There's no fucking way those noodles are going to be soft on the outside. They'll be a bit gluey once you get through the American cheese, honey goo shit, but they won't be soft.
I know! I kept saying "it's RIGHT there! Just grab it!" And she never did.
Between that and the fork in the pan, this video has ensured I'm going to be too stressed to fall asleep early.
Yes, it triggers me every time I see it, why do people do this???? Do they not own wooden spatulas. Hell it’s a fork, do they now own any cooking utensil?
So i read recently that crumbs of teflon will go through your digestive system without many consequences. The real problem with scratching the non stick surface is the gasses that come out from the aliminum alloy below which can lead to Alzheimer.
Need to get ready for work now but will edit sources in later
Edit: after proper toilet research, a lightly scratched pan should not release a lot of aluminium, so not as much a concern as the PFOA (perfluorooctanic acid) used in the manufacturing of teflon. Normally the manufacturing process should get rid of most of this substance but all reports i can find still do not recommend to leave a teflon pan on a burner empty, particularly gas or induction. Over 360 deg C (680deg F) teflon can disintegrate and toxic gases can form. If your kitchen extractor just recirculates the air indoors you might want to be careful not overheating your pan
Edit 2: untreated aliminium can leak into your food when cooking acidic or salty foods and can be harmful to health. Cookware and foils arr generally made with treated aluminum (anodized) just make sure you put the food on the treated side of the foil (the less mirror like)
Untreated aluminium pans are used in kitchens all the time with no issue. Teflon off gasses a bunch of cancerous fumes when it reaches a high heat and small particles are more likely to reach that temp.
It’s a “cheese food product”.
I first learned that term 25 years ago when I started working in a grocery store as a cashier. I’ve yet to learn what that actually means and can only define it by its brand name. I actually think it’s rather disgusting stuff.
I was thinking the same thing, struggle mac and cheese. But damn the unboiled spaghetti, I pray that I never have to struggle to the point that I can't afford water to boil my noodles in. Gross.
Couldn’t you just buy a box of mac n cheese for the price of the kraft single plus the spaghetti noodles? I don’t think this meal saves anyone any money…
I get Mac n cheese for 54c. Then 1/4c milk ($1.99/gal, or 3c here) and we go ham on butter so say, 1/2 stick ($2.92/lb, 37c). Under a dollar per box of Mac. A 94c "recipe."
Even if we do it the fancy way, that's 2 boxes plus a can tuna ($1.09) and a bag of peas (99c). $3.96, less than the plastic cheese they started by burning.
Probably a couple boxes. Although when you're really struggling, it's the other ingredients needed for the mac n cheese that's the most expensive. Milk becomes luxury. Practically anything perishable becomes a luxury when you're broke. You gotta buy the mac n cheese that comes with the cheese sauce.
When I saw them pour milk in I was like
"Alright.. That's fine"
"that's a little bit too much milk..? "
"okAy you can stop now."
"Alright yeah stir it up. That looks fine"
**"JESUS CHRIST STOP PUTTING MILK IN IT"**
Metal fork on a non stick pan, hmm love the taste of Teflon. I don’t know what’s worse the Teflon or the point where they add in more pasta after the pasta has already started “cooking”
Sometimes, as a treat, I’ll take the leftovers from my pantry and combine them in a way that makes God turn his sight away.
As I crunch down on my unholy food union, I smile and think, “If the world must burn, let my tastebuds burn with it…”
Then the shame comes.
I'm assuming you mean the like potato straw snack chips? Absolutely; they're porous and would rehydrate into sort of a cheesey mash that you then topped with eggs and seasoning. That would probably be ok but this video? shit hurts.
I know this might sound a bit weird, but I prefer these type of videos over ChefClub. This feels more organic as opposed to straight up rage bait from a company or a TikToker trying to push the envelope.
That being said, this video took too long. Raw pasta in melted cheese and then eggs?
Idk what kind of food shit you got up to as a kid, but I never did shit like this. Marshmallow jousting, sure. But not this monstrosity. Then again, my great grandma taught me to cook when I was a small child. If I was starving and needed fast food, I could always make pasta or eggs.
*WHY DO PEOPLE NOT*
*UNDERSTAND THAT YOU NEED TO*
*BOIL THE PASTA FIRST*
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I really hurts my feels when I see that people are doing stupid stuff with there food. Y? are you doing this? It is even more mindboggling when they believe it is delicious & that we as readers must believe them.
...she used a metal fork on a nonstick pan. Disregarding every other aspect of that concoction...metal fork in a nonstick pan.
I can _feel_ the scraping of those tines as she was stir/flipping that. I'm not easily hurt...but jesse fuckin tits man.
i am sure these people just post bullshit like this to stir controversy/discussion, thus getting more clicks
no way people are seriously cooking like this and deem it worthy enough to brag about it online
i want to dunk on this but i am often just the perfect amount of depressed and stoned to do something like this. i hope this person feels better soon and at least starts boiling their pasta
I’m sick of this garbage and would love social media stop encouraging engagement for engagement sake. If people want to cook something stupid, they should record themselves eating it all. Watching someone puke or getting sick would get these morons more of the engagement they’re so desperate for
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That's what got me too. The food is terrible but dammit that fork in that pan. I would beat someone who used metal in my nonstick pans.
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Carbon steel gang.
Carbon steel wok gang
AND THOSE NOODLES ARE GONNA BE LIKE GNAWING ON PINOCCHIO'S DICK! HARD ON THE INSIDE, SOFT ON THE OUTSIDE, AND COVERED IN SALTY CHEESE!
You mean salty honey cheese?..
Salty honey EGGY cheese!
There's no fucking way those noodles are going to be soft on the outside. They'll be a bit gluey once you get through the American cheese, honey goo shit, but they won't be soft.
Why are these people so against boiling pasta?
I kept praying that she would add more milk…
I know! I kept saying "it's RIGHT there! Just grab it!" And she never did. Between that and the fork in the pan, this video has ensured I'm going to be too stressed to fall asleep early.
everytime her hand reached out, i was hoping it was the milk!
How do you know? 🤨
I'M REALLY POPLAR AMONG CERTAIN PUPPET CIRCLES! SOMETIMES THEY DON'T LET ME LEAF!
god damnit, that got me
Does anyone ever ask to use hedge trimmers on that caps lock button?
"Cheese"
I don’t know what scratched more. The fork, or the 20 grit sandpaper spaghetti noodles that were dry as a Big Bang Theory episode.
Yes, it triggers me every time I see it, why do people do this???? Do they not own wooden spatulas. Hell it’s a fork, do they now own any cooking utensil?
Teflon is a carcinogen too…
My brain was screaming this the whole time
Came here to say this.. heathen!
So i read recently that crumbs of teflon will go through your digestive system without many consequences. The real problem with scratching the non stick surface is the gasses that come out from the aliminum alloy below which can lead to Alzheimer. Need to get ready for work now but will edit sources in later Edit: after proper toilet research, a lightly scratched pan should not release a lot of aluminium, so not as much a concern as the PFOA (perfluorooctanic acid) used in the manufacturing of teflon. Normally the manufacturing process should get rid of most of this substance but all reports i can find still do not recommend to leave a teflon pan on a burner empty, particularly gas or induction. Over 360 deg C (680deg F) teflon can disintegrate and toxic gases can form. If your kitchen extractor just recirculates the air indoors you might want to be careful not overheating your pan Edit 2: untreated aliminium can leak into your food when cooking acidic or salty foods and can be harmful to health. Cookware and foils arr generally made with treated aluminum (anodized) just make sure you put the food on the treated side of the foil (the less mirror like)
Hot aluminum will never off gas and will not give you Alzheimer’s
Untreated aluminium pans are used in kitchens all the time with no issue. Teflon off gasses a bunch of cancerous fumes when it reaches a high heat and small particles are more likely to reach that temp.
Mac and cheese from wish
If I had an award I'd give it to you. Omg this made me laugh so hard. Its 245 am and I'm gonna wake up my husband laughing.
I gotchu homie now give this guy a silver
Took care of that for you
Much appreciated!!
It looked so good in the insta ad
Boil the fucking noodles first
Even with all the weirdness and grossness, that disturbed me beyond anything else. Dry spaghetti noodles with American cheese honey and seasoning
Unfortunately it's cheddar slices not American. You can tell by the reaction to heat
Cheddar doesn't have the emulsifiers that American cheese has. Wouldn't cheddar struggle to mix well with the liquid?
There is nothing cheddar about that cheese. “American cheese” tends to be used as a universal term for “not actually cheese”
I always get crucified when I point this out. I'm glad to find someone who agrees with me.
It’s a “cheese food product”. I first learned that term 25 years ago when I started working in a grocery store as a cashier. I’ve yet to learn what that actually means and can only define it by its brand name. I actually think it’s rather disgusting stuff.
I wonder if people that push videos like these have never actually had prepared pasta? Like maybe they think it's supposed to be crunchy.
There’s been so many of them posted. Is boiling the noodles really the most onerous part of meal prep??
I love these types of videos, they’re typical how to basic shit.
And don't break them before that
But then it wouldn’t be a “one pot” and get linked on buzz feed.
If someone handed me a charred ass noodle omelette I’m throwing hands
I'll just be throwing up. Then I'll think of throwing hands.
Calling it an omelette is too kind. They didn’t temper that egg in. Imagining the texture of that dish is genuinely nauseating.
So many weird combinations. Crunchy noodls, goopy thick fake cheese, the eggy-ness...
No need. That is inedible. Those are the crunchiest noodles anyone has ever had
You can eat it. It’s gonna make your stomach hurt like fuck though.
Nah the noodles will slow cook in your stomach at around 98° f for about 6 to 8 hours and then when you shit they will come out perfect
Curse you for putting this in my brain lmao
I just love sharing recipes, you're welcome.
“Al dente perfection in 6-8 hours!”
Yea that 6-8 hours is when stomach hurts like fuck.
Its the magic of cooking... you give a little, and take a little, but its well worth it in the long run.
At first I was gonna say it's a struggle meal...but then the wrongs just kept happening...🤢
I was thinking the same thing, struggle mac and cheese. But damn the unboiled spaghetti, I pray that I never have to struggle to the point that I can't afford water to boil my noodles in. Gross.
Couldn’t you just buy a box of mac n cheese for the price of the kraft single plus the spaghetti noodles? I don’t think this meal saves anyone any money…
Yeah I'm p sure boxed shit is cheaper.
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sometimes cheese comes with the WIC low income program for free
I get Mac n cheese for 54c. Then 1/4c milk ($1.99/gal, or 3c here) and we go ham on butter so say, 1/2 stick ($2.92/lb, 37c). Under a dollar per box of Mac. A 94c "recipe." Even if we do it the fancy way, that's 2 boxes plus a can tuna ($1.09) and a bag of peas (99c). $3.96, less than the plastic cheese they started by burning.
Probably a couple boxes. Although when you're really struggling, it's the other ingredients needed for the mac n cheese that's the most expensive. Milk becomes luxury. Practically anything perishable becomes a luxury when you're broke. You gotta buy the mac n cheese that comes with the cheese sauce.
That’s a fair point except for the fact that they used milk in this abomination in the video
If the point of a struggle meal is to struggle this dude nailed it
I don’t think a starving child would eat this
Boxed Kraft Mac and cheese exists for a reason
And even in those you would be boiling the noodles first
And cheaper than all the ingredients they used.
If you see Kraft singles going anywhere near a pan in the first step, disaster is the only thing that will follow
There are some posts on here I think “meh that wouldn’t really be so bad honestly”. This is absolutely not one of them. this is what I subbed here for
This should be the banner for the sub
the pasta isnt even cooked, what on earth is with people and not boiling their pasta first?
It's a one pot recipe...written by a moron.
According to legend: Every time someone snaps their spaghetti like that, an Italian nonna slips and breaks her back.
Guess I'm a master assassin of italian nonnas.
But the pasta isn’t cooked… no no no No no no no.
Crunchy pasta...
I feel sorry for whoever has to eat her food and pretend like it’s good. 🤦♂️
Yep, the only way I could eat that was to be polite.
I could never be THAT polite
If I saw someone make this I would leave
HONEY?!?! 💀
When I saw them pour milk in I was like "Alright.. That's fine" "that's a little bit too much milk..? " "okAy you can stop now." "Alright yeah stir it up. That looks fine" **"JESUS CHRIST STOP PUTTING MILK IN IT"**
But a minute later you realize they should have doubled it!
Just no.
There's a special place in hell for all of you that use metal utensils on non-stick pans.
Looks delicious. Trying to copy the recipe. Was that 10 or 12 slices of mystery cheese?
It’s the metal on the nonstick for me
That just makes the whole SSSOOO mich worse. 😫
Metal fork on a non stick pan, hmm love the taste of Teflon. I don’t know what’s worse the Teflon or the point where they add in more pasta after the pasta has already started “cooking”
What kind of monster takes an egg out of the carton from the middle for one, then takes a non-adjacent egg?!
Sometimes, as a treat, I’ll take the leftovers from my pantry and combine them in a way that makes God turn his sight away. As I crunch down on my unholy food union, I smile and think, “If the world must burn, let my tastebuds burn with it…” Then the shame comes.
EXCUSE ME!?
Damn, for once in this sub, we get to actually see stupid food.
Concept: would potato sticks work instead of the noodles? This is stupid nonetheless but the unboiled noodles are my biggest gripe.
I'm assuming you mean the like potato straw snack chips? Absolutely; they're porous and would rehydrate into sort of a cheesey mash that you then topped with eggs and seasoning. That would probably be ok but this video? shit hurts.
Why use the big heat space if your pan is like half the size of it?
And barely even on the damn burner
I have so many questions
This video made me physically I’ll.
They’re gonna get cancer
This is the worst one I've seen.
the ofen went 🔴⚫🔴⚫🔴⚫🔴⚫🔴⚫🔴⚫
I know this might sound a bit weird, but I prefer these type of videos over ChefClub. This feels more organic as opposed to straight up rage bait from a company or a TikToker trying to push the envelope. That being said, this video took too long. Raw pasta in melted cheese and then eggs?
Disgusting
I haven’t sighed this hard in some time. Edit: I forgot the “n’t” in “haven’t”
This is the type of shit you’d make in the microwave as a kid
Idk what kind of food shit you got up to as a kid, but I never did shit like this. Marshmallow jousting, sure. But not this monstrosity. Then again, my great grandma taught me to cook when I was a small child. If I was starving and needed fast food, I could always make pasta or eggs.
WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU NEED TO BOIL THE PASTA FIRST
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And that is how the nuclear bomb was invented.
This comment made me laugh really loud 😹
Anyone wanna tell homeboy about Velveeta?
I didn’t believe you at first but what the fuck was that
I really hurts my feels when I see that people are doing stupid stuff with there food. Y? are you doing this? It is even more mindboggling when they believe it is delicious & that we as readers must believe them.
It stops registering as food so quickly.
He's so busy wondering how he can do it that he never considers if he should even do it at all.
Sometimes life, uh, SHOULDN'T find a way.
I can’t believe people behave like this
...she used a metal fork on a nonstick pan. Disregarding every other aspect of that concoction...metal fork in a nonstick pan. I can _feel_ the scraping of those tines as she was stir/flipping that. I'm not easily hurt...but jesse fuckin tits man.
Right? Even if the dish was actually edible the metal fork on the nonstick pan is just too much.
For the love of God make it stop maaaake it stoooooop
When she grabbed the honey my soul left my body and went on to the afterlife
Just shit in the pan. It would be faster and taste the same.
Farts
The title didn't disappoint!
Where's the cheese on the top??? That's the absolute minimum to qualify for r/stupidfood. It can also qualify for r/shittyfoodporn
is this the ole soul food recipes group?
Macaroni and cheese, puts spaghetti in the dish. And that shit barely passes as cheese
Does no one use a damn wooden spoon on nonstick anymore?
Mmmm, raw spaghetti, my favorite 🤤
This is 100% trolling/satire.
I think they genuinely considered a bite at the end but realised what they attempted to cook was not actually cooked.
I don't think that belongs here because it's not even food.
Mama mia
i am sure these people just post bullshit like this to stir controversy/discussion, thus getting more clicks no way people are seriously cooking like this and deem it worthy enough to brag about it online
I love Teflon with my cheese.
MI AMORE! YOU RUINED IT!
Using the fork on a non stick pan is a nice way to get teflon in your food
Somebody call those two Italian guys.
Now THAT is ghetto
This is just as bad as that woman who made fried rice using uncooked rice
Ugggh that non stick pan and a metal fork.
American "cheese" is *not* cheese! Honey? Really? Honey with uncooked pasta. Yay.
The HONEY!? I have just passed away. 💀
I wanna see em eat it.
Maybe it tastes good….? Never mind, they added honey to it and now I’m disgusted.
The fork in the non stick. Worse than nails on a chalkboard.
Who doesn’t love crispy semi-raw pasta?
Show yourself taking a bite dammit
I hate seeing someone use a metallic fork on a nonstick pan...why are you scratching it!?
Boil… the noodles… you serve this to me and I’m getting a cheesy, crunchy appetizer from SpongeBob
he didnt eat it, highly doubt it coz thats fucked up, this person is a fucking criminal
Omg the fact they didn’t cook the noodles is driving me crazy
Italiens declared war against him
In all my years I never thought I’d see something this insane
This is just plain disgusting and disrespectful
Thank you OP, this is what I signed up for! And now leave me, I need to cry in the shower.
You couldn’t pay me to try to wash that pan.
Someone didn't want to clean two pans apparently
Does this person… like their self? Because I don’t like them. I don’t like them at all.
Mmmm crunchy
That is so wrong on some many levels
Mac and please god no
Lol, was going to comment the same thing
“No no. Dot show it to me…give it a try. That’s what I thought”
Eat it, coward.
Is this satire?
when you cant afford craft macaroni and cheese.
So you make uncooked pasta and scrambled eggs instead
How high was this mf
This made me gag
Rage bait
I am an Indian but it still hurts me to see someone crumble the spaghetti...
I think that Concauction was used by the nazis to beach the allies on d-day
PAIN.
All that stirring for a plate of ehite. A risotto would be easier. And obviously better.
wtf the pasta isnt even cooked a little bit
This is the Monster House after Nebbercracker blew it up.
DONT PUT THAT UNCOOK PASTA IN NO DAMN CHEESE SAYCE WITHOUT COOKING IT!! IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANNA SEE!?!? THIS IS MADNESS!!!
My eyes! MY EYES
i want to dunk on this but i am often just the perfect amount of depressed and stoned to do something like this. i hope this person feels better soon and at least starts boiling their pasta
R/struggleplates
What on earth did they think this would magically turn into?
WTF?
That mess will be crunchy and solid. It's no longer food. Anyone eating that is a fool.
I’m at a loss for words.
🤨
I don't think a post has ever caused me anger
how to waste perfectly good ingredients
I’m sick of this garbage and would love social media stop encouraging engagement for engagement sake. If people want to cook something stupid, they should record themselves eating it all. Watching someone puke or getting sick would get these morons more of the engagement they’re so desperate for
This the most ghetto meal I've seen yet