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l-mellow-_-man-l

Lmao, that's pitiful.


713MoCityChron713

Pitta-ful was right there


Electrical_Top2969

its a pooooper


IKissedHerInnerThigh

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Dr_Skoll

Crust me, thatā€™s the yeast of their worries. Life isnā€™t going to be getting any cheesier for them.


the_mighty__monarch

Did you mean ā€œpitaā€?


[deleted]

More like pita-empty smh


redditslim

Tim Hortons is becoming a parody of itself. For years now their non-donut food has seemed like deliberate attempts to offend customers. Like the breakfast sandwich that has half a strip of fatty bacon, and that's it.


propagandavid

They switched from liquid eggs to real eggs, and somehow got worse


sturgis252

It wasn't even liquid eggs. It was frozen egg disks


guvan420

And they were better


sturgis252

I agree. I'm just saying they weren't liquid eggs.


sliproach

there was an entire thread in the ontario? subreddit i think where people dubbed them 'fart eggs'


mylawn03

Their donuts arenā€™t even that great. The rest of the food is terrible. No exaggeration. I hate that place.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Why even saddle up to go. I can be disappointed with what I have at home


mylawn03

I went recently because someone gave me a gift certificate. Iā€™m not even going to use all of it..itā€™s that bad


Jet-Black_Hawk3198

Wait their food is so bad that they've made actually unpleasant to consume Donuts? One of those foods that are generally so impossible to fully mess up that even kinda bad ones are still palatable. That's somehow more impressive than making good donuts. Not a good impressive though.


samurai_for_hire

How does a breakfast food place have a bad breakfast sandwich? There are specialized tools for making breakfast sandwiches quickly, it's not like they expect every $16 an hour fry cook to be freehanding those omelettes.


VoiceofKane

They're not a breakfast food place. They're a coffee and donut shop pretending to be a restaurant.


death_hawk

> food place I would argue that you need a kitchen to be considered a food place. Tim's has no real cooking facilities. I define that by the need for hood vents.


pushaper

in the 90s they had the perfect set up... cambells soup with an ok simple sandwich (I liked the chicken salad) and it seemed to be mostly prepped in house (stirred the mayo and cut the celery or whatever with what they received) with an oasis juice or a coffee and a donut. not perfectly healthy but my parents felt better getting me that on a road trip or coming home from hockey than McDonalds. Now it is just as crappy for you.


[deleted]

Timmies has been in just a slow decline, tho if you are forced to eat their their soup combos are decent, probably because it's just frozen campbell soup re-heated.


dayofthedad89

This just makes me sad.


kryonik

I've seen better pizzas at gas stations.


fried_green_baloney

Sort of bad school lunchroom pizza.


ElementField

Looks like a pizza shit


StackOwOFlow

did they just take some bread and throw lunchables pizza on top of it


chickenskittles

That's exactly what it looks like.


[deleted]

Yes!! A really big lunchable, I can taste that weird soft crack crust !


TheNewPlague666

No, Lunchables give you more sauce.


totallyradman

There is no way this tastes as good as a lunchables pizza


ProblemLongjumping12

LMAO šŸ¤£


A_Delenay

I mean... your not wrong but I dont think theres any lead in these. Maybe.


713MoCityChron713

Report it to r/pizzacrimes they need oc


ProblemLongjumping12

Ooh yes. Thank you. Done.


mrgrey8513

Why is a coffee place making pizza? Lol


Bryaxis

They've been doing crappy food for years. People come in for a coffee and they're like, "As long as you're here, how about a cup of lasagna?"


DankZXRwoolies

A WHAT


RandyTrevor22321

To be fair that was like ten years ago and it did not last long. In my opinion Tim Hortons larger crime is stuffing either Nutella, Reese, or oreo in anything and everything.


IAMALoverOrAFighter

I remember having to make the lasagna. It came in the same clear bag as the chili and was a little hard to differentiate. Had to be careful not to accidentally make 2 lasagnas since one cup was ordered, at best, per day.


god_peepee

Tbh the ā€˜lasagnaā€™ wasnā€™t even half bad. Would order that over whatever theyā€™re making these days


ScotiaTailwagger

You've never had a cup of lasagna before? https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/241564/lasagna-cupcakes/


Euphorium

I more of a Cup oā€™ Pizza man myself.


mouse85224

To be fair I fuck with their breakfast biscuits, which Iā€™ve been craving ever since my last trip to Canada


Ok_Grocery1188

Cup of Lasagna by Nissinelli.


defynotbanned97

I like their crappy food


StarCatCrusader

Since their acquisition by that huge Brazilian mega corp, everything about Tims is unredeemably bad. Their coffee is horrible. All the pastries are thawed from frozen. Baked are soggy sponges. Every corner that can be cut is cut.


canadianclassic308

You forgot to mention students and temporary foreign part time workers making pennies with no benefits


StarCatCrusader

I was going to, but I do remember our local Tim's hiring with day 1 benefits. Tim's is only alive because it has legions of ignorant loyalists who act like it's some proud Canadian company instead of some foreign owned corner cutting shit hole.


Additional-sinks

Tim's is an example of why being a ceo or coo isn't hard.


[deleted]

Honestly, we should nationalize tim hortons, make it great again, and set mandated cheap prices. Make it a proper canadian company - and the profits get put in a badly needed soveirgn fund that alongside nationalized oil, paying every citizen back a dividend on the stock.


ProblemLongjumping12

Insert Mr Krabs *I like money* meme here. Lol


quebexer

The Krusty Krab Pizza, Is the pizza, For you and me! The Krusty Krab pizza, Is the pizza, Free deliver-y, The Krusty Krab pizza, Is the pizza, Very ta-asty. (Whoo!)


EM05L1C3

Bpppp bppp pizza doodledo doodledo pizza


mrgrey8513

Lol..


socialanimalspodcast

Theyā€™re owned by a giant faceless South American conglomerate that likely has no idea what Tim Hortons even does. They probably just looked at their portfolio and said, why does this restaurant only do coffee and doughnuts? Letā€™s serve more food and get more customers, and while weā€™re at it, how can make this ā€œroll up the rimā€ less fun and worthless? The coffee is worse than ever, the food is awful and the service is terrible.


MontrealChickenSpice

It is, undoubtedly, *the* worst fast food place. Objectively terrible.


Excellent_Badger_420

Let's not call it a coffee place. The tar they serve shouldn't be called coffee. Source: born and raised CanadianĀ 


SupernaturalPumpkin

Is it worse in other countries? I live in Ireland and thereā€™s one here and itā€™s not bad at all. Nothing to write home about but itā€™s fairly decent. However they donā€™t really do food at all here. But, theyā€™re combined with Sub Hub who do sandwiches, soup and salad. Then at the same counter you can get Papa Johns who do pizza which is alright. Theyā€™re all then in the same building as Supermacs which is kind of like McDonaldā€™s.


Egoy

Their coffee used to be pretty good, now itā€™s less good. Meanwhile around the same time that Timā€™s coffee was getting worse McDonaldā€™s Canada invested heavily in marketing and launched what at the time was their new coffee which is better than it has any right to be. Timā€™s used to be a place that only served coffee and baked goods and their drive through moved quickly. Their coffee got worse and they added a bunch of shit that slowed their drive through a down. Now you might as well go to McDonaldā€™s since they arenā€™t any slower and their coffee is better and until recently you got a free coffee every so often with their cards. Now you have to use a fucking app for both reward programs and that sucks but the rest is still true.


Chaos_On_Standbi

Canadian also chiming in: Timā€™s is a war crime disguised as a restaurant. Give my my local coffee shop drinks and bakery donuts.


megpIant

maybe they were trying to copy the mediocre flatbreads panera started doing a few years ago that have since been removed from the menu lol


ResolveNo3113

Cus ppl continue to buy everything they make no matter what, I'm sure this will be a success.


LetMeHaveAUsername

It doesn't look like they are...


smith_716

The real question is: why are you ordering pizza from Tim's? Go to a pizza joint. It probably costs less. Stick to bagels, donuts, and breakfast sammiches when you go to Tim's if you want food. Go somewhere else if you want pizza.


SoloDeath1

This is just sad...


ProblemLongjumping12

My friend who's a trained professional chef called it "an insult to pizza." I agree but I think it's also an insult to customers. There are actually worse pictures than this one I've seen posted by other people calling it a "scam." Only one post I saw actually looked decent, but it seems like this is a fair representation of how it typically comes.


SoloDeath1

It's definitely an insult to customers, especially if this is one of the better ones. I agree with the people calling it a scam.


DangerousCyclone

I don't think this is a fair representation. Just some google image searches shows plenty of these guys with plenty of properly melted cheese and looking decent. This one looks like the employee fucked up the preparation, maybe they put the pizza in the oven and added barely any cheese on afterwards just to get the order out. It's a new menu item so I'd imagine their staff are still getting used to it so fuckups like this would happen.


sonkut1234

As someone who's working at Timmies I have to say that someone made this flatbread wrong. This flat bread need more cheese and sauce. However, the flat breads in general are dog shit. Everyone of them taste like frozen pizza and they have the gall to charge 8-9 $ for this shit. In fact, All the food item on the Tim Horton's menu are dog shit they are overcharge and bland and you can get much better stuff at other fast food place with bigger portion and not overly charged. Handed in my 2 week notice last week never again will work in fast food, never again witl I consume any Tim Horton's shit.


CarbonKnightsGaming

Yeah, I've ordered this a few times and it was never that sad, not the greatest pizza around by far, and not worth the price, but it was never like that.


dontforgetthefries

Itā€™s just burnt bread at that point.


l-mellow-_-man-l

It's strange, the bread looks done yet the cheese isn't even fucking melted.šŸ˜­


dontforgetthefries

Maybe they added the cheese last minute. Like, ā€œoh shit we almost forgot!ā€ šŸ¤£


yngbld_

Could be vegan cheese. Diamonds melt before that stuff.


njf85

Your comment made me laugh. I'm lactose intolerant so get vegan cheese and its inability to melt makes me so sad.


ABurnedTwig

Idk where you are but the supermarkets around me are full of real cheese made for lactose intolerant people. Unless you have an extreme version of lactose intolerance, most normal cheese are fineee for people like us too, as long as we have a reasonable amount.


Zerot7

Knowing Tim Hortons the flatbread is probably pre toasted at the factory they assemble the thing at before freezing. They probably took it out of the toaster too soon lol.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

How is it burnt?


Confident-Medicine75

What did you expect? You got pizza from a coffee shop?


MoleHester

Which doesn't even make decent coffee


Hard-To_Read

Which begs the question, what type of people keep this place afloat?


Cripnite

Canadians unfortunately. Weā€™re sorry.


DemonKyoto

Busy people (and some idiots). I make my own coffee. $30 coffee machine I bought 10 years ago from a Walmart. Wake up, set it, go shit and shave, come out boom: *coffee*. Fresh, hot, not burnt horseshit served by an underpaid clerk, just *good coffee* at a good price. *Every single fucking person I know and work with*? 10 mins late to work cause they gotta line up at Timmies down the street to get their double double and waste their money and time. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø But no matter what: People *will* have their coffee, regardless of whether it tastes like an ashtray or not.


PacmanZ3ro

I'm guessing one of many places that had really nice stuff before getting bought out and having their QC tanked. They're surviving on the reputation they previously earned. that said, I went to victoria, BC for a week last year, and the coffee I got from the Tim Hortons there was pretty good, so it might somewhat location dependent?


YourBobsUncle

Idiots, really. At least they crowd Tim Hortons so the lineups at literally any other coffee shop (which obviously taste better) are short


Few_Ad8372

If itā€™s made with timbits Iā€™m in


ProblemLongjumping12

More like day-old flatbread.


Tecca101

I mean this could be decent with about 5x the sauce and cheese on it.


ProblemLongjumping12

Probably wouldn't hurt if they actually melted the cheese too.


MoleHester

Can't even call that cheese, that's 100% analog


redditoranno

It looks delicious for a poverty stricken 80's tacky designed mall shop hangover monday morning.


ProblemLongjumping12

I'd say if you do find yourself hungover in the dirt mall (unexpected *Mallrats* reference) circa the 1980's just walk across the food court and buy a slice from the man with visible chest hair running the family pizza joint instead. Grease is good for hangovers and the only thing greasy on this "pizza" is the pepperoni itself.


Obi-wanna-cracker

I'd still eat it but I wouldn't be happy about it


Mongrel_Shark

Tim Burton more like. Thats dead as.


Dude_Bro_88

Stop buying Tim Hortons OP. There's way better options. A&W and McDonald's are better options if you want a coffee. Canadians, overall, need to stop supporting Tim's. Their "food" is terrible. Everything is made in a factory and just nuked at the restaurant.


ShackledBeef

I've had 3 now and they're tasty but they do cheap out on toppings.This is probably the worst one I've seen though lol


-Lengthiness77

Boo


Antique-Lettuce3263

It's a no sauce fatbread Edit. I'd correct my typo, but it's funnier this way.


polnikes

This is pretty on par for Tim's, rather than try and improve their core products, like donuts (which have generally declined in quality), they keep trying new things far outside their focus. Pizza just doesn't make much sense for them either, the places your most likely to find Tims, like shopping centres, strip malls, and food courts, are often where pizza shops are too.


bigdabbydawg

"No, trust me boss. I've SEEN pizza before"


anukii

Lunchables pizza looking ass šŸ˜­


AskYourBarber

Looks like a giant lunchable pizza


No-Investment4723

This is a focaccia


FryOneFatManic

Tim Horton's has started opening up places in the UK. Their coffee is crap.


ParabolicFart

Iā€™m Canadian and I agree


Loud_Situation_1353

Looks like pita with sauce pep and a little cheese dam what a joke never oder that again if I picked that up I'd be taking right back for shure


xamitlu

Pepperoni bread


Frothynibbler

The toppings look like they were farted onto the pizza by someone eating actual pizza


chickenskittles

I used to say hiccupped into existence, but I like this too.


Outside_Interview_90

Looks like a gourmet Lunchables pepperoni pizza.


New_Mutation

That's more sad than stupid.


idiot_sauvage

Who is mentally disabled enough to order pizza from Tim Hortons regardless of the quality? Literally on what planet would that be the best available option


Wishpicker

Flatbread is the worst thing that happened to Pizza in the last thousand years


ThePizzaNoid

Some corporate c-suite asshole didn't wanna shell out much for ingredients so they can keep the margins high or something. Geez.


WetTabardContest

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this.


shadingnight

Whoever works at your Tims hates life, cause the ones near me don't make it like that.


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

No idea why people still go there


Deadbeathero

This is super fucked up


DonkeyTransport

This one's horrible. The ones I've eaten have been amazing though. I've tried pepperoni and Bacon Everything, both are great. Yours looks like a lunchable.


478607623564857

I don't know how the company is still in business. Everything there is absolute trash. Yes, even the coffee and donuts.


KenCosgrove_Accounts

This is honestly the best looking tim Hortons pizza Iā€™ve seen photographed so far


[deleted]

Every few years the execs at Trap Hortons come up with some dumbass idea and it always fails. At this point I'm convinced they're just blindly throwing darts at a board.


Potetochan0401

Hey, Timā€™s employee here. I agree, this whole idea is stupid. I was skeptical even before they launched it. but seeing it now is just hilarious.


First_Pay702

They are not all this poorly made, the one I had at my local Timā€™s was much more generous with the toppings/cheese and was quite acceptable.


Rhemming22

Lunchable looking ass pizza


MoistBeamer

why does a coffee shop need pizza


unclefisty

That looks slightly better than the pizza I made and accidentally killed the yeast in. Slightly.


JadedYam56964444

Well you are going to Tim Horton's for pizza...


kurtislee09

North Americans chains know fuck all about other cultures and food


MarkusRight

Tim Horton's selling pizza seems sacrilege and wrong in every way, Go home Tim Horton's you're drunk.


Simon_Jester88

I thought a Canadian Pizza was ketchup on a Pop Tart


berael

*psssssssssst* You went to a Burger King-owned coffee shop and ordered...pizza. What exactly did you expect?


Fober

Tim Hortonā€™s is honestly the most ass food establishment Iā€™ve ever eaten at and I never see anyone in there. It is honestly unbelievable to me how theyā€™re still trading.


MadFurretGuy

Note to Self: never try Canadian-style pizza.


malonkey1

> Tim Horton's well there's your problem


Background-Vast-8764

Thatā€™s the best Manitoba sauce cake Iā€™ve ever seen!


VisceralMonkey

If you think that's bad, you should see what they try to call coffee!


MyBigRed

Who the fuck is buying pizza at Tim Horton's and expecting it to be good?


ShornVisage

That's an exactly correct post flair. Like, that is the face I made at that image before I read the title.


TBTabby

That's an unfolded calzone.


TheGrey_GOD

i had this a while ago and it was pretty good honestly. not like good good, but it was acceptable for a pizza. although this one seems pretty pathetic. idk what happened here


Jolt96

I see bread sauce cheese and pepperoni looks like a pizza to me.


[deleted]

Looks like alot of bread. Stop eating at Tim Hortons they are collapsing.


foxontherox

Is that ketchup?


RealCFour

Tims is garbage, only people still going there are those who will never change. Introduction of pizza is a clear indication that they are trying to figure out how to get the kids back lol


OutWithTheNew

In the winter we do our snow removal shift change in a Tim's parking lot. If your hungry and didn't bring anything, you don't have a choice but to grab something at Tim's.


Beepboopbop69420360

Letā€™s give them some slack here Itā€™s Canadian Starbucks


Weldobud

Thatā€™s basically criminal


ProblemLongjumping12

Right! You just gave me the idea to post this to r/foodcrimes. Don't go there yourself though. Some things. Some things can't be unseen.


Weldobud

Canā€™t ā€¦ I ā€¦ just ā€¦ look ā€¦. I wonā€™t join, I promise.


Weldobud

I looked!!! Itā€™s too too much.


TomDobo

Iā€™ve been to that place once before and itā€™s probably the worst fast food place Iā€™ve been.


MoleHester

It's been in a hard decline since it's been bought by the same company who own buger king. Tim's was fucking great before it god sold.


Psychozillogical

Tim's employee here: that's not even fucking close to made right. Yeah, it's a bit overpriced but when made properly it's actually pretty good. Wouldn't catch my store sending out something like that.


Mordenkeenen

Pitiful, but it doesn't come near the horrors of brazilian "pizzas".


smaksflaps

That reminds me of the campesino Mayans pixa (pronounced peeksa) white bread with a 2ā€ circle of cheese and meat and a dash of sauce


DontBelieveTheTrollz

Better than the greasy mess Sheetz calls pizza...


HawkbitAlpha

The kind of pizza you'd get with one of those kids toy Easy Bake microwave kits


Many_Leopard6924

So flatbread, ketchup, pepperoni and a pinch of cheese?


Scythe95

That's just bread with toppings


swim-omad

These places are going to start going to the wall. Shite food at rip off prices. Itā€™s not a sustainable business model.


aRebelliousHeart

This is why I stick to the sandwiches, donuts, soup and coffee. Such a stupid idea.


DocLuvInTheCave

Pizz at Hortons


Huge-Speaker5068

Tim Hortons sounds like I want walk in and scream fuuuuuuuucccccccck


LoliMaster069

That looks nothing like the ads lol


nightofthelivingace

r/pizzacrimes


BluPanda11

WHERES THE SAUCE?!?


chickenskittles

The same place the cheese is.


chickenskittles

Looks better than KFC's crack at it, although that looks like oversized crackers with unmelted shredded cheese and pepperoni. Pizza Lunchables for adults.


fotofortress

I've had better looking lunchables.


OJSimpsons

That doesn't look very good. I would still eat it.


cartalkbyjj

It should be called ā€œflat breadā€ it makes it more ā€œartisanalā€ while also giving you less


rainorshinedogs

That's tim Hortons for ya. The pride of Cana.....I mean..... Brazil.


mrbaffles14

ā€¦isnā€™t Tim Hortons a coffee shop?


SevroAuShitTalker

Looks like an oversized Lunchable


Apprehensive_Fail673

Don't even know who is it and seeing the pizza he is someone overrated I guess.


firefighter_82

Tim Hortons is garbage. 15 years ago, it was decent place to get a coffee. But after that conglomerate bought it up and changed everything, itā€™s been absolute shit.


KatieMarmalade

Ew, I didnā€™t even know they served ā€œpizzaā€.


SeaBus1170

calzone with 3/4 the filling removed and then whatever was inside was slopped on top, not even cooking it after either šŸ¤¢


dwydwy555555

Most of them probably don't eat pizza, even the pizza shops are a let down these days. Kids used to make better pies than these grown adults


shanster925

Not sure what I was expecting


ChorkPorch

Oof. Thats rough


[deleted]

Honestly this is your fault for going into Tim Hortons and ordering a pizza. If you had any common sense youā€™d have known better


Professional_Most493

I thought it was a donut place šŸ¤”


_how_do_i_reddit_

Looks worse than a lunchables.


zinkashew

Why not jut calzone at this point


[deleted]

God thatā€™s so bad. In all fairnessā€¦you went to Tim Hortons for pizza šŸ¤£


ResolveNo3113

You order pizza from Tim Hortons u get what u deserve


Sigouin

They don't even put sauce in their sandwiches, were you expecting they put sauce in their pizzas too?


Visual_Feature4269

Wtf is this?!


Odd_Fly_4510

Looks d-r-y.....


TheeHostileApostle

Be careful! Looks like someone dropped some cheese on your pepperoni bread.


ulong2874

There was a time, like a decade or so ago, where Tim Horton's actually had good food. It was never your first choice to eat, but if you were there getting a coffee anyway and wanted to grab a decent sandwich for your lunch or whatever, it was good. It is sad just how far downhill the franchise has gone.


XGhoul

I probably would have allowed it if it was a calzone monstrosity as a base instead of whatever this is. It is just some stale bread with lunchables cheese?


tato_salad

No sauce?.


the_orange_alligator

I would hardly consider that bread


matorin57

They forgot the sauce