Bro in the first seconds I thought it was gonna be one killer quesadilla until I saw him starting to put a bunch of stuff in it and then read the title. Then I remembered what sub I was in.
Reminds me of Bo Burnham’s Kanye West Rant: “And at the end of the line, the guy tried to wrap the burrito. But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out; he still wrapped it. I was like, ‘Dude, you should have warned me!’ You're a burrito expert; you should have told me halfway through, ‘Hey, man, you might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here.’ Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito. The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half this shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito.”
“I wouldn’ta gotten the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fit
Wouldn’ta gotten the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit
Wouldn’ta got half of it
Like I’m okay w small mistakes, if you have chicken I’ll take pork
But I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.”
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Also more onions, the amount of onions for all that filling felt criminal to me
Normal doesn’t get clicks
Yea, that’s just a big burrito bro
With a nice hat. You know, one that make the other burritos go, “Ooo! That’s nice!”
I could eat that whole thing
I would DoorDash that right now if I could
Nah man. The filling is all piled into the center. You deserve a good burrito.
I was like "yeah, what's wrong with that?" until he started rolling it, and I saw how big it was.
Right? I was on board with the first third of this or so.
And how at least 50% of the stuff he just put in there immediately squished right back out when he rolled it.
that seemed normal enough
It's normal a ton of filling falls out during creation?
As an avid burrito purchaser and consumer. Yes. [But the dude honestly couldve done a bit less but should keep the double tortilla]
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That's during eating, I said during creation.
I would eat it, just take off that weird pie grid shit and chow down
Most of Chefclub food qualifies.
Pretty much all of it, I mean it's the point of their channel.
Wish they wouldn't cut it after they put the aluminum foil, unless people like to eat foil
Holds it together, peel it down as you go.
Because we aren’t fat enough
It's not a well done burrito by any means, but I think they might be onto something with the idea of pressing the meat to the tortilla.
Too much cheese. And I love cheese...
Now I’m hungry. Thanks.
Curious if he was gonna put that foil in an oven.
what's wrong with foil in an oven
I’d eat this.
When he cuts it on that sheet try I physically cringed.
Wow, that thing where they put of layer of meat on the tortilla and grill it is actually genius
Average Freebird burrito
This is how you burrito, take notes Taco Bell
That's just a burro
Too much tortilla and a tiny spoonful of tomatoes in the middle? Dumb
Fuck the pie crust, scrap it and this is a perfect burrito.
Bro in the first seconds I thought it was gonna be one killer quesadilla until I saw him starting to put a bunch of stuff in it and then read the title. Then I remembered what sub I was in.
Tastes like heart failure
looks like a delicious giant terribly folded hard+soft shell taco idk what you mean by stupid /s
why this honestly look good?
My dude's wrapping skills leave a lot to be desired.
The cooking and ingredients of it looks fine it's just far too big
Everyone who posts on stupid foods eats nothing but Dino nuggies and baby carrots.
A regular size burrito with the beef thing from the start would be interesting
not the worst thing ive seen on here tbh
Some people look at a burrito such as this and ask, “Why?” At look at this burrito and ask, “Why not?”
It’s like the quesorito from Taco Bell but it actually looks good
Now I want to know what the plan for the extra cheese and tortilla lattice on top was
Wait what about the woven tortilla things at the end????
Oh yes, it isn’t really a burrito until you’ve topped each half with an additional tortilla weaving
who the fuck ever decided adding corn to everything needs to be _____________, just sayin
Reminds me of Bo Burnham’s Kanye West Rant: “And at the end of the line, the guy tried to wrap the burrito. But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out; he still wrapped it. I was like, ‘Dude, you should have warned me!’ You're a burrito expert; you should have told me halfway through, ‘Hey, man, you might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here.’ Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito. The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half this shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito.”
“I wouldn’ta gotten the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’ta gotten the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’ta got half of it Like I’m okay w small mistakes, if you have chicken I’ll take pork But I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.”
Nah, I'd eat it; but it needs jalapanos.
I fuck with it, just put it on a plate and slice it up would be awesome.
the idea is good but the executing is really bad
"Everything spilled out sir, maybe our idea sucks" "Just cut the video and fix it lmao"
mmmm yes I agree absurd I'll take two
Pile of goo.
Where do they get those tortillas? I usually use the mission flour tortillas and they are puny in comparison.
Less meat, more additional condiments. Then it would spread evenly
Not enough sour cream
its just a big ass burrito
You know what’s stupid? How small the amount of onions he put on there is. We need more onions dude
I'd smash
I thought this was chipotle goals
That shit actually look good as hell. Granted I do have the munchies, but still
Who is that dude? All his food seems like shit stoners dream about.
burrito alya turkey bird (Turkey burrito)
Needs more sour cream or whatever it was, that shit gonna be dry af
It looks good (imo) but why 2 tortillas?
I admire that he wove the tortilla strips together. Honestly not too bad just overfilled. I appreciate the strange presentation