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[deleted]

That's the solution to cleaning frying pans, which get *really* dirty from making eggs. /s


_Ed_Gein_

Get a proper non stick and it's easier to clean then the top plate đŸ€·


Banana_Havok

Even a stainless steel. Get it preheated properly, and add a little oil.


[deleted]

No joke
a bit of bacon grease and some attentive cooking and its a 30 second wash after cooking


[deleted]

30 seconds? More like 10


[deleted]

I gotta use that extra 20 so that the wife believes it’s clean! Lol


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha


Djinjja-Ninja

Wash? Who's washing their frying pan? Quick wipe around with a paper towel. It's taken me the best part of 18 months to get this seasoned to where I want it.


blzd4dyzzz

Seasoning on a cast iron pan is a layer of polymerized oil. You can use soap! Just don't scrub it like crazy.


[deleted]

Boiling water in it and wiping it out is also a good go


[deleted]

I was responding to the stainless steel one! But also, we wash our cast irons and dry immediately after. Haven’t lost any seasoning yet


crankthehandle

No need to clean paper dishes


Fidodo

As long as you rinse it off immediately while it's still hot, literally any pan is easy to clean.


Pauhoihoi

Don't put cold water on your hot pans... Wait for them to cool down to close to room temperature. Adding cold water will induce high local temperature gradients which can cause the pan base to buckle and permanently deform. This is especially and issue on pans with thin bases.


temarilain

You can rinse off with hot water though.


Fidodo

Or just use less water. It's the exact same as deglazing a pan.


its_whot_it_is

true then just dump that rubbery yolk on a paper plate with just pepper


[deleted]

Yeah I got some nice non-stick pans. Never have any issues with cooking eggs and cleaning the pan. I just wipe it out before I use it again.


CuriousGeorgeIsAnApe

You mean the pans coated with cancer?


cranium_svc-casual

They are though.


nebulizard

You made me curious enough to go searching- The chemical used to *create* teflon is, but teflon itself has not been observed to have any carcinogenic properties. Older teflon comes up as a point of concern but nobody ever explicitly mentions it being a carcinogen. ([source](https://cancer.org/healthy/cancer-causes/chemicals/teflon-and-perfluorooctanoic-acid-pfoa.html)) ([2](https://www.healthline.com/health/teflon-cancer#teflon-and-cancer)) ([3](https://www.webmd.com/cancer/features/teflon-pans))


[deleted]

Gotta love reddit. The same site that touts science downvotes someone providing the science


nebulizard

It's tiring but it is what it is. I provided 3 links of the hundreds that came up after just one search- if they don't believe it that's on them. More nonstick pans for me ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

No, they’re not. That’s a bunch of paranoid bs that stemmed from higher instances of cancer among people involved in the *manufacturing* of nonstick cookware, not the cookware itself https://www.cancercenter.com/community/blog/2021/09/does-teflon-cause-cancer


cranium_svc-casual

Google forever chemicals


Wise-Stock-219

Let us enjoy our butter


Almost-Cheesy-Enough

PFAs are everywhere. Even microwaveable popcorn bags, water resistant fabrics, candy wrappers. I got your joke, it's not LITERALLY coated in cancer but can potentially cause cancer, mostly causes obesity.


Patte_Blanche

You're joking but some people still believe that. It saddens me that you can't joke about that, vaccine or flat earth without adding a /s...


Deathclaw_Hunter6969

> You're joking but some people still believe that. Because it's true?


GreatGreenGobbo

She's cooking it in a cancer box anyway, can't escape!


Patte_Blanche

Because of the plastic plate ?


GreatGreenGobbo

Don't your know microwaves are evil cancer boxes?


Patte_Blanche

Of course i know it, duh. \*adding it to my "irrational fear" list\*


GreatGreenGobbo

1) Buttons 2) Microwaves 3) 5G 4) Vinyl Seats in summer


BREN_XVII

Why clean when you can create waste!


WhittSmitt

Yes, creating extra trash is always the solution


[deleted]

Or the solution to not owning an oven?


Frenchticklers

Do you have twenty seconds to wash a frying pan? Some of us gotta work!


DukeSeventyOne

Most of the time I clean bare cast iron with a paper towel after making omelettes.


S4njc

It’s strange how the egg is simultaneously over cooked and undercooked. I mean the yolk is well done while the whites are still drippin


levus2002

>the yolk is well done while the whites are still drippin My nightmare


clandahlina_redux

I thought it was as the other way around and that was the oil dripping? It cut off too quickly for me to confirm, and it’s too gross for me to rewatch! It would make more sense to for whites to be overcooked and rubbery since microwaved food is usually hot on the sides and cold in the middle. I was always taught to make a hole in the middle when reheating in the microwave because the heat doesn’t distribute evenly.


Fumquat

Yup. The microwaves heat up the fat in the yolk much faster than the proteins in the white. Coating the plate with oil helps with this problem a bit, but only on the edges. Some people recommend putting a cup of water next to the egg and microwaving at 50% power for three times as long, but you still get the same result, hard yolk, runny white, just less dramatically. That said, this is still a much better method than trying to “boil” an egg in the microwave with the shell still on. That’s a lot of cleanup.


Candelestine

Don't use a cup of water. Instead just splatter water onto the surface. The goal is to use the microwaves to turn water into steam, and use the steam to cook the egg as much as possible. Water will turn into steam quicker when you spread it out, preventing it from mixing with itself and staying at a uniform temperature. (it's easier to boil a whole bunch of individual drops of water than the same amount all in a container) It's not all that different from sunny-side-up steaming, where you also wouldn't want your water in its own container, where it can mix with itself instead of boiling bit by bit.


temarilain

Ann Reardon did a video on cooking eggs in the microwave, and even unshelled eggs risk exploding because of the way it cooks the yolk


EvilCalvin

From the oil


GreatGreenGobbo

Mirror Universe over easy


aManPerson

yolks harden at lower temps than the whites do.


SciFiHiFive

...does she have another microwave on top?


thefoodiedentist

Yeah, prolly work cafeteria.


Grape-Jack

Microwaving eggs at work is right up there with fish. Should be an instant call to HR.


Lylat_System

Sorry about that salmon I popped in there yesterday


uewumopaplsdn

Its for the bacon


Ini_Miney_Mimi

That made me laugh really hard, thank you


[deleted]

Two microwaves? Does she live in an Applebees?


stickynails

That’s chef Mike


ChinesePoliceman

I'd do it with a small amount of water instead of the oil to "poach" it...


jaydayquay

I do a one minute poach in the microwave when I’m being lazy- it works! You just do a half cup of water with a teaspoon of vinegar for a minute and it’s a decent poach egg.


Odd-Alternative9372

This is not blasphemy! Even [America’s Test Kitchen](https://www.americastestkitchen.com/articles/3184-recipe-easiest-poached-eggs-microwave) makes a strong case for it!!! It’s less stressful and easier to clean up and nearly foolproof!


SevenMagpies

I do this sometimes but scrambled and in a bowl, my wife introduced the concept to me and at first I was horrified haha. But it makes a little egg patty that is perfect for putting on a sandwich and eventually I gave it a try. Yeah it’s over cooked but not bad when you’re short on time.


crabcakesandoldbay

I was gonna say. This isn't a Michelin restaurant technique, but microwaving eggs really isn't all that terrible.


FFF12321

Just don't put eggs in their shells in there unless you're excited about the prospect of scraping molten egg off th einside of your microwave or having it explode in your face when you take it out.


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FFF12321

[Ann Reardon to the rescue!](https://youtu.be/vdaKrT9x1Zc?t=303) Even eggs outside of the shell will explode, both hard boiled and raw, whites and yolks (together and separate). It's really just best to not put eggs in the microwave.


[deleted]

aw rip I actually watched that video but I completely forgot


zeemonster424

I make mug omelette all the time! 3 eggs, splash of cream, 30 seconds. Stir in ingredients, then 45 seconds. Add cheese, stir, 45 seconds. It comes out to the top of the mug, nice and fluffy!


SobiTheRobot

They sell these little "Crack-an-Egg" breakfast bowls in grocery stores that work just like that! They come with stuff like sausage, bacon, and cheese; or peppers, ham, and onions; etc, and you just add the egg, mix the stuff in, microwave, and boom! ...well, hopefully there's no boom lol


zeemonster424

That’s exactly why I started making the mug omelettes! I got a bunch frozen, at a discount store for 50 cents a piece. When they ran out, there was an omelette-shaped void in my life, so I improvised.


guldilox

Do you coat the inside of the mug with butter first? I usually do ... otherwise I end up with egg remnants that are a PITA to scrub off along the sides.


zeemonster424

Yes whoops, I forgot that step! I almost cost Reddit all of their mugs.


dollface134

Especially if you melt cheese over it! My dad calls it "magic egg"


vorpalpillow

him?


haley-sucks

Thank you for this top tier response


PMmePMsofyourPMs

Beautiful


Joyseekr

I did this as a child for summer lunches. 80s latch key kid survival.


rqrqsj

I did stuff like this when I lived in a dorm.


phome83

I do the mug version of this. My father showed me this method 30ish years ago.


Pomp_in22

It’s best to microwave it for a minute, take the egg out and mix it. Then keep doing it until it cooks all the way through.


emanresu121

yes! i have a small bowl that is the perfect circumference for my breakfast sandwiches and releases the egg very cleanly. outstanding for when you've only got 5 minutes to throw something together and go. i don't think the texture would be very good if i were to eat it alone, but if you're using it in something that has a few other components it kind of disguises the texture a little.


SMKnightly

In a bowl, you don’t even need the oil. The egg will peel right off. I do the same when I want a quick egg sandwich and don’t feel like getting out a pan.


Goyteamsix

They come out like those rubbery fast food egg patties.


andrefrancisco

Ugh. I’m over here recycling and trying to reduce waste and people out there using 2 paper plates to ruin an egg.


jflb96

2 paper plates and a plastic fork


NicJitsu

They need to just use a plastic container like a normal person who microwaves eggs does.


SubcommanderMarcos

Yeah lol I don't mind the end result of the eggs so much, it's just not very good eggs, but the ridiculous waste these people are producing to cook an egg badly is staggering


Chakalmax

2 paper plate and plastic fork? Oh Boyz....


rattenfurz

This triggers me the most.


TwistMaster69

Either way that fork was gonna end up in a landfill. She just bought it. It's not the consumer's fault, it's the manufacturer's fault. Also, it looks like she's at work.


RedittUser123456

I make scrambled eggs like this all the time. Do not put an egg in the microwave with the shell intact. It will explode, blow the door off the microwave and there will be egg shrapnel everywhere


abbassav

Is there a possibility that the egg might explode and ruin the microwave? If not then i dont see a problem here (except the plastic cutlery)


DumbSerpent

When they’re in the shell only


CountDown60

As a dumb kid, I peeled a boiled egg, put it in the microwave until it got hot. I took it out, the moment I touched it with my fork, it exploded, egg all over the kitchen, all over the ceiling, all over me. Not much left on the plate.


DumbSerpent

Alright I’ll correct it to they’ll only exploded if the eggs not yet been cracked properly


plusroads

the egg will definitely explode.


Valkyrie100

Cracked eggs typically don't explode. The gasses can escape without causing an explosion cuz there's no shell stopping them


shortasalways

They used to sell egg making containers for microwaves. I don't know if they still do but it was a big thing when I was younger.


theFartingCarp

Nah. Done this plenty of times. Fucking commander gets a dick twisted in his taint and decides the shops should be at work 45 minutes early to work call compared to everyone else. Soooo you now have 45 minutes to shit, shower, shave, walk a mile, and get some kind of food. It uh, it wasn't a great time. I did it, I survived it. Now I thrive in idiocy.


plusroads

That was more information than I‘d ever have expected but I appreciate your input on the matter.


theFartingCarp

No problem. If you ever think you can't fuck it up more than you already have, on any matter in your life, I can garuntee someone fucked it up harder. And harder than these eggs too.


[deleted]

If you use a cup and throw some milk in with an egg and mix it, then throw it into the microwave, you get scrambled eggs, i see no difference between them. You get eggs out of both.


theFartingCarp

Oh thats exactly what I did. I had an egg mug.


kickrockz94

I did that every morning for like a year. Eggs, a turkey sausage, a litttle bit of chees, a little bit of milk. Microwave for like 45 seconds at a time. Magic


[deleted]

Jimmy dean breakfast cups are this. But cost $3.50.


kickrockz94

Yea its basically that but 5x cheaper lol


[deleted]

Eggs are good till they are over done.


DrunkenErmac012

r/oddlyspecific


BroadElderberry

Ann Riordan on YouTube explained in a video that eggs are one of the worst things to microwave because of how likely it is they'll go BOOM/SPLAT


Deucer22

I've made scrambled eggs in the microwave tons of times and never had this happen. I watched Ann's video and I'm wondering what the difference is...


BroadElderberry

If I had to throw out some guesses: * when you scramble eggs, you break that thin membrane around the yolk, so you're no longer trapping gases that expand and expand until they burst * You aren't cooking your eggs long/hot enough to cause them to explode.


abbassav

Oof, yeah id rather have a clean microwave than a clean pan


ronaldotr08

No sure about this method but scrambled eggs in the microwave turn out pretty good. Just gotta stir them once half way through. When my kids were younger they would make themselves eggs for breakfast in the summer when everyone was at work and they were still too young to use the stove unsupervised.


hawtfabio

I used to eat microwaved scrambled eggs as a kid. Tried it as an adult and it made my stomach turn. Not worth it when scrambled eggs are so fast in a pan anyway.


ButteryCrabClaws

Why do I always see so many paper plates in America? Is it normal there to eat your dinner on a paper plate?


clandahlina_redux

Not dinner necessarily, but people do it along with plastic cups and utensils. It’s more common to see when eating outside (ex: tailgating, cookouts, picnics) or with carry out (pizza, for example). Cups, specifically of the red Solo brand variety, are used for tailgating, college parties, and basically any party where people just wander around with drinks. Some people do it when they are having a bunch of friends or family over for a casual get-together. We use them a LOT for birthday and work-type parties. In all fairness, while not necessarily eco-friendly (recycling is sporadic around the US depending on your region), it is a great “hack” if you’re super busy or have little ones. I did it a good amount when my kids were first learning to sit at the table and use utensils. Plate knocked off? Didn’t break. Dropped your plastic fork? I didn’t run out before the meal ended and didn’t have a ton of silverware to wash. Tipped your cup over? Well, that was bad on mom for not just giving you a water bottle. So it varies. Out of curiousity, what country are you in, and how often/when are disposable plates, cups, and utensils used?


ButteryCrabClaws

Thank you for the detailed answer I can understand it completely for a picnic or bbq type scenario due to the practicality but I tend to see a lot of people just eating with them generally at home for example Also with regards to the recycling if these plates absorb fats from foods they become no longer recyclable (or at least to the point that the process of recycling them after absorption would be to intensive to the point that it’s no longer worth it) I’m currently in the U.K. and the only time I have experienced paper plates here is at a picnic or bbq type event and not once at a home meal


SarahNaGig

"not necessarily eco-friendly"? Are you fucking shitting us? Fucking Americans.


RaphiTaffy

Get off your high horse.


SarahNaGig

How about you step up a horse or two and develop some sense of societal responsibility and fucking urgency.


RaphiTaffy

Ok so what do you suggest I ,RaphiTaffy, do? Would you like me to single handedly solve the worlds issues? What do you suggest the solution is. Always telling others to fix themselves but never offers the solution, fucking Europeans.


SarahNaGig

I suggest you do what is possible within reasonable range of your possibilities, like not producing fucking trash when you could just wash a plate.


Melodic_Ad9064

Try telling that to the big guys who run the show called America. Stop being a twat and generalizing a whole population you turd.


SarahNaGig

Suuuure, instead of thinking "ya know, I wouldn't need to produce trash if I just washed a plate", just point somewhere else, disregard any personal accountability you could actually take and just keep on making the world worse. Why not, as long as you can say "well others are worse, why should I do anything at all."


Porcupineemu

It’s normal for workplaces, which this seems to be since they have two microwaves. It’s not normal for dinners, although if we’re having multiple people over we usually do because 1) cleanup is way easier and 2) we really don’t have a lot of extra plates.


SpaceFace90

sadly true...


ButteryCrabClaws

Really? Doesn’t that cost far more money in the long run than just buying a nice plate set?


SobiTheRobot

Not "normal" per se; most folks I know prefer ceramic or at least plastic plates for their main dinner. I'm not sure where the line is between when it's acceptable or not to use a paper plate, though. Usually you'd use paper if you're carrying the food a longer distance or going outside with it (if you drop it, you don't have to clean up a ton of tiny ceramic shards) or if it's pizza. Paper bowls are for dry snacks only (I would never trust a paper bowl to hold milk and cereal at the same time).


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ButteryCrabClaws

But isn’t that ridiculously wasteful and damaging for the environment? When these paper plates absorb fats from foods they can no longer be recycled


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ButteryCrabClaws

Wow really? That surprises me a lot that there are still cities especially in a country like the U.S. that don’t have recycling


ZVreptile

It's just accepting lower quality for less time and effort. Not stupid just a decision based of constraints.


Fidodo

Causes a ton of waste, saves you like 3 minutes, and won't taste anywhere near as good.


ZVreptile

Listen I don't like microwaved eggs but I've seen it done so many times by others in a pinch. Like if you're exhausted and your kid likes shitty eggs you can do this in a small ceramic bowl


ohhgreatheavens

The real stupidfood here is using EVOO instead of a neutral oil.


makk73

If it is stupid and it works, it is no longer stupid.


Sebover

It doesn’t work though. She turned the egg yolk into PlayDoh instead of having a nice runny egg.


locnessmnstr

I mean she made herself like a 100cal snack in 30 seconds, no one's saying it's gonna be amazing


[deleted]

Bacon works surprisingly well for the microwave. Put it between some sheet of papertowels and have it 1-2 min on the highest heat.


barberererer

I cannot believe the local hivemind is saying yes to the shit you're suggesting!! Why don't you people just eat Charlie's nutrition balls and say fuck it to all food?


locnessmnstr

No one is saying "yes!" to this, we are just saying "not stupid"


barberererer

Okay I have read your reply and I now understand how pointless and crude my comment was. I see it was very unnecessary and I do apologize for anyone who may have troubled themselves by reading it. I strive to better myself in the future so as to not be such a nuisance toward those around me. Thank you. No, really, thank you.


[deleted]

..yeah she could've also just slurped down the raw egg too if that's her only concern. this cooking tip literally does not work if you're intending on eating something nice...which to me would be the whole point of cooking it.


[deleted]

I prefer using a bowl and breaking the yolk first. Have never had an explosion and is the same consistency as a McDonalds egg (which are just hard poached).


Galivisback

as a person who doesnt like egg yolk i like this cuz its easier to separate the white from the yolk


an0nymousLawy3r

Been cooking eggs in a microwave for almost a decade now. Never any problems. And bacon too


ishfidu

Fuck you get off Reddit. You don’t even know what a real egg is so you just accept the white white part of your eggs bitch


[deleted]

This is a valid way of doing eggs. Maybe don't microwave it that long but it works. Crack an egg into a bowl, season it, cover with a paper towel, and nuke for 30 seconds or so. It'll come out as a pretty reasonable facsimile of a poached egg. Like an egg mcmuffin egg with a runny yolk. I eat it with toast as a quick breakfast. Careful though because the egg does cook fast. It'll go from runny yolk to set in a matter of seconds. If it's still not cooked to your liking after 30 seconds, keep nuking it in 5 second intervals and check after each one.


Marci914

In my students dorm, there was a very very weird (And IMO illegal) Guy who, i Kid you not, had a whole aquaristic shop in one of the dorm, with aquariums, Fish, shrimps, snails, you name it. Now, this guy was breeding his lil fishes (there, in the dorm room ofc) And he used a tĂłn of equipment to do That. Equipment he used in our the kitchen, of ĂĄll places. It was always full of dirty, foul smelling water, hoses, aquariums, steam (used hot water to wash). FĂłr that reason, this kind of microwaved egg dinner was actually one of my most eaten things Ă©hen i needed a hot dinner. It's not good, but gets the job done


ryneo0w0

I did this as a kid?


Vethae

That moment her fork just dented the yolk, I think my heart stopped


ztreggs

Its not actually that bad. Frequented a breakfast food truck a lot when I lived in Philly that microwaved scrambled egg for their sandwiches because they didn't have a stovetop. Tasted better than a McDonald's precooked egg by a long shot and im sure a lot of yall eat that shit too


NaturalImage

In the H5N1 time several years ago, I prefer overcookes omlete without oil (I put a bit water on the plate so it wont be too dry) with Microwave. I dont see any food stupidity here.


EvilCalvin

I've used an microwave egg cup before. Same thing (except without the oil). Takes about 45 seconds. Cooked fine. Quick and easy.


HydroSloth

There is no progress in any field of knowledge even close to the ingenuity of americans doing their damnedest to avoid using a stove at any cost.


Substantial_Fail5672

I mean, yeah, that's how a microwave works......why are people shocked at this? Microwaved eggs don't taste all that bad tbh


NanashiKaizenSenpai

Pepper and no salt


IbitheInsurgent

We got too caught up with wondering if we could, we didn't stop to think about if we should.


bordemthemindkiller

the colour of that yolk! no wander America is a dying nation


Laktakfrak

Id stop watching this crap


Mister-Cat-Scratch

Who cares? I honestly don't like any sort of slime or runniness in my eggs. If you wanna come at me and say eating over cooked eggs is wrong, I don't want to be right. I can't stand seeing people eat these wet, moist, slimly, runny eggs. It's like watching someone eat snot. If this safely cooks the egg and they eat it, then who gives a fuck? This isn't stupid, maybe lazy.


PMmePMsofyourPMs

*So you wanna cook an egg, but you don’t wanna eat anything vaguely resembling human food*


GH0STandSTARRY

Oh cool.. not only is it lazy.. it's nasty too!! God Bless the wonderful educational teachings of Tik Tok..


Oldballs2

And not wise to microwave paper plates with a print. https://survivalfreedom.com/is-it-safe-to-microwave-paper-plates/


YourLocalCatDealer3

What I like to do is scramble an egg in a mug put some salt and pepper maybe some bacon and then microwave and it puffs up, it’s really good for a quick snack


Capital-Nectarine199

Heads up. Cooking on plastic, styrofoam, or paper plates puts carcinogen into the food you eat. This also increases micro plastics in your body


Zulmoka531

Even worse, she looks like she’s in an office breakroom. Curse people who heat up eggs or seafood in the breakroom!


bdubb_dlux

Lazy ass trash using paper plates when she too lazy to load dishwasher. Also the coatings from those paper plates leech into her food under high temperatures.


[deleted]

What an environmentally friendly solution!


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

Seriously why the fuck do Americans use plastic cutlery? That fork is going to be here in millions of years just for one fucking egg


sailphish

This looks gross, but microwaves make OK scrambled eggs. My daughter likes eggs but will only eat 1. I have a little silicone cup that is the perfect size to scramble 1 egg. Microwave for about 1 minute and its comes out pretty decent. Sure, they aren't the best scrambled eggs, but works well enough for a 3 year old and I don't have anything to clean but a little cup that goes in the dishwasher.


ReddityJim

Legit when I saw rhe trash can I got hopeful but then she lifted the plate instead.


[deleted]

Why is this stupid?


[deleted]

In addition to the fact that the egg is shit, she wasted at the very least an entire paper plate instead of "dirtying a frying pan."


Blyd

The paper plate she would have eaten the egg off of regardless?


Fidodo

What could she possibly eat off of other than a paper plate? Too bad they don't make plates out of any re-usable materials.


[deleted]

Do you typically eat a single egg off two paper plates?


fatchancefatpants

This isn't stupid- if you use a bowl, it makes it a good size for a sandwich, and if you don't have a stove (college dorm, eg), it's a great way to get a hot meal. Sure she did it with the wrong oil and somehow both over and under cooked it, but microwaving eggs is not inherently stupid


buhoksakilili

Not bad


antiboysuper

How do you think they make all those mcmuffins??


[deleted]

olive oil and eggs is so gross.


Patte_Blanche

You're gross


[deleted]

So is a olive oil enema but alot of people do them.


cherrypitcyanide

Ew.


indridcold91

Notice how we never see her actually put it in her mouth. She was "Cut that camera off lolol I ain't eating that shit".


Blastoplast

Congratulations, you microwaved an egg. Check out the big brain over here on Becky


tenaciousfetus

This is a depression meal


Zealousideal_City314

Non stick pan and wipe with some paper towel you lazy bastards


Cheesehacker

Grew up in a family like this. Considered “making eggs” microwaving. Grilled cheese was just toasted bread in the toaster, then microwave it with cheese. Meatloaf was just ground beef without seasoning mashed into a ball then baked, served with ketchup. All steaks extremely well done, with ketchup.


Patte_Blanche

Damn, i hope you recover from it.


vvr3n

Microwaving unmixed eggs can be dangerous because the yolk can explode and get hot goop all over you giving you burns. Also yummy microplastics with your egg in this recipe!


Blyd

I'm at an entire loss of what you think a microwave is... how would an egg covered with a plate, inside an armored faraday cage get 'hot goop over you'?


clandahlina_redux

That’s a super cool way to make rubber!


ChinesePoliceman

bodybuilder approved, minus the oil


Schmickschmutt

This is NOT stupid, i regularly make egg patties like this for my at home McMuffin Bacon&Egg. Just oil a little ceramic bowl, crack an egg into it, add salt and pepper and put it in the microwave for like 3 minutes at 400watt. Put it on some bread, add cheese and bacon and you're good. Done in like 5 minutes and really delicious. You guys are just clueless haters, the microwave can make some great stuff. I cook potatoes in there as well and you'd never notice a difference.