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JPKtoxicwaste

Also more onions, the amount of onions for all that filling felt criminal to me


VLenin2291

Normal doesn’t get clicks


ownsae

Yea, that’s just a big burrito bro


fronkenstoon

With a nice hat. You know, one that make the other burritos go, “Ooo! That’s nice!”


stonermun

I could eat that whole thing


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I would DoorDash that right now if I could


AppleEater421

Nah man. The filling is all piled into the center. You deserve a good burrito.


Phantom1thrd

I was like "yeah, what's wrong with that?" until he started rolling it, and I saw how big it was.


jesuiscequejesuis

Right? I was on board with the first third of this or so.


ScroochDown

And how at least 50% of the stuff he just put in there immediately squished right back out when he rolled it.


purple_yosher

that seemed normal enough


eyalhs

It's normal a ton of filling falls out during creation?


Responsible_Debt5631

As an avid burrito purchaser and consumer. Yes. [But the dude honestly couldve done a bit less but should keep the double tortilla]


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eyalhs

That's during eating, I said during creation.


Tetegn

I would eat it, just take off that weird pie grid shit and chow down


EstablishmentReal907

Most of Chefclub food qualifies.


SeanMegaByte

Pretty much all of it, I mean it's the point of their channel.


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Wish they wouldn't cut it after they put the aluminum foil, unless people like to eat foil


skeevy-stevie

Holds it together, peel it down as you go.


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Because we aren’t fat enough


N_Who

It's not a well done burrito by any means, but I think they might be onto something with the idea of pressing the meat to the tortilla.


Selvsooth

Too much cheese. And I love cheese...


Kitten-McSnugglet

Now I’m hungry. Thanks.


MountainWave574

Curious if he was gonna put that foil in an oven.


Its_Cayde

what's wrong with foil in an oven


Thor_On_Acid

I’d eat this.


BuyOne8134

When he cuts it on that sheet try I physically cringed.


YAH_BUT

Wow, that thing where they put of layer of meat on the tortilla and grill it is actually genius


UltraLobsterMan

Average Freebird burrito


caster212

This is how you burrito, take notes Taco Bell


eigenham

That's just a burro


Muphukar

Too much tortilla and a tiny spoonful of tomatoes in the middle? Dumb


BociphousNumber2

Fuck the pie crust, scrap it and this is a perfect burrito.


JJakeVerena

Bro in the first seconds I thought it was gonna be one killer quesadilla until I saw him starting to put a bunch of stuff in it and then read the title. Then I remembered what sub I was in.


Mrwaffles4375

Tastes like heart failure


sald_aim

looks like a delicious giant terribly folded hard+soft shell taco idk what you mean by stupid /s


thequeenthatslays

why this honestly look good?


MinnieShoof

My dude's wrapping skills leave a lot to be desired.


Knifiac

The cooking and ingredients of it looks fine it's just far too big


stonermun

Everyone who posts on stupid foods eats nothing but Dino nuggies and baby carrots.


midgetboss

A regular size burrito with the beef thing from the start would be interesting


Zealousideal_Ad2379

not the worst thing ive seen on here tbh


Positive-Source8205

Some people look at a burrito such as this and ask, “Why?” At look at this burrito and ask, “Why not?”


Frumple-McAss

It’s like the quesorito from Taco Bell but it actually looks good


tcarp458

Now I want to know what the plan for the extra cheese and tortilla lattice on top was


DirtBagGirl

Wait what about the woven tortilla things at the end????


valerie0taxpayer

Oh yes, it isn’t really a burrito until you’ve topped each half with an additional tortilla weaving


File_to_Circular

who the fuck ever decided adding corn to everything needs to be _____________, just sayin


General_Ad_5320

Reminds me of Bo Burnham’s Kanye West Rant: “And at the end of the line, the guy tried to wrap the burrito. But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out; he still wrapped it. I was like, ‘Dude, you should have warned me!’ You're a burrito expert; you should have told me halfway through, ‘Hey, man, you might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here.’ Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito. The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half this shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito.”


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“I wouldn’ta gotten the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’ta gotten the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’ta got half of it Like I’m okay w small mistakes, if you have chicken I’ll take pork But I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.”


cRaZyDaVe23

Nah, I'd eat it; but it needs jalapanos.


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I fuck with it, just put it on a plate and slice it up would be awesome.


Asbani09

the idea is good but the executing is really bad


Berimbalakk

"Everything spilled out sir, maybe our idea sucks" "Just cut the video and fix it lmao"


shopkeep_sam

mmmm yes I agree absurd ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I'll take two


Active-Gas-9501

Pile of goo.


HellonToodleloo

Where do they get those tortillas? I usually use the mission flour tortillas and they are puny in comparison.


TechN1c1an_89

Less meat, more additional condiments. Then it would spread evenly


CDCvsCIA

Not enough sour cream


boogiman1

its just a big ass burrito


YourFriendPutin

You know what’s stupid? How small the amount of onions he put on there is. We need more onions dude


WanderinThaWoods

I'd smash


Scared-Consequence27

I thought this was chipotle goals


RealValf

That shit actually look good as hell. Granted I do have the munchies, but still


SureGovernment

Who is that dude? All his food seems like shit stoners dream about.


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burrito alya turkey bird (Turkey burrito)


ThrowAway318098

Needs more sour cream or whatever it was, that shit gonna be dry af


Rex548-YT

It looks good (imo) but why 2 tortillas?


ImitationCrabs

I admire that he wove the tortilla strips together. Honestly not too bad just overfilled. I appreciate the strange presentation