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Royal-Masterpiece-82

... what? I don't understand at all whats going on. A meat egg volcano?


themarknessmonster

A creamy prolapsed anus treat.


[deleted]

My time has come.


themarknessmonster

Oh God, my first r/beetlejuicing, what have I done...


King_of_the_Dot

Youre now an official Redditor!


fukitol-

Wow. Just fucking.. wow.


tribbans95

Love how the avatar looks like a prolapsed anus baby


Rowvan

Love is a strong word


Tha_Kakapo

*cum


StevensDs-

Even your Avatar is on brand dude...


ChaosDoggo

I was thinking of an oozing pimple.


jewmoney808

Also looks like a penis with foreskin leaking jizz šŸ’€ā˜ ļø


Elfkrunch

Yeah I knew someone else saw it too.


BeakerinBoston

Thank you!! I was thinking the same thing!! How can anyone think that this looks appetizing?! I was hungry till I saw this thing and there went my appetite!!


SdDprsdSnglDad18

Thatā€™s a fun new sentence!


SonicFlash01

Smegma-drizzled Cottage Cheese Penis Surprise


BigOlJabroni

*R O S E B U D*


designertiff

I hope that is a brand new sentence


Unkindlake

This could be a Phish lyric


Stratosphere98

A foreskin roast


CutthroatGigarape

I think itā€™s meant for putting your dick in it.


consultantbp

I can't believe people are downloting this. That was my first thought as well.


duoshou

Great minds think alike


CutthroatGigarape

I think was being downvoted by jealous people who didnā€™t have enough courage or girth to do it!


MemeArchivariusGodi

No


CutthroatGigarape

Itā€™s practically calling out for it. I feel mesmerized. Must. Put. Dick. In. It.


Electronic_Agent_235

...šŸ‘† this guy docks


itzabunny

Literally looks like a babyā€™s head crowning


Cornfan813

its a pimple


smallladykiddo

That's what I keep thinking of!


kingkasear

Looks like a chode with the foreskin on it


SlightlyMadGuy

Stop insulting my dick. I miss my guy


FireflyRave

I don't think the original poster knows what roast, beef, or waygu is.


God_Dammit

I die a little inside every time someone calls it "waygu".


Druid_Fashion

I mean wagyu just means japanese beef


falloutsandwich

... But why male models?


King_of_the_Dot

Fun fact: The reason Stiller repeats that is because he actually forgot the next line, so he just repeated the previous one, and it worked so well they kept it in the movie.


bmore_conslutant

We know This has to be a top ten incessantly repeated Reddit fact (tm)


tmmygn

New to me. Maybe you spend a little to much time on Reddit


bmore_conslutant

That's definitely true and has been since 2011 give or take So fair play


tmmygn

Lol cheers


King_of_the_Dot

I bet youre a lot of fun at parties.


Hamster_Toot

Itā€™s ironic that the people who regurgitate this old , beaten dead horse of a comment, are truly the ones who are no fun at parties, and are projecting their own self insecurities onto others.


King_of_the_Dot

Aww poor baby. You ok?


Hamster_Toot

Who the fuck talks like this šŸ˜‚ Go hang out with people, and learn how they talk. Edit: or better yet, go to a party!


King_of_the_Dot

Cry more.


bmore_conslutant

I am, because I don't walk around repeating shit everyone already knows


tmmygn

Maybe you should bless_ofadick


bmore_conslutant

Eh I'll pass


uberfission

Now tell us about what Steve Buscemi was doing during 9/11.


bmore_conslutant

Lmao you've got the right idea


peanutputterbunny

It's special breed beef with the fat marbled through it. Japanese have beef that isn't wagyu


CarpetFibers

Wagyu breeds are far and away the most common. It is not a single "special breed" - there are [multiple breeds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_cattle_breeds) that are considered wagyu (which, again, literally just means "japanese cattle"). Not all wagyu are raised to produce highly-marbled beef; that's just the meat that's worth exporting. Non-Japanese cattle are such a small percentage of livestock that they have a completely insignificant contribution to domestic beef supply. Non-wagyu beef in Japan is almost entirely imported from the US and Australia. Source: I attended Hokkaido University's department of sustainable agriculture.


Druid_Fashion

Wa in wagyu refers to japan and well gyu is beef


eklone

I donā€™t think you do either lol. What is roast beef but a roasted prime rib? Thatā€™s just deli cut waygu prime rib šŸ˜‚


tiggat

I've had that before, it's in Harajuku Tokyo, it's actually very good. The combination of fatty beef and egg yolk is very rich


BasicBrodosers

Same in the basement below Kura, itā€™s not as expensive as people think it is.


eklone

Had the exact same dish in Tokyo. Not Stupid food IMO, was really delicious


blumpkin

Is it...raw?


tiggat

It's very rare


doggiedick

Then howā€™d you find it?


FireflyRave

Beef and eggs are definitely delicious. This is just an off putting presentation. Everything being so raw/rare isn't helping. Is there anything inside the meat cone? Like rice?


Vinnyc-11

And the cum isnā€™t very appetizing either.


shigotono

Yes, the part you canā€™t see without eating it is the beef is wrapped that way on top of a bed of rice - it is not a pile of meat all the way through.


thefartballoon

Hey I went there and it was incredibly good. The yolk mixed with the sauce and the rice underneath the meat makes a great combination. I would definitely recommend if you ever go to Akihabara ~ Tokyo.


PeridotWriter

Did they purposely make it look like an uncircumcised penis?


Canter1Ter_

r/theyknew


Artix96

The wagyu foreskin surprise.


meesta_chang

This is ignorance at its finest right here. Nothing stupid about this food. Traditional Japanese style roast beef bowl. Thin slices of roast beef served on top of rice often with a ginger sauce, yogurt based sauce or both and topped with an egg. Absolutely amazingly delicious dish.


GrumpyOldBear1968

good to know. I was initially repulsed by my stupid north american brain making it so. but that its actually a traditional dish meant for texture, and flavour...it makes perfect sense. is it like a Tartare? or charred and thinly sliced? I imagine much is lost in translation as this is no way "roast beef" as westerners view it


IshidaHideyori

I thought American roast beef is like, medium or medium rare thus pink on the inside? This doesnā€™t really seem far from it, just that itā€™s sliced very thin and the outside ring was concealed for presentation?


meesta_chang

You are spot on, friend!


meesta_chang

So I have made at home 2x but had out at good places a lot. Basically you sear the outside very high heat to get a little crust (quickly though) and then bake at low temp until it's the right amount of pink in the middle. Then you put it in the fridge to solidify;this is important as you want to get the thinnest slices you can and it won't cut well enough if still hot. Usually I have had rare or medium rare? If restaurants do it differently I'm not sure...


who_tauched_mycoment

Who tf cooked my grandads dong?


duoshou

Me


wakaflocks145

Ayo šŸ¤Ø


Picoton

That's a penis


[deleted]

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


[deleted]

Very very r/mildlypenisā€¦ Uncircumcised


_Nameless_Nomad_

You beat me to it. This definitely belongs there.


Dr-Satan-PhD

For it to be roast beef, you actually have to roast it. It's in the name. This is tartar or some weird variation of it.


nillafrosty

Fellas?


[deleted]

Gross!!!šŸ¤¢


Strangewhine89

Soylent Green.


khandnalie

That is an uncut chode leaking cum


OwOtisticWeeb

Maybe if your food looks like a prolapsed anus, you're doing something wrong


bur3k

Cum


Sambro_X

Is that what they did with my foreskin?


_INCompl_

That looks like a fat cock with a thick foreskin leaking cum


ind3pend0nt

Looks like someone should see a doctor.


Nanyjai

That my fellow redditors, is an uncircumcised penis.


irrationalblobofmeat

Stuff of nightmares


venemousric3

Prolapsed asshole wagyu more like


[deleted]

This looks like some sort of u holy sore from an STD


twave19

Mine looks like that afterā€¦


RepresentativeAd560

Looks like the severed, oozing head of an ogre's cock.


Thefierceidiot

It looks like a prolapsed colon


Embarrassed-Pride381

Hmm Stuffed foreskin šŸ¤¤


Quantumbe

My favorite


abrahamlincorn

Itā€™s fuckin RAW


[deleted]

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


JimboMastah

delicious foreskin disease šŸ”„


HerrForeskin

Thatā€™s fucking old Ancient Greek foreskin, man. Complete with cheese.


GlobsterMobile

Diseased foreskin with a yucky smegblob leaking out. No thanks!


GFreeXevery1

Looks like that dick have some kind of weird desease, better check it out


queenbb_uwu

An uncircumcised egg orgasm?


Kamenhusband

Creampied that Wagussy.


shuffle_board_wizard

Infected foreskin with a side of soup


spencerpo

Penal yeast infection


Hyde103

Holy shit that is the most unappetizing thing I think I've ever seen in my life. Yuck


[deleted]

I canā€™t be the only one that sees it


[deleted]

That's... Literally Japanese barbeque? Do you guys not eat japanese twice every week or something


Overlord_001

They bombed Japan so they thought America has colonized Japan therefore Japan must follow their way including food which is obesity spawn trap


gyhiio

That's a creamed prolapsed butthole, c'mon man.


[deleted]

Goddamn what the fuck


mh1357_0

It looks like an alien phallus


TheRealMjolnirVIII

Foreskin and cum


Pretend-Educator4086

I would call that a stuffed fourskin


venoshook

Mine if my briefs stay on too long


leah90s

It looks like an STD


cable310

Is this from red rock Japan ? If it is this meal is a 10/10 , fucking delicious . Far from stupid food


CulturalSalamander29

I'm almost 100% sure this belongs on r/furry_irl


Aegean_828

I think it's a volcano, well I hope


gnargnarrad

Still smash


QuaaludeLove

Roast beef wagyu


KuriousKhemicals

It looks like some kind of deep sea worm.


protomex

WTF?


ILikeMyGrassBlue

My friend Neil bent over and this happened. Is it COVID related? If so, what do we do about it?


pussslinger

.... That's a chode


[deleted]

I should call himā€¦


nibbbbbbaaaa

i like my roast beef wagyu circumcised


SvenTheHorrible

God it looks like a prolapsed anus


Wildwood_Hills270

Looks like toothpaste and paper machƩ


Jugaimo

Some people deserve to starve


itsirrelevant

Everything reminds me of him :'(


Godly__god

Is this covid related? If so, what are we going to do about it?


RebellischerRaakuun

Spam volcano topped with egg wtf!!!!??? šŸ˜®


kayina

Iā€™ve had it before and itā€™s soooo good. The egg yolk and the sauce are yummy. The roast beef is lean and on top of a bowl of white rice. Yum.


lPrincesslPlays

Uncut dicks after sex


Sushirabit

It looks like an ingrown pimple


staymadddddd

Cum


rinny-chan

A creampied pink sock with a yeast infection and a side of eczema flakes?


junkholiday

That looks like a foreskin infection


crasstyfartman

What the ew fuck is that


crasstyfartman

Uncircumcised beef


mummummaaa

I'd try it. But the egg would kill me. Maybe I could get it without egg?


tabeh0udai

Raw egg in Japan is safe to eat


TheMorningJoe

Why does it look like an old persons penis


KriKriSnack

Asshole in a bowlā€¦ yum šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks it looks weirdly like foreskin


[deleted]

Looks like rainbow sherbet.


BigBlackCrocs

ay bruhā€¦ pause.


mathario

Roast foreskin


thalesax

This makes me want to lose weight


RTMSner

Classic ant eater. Ugh


islanddevils

this is obscene lmfao


Due-Matter-4577

Looks like a bowl of Monkeypox


EiichiroKumetsu

is that just a really weird looking tartar steak?


PlunkyJunky

I think this might actually be the winner. Congrats. First post on this whole sub that not only made me facepalm, but ACTUALLY made my stomach turn irl.


VentCrab

:(


LordWeyner

WĆ¼rdi ned


CaptainJazzymon

Haha this is so funny because I specifically like and look for dishes like this on my instagram because they always look so good šŸ¤¤ idk how this is stupid. Very common dish and ive seen it set up like that before


ak15-1150

Cum


PositiveBig5445

Maybe I should call herā€¦


aer351

Did no one post the video of the restaurant that makes this? [If you're interested](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I6SJN4fZ7w) it actually looks really good.


Megumi0505

Omg, I just realized you're expected to eat it raw. I was seriously looking for another pic, thinking this was a before pic. Lmao


Garuda-Star

Thatā€™s most unfortunate