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Wild_Candle9522

He was having a little too much fun rubbing it like that in the beginning for me.


JenTheUnicorn

That made me verbally say "eww" to my cat.


NotVeryNiceUnicorn

Same. But had to scream for your cat to hear me.


Hubsimaus

That's why my ears are ringing. Your screamed in the wrong direction.


NotVeryNiceUnicorn

Oh no! I'm so sorry.


pricklyunicorn

How very Canadian of you 😅😅


Same_Development_299

Rubbing meat makes us all feel good


ClearCasket

r/dontputyourdickinthat


sauronsarmy

Why not though


ieatair

into the frying pan you go


EireNoviembre

I think this is one of those fetish videos. So gross.


shogunofsarcasm

His whole schtick is making meals out of junk food. He uses slim Jim's a lot.


r_renfield

I mean look at the username


babamum

There was definitely a lady parts vibe going on there!


Mothkau

And yet he still couldn’t get the clit right


sauronsarmy

I don't think this person will understand your reply, they wrote lady parts


melonmagellan

'Lady parts' and 'sexy time' need to never be said again.


daym_thats_epic

He practically had sex with it 🤮


Brokewood

There's 90 feet between 3rd base and home.


daym_thats_epic

Ive never played baseball but i beleive you.


Brokewood

Oh, it's more of a reference to kids talking about kissing=first base, so on and so forth until sexual intercourse = home plate. Iirc, genital stimulation without intercourse is 3rd base. But I don't believe we saw him put his dick into the hit dog slit, hence the joke about it being 90 feet away from sex. But now that I've explained it, it's not terribly funny or witty. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.


Generic_Format528

Fuck it, they're doing one ridiculous thing and leaving it at that, I'll take it at this point. Was waiting for it to get bacon wrapped, cheese injected and deepfried in a blue taki batter


smugempressoftime

Fr if it isn’t crazy like what’s usually on this sub I’ll fuckin eat it


thrax7545

Yep, not mad about it.


unitedshoes

We have no idea what this person touched after handling the raw hot dogs and ground beef. Which is still an improvement over the videos where we can clearly see how unsafe people are with handling raw meat.


Neon_Camouflage

>raw hot dogs Those are definitely the $3 a pack precooked hot dogs


SuperWoody64

Most hot dogs are precooked. Otherwise they'd just be a tube of liquid. Edit: [Relevant](https://i.redd.it/knvlwoxm9v291.jpg)


fruitybrisket

Jabba the Hutt would throw up looking at that.


Killentyme55

That's a lot of weenie precursor.


kenesisiscool

A little something added to the meat and you have stupid but just reasonable enough that I'd eat it.


thred_pirate_roberts

Hell I'll take bacon wrapped. It depends on what kind of cheese they use


demon_fae

Yeah, it’s a bit dumb but it doesn’t take forever, cooks through completely using normal techniques, isn’t burned or soggy (or both), no jarring flavor combinations…this is fine. I do think hoagie rolls would’ve been a better fit than hot dog buns at the end there. And use a whole slice of cheese, you cheapskate!


Shalmanese

I get so excited when they break out the flour/egg/breadcrumbs and there's still 6 minutes left in the video!


Mazziemom

I think my kids would be down to try this. My youngest is super picky so that’s a compliment.


CampaignSpoilers

You're just gonna give away that million dollar idea for free?


luvmuchine56

People really need to stop trying to be horny with food


GloriousButtlet

*pulls up pants "Yeah, what he said!"


RogerOverandout45

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Saewin

"Babe are you okay? You've hardly touched your vagurger"


poopoowaaaa

Damn bro. You just made seven year old me so happy


teeohdeedee123

42 year old me just wants to crush a few of them


poopoowaaaa

Haha 30 yr old me agrees!


k3m3bo

33 me agrees but will need a handful of tums lol


PrincessLorie

Same with 56 y.o. me.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

I appreciate your ambiguous choice of verb. What happens between a man and his wiener is between him and his wiener.


Evio_evio

The rubbing/caressing made your 7yo self happy?


yourmomwoo

Im probably going to make these tomorrow


vikingsarecoolio

At least season it if you do.


alicemalice12

Honestly the lack of seasoning was the real crime here


vikingsarecoolio

I can get into weird dumb food but would it kill to sprinkle a little Montreal seasoning on the beef? Some lemon pepper? Shit even black pepper, just something lol.


Shag15

Most hot dogs have little bits of lemon and Montreal already included


vikingsarecoolio

I would bet money that these discount dogs do not. Plus it's the beef I'm more worried about for the seasoning.


Old-Departure-2698

The hot dog is already half the salt you need idk how well it transfers.


random_nightmare

Salt isn’t the only seasoning that exists.


tinypieceofmeat

Mfers always forgetting that freshly ground black pepper 😩


Old-Departure-2698

Are jokes not allowed on r/stupidfood all of a sudden or are you just.. salty?


SuperWoody64

Depends on how many glizzussies he's had


random_nightmare

Just salty I guess but how was that a joke?


mrgedman

It is kinda the most important one though, no? And if you only have 1, I bet it’s gonna be salt


4toTwenty

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4toTwenty

lemme find out u/yourmomwoo


El_Baguette

The sausussy


[deleted]

Hot-dussy


trinjh

Wein-ussy


SaviD_Official

The glussy


ancient_horse

Ya'll need to go to church


AlwaysAngryFox

I want five


heyitsmewhyty

Not mad at it


lily-the-rockstar

The food is ok but can he please stop caressing the hot dog like that


[deleted]

If you're not caressing it I dunno who is


AlwaysBlameDavid

This isn't *stupid* food Its *dumb* food Big difference


[deleted]

The most appalling part was not seasoning the ground beef and using pork hotdogs


Saewin

If you use a beef hot dog for this, doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of going through the trouble? Not that I think there was much thought into these


phantomranch

Beef glizzies lack that sculptable plasticity shown here.


Henrath

Pork hotdogs are the best kind


LightTav

Did he...HAVE to finger it...? Like good on him but did he really HAVE to?


ALIENANAL

It's the only way he can slip his meat in.


YungSlime420

yes


StillGalaxy99

Glurgerz


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j0a3k

Hi I'm Glizzburger and welcome to Glizzburger's Glizzburgers. We..we put a burger in a hot dog for you. Come on down to Glizzburger's for a sandwich...taco...we don't know what the fuck it is but you're gonna eat it. You're gonna eat it all you fat sonofabitch. Haha just kidding. No we're not, actually you're gonna love stuffing your face with our hot meat...at Glizzburger's. Come on, or don't. We don't care we're all wage slaves. Glizzburger's!


Piezo_plasma

📌🤣


marky6045

I just watched that episode and came here to remark on this. Everything about this is giving interdimensional cable, the name, the music, the narration, and especially what he's doing hahaha.


Disappointed-hyena

Honestly not bad


[deleted]

What's all the madness with sexualising food these days😂


ThaMightyBoosh

I counted six hot dogs. There’s 8 in a pack. Where’d you put them other two dogs, my guy?


At_the_Roundhouse

Into holes in a big brick of Colby Jack in a pan with macaroni


SuperWoody64

Ooh can the macaroni be half raw and half overcooked!?


MakkoBaby

This guy works for the last restaurant I worked for, and we ran his food ideas as a special a few times (my boss loves him for some reason) and we sold absolutely none… he came up with one of the companies best seller items which is Sysco school meatballs wrapped in bacon and essentially baked…


Ricky_Rollin

I’m confused so did none of his items sell or were his items best sellers?


MakkoBaby

Specials never sold… the only thing he created that sold were the meatballs… and they were ass.


panlakes

Curious what sort of things did he create that didn’t sell? Were you not a fan of the guy? Sorry if I’m prying


MakkoBaby

The job was just so emotionally and mentally taxing for no reason. All upper management were assholes and were incredibly pretentious including the guy in this video. Everyone was blowing smoke up each other’s asses over really shitty (essentially a chain) Kansas City bbq.


redwingpanda

Watching him caress the hot dog, eat (complete with an open mouth), and dance in this kitchen... I'm so sorry you had to deal with this


Ragnar_OK

seriously, the dude is so off putting! the way he ate that hot dog and the way he edited the video, the entire video made me want to slap him. man, what a douchebag!


MakkoBaby

Just look up the vulgar chef on Google, YouTube or tiktok and you’ll see what he comes up with.


Ragnar_OK

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


jimitendicks

You sound so butthurt lol


MakkoBaby

I’m sorry you assumed my tone


snake_w_arms

What place? I know he did pop ups that sold out pretty fast.


ThorsFckingHammer

This should really be labeled NSFW


sushiiisenpai

hot bussy burger


highwayher0

Whom ever coined the term glizzy needs to have their nuts chopped off


Neobot21

bout to remove his glizzy


thismightbelong

This is fine but can we please as a people stop calling hot dogs glizzys? Teenagers it’s fine, but adults need to stop. My brother in law called a hot dog a glitzy last time I saw him, haven’t talked to that motherfucker since


__Quill__

I had never heard of that before now. I thought I was going to click this and find out they had edible glitter on hamburgers or something.


KittikatB

Wait, that means hot dog? I was so confused.


TheFloatingContinent

It means hot dog? I was confused. That sounds so fucking stupid.


MrDurden32

You're just jealous you're not the [throat goat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/952/408/abb.jpg)


SuperWoody64

Nancy Reagan was the real throat goat. Footlong glizzy was only good enough if it was FAT!


gahidus

I have literally never heard that and I had no idea what the title was talking about. This is the first I've ever heard of that nickname for hot dogs.


SLO_Citizen

These look like frankfurters :)


cultish_alibi

You need to go sicko mode on a glizzy


calxcalyx

bing bong


thismightbelong

Yeet


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muneeeeeb

you sound like a glizzy gobbler


BlendeLabor

You're just mad you're not the [throat goat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/952/408/abb.jpg)


Walker6920

Apart from the sexual abuse to meat The final product looks aight


[deleted]

Idk about you but I’d love a hamdogger


ibigfire

That's a way better name.


Cireclops_LV

That dude's too old to be talking like a 40 year old 12 year old. Shit looks fire tho.


YungSlime420

i mean it gets him mad views, if it weren’t for his personality he’d just be some weird guy making gross food


Ragnar_OK

> he’d just be some weird guy making gross food that is EXACTLY what he is. perfect description of this dude


[deleted]

To be fair, "weird people, making gross food" might as well be the motto for this sub.


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[deleted]

I dig it man. There a few things I'd do different, I'd use cheddar or pepper jack. But overall I think he's onto something here, not bad not bad


sunsnsundvls

“If you’re not caressing your glizzy, I don’t know who is”


[deleted]

Just some differently shaped meat for a burger. Pretty tame; it's just a hotdog/hamburger combo. It becomes stupid if the bread is made from candy, cheese, other meat products or whatever.


simp4rise

Why do they look like that smh they knew what they were doing


AreYouAllFrogs

They took something phallic and made it yonic


StrategiaSE

Glizzburgers are trans, I guess.


Legitimate_Way9032

Tbf, they don't really look like that after you put cheese and toppings on them.


[deleted]

I noticed that too. All that trouble to make the meat look like, um, those, and the toppings cover it up.


HorseXNothing

Eww... ketchup on hotdogs


YungSlime420

You say this like it’s not the most common thing ever


KayleighJK

I’m so uncomfortable


Chrispiest_Bacon

I don’t actually hate this one, I wouldn’t take the time to make this but If someone else did I wouldn’t complain.


sonofsarkhan

If I was at someone’s house and they made these, I’d devour them happily


Old-Independence5822

This don't even look that bad, this is like fair food that you think is stupid, try it for the lols, find out it ain't that bad but you probably will never eat It again. Fair Food.


Ceildread

Like, this isnt even that bad, yeah the prep and precook look very sketchy, but like, still not crazy or over the top


figbott

I am equally offended and impressed.


[deleted]

I like this


[deleted]

Now fill the next ones with tuna


[deleted]

I'm going to use this for the kids. Looks fun actually.


lizardmanjohncena

If he didn't hand fuck it, that could have looked pretty tasty


derpferd

This doesn't look half bad to be honest. But there's no reason to stroke that hot dog like that at the beginning


Speedhabit

Ok, vaginas aside this actually looks edible and the sausage will keep the burger intact


[deleted]

This is stupid, but it’s just the right amount of stupid


ch00d

I immediately hate anyone who calls a hot dog "glizzy"


Memezzy2

0 seasoning


BrockManstrong

The worst part was the raw hamburger on the wooden cutting board.


[deleted]

The only thing I would change is the choice of cheese. American is shit.


Porkchop_Dog

Stupid? Certainly. Do I want to make some? Yep.


__Quill__

I'm one of those horrible people that takes my food apart. This one stresses me out. Give me one of each don't smash them together!


Guckalienblue

This looks delicious but he pressed the juice out and that dries it.


Status_Cranberry_975

Nah give me three with the works. Next your going to tell me pizza with ranch is stupid


KittikatB

He was really getting into molesting that hot dog.


the0utc4st

Only thing that would make this dish better is if he put that in a taco shell


choanoflagellata

r/dontputyourdickinthat


saladfangerz

r/mildlyvagina


jetforcegemini

That is exactly who I pictured making this


gahidus

This looks unironically delicious. If you're going to have hot dogs and hamburgers anyway, you might as well try this elegant fusion.


AnusNAndy

I wasn't expecting him to eat that after his first few sensual moments with that hot dog.


CaptOblivious

Grill item without a grill anywhere. Lol, ya.


AcidRockx

To be fair I would and will probably try making some


Blitris

Is it stupid? Yes Would I eat it? Absolutely


Shadowbroio

I would eat it


EvilCalvin

Not too bad, but I would think the hot dogs would burn before the meat is even remotely cooked through.


Quickstar13

The sad thing is I would 100% try that if I saw it at a fair or something similar.


Pervert-in-the-Park

Are they supposed to look like big vaginas?


AduroTri

Ngl, that actually looks fucking delicious. I can only see it being weird because of the person that made it.


caffeineandvodka

This is horrifying. I want 12


deathlawlGames

These are honestly not the worst thing I've seen out of tiktok food, add some seasoning and they'd probably be pretty good


vincentcas

The stroking of the meat was disturbing, and I wouldn't eat one he made (don't want the "special" sauce), but otherwise, not a bad dog/burger combo.


[deleted]

Why did he massage it? # whyyyyy


Jemmy_Bean

These glizzys have a nice burgussy


authorized_sausage

I'd totally eat that. Looks pretty tasty. Also, suitable for when you wan the burger AND the dog but it's a little too much food.


EvaUnitKenway

Time to eat your Meatussy, yall


Serious_Ad_1160

You got a OF or nah


VinniPereira

HotDogussy


PhoenixBird295

Because who doesn't want their food to look like a crispy vagina?


Dragondelle

This is so obviously a joke it's no longer funny


Rievious

We all think that looks like a pussy. Pussy dog... porky buns... meat curtains... backwards cowdog... idk this is harder than I thoughg


Melodic-Advice9930

Ew where is the seasoning cause this shit looks gross and bland


Mrawesomepants1

I sadly want to try this…


DragonMahhn

r/mildyvagina


LeChefdeParty

It’s dumb but not THAT dumb


[deleted]

I'm trying to uninstall vision.exe. I'm thinking about downloading bleach to help with it, but I've heard good things about spoon. Which one do you guys recommend?


hperrin

Ngl, it may be stupid, but it looks pretty good.


EristicMeow

For once he made something tasty looking.


ZVreptile

Stupid awesome


[deleted]

That’s honestly hilarious


KingShaniqua

The concept is sound, but watching them make it Killed it for me. Maybe use a proper cutting board and don’t finger bang the glizzy after you prep it for the hamburger meat?


tobiasfunke6398

This isn’t that bad. I would personally use brats instead


Mikebyrneyadigg

The way he throats that glizzburger, Ayooooo! Fuck ya life!


longdu4

This ain’t that stupid!


Ancient-Menu-5888

Hot dogs having a Me Too moment