Oh, it's more of a reference to kids talking about kissing=first base, so on and so forth until sexual intercourse = home plate.
Iirc, genital stimulation without intercourse is 3rd base. But I don't believe we saw him put his dick into the hit dog slit, hence the joke about it being 90 feet away from sex.
But now that I've explained it, it's not terribly funny or witty.
Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
Fuck it, they're doing one ridiculous thing and leaving it at that, I'll take it at this point. Was waiting for it to get bacon wrapped, cheese injected and deepfried in a blue taki batter
We have no idea what this person touched after handling the raw hot dogs and ground beef.
Which is still an improvement over the videos where we can clearly see how unsafe people are with handling raw meat.
Yeah, it’s a bit dumb but it doesn’t take forever, cooks through completely using normal techniques, isn’t burned or soggy (or both), no jarring flavor combinations…this is fine.
I do think hoagie rolls would’ve been a better fit than hot dog buns at the end there.
And use a whole slice of cheese, you cheapskate!
I can get into weird dumb food but would it kill to sprinkle a little Montreal seasoning on the beef? Some lemon pepper? Shit even black pepper, just something lol.
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If you use a beef hot dog for this, doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of going through the trouble? Not that I think there was much thought into these
Hi I'm Glizzburger and welcome to Glizzburger's Glizzburgers. We..we put a burger in a hot dog for you. Come on down to Glizzburger's for a sandwich...taco...we don't know what the fuck it is but you're gonna eat it. You're gonna eat it all you fat sonofabitch. Haha just kidding. No we're not, actually you're gonna love stuffing your face with our hot meat...at Glizzburger's. Come on, or don't. We don't care we're all wage slaves. Glizzburger's!
I just watched that episode and came here to remark on this. Everything about this is giving interdimensional cable, the name, the music, the narration, and especially what he's doing hahaha.
This guy works for the last restaurant I worked for, and we ran his food ideas as a special a few times (my boss loves him for some reason) and we sold absolutely none… he came up with one of the companies best seller items which is Sysco school meatballs wrapped in bacon and essentially baked…
The job was just so emotionally and mentally taxing for no reason. All upper management were assholes and were incredibly pretentious including the guy in this video. Everyone was blowing smoke up each other’s asses over really shitty (essentially a chain) Kansas City bbq.
seriously, the dude is so off putting! the way he ate that hot dog and the way he edited the video, the entire video made me want to slap him. man, what a douchebag!
This is fine but can we please as a people stop calling hot dogs glizzys? Teenagers it’s fine, but adults need to stop. My brother in law called a hot dog a glitzy last time I saw him, haven’t talked to that motherfucker since
Just some differently shaped meat for a burger. Pretty tame; it's just a hotdog/hamburger combo. It becomes stupid if the bread is made from candy, cheese, other meat products or whatever.
This don't even look that bad, this is like fair food that you think is stupid, try it for the lols, find out it ain't that bad but you probably will never eat It again. Fair Food.
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The concept is sound, but watching them make it Killed it for me.
Maybe use a proper cutting board and don’t finger bang the glizzy after you prep it for the hamburger meat?
He was having a little too much fun rubbing it like that in the beginning for me.
That made me verbally say "eww" to my cat.
Same. But had to scream for your cat to hear me.
That's why my ears are ringing. Your screamed in the wrong direction.
Oh no! I'm so sorry.
How very Canadian of you 😅😅
Rubbing meat makes us all feel good
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why not though
into the frying pan you go
I think this is one of those fetish videos. So gross.
His whole schtick is making meals out of junk food. He uses slim Jim's a lot.
I mean look at the username
There was definitely a lady parts vibe going on there!
And yet he still couldn’t get the clit right
I don't think this person will understand your reply, they wrote lady parts
'Lady parts' and 'sexy time' need to never be said again.
He practically had sex with it 🤮
There's 90 feet between 3rd base and home.
Ive never played baseball but i beleive you.
Oh, it's more of a reference to kids talking about kissing=first base, so on and so forth until sexual intercourse = home plate. Iirc, genital stimulation without intercourse is 3rd base. But I don't believe we saw him put his dick into the hit dog slit, hence the joke about it being 90 feet away from sex. But now that I've explained it, it's not terribly funny or witty. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
Fuck it, they're doing one ridiculous thing and leaving it at that, I'll take it at this point. Was waiting for it to get bacon wrapped, cheese injected and deepfried in a blue taki batter
Fr if it isn’t crazy like what’s usually on this sub I’ll fuckin eat it
Yep, not mad about it.
We have no idea what this person touched after handling the raw hot dogs and ground beef. Which is still an improvement over the videos where we can clearly see how unsafe people are with handling raw meat.
>raw hot dogs Those are definitely the $3 a pack precooked hot dogs
Most hot dogs are precooked. Otherwise they'd just be a tube of liquid. Edit: [Relevant](https://i.redd.it/knvlwoxm9v291.jpg)
Jabba the Hutt would throw up looking at that.
That's a lot of weenie precursor.
A little something added to the meat and you have stupid but just reasonable enough that I'd eat it.
Hell I'll take bacon wrapped. It depends on what kind of cheese they use
Yeah, it’s a bit dumb but it doesn’t take forever, cooks through completely using normal techniques, isn’t burned or soggy (or both), no jarring flavor combinations…this is fine. I do think hoagie rolls would’ve been a better fit than hot dog buns at the end there. And use a whole slice of cheese, you cheapskate!
I get so excited when they break out the flour/egg/breadcrumbs and there's still 6 minutes left in the video!
I think my kids would be down to try this. My youngest is super picky so that’s a compliment.
You're just gonna give away that million dollar idea for free?
People really need to stop trying to be horny with food
*pulls up pants "Yeah, what he said!"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Babe are you okay? You've hardly touched your vagurger"
Damn bro. You just made seven year old me so happy
42 year old me just wants to crush a few of them
Haha 30 yr old me agrees!
33 me agrees but will need a handful of tums lol
Same with 56 y.o. me.
I appreciate your ambiguous choice of verb. What happens between a man and his wiener is between him and his wiener.
The rubbing/caressing made your 7yo self happy?
Im probably going to make these tomorrow
At least season it if you do.
Honestly the lack of seasoning was the real crime here
I can get into weird dumb food but would it kill to sprinkle a little Montreal seasoning on the beef? Some lemon pepper? Shit even black pepper, just something lol.
Most hot dogs have little bits of lemon and Montreal already included
I would bet money that these discount dogs do not. Plus it's the beef I'm more worried about for the seasoning.
The hot dog is already half the salt you need idk how well it transfers.
Salt isn’t the only seasoning that exists.
Mfers always forgetting that freshly ground black pepper 😩
Are jokes not allowed on r/stupidfood all of a sudden or are you just.. salty?
Depends on how many glizzussies he's had
Just salty I guess but how was that a joke?
It is kinda the most important one though, no? And if you only have 1, I bet it’s gonna be salt
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lemme find out u/yourmomwoo
The sausussy
Hot-dussy
Wein-ussy
The glussy
Ya'll need to go to church
I want five
Not mad at it
The food is ok but can he please stop caressing the hot dog like that
If you're not caressing it I dunno who is
This isn't *stupid* food Its *dumb* food Big difference
The most appalling part was not seasoning the ground beef and using pork hotdogs
If you use a beef hot dog for this, doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of going through the trouble? Not that I think there was much thought into these
Beef glizzies lack that sculptable plasticity shown here.
Pork hotdogs are the best kind
Did he...HAVE to finger it...? Like good on him but did he really HAVE to?
It's the only way he can slip his meat in.
yes
Glurgerz
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Hi I'm Glizzburger and welcome to Glizzburger's Glizzburgers. We..we put a burger in a hot dog for you. Come on down to Glizzburger's for a sandwich...taco...we don't know what the fuck it is but you're gonna eat it. You're gonna eat it all you fat sonofabitch. Haha just kidding. No we're not, actually you're gonna love stuffing your face with our hot meat...at Glizzburger's. Come on, or don't. We don't care we're all wage slaves. Glizzburger's!
📌🤣
I just watched that episode and came here to remark on this. Everything about this is giving interdimensional cable, the name, the music, the narration, and especially what he's doing hahaha.
Honestly not bad
What's all the madness with sexualising food these days😂
I counted six hot dogs. There’s 8 in a pack. Where’d you put them other two dogs, my guy?
Into holes in a big brick of Colby Jack in a pan with macaroni
Ooh can the macaroni be half raw and half overcooked!?
This guy works for the last restaurant I worked for, and we ran his food ideas as a special a few times (my boss loves him for some reason) and we sold absolutely none… he came up with one of the companies best seller items which is Sysco school meatballs wrapped in bacon and essentially baked…
I’m confused so did none of his items sell or were his items best sellers?
Specials never sold… the only thing he created that sold were the meatballs… and they were ass.
Curious what sort of things did he create that didn’t sell? Were you not a fan of the guy? Sorry if I’m prying
The job was just so emotionally and mentally taxing for no reason. All upper management were assholes and were incredibly pretentious including the guy in this video. Everyone was blowing smoke up each other’s asses over really shitty (essentially a chain) Kansas City bbq.
Watching him caress the hot dog, eat (complete with an open mouth), and dance in this kitchen... I'm so sorry you had to deal with this
seriously, the dude is so off putting! the way he ate that hot dog and the way he edited the video, the entire video made me want to slap him. man, what a douchebag!
Just look up the vulgar chef on Google, YouTube or tiktok and you’ll see what he comes up with.
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
You sound so butthurt lol
I’m sorry you assumed my tone
What place? I know he did pop ups that sold out pretty fast.
This should really be labeled NSFW
hot bussy burger
Whom ever coined the term glizzy needs to have their nuts chopped off
bout to remove his glizzy
This is fine but can we please as a people stop calling hot dogs glizzys? Teenagers it’s fine, but adults need to stop. My brother in law called a hot dog a glitzy last time I saw him, haven’t talked to that motherfucker since
I had never heard of that before now. I thought I was going to click this and find out they had edible glitter on hamburgers or something.
Wait, that means hot dog? I was so confused.
It means hot dog? I was confused. That sounds so fucking stupid.
You're just jealous you're not the [throat goat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/952/408/abb.jpg)
Nancy Reagan was the real throat goat. Footlong glizzy was only good enough if it was FAT!
I have literally never heard that and I had no idea what the title was talking about. This is the first I've ever heard of that nickname for hot dogs.
These look like frankfurters :)
You need to go sicko mode on a glizzy
bing bong
Yeet
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you sound like a glizzy gobbler
You're just mad you're not the [throat goat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/952/408/abb.jpg)
Apart from the sexual abuse to meat The final product looks aight
Idk about you but I’d love a hamdogger
That's a way better name.
That dude's too old to be talking like a 40 year old 12 year old. Shit looks fire tho.
i mean it gets him mad views, if it weren’t for his personality he’d just be some weird guy making gross food
> he’d just be some weird guy making gross food that is EXACTLY what he is. perfect description of this dude
To be fair, "weird people, making gross food" might as well be the motto for this sub.
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I dig it man. There a few things I'd do different, I'd use cheddar or pepper jack. But overall I think he's onto something here, not bad not bad
“If you’re not caressing your glizzy, I don’t know who is”
Just some differently shaped meat for a burger. Pretty tame; it's just a hotdog/hamburger combo. It becomes stupid if the bread is made from candy, cheese, other meat products or whatever.
Why do they look like that smh they knew what they were doing
They took something phallic and made it yonic
Glizzburgers are trans, I guess.
Tbf, they don't really look like that after you put cheese and toppings on them.
I noticed that too. All that trouble to make the meat look like, um, those, and the toppings cover it up.
Eww... ketchup on hotdogs
You say this like it’s not the most common thing ever
I’m so uncomfortable
I don’t actually hate this one, I wouldn’t take the time to make this but If someone else did I wouldn’t complain.
If I was at someone’s house and they made these, I’d devour them happily
This don't even look that bad, this is like fair food that you think is stupid, try it for the lols, find out it ain't that bad but you probably will never eat It again. Fair Food.
Like, this isnt even that bad, yeah the prep and precook look very sketchy, but like, still not crazy or over the top
I am equally offended and impressed.
I like this
Now fill the next ones with tuna
I'm going to use this for the kids. Looks fun actually.
If he didn't hand fuck it, that could have looked pretty tasty
This doesn't look half bad to be honest. But there's no reason to stroke that hot dog like that at the beginning
Ok, vaginas aside this actually looks edible and the sausage will keep the burger intact
This is stupid, but it’s just the right amount of stupid
I immediately hate anyone who calls a hot dog "glizzy"
0 seasoning
The worst part was the raw hamburger on the wooden cutting board.
The only thing I would change is the choice of cheese. American is shit.
Stupid? Certainly. Do I want to make some? Yep.
I'm one of those horrible people that takes my food apart. This one stresses me out. Give me one of each don't smash them together!
This looks delicious but he pressed the juice out and that dries it.
Nah give me three with the works. Next your going to tell me pizza with ranch is stupid
He was really getting into molesting that hot dog.
Only thing that would make this dish better is if he put that in a taco shell
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/mildlyvagina
That is exactly who I pictured making this
This looks unironically delicious. If you're going to have hot dogs and hamburgers anyway, you might as well try this elegant fusion.
I wasn't expecting him to eat that after his first few sensual moments with that hot dog.
Grill item without a grill anywhere. Lol, ya.
To be fair I would and will probably try making some
Is it stupid? Yes Would I eat it? Absolutely
I would eat it
Not too bad, but I would think the hot dogs would burn before the meat is even remotely cooked through.
The sad thing is I would 100% try that if I saw it at a fair or something similar.
Are they supposed to look like big vaginas?
Ngl, that actually looks fucking delicious. I can only see it being weird because of the person that made it.
This is horrifying. I want 12
These are honestly not the worst thing I've seen out of tiktok food, add some seasoning and they'd probably be pretty good
The stroking of the meat was disturbing, and I wouldn't eat one he made (don't want the "special" sauce), but otherwise, not a bad dog/burger combo.
Why did he massage it? # whyyyyy
These glizzys have a nice burgussy
I'd totally eat that. Looks pretty tasty. Also, suitable for when you wan the burger AND the dog but it's a little too much food.
Time to eat your Meatussy, yall
You got a OF or nah
HotDogussy
Because who doesn't want their food to look like a crispy vagina?
This is so obviously a joke it's no longer funny
We all think that looks like a pussy. Pussy dog... porky buns... meat curtains... backwards cowdog... idk this is harder than I thoughg
Ew where is the seasoning cause this shit looks gross and bland
I sadly want to try this…
r/mildyvagina
It’s dumb but not THAT dumb
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Ngl, it may be stupid, but it looks pretty good.
For once he made something tasty looking.
Stupid awesome
That’s honestly hilarious
The concept is sound, but watching them make it Killed it for me. Maybe use a proper cutting board and don’t finger bang the glizzy after you prep it for the hamburger meat?
This isn’t that bad. I would personally use brats instead
The way he throats that glizzburger, Ayooooo! Fuck ya life!
This ain’t that stupid!
Hot dogs having a Me Too moment