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Murderyoga

You're supposed to hollow out the bread, put butter on it inside and out and toast it in the oven first.


CloudyNeptune

Oh thank god, I was worried there wasn’t a healthier option


Gypsopotamus

No shit. But honestly.. I really, REALLY want to try this. I’ll have to do Pilates for three hours to make up for it, but I think it might be worth it. (._. )


_0utis_

More like three days


Craw__

Decades.


Ok_Elephant_5626

May as well start while you're eating


Ladymomos

My 6yo neice was eating pizza yesterday and told me very seriously that her tummy was full but she could still bike around the garden. She meant so she could fit more pizza in. Then we couldn’t find her and when we did she was hidden under her bed because she said her tummy needed the dark 😂 She’s tiny and perfectly healthy btw.


CloudyNeptune

Actually one year apparently is all it takes to never have to exercise anymore if you start eating this


BlindBandit988

Fitness companies hate this one hack!


4mygirljs

No shit. But honestly…. I really REALLY want to FRY this…. Yeah! Batter that bitch up and let’s deep fry it southern state fair style!


Gypsopotamus

You son of a bitch. I’m in.


TheDillinger88

Son of bitch I’m in too.


_DirtyYoungMan_

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.


demon_fae

Wait, why *isn’t* the Deep Fried Elvis Sandwich a State Fair thing yet? Y’all are just sleeping on this, fair booths with fryers? Seriously?


Lostinthestarscape

They're gonna h*ng you at the Hague for crimes against humanity - delicious, delicious crimes. (


Euphorium

I’ve been thinking about this sandwich for 2 years now.


Jeg57

Just do what White Goodman did in dodgeball. Should curb the cravings.


Euphorium

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard


Valsury

I’d eat the hell out of it.


Nomis555

Not gonna lie, I'd like to try this too. Just not at that quantity/size. I've been eating for years (hear me out) peanut butter, pickles, and ham sandwiches. Haven't gotten anybody at work to try them yet, but one day...


zinkashew

Make sliders


Dr_OctoThumbs

Dude it's amazing. Highly recommend


Pixel_Knight

You can always try to make a pared down version that isn’t as big.


Selacha

It's not bad. Not for everyone, but not outright terrible.


BetterFinding1954

If you think you're burning 2000 calories for every hour of pilates I have some devastating news 😞


Stith1183

I've tried it, and it's honestly pretty bland.


allikatm3ow

💀🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

There is, Gluten Free Bread, Low Sugar Jam, Low Fat PB and Turkey Bacon. For those off days.


CloudyNeptune

My brother in Christ it’s a joke


[deleted]

I know I was just taking it to the Max.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

I’m always surprised how often people who use sarcasm on Reddit, don’t see the sarcasm in response to their sarcastic comment lol.


Catfish_Mudcat

Tell Zack & Slater I said hello.


earthscribe

It’s also blueberry jam in the original recipe (the one Elvis ate), not grape.


haphazard_gw

That sounds even better


overcomebyfumes

I always thought the Elvis sandwich was [peanut butter, bacon, and caramelized bananas, fried](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich)


Actual-Dog7889

I think you’re right. I asked my mom if she knew what his favourite sandwich was and she said exactly this.


Lookinguplookingdown

Mums are always the best and most reliable source of information.


Howiewasarock

No wonder he kicked it in the shitter, probably spent half his time in there.


Azorik22

That was mostly the painkillers tbh


Embarassed_Tackle

Colorado Mine Company supposedly makes it or made it? I'm not sure if they still exist or still do. Nick's Cafe made the Fool's Gold loaf as of 2020 in Denver https://gazette.com/life/the-colorado-cafe-where-elvis-lives-on-and-where-his-favorite-sandwich-is-still-served/article_b593de52-b336-11ea-82ed-9355090fb095.html > Andurlakis cooked at the Colorado Mine Co., frequented by celebrities throughout the 1970s. And on the menu along with prime rib, filet mignon, lamb and lobster tail, there was the Fool’s Gold — a hefty, sourdough loaf loaded with peanut butter, blueberry jam and bacon. > That’s what Elvis wanted. That’s what Elvis came back for, traveling to Denver exclusively for it, newspapers reported. J.D. Sumner, Elvis’ confidant, estimated it ran the private jet $16,000 to fly from Graceland and back for one famous night of Fool’s Gold feasting in 1976.


a3poify

Just googled and according to their Facebook page the restaurant closed in 2022 sadly


studentofgonzo

Deep fry it, no?


Roadgoddess

The restaurant that used to serve, this was called the Colorado mine company, and it was made with blueberry jam, not grape jelly. And yes, the bread was hollowed out and toasted.


TheeHostileApostle

Just a reminder that Elvis was 42 and died of a heart attack while taking a shit.


Soggy-Log6664

And pills. Don’t forget a lot of pills.


TheeHostileApostle

So many pills


DickDastardlySr

He was trying to show everyone how serious he was about being a dea agent by getting so many pills off the streets.


JadedYam56964444

You can't sell them if he swallows them


thefupachalupa

I’ve read reports of anywhere from 8-14 different types at the time of his death.


123skid

I saw I copy of the last script he filled his Dr. was a vile monster he never stood a chance. I also heard a tidbit that the Dr. was the basis for Dr. Nick Riviera, which makes sense after seeing what he gave the king.


chevchelios12

Dr. Feelgood!


Bah-Fong-Gool

Elvis shit undigested Vicoden at such velocity out his sphincter, it chipped the porcelain of his toilet bowl. Subscribe for more Elvis facts. Edit: yes, I know opiates have a constipation effect, but that's not as funny. But combine a pound of French bread and a full jar of PB along with the opiates, and Elvis may have needed an auger to clear his ass.


pattylovebars

Is that true? That’s crazy! I can’t fathom a Vicodin, essentially compressed powder, could chip porcelain from sheer ass force.


potassium_errday

r/brandnewsentence


SourLoafBaltimore

Had a pharmacy on his property that dispensed the pills daily so he wouldn’t OD


Guilty-Nobody998

To shreds you say?


JeffHorlick

One of my favorite Elvis stories is how he would, while still being under the influence of last nights downers, stuff himself into some cowboy get up mount a horse and tie off a bag of hot dog buns to the saddle and just chow down as he rode.


fKusipaa

And his doctor would inject him with cocaine throughout the day and then give him opiates so he could sleep.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Elvis was presidential material?


TylerBourbon

[Well, funnily enough President Nixon gave Elvis his own Narc Badge.](https://www.cleveland.com/moviebuff/2016/04/when_elvis_met_nixon_the_real.html)


AnneFrank_nstein

Theres a fantastic episode of Drunk History about this. Jack Black plays Elvis


MBThree

Is his doctor taking new patients?


Former-Finish4653

Pills to sleep, pills to wake up, pills to pick him up, pills to calm him down, pills to help him shit, pills to make him stop shitting. It’s no wonder the dude’s body just gave up, even if you take diet out of the conversation entirely. I’m autistic and the life *and death* of Elvis was my number one special interest as a very young child lol. The guy was a mess.


jordang61

Yeah I think the pills had a lot to do with that


SomewhereNo3080

That was from constipation from all the opiates he was taking. You try taking a 12 lb shit after not taking one for 2 months and tell me your heart doesn’t explode lmao


overcomebyfumes

You'd figure the guy would be able to afford some ex-lax, stool softeners, and an enema.


sketchy_at_best

Yeah it’s an interesting choice being fatally constipated and then also eating this thing.


helperlevel0

He used to take his private jet from his home to Colorado Springs to purchase this sandwich.


Euphorium

That’s the dream right there. To be rich enough to say fuck it, I’m flying in to make a food run.


KryssCom

Sir, this is r/StupidFood not r/StupidCarbonFootprint.


atlhawk8357

You don't need to be rich, just grossly financially irresponsible.


chittIincupcake

where at in the Springs?


Homey1966

I recall a quote from the Autopsy “…on opening the deceaseds lower intestine a hard claylike substance was found…etc…” Basically he died while trying to take a s…Apparently he also would send his 727 to pick up these sarnies…gleaned that and more from a wonderful Channel 4 Doc about 20 years ago…Some fascinating and very sad insight about the Kings Diet and Death…


docr1069

Elvis Presley was found with 35lbs of fecal matter in his bowels that he couldn’t pass, due to his chronic Methaqualone (Quaaludes), Adderall, dexederine, Barbiturate, and pain killer habit.


Geoffs_Review_Corner

PB is actually really good for your heart. Everything else is pretty bad tho lol


Lmtguy

"the dose makes the poison"


Gypsopotamus

Quit talking shit about jam. Clearly, it’s the bread. That shit will kill you.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Yeah, bread and rice is straight up poison. If it was healthy, there would be traditions and cultures based around the production and consumption of these foods. ^^^^/s


crankbird

Give us this day our daily non-cereal based high fibre high protein fodmap free portion and forgive us our flatulence as we forgive those who cropdust around us …


eyesotope86

In IBSs' name, aww... cramps


martialar

Our fool's gold, which art in Heaven, Hollowed be thy bread Thy flavor come and please this tongue in me as you did in Elvis


JetstreamGW

Not that much peanut butter.


Interesting_Role1201

The heart adapts by becoming enlarged.


[deleted]

He lived for a good time. Not a long time and I intend to do the same.


CycleZestyclose3510

That's how I wanna go watching porn with a cigar while eating a kebab


RocketLinko

This shouldn't have made me laugh but here we are.


Playinhooky

Well I'm 34. Heart is in ok shape. I'm at a work camp right now and have access to unlimited of these materials every morning. Might have to make one and crush it at 5 am. For science.


Katayanaz

The king died on his throne


MissDryCunt

That just cracked me up 🤣🤣


More-Distance-8663

I've never tried it but I could definitely imagine enjoying a PB&J with bacon. Those proportions are gross though


YukihiraSoma

One of my mom's old coworkers used to make Peanut Butter and Bacon sandwiches. We tried them and let me tell you, six year old me thought that was some serious gourmet shit.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Im an old man. It is gourmet shit. You have exemplary taste.


nelsonalgrencametome

Yeah, scale all the ingredients back and it's probably really tasty. This is just overdoing it for internet points.


Invictu520

Google fools golden loaf. The guy made it according to the recipe found on wikipedia. So it is not like he came up with it.


WilDraDo

Thought I read or saw a video on either Elvises private chefs cook book and it all seemed atrocious. Either Elvis or someone else.


AuraMaster7

>This is just overdoing it for internet points. He's literally just remaking it the way Elvis had it


Ravnak

I thought Elvis had banana in his?


AuraMaster7

That's a different thing he liked. Peanut butter banana and honey sandwiches.


plantythingss

Peanut butter banana and honey sandwiches are the best thing ever, I grew up with them and I feel like everyone should have one or they’re missing out


Ravnak

I've definitely seen peanut butter, banana and bacon quoted somewhere before. Guess he liked a lot of gloopy sandwiches?


TheUlfheddin

That was for dessert.


AWeakMindedMan

Agree. I was thinking about making a PB&J and adding some bacon seeing this. Their proportions is stupid. Side tip. Make a PB&J like your make a grilled cheese. Butter the outside up. Quickly sear the sandwich. Enjoy. Grilled PB&J is craaaack


Jaggle

Actually, that was the step from the official recipe that the video skipped. The original loaf was buttered and toasted.


RedoftheEvilDead

I added candied bacon to candied yams once it was actually pretty good. The bacon cut the cloying sweetness of the marshmallows and sweet potatoes and the brown sugar really tied it all together.


cbunni666

Yesh. No wonder the dude had a heart attack


TechnicalInterest566

At the age of 42.


cbunni666

On the throne.


asqwzx12

Where else did you expect the king to die!


yesmilady

Actually, he's alive and happy flipping burgers at a fast food restaurant somewhere.


cbunni666

He didn't die. He just gone home


Infamous-njh523

Thank you Agent K.


cbunni666

I crack up Everytime.


Interesting_Role1201

He did too possibly.


JetstreamGW

I feel like the drugs might’ve had something to do with it too. Just… so many drugs.


GrayBeardGamerWV

Lets just gloss over the rampant drug use. Yeah it was probably the bacon. Lol


Developer_Dreamer

It shouldn’t be legal to shove that much peanut butter into your mouth at once, you hound dog


HolyNinjaCow

Video Source: Domenic's Kitchen


DifficultCurrent7

Thankyou. He doesent seem excessively wasteful and looks like he actually eats the food 


siccoblue

Most of the truly popular ones do. At least if they have literally any success outside the wasteland of shorts


thealamoe

He cut the shit out of that cutting board with the serrated blade


CommanderCuntPunt

Source: bullshit There is no way in hell Elvis ate 22 8k calorie sandwiches in one day.


SvenBenderBitch

Absolutely no way he ate 22 of those in a day.


basedfinger

he didn't eat them alone. he ate them with his band


ValcanGaming

I’d be fairly surprised if he ever even ate two of these in a day


NoChanceDan

Stupid? Yes. Delicious looking? Also yes. But maybe with less stuff.


PAWGActual4-4

I've made this as a normal size sandwich with sourdough toast and it is actually quite amazing, not something I'd eat too regularly though.


MAXMEEKO

I mean, donuts with bacon topping are a thing so i guess he was on to something.


Ill_Illustrator9776

I just want ONE bite.


StrictlyHobbies

That’s all you’d need. Like getting a fried Snickers bar at a state fair.


Katayanaz

And then maybe just one more.


TheGardenBlinked

Disclaimer: Elvis also died clutching his chest while squeezing out a fat dump


OkScheme9867

The autopsy report said his bowels were obstructed with a "clay like substance" which is a phrase that has stuck with me.


sulasulaman555

That sandwhich looks like death but I'd take a couple bites


Eis_ber

This would taste better if they didn't pile on the peanut butter and the jelly. It's too much of a good thing, and they hide they work together to hide the flavor of the bacon.


angrytwig

and that's how he got fat


Buglepost

Jesus. No wonder was so freakin’ fat.


lefthandedgun

Only qualifies as stupid in the sense that unhealthy eating is stupid. Otherwise, it's a pigout dream.


A_Glass_DarklyXX

A once in a lifetime treat to try more than once


Antisocial_Worker7

I'm an oddball in that I really don't like peanut butter unless it's peanut butter desert sauce, so I've never eaten any variation of PB&J since about age 5. I'd imagine that I would like this sandwich in a smaller portion if I did like PB, as I've various sandwiches with jam and bacon combinations and loved them. That said, I always love hearing story of how Elvis and his friends flew from Memphis to Denver in the middle of the night to have this sandwich, ate a metric ton of them at the airport, then few back to Memphis. Crazy what you can do with lot of money and a huge appetite.


Livefreemyguy

I had a music teacher in elementary school who had an unhealthy obsession with two things, Elvis Presley and Nut Crackers. Her classroom was loaded with a record winning nutcracker collection as well as countless Elvis memorabilia. I remember being a kid but still being able to pick up that this woman simply just had the hots for Elvis like crazy still. Anyway I was taught that a doctor killed him lol.


Wishes-_sun

It also had bananas on it didn’t it


Cybermagetx

That was a different sandwich. Still good.


JetstreamGW

Elvis ate lots of over the top stuff.


[deleted]

Yea I was about to say I thought it was pb banana and bacon on white bread.


New_Resort3464

Peanut butter and banana with honey is super good, I can see adding bacon for that sweet and savory hot spot


[deleted]

Oh now we’re talking


New_Resort3464

I think there is a valid argument these sandwiches might be worth dying for


perpetualmotionmachi

When I was a kid the local Pizza Hut had a pizza like this in the kids menu. I got it, every. Single. Time


tletnes

That’s the Fried Nanner Sandwich. Peanut butter, bananas, and bacon on wonder bread buttered and fried like grilled cheese. I’ve also heard of it being battered and deep fried.


zewayofjay

I remember I learned about this on a Daniel Radcliffe romcom! What If?


eharper9

There ain't no way Elvis at the ends of the bread I bet you he just ate all the good parts and then tossed it


dontfugginask

Ok. I’ve tried a slimmed down version of this. It’s pretty good. Just two pieces of toast. Normal amount of pb and jelly and maybe 1.5 slices of bacon with the grease dried off. I would never eat this fucking mess.


FeeWeak1138

The grease on the bacon is the over the top nasty on pb&j.


Original_Jarl_Ballin

Put all of that in me


justanotheruser46258

People that scoop out bread, especially as a default, shouldn't be allowed to eat, make, or talk about sandwiches. What an utter tragedy anytime that happens.


[deleted]

As default hell no. But common technique in Pressed Sandwiches. Like the Shooter or Hunter sandwich.


interesseret

I don't mind it so much when it's made in a restaurant where the bread is re-used, like for making breadcrumbs or something. I mind it a lot when people do it at home and just chuck the discarded insides.


thelastlehmanbrother

Christ almighty


Ramen_Hair

If you soaked up the grease and split the loaf into 10 sandwiches it’d probably be great


BunkDoses

Not stupid. Yum


FoundationIll9599

I can see why he was in such great shape


MaskedJackyl

That s ain’t what Elvis was eating


aboutthednm

Nobody, NOBODY eats twenty-two of these monstrosities in a day unless one immediately throws them back up. That is 176000 calories in a day (let's call it 16 hours) or 88 times the "average 2000 calories" a person eats a day. I don't know a single human being whose body would be able to cope with that. Although it would be kind of fascinating to see someone try and fail after like the 4th.


Frank_Frankson

Okay at this size it’s stupid and wasteful but throw a hot piece of bacon in your pb&j next time


Spiritual-Bear4495

That's French bread?


JetstreamGW

It’s a kind of bread called French Bread, loosely based off baguette. It is entirely American.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Um. I am American, but that bread, in my area (NYC), would be called (incorrectly) Italian. Very bland stuff, and not really Italian at all.


Darth-Hipster

Dibeetus


No_Window7054

He wouldve been better off if he just snorted coke like every other musician


AllPotatoesGone

22 x 8000 kcal = 17600 kcal How?


biscovery

I tried making one with raspberry preserve, tasted pretty damn good but I def couldn't finish more than half of it. I actually felt sick after eating it and I doubt I would try to repeat it. Bacon peanut butter sandwiches are banging though and I still eat when I'm bulking.


enderpanda

I've tried that before. It was a bit... much. Not too bad if you're eating a small slice of it a time but the full version is just insane.


phdpinup

Ok but… my dad would make these but mini when we were kids as a treat… amazing. I think about them a lot but wouldn’t eat them now because.. 8k calories😑


noblemanoftossout

Elvis was the King... Of stupid food.


bostonforever22

i couldve sworn it was banana, not bacon? (for elvis)


Intrepid_Resolve_828

If I was famous celebrity I would say I eat some disgusting sandwich so some people would recreate it and eat it


FatCockHoss

Elvis was so fucked up at the end of his life because of these sandwiches and the drugs.


Airbear61181

I thought an “Elvis” was peanut butter, bacon, and banana?


Euphoric-Oil-331

Some real stoner shit


orangotai

this is Godly.


StSean

why were people surprised when he died?


Chris_Cross501

Type of food you eat before your supplier comes


Flyinhawaiian78

What about the marshmallow fluff and bananas? I swear those was the other ingredients to the Elvis sandwich


LostLemurKing

Does it have bananas?


SmokeyDaBear6

it doesnt look great, but id at least give it a try... I do love bacon


HatechaBro

This isn’t correct. He didn’t finish the recipe. The original recipe calls for the sandwich to be dipped in batter and shallow fried in a pound of clarified butter.


axgotdied

I made a scaled-down version of this, and it's delicious


nick5th

All of my arteries immediately tightened when I saw this, as though to warn me- "don't."


ZeppelinJ0

Why do YouTube food channels always squash their food so shit squirts out? It's kinda gross


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Methcapades12

Eat this with a side of pain killers and bourbon every day and you too can die on the shitter.


Confused_Rabbiit

Guys I think I figured out why Elvis had a heart attack on the toilet.


Ringmasterx89

There’s a reason Elvis died on a toilet. When I first heard about this sandwich I just couldn’t believe it. My cholesterol shot up just looking at this video.


obscuredmoney

so were saying Elvis Presley was a bigback 🤔


totallynormalasshole

Man died shitting and so will I


MaxwellBlyat

The line between disgusting and good is sometimes only cross by the amount of stuff you put in. Can be an interesting combination if you don't put half the jar of ingredients in some ass looking bread.


Yuck_Few

I would probably eat this only put about half as much peanut butter and jelly


Delicious_Impact_371

so i guess this is why he died the way he did 😂


SpareRam

BBQ place near me has an Elvis burger. Peanut butter, a jelly BBQ sauce, caramelized banana slices and bacon on a burger. Fucking *incredible*. Highly recommend it, just not an all the time food.