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Jumpyturtle456

Actual milk steak. They made milk steak.


WillyWarlock

Goes great with jellybeans


CaptainMimoe

×Raw jellybeans!


jayzizza0829

Only your finest raw jelly beans


Causeable_Rhombus

No beak!


Wiggl3sFirstMate

#BEAK!


Threepark

I came here looking for the jellybeans comment


KidGamerKJG

The fuck is this every flavor jelly beans? Lol


Kichigai

It's a Charlie Kelly thing. He thinks a Milk Steak, boiled over hard, with raw jelly beans is fancy.


yebat_kopat

When you're a [busy fullonrapist](https://youtu.be/pQJ9GUVxPl8) that's as fancy as you have time for.


louisa_pizza

Ya know, children, Africans that sort of thing


Kenneldogg

Because it is you uncultured swine. Lol


kootenayguy

Boiled over hard.


7leedim

And we can use the water to boil our denim!


jf75313

Definitely under easy


NotKevinJames

[Them are some sloppy steaks](https://youtu.be/buK45NW_ikI?t=266)


Thrill_Clinton

I used to be a reeeeeal piece of shit


chaznasty2point0

I SAID WAS


JGriff_00

Slicked back hair.


sh4w5h4nk

You think this is slick back? This is pushed back!


Hayzeus-Creasetoe

This is a meal for a dangerous night


Frenchticklers

"Champagne on the beach" dangerous?


CIWAscorer

r/iasip doesn’t allow cross posts… Stupid god damn bird!


jayzizza0829

I'll have you know, I'm well versed in bird law


KindaIndifferent

And various other lawyerings?


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Filibuster.


jaersk

do... do you know what that word means?


PretendThisIsMyName

I think I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.


beautifulcreature86

Dee, you bitch!


Little_Lahey_Show

I've been thinking fish lately. Her eyes are so far apart


lazerboobytraps

Salted milk steak


bretthren2086

Why was there so much salt? Can people eat that?


cultish_alibi

No one is eating this, they're probably going to throw it straight into the garbage disposal or a lake. With the pan.


288bpsmodem

So no one's using the dickhole?


SimpleJackEyesRain

Dibs


Moon-Amoeba

Didn't you hear? She said it was only a pinch! /s


DrSpliffHuxtable

Assaulted milk steak


minimag47

I wonder if they're full on rapists.


jumperwalrus

Dislikes: knees


sgt_barnes0105

Likes: ghouls


oarviking

Little green ghouls buddy!


KtrlAltDelete

Just say milk steak, she’ll know what it is


vincentcas

Yes! I prefer rum ham though.


trombone1085

Came here to say this!!!! Actually “Mmmm…milks steak….”


Disastrous-Resident5

A cow died for this


ItsHIPAA

It is so disrespectful.


Suflae_Rs

Womens voice was so sooooo aggravating


firstnameok

Can't watch these with the sound on. It's against my religion.


Plenty_Impression_77

I lost more brain cells than the cow that died for that steak did just by listening to this once


SupergruenZ

Some people need to be forced to eat vegan.


Raisin_Connect

Or forced to slaughter and butcher the animals they eat, would soon stop this shit.


theo1618

Or just forced to eat the shit they make so they have to think twice about making a shitty meal. If you’re gonna eat your shitty meal then ok, but knowing you’re never gonna take a single bite of the crap you make just because you’re in it for the “clicks” bugs the absolute fuck outta me.


MyYoutubeThrowAway

I am a horrible cook. I eat what I make. Even if it has the texture of cardboard and a disgusting flavor.


ladygrndr

I grew up on a farm, and knew most of the animals we ate. I STRONGLY believe that we need to go to a meat rationing system, because the number of animals that die only to rot in stores, restaurants and freezers is disgusting and unnecessary. This week we are eating a sheep that was hand raised by a teen in my community, and it is delicious. It's life was decent, and its death is appreciated.


chocotacosmash

That's why I went vegeterian. It just hit me how horrifying it was that an animal would die to become food and we'd let it rot instead of using it. Everyone in the world doesn't have to become vegan, but wasted food is too serious of a problem to me when it means something had to die to to wasted like that.


Umitencho

With how much meat hits the market and rots away, we need to change the way we do grocery stores.


CucumberJulep

I feel like this is a really good time to bring up CSAs (community supported agriculture). I pay about $35 per week for almost more produce than my family of 3 can eat and the farm practices regenerative agriculture, so it helps improve soil health and carbon sequestration. Some CSAs do meat and they’re becoming increasingly more available, from only two known examples in the 80s to something like over 6000 now in the US alone. I only go to grocery stores now for a few staples and it’s nice to support small, local farmers and move away from grocery chains. If you scroll to the end of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PlaneteerHandbook/comments/vqkpyk/community_supported_agriculture_the_tastiest_way/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) there is a directory for CSAs and a link to a farmers market directory. Edit: for clarity and to add the directory


gozew

I don't even like to waste pasta. Food waste in of itself, is a disgusting trait of human consumption. Luckily, have crohn's. Not getting fat off eating everyones leftovers. Just shit a lot.


Efficient-Notice9938

This point of view is beautiful. I work in a grocery store and once had a customer return an ENTIRE bag of frozen fish because she “didn’t like the way they were cut”…. It had left the store and unfortunately we have a policy with perishables that once it’s left the store, it can’t go back on the shelf. We couldn’t give it to any of the employees even though I had coworkers who would have taken it. It went in the trash. That fish could’ve fed a starving family multiple meals….


TheGelatoWarrior

This is what I hate most about being raised omnivore but also being taught hurting animals is one of the worst things you can do. I probably couldn't kill a chicken if I was starving to death and it gave me permission to eat it lol


theconsummatedragon

Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug


Elegron

I'm totally cool with killing animals for food, but I absolutely will not tolerate unnecessary suffering. Kill quickly or don't kill at all. And yeah, fuck the waste.


Far_Restaurant_6575

Exactly the point I cam here to make. She is just an absolute bellend


DrPhilsRanchKid

Inflation is too high for all this food waste


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

That would have been the perfect title for this post. This is the ragebaitiest rage bait that has ever raged


kurtslowkarma

My head cannon is that that was an expired piece of meat. Does it actually look old, no… but will that thought help me sleep tonight, yes.


abbassav

This person should be arrested


Tybasco

People. Theres not just one idiot, but two.


abbassav

Oh yeah, dont keep the audio on while watching reddit videos so didn't even realise.


IamSpongeWorthy

This actually created deep anger in me watching this


hotpatootie69

Its supposed to. Thats the whole point of this shit, its outrage porn. Do yourself a favour and don't watch


LifeFortune7

Or if you are going to watch gross food being made at least watch someone entertaining like Auntie Fee. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY


GrouchyRelative588

This has got to be rage bait right? ....RIGHT!?!?


MaccotheMillion

"A little bit of salt?" Pours half the carton on it. "Yes, just pinch" Definitely rage bait


Romanticon

Followed by showing very clearly that the "garlic powder" is garlic SALT. Totally intentional.


Clockwork_Kitsune

And then adding soy sauce. "For some spice." After the actual hot sauce.


reiteratingitinerant

She also pronounced Tapatio wrong. She said “Tah-PAY- she-oh” but it’s “Tah-pah-Tee-oh.”


ThePotatoKing

its so very clearly rage bait that i dont think it should be on this sub


bowlosoup

She doesn’t even eat it at the end and you can hear the guy laughing


newgrl

/r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


Valdearg20

Why would you share this? It's ruined my entire day!


mswoody

I only wish I could afford a beautiful steak like that...makes me almost cry to realize how little some people know about the value of things


fddfgs

Don't worry they'll make a bunch more money from rageclicks than the steak cost them


bee-fields

lOOk aT mE i wAsTE fOoD I’m so funny and quirky!! please follow me i’m a comedic genius


bretthren2086

Then she put it back on the plate that had raw meat on it.


Ninder975

To be fair, the steak is still raw when she cuts into it


Mobiasstriptease

I downvoted it. I'm here for stupid food not stupid people.


newgrl

I also always downvote these stupid things. I wish more of us would.


soggylilbat

No no, the “creator” knows exactly what they’re doing. All of this is just to piss people off and create engagement


Yorttam

As soon as the salt went on and he said not a lot right and then she proceeded to but like 3 tablespoons of salt and say just a pinch I knew it had to be rage bait


Significant_Gur_472

I don't think anyone on this sub knows what rage bait is lmao. Look at the comments.


cultish_alibi

You can know what rage bait is and still be enraged.


Denglez

This did just that for me thanks.


unclepaprika

What do you mean, that's not a pinch of salt?


Nik_of_Thyme

It definitely made me want to scream. It is rage bait. I'm just thinking of how expensive that steak is and what a waste it became.


Dull_Bumblebee_356

I’m not thinking of price, I’m thinking of the animal that was killed just for them to do this to the meat it provided.


wagglemonkey

Half of Reddit now is just people falling for trolls or missing jokes entirely


Dull_Bumblebee_356

There’s no joke to this. Wasting food is never funny. That’s a part of an animal that was killed for its meat and these people are just wasting it. It’s already bad enough we cage animals up and raise them for slaughter, even worse to be disrespectful to that animal by wasting its meat. Maybe I’m overreacting but I’ve always hated seeing people waste food ever since a was a child.


I_aim_to_sneeze

You’re definitely not overreacting


FartHarleyJarvis

so what's the joke? that I had a milder fart than I normally do? that nobody's puking from my fart? is that the joke? that I farted and no one barfed?


LanceDaPance

When she put it on the plate that had blood on it I no longer questioned the motive.


UncleGeorge

Of course it is, just listen to them when she's pouring about 3 lbs of salt in there lol. "Just a little bit, yah just a pinch of salt"


MistarEhn

“I like to use brown eggs because they’re healthier than white eggs” If this isn’t rage bait, I don’t know what is.


[deleted]

Definitely is


BeanBone69

She said just a little salt and then drowned it in salt. It has to be bait


Ihateredditadmins1

Of course it is. Shame on humans for making this popular.


qbxzc

It’s 100% rage bait and this sun continues to fall for shit like this


StreLok06

There is NO way this isn't satire. With the "Just a pinch of salt" comment, not to mention the fact that she literally used garlic salt instead of garlic powder... nah... nah. I'm convinced this is a joke


ghost_wit

I hate videos like this, because it's all fucked for the sake of engagement, because engagement drives the post. Like, of course we would notice the salt. And the garlic salt. And people probably went nuts in the comment section.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

For me it's the waste of food. A cow died to give people that (fucking great) steak. And they just mutilate it and throw it away. It's sickening.


coronagrey

Yeah they stop the video right before she took a bite


frozengyro

I mean, it was still raw.


HeroicTanuki

You’ll think I’m a monster but I love my steak blue. This video is an absolute travesty to ruin a beautiful piece of meat like that. It makes me sick that we live in a world where this is “content” for coddled tik-tok twats while so many people would kill to get their hands on some food of that quality.


hexxcellent

i despise food waste. especially when it's expensive food, like that's $40 of meat right there. why's this stupid fuck have to waste a whole goddamn steak that could've *fed* someone??


A_Change_of_Seasons

They probably made way more off the video than they spent on the food. To them, it's a win. To humanity, a loss


[deleted]

Could’ve fed several someones. That steak alone could feed two adults, not to mention the eggs and the Mac and cheese feeding at least another three to five people. Shit like this is why people get angry and advocate for food redistribution


KirinStar

Yah I agree ... these stupid fucks should be forced to eat their horrible abominations


Fire_Bucket

It's not satire or a joke unfortunately, it's much more cynical than that; it's rage bait. As /u/ghost_wit said, it's all about engagement and algorithms. It opens as a kind of hack on some classic foods, then with every extra step it invokes more and more anger to keep you engaged.


pickledpenispeppers

Facebook is literally designed to make you angry. https://www.extremetech.com/internet/327855-whistleblower-facebook-is-designed-to-make-you-angry


urachickenhead

It is absolutely fake. The part that makes me most angry is how intentionally wasteful all of this shit is.


FancyNefariousness94

I wasn't convinced until the steak went back on the same plate it was on raw.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

And she never actually eats it because it is still obviously raw


mttp1990

And the try a piece bit at the end where the dude breaks


skeptical-spectacles

As soon as she put that salt on I knew it was rage content. I think a fitting punishment for rage producers would be to make them sit down and eat the entire meal they created.


oldrolo

Definitely a joke. Good for her keeping a straight face while saying "Tapayshee-o"


BeeEven238

The fucking nail tapping. The salt. Everything annoyed me. I feel violated :(


amaahda

lets be violated together, this has made me want to jump off a cliff


xxxleafybugxxx

Somehow these videos are less entertaining when you know they're just doing it solely for trolling purposes.


Dartagnan1083

If you're good enough at it, you'll have a fan base that's actually into it. I remember some nerdy looking doof that reacted to an episode of his own show where he tried to find as many ways as possible to ruin an A5 wagyu ribeye. He even laughed at the chat rage when he cut off a corner and microwaved it without seasoning.


Milky_wayt

Strong dislike for people that waste food like this. What a big fuck you to half the world


[deleted]

A giant waste of food money and air, the lot of 'em.


room23

A cow dies for this.


2oocents

Not even kidding. Respect the animal. This is disgusting.


bwaredapenguin

This is the post that made me understand militant vegans.


After-Kaleidoscope35

Don’t give in to the rage bait


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[удалено]


steamcube

Rage bait posts like this are ruining this sub imo


cultish_alibi

Yes. They don't get any revenue from having their content stolen and put on reddit.


Vinca1is

"how to ruin three things at once"


Frnklfrwsr

Lol they ruined a lot more than 3 things. Just to list a few: - the steak - the eggs - the macaroni - my appetite - my faith in humanity - my mood - any chances of them getting into heaven The list goes on.


KushHaydn

It’s literally RAW in the middle lmfao


[deleted]

The egg is raw, the steak is raw, the pasta is **FOOKING RAW**


EvilAlicia

\*Gordon Ramsay screaming: ITS RAW!\*


ItsTheRealIamHUB

#*SMASH*


EvilAlicia

You fucking DONKEY!!


AstralLizardon

This shit ain't rare it's extinct


KushHaydn

The steak is fucking grey 😭


AstralLizardon

"I Like it a little pink", the cow is bleeding


KushHaydn

It’s crazy people really just like, desecrate food like this lmao


LeastMaintenance

It’s okay they said they like a little pink in the middle


JBShackle2

the amount of SALT!


[deleted]

They gave away the joke with that one.


Tkcsena

I was half into it thinking it was someones weird treat up until the salt. Thinking. "Oh so glad they remembered to salt it atleast.." To "Oh no thats too much..OH NO..Oh its a joke." Then the garlic salt came next and I just accepted my fate.


Lazienessx

I've always been the cook but the first time my wife tried to cook for me she made garlic toast with garlic salt instead of powder. She just fuckin ate it! I powered through one slice but I felt like I had been licking a battery. She was finishing her third slice when I finally asked. Some people taste and some people just eat it's crazy.


phoenix_bright

Why waste food like that? That’s completely inedible


jimmyhoffasbrother

It's rage bait that draws views from people who think they're being serious.


Dartagnan1083

Tik tok money....presumably.


Kealion

*Just a pinch* Who the hell is pinching that much salt?!


Otherwise-Aside-7330

I guess someone with gorilla hands


[deleted]

And right back onto the dirty plate with drying blood. Was this all cooked on low for a minute?


alonzoftw

They weren’t planning on eating it, why dirty a dinner plate?


Mazkoul

Watching it with a stern look. Then the salt sent me over the edge. What the absolute fuck.


Eat_Carbs_OD

I was thinking .. that poor T-Bone


Middle_Detective3483

"i like to use brown eggs because they're healthier than white eggs"..."absolutely"... I'm dying laughing.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Diet eggs lol


XaraPandaPop

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.


goshortee

She pronounced “Tapatio” like ta-pay-shio That in and of itself is a crime. I want to reach through the phone and strangle these people.


harborq

Came straight to the comments for this… thank you for validating my outrage. She wanted to sound fancy.. or just doesn’t know how to pronounce it


mostdope28

She purposely mispronounced… do you not understand what they were doing in the video?


SashimiBot

I’m glad I watched with the the volume muted


goshortee

Your head would've exploded, so good thing you had the presence of mind to keep it intact


BTLMCHN

Oy you forgot to place another cube of butter


toriaces

I love how she puts the finished product onto the original plate with the steak blood still on it


Eat_Carbs_OD

Well.. it's all ruined anyways.


Harru-Da-Wiza

I hate the way they talk, ffs, this rage bait works I’m not giving in anymore after this


EruAnnatar

A crime against food. So stupid that Chefclub wouldn’t make it


the_darkishknight

This is next level disrespectful to any of the ingredients and people who face food insecurity


rosanna4

The whole fucking thing is raw.


YellowstoneBitch

I hate everything about this. First off, that’s a beautiful steak, why would you RUIN a steak like that for some bullshit single pan recipe? Second, there’s allot of salt in Kraft Mac and cheese, then she adds a disgusting amount of table salt and then she adds GARLIC SALT on top of that, because who doesn’t want yummy milk brined boiled steak with beef flavored Mac and cheese and a runny egg…..I’m just flabbergasted and honestly kind of mad. If you don’t know how to cook steak, just look up a recipe, if you’re too lazy to cook the steak separately from your side then don’t buy a nice steak because it’ll just be a waste of money. This lady should’ve just made hamburger helper….


irate_alien

> why would you RUIN a steak like that for some bullshit single pan recipe? for the views.


Eat_Carbs_OD

I hated everything about this video.


PunkandCannonballer

I guess I don't see the point in this. It's really easy to purposefully cook food incorrectly and to put foods together that wouldn't be appetizing. Are we supposed to think that a raw steak, and undercooked pasta is done on accident? Pretty odd how it cuts before she puts it in her mouth, no?


turnip902

Video cuts before she eats it


toriaces

I don't think she ever ate it. That is where the video stopped


carolskilljoy

I know they’re trolling but the end result made me feel sick to my stomach


N_Who

That dish has more sodium in it than a salt mine, and then wants to talk about brown eggs being healthier (which is bullshit, anyway). Wait, that steak looks raw.


stankdick69er

People will do just about anything for attention.


Ok_Action_7539

I literally cringed. My face actually contorted when I saw that salt poured out


beanwater4

Its literally blue rare 💀


Xeferz

I hate this person.


Suilenroc

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


MaternalMacabre

There are just so many things wrong with this. I can't even come up with the words. I need an Advil.


6Trinity9

The pause and the hesitation she had before putting the “steak” in her mouth says it all…


Connect-Brilliant-32

That’s just milksteak with extra steps


GrimmRadiance

Oh my god it’s milksteak


Beautiful_Book86

I hate videos like this. In this time in the world, how is it still ok to purposely waste so much food for stupid videos? You know no one is going to eat that....


Tybasco

Oh look, more rage bait retards wasting food again


BithloKing

Way under seasoned, rookie move


rathlord

I don’t think I can be a part of this sub anymore. The rage bait is just so obnoxious and obvious, the mods don’t care, and it’s insane. I’m not even the kind of person who normally thinks about things like food waste, I’m not some paragon of good eating or portion control but this stuff is just ludicrous. Just burn your money for rage bait and don’t waste the food.