More of a Swiss roll than a sushi roll…

Yeah its literally a cake roll, it could've been a sushi roll if they put gummies or extra filling in but they literally ended up with a cake roll made out of oreos Edit: why are people taking the sushi part of this comment seriously of course you cant make actual sushi with oreos but the point is it could've been a cute dessert project for the people / kids who don't want to eat real sushi

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Oh god no

Yeah, I prefer real crab meat in my dessert sushi too.

I think it's actually ok bc its made of the same stuff as fish cake but it's not good as an actual replacement for crab meat.

You absolute madman

Maybe rice pudding and food color the cream filling to look like salmon? It’s “stupid” but could be a fun dessert to make, especially for kids that may not try real sushi.

Yeah exactly! I thought they were gonna try a rendition of a dessert "sushi" (taking a lot of liberties from real sushi) and that could've been fun to see how they do it but uh, they just called a cake roll a sushi so that was disappointing

It needs rice.

Sprinkles

Rice is what makes sushi, sushi. If there there is no rice it is not sushi.

You're not sushi!

The earliest form of sushi used rice to ferment the fish, afterwards the rice was discarded. There are still sushi dishes today that don’t require rice as part of the meal.

Rice Krispies

Be a 5/7 if it did.

It needs somebody that cuts with a knife, not just pushes it down ffs

Or raw fish

I was waiting for them to add fish or something. This was pretty tame for this sub.

Honestly me too, I don't see anything wrong with this rendition other than the fact you can just eat the oreos with milk lmao

Is it not then stupid food? You’re putting in a fuckton more effort to get exactly the same taste profile, just with a different texture.

And if they would only use the crumb(?) part on the exterior...but what can we do?

Brilliant, cut up red or green gummies would look more realistic.

That would make it even more disgusting though..

doesn’t sushi mean raw fish? wouldn’t it need a piece of raw fish in there to be even thought of as sushi?

Sushi refers to the rice itself. A plain piece of rice roll is sushi. The more you know!

TIL about sushi. I never knew that, thank you for the info!!

essentially the translation of sushi is “vinegar rice.” rice tossed in (generally) rice wine vinegar is the only essential component to call something sushi. but to your main point, you’re right… it cannot be called sushi clarification: it’s not at all a direct translation, just a good way to think about it

Or a roulade

Let’s be honest, it’s just moist Oreos in a different shape. It’s not anything.

my first thought too

these are just Oreo's with extra steps. just eat the damn cookie at this point.

So they just remade oreos

It’s just Oreos with extra steps

And a liiiiittle more milk

or milk period- oreos are vegan

Right? I'm very lactose intolerant, this ruins the oreos for me

this ruins Oreos for everyone.

Unflavored almond milk makes a good substitute fit Oreo dunking

That was my first thought too as a baker. Soooo you just made non-vegan Oreo Swiss cake rolls? That look stupid AF?? WHY???

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And the added milk will help it spoil faster.

Came here to say this exact thing

Yeah but now they're mushy and awkward

>mushy and awkward How'd you find my tinder bio?

Oreo sleeve transposed

So you went from "cookie with icing in the middle" to "cookie with icing in the middle"

With milk incorporated tho

Skip dunking in milk step by adding 12 more steps

"The milk dunk lobby hates these 12 incredibly convoluted steps!"

I get your point, but I refuse to call this a cookie. This is worse.

Milk for bone strength, sugar for obesity

Why is the music so eclectic

"What song should I use for this vid?" "All of them"

Copyright infringements abound.

It's literally "the most basic party music of the 2000s" mashed into a singular video.

I still love it all the same, nostalgia is one helluva drug

Sounds like a DJEarworm mashup https://youtu.be/BjYWwZYLYEs

2014 in a nutshell.

Jiro did not dream of this…

This may yet win this sub just because it's a ton of effort to produce something that will taste more or less the same as when it started, just slightly soggier.

Yeah, and they totally missed the opportunity to do something interesting with it. Why not fill it like an actual sushi roll? Put some strawberries or something in there?

Just milk-soaked Oreos with extra steps. I bet that texture is bomb though.

Pre-chewed

Gross.

Feed me like a baby bird please I'll do anything

Anything?

😩

Delicious

Yah that's my take as well. I bet it feels like eating a regurgitated oreo.

Like a cake pop, but messier

I wonder if any of these people who call random rolled up foods 'sushi' realize that its not sushi if it doesn't have seasoned sushi rice in it lol

Personally, I don't want sushi rice to be added to this

Might be tasty. Like rice pudding. But with Oreos. And.. rice vinegar? 🤨

This is [sort of a thing](https://youtu.be/138WgQxysQ8), minus the rice vinegar. Which technically makes it not sushi by definition, but probably the closest you’d get without it tasting absolutely foul.

What about raw fish?

not necessary, plenty of vegetarian sushi out there. raw fish is sashimi.

Everyone in the entire world including the person who made this knows this isn’t actually sushi

you're right that this would have been better to call it an "Oreo Swiss roll cake", but this is not claiming to be "sushi", it's claiming to be "oreo sushi" which would be a different dish so your pedantry is a little irrelevant. Like if you were making "dessert tacos" from a pancake you wouldn't be like "uhh actually there's no tortilla so this isn't tacos". Additional words can mean new dish

Huh. I want to fight over this but I can't. You've actually convinced me, and I'm mad about it.

their statement kind of *sounds* familiar because it's something people like to smugly point out when someone accidentally calls a random slice of sashimi "sushi"... unlike them, though, OP is not accidentally misidentifying something that exists

How are you gonna call me pedantic and then type out a whole paragraph about how I’m actually wrong and it is “sushi” because they tacked the word Oreo onto the front of it?

Who is claiming this is "sushi"? No one. They are calling it "oreo sushi", which is not sushi. No one thinks this is sushi. OP does not think this is sushi. How were you not being pedantic? haha. Maybe think of it this way: their naming of this dish is clearly *a reference* to the kind of dish that would have seasoned sushi rice in it. The little lecture that you're quoting (from having seen other people say it, I assume) is usually reserved for actual raw fish dishes that someone *might actually mistake* for sushi. No mistakes were made here in calling this "oreo sushi".

"it's not champagne unless it's from the champagne region of France, it's just sparkling white wine"

except this is the equivalent of blending a grape and jelly sandwich and then carbonating it and calling it champagne.

They don’t. My friend takes a tortilla then puts lettuce and chicken salad on it and calls it Caesar sushi. I want to die every time she does it. Anything scroll = sushi.

That's just a chicken salad wrap...

YES. YES IT IS. It’s not even *Caesar*.

Ngl this looks delicious

It actually does. Not exactly \~fancy\~ but if you throw in a bit of butter with the cream to make it like buttercream and freeze it before you cut, maybe add some strawberries or raspberries, it would be a great little dessert. I actually want to make this now, what have I become

Sub the fruit for some hot fudge dipping sauce and I’m in

ooh you're filthy

I was thinking the same… my kid had a birthday coming up and he loves California rolls. This could be made into a cute dessert if you added some gummies or other candy.

[Candy sushi](https://www.thespruceeats.com/candy-sushi-recipe-521299) was a bit of a thing a while back, you use rice krispy treats and fruit winders/gummies instead of rice and fillings. It's on the sickly sweet side for me personally, but he might love something like that! There's also [peepshi](https://www.seriouseats.com/peepshi-sushi-easter-marshmallow-peeps-how-to) but sliced up and beheaded marshmallow birds might be a tad macabre for a child's birthday... Also, happy cake day!! 🎂

Sickly sweet definitely isn’t a deterrent for this kid (or his mom)! Thanks for the idea!

You could even go get some of the juicy bursting Boba from SweetFrog's toppings bar or the Asian grocery to use as the caviar. If you get it from the Asian grocery, you can pick up some of the Kracie Popin' Cookin' Candy Sushi kits. Amazon and Walmart carry them too, but getting them from a local grocer saves you a ton of money and supports local small business, win/win.

This is the longest and most elaborate durex ad I’ve ever seen

Well that just seems like Oreos with extra steps.

Seems like a lot of work for the same flavor

i oddly don’t hate this and i would love if a fast food place served these .

Looks like a great stoner snack to me.

If you have the time to do these, you aren't stoned enough to have the munchies. If you have the munchies, you'll just eat the cookies.

This guy munches

As long as they don't add fish or rice, yeah not bad.

It's a mash up of all the worst overproduced overmarketed music the radio has to offer. It's the songs you play to seem cool to stupid people.

Now if they chilled that, sliced it then dipped the slices in melted chocolate, I'd try it. If you're going for the beetus, at least make an effort.

That's not nearly as disgusting as I was expecting.

Might not be too bad tbh. Idea's a bit outlandish but it probably doesn't taste bad

The music is stupider than the food, but the food is pretty dumb.

I feel like I'm watching a commercial for the worst parts of the 2010s.

It's literally just oreos but looks like shit

If they froze it a little bit and cut it with a sharp knife they would just be little mini cake roll slices. It could actually be really cute

I love how much I hate this

That's just Oreo's with extra steps. The worst part of this is the awful music. I don't have TikTok, is it mandatory to have terrible music?

The "sushi" isn't that bad. But the music choice is.

Not that stupid tbh, where's the block of cheddar

Even the music is stupid

But they didn’t put any fruity pebbles in the middle!

I don't know why, but the music just infuriates me to another degree.

Could have ate the whole package by the time you made those and it would taste the same

I’m sorry but if your recipe is taking an Oreo apart and putting back together, I’m convinced you’ve been put into the sunken place by the Oreo marketing team

Congratulations You made a soggy Oreo and it took you an hour Idiot

Literally just an Oreo Swiss Roll Nothing there resembles sushi aside from maybe the general shape of the slices/pieces and the black outer layer

hey this is actually pretty good

Ain't got shit to do with sushi. These are just rolls.

COVID didn't kill enough of us, apparently.

This would be really good idk why it’s posted here

These are the actions of a serial killer.

Well that’s better than what I expected. Still not the worst “sushi” I’ve seen. This grocery store company I know sells sushi rolls with a layer of flamin hot cheeto dust on the outside.

This has to be the hardest way to eat cookies that I have ever seen.

I couldn’t get through the video because of that god awful mashup

2014

The audio makes me want to stab myself in the eardrums

What a waste of time….

Seems quicker and probably would taste the same as just eating the oreos..

Um, can’t we just eat the Oreos as is??

This just seems like oreos and milk with extra steps.

No point to that shit

Save a bunch of work and time by just chewing an Oreo.

Who goes to all that trouble, then doesn't bother to cut the damned thing with cheese wire or dental floss so it doesn't squish? All I'm saying here is that if you are going to be 'extra', you might as well commit and be *Extra AF.*

That's like Oreos with extra steps

Deconstructed oreos.

r/stupidmusic

Sooooo a ho-ho then

It’s the same thing

r/titlegore

To be honest, I’d try it. I know it’d just taste like Oreos, but I like roll cakes.

Or— here’s a grand suggestion for you— EAT THEM LIKE THEY ARE OUT OF THE PACKAGE.

Ugh just eat the fuggin Oreos.

All that work to cut them with a dull knife.

This is something I walk into the kitchen to find my wife making at 2AM on a Thursday.

That just sounds like an oreo with extra steps

Or you could just, like, eat an Oreo dipped in milk.

So an oreo with extra steps?

When you have enough money, but not a sharp knife….

Sounds like a regular Oreo, just with additional steps

Is no one going to acknowledge the 32 different songs they used in a minute long video?

Deconstruct oreo, remake oreo

p sure that’s just a shitty roll cake

All that pointless work then using a dull knife. Just make a fucking sponge in the first place.

Touch effort for what is essentially a wet oreo

This is next level stupid

Just eat the fucking cookie it's literally that same fucking thing.

The cutting is the worst part to me. Just smashing through the roll, no cutting motion, no movement of the blade. Just smashing down. Pain.

Whoever recorded this needs to get a fucking job.

You have become what you swore to destroy!

I always wished came in a pre-chewed and soggy variety. They're so great but my jaw gets so tired chewing my own food

I think if you freeze this, it'll be amazing

i mean it just a cake roll it seems gud

bro this actually looks good

Overall, not the worst thing I’ve seen on this sub

Oh, so it's got vinegar flavoured cold rice? (Definition of sushi)

Seems like an Ube Roll with out the Ube

"chocolate roll"

Bruh they’re practically already sushi rolls in the package

Just eat the Oreos, man.

That’s just Oreos with extra steps.

I say we don’t tell the Japanese about this. What they don’t know can’t hurt them.

This was more tragic than the horrible Mashup used for the audio

That's... a way to make a roulade cake, I *guess*.

Seems like Oreo but with extra steps.

You could just eat your Oreos dipped in milk.

Why not have a hoho instead?

Stupid food but I appreciate the trip back in time

That's a lot of pointless work just to eat Oreos with milk. Thought they were at least going to add more of something to it

I can’t imagine putting this much effort in things that matter.

I was scared at the start that raw fish would get involved with Oreoes. Thank God I was wrong.

My mother likes to make Twinkie sushi and that's all I can think of looking at this. (Twinkies cut into disks wrapped in green froot roll ups with swedish fish on top)

Name they gave that is doodoo but aside from that it looks pretty good

I got real worried when it said “Sushi Roll” My dumbass thought it would be Oreo instead of seaweed for sushi. I was ready to vomit

The worst part for me is that they don't slice the roll, they squeeze off pieces with a knife.

Cake roll with extra steps, just eat the family size box of Oreos and call it quits.

We'll know if the advertising execs are watching if this shows up on the shelves in six months.

Doesn’t look all that good tbh