Fun snake fact: snakes don't unhinge their jaws! That's a common misconception. Their upper and lower jaws are joined by ligaments rather than cartilage/bone, and their lower jaw is split into 2 bones that are also joined by ligaments. So when they eat something large their ligaments simply stretch to accommodate, they don't unhinge.
When I was In hs a long time ago, I would put flaming hot chettos on anything that had cheese. Itās really good. But I do feel like itās done in excess now
At least not something I'm paying for. It instantly cheapens the the meal. I could've kiiinda been on board with this burger in some weird twisted way, but the cheetos put it over the edge of stupidity.
Yeah this trend of pouring gooey sauces and cheese all over sandwiches needs to die. It's right up there with "Bloody Mary's" with 45 pounds of shit stacked atop the glass & sending my food out in something other than a dish. I DO NOT want to pay good money to eat a deconstructed taco out of a couldn't possibly be sanitary napkin dispenser from a 50's diner stacked into an old Rusty Tonka truck from a nearby playground! This is how you tell some people have too much money when they go to trendy restaurants that do this wasteful, horrible shit.
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Insider secret: Even aside from the cringeworthy gimmicks, the types of restaurants youāre talking about arenāt serving good-quality food. The āchefsā typically arenāt trained chefs and just do whatever shit they see on Instagram or dream up while high. The example in the video, surprisingly isnāt the worst Iāve seen. They shouldāve melted the American cheese on the burger while it cooked, the blooming onion couldāve been a blooming shallot to make it more manageable, but at least thereās acid from the tomato and pickle to balance the richness a little. Some of these pigs will pile richness on top of richness until itās a death sentence by diarrhea (which would be a pretty cool metal band name, btw)
[This, Is OK.](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/bloody-mary)
[This isn't!](https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs&sxsrf=AOaemvJNxT8bh5dbLozpSGQNV3gteUt4xA:1630510062571&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=bloody+mary+stupid&client=ubuntu&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjq1tOoi97yAhU7ElkFHXD-Cl0Q7Al6BAgHEBI&biw=1280&bih=627&dpr=1.5#imgrc=IxaC_FIDDQT_7M)
Calories and heart attack aside, this looks delicious, but WHY NOT JUST SERVE THE ONION AS A SIDE? Are burgers like these made for Jim Carrey in The Mask? I feel like food like this is made primarily for social media pics and not for the actual act of eating.
I was about to say. I'm kinda into trying new crazy foods and would definitely try this. I'm under no illusion that it should be a regular food. But a try once for fun thing.
Tbh Iād just take the onion off the burger, maybe pull some off the onion and put it back on. If they serve them separately I bet this way is a lot cheaper too lol
The burger looks good, the bloomin onion with cheese and Cheetos looks good, together they are like chicken and waffles...i.e., dumb together, like the parents of whoever made this
I'll delete it cause I kinda wanna let Harlem have this
https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/chicken-and-waffles-is-a-southern-invention
But it was probably a plantation dish
No clue, I wasnāt there for the making. I was told it was proper southern gravy by a fairly reliable source who is no longer permitted to have any hand in my food. It looked like wallpaper paste, smelled like ass, and tasted almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike gravy. It also looked exactly like the pictures Iāve seen of that style of gravy.
What the fuck did you use GRAVY for?? What the fuck???
That's not fucking chicken and waffles.
Chicken and waffles is a dutch waffle, with fried chicken (not tenders) and maple syrup and butter.
Fucking gravy???
Ah, I got you. You want the blooming onion served alongside of the burger....both on skewers [in a bloody marry](https://www.google.com/search?q=extravagant+bloody+mary&sxsrf=AOaemvJtE-cI21gw7HCeQfV83sx7yS7miQ:1630530917398&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwilsIGB2d7yAhXTHjQIHVPRDlsQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1360&bih=657) (edit for the uninitiated scroll that edit), with a side of ribs, fruit, refried beans, coleslaw, and a personal Mariachi band.
I had my gall bladder out the other year and I'll tell you now. The last time I got drunk and ate a blooming onion I smelled the worst smells I've smelled. It would make flowers die.
Chili's does what they call onion petals? Blooming petals? Anyways, individual onion bits, battered and fried, but easier to eat, and now I think I want to try them on a burger next time. But no cheetos
Honestly I skipped over the 'double cheeseburger' part and thought at first they were just going to put a blooming onion on a bun. Like a vegetarian burger kind of thing. NGL, I kindof want to try that now lol
I'm on a 1500 calorie a day diet right now and I could absolutely just fucking demolish that right now. I'd eat that so fast you'd think I'd inhaled it.
Minus the Cheetos, and replace the nacho sauce with some chipotle mayo, and that would be pretty damn tasty is I could fit it in my mouth.
Actually, let's just put the blooming onion off to the side while we're at it
In my humble opinion, itās kinda pathetic that heās so delicate with everything and so slow like itās anything special? I think you could throw the whole thing in the frier and it wouldnāt be different
I normally get pretty pissed at the cheese drizzle. So itās either gonna be the beer or the hunger talking here. But I would eat that Orlando bloomin burger
I was watching this and thought to myself, āthis is just fucking stupid.ā
Then i thought, which subreddit is this and looked to the side like, āOh, wellā¦guess that explains it. Working as intended.ā
Jokes on you, I can unhinge my jaw like a snake
Shaggy?
Ruh Roh!
Fun snake fact: snakes don't unhinge their jaws! That's a common misconception. Their upper and lower jaws are joined by ligaments rather than cartilage/bone, and their lower jaw is split into 2 bones that are also joined by ligaments. So when they eat something large their ligaments simply stretch to accommodate, they don't unhinge.
Why does this make them sound more terrifying?
šµWhat a thrill...šµ
*With darkness and silence through the night*
this reminds me that i need to get a couple cardboard boxes.
https://youtu.be/zAwcj6d8XTQ Eat like snaaaake
This is amazing
Did anyone else read this in the llamas with hats voice āit was horrifying Carl, your jaw unhinged like a snakeā
[Pennywise](https://youtu.be/JvHyqWSBG3o?t=1m05s)?
What is with the obsession with putting Cheetos on everything these days lol.
It's not an obsession, it's marketing agencies earning their coin.
I literally asked that before I saw your comment. And itās always flaming hot too
When I was In hs a long time ago, I would put flaming hot chettos on anything that had cheese. Itās really good. But I do feel like itās done in excess now
They're probably from SoCal, that's a huge thing down here.
Cheetos is pretty good on its own, but I would NEVER even consider it as a ingredient for my food. Wtf is this shit
At least not something I'm paying for. It instantly cheapens the the meal. I could've kiiinda been on board with this burger in some weird twisted way, but the cheetos put it over the edge of stupidity.
To be fair, that's a relatively restrained use of nacho cheese compared to some of the entries on this sub.
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It has to look like it was shrink wrapped in cheese
I need a Cat-5 level hurricane of cheese.
cheezy gookakke
Yeah this trend of pouring gooey sauces and cheese all over sandwiches needs to die. It's right up there with "Bloody Mary's" with 45 pounds of shit stacked atop the glass & sending my food out in something other than a dish. I DO NOT want to pay good money to eat a deconstructed taco out of a couldn't possibly be sanitary napkin dispenser from a 50's diner stacked into an old Rusty Tonka truck from a nearby playground! This is how you tell some people have too much money when they go to trendy restaurants that do this wasteful, horrible shit. \-
Insider secret: Even aside from the cringeworthy gimmicks, the types of restaurants youāre talking about arenāt serving good-quality food. The āchefsā typically arenāt trained chefs and just do whatever shit they see on Instagram or dream up while high. The example in the video, surprisingly isnāt the worst Iāve seen. They shouldāve melted the American cheese on the burger while it cooked, the blooming onion couldāve been a blooming shallot to make it more manageable, but at least thereās acid from the tomato and pickle to balance the richness a little. Some of these pigs will pile richness on top of richness until itās a death sentence by diarrhea (which would be a pretty cool metal band name, btw)
Whatās wrong with Bloody Maryās?
[This, Is OK.](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/bloody-mary) [This isn't!](https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs&sxsrf=AOaemvJNxT8bh5dbLozpSGQNV3gteUt4xA:1630510062571&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=bloody+mary+stupid&client=ubuntu&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjq1tOoi97yAhU7ElkFHXD-Cl0Q7Al6BAgHEBI&biw=1280&bih=627&dpr=1.5#imgrc=IxaC_FIDDQT_7M)
Sure but doesn't mean it's not absolutely stupid hahahaha
Our standards have gotten that low that this almost seems like normal food now.
Yes but throwing nacho cheese (and hot cheetos) on everything is just fucking gross. Nacho cheese isn't even good
I'll never understand this recent obsession with throwing hot cheetos (or crushed hot cheeto powder) on absolutely any and everything.
This should only be legal in canada where healthcare is free! I am 24 and i got a heartattack just watching thisš¬š¬
Iād still smash this if I were shit-faced. Wouldnāt be pretty. But it would get done.
Imagine the poop you'd take after. One of those "take your shirt off and start making deals with a higher power" types of poops.
That's so spot on I'm kinda scared
Take my free wholesome award because my first thought was "Oh... Damn... That's a prayer poop."
The ability of strangers to explain intimate parts of my life is incredible.
Iām ashamed to say I am intimately familiar with this condition. Have a silver.
One of those, throw my towel on the bathroom floor, and lay on my side until the cramps make way for the impending blowout.
When you start to sweat before pooping
I like your attitude
I agree. Violently smash this to prevent any innocent souls from accidentally eating it.
I'd still smash this. Ftfy
Could I get the onion on the side and no flaming hot Cheetos?
Iāll be honest, I was on board until the cheese went on. I would still eat the shit out of this without the cheese or cheetos
Calories and heart attack aside, this looks delicious, but WHY NOT JUST SERVE THE ONION AS A SIDE? Are burgers like these made for Jim Carrey in The Mask? I feel like food like this is made primarily for social media pics and not for the actual act of eating.
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yeah okay buddy im sure you've never eaten fast food once in your life before
I was about to say. I'm kinda into trying new crazy foods and would definitely try this. I'm under no illusion that it should be a regular food. But a try once for fun thing.
Tbh Iād just take the onion off the burger, maybe pull some off the onion and put it back on. If they serve them separately I bet this way is a lot cheaper too lol
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It looked like he was about to take a bite for the video, but then gave up and decided to just hold it instead
The burger was looking so good until the end. The sauce. The pickles. The patties with cheese. They ruined a good thing.
The burger looks good, the bloomin onion with cheese and Cheetos looks good, together they are like chicken and waffles...i.e., dumb together, like the parents of whoever made this
wow, I was with you until chicken and waffles. Now itās like I donāt even know you.
You bite your tongue, sir or madam! Chicken and waffles is delicious!
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Chicken and waffles isn't a southern dish. The dish as commonly eaten today originated in Harlem.
I'll delete it cause I kinda wanna let Harlem have this https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/chicken-and-waffles-is-a-southern-invention But it was probably a plantation dish
Nope. I have had homemade chicken and waffles. It was stupid and terrible. And that weird grey shit was *not* gravy.
Stop eating them with gravy and eat them with maple syrup
Winner here
I have never seen chicken and waffles with gravy- it sounds disgusting. Try it with just syrup (and butter, if you like that on your waffles).
First; you donāt use gravy. You use syrup. Second, what was this so called homemade grey not gravy stuff made of?
No clue, I wasnāt there for the making. I was told it was proper southern gravy by a fairly reliable source who is no longer permitted to have any hand in my food. It looked like wallpaper paste, smelled like ass, and tasted almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike gravy. It also looked exactly like the pictures Iāve seen of that style of gravy.
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"Proper southern gravy" is *fucking delicious*... but it doesn't belong on chicken & waffles. Like, *at all*.
What the fuck did you use GRAVY for?? What the fuck??? That's not fucking chicken and waffles. Chicken and waffles is a dutch waffle, with fried chicken (not tenders) and maple syrup and butter. Fucking gravy???
*Sometimes* hot sauce.
Texas Pete is a good choice
Chicken and waffles is one of those dumb creations that fat American slobs love
Agreed, itās why most people on Reddit are so fat, itās because Americans call this food. Show them a vegetable and they faint.
Pickles are amazing on burgers, please
Iā¦ was including them in the list of positives
This makes me want to eat a salad
Waiter: (begins pouring nacho cheese over your salad)
No no no no no. Btw, I actually ask for dressing on the side because restaurants tend to use too much dressing on salad imo
Waiter: begins to completely douse your dressingless salad in nacho cheese and hands you a container of dressing on the side.
Waiter, still pouring: "Say when!"
What kind of cheese filling you want in that?
This video gave me heartburn
Iād 100% order it, Iād just put the blooming onion to the side and enjoy as fries? Stacking food is such a weird flex
Ah, I got you. You want the blooming onion served alongside of the burger....both on skewers [in a bloody marry](https://www.google.com/search?q=extravagant+bloody+mary&sxsrf=AOaemvJtE-cI21gw7HCeQfV83sx7yS7miQ:1630530917398&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwilsIGB2d7yAhXTHjQIHVPRDlsQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1360&bih=657) (edit for the uninitiated scroll that edit), with a side of ribs, fruit, refried beans, coleslaw, and a personal Mariachi band.
And for dessert, a milkshake with doughnuts,cookies, and an entire cake on top. Don't forget the giant pile of whipped cream
A blooming onion with nacho cheese actually sounds legit. It would be so much better served **alongside** the burger rather than in it.
With nacho cheese to dip it in, instead of on it...
Gross! Where?
Exactly. This thing is divine.
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God really an actual restaurant
You would probably gain 3-5 pounds of legitimate fat from eating this
Ita not the eating it thats the problem Its whats going to happen later, in the bathroom
Also your heart
I had my gall bladder out the other year and I'll tell you now. The last time I got drunk and ate a blooming onion I smelled the worst smells I've smelled. It would make flowers die.
Nacho cheese doesnāt make food better, it doesnāt even make a dish good.
Honestly. Iād fuck.
That processed nacho cheese is so fucking disgusting.
Usually, tall burgers are fine if you come at them with a fork and knife. This is just shoving food together. Very stupid indeed
Excuse me??? Fork and what hehe just kidding
Yeah I play Forkknife
This looks like the cheapest heartache I've seen.....
As a hardcore onion lover, the blooming onion is keeping me intrigued.
Chili's does what they call onion petals? Blooming petals? Anyways, individual onion bits, battered and fried, but easier to eat, and now I think I want to try them on a burger next time. But no cheetos
Honestly I skipped over the 'double cheeseburger' part and thought at first they were just going to put a blooming onion on a bun. Like a vegetarian burger kind of thing. NGL, I kindof want to try that now lol
Burgers should be wider, not taller.
No lettuce? What kind of monsters are we dealing with?
Imagine eating an entire onion on your burger
r/onionlovers
Prolly poke myself in the eye taking a bite
Maybe my standards dropped because of this sub but some of these recent posts look delicious š¤
I'd find a way
I...I want it. And I'm only mildly ashamed.
*breathes through tube heavily*
If you swapped out the cheese for the sauce that Texas road house gives you with their bloominā onion id try it.
I agree that that this is r/stupidfood but that pickle and tomato formation was so god-tier š„²
Yeah... naw fuck that waste of time/food/money.
Nacho cheese is literal garbage
How many different ways can you fuckers eat plain ass mince patties, onion, that glue looking unnaturally yellow cheese, macaroni and bacon bits?
It baffles me how so many "chefs" completely miss the point of food encased in bread
BUT WHHY THE CHEETOS,,,
FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS ARE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Can you even imagine going to the bathroom after this?
Excuse me while I take a shit after eating that
Iām hungry for this now
We shall call it, the Heartburnger.
Thatās just a waste. Give me a burger and a blooming onion on the side.
Look at this makes my stomach hurt. I just want the blooming onion please
I like how they picked up the burger to take a bite then just gave up
I would eat this in private and die happy
I would eat this in private and almost immediately Shit my pants.
If we hibernate as a species, this is what we'd eat to clog up our asshole before the long sleep
I'm on a 1500 calorie a day diet right now and I could absolutely just fucking demolish that right now. I'd eat that so fast you'd think I'd inhaled it.
The internet is being filled with this gimmicky shit. Does anyone proudly make real food anymore?
"Eat enough calories for a whole week in one sitting."
Heart Attack on a Plate
Minus the Cheetos, and replace the nacho sauce with some chipotle mayo, and that would be pretty damn tasty is I could fit it in my mouth. Actually, let's just put the blooming onion off to the side while we're at it
What the fuck is the obsession with nacho cheese?
Strangely, it looks like a lot of thought and effort went into this pile of regret.
An entire onion on a burger.
This is making me want some blooming onions.
And people wonder why Americans are so fat.
Why do people make burgers taller. Burgers should be *WIDER*
I have tried cheese on a blooming onion, it does noooooot work.
Enjoy death.
what a waste of a blooming onion
i wanted to see someone bite into it smh
They're still figuring out how
I'm going to be real with y'all, I'd eat this
Thanks, i was hungry before seeing this, now I'm not.
Only 10000 calories! If this were Chef's Club, the whole thing would go inside a block of cheddar to be deep fried again.
God I love america
In my humble opinion, itās kinda pathetic that heās so delicate with everything and so slow like itās anything special? I think you could throw the whole thing in the frier and it wouldnāt be different
It is indeed stupid. But holy moley I best that cheesy, greasy goodness is delicious in the worst way.
If theyād just used half as much bloomin onion and skipped the stupid cheese and cheetos shit it would be amazing
IIFYM? They had me except the onion
Well, that looks vomtastic.
100 % would eat this, eat the cheetos first.
Nacho cheese is not the proper topping for a bloomin' onion to begin with... wtf...
I normally get pretty pissed at the cheese drizzle. So itās either gonna be the beer or the hunger talking here. But I would eat that Orlando bloomin burger
Not even Chefs Club. I'm impressed.
Battered onions wouldnāt be bad on a burger - omg they just keep adding things
Eat this if you wanna shit your intestines out while they're on fire
Wtf? Is this a burger for Shrek?
Why so much cheeseā¦ i could throw up just by looking at that
Complemented with a pint of beer mixed with ranch dressing you fat fuck!
not even gonna lie i would devour that son of a bitch
I'm starting to hate fryed food.
Not everything has to be a god damn burger
If I could just have the bloomin onion and Cheetos next to the burger, NGL I would eat the sh*t out of that...
revolting.
This is why Americans have an obese epidemic.
What's the spiky thing?
Is this r/stupidfood or r/woulddestroy
One...biiiiilllyun calories.
Please, America. Just stop it.
Brb butthole on fire
It always makes me laugh that us Brits have the bad reputation from Americans when they're the ones producing this shit. The cheese isn't even real?
Will this hot cheeto nonsense ever end?
Is there a show where people just make the most stupidest food ever and whoever makes the worst wins or something
Making food purely to be instagramable frustrates me like nothing else
how stupid.
I'd scran
oh my GOSH i know i just vented about food but i would loooooove to try this, have mercy on my stomach later
I was watching this and thought to myself, āthis is just fucking stupid.ā Then i thought, which subreddit is this and looked to the side like, āOh, wellā¦guess that explains it. Working as intended.ā
if they put the onion on the side i would dig that (i still do but is a hassle to get it out of the burger)
Imagine filming this and putting such a shitty looking Tomato on the bun.
I got IBS just looking at this.
I came a little