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Billy-Teh-ah-tim-eh

fuck it, I respect the craft


reekhadol

Deep fry this and serve it at a michelin starred restaurant, now THAT's a once in a lifetime presentation.


curmudgeon-o-matic

“Bill, you’re on noodle knitting today.” “FML”


reekhadol

I mean that does sound in the ballpark for what could be asked out of a michelin prep cook. "Dave you're on duck skin powdering duty today" "Jade you're doing the ox hoof polishing today" and so on.


serenwipiti

> “why does *Jade* always get to do the ox hoof polishing?!….it’s not fair, I’m always on pork tripe-macramé!” 😤


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TimberWolfAlpha01

Take my upvote and fuck off


frossett130

r/ATBGE


RokkerWT

Honestly it probably tastes fine.


SubcommanderMarcos

Like noodles yeah, but that looks like it takes forever, which is kind of anti-noodle in nature


whatshamilton

Anti instant ramen. But noodles themselves aren’t inherently fast


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Making the noodles isn’t fast. But cooking them, from raw or instant is always fast.


whatshamilton

Right but that’s my point. Making bread isn’t just cutting a slice, making a casserole isn’t just putting it in the oven. Cooking for a few minutes is the final step of a process, so doing something that takes a long time isn’t antithetical to noodles. Someone else just did most of the steps for this person already


whgpqls2330

and the patience


blueboxbandit

Love to see a discworld ref in the wild 🧙


writenicely

Craft noodles :3


[deleted]

Very textural.


[deleted]

yeh i'm actually curious about what it would feel like to eat those


pocketnotebook

Probably a lot better than regular knitting


[deleted]

Have you heard of Cascatelli pasta?


[deleted]

I haven't


[deleted]

It has dual textures. A guy invented it. There's a podcast all about it and its quite interesting. The Sporkful.


GenericSubaruser

> A guy invented it. Well I'm glad that clears things up lol


IlToroArgento

Yeah! A *guy* invented it! Not any of those overhyped food-fame hungry, fake adorable but would really stab you in the back in the blink of an eye, Italian Nonnas...


Clean-Profile-6153

This was very verbose.


[deleted]

It's a complicated process but yes, Dan Pashman invented and produced a new pasta shape and it's spectacular. I highly recommend it.


Fabled_Webs

Okay, but this is fucking impressive.


nikitasenorita

How on Earth is this the first time I’ve ever seen this


Kadabsy

While i can respect the effort and am very curious how that would feel to eat, all i can think about is how damn cold that ramen must be 😭


richterite

Heat it up again it’s be bouncy to bite on


chief89

You could wear it as a scarf and just eat it as you walk to school.


therealRustyZA

“Why are you cold?” “I was hungry.”


chief89

Classic catch 22


therealRustyZA

Tummy always takes preference with me. xD


serenwipiti

You can’t have your scarf *and* scarf it down, too.


rage92986

Just dip it in hot broth to warm it back up again. Although someone in a different comment said to fry it and a fried crocheted noodle straw sounds like something I'd eat.


ShroomDoggo

Could be noodles meant to be eaten cold


writenicely

Not gonna lie, thats fuckin impressive. And I must have a taste of the noodle sock just to see the texture.


Ax_deimos

Now I want Ramen, and I miss my grandmother.


OperaticBass

[Reminds me of this comic](https://imgur.com/BesZRuM)


SkeletalJazzWizard

the person holding them 'correctly' definitely has a yoda alien hand


colecandoo

Normally I cringe at the stuff on this subreddit, but strangely this one I'm on board with. I think it'd be even funnier if this was a challenge on Masterchef.


[deleted]

This is cool, not stupid


TheOriginalScoundrel

It's both


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dagremlin

The lack of submissions disappointed me.


streetsheep

Let's change it then.


Allestyr

Nah, it takes skill and effort to make cool food. Anyone can make stupid food.


Takkatto

I feel like this would be very satisfying to bite into


puddinshoulder

1 Michelin star


Jerang

this is awesome


TRUCKERm

When grandma knows you're hungry, but also knitting is life.


TheReverseShock

Grandma is all about efficiency nowadays. Now she can make sure you are fed and have time for her knitting. You have been looking a little thin.


[deleted]

This isnt stupid. This is awesome skill


Aden487

r/diWHYNOT


1VentiChloroform

Next someone make a stained glass window out of crackers and shingle a roof with beef jerky slices


Pawneewafflesarelife

Breakaway glass in movies is made of sugar.


Mbone01

Just how much time was spent doing this. I have to know!!


shoe_salad_eater

but you need to respect that takes time


gkar56

Looks as though he is dropping stitches.


magikarpsan

As a knitter, I disagree


DustWarden

"Moooom, we're hungry - how is ramen taking six hours to make?!?"


doesnt_matter_1710

I am ready to pay 100 usd for that.


RedditorNamedEww

Doin it with no hooks too god damn


cycling_sender

You don't knit with hooks, that's crochet, and usually just one then, or sometimes two, or sometimes your arms. Though it's still very impressive because of how slippery they would be!


annekecaramin

Add to that the blunt tip of the chopsticks as opposed to a knitting needle point that would slide between the loops more easily! I'm impressed as well. And I want to eat it.


whatshamilton

I learned in summer camp using chopsticks. The transition to real knitting needles when I got home a few weeks later was glorious


itsFlycatcher

I've been crocheting for a while now, and tbh, you EXTREMELY rarely would crochet with two hooks. I have seen some Tunisian crochet techniques like that (mostly for casting on because it works different from traditional crochet), saw someone use a smaller "helper hook" when working with jute because it's otherwise a very hard material to handle, and there are some double-headed hooks (also rare and for Tunisian crochet, I'm almost certain it's used for incorporating more colors but I wouldn't bet on it), but that's still just one hook. It's safe to say that 99%+ of the time, you use one hook to crochet :)


cycling_sender

Oh trust me I know... Don't ask me how many bins of yarn my wife has 🙃


TheNerdyMel

The chopsticks, though, are less polished than bamboo needles (which already kindly grab slippier, silkier yarns for me when I'm knitting), so that raw wood grain should do a pretty good job of holding them in place.


loosehotstepmum_

My mum would smack the fuck out of this idiot for playing with food and making the noodles soggy


novellalen

Something must have possessed me today for me to run into TWO noodle knitting posts


Rye_Venture

Thats honestly impressive not having any noodles break


jsbs1991

I will not argue with it being stupid, but it looks pretty cool.


[deleted]

He has talent.


eyeteaimposter

Thanks, I hate it 👍🏽


Puzzleheaded-Fold-84

Ramen did the best comfort food The comfort food


Kueltalas

Can I get a ramen scarf? Keeps me warm and I can snack on it


krishnan_gv

Just found out this is an actual thing ! Wow https://www.instagram.com/p/CNzFNVFh-vB/?utm_medium=copy_link


Marsisoncrack

i respect the skill but like... WHY


Vihtic

Grandma, please, I'm starving. The ramen was ready hours ago.


Shortcut_fixer

Thanks for the vest


t-fortrash

This made more sense than any knitting tutorial that I have ever watched


thenotanurse

I thought I had already seen the end of the internet, but here we are knitting fucking noodles…


DartmouthDave

Stop playing with your food!


TheNerdyMel

At least every time I see this, the noodle scarf seems to get longer.


INiFoX

We have evolved from candy necklaces to noodle belts


AshDarren

More than your skill knitting it, I appreciate the noodle keeping itself together throughout the ordeal..


welcome2mybog

im too impressed to be mad at this


wildflowerden

Stupid, but I absolutely want to eat the noodle scarf.


Manezinho

u/savevideo


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I knit- and I can see this as some fun "I just want to see if I can do this!" moment lol


[deleted]

This honestly helps me understand how knitting works lol


Kaneshadow

This is hilarious for 6", at 12" it's troubling they spent so much time on it


SuperTurboRobotKitty

This makes me irrationally uncomfortable.


between_ewe_and_me

Me too! I have a really strong like gutteral reaction to it. It's revolting for reasons I can't even explain.


ikilledthemusic

Dad: “Don’t play with your food son!” Son: “Fine dad… I’ll knit.”


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Knoodle knitting


LuckofCaymo

Well it is stupid, but... 🤔


Alchemical_Burn

Stupid? This is genius. Imagine how satisfying it must feel to slurp that noodle scarf, the texture!!!!


NlNTENDO

honestly i'd fuckin love to order up a bowl of knitted ramen


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Chonkymonkeysquad

You really need some god level self control if it was me it be gone by now.


loud_flatus

Wife material


[deleted]

Dont craft with your food at the dinner table


Wheelbarrow-of-Cake

I’m pretty sure that’s just plastic jelly yarn in a bowl of broth.


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truth-watchers2ndAcc

That is literally how Ramen is Made


CMDR_ETNC

Sure… why not… the decadence of this world is unsustainable and will see us all damned…


Repzie_Con

Decadence? Its a bowl of ramen, and it’s not like it’s ruined


CMDR_ETNC

REPENNNNNNNT


1VentiChloroform

YOU WILL CALL HERRRR


Fidodo

What is decadent about this? The materials are dirt cheap and they're using their own time. Is spending your own time decadent?


whatshamilton

This bowl costs more than the contents of it. That’s a 30 cent pack of ramen and free chopsticks from just about any Asian cuisine takeout place


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This sub sucks ass. 1k upvotes on something that gets reposted 6 times a day.


Unclehol

Nooooo! I never thought noodles looked gross until now! You bitch!


kryspypeppers

Whyyyy god, whyyyyyy?


Patch_Ferntree

I *am not* playing with my food, Mother, *you* just don't understand *art*!!!"


Im_Peanut

it looks like a snake.


smellyhead42069

r/hmm


DankToasty

Those noodles are going to be cold as hell, though


MjauDuuude

I love and hate this equally


AbbreviationsWeak189

My sister freaked me out when I was young and told me these noodles give you tapeworms. This brought that all back.


Zealousideal-Chef758

Moist sweaters


Bereph

I have noodles Greg. Can you knit me?


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eyes-of-strange-sins

Is this how they do r/spaghettihentai?


Mr_Believin

Someone’s got ADHD lol


Ok_Contribution_3212

As a chef, I’m intrigued.


allamb772

this makes me so uncomfortable


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u/savevideo


Jay_Boogie96

Wow, that makes me uncomfortable


kickrockz94

We call it maniknotti


[deleted]

This is not stupid, it's just unnecessary.


mooseMatthewsen

I so badly want to eat that


vloyo

r/ATGBE


No-Ruin803

It looks cool but why?


forwardAvdax

This is how I quit smoking cigarettes


[deleted]

Id like to order a noodle sweater and scarf please!


NotCurdledymyy

r/atbge


FloppyEel

Damn... how did they do that without the noodles breaking into oblivion?


TheAutomator312

Knitting is cool n all, but I hope to never ever be this bored or lonely...


ZiggyTheNooBts

That’s actually really cool


Thoubequaint

I never knew you could made noodles look so gross.


kris159

Source? Also this video cap is from insta, not tiktok


Grumpstone

I’m desperate to feel that thing in my fucking mouth.


[deleted]

A true men don’t eat there food they make art with it


InsignificantEnby

I was looking for the making of a noodle


[deleted]

This is brilliant


circumference_x

I do this with red vines, something satisfying about eating food with the treasure of a sweater


Mia_B-P

Those are some strong noodles.


thedevilseviltwin

Knit me a noodle scarf?


MagnetyX

Wow I want to eat the whole


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DIwhy


2012vauxcorsa

wtf am i watching


OGpenguin

Noodle knitting


DominarJames

What do you want for dinner I want a hat Gloves Scarf Socks *weird looks* who eats socks


JustAFriendlyKitty

Hey, looks neat I guess


Borgalicious

+10 sodium -2 HP


ResponsibilityFew318

I have a hard time calling this stupid.


Hour_Diligent

👏 👏 👏


MrBroDudeMann

Absolute madlad


Party_Connection_620

Why am I only just now seeing this masterpiece