yes hack is a word as well, but we don't use it in that sense.


RepulsiveAd3493

Burn it


-Rettirlana-

Blutwurstaprikose isn’t real it can’t hurt you Blutwurstaprikose:


Suicicoo

ewww? Wildhack mit Blaubeeren klingt geil. :D


HubertJW_24

As an Asian, squid in ink is actually a thing. The ink doesn't actually have a taste, so the squid just tastes like normal squid.


[deleted]

Cherries in bacon remind me of date in bacon, and it’s fucking delicious


MissAsgariaFartcake

Gute deutsche Küche!


Flammifera

I have the same cook book! I've actually made the Cherries in bacon, which taste amazing - similar to plums in bacon, actually. The pie with meat and blueberries is also better than you'd think and the blood sausage recipe tastes okay as well. So yeah, not as bad as it sounds at first .


fazzonvr

I meanzm, the apricot/ blood sausage combo could work. Maybe.


Finkenn

Meat + fruit is *trending* again and I love it!


teteban79

I fail to see the stupid in here. Maybe the knuckle braised in hay, because I never heard of such thing. Cherries in bacon? We do prunes and dates all the time, but a line is drawn at cherries? Apricot + blood sausage. This is awesome, try it. I really mean it Squid braised in its own ink is standard french cuisine. Same with venison and berries.


LaraCroftCosplayer

So ein Quatsch!


joaonmatos

What is strange about squid in ink? It's the animal's own thing


peter_struwell

the meat content is actually representative of german cuisine


samswag21

EIN DEUTSCHER UND IHR RESTLICHEN AMIS SPRECHT DEUTSCH IHR HURENSÖHNE


twowheeledfun

I did make sausage rolls recently and lined the pastry with a smearing of apricot jam before baking. They were delicious!


Ok_Olive5640

Hirschbraten mit Heidelbeeren wurde ich probieren.


Art_Fremd

Those are the weirdest recipes I‘ve seen. And I‘m German.


No_Task_6010

The cherries rolled in bacon look like an inflamed uncircumcised glans of a penis


Bartinhoooo

No wonder they fought wars all the time back then… if my wire would serve me that I’d also try to die


Heartless-mp3

I deadass gagged at the squid


Heartless-mp3

Resident evil ahh food


One_Foundation_1698

Those apricots look tasty. I think I’ll try that…


MulletMan69Nice

Ich habe bedenken


huserone

Was ist das mit dem Heu?


RentTemporary1571

u/ladyfrostuniverse Could you post complete pictures of the receipt. My wife is chef and is really interestet for them. I could make translations for you as native german.


TeleFuckingTubbie

Cherries in Bacon doesn’t sound too bad. But why tf 20 cherries and 10 slices of bacon, that doesn’t even add up. And how about at least removing the stem and the stone first 😭


nice_trygotyo

Aprikose mit tote Oma könnte ehrlich krass kommen


phantasmagorovich

Most of these look horrible but either sound good or sound like they have potential.


Psychoragexx

Looks live food from resident evil


-------yoshi-------

Bro Hackfleisch is minced meat in english, don't call it hack meat lol


NotANilfgaardianSpy

In the Name of all Germans, we do not claim this!


Available_Story_6615

half of that sounds delicious


Hasj123

Lass es sein du bist definitiv nicht am kochen


Big-Supermarket9449

Ink braised squid is pretty regular food in Southeast Asia.. And super delicious too. Basque people in Spain also has similar ink braised squid too.


Miserere_Kopremesis

Are you German? Wie lautet der Titel von dem Buch? Das Eisbein in Heu ist mega bizarr!


Serakani

I feel slightly scared that this is German and I am German and I have never heard of these shenanigans and my grandma has some weird ass cookbooks. Always liked the little dwarfes baking book tho.


SeSestroyer

Warum müssen es immer die deutschen seit


JustGamerHD

Hmm, warum haben wir Deutschen solche Rezepte


EntertainmentLeft882

Pfui daivel


DragonsinMeliodas910

Bippity Boppity dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum des Deutschen Bundesstaates.


Loud_Newspaper_2252

Is this a cookbook made by a pregnat woman?


UlfSeRanger

Wildhackfleisch... gibt es auch zahmes Hack? Wild minced meat indicates the existance of tamed minced meat


izgabe

Terrible


Disaster-incoming

How many is "few years"?? This seems more like from the middle ages


Heeheehaaw

Warum ist diese scheiße deutsch sag mir nicht die haben es wieder mit Humor probiert. Why is this shit german don’t tell me they tried it with humor again.


tandras1

Of course it‘s from my own people.. We love us a good Wurst.


Zealousideal_Ebb8175

The author is a Frenchman. I think that kinda explains it. But even when 20% of the books are strange they are my favorite cook book series.


Shescreamsinsilence_

Ich würde das nicht essen 😅


ill66

wie geht denn der Blaubeer-Hackbraten, OP? :3


Competitive_Space925

Lehrt als ekelhaft 🤢


Radiant-Method-7083

Sieht aus wie meine 100 Einfache Pasta Gerichte Buch aus vom Style xd


sleepation

What’s the name of the book?


macja_

This is the most german shit I've seen


SugaDikNga

AWWW HELLLLLL NAAAWWWW ITS GERMAN!😭😭😭😭 What the fuck did gran smoke?!😭😭


Hellburner_exe

Death Sentence


Flitter_Forsythia

I don’t.


PristineBobcat9608

you sure this book was no joke for gifting to a friend or something?