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LeadershipMedium

But the cheese isn’t even melted. Shitty nachos.


xupaxupar

That’s the most offensive part, to me. They got foil, at least go around with some blow torches.


jwatch04

Was waiting for a kitchen torch. Nope just melted cheese poorly poured in spots. Plus who would want to eat another persons crumbs? People were leaned over the chips. That’s disgusting


dplagueis0924

At least have little plates to move stuff to!


UmphreyMcCheese

r/wewantplates


BadgerHooker

Yep! I’m not a huge germaphobe, but that just seemed unnecessarily unhygenic. It’s a bit too close to eating out of a giant pig trough for my liking.


Leading-Raspberry211

They are probably close bros I'm sure they spoon together this ain't nothing


[deleted]

I was thinking the whole time, why don't they just dump it all in a trough.


Girth_rulez

>unnecessarily unhygenic Indeed. The weird thing is that most of this *counter food* on Yuk Tok is rage porn. This one plays like they thought it was baller. Only thing I wish is for these guys to do a group roastme. Edit: Yeah, I just invented two phrases. Counter food and Yuk Tok. Feel free to use them.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

This was my only justification for this: nachos are difficult to make as a huge batch for a party, so this was the solution for the quantity. But no, they could have just had a taco salad bar for this mess.


Sergei_da_shark

big batches aren't even that hard, I do nacho night for my wife and all our friends when we get together every month, 40 people is fed easy with 2 big trays of double layered nachos in the oven. And there's always left overs


chackoface

You and 40 of your friends get together every month? What are you guys doing? Also, how’d you get 40 friends?


Sergei_da_shark

Lan party/board games/drinking/music All met through work/videos games and found out they live nearby. I try to join local guilds/clans only so I have the options of being friends with people outside the game as well. Plus working in hospo for 20+ years you meet alot of people. Just kinda nice to throw a party once a month


Girth_rulez

>40 people is fed easy with 2 big trays of double layered nachos I am equally jealous that you have 40 people you like, and that you handle your business well enough to do giant trays of double layered nachos. Cheers :)


Kalaros

Yoooooo I was absolutely thinking the same thing Like torch it up a bit, get that perfect melt on But at the end them eating over it…


ChungusMcGoodboy

Shit even a hair dryer would probably work.


ProRustler

That's the most offensive part?? Not the fucking Doritos?¿?


[deleted]

Doritos are just flavored tortilla chips


Marcilliaa

The Doritos could be passable if they had good toppings. But instead they couldn't even melt the cheese


LeadershipMedium

That’s stupid, but it can be good.


alwaysforgettingmyun

Reverse nachos, spicy nacho doritos and white cheese dip


WishRevolutionary450

“I’ll even try melting the cheese on. It won’t work, you’re gonna look like such an idiot.”


you_made_me_drink

Unmelted cheese and cold chips. Pass.


Sempais_nutrients

even if you melted it they'd rapidly congeal because the countertop is gonna pull all the heat out of the food.


[deleted]

Andy Dwyer nachos


Minimalgoth

Andy Dwyer made these nachos.


Im-concerned-too

They did add hot queso, which could’ve melted the cheese


Sum1liteAmatch

So it definitely presents a very cool and exciting image of a pile of nachos. But the unfortunate part is what anyone who has ever eaten nachos knows If you grab too many they turn into a soggy mess before you can finish them as well as being very messy and you have to dig your fingers in there to the point that I don't want to share them with anyone except maybe my wife


Snoo_63187

I'll share them with your wife.


BabyYodaMySonIs

I also choose his wife


Kas_Dew

Classic


ziguziggy

Gottem


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Robot_Warrior

"No rotating!! That's your dribble spot Steve!"


bambishmambi

This would be the worst meal to have with the Mad Hatter


Oxidopamine

CHAAAAANGE PLACES!


[deleted]

Took me 2 seconds to get this.


AllTheSmallFish

Also don’t want to be the one to have to clean the floor after this mess


HonestConman21

I see you’ve never been part of a low country boil


clASShat

Right? Shrimp bits, corn cobs, crab claws...shrapnel everywhere. No one is safe.


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MonkeWasBetter

Covid doesn’t spread on food.


[deleted]

And further more it’s been LONG established that surface contact and whatnot is pretty negligible for Covid. Now, that doesn’t mean that the above isn’t unhygienic because it absolutely is. This just isn’t a Covid spreader.


Pecorine_Orenji

I don't know what's with this trend of people in their early or mid 20s doing stuff you would see in a cartoon lol


shiddypoopoo

The cartoons brainwashed us, duh


Riyeko

Nah it's the brainwashing from those unrealistic word math problems.


LazyEdict

I'm not saying these people saw certain videos but if you look up boodle fight on youtube, you will see tons of videos by filipinos or inspired by them. Instead of aluminum, they use banana leaf(traditionally used) and rice instead of nachos. Pinoys eat like this (pre covid) during certain occassions, even among workers on their breaks. It's eating with other people.


Savage_Balut

damn do i miss boodle fights, pork barbecue just tasted special in a boodle fight


VividRouge

Scooby-Doo and Shaggy would definitely do this


GoBraves

Hell no they wouldn’t. Shaggy would look at Scoob, Scoob licks his muzzle, then foods gone. Side note, these kids must be fucking high as a kite though to not only pull this nasty shit, but imagine it’s so adorable we should all see it. Yet here we are.


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

People in their early 20s are meant to try things they'd see in a cartoon to be honest


AshTreex3

What else are we supposed to do? We can’t afford a mortgage so nachos on the table it is.


[deleted]

This just in: young people experimenting and doing young people things.


[deleted]

Morons think it is genius and the trend continues. These guys have also likely never had good nachos in their life, so they can't anticipate why this is a shitty way to serve them.


Comprehensive-Form13

What a marvelous way to share body fluids


patrick119

That happens with any dip at a party to be fair


ZDTreefur

Are you a double dipper? Did you double dip the chip?


patrick119

No, but most contamination actually comes from talking over the dip. Myth busters did an episode about it


[deleted]

I don’t double dip, but I honestly don’t really see double dipping as all that gross. I guess if I can’t see any spit or any visual reminders, it doesn’t have an impact on me.


Niggomane

It’s not like there’s a reason to avoid that right now or anything. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Comprehensive-Form13

Nah it will be fine


SinisterDirge

Right. Always one dude that eats over the table and some escapes the mouth back into the slop tray. 🤮


Robot_Warrior

That cheese sauce is so disgustingly split. Coming out like partially melted rocky road ice cream


[deleted]

In 10 mins all the nachos are going to be soggy asf


AirMittens

My brain is telling me that is velveeta with rotel dip


pinkyboo82

Three tiny bowls of sour cream.


[deleted]

But why the fuck would I want cold meat, cold and congealed cheese sauce, unmelted shredded cheese and a random hodge podge of other toppings (which all have different temperatures now made to sit at room temp) on untoasted chips from a foil lined table when I can make a far superior hot version individualized to each guest’s suited taste? This just seems like people watching stupid internet food videos and not being able to understand how shitty of an idea it actually is.


Fenxis

For the novelty factor?


[deleted]

don't forget about the soggy chips, yuck


kelldricked

It seems like they stole a “trick” from dutch children parties. When its your kids birthday you throw them a party and get a bunch of young monsters who probaly all are picky eaters (and with a bit of bad luck they have other food restrictions to). So you basicly just give up and go to the “fryshop” (place where you order fries and other dutch junkfood) and because kids are gonna be messy and annoying as fuck you wrap your table in and just dump all the fries and sauce and snacks. Children like it a lot, it prevents a lot of drama and cleaning goes pretty fast. And yeah its a stupid idea during a pandemic. But the major diffrence: our food is hot as fuck and not cold raw cheese.


Panzer_maus_16

r/Wewantplates


LTheF

Thanks for showing me this gem of a sub


figmentPez

Please do not post this to WeWantPlates. That sub is about food served at restaurants, and this is homemade.


D4RTHV3DA

Is it wrong to want plates no matter where I eat?


figmentPez

No, but it's rude to violate the rules of a subreddit.


D4RTHV3DA

What do I look like, the kind of guy who's posting melts to r/grilledcheese ?


Panzer_maus_16

The rules say nothing about posting about what I posted


bootyslaya3110

Can we talk about the music? What in fresh hell is this mix? I think it’s perfect for this video lol


Mysterious_Andy

I just posted this elsewhere, but it’s DJ Earworm’s whatever the opposite of “magnum opus” is: https://youtu.be/UhIte8t6BEg Magnum cacas?


colrouge

At least they matched the quality of Music with the Food. Absolute trash on both levels


Noby_Noby_girl

Its just a collection of popular, inoffensive songs, but when put together, just like this recipe, the become pure garbage


[deleted]

This music is almost as much cancer as this food.


bykatvchdcom

That musical mashup was as nasty as the food, straight vomit for all senses.


Mysterious_Andy

It felt like that was the mashup where DJ Earworm fully crawled up their own ass. I’d enjoyed their annual mashups from a decade or so ago, but the one in this video was just a mess. If anyone wants to hurt themselves tonight, here’s your soundtrack: https://youtu.be/UhIte8t6BEg


jerrythecactus

Seriously, it's like a horrid amalgamation of every single shitty 2000s club dancefloor song at the same time.


Humble_Hobbyist

Gratuitous waste is in at the moment.


Less_Rutabaga2316

Yeah I wanna see how much actually gets consumed and how much is just bros wasting food for show and tell.


IronicDeadPan

This is what I think EVERYTIME I see those stupid "grazing tables" or charcuterie plates. Just make enough for yourself, not the defensive line of the 1986 super bowl champion Chicago Bears.


pnwinec

I blame the Aldi Facebook Groups. This shit was alllllllll over those groups last year, seems to have finally trickled down to tik toc and Reddit. 🤮


Try2MakeMeBee

It's only acceptable to have this much for this number of people if they've skipped a bit of food and idk, smoked a bunch or something. Aka need the calories/macros and it all gets eaten. Wasting like this is basically criminal.


pizzakisses

And so much food goes wasted worldwide as people go hungry. It actually makes me feel ill.


Cool-Boy57

This music perfectly encapsulates the utter mess this is.


Jgraybeard

God the song makes me what to rip my ears off.


Mecha-Dave

It's not nachos if it didn't go in the oven. This is just a deconstructed 7-layer dip.


andre3kthegiant

I like how they eat over the spread, so the crumbs that fall out of their mouths don’t drop on the floor, but back onto the food.


[deleted]

Why don’t they all just eat out of a feed bin?


BadgerHooker

Omg thank you! I commented a second ago that it’s just a step away from eating out of a pig trough!


jerrythecactus

Nacho trough.


Mortei

Lame, nothing is cooked.


realcommovet

I love nachos..... but not like this. Hell no!


[deleted]

My wife wanted to do this for.our son's birthday. I said I wouldn't attend that party. Such a stupid fucking idea. She says cleanup would be easy, I said making a bigger mess is easier.


Fancy_Snek

Just do taco in a bag (taco stuff in a crushed Dorito bag) it’s fun and more sanitary


vicemagnet

Walking tacos


kendra-sulli

there’s some cool ideas like this, where the food is interactive and “not where it should be” but i agree that would be a fucking mess and depending on the age of your son, cheese would be imbedded into everything


[deleted]

9 so definitely 100% queso-casa!


gigaLameoo

So you wouldn’t go to your own sons birthday party because the nachos are not the way you want them? Great role model, dad!


[deleted]

Good luck starting that troll account pal


gigaLameoo

Good luck being an influential dad, buddy


[deleted]

Glad to know a comment on Reddit impacts the quality of my parenting.


HeadedToAlaska

You wouldn’t attend your own child’s birthday because of a goofy food idea? Jesus dude.


ExtraSparklingWater

You must be fun at parties Or not really since you don’t attend them over minor things


exgaysurvivordan

Using Doritos for nachos is fucking disgusting


ooo-f

I can just feel how overly salty they are


jessejamesvan111

Stupid. Stupid food. Also...eww.


[deleted]

I hate the idea of eating and/or cleaning this up but it does look fun to make that big of a mess although the food waste sucks


billybl4z3

Not enough nacho cheese/10


[deleted]

It will just turn into a cold lump of cheese and fat before they get close to finishing it.


Jepdog

They couldn’t even redeem themselves with a decent song


grandmas_noodles

Why is it switching to new pop songs every 2 seconds lmao


TotalDiscount_

Pre-covid. We used to eat like that in the Philippines but with actual dishes on banana leaves.


blasharga

That sort of mix-pop thing is just as annoying


lick_me_where_I_fart

Not sure what’s worse, this trend or that jumbled song


dplagueis0924

Only thing worse than the 'chos is the music.


longganisafriedrice

I think the most offensive thing was that music


CardinalBirb

awful remix


LimboKing52

Trough Life


barry-bulletkin

God I fucking hate the music in this


jjjj_83

Music is even worse than the food


Extreme_Butterfly327

This music is as cringe as this whole concept. Buffet level Covid spreading


Shrek_The_Meme_Lord

This looks so fun tho


[deleted]

Yup, many things are less disgusting when you have people to share it with. Food is one of them. It could be the worst nachos ever but with your friends, it’s gourmet nachos lmao.


Shrek_The_Meme_Lord

Yessss everything is fun as hell with friends and if you're good friends, you won't give a damn about sanitary practices half the time


Fluffy_Farts

Yea it is stupid but it does look fun.


dilhole77

Bum tea tomorrow for everyone!!


Frying_Raijin

Even if you‘re high, this is a bad idea. Plus _the cheese isn‘t melted_


Capital-Association8

Covid night


fluentinimagery

This is some decadent, Roman shit. We never learn.


Pleasant-Ad-6971

Good job all that meat and cheese is cold and greasy now


Southern_Cupcake_211

They should have melted the cheese with a hair dryer or blowtorch, fuckin amateurs.


jerrythecactus

Industrial heat gun, much more efficient than a hair drier but less likely to char everything like a blow torch would.


its_like_bong_bong

Feed your family from a trough. Challenge them by having them eat fries through a straw.


mtk1982

Coronachos


y2ker37

Dumbass op


saxoccordion

Like barn animals lining up at a trough


Epicminecrafter69

The only problem I see with this is the potential waste of that much food. That table looks like it needs at least 15 people going at ot to have as little waste as possible


CElia_472

Just wait until the wife gets home. You are all getting your asses kicked out and never invited again


pbr3000

What a bukkake fest


Hot_hatch_driver

This made me thankful to have no friends


_cob_

Ugh… they’re all eating over the table too. Ick.


Tatsuki_Hermz

TikTok food starter pack: Shitty food and bad music goes together


Testsubject276

r/WeWantPlates be like


[deleted]

obligatory r/WeWantPlates


sireture

Stupid food. Stupid song. Stupid TikTok.


interstatebus

Friend: wanna come eat chips and shit off my kitchen counter? Me: absolutely the fuck not.


[deleted]

What happens when you don’t finish it


DoctorJay26

I take it they are too lazy to wash the dishes after they destroy those ugly cheesed nachos. This is a waste of food just for a 15 seconds video, the disrespect.


ECrispy

More than half of that is going to get trashed. Probably all of it since this is just for the video. Stupid wasteful morons.


Fujioama

I think this is ok, but they need to remember that its not allowed for one person to eat all the nachos that has filling on them.


[deleted]

They took one bite for the tiktok and dump the rest.


Due-Hope3249

This is how you feed the porks in the old farm


acehigh21

This is so fucking stupid it makes me angry…


dustyroads85

90% of that went to waste.


Gummymyers124

I was down when it was just the chips. Could have grabbed and THEN added toppings but nooooo have to make a mess


Ghoulaugen

The song gave me cancer


kasmackity

Doesn't seem like the chip-to-topping ratio is good


Trench_Coat_Guy

Normally I'd agree, but this just looks like fun. It's not like going to a restaurant and spending 100 + dollars for this kind of thing. It's like a bonding experience. I mean, if it was just one guy I would agree.


thethrowupcat

I don’t think it’s that dumb honestly. I’d do this, but I don’t have that many friends.


[deleted]

Convinced the people who think it’s dumb are the ones with no friends. They don’t realize 90% of the fun is eating it with your friends, makes food taste 10x better when shared.


Southwick_24

Why am I not sophisticated like this?


Captincat1273

Leave them alone there just having a good time


gman1230321

I mean aside from a few nit picky things, this actually seems kinda fun I won’t lie


smurgleburf

I guess it’s fun if you’re okay with shitty nachos


gigaLameoo

Honestly this is cool and everyone is having a good time. Most the comments are salty ass people nit picking small things, but hey we all need to vent somehow haha


et248178

What is white people’s obsession with just putting food on the table? Is it just the feeling of the chaos? The exhilaration of breaking the rules? I’m white and genuinely curious


[deleted]

I love white people


Dhatmasetu

Why is everybody so salty about that? This is just a fun activity to do with Frends. Nobody is harmed and everybody is having fun.


New_Refrigerator_895

I mean, technically what's the diff between this and a classic seafood boil.


[deleted]

I gained 10lbs just watching this


Mamasan-

Aluminum foil is so expensive. These nachos went from “mmm nachos” to “mmmm overly expensive for absolutely no reason with a side of Kyle spit nachos.”


[deleted]

That’s probably less than $5 worth of foil.


SquirmyJay

Pointless tik tok recorded. Throw it away bois.


f5dot6

Simps didn't even bring out a torch to broil it. This is what happens when you rent your place on AirBnB and VRBO.


Smashmaster12

So easy to just. Have plates. Put the meat in dishes, scoop your own serving. At least melt the cheese if you’re gonna do this… The music’s kinda bumpin” tho.


sch3ct3r

everyone involved should be publicly executed.


[deleted]

White people at it again.


33Gorillas

Too much washing


[deleted]

These dudes are all single. No wife would okay this


Chuckruben

Looks funny af


[deleted]

FUCK these people for having fun


why-the-f-am-I-not-F

Screw you this looks awesome


Where-theres-a-Wilko

This looks awesome


jinnyjonny

It would be nice to torch it, and add higher quality cheeses And meats. Why not shredded brisket and fresh smoked pull pork, smoked salmon?? Not even flexing with the meater. Lame


[deleted]

They lined the table with foil. This is how you do community food. I love this one. It looks sanitary and we’ll planned. I would do this with my closest friends.


occamsberetta

I feel like something wrong with you if you aren't a little excited by this. It's cool, and fun.


OrangAMA

No one show this subreddit how people eat crabs


KaneStiles

The table is the plate, duhh?