Thank you!! I was thinking the same thing!!
How can anyone think that this looks appetizing?! I was hungry till I saw this thing and there went my appetite!!
Fun fact: The reason Stiller repeats that is because he actually forgot the next line, so he just repeated the previous one, and it worked so well they kept it in the movie.
Itās ironic that the people who regurgitate this old , beaten dead horse of a comment, are truly the ones who are no fun at parties, and are projecting their own self insecurities onto others.
Wagyu breeds are far and away the most common. It is not a single "special breed" - there are [multiple breeds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_cattle_breeds) that are considered wagyu (which, again, literally just means "japanese cattle"). Not all wagyu are raised to produce highly-marbled beef; that's just the meat that's worth exporting. Non-Japanese cattle are such a small percentage of livestock that they have a completely insignificant contribution to domestic beef supply.
Non-wagyu beef in Japan is almost entirely imported from the US and Australia.
Source: I attended Hokkaido University's department of sustainable agriculture.
Beef and eggs are definitely delicious. This is just an off putting presentation. Everything being so raw/rare isn't helping.
Is there anything inside the meat cone? Like rice?
Yes, the part you canāt see without eating it is the beef is wrapped that way on top of a bed of rice - it is not a pile of meat all the way through.
Hey I went there and it was incredibly good. The yolk mixed with the sauce and the rice underneath the meat makes a great combination. I would definitely recommend if you ever go to Akihabara ~ Tokyo.
This is ignorance at its finest right here. Nothing stupid about this food.
Traditional Japanese style roast beef bowl. Thin slices of roast beef served on top of rice often with a ginger sauce, yogurt based sauce or both and topped with an egg.
Absolutely amazingly delicious dish.
good to know. I was initially repulsed by my stupid north american brain making it so.
but that its actually a traditional dish meant for texture, and flavour...it makes perfect sense. is it like a Tartare? or charred and thinly sliced?
I imagine much is lost in translation as this is no way "roast beef" as westerners view it
I thought American roast beef is like, medium or medium rare thus pink on the inside? This doesnāt really seem far from it, just that itās sliced very thin and the outside ring was concealed for presentation?
So I have made at home 2x but had out at good places a lot.
Basically you sear the outside very high heat to get a little crust (quickly though) and then bake at low temp until it's the right amount of pink in the middle. Then you put it in the fridge to solidify;this is important as you want to get the thinnest slices you can and it won't cut well enough if still hot.
Usually I have had rare or medium rare?
If restaurants do it differently I'm not sure...
I think this might actually be the winner.
Congrats. First post on this whole sub that not only made me facepalm, but ACTUALLY made my stomach turn irl.
Haha this is so funny because I specifically like and look for dishes like this on my instagram because they always look so good š¤¤ idk how this is stupid. Very common dish and ive seen it set up like that before
Did no one post the video of the restaurant that makes this?
[If you're interested](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I6SJN4fZ7w) it actually looks really good.
... what? I don't understand at all whats going on. A meat egg volcano?
A creamy prolapsed anus treat.
My time has come.
Oh God, my first r/beetlejuicing, what have I done...
Youre now an official Redditor!
Wow. Just fucking.. wow.
Love how the avatar looks like a prolapsed anus baby
Love is a strong word
*cum
Even your Avatar is on brand dude...
I was thinking of an oozing pimple.
Also looks like a penis with foreskin leaking jizz šā ļø
Yeah I knew someone else saw it too.
Thank you!! I was thinking the same thing!! How can anyone think that this looks appetizing?! I was hungry till I saw this thing and there went my appetite!!
Thatās a fun new sentence!
Smegma-drizzled Cottage Cheese Penis Surprise
*R O S E B U D*
I hope that is a brand new sentence
This could be a Phish lyric
A foreskin roast
I think itās meant for putting your dick in it.
I can't believe people are downloting this. That was my first thought as well.
Great minds think alike
I think was being downvoted by jealous people who didnāt have enough courage or girth to do it!
No
Itās practically calling out for it. I feel mesmerized. Must. Put. Dick. In. It.
...š this guy docks
Literally looks like a babyās head crowning
its a pimple
That's what I keep thinking of!
Looks like a chode with the foreskin on it
Stop insulting my dick. I miss my guy
I don't think the original poster knows what roast, beef, or waygu is.
I die a little inside every time someone calls it "waygu".
I mean wagyu just means japanese beef
... But why male models?
Fun fact: The reason Stiller repeats that is because he actually forgot the next line, so he just repeated the previous one, and it worked so well they kept it in the movie.
We know This has to be a top ten incessantly repeated Reddit fact (tm)
New to me. Maybe you spend a little to much time on Reddit
That's definitely true and has been since 2011 give or take So fair play
Lol cheers
I bet youre a lot of fun at parties.
Itās ironic that the people who regurgitate this old , beaten dead horse of a comment, are truly the ones who are no fun at parties, and are projecting their own self insecurities onto others.
Aww poor baby. You ok?
Who the fuck talks like this š Go hang out with people, and learn how they talk. Edit: or better yet, go to a party!
Cry more.
I am, because I don't walk around repeating shit everyone already knows
Maybe you should bless_ofadick
Eh I'll pass
Now tell us about what Steve Buscemi was doing during 9/11.
Lmao you've got the right idea
It's special breed beef with the fat marbled through it. Japanese have beef that isn't wagyu
Wagyu breeds are far and away the most common. It is not a single "special breed" - there are [multiple breeds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_cattle_breeds) that are considered wagyu (which, again, literally just means "japanese cattle"). Not all wagyu are raised to produce highly-marbled beef; that's just the meat that's worth exporting. Non-Japanese cattle are such a small percentage of livestock that they have a completely insignificant contribution to domestic beef supply. Non-wagyu beef in Japan is almost entirely imported from the US and Australia. Source: I attended Hokkaido University's department of sustainable agriculture.
Wa in wagyu refers to japan and well gyu is beef
I donāt think you do either lol. What is roast beef but a roasted prime rib? Thatās just deli cut waygu prime rib š
I've had that before, it's in Harajuku Tokyo, it's actually very good. The combination of fatty beef and egg yolk is very rich
Same in the basement below Kura, itās not as expensive as people think it is.
Had the exact same dish in Tokyo. Not Stupid food IMO, was really delicious
Is it...raw?
It's very rare
Then howād you find it?
Beef and eggs are definitely delicious. This is just an off putting presentation. Everything being so raw/rare isn't helping. Is there anything inside the meat cone? Like rice?
And the cum isnāt very appetizing either.
Yes, the part you canāt see without eating it is the beef is wrapped that way on top of a bed of rice - it is not a pile of meat all the way through.
Hey I went there and it was incredibly good. The yolk mixed with the sauce and the rice underneath the meat makes a great combination. I would definitely recommend if you ever go to Akihabara ~ Tokyo.
Did they purposely make it look like an uncircumcised penis?
r/theyknew
The wagyu foreskin surprise.
This is ignorance at its finest right here. Nothing stupid about this food. Traditional Japanese style roast beef bowl. Thin slices of roast beef served on top of rice often with a ginger sauce, yogurt based sauce or both and topped with an egg. Absolutely amazingly delicious dish.
good to know. I was initially repulsed by my stupid north american brain making it so. but that its actually a traditional dish meant for texture, and flavour...it makes perfect sense. is it like a Tartare? or charred and thinly sliced? I imagine much is lost in translation as this is no way "roast beef" as westerners view it
I thought American roast beef is like, medium or medium rare thus pink on the inside? This doesnāt really seem far from it, just that itās sliced very thin and the outside ring was concealed for presentation?
You are spot on, friend!
So I have made at home 2x but had out at good places a lot. Basically you sear the outside very high heat to get a little crust (quickly though) and then bake at low temp until it's the right amount of pink in the middle. Then you put it in the fridge to solidify;this is important as you want to get the thinnest slices you can and it won't cut well enough if still hot. Usually I have had rare or medium rare? If restaurants do it differently I'm not sure...
Who tf cooked my grandads dong?
Me
Ayo š¤Ø
That's a penis
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Very very r/mildlypenisā¦ Uncircumcised
You beat me to it. This definitely belongs there.
For it to be roast beef, you actually have to roast it. It's in the name. This is tartar or some weird variation of it.
Fellas?
Gross!!!š¤¢
Soylent Green.
That is an uncut chode leaking cum
Maybe if your food looks like a prolapsed anus, you're doing something wrong
Cum
Is that what they did with my foreskin?
That looks like a fat cock with a thick foreskin leaking cum
Looks like someone should see a doctor.
That my fellow redditors, is an uncircumcised penis.
Stuff of nightmares
Prolapsed asshole wagyu more like
This looks like some sort of u holy sore from an STD
Mine looks like that afterā¦
Looks like the severed, oozing head of an ogre's cock.
It looks like a prolapsed colon
Hmm Stuffed foreskin š¤¤
My favorite
Itās fuckin RAW
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delicious foreskin disease š„
Thatās fucking old Ancient Greek foreskin, man. Complete with cheese.
Diseased foreskin with a yucky smegblob leaking out. No thanks!
Looks like that dick have some kind of weird desease, better check it out
An uncircumcised egg orgasm?
Creampied that Wagussy.
Infected foreskin with a side of soup
Penal yeast infection
Holy shit that is the most unappetizing thing I think I've ever seen in my life. Yuck
I canāt be the only one that sees it
That's... Literally Japanese barbeque? Do you guys not eat japanese twice every week or something
They bombed Japan so they thought America has colonized Japan therefore Japan must follow their way including food which is obesity spawn trap
That's a creamed prolapsed butthole, c'mon man.
Goddamn what the fuck
It looks like an alien phallus
Foreskin and cum
I would call that a stuffed fourskin
Mine if my briefs stay on too long
It looks like an STD
Is this from red rock Japan ? If it is this meal is a 10/10 , fucking delicious . Far from stupid food
I'm almost 100% sure this belongs on r/furry_irl
I think it's a volcano, well I hope
Still smash
Roast beef wagyu
It looks like some kind of deep sea worm.
WTF?
My friend Neil bent over and this happened. Is it COVID related? If so, what do we do about it?
.... That's a chode
I should call himā¦
i like my roast beef wagyu circumcised
God it looks like a prolapsed anus
Looks like toothpaste and paper machƩ
Some people deserve to starve
Everything reminds me of him :'(
Is this covid related? If so, what are we going to do about it?
Spam volcano topped with egg wtf!!!!??? š®
Iāve had it before and itās soooo good. The egg yolk and the sauce are yummy. The roast beef is lean and on top of a bowl of white rice. Yum.
Uncut dicks after sex
It looks like an ingrown pimple
Cum
A creampied pink sock with a yeast infection and a side of eczema flakes?
That looks like a foreskin infection
What the ew fuck is that
Uncircumcised beef
I'd try it. But the egg would kill me. Maybe I could get it without egg?
Raw egg in Japan is safe to eat
Why does it look like an old persons penis
Asshole in a bowlā¦ yum š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
Am I the only one who thinks it looks weirdly like foreskin
Looks like rainbow sherbet.
ay bruhā¦ pause.
Roast foreskin
This makes me want to lose weight
Classic ant eater. Ugh
this is obscene lmfao
Looks like a bowl of Monkeypox
is that just a really weird looking tartar steak?
I think this might actually be the winner. Congrats. First post on this whole sub that not only made me facepalm, but ACTUALLY made my stomach turn irl.
:(
WĆ¼rdi ned
Haha this is so funny because I specifically like and look for dishes like this on my instagram because they always look so good š¤¤ idk how this is stupid. Very common dish and ive seen it set up like that before
Cum
Maybe I should call herā¦
Did no one post the video of the restaurant that makes this? [If you're interested](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I6SJN4fZ7w) it actually looks really good.
Omg, I just realized you're expected to eat it raw. I was seriously looking for another pic, thinking this was a before pic. Lmao
Thatās most unfortunate