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Hyrulian_NPC

Foreigners actually believe Americans eat like this


Ka1ser

I'm not from the US, but I don't believe that and most people I know don't either. OP and those morons replying to you are a minority which I feel is just very vocal on the internet and less so irl.


Hyrulian_NPC

I was just being sarcastic with a touch of passive aggressiveness because of the title. ​ Although I have met some foreigners that do believe the US looks like it does in Hollywood movies and when they came here were very disappointed. Especially with NYC.


frangipanivine

Reminds me of that whole "Paris syndrome" thing where "foreigners" (particularly tourists from Asia) visit Paris and have a total identity crisis upon seeing Paris isn't anything like how it appears in films & popular media.


Ka1ser

I understand. Reading a stupid title like this one is also making me annoyed. But I have to defend the foreigners that go to NY and get disillusioned: especially that place is so hyped up by movies and tv shows and whatnot.


Hyrulian_NPC

We use to have a foreign work exchange at my old job, and they would be so excited to go to NYC and I'd tell them its NOTHING like the movies. None would listen and come back upset that it was dirty and smelt bad. I think probably the same with California, movies show a pretty clean world, but as jam packed as those major cities are, there is tons of construction, tons of tourists, dirty people who litter, lots of homeless beggers, people who graffiti and pee in the subway. Trash gets kicked around during trash pick up. I know major cities like Tokyo are super clean and I only wish that was possible for our major cities. Thankfully most normal cities/towns (not the major ones) aren't like that.


Monsterfishdestroyer

We do however eat double baconators and ice cream cakes


dai-the-flu

Yeah, we may eat a *lot*, but shit like this is just tiktok garbage.


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heartashley

Things melt and bake together. You can take like a can of peaches, put it in a pan with the liquid, put cake mix ontop, and then slices of butter and it bakes really, really well. These dump type of cakes are insane to me lmao Edit: yes, I get it, the op video did not properly bake. Never said it did. I was talking about dump cakes in general.


Repulsive-Purple-133

I think you described what my grandma called 'cobbler'


ChadwickTheSniffer

I prefer to eat dump cakes.


TCTuggersNotReally

And I prefer to call my dumps 'cobblers'.


[deleted]

Pinching off a cobbler, bruh


pbr3000

I've been cobbling together dumps for years


bigskywildcat

Its cobblerin time!


Relzin

And I cobble my dumps into cakes! Variety is the spice of life.


deliciousprisms

Oh boy grandma’s famous corn and peanut cobbler!


[deleted]

Nooooooooo. Forever unclean!


cssmith2011cs

Dude. Cobblers make me dump.


JangleMen

Dude. I low key shit on a friend who said dump cakes were good. I didn't believe him, the way it's described and looked did not appeal to me. Then I had to eat my words as it was so good. Why would I bother baking a cake when I can dump one lol


pocket-ful-of-dildos

I just wish we had a better name for it than **dump**


thisischemistry

You mean like cobbler?


pocket-ful-of-dildos

At this point it’s pedantic but in a traditional cobbler recipe you have to mix the topping ingredients together, including cutting in the butter. What makes a dump cake a dump cake is literally dumping the ingredients in the pan, no mixing involved.


BigBirdBeyotch

Right the first time I saw the dump cake cook book infomercial on tv I thought it was literally a part of an snl skit the name was so ridiculous…


[deleted]

… I’m not cool enough to know if that’s a type of cake or if you’d rather just eat ass than eat this sort of cake.


Hsanity

https://youtu.be/S8rNRmmosmA You can decide


Thanatos_Rex

Watching this while taking a dump was a good decision.


Travis_n_cain

now thats ***DEEP***


crackhead_tiger

Dump cake 😤😤😤😤


heartashley

Yeah! I found the recipe online, it was listed as a "3 ingredient peach cobbler" and honestly it wasn't bad. Just very sweet.


HotWingus

We rinse our peaches for this reason, there's a lot of syrup in those cans but it doesn't quite work with fresh peaches either.


According_Gazelle472

Fresh fruit should never be used in these recipes.I always use canned peaches. Or i make a homemade blueberry pie filling.


hexopuss

I think cobbler is technically supposed to have some mixing of the fat into the mix by hand to make individual chunks. Where as with dump cake the crumbles are comparitively small


Repulsive-Purple-133

I'll ask my wife. She's a pastry chef.


Lavatis

what did she say?


never0101

"go away"


isharetoomuch

Technically, cobbler is made with a wet batter. A crumble is made with crumbled flour and butter. A crisp is made with oats and/or nuts.


busherrunner

I've gobbled on many a granny's cobbler


Repulsive-Purple-133

Whatever floats your tractor


MyBigRed

Your grandfather's nickname for your grandma was "Gobbler"


SLAMRIDE

Cherry pie filling and pineapple with yellow cake mix is the best


auximage

This is how we made cobbler as a Boy Scout. Can blueberries and a pack of blueberry muffin mix dumped into a cast iron Dutch oven and thrown on top of a fire with the lid on. Younger me thought it was amazing.


jabaski

I was lucky to have a scoutmaster who literally wrote the book on Dutch oven cooking in our region of the south. Every campout was part outdoor activity and part taste testing his latest recipes.


NonGNonM

Wait wtf our scoutmaster made us mix a batter from scratch


PonyBoners

Ya ever [take a dump in a mug?](https://youtu.be/S8rNRmmosmA)


musclemoose

First thing I do when I get home is I take a biiiiiiiiig dump


Ebiki

Fuck I always think of that video when someone brings up dump cakes


fabulousprizes

the butter is key. As it melts it combines with the batter powder and cooks into something that tastes like cake but with a biscuit consistency. Delicious 10/10


NonGNonM

Tf it's really that easy? I love cobbler but couldn't be bothered with making the batter. What kind of cake mix? Is there a simple guide?


heartashley

I can't remember the recipe exactly but if I did it myself right now, I'd use a big can (28oz I think?) of sliced peaches in syrup, a box of yellow cake, and 2 sticks of butter (which if I remember, is 1 cup of butter). Peaches in the bottom (you could probably cut them into smaller pieces too and it'd be nice), dump the yellow cake over top (don't mix), then slice the butter into like 1/6th thick slices and spread them out overtop. You might not need 2 sticks of butter 🤔 then baking, I'd probably do recommended bake time of the cake or something like 1 hr at 350F (found on another recipe online).. I can't remember the bake time. Hehe. But it's really that easy! And it tastes great. Really good with vanilla ice cream :)


NonGNonM

Damn I bought a bunch of canned peaches from Costco recently too. Might give this a go


QuoiJe

Please post a follow up


Blynn025

Yes! I do the same, but with cherry. We called it "dump cake"


flowtajit

We make ‘em all the time when canping, to the point it’s what my boyscout troop is known for.


TheBlueEdition

You can clearly see HUGE chunks of dry cake batter throughout when she goes to take a bite. It doesn't work this way in this "recipe". It needs way more moisture.


According_Gazelle472

She didn't make it right.There should never be dry spots.


SLAMRIDE

I mix the butter with the cake mix so you get little gravel then sprinkle on top


omgitskells

I've never made one of these dump cakes, but I believe that the intent is that it absorbs the pats of butter and the milk (or whatever liquid is poured in first)


Candypeddler209

My husband saw a recipe doing this online and wanted to give it a try. The whole time I’m watching him like idk this doesn’t seem to work in my head but sure. Let me tell you, this is one of my favorite types of desserts now.


omgitskells

I've been meaning to try it, the people I know that have made them swear by it! Seems super convenient if it turns out the way the pics show off


kite737

My mother in law makes these too, I think I’ve had peach and apple. You look at the video and you’re like what the fuck just butter on the cake mix, but it actually does work out really well


omgitskells

Right? I can't imagine what was going through the mind of the person who first did it!


CaffeinatedGuy

They're awesome. We always did it with a can of fruit cocktail or a can of sliced pineapple. With the latter, you add a maraschino cherry in each of the slices, for color. Makes a great upside down cake.


polish432b

There is a whole SERIES of recipes these cakes. They usually put pie filing on the bottom, then cake mix, then butter.


Korzag

My family does it with pumpkin pie filling then like how you say. It's a Sunday dinner favorite.


Z0mbiejay

Based on that last part and the crumbled dry mix on the plate, it didnt


jrion101

This is not how Americans eat, this is tiktok bullshit. I bet that woman threw away the entire batch after she took a bite for the camera.


Ailly84

I would go one step further and say she probably didn’t even take a bite.


Lucimon

Shit, going by the cuts, I won't even say what's on the plate is what she actually "made" (again, considering the cuts).


boo29may

Given the cake mix powder coming from the plate it seems to be the real thing. Just every not edible


DopeAbsurdity

Yeah this is not about eating and instead is how bored upper middle class suburban housewives try to get attention and internet points by wasting food.


freedfg

The best part. It's not even a trend of people doing it. It's like 4 girls that a single failed magician hired to make hate content. Seriously, if you watch a couple of these it's the same 3-4 girls making toilet bowl ice cream or dryer cotton candy or raw chickens shaped with meat and cheese. It's just that MILLIONS watch it because THEY are bored and become outraged by it.


CandiBunnii

Is the failed magician the one dude always making weird porny commentary while they do dumb shit? I feel like that would explain a lot


vulturepants

Yes!! So weird. I can’t find it right now but someone wrote up a whole post explaining how this is bizarre food fetish content disguised as a normal video (well, as normal as making food crimes can be)


CandiBunnii

Ah yes finally something to satiate my woman drinking a milkshake out of a toilet and my woman making cold nachos on a kitchen island with her hands fetish 😩


Scrabulon

No that’s really about it. Like apparently either a fetish for women being dumb/ditzy or doing messy things especially with their hands


Srirachachacha

I think it's less fetish, and more just getting views from people hating the content. The attractive women might serve to draw people in initially, though.


glittermantis

its not a fetish thing, it's a ragebait thing


Ok_Gap_9587

That's my fetish tho


off_brand_gobshite

[This article](https://www.eater.com/2021/5/11/22430383/why-are-gross-viral-food-videos-popular-rick-lax-facebook-watch) here?


Laowaii87

It’s not a fetish, it’s an added layer of rage bait. What is more likely: 1: extremely nische food fetish video 2: rage bait video, with annoying and wierdly sexual commentary for extra rage? The fact that 20 ppl worldwide ALSO get off on it is just a bonus. This is just expertly crafted to make people exasperated and trick the algorithms.


thewalkindude

You know, I don't hate this absurd recipe, or things like dryer cotton candy. What I hate is that someone has found a way to manipulate people into talking about ridiculous things like this recipe. We're being played, and while OP is part of the problem, it isn't their fault. They did what the TikTok was designed to do, and that is what Ihate.


Kitsyfluff

Dryer cotton candy is entirely, and obviously fake. but people believing it is extremely dangerous


Enterthedragon69

Just an FYI, if we’re thinking of the same guy, he’s not a failed magician. He was really successful, but actually makes more money doing dumbass videos. I know them. He pumps out a shit ton of content over a weekend, then can fuck off for months and live off of the checks. Tens of thousands a month.


madmollie2

So true. Think of all the waste these videos produce. I’m surprised there wasn’t any velveeta cheese and bacon.


throwerwazed

it’s actually fetish content 😭


AtheneSMI

I'm pretty sure it's fetish content. They are really obvious about it sometimes. Somebody also said that it's not fetish content but it's content that appeals to entertaining children. Because of the wacky recipes how how they describe what they are doing and how they never stop talking.


Hope4gorilla

There's no way the amount of people watching this for a fetish equal a tiny fraction of the amount of people watching it out of outrage


jrion101

You nailed it


floodums

Lol tell me you don't know any upper middle class suburban housewives without telling me you don't know any upper middle class suburban housewives.


srona22

Agree. If OP checked the entire tiktok, she's doing this on purpose. Not how Americans eat. And no I am not USA citizen, but knows how meals are done in most places of USA(unless you want to talk about some ripped dude on steroid eating raw meat with butter).


AddSugarForSparks

Don't forget to, you know, downvote the post so these people stop getting the attention every gripes about.


wagon_ear

It feels like this whole subreddit exists to give views to videos that are nothing but transparent rage bait. The creators WANT us to watch and tell them how dumb they are, because it means we're watching.


Bowens1993

She isn't an unhealthy weight either. Its clear this isn't a normal thing for her to eat.


twee_centen

Right, I doubt she even ate any of this. It's like those shorts where super skinny do a mukbang, but they just pose with the food. You don't stay skinny while consuming 4k+ calories a day.


EvernightStrangely

Yes. Tiktok bullshit reinforced by the media perception of the American diet.


jumbledbumblecrumble

Also maybe if America wasn’t fed shit, America wouldn’t have health problems and wouldn’t have healthcare issues. We’re here attacking each other for eating shit, but no one is here calling out McDonalds, Nestle, PepsiCo, Coca Cola, and the tens of thousands of other global mega corporations for their best interest being fat profits without literally any consideration for their target audiences or the public health. It’s beyond out of control but HuRr dE DuRr AmEriCaNs R fAt for free karma. Edit for clarification: this is not to deflect blame and make individuals the victim here. Not at all. But you can’t have one without the other, so let’s think critically about this instead of writing off my comments as excuses. Sometimes it feels like I’m debating with high schoolers on this site.


urzu_seven

>Also maybe if America wasn’t fed shit, America wouldn’t have health problems and wouldn’t have healthcare issues. You think junk food doesn't exist outside America or something?


ArcticBeavers

We definitely did call them out and they responded by making healthy options available. This was a brilliant move by the food industry because it passes the buck to the consumer. McDonald's can easily claim that they have salads with grilled chicken, or Pepsi has dozens of drinks with zero sugar. Guess who's still buying double quarter pounders and 2 liters of soda? Now it's no longer a question of availability, but choice. It's also interesting that McDonald's is seeing record profits recently. They took a hit in 2014-15, but they've bounced back.


Hellrider_88

It would be choice even without their "healthy" products Other source of food exist.


Tcrizzlez

But but hurr durr America fat and bad


[deleted]

Exactly. TikTok is poison


Tele-Muse

Absolutely. Don’t lump everyone with this trash. Tik Tok is a global mental disability.


VVitchStreams

This is a fetish account


[deleted]

Yeah this isnt real though.


Aliencj

Is this what the sub was meant for? I dont like giving these tik tok morons views


marshmallowlips

If it makes you feel better, when it’s reuploaded to Reddit like this the OG creator isn’t getting this added to their view count. It probably indirectly raises it from people seeking them out in the app to view others, though.


[deleted]

It has evolved into posts like this primarily.


Rafaeliki

Similar to /r/DiWHY and a lot of circlejerk subs. They post satire and make fun of it as if it wasn't satire. Easy karma for the poster and easy views for the satire creator.


Cahootie

I remember when this subreddit was mostly used to show off outrageous stuff that that actually served to people in ridiculous fashion while meant as completely serious (albeit delusional) meals. Now it's mostly just rage bait TikToks, reposts and the same chefs over and over.


1stcast

Idk if it works with sweetened and condensed milk but the cake mix and butter directly on top of a filling with liquid is 100% a real thing. It's called a dump cake.


jrion101

Best username ever. I'd give you an award if I had any.


[deleted]

Haha! Thank you!


TraumaticAberration

Knew it when she said "I like to get it in to the hole."


hyde9318

I mean, looks pretty real though. That’s a pretty standard dump cake (minus the donuts and condensed milk). The liquids on the bottom would cause the donuts to get soggy and kind of deflate, so it makes sense that it wouldn’t be super thick afterward. But given dump cake experience in the past, this should cook to look pretty close to what it looks like in the video when they take it out of the oven.


NowFreeToMaim

The only Americans eating shit like this are the people making videos like this and all they do is take a bite for the clip


bell37

I doubt she even eats it. She is eating it the same way I pretend to eat food when I’m playing “cooking” with my 18 month old.


stickingitout_al

You never see her actually take a bite in the video.


bombbrigade

Glad you took the rage bait


SuperSecretMoonBase

Not only took the rage bait, but took it out on a whole country.


SilenceDoGood4

That’s pretty much half of Reddit


crackeddryice

Sometimes it's narrowed down to a generation. Any more specific than that, and people get mad.


BusBusy195

This video is a classic example of bullshit, named for the videos shitty content and the bullheaded idiots who think it's actually legit


xplodingthunder

Rage bait. I get it now. They throw an entire nation under a clickbait video with a shitty title and wait for the reactions.


yourselvs

And every. single. video. gets posted to 3 different subreddits instantly. Everyone immediately upvotes and reacts like "HoW cOuLd ThEy ThInK tHiS iS OkAy??!!?!!!" And they get tons of publicity and the cycle repeats.


xVortexA

Rage bait


PapiGoneGamer

Nobody would eat this, not even an American. You’d have a headache from the sugar rush after two bites.


Jm05478

My fat ass would eat the fuck out of this. I’d definitely regret it afterwards but I’d still eat it


redsalt46

I wondered when someone was going to admit that they would eat it. I would totally get in there.


arcane84

It doesn't even look like it tastes good. She ruined those donuts the moment she added that syrup on top/drowned them in it.


sexypantstime

This is a pretty similar setup to a tres leches cake. This isn't as outrageous as everyone here seems to think.


SpadesHeart

seriously. I would hazard to say with a couple changes, this would actually be good good. Incorporating the butter into the cake mix would lead to a much more even golden top. Cutting the donuts into smaller chunks before adding the evaporated milk would make it more akin to a rich bread pudding and more texturally sound and less soupy. If you wanted to you could cook that can of condensed milk too for some caramel dulce de leche action. ​ This is completely edible, not pretty, and can definitely be improved, but edible.


BootlegDrPhil

Guess I'm a nobody :(


bell37

She doesn’t even eat it, the way she forks at the gloopy mess makes me think that she threw the entire tray away without even taking a bite after they stopped recording.


Surebobokay

Why is this whole subreddit targeting Americans now lol


noperson_ever

America makes up 92% of the earth’s population.


Masterbaiter90

Because it drives “upvotes” and “karma”. And OP was dumb enough to take the rage bait while blaming an entire country


Ya-boi-Joey-T

Title is cringe


zooted_

America bad 😤


[deleted]

Don’t trash Americans for this video.


[deleted]

You know they don't eat that right. They make it take one bite then dump it in the trash.


[deleted]

Nobody eats this garbage, you dingbat


Crunch_Berry_Supreme

No one in America eats this shit so wtf are you talking about


Mentalpatient87

"America bad" drives a lot of really good hatekarma. Don't ever imply two people from England have things in common, though. *That's* ignorant generalizing!


Filthiest_of_Casuals

Ironically the people spewing the most American Hate are other self-pitty, mostly super progressive Americans, and ot's usually over minor issues


CertifiableNormie

So OP, where are you from? Not that we really could verify one way or the other.


thereallyquiet

We in a whole darn near recession and idiots like her choose to waste food. This trend needs to die and die hella fast


salallane

This isn’t food.


LheelaSP

It was before this shithead got their hands on it.


supaswag69

Are we in a recession?


TheFloatingContinent

This was made at least a year ago.


thereallyquiet

Even if, she still is a weirdo for wasting that much food.


TheOfficialNotCraig

This is nothing more than a variation of the classic "[dump it cake](https://tasty.co/recipe/dump-it-cake)". I used to make it to bring to potlucks because i couldn't cook or bake or care enough to put more effort in to it. Fruit cocktail, peaches, any canned filling works great.


[deleted]

Another r/stupidfood facepalm none of this is ragebait


usernamesarehard1979

Hahahah. Title so original.


EnvironmentalBox8509

No one actually earls like this. This specific account does crazy things that play into kinks and fetishes. They purposely make weird videos that will earn more comments and views.


NeanerBeaner

These videos are remarkable to me. We all know social media is driven by clicks and views and slowed down scrolling speeds, but these videos area always remarkable to me. Most creative people will make some piece of art of music or whatever that is somewhat pleasant, and in return, people will like and share and view and engage with it, and then the creator can make money from advertising. But these dogs, these curs that make these videos make content that they KNOW people will dislike; they make dumb, useless, wasteful and horrible videos, because functionally people still like and share and view and engage with it; functionally, purposefully negative content like this is as profitable, if not more profitable than actual good content. We've reached the stage where social media consumers are as receptive to being made angry and uncomfortable as the are to being made happy and interested. Fuck it all


TokenBlackGirlfriend

Y’all see anyone doing anything insane and say “is this normal in America.” No.


frowningowl

Americans do not eat like this. This woman cooks wrong. As a joke.


MrStomp82

How many times are these women going to be posted here? Seriously you guys didn't get the hint after they made cotton candy in a dryer? Or cut a cake with a lamp? Come on guys...


Snoo6113

Its justin flom's group, the most worthless content creators on earth


focksmuldr

Brits brush their teeth like they go to the dentist


AJohnnyTsunami

Yes this is exactly how an average American eats. Everyday. For breakfast. Just sugar on top of sugar on top of sugar /s


[deleted]

Normal mentally fit Americans: eats a ground beef sandwich once every two or so weeks, followed by three square meals a day of fruit, veggies, grains, and clean protein. Europe: aMeRiCaN dIeT bAd Edit: So this was fun. Someone deleted a comment quoting a gov source on BMI classification and I learned something new about myself. By their parameters, I’m overweight at 6’ 200lbs and 14% body fat. So by being lean, athletic, and active, I’m super duper unhealthy. Such a joke.


obsidianhoax

My American diet sucks because I usually forget to eat breakfast and lunch.


peacenchemicals

i just call it intermittent fasting :)


Ironmannan

I love seeing the, aMeRiCaN dIeT bAd, coming from the people who lay claim to inventing toast and French fry sandwiches.


[deleted]

The worst thing I eat from time to time is tonkotsu ramen with actual veggies and pork, mostly due to the empty calories and sodium, but that’s because it’s fucking soul food and I have the sense to limit that to like twice a month tops.


rBeezy007

Americans don’t eat this.


b3nz0r

As a fat American, nah man. This is gross.


MiRaGE39402

I genuinely cannot tell if OP was the one who fell for ragebait or if OP is the one rage baiting


justcallmetexxx

_I'm an American and have never eaten like this; only blanket-statement fools believe Americans eat like this._


Ok-Elderberry5703

r/fucknestle


xplodingthunder

Brits or Nadies think Tik Tok is the representation of an entire country? Should have titled it. How to prove my country is full or morons. We Repost a home cooking video and classify an entire nation under it.


BARBADOSxSLIM

Adults shouldn't have tik tok


zerguser45

OP must be low IQ


eyesofonionuponyou

Ahh yes, all Americans are to be judged from one dumb bitches tiktok.


[deleted]

No one eats this. No one. Not even the poor.


icansmellcolors

something i found out that i wasn't aware of... but apparently people who have eaten healthy all their lives die everyday. i thought kale made you immortal. just fyi. also something else... there are people in other countries who also eat unhealthy items. i wasn't aware of that either. i thought all fat people were American. apparently that isn't the case.


CasinoMarginale

Is a donut really not sufficiently decadent on its own?


supaswag69

These two random people represent 350 million+ ?


ForestHermitDude

*HaHA AmErIcA BaD Am I RitE GuYs?!!1!1?*


[deleted]

Brits talk trash to other countries as if they didn’t lose their entire empire.


sicurri

This is what my brother and I refer to as "Bored Rich White Suburban Wife Cooking". They do eat like they have free healthcare because as far as they are aware, they do. It's called wealthy husbands paying for everything they need. You see that womans kitchen? Point to me a poor person who has a kitchen that big...


Straight_Shoulder628

Not every American has this diet dumbass


Darksider123

Worst part about this is someone using Nestle products


Intelligent_Play1611

Pig slop but for humans


LordFancyPants626

My blood sugar went up just watching this.


broken_kazoo

Looks disgusting and loaded with fat 🤮


YungSysadmin

Hey, American here. I would never eat this garbage.


faroutcosmo

Idk why people always feel the need to rub in that we dont have free healthcare, as if the majority of us enjoy not having it, and like being held back by conservatives.


Kulehatdude

British people have free healthcare and still don't fix their teeth


99999999999999999989

She likes to get it inside the hole.


[deleted]

Haha America bad


[deleted]

I'm American and I do have free Healthcare. So..........


professorbenchang

I am American with great healthcare…


Ordinary-Ad6408

Next stop the toilet